This is so true. Out of all the MANY relationships I knew throughout middle school, not one was still together by the middle of 9th grade (I don't think there were ANY that were together by the beginning of 9th grade; I can't remember). Longest relationship was just a few months.
iLuckii it’s said that every time he closed his eyes Zach he would hear bombshells going off like fireworks on the 4th of July. He could still smell Charlie’s cigarettes. Charlie always had a pack of luckys.
My first day in middle I got lost I had to go the restroom and I accidentally walked into the ladies room and I was like where are all the urinals? Then I saw this girl putting on makeup and etc. got chased across the school. Ugh worst first day ever
One more phrase that I always say when I come into class after a while. "Don't worry, not everyone here has something to do with me, I just have to keep a low profile and I'll not be manipulated like I was last time."
when i was in middle school it was basically the complete opposite of this lol for example, the dances at my school , the people were playing rap and hip hop music and nobody was slow dancing and there was video games. lol
Yup I can confirm thats pretty true...for like the first parts of middle school in like the 7th and 8th grade people started roasting people, some never came back from those roast
They always tell me that they pork my mom XD but here's a tip: tell them, “I'm sorry, but my mom doesn't like kicro-dicks” or “Wow, I didn't know my mom liked things so little”
so yeah, i get it that they're the same thing, but i just feel like middle school sounds better. but thats my opinion.....everyone's opinion is wrong......even mine
4:23 Sometimes a simple statement of the truth can emotionally hit you HARD like a freight train and let your mind travel back to the deepest and darkest part of your memories that you thought you buried and forgotten...
1) The dance one is 96% of boys in my class. Especially considering how our school dance is coming up in January. 2) 80% of the time, me and my friends tease each other about our crushes. Thankfully, I don’t like anyone; Because everyone is the equivalent of a SQUIP In my mind. Trying to help people be cool through idiotic tactics.
I feel like Ian's backup plan if Smosh ever fails is to be a teacher. He seems to always play the teacher in these videos.
W
everyone would love him and he'd be the cool teacher
Every frenemy ever!
I wish he was my teacher
He would be a better substitute teacher than I've ever had
"Hehehe he has parents"
"So do you guys"
"Zack doesn't"
Mr Fluffkin oh yeah
Roses are red
I left facility
Oh my, that escalated quickly
J-hope + Yoongi is love. J-hope + Yoongi is life hah
Lol
@@ctrlinsidr whats that supposed to do with this video?
“Well you have parents too”
“Zach doesn’t”
The best quote of this vid
Ha ha kennys got parents
Yeah i murdered my parents tobe with cool kids
Wait this isn't the secret chat with my murder assistant?
Please love GOD and spread his word :D
"Then we spoon HARD"
-Shane 2018
Hehe 69th like
how you correctly say his name is "shayne"
John Sonia dum de dumm..,
("£")
Please love GOD and spread his word :D
4:10 EXCUSE ME MISTER WHY ARE YOU ACTING THIS WAyyyyyyyeeee
Maricris C I thought I was the only one who knew that ;-;
@@lyon9367 Same here-
😂
yyyyyyeeeeee
Maricris C Lol
4:10 was so accurate for me in middle school 😂
ikr
Same, I made her drop me off like a good twenty feet from school
This WaYyyyyeeE
Cant relate
Thanujan Thavaratnam that’s a bit rude
You forgot about Jr. High relationships, where you talk to each other for two weeks and then break up.
that's more elementary school (but still funny)
Minus the talking part and yes it is jr high too for most people
Veryyyy accurate
This is so true. Out of all the MANY relationships I knew throughout middle school, not one was still together by the middle of 9th grade (I don't think there were ANY that were together by the beginning of 9th grade; I can't remember). Longest relationship was just a few months.
2 days
3:00 all of that had me wheezing
True tho
I thought you were an fbi agent
Bhagath Pillai I’m off duty
dream cheated in his speedrun
The fact that the popular kid in my shcool is named Dylan and he’s the exact opposite of him hits different
FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES *smacks wall*
Michelle Nie FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND MOMENTS SO DEAR
Michele Nie that’s how I dance when I’m ya home listening to music😂😂
that’s how you measure measure a year
9,986,000 MINUITESSSSSS
YASS! RENT! **Smacks Wall**
2:50 is my favourite part 😂
Me too
One of the only good parts in this vid
WeAreLikeButtcheeks WeGoThroughShitButEndUpTogether
Lovely quote
Cyclone Freeze
.... it’s actually from the broadway play Rent......aka best musical ever
Me too
Middle School in 2019:
“THATS WHAT SHE SAID!”
“No homo!”
“Meet me outside!”
Srinidhi Guru
k. thx. 👋🏾
Y is this so true :/
so true ;-;
dont forget, "and I ooP-"
•Gacha Ry YT• you can’t forget “WHERES THE JUUL BROOOO”
2:16 People at my school in a nutshell.
Same lol
69 likes ;)
Same 😢
Same it’s honestly sad to think about
"Hahaha! Kenny's got parents!"
"So do you guys!"
"Zack doesn't!"
"yeah..." *Vietnam flashbacks.bmp*
Muffenssi I laughed...
What?
Lol kill me
Middle school in a nutshell
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"
EVRYONE SAYS THAT, EVEN MY TEACHERS
Yurianna Machado that’s so accurate it’s scary
I'm glad we are not the only ones...
No it's "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" and "LETS GOOOOOOO!" and "YOUR MOM" and "DUDE I HAVE A BONER",yeah its cringy
@@stickypoopoo8982 That is very accurate well done...👌
3:08 Shane has a hickey on his arm
OMG WTF
:p
Ooouu 😉😏🥰
Maybe he got hurt there idk?
It was on purpose
2:50 so no one’s gonna talk about how great of a singer Courtney is
i was thinking that i couldnt stop watching it!
@@nievelsmith2909 yeah, me either
"Excuse me WhY Are you talking ThIs waaaaaaaaaaaay
Copy cat piece of sh
“Haha Kenny’s got parents”
Natalia B "He doesn't
So do you!
‘EXCUSE ME MISTER why are you acting thiS waAAeH?’
Ian 2018
Grandma Bertha lol
Grandma Bertha 😂😂
Grandma Bertha lol
Lol
You think YOU died?!
FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES
Me Every Day After School Cleaning^^^^^^^^
2:50
@Max Ramirez The Office
That’s how long you’ve been working here
@Max Ramirez the office
school cleaning??
Rent
oh my voice iS G E T T I N G *D E E P E R*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Surprised nobody else has replied
*"HAHAHA KENNEYS GOT PARENTS"*
Me: Nerd
stfu
@@aayush9576 ?
@@aayush9576 ?
wut
0:04 thats the exact bell I hear whenever the announcements start and my teacher has to take attendance!
The Rainstorm Conspiracy that’s the exact same bell that I have
The Rainstorm Conspiracy a lot of jhs do that
for me it's just the attendance bell
Same wtf
California (To My Knowledge) Has A Be- *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Courtney’s singing?
Sofia Anderson SIMP
Sofia Anderson nah im joking lmao
Ok
No
Imagine your parents giving you a number in your name
When that girl starting signing “525,600 minutes” I started singing along to seasons of love
525,000 moments so dear
535,600 miiiiinutes
Don’t call Courtney “that girl”
AtomicPlaysGames geez, sorry that I don’t know someone’s name because I’ve only watched one of this channel’s videos. Ya could’ve been nicer tho
:/
How do you measure, measure a year...
2:23 Courtny those voice cracks were on point! They actually sounded not overly stressed. I can't be the only one who noticed that.
2:52 damn is that her real voice if it is oh my God!?!?!
No when she's talking it's a fake voice she makes but it's her voice
@@zortexdragon9631 what
Gaming Boss• What
It’s sarcasm guys I’m aware it’s hard to understand since it’s just words
Hityouwithastick What?? Her voice is great and Jalies comment wasn’t sarcasm but we didn’t understand Gaming Boss’s comment
4:23 I laughed,suddenly stopped then realized how messed up that was 😂😂
I laughed and I didn't stop ik it's messed up but-
I laughed at Zach’s instant mood swing 😂
Zach doesn’t
Yeh..
*Vietnam Flashbacks*
iLuckii you’re right
iLuckii GRENADE!!!
What? Wait who are you?! How do you know... 💀
iLuckii it’s said that every time he closed his eyes Zach he would hear bombshells going off like fireworks on the 4th of July. He could still smell Charlie’s cigarettes. Charlie always had a pack of luckys.
"FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MIIINUTES."
Cray Cray Gaming WHAT IS THIS FROM I CANT REMEMBER
Jimmy Yang the song is called seasons of love
The office?
poopypooerson
In the office they sang this song but they changed the words so make it about Michael Scott
Cray Cray Gaming in middle school facts
“Excuse me mister why are you acting this wayyyyyy”
Blub Fish because I hate school and want to order McDonalds
lucas Pettite I hate McDonald’s, lol they gave me allergies.
When I heard the ring I jumped up and started walking and realised im at home watching a video on summer break 0:03
Me too
Lol
Does anyone find these every _blank___ videos addicting cause they are so relatable
Gemma Jowett I watch them for my Entertainment.
me
Gemma Jowett they aren’t tho
Yeah
2:56 BY FAR the best scene bc its so true
Courtney singing seasons of love is such a mood
"FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES!"
Logan paul and jake paul are the same person ~"Courtney Miller 2018"
DAT BOI when does it say that? minute please
I mean, she’s not wrong.
Normie
Every
Old smosh
Ever.
❤❤❤
Every Old Smosh Memes Ever
LORD HASHIR 8bp that makes no sense
LORD HASHIR 8bp iii
4o min squad like this if ur always happy to be early
+Jefrey Alexander I know right
Courtney has the most realistic grade 6 kid impression.
*you have parents?*
Normal kid:oh dude orphans are so cool they don’t have parents
Orphan:Don’t remind me
"Zac doesn't"
FeelsBatMan
Best part off the video
miniZergling make zac feel good again
Edmund Gray *of
OMG I got it after a hole minute it was so good
right in his feelings
omg sooo funny the part at the end when keith said you dont have any parents and shane said right that nearly killed me
xGoryx same
My first day in middle I got lost I had to go the restroom and I accidentally walked into the ladies room and I was like where are all the urinals? Then I saw this girl putting on makeup and etc. got chased across the school. Ugh worst first day ever
Ahmed Noseir don’t they have signs next to the bathrooms
Yeah but I was in 6th grade I didn’t look at the labels I just walked right in. I didn’t know better yet.
My School did not put up signs we were supposed to know it
Welcome to the club
I feel so bad for you but That's adorable XD
One more phrase that I always say when I come into class after a while.
"Don't worry, not everyone here has something to do with me, I just have to keep a low profile and I'll not be manipulated like I was last time."
r/suspiciouslyspecific
2:50 oh my god that's litterally me lmao
Mood
I’ve got a friend who sung Mary Poppins in the hallways. I’m a metal head, so it was weird at first. She’s chill tho. :D
Same
Please, just please, make Every Fan-Fiction Ever.
Benjamin Robinson i think they already did
These girlz productionz no, they made a friday video about it. But that’s different.
Please
yess
Ash gently caressed Pikachu's tail....
I think this is more every 6th grade ever
Edit: or 3rd graders in 6th grade XD
@Cake :D thanks
@LORREN HUYNH ok
Dr. Phluu yep 6 grade
6th grade IS middle school ( unless it’s different for you )'
@@Apollo-hi1jj no its same just that when i was in 3rd grade i already heard kids talking like dylan in that lunch clip
4:25 i cant tell if shayne went silent bc he has parents or he dosent have parents:/
when i was in middle school it was basically the complete opposite of this lol for example, the dances at my school , the people were playing rap and hip hop music and nobody was slow dancing and there was video games. lol
and theres fights happening and kids brought weed to school. :|
Oh
’Logan Paul and Jake Paul are the same person`
Okie
Charleyy_ Logan Paul and Jake Paul are not the same person. They just look alike
they are the same. theyre both shit
its all a conspiracy i tell ya
lucas Pettite r/whoosh
They're both jerkbags
I wish there was a punch a bully day
what about a "punch a person you dislike in your grade" day?
All of these are dumb, you can punch them anyday
Me walking to class every day 😂 2:50
"I can't let other kids know I have parents."
2:50 YAAAS RENT IS THE BEST MUSICAL
Every Twitter Ever
It should be "Every Tweet Ever"
As a certified theater kid 2:50 is TOTALLY ACCURATE
great job!!!
I'm my middle school in Austria the teachers come to us like in elementary school
Same
Geheime Person yeesh
in my elementary the teachers never came to us. we went to them just like middle school. AND we had multiple classes, not just one.
I thought that said Australia soz
Geheime Person same
2:49 LMAOOO
every locker room ever, one of the lines could be “dude, my four pack is coming in”
Ian Morrison or "grab them by the p****"
koala201211 ooof
3:13 BRUH THIS PART IS SO RELATABLE MY FRIENDS DO THIS TO ME ALL THE TIME
Bullies: Ken has parents haha
Ken: well so do you
Bully: Zack doesn't
Zack:Hahahah...😐😑😰
:'c
xD
The roasting part was the only accurate part and the people talking about your mums
At my school most of the girls are thots
Most of the guys are F boys
And teachers are mostly trash
Oh, and most of the people are lazy bums c:
Yup I can confirm thats pretty true...for like the first parts of middle school in like the 7th and 8th grade people started roasting people, some never came back from those roast
@@salimshady117 true true
They always tell me that they pork my mom XD but here's a tip: tell them, “I'm sorry, but my mom doesn't like kicro-dicks” or “Wow, I didn't know my mom liked things so little”
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*Every candy shop ever
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Do watch my *new art video* - Black Panther .......... you will love it :)
Alex Emsley have they? Oops?
Edit I checked they havent
Drawing with Noel no thx xx no plugs
Alex Emsley they haven’t done every youtuber ever they’ve done what if youtubers
Or every comment ever
When the one kid that makes fun of you doesn’t go his way 3:28
I swear they changed the title.
Edit: Yes they did.
Raffi Miah and the thumbnail
What was the title before?
Every Junior High Ever
I guess it’s more appealing to Europeans (pretty sure they don’t call it junior high)
Nojatha well they don't call it middle school either 😂
JUST SAY MIDDLE SCHOOL
Jasmine Azzaoui
Lol ikr
Jasmine Azzaoui same
Jasmine Azzaoui
junior high
They changed it
My middle school was called jr high
Do
Every preschool ever
Every president ever
Every daycare ever
Every Walmart ever
Every museum ever
Nathan Corrin walmart would be dope
Nathan Corrin they did Walmart
THEY ALREADY DID WALMART.. I think it was after this video that they shot the Every Walmart Ever video.
I commented this BEFORE they upload that video
Nathan Corrin ii
0:02 I like how it every middle school ever but it’s a Highschool
Jr high is considered middle school
No it says junior high which is middle school in some places.
@@addieck aka MY SCHOOL
Lmao middle school was never like this for me
Lol same
IAmWoat sanr
IAmWoat it like this to me
It is super similar.
IAmWoat it is in 2018 especially if your sixth grader
Omg, i know junior high is what a lot of people call it, but i cant stand it!! CALL IT MIDDLE SCHOOL.
Creative Username it’s called that in other countries
Creative Username We have a junior high and middle school???
CherryBombRose they're the same thing.
so yeah, i get it that they're the same thing, but i just feel like middle school sounds better. but thats my opinion.....everyone's opinion is wrong......even mine
bubble butt XD For where I am, middle school is 2-6th grade and junior high is 7-8th
"Logan Paul and Jake Paul are the same"
Vishwam Khare They are both dumb so, yeah basically
I legit thought they were.
3:23 I died laughing for 30 minutes straight
Did anyone notice that it was first titled "Every Junior High ever" then it changed :)
Melonboy they had to change it because they realized their fucking fan base is raided by 7th graders who admitted that they can't relate to the video
Bell Cranel omg
Yeah that was weird
stupid people had to complain that it’s called middle school.
Yes I noticed
How the fuck is this even possible 1 minute and 44K awesome
Ikr
WAL33D MAS its smosh thats why
Taylor Hollingsworth
I am an TH-cam Artist
WAL33D MAS i
WAL33D MAS I thought you meant comments I'm like DAAAAAAAMN
*gEt ThE hElL oUt Of ThIs ClAsSrOoM*
4:23 Sometimes a simple statement of the truth can emotionally hit you HARD like a freight train and let your mind travel back to the deepest and darkest part of your memories that you thought you buried and forgotten...
Anyone here before the title change?
Random Fan How did you know that the title was changed if you came before?
Random Fan me
Yea
Yup
Yeah
4:26 that is by far my favorite part 😂 the voice change
Every barber ever!
SPORTS LIFE thats a good one
SPORTS LIFE wow dude I was thinking of that yesterday because I was getting a haircut 😂atleast you brought it up 👍
Yes
SPORTS LIFE I
Yes I like that one also
"I'm in the middle school mom can't let others think I have parents" 😂😂😅
😥
I just finished 8th grade
I dont get to see my 7th grade friends for a full year
purplecatlover1825 randompizza same
Friends? HA!
I can relate
purplecatlover1825 randompizza Same I’m in 9th Grade and I miss my 7th Grade friends from last year
me
That last one was the best by far
😆😆😆 ZACH DOSENT!
Oh.. yeah.. •_•
4:28 I felt that
0:02 omg that's the sound of my school bell too!
3:08 is sooooo true beacause I’m in middle right now there kids assaying that everywhere
I love how in 3:14 he says private parts while my whole class in second grade and up were saying worse things than that.
I love this video, maybe you could do every stay at home mom ever
Katrina Roggenstein
Primary school :D
Katrina Roggenstein I
Every 1950’s ever.
Katrina Roggenstein iI'm I ii
1:45 This accurate for my middle school.
COURTNEY SUNG RENT MY LIFE IS COMPLETEEEEEE
Ella Grech MINE TOO!!!! I'm so glad at my high school we have to sing Seasons of Love again!
Ella Grech
Same.
3:23 hol’ on a second there bud
In my country they call it middle school not junior high
K Gaming Fellow English dude!
I also do. I'm from Belguim, so I really don't get their system. XD
I live in the USA and call middle school idk were smosh got there ed from
K Gaming in England we call it high school
K Gaming the same thing were I live
4:00 I love this part
That is literally my school bell
(They're not all the same)
Mr. Deadpool same
Mine is just a beeb and its so loud it feels like my ears are going to fall off 😃😊🙂😕🙁😥😱
Same
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo9ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppooppoooooooooooooo
same
Every Soccer Mom With Three Kids And A Minivan and Is Also A Part Of The School’s PTO EVER
3:34 Shayne is terrifying
2:58 this is literally every popular boy at lunch
At 2:26 the poster literally said “punch a bully day” 😂
Zach Doesn'!
Yeah...
Me: WhEeZe-
Every haircut ever
1) The dance one is 96% of boys in my class. Especially considering how our school dance is coming up in January.
2) 80% of the time, me and my friends tease each other about our crushes. Thankfully, I don’t like anyone; Because everyone is the equivalent of a SQUIP In my mind. Trying to help people be cool through idiotic tactics.