[ASMR] Yoda Breaks Into Your House and Robs You

[@ethanwinters1469]

Robbed myself i have

[@bigboiizerrouse2045]

Oof

[@StabbyTV]

Jein Swanson

[@Bensonu3o3uq]

Jojo!

[@mrmeme8116]

Oh look is turtle man

[@jarjunibugs]

I have turned myself into a bean yoda

[@colton2680]

Grandmaster Yoda What are you doing?!

[@leovanilla6833]

Order 66 was hard on him. Let him have this.

[@max1muslegend772]

Emilio Vanilla ikr

[@unclelumbago5654]

“Obi-wan fuck you! Fuck You with a strap on I will! Jedi master I am!”

[@terryaqualad6779]

Lol

[@smrxtc6520]

Mmm, getting credits for the Jedi order I am

[@nicksantiago2805]

is that the casting couch, very cool yoda

[@jondalegap]

He knew which house to rob

[@datlilnigga1876]

Whats that casting for some porno

[@chufa6553]

Where is that couch from? I don’t want to search it up.

[@theChain120]

@@chufa6553 if you don't know that couch, I pity and envy you both at the same time

[@jesusreyes5552]

@@theChain120 lol

[@ayysop1404]

*Mmmm ketamine addiction I must feed*

[@max1muslegend772]

ayysop lol

[@BitlezSMH]

Lol

[@mythicalmods2260]

Lol

[@lutskeits2804]

665 likes, let me add 1 more.

[@joelhoon1707]

666 likes. Yeetus cleetus your demonic likes are now 7 DONT TAKE US

[@jerm6052]

Paid my taxes I have not. Die in a shootout with the IRS I will.

[@cryptic3420]

Wonderful

[@janedrohan7641]

Irish Republican Stupids

[@tytbmbutterboi6664]

Yoshi will join you

[@SrMadru]

Dont let this make you forget that reddit banned r/legoyoda

[@reeda.2341]

FUCK

[@stachun8783]

there is still r/legoyodalore

[@supermark7075]

Wait why???

[@Coldfront15]

McNugget Sharebox Because reddit is full of pussy fucks that’s why

[@dumbledorethered9513]

Coldfront15 yeah but any specific reason why? What was the reason given?

[@kristoffernetland4771]

Yoda changed after order 66...

[@BltchErica]

this hits too close to home

[@Joe-pi9bx]

Hits INSIDE home, it does.

[@finnm1370]

Joseph Sawyer HITS VERY HAD, indeed it does

[@wungomungo6177]

Bitch how

[@ahegaocoffeeguy6198]

Very very close

[@ViolaDragon621]

Nice profile pic

[@clearskiesmovieproject4685]

Therapist: Yoda is not real he cannot hurt you.
Yoda:

[@duelingbub]

Again guess must you

[@lorx9425]

What actually happened in Pewdiepie’s house in Japan

[@Malk3]

True

[@soil5942]

I have no idea what you're talking about but I"m going to like this comment anyway because you make great content.

[@lorx9425]

@@soil5942 Hi firebarrier

[@vlnbv4]

Lmao

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

@Alberto Franz who’s the dumb weebs?

[@Angie-km4ky]

THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS AND COMMENTS WHAT THE FRICK

[@Jake_Mac]

Angus Sosa share it like a real unit 🙏🏼

[@Angie-km4ky]

@@Jake_Mac show my boyfie this video, I will.

[@tomoliver5861]

Nice

[@casgeerdink264]

The TH-cam recommendations system is a strange thing in existance.

[@venasaurboi8654]

Your not the only one who got this in you recommendations... Now im hooked

[@derpyturtlevlogs4803]

i also gotthe recommendationz

[@erronblack308]

ence

[@dirrt5011]

Steal Ketamine from my neighbors, I must.

[@mohimshayan]

Yoda sounds like a teenager with an omega voice crack.
BABY YODA WHYYYYTT

[@ArchiverUnknown]

after the last star wars movie, Yoda was not himself

[@jonahstein3034]

Got THAT right.

[@NoahBanana69]

ActCut00021719 bruh he dead

[@NoahBanana69]

Portal //BTS And More 8 know it was a joke

[@Z0RD.]

@@portalanimations2724 r/woooosh

[@jamescase6465]

Portal //BTS And More r/ihavereddit

[@gregnotcraig4182]

when you hear the scatman
"HONEY, THE ROBBERS BACK"

[@tachanka1283]

Ketamine addiction still #1

[@usualsuspect9496]

Ah, yes, I like it when Yoda breaks into my house and robs everything. so relaxing

[@Imperial8933]

You’re the hidden mic across the house. You won’t miss a thing. 😁👌

[@onsthnx]

Meanwhile on Coruscant:
Anakin: guys my house was robbed.

[@TheWatcher-j5o]

oof

[@MrBioniclefan1]

No Freespeech lol

[@0nigohri500]

this is the weirdest darksouls death

[@MrBioniclefan1]

Lol

[@circusninjavoodoowizard]

69th like

[@jphoenix9670]

I ruined the 69 I am 10 lightyears ahead of you

[@RpgBlasterRpg]

1 : Run away as soon as possible from this crazy yoda
2 : Give your money :(

[@mizfiz9425]

Yoda: 'Your house,i have robbed'.

[@naael4105]

Ajandseka Your house , robbed I have. Is better

[@teiorahkwatehdiabo7086]

Up next Yoda mugs you in the street but you can't defend yourself because you live in Canada.

[@robertharris6092]

Oh you can defend yourself. You just cant actually do anything to actually prepare for. Which ofc the criminal will ofc make sure its fair game.

[@boseifrit5480]

@@robertharris6092 yep because criminals dint care abt gun laws. That's why they don't really work

[@mag5588]

Empty glass bottle

[@teiorahkwatehdiabo7086]

Yea Its pretty stupid up here

[@EyeSky420]

Maple syrup

[@jaggerh-l2097]

I’m addicted to franks red hot I have sold the car to fuel this addiction

[@YoutubeMember-pg3zb]

Hey man if you want to talk about it I’m here for you.

[@boseifrit5480]

I love Frank's Red Hot

[@Whynotmini]

@@boseifrit5480 I put that sh*t on everything

[@zhivix8263]

@@Whynotmini I piss and sh*t on everything

[@TheeNero]

Your money, give me, you will
None, you have
Spare your life, i will
But sacrifice your neighbors, i will
Take your children, i also will
Need them anymore, you do not

[@defaultmannnle7197]

No one:
Asmr viewers: I shall sleep to this asmr, Yoda’s voice is just so soothing and cute.

[@arch4085]

Yo what happens if I’m a master jedi as well?

[@SpaghettiToaster]

yoda will rob your ketamine cellar

[@OkimeOlvx]

but Yoda is a Grand Master of the Jedi

[@Felix_Light]

*Anakin wish to know your location*

[@joshyisnt_here8269]

Felix Light I did?

[@MeltingSomeChocolat]

I ᴀᴍ ᴀ ᴊᴇᴅɪ ɴᴏᴡ

[@Ileroi]

nobody :
not a single soul :
youtube recommended :Yoda Breaks Into Your House and Robs You

[@firefoxking4277]

[ASMR]

[@chase8999]

Atleast it good

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

It’s content

[@actuallyatlas]

True

[@saggiz8333]

*CALL THE POLICE YOU WILL?*
everyone felt that

[@kosmix99]

This looks like a game with different choices

[@AnarkyWYM]

UgilyGhostGamerYT ZT Yoda Rapes Me At Walmart {TellTale Series}

[@howaboutno8679]

Me inside house: I sense a disturbance in the froce.

[@joedoherty1062]

I love that Yoda listens to Scatman lol

Busting your chops, I am. Lmao

[@whip5609]

**Uses the force to move his car since he can't reach the peddles*

[@armaanbrar9563]

nobody:
TH-cam at 3 am:

[@squigglefitness]

Finally TH-cam knows what I want to see

[@T.a.c.o]

Yoda breaking into my house is why I sleep spooning a flamethrower

[@phos5865]

This is the only video that actually made me lock my door

[@Thomas-ie4is]

Thanks, I haven't been able to sleep in days, but after I watched this I fell asleep instantly.

[@NoName-ij7vq]

Very good to listen to help you fall asleep

[@macrussell78]

Choose thug life I did not.
Chose me thug life did.

[@Amirul1973]

I am scared and happy at the same time

[@commanderx995]

Yoda: *Robs my home*
Me: "I came prepared, Yoda..."
*I then put on my Sith Armour of Revan on*
Yoda: "You again, oh no."
Me: "Failed, you have."

[@Ghost-jd7mf]

*me* *trys to turn around and walk away

[@commanderx995]

@@Ghost-jd7mf Me: *Sees this*
Also me: "Whose side do you put faith upon, Force-User...?"
Yoda: "Jedi Side, it should be"
Me: "Trust the Dark Side, you know their true power...!"

[@eeeee6431]

@@commanderx995 yeah, but Revan was more of a in the middle kind of guy.a bit like Jolee Bindo, but less rogue Jedi and more of a combination between the two different teachings of the Sith and the Jedi, plus the various other force organisations

[@uppishcub1617]

now we need yoda robs the wrong house asmr

[@Ghost-jd7mf]

You picked the wrong house fooool

[@jonas_kpanabom7881]

What girls watch: james Charles's makeup tutorial
Boys:

[@BomDiggityBom]

Re-title: How Yoda learned how to use the high ground

[@irfan-6506]

I pause this and i still here someone talking downstair

[@matyaspikl]

Oh no OH NOOO

[@cipher_3982]

I don’t understand how this can be soothing

[@krisisswag]

Plot twist: Yoda robbed his own house

[@ramterterson1820]

I paused when I heard the footsteps but I still heard them outside my room

[@commandersarge6962]

I was hoping anakin would come in and save me and start complaining about sand

[@dxclosingbowl6688]

All the yoda asmr’s are canon tbh

[@yodaproductions2019]

stop robbing me OTHER YODA

[@Sentinel_White]

Omg I just recognize that couch I'm dead

[@Bob-rt3dk]

...its...its from a porn isnt it

[@Sentinel_White]

@@Bob-rt3dk Yes a lot of porn vids

[@TekoMuto]

I'm gonna drive around the hood blasting "Scatman"

[@m0nstrcndy]

i dont know what the fuck this is but i love it

[@praxic418]

Mhm why did yoda rob me?

[@tsar389]

To fuel his Ketamine addiction

[@fellascallmethedrink]

@@tsar389 The ketamine grind never stops.

[@tsar389]

@@fellascallmethedrink hmm, Never stops Ketamine Grind does

[@solidoptimus0129]

I sleep to this every night.

[@TG_Sponge]

Well, my recommendations have never looked better

[@rockoflacko171]

The music Yoda listens to is amazing

[@SnakeBlozck]

Lost city of atlantis:
Great pyramids of Giza:
Area 51:
This: Im boutta end these men's whole career

[@damandatcan2]

yoda killing the youngling

[@General_Eisenhower1945]

0:30 it was at this time yoda finds out he can fit 268 45-70 government rounds comfortably inside his now dead corpse

[@yazin2756]

When he said „hmm“ i felt that 😔✌🏼

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

Listening to Scatman's World, indeed I would be.

[@Rat-fq9vx]

Yoda: Kill cops I must. Cops: Us that Yoda?

[@c0smo709]

Do a meme crossover and make him a fool by picking the wrong house

[@HunterSmithSI]

I really enjoyed this asmr thank you for making this

[@hervisdaubeny8595]

My phone died right after yoda said "sorry I am, little one" and I thought that was me dying until I found out my phone wasn’t working. Yoda killed my phone lol

[@Ghost-jd7mf]

Wow daubeny thats rather funny

[@Ghost-jd7mf]

Also i have to say it

[@Ghost-jd7mf]

DAUBENY!!! DAUBENY!!! Show yourself

[@hervisdaubeny8595]

Ghost what, fight you!? That is not a trial, that’s an execution!

[@napalmjack]

There's an alternate ending to the game where you get high off Ketamine with Yoda and gain an addiction to it where after three months you die from an overdose with Yoda.

[@kev._._._.]

“I hate it when he does that”

[@loot1811]

When Yoda said Mmm. I felt that

[@viking6903]

Me: I will sleep soon this night
TH-cam Recommendation: No

[@reme7903]

it's best enjoyed in the middle of the night your eyes closed and outdoors open. i really thought he was here!

[@Anonymous247n]

Why not just use the jedi mind trick to make you forget about the robbery?

[@toonbartholome479]

Gamers aren't weakminded

[@comicsans7523]

Asmr: yoda attempts to rob my house but fails because it was ME, *DIO*

[@helpimstuckinabluecircle5998]

The last thing you will hear: *MmMm, sorry I am*

[@catwave2951]

Now I can finally sleep with some good old asmr

[@oryonn1279]

When you free Yoda from Area 51

[@separatistdroidarmy4233]

So asmr! I love it!

[@captainraincoat3022]

Why do I watch this?

[@fellascallmethedrink]

Idk, you chose to.

[@Illegiblescream]

Thank you, I feel so relaxed.

[@yoovie1]

*sweating profusely*
Just ch-chill, I’m g-getting my wallet and k-ketamine

[@Mutski1579]

Jedi Mind Trick, man.
You wake up in the morning thinking all the stuff Yoda stole was donated to charity by you.

[@VelvetMagician]

So this is what Yoda went and did after fighting Darth Sidious.

[@max1muslegend772]

Silent Magician lol

[@anetawajda75]

This is my favorite asmr of all times

[@salami99]

I love how Anti-Simp yoda is, he could fix this generation.

[@jaxonfischer1896]

Master Yoda there are to many of them, what shall we do
Yoda: Draws light sabre

[@hagymasimilan3470]

Yoda took the dark side

[@peteallyn412]

Yoda listens to Scat Man John. Hell yeah!

[@dillonbolton]

calling out to scat man I am

[@4.5th_impact]

Perfect to watch on christmas

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

I spelled Yoda and it got autocorrected to God’s
And it’s right. Yoda is God

[@songoku7981]

Now this is what I call the comedy of the gold.

[@ceo661]

Not again !

[@buzzlightyearpfp7641]

the casting couch was an amazing addition

[@andrewk4458]

No one:
TH-cam Recommendations at 3 am:

[@captainwilliam3920]

Teen voice cracks are intensifying so hard, man those

[@0.0-m2k]

Mmhhmm robbed you are

[@codytheclown5078]

Yoda listens to a song about world Peace and then decides to rob a house