Story 1: A Karen puts her hands on someone then lied about everything...gets arrested. Story 2: Wow...just...wow. And they VOTE. And drive. And have kids. Story 3: Another Karen puts their hands on someone...this time a Marine...and eats a wall for it! Pocket is awesome...and Grandma is too :D
Facts! 😂🤣 That third one... Yeah, Pocket sounds like me. I may not have the belt to prove it, but I can make douche canoes and Karens eat wall, floor or whatever just the same. 😈
Marines, and most other servicemen, can be very skilled linguists. Specifically in the areas of threats, insults, and describing some form of grievous injury or grisly demise. I suspect spending several months getting eaten alive by drill sergeants has something to do with it.
Yes there is a vast difference between a cop, whose job it is to serve and protect and a marine whose job it is to kill people and follow orders, not that I would mess with a cop or a marine 😂
“From the Halls of Montezuma To the shores of Tripoli; We fight our country's battles In the air, on land, and sea; First to fight for right and freedom And to keep our honor clean; We are proud to claim the title Of United States Marine. Our flag's unfurled to every breeze From dawn to setting sun; We have fought in every clime and place Where we could take a gun; In the snow of far-off Northern lands And in sunny tropic scenes, You will find us always on the job The United States Marines. Here's health to you and to our Corps Which we are proud to serve; In many a strife we've fought for life And never lost our nerve. If the Army and the Navy Ever look on Heaven's scenes, They will find the streets are guarded By United States Marines” I have a few veterans in the family so I kind of learned the US Marine corps hymn🫡
The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw... injuries sustained when she 'fell off the curb' after assaulting the Marine, according to a police report. *cough*
That last story, about "Pocket" the wonderful Marine, has been in every Reddit TH-cam reader's videos, and every time I hear it I listen again with a smile. "Pocket" is a pistol, and I hope she made/makes it to Sergeant Major.
and she ain't no rinky-dink .22, she's a full-blown handcannon, chambered in .50 cal. Not just .50 AE, or Beowulf, or even BMG, but god. damned. DhSK. 12.7x108mm.
my question is where would she have this Marine deported to?? had she not learn of the Spanish American War and even though Puerto Rico is not a state but the people can come and go anywhere on the main land. and that they even vote. Interesting story. my husband is a man born in Spain and who was raised in Venezuela so he is more American than European. when he was sent to Spain to finish his education since the communists in the 1960's was attack school in Venezuela, he came back to Venezuela and told his mom and dad that he wanted to become an US citizen. it took them years to get into the country as legal immigrants but they did it in 10 years. so he is in the state in the New England area and waiting in a doctor's office seating near two old ladies who are speaking Spanish with a Puerto Rician accent but he understood everything they said. and they were commenting how ugly he was and laughing. not much of a man because he was skinny and too pale etc. they were called into the doctor office for a consult and than the nurse came into waiting room and ask my husband to be a translator for someone who could only speak Spanish, he agreed and it was the two ladies who were talking to him. he sat across the desk to the doctor near them and started translating the information to the ladies. they asked him were he came from because he could speak Spanish. he said he was born in Spain and his family has lived there for centuries. they were surprised and asked him, "so they speak Spanish in Spain???? " He said "yes and that they were the original Hispanics since it is a Latin word given to them my the Romans and it means the people from the land of the rabbits. " He still became an American citizen as soon as he could and was sworn in and went to work and they gave him a party at his workplace. He was surprised and grateful for the welcome.
Me-listening to the last story: Fat woman screaming at a Marine- “Oh no” OP says his partner is a Latina “ Oh Jesus “ Women slaps at partners hand then jabs her and OP says she’s a Judoka black belt. “Oh God in Heaven above, please except this wayward Karen into your embrace because she’s going home to You. Amen “🙏
Never mess with a Marine, even if they're in blues. We had a shoplifting incident at a large box store I worked at (15 years ago or so). The Toys for Tots Marines were outside on the sidewalk since it was a decent day that day. Some guy decides he's going to steal something, security chases him (back in the day when security could actually stop them), and he runs out and smack into one of the Marines. The marine picked up on what was going on fast and grabbed him, but the guy moved to fight and swung on him. I never did find out exactly what happened in the moments after, but I know there was a considerable amount of blood on the curb, the cops eventually arrived, and everyone reputable who had seen it said that he had run into the Marine and then "Tripped on the curb". That he had "tripped on the curb" several times and pretty much busted up his face in ways few rounded, low-lying, concrete structures are able was accepted by pretty much everyone.
@@Kayenne54 Lol, "once in a million" for sure! I've had to delete common words like "any," because it kept replacing "an," even though I use "an" waaaaay more often. Still a problem, smh...
@joe rivas I was inside at the time working hardware. I got the info from the grocery manager who was called to assist the LP manager and her guy who were the only two LP there at the time. And such stories don't stay quiet in a retail store.
Those type of people dont care what your wearing if your in any kind of uniform or dressed "less" then them then your a servent and must bow to there whims.
@@ravenouself4181 No, it's a symptom of some very high emotional reaction. When it happens, you mostly lose control over yourself and you vision tends to see everything more reddish. You also become able to mostly ignore pain. It's kind of an aggressive panic. You could also call it a "berserk" mode. People tend to be physically violent when it happens to them, but they also can just yell. It's very exceptional in most people that don't live through terrible situations, but to some, every situation feels terrible… And that's a mental sickness requiring psychological medical attention; sadly most fail to recognize it as such. Like many Karens. Well, in a way, it's their own blood, I suppose. I don't see where else it could come from.
I wonder what that lady was thinking. I didn’t serve, but I know a lot of marines. Why anyone would mistake them for being a waiter, or mess with them, I don’t get.
The fact that the third Karen was messing with two Marines didn't bode well for her; as soon as I heard the word "slur", I knew she was about to be introduced to a new level of ow...
I spend more time having to imagine the starving families of all the Karens who had a public freak out, got arrested, slapped with a ton of fines and fees and then lost their job because "we don't want people like you representing us"
I imagine they'd look like that old clip of patrick from spongebob. "You took my only food. now i'm gonna starve!" and he just has this hyper-detailed fat gut.
Why would she? In her world, everyone is submissive to the one with the most money. She doesn't know there are people *outside* that social hierarchy who don't give a damn who you are. It's probably the first time in her life someone slammed her into a wall instead of doing what she demands.
@@florian8599 I have heard that Germany is pretty backwards in that regard. They claim they want to be green, but their regulatory structure says otherwise.
@@charlesball6519 Because they are actually trying to do, so you find a lot dirty stuff. As for Musk, ya good example of someone with a degree and money who can be an idiot in many regards.
Me in a Morgan Freeman voice: For the last Karen, what she didn't know about Pocket was that no matter which disrespectful brat was involved, whether they were tall or small or fat or a twig, her hands were rated E for Everyone.
FINALLY SOMEONE PRESSES CHARGES! 🎉 Karen’s will continue to Karen until they are held accountable. ALWAYS say yes if someone asks “do you want to press charges”. Always.
*"In my younger years I would have stomped that whale flat."* - Granny-hug giverer I love that woman! For easing Pockets' mood and especially for the hug.
I think that the second woman may be autistic. Yea, it is trice as hard to detect in women, five times worse for people to believe such a diagnostic. But the patterns are there, if you look close enough. She IS smart ( Organizational/Logistics savant, perhaps? Kinda hard to see if true/false ) But she confuse reality with make believe, which points out that she thinks in a more linear logic way (It's on the tv, must be true, then).
@@KlavierMenn that's not autism Yes autism is difficult to detect in AFAB cos masking and societal expectations But autistic people know the difference between reality and fiction, even when obsessed with a certain fiction Autistic people tend to have higher introspection too. Karens have zero introspection or self awareness, by definition Much more likely something schizo-spectrum, which at its core is a thought disorder not about psychosus, they can't reality test properly. And when a "truth" is set it's very hard to change that belief, they can't unlearn
That one immediately made me think of that character from Family Guy that was voiced by Drew Barrymore. She was Brian's girlfriend in a few episodes - hot as hell and thick as shit.
12:02 - "Now, myself and another SNCO" Oh... My gosh... So I just paused as soon as I saw SNCO and I can just imagine that some entitled woman treated two Marines, that were NO LOWER THAN an E-6 Staff Sergeant, IN THE MOST DISTINCTIVE UNIFORM THE MARINE CORPS HAS, like mere waitstaff... I am really gonna enjoy this story Edit: OH MY GOODNESS! As someone who is half Puerto Rican, I would have had to stop myself from doing the same thing had I stayed in and actually somehow became part of a Toys for Tots detail. This is why it pays to be humble, people. You never know if the person you're making assumptions about can make you regret it.
The lady in story 2 is approaching neutron star levels of density. We need to get her a job as a research subject at the LHC or NASA so they can study orbital dynamics.
Anybody in the military, never mind the civilian world, will tell you to never mess with a Marine. They're trained for front line combat using second hand equipment. Oh sure, they'll have plenty of military bearing, until they don't.
Yup. Marines is the branch you join if you actually want to fight. Air Force is desk jobs, Army is mechanics, and Navy is fighter jets. Marines is the branch where you go overseas, into active war zones, shooting whoever turns out to be 'the bad guys' this time around. Only exception is the Navy SEALS, which is a specialty branch.
My dad's favorite story from his service in Vietnam is when he went on leave and one of the others in his unit broke both his arms on consecutive days fighting Army twits who decided to start shit because they out numbered the Marines by a large amount.
I was on Reddit when the second story was posted. I asked OP if she thought Star Trek or other sci-fi was real too. I did not expect the answer that not only did she not believe these shoes were real, but she didn’t believe anything about space was real: Mars rover, moon landing, ISS, shuttles etc. so crazy that she is a real person.
Why is it so difficult for people to just keep their hands to themselves? I'll never get Karens who just casually walk up to people and touch up on them lol
@@Renville80 I mean if you can't get eye contact, can't get into someone's field of view easily, and they don't seem to notice an "excuse me", I feel like a gentle shoulder tap followed by stepping back and apologizing is a reasonably safe last resort if you really, really must. Probably won't get you flattened or charged with assault, anyway. I assume.
@@jasmineharrison7822 Only for 11 bang bangs, 0311s, and other "field" mos. Honestly the bct combatives training is kinda a joke. I don't know about marines, chairforce or navy, but ft benning has a mma tourny they hold, so yeah, I'm biased towards my Army.
@DarkFluff A little information on the Dress blues costing soldiers money. Soldiers on active duty are given a clothing allowance, there are some regulations regarding uniform issuing, but most of the time they have to pay for their uniforms outside of the first issue. Also for those who don't know, Puerto Rico is a US Territory, and is one bill away from being a full fledged state.
Not when it comes to the Dress Blue uniform. The Service Uniform (the brown dress uniforms), are issued in bootcamp, along with the dress blue slacks and tan button ups. But the Dress Blue jacket is NOT issued to Marines unless their specific MOS or B-billet requires them to wear it regularly. If your average Marine wants to buy the Dress Blue jacket, they pay for it out of pocket. You're not wrong about Puerto Rico though. But i highly doubt it will become a state any time soon unfortunately.
@@sueregan2782 it's not. I was not a marine, but I am retired Army. Dress Blues are expensive and a clothing allowance ain't gonna cover it. OP even mentioned that Pocket's ribbons may need to be replaced. Depending on how many you have that can be expensive in itself. (I had about 4 and half rows of ribbons and it wasn't cheap to get 'em and rack 'em up on my blues.
@@gailpippin9761 Oh I pass. I already know I'll blow up at someone for them doing something stupid. I did last 6 months in best buy before realizing that being in the front is not for me.
@@gailpippin9761 Any Karens or Richards that think they're too good for retail/food service and treat servers/wait staff/cashiers/service employees with disrespect should be faced with a minimum of 1 year of service work, or a fine up to 20% of annual gross income (As deduced from past annual tax filings) and 1 year in jail. Whichever they want, they can do. I'm tired of entitled Karens thinking they have the right to be so disrespectful and rude to others because they feel they're superior to others. Being literally put in the place of those they feel are beneath themselves is an ideal punishment.
@@NogginNogs I was a doctor in a large office, and I often had to explain to friends that the receptionist is NOT an entry level position. In addition to answering the phone and making appointments they also had to have the patience of a saint with irate patients and stupid people like the dumb wife in story 2. Very few made it past the 90 day probationary period, and neither would I if I had to work the front desk.
3rd story: I used to work with someone who had warned me that Puerto Rican women tended to be on the crazy side and take no shit. This confirms what he said (he grew up with a Puerto Rican mom and also dated a few as well).
Just how does one mistake a marine in dress blues for wait staff! Also, remember you are a human being interacting with other human beings. Wait staff provide a service. The blatant racism. Karen's husband should consider leaving her at home rather than taking the chance of public embarrassment.
I'm not excusing Karen's attitude or actions, but I suspect that at previous functions and gatherings that she attended, the wait staff were dressed up in a type of uniform (not military but still different from the people attending to mark them as wait staff) and the fact that she had just finished a likely alcoholic drink, her deduction skills left the building when she saw the two marines in dress blues and thus they matched her notion of wait staff.
@@free4fire Your run on sentences are actually confusing me. And besides your claim sounds like it has as much proof as the comments. They are both basically theory’s but have yet to be proven. But honestly I’m more on the commenters side because you are just using bigger words and phrases just to sound like you know what your talking about. That gives me the idea that your bullshiting and doing a poor job at it.
Second story: truly terrifying there is someone so totally dense living in the actual world. How does she function? Seriously, does she have to remember to put one foot in front of the other to walk?
"there are, sandwiches, that are more intellectually stimulating" 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️ rofl dead D'aww bless her heart she's trying her mental best to wrap her head around the concept of actor portrayals.
First story: I'm SO glad that, FOR ONCE, an OP actually PRESSES CHARGES against an entitled Karen! I cannot STAND when OP's opt NOT to press charges because they "just want everything to be over." Allowing a PERSON to get away WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES is the exact reason we have so many issues with entitled individuals today. THIS is how entitled people are created! ALWAYS opt to press charges against a rude, entitled person!
@@asherikamichaela8425 typically taken as referring to an anus, frequently of whatever local powerless ethnicity is looked down on (or feels looked down on). I understand the preferred astonomical term is "hypermass".
@@kemarisite Hm. I still say anybody using it as such is likely more fitting OP's comment than whoever they're targeting. Then again, aren't all racists? 🤷♀️
How OP described how they pick Marines for the Toys for Tots had me rolling. Love to Pocket and that Grandma lol The moment that Karen was acting like that to a Marine, I knew God would see her soon, Pocket was the icing and cherry as her sending angel 🤣
I honestly believe most peurto rican women are the types you just don't want to get on their bad side. Especially if they are a black belt. Usually they are incredibly sweet and loving, just yea. Don't mess with 'em.
The lady in the grocery store that falsely accused op should not only be charged for simple assault and banned from the store, but also for lying on a police report. Please update if possible. Thx
I'm wondering how the fudge the woman (friend's wife) has a college degree if she can't tell pretend from reality. Where'd she go to college? Or better yet, where did she get her degree from?
When my Former Active Duty Marine corps husband wakes from his nap... He is gonna bust a gut when he listens to this. They are never "Ex-marines", just not active duty ..
Calling a Marine 'Ex' implies that they were dishonorably discharged, or in some other way cast out of the brotherhood; a lot of them will get MAJORLY offended by that. Them's fightin' words.
@@GraemePayne1967Marine im guessing Marines that are off duty only are called for duty in emergencies for the country? or just when the country leaders decide we dont particularly like someone so we gonna go send troops to attack them, bit clueless how it all works
The last story is my favorite that I've heard so far. A 5'4 Puerto Rican that's a two tab black belt in Judo AND in the MARINE CORPS that set this Karen in her place, plus the older lady at the end basically telling the FIRECRACKER of a Marine "good on you" after saying she "would have stomped that whale flat" in her younger years is SOOO good. As soon as I heard that she was Puerto Rican I got excited because I knew that the Karen was gonna go through hell for what she said and did. I got even more excited when I found out that she was a two tab black belt in Judo. She is not someone I would want to mess with
Husband of the second story's wife should never let her watch crime shows, there are so many episodes of ppl poisoning water reservoirs, that could lead to a horrible confusion lmao, not to speak of her demanding to know why she wasn't in the series bc she works there
You imagine being the husband of the woman that assaulted Pockets? "Honey...you assaulted a marine...We do not need the PR nightmare of this, drop it." I love the grandmother type who hugged her. Pockets sounded like an amazing person.
Oh, I bet the Karen's tirade was probably amplified by alcohol. Otherwise known as 'liquid stupid'. Some may call it 'liquid courage' in reality it doesn't make you brave, just stupid enough to assault a Marine in uniform.
I have to say that "Karen" in the last story probably had some convincing of her invincibility thanks to her friend Johnny Walker, because liquid courage is a thing. It would also explain why she didn't realize the Marines were NOT in the outfit of the servers.
Manager: "Well, you were dead wrong about the one thing, so obviously, I can take the rest of your story at face value, and not even bother to ask for the other side, let alone check the security cameras, which I should have done the MOMENT someone accused another person of assault. Oh, well."
1st Story: I do truly love that ever fucking store FORGETS THEY HAVE SECURITY CAMERAS when Karens are involved. 2nd Story: Ummm....so.....I guess you buy a lot of Bottled Water 3rd Story: ....what's that old Marine saying about Messing with the Best?
A dress screaming for mercy from the button fairy....that was GOOD. I'm a seamstress and costumer for my regional stock theater and that just cracked me right up.
being in the military you are use to dealing with super entitled people and 95% that person is actually the spouse, who actually believe that saying the toughest job in the Navy is being a Navy wife. Their husbands are the ones that always work late and love being underway
There is no one more entitled than a military spouse. They seem to thick that just because there spouse is in the military, that they have the same rank. They truly are a royal pain. Especially when they want information about their pay. Delt with far to many while I was in the Navy. I served 10years and I worked in Disbursing. One particular incident was when after I had informed this woman that it was not allowed, after I go home (didn't realize that she lived in the same apartment complex) decided that she was going to kick my behind. She found out very quickly that was not going to happen. lol.
@@dreamhobbiz I may have been friends with the wrong crowd, but I wish I could say you were entirely wrong. Two of my lady friends did, and 2 didn't, at least that I know of.
It is hillarious when you hear about how actors, playing disagreeable characters in famous shows, are sometimes literally being attacked for being such bad people. Some idiots really lost the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality.
As far as the last story, yeah, don't mess with one of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. I can only imagine that the Karen was somewhat drunk and thought (through a drunken haze) that the "dress blues" looked like the wait staff uniforms. It still does NOT excuse her (effectively) assaulting a Marine, or her racist behavior. She lucky that a broken nose is all she got.
Story 3: I'd want to hug and handshake Pocket too if I saw that situation go down. Some people NEED to be knocked down so many pegs that they end up two feet below where the ladder ends. :D
I worked with one of those "dumb-as-a-rock" but highly educated people. This woman did not know her car ran on gasoline. EVERY time she ran out of gas, she called her mechanic who towed the car in and then he returned all "fixed". These mechanics really had a cash cow with her. Well, someone must have finally educated her cause one summer day I was driving with her and the car began to overheat. I commented that it must need water and we could add some as soon as we got to her home (we weren't that far). She replied in the most condescending, look down her nose voice - "don't be stupid, cars run on GAS!". I had to explain about how the radiator works for cooling the engine.
First story: I am guessing the manager assumed OP assaulted the Karen based on OP's being a buffed body builder. (Also, since discrimination was mentioned, OP is possibly a minority.)
The bodybuilder was absolutely right in pressing charges to clear his name (and fight the stereotype) and try to stop her kind of behavior (which was clearly out of line). He did not take things into his own hands, but forced the authorities to confirm his innocence and uphold the law against her. I hope her ride in the police car and subsequent court actions really do make a difference.
Story #1: Cameras. Oops. Story #2: That made me give up drinking water. Story #3: Karen: "You won't want to know who my husband is." Marine: "No.maam, but I already feel sorry for him."
The one going after the marine... I would have charged them for assault for every touch, and then a hate crime for the racial slur. I am sure there is additional charges that could be given for the fact that they were military and in uniform.
If I were on the jury, I would probably consider being poked as _de minimis_ and find for the defendant. Please don't file nuisance suits. We all have to pay for them.
Obviously making fun of one's disability is wrong. Karen's all over the world have to deal with selective hearing issues. Its hard for them to act like humans for the constant pain they must deal with of living as a karen. Being narcissistic is also another terrible side effect of being a karen. So remember, When you see one smile. Cause you know there'll be another great story coming.
My father suffers from dementia, and he sometimes has the opposite problem. He will watch reality type shows where they follow people doing a job, and think these must all be famous actors.
Actually he's a drill Sargent (hat is a dead giveaway) and they make their living breaking down the punks and turning them into actual soldiers. This is the main way they look and talk to those they're training.
17:33 I'm not surprised nothing news worthy happened because in a public area with tirading Karen there's also that one mischievous person with a phone to record something for a Tiktok or TH-cam or Facebook ext. So if pocket got sent to jail or anything for assault a political figure wife, everyone will know why it happened because it doesn't matter how much reach you have, you can't erase anything from mass media
In that last story, I think that entitled woman's bias got in the way of her common sense. She assumed they were staff and refused to acknowledge that they were not, even though Marine Blues are pretty hard to mistake for anything else (aside from maybe a different military branch if you don't know what the different branch's dress uniforms look like). Its pretty messed up that the police never showed up...those dress uniforms are NOT cheap and its not like military is anything approaching rich. Even if the political connections could prevent assault charges, they should have at least paid for the dress coat. Throwing a glass at someone is assault by itself.
Agreed. It's disgusting. But at least that Karen faced some real consequences for once. Hopefully when she's sitting in the doctor's office she'll reflect on how bad she messed up. Assuming she's capable of realizing it was her fault, that is.
2:27 When anyone says "excuse me?" I 100% without hesitation say "you're excused" I reckon its hilarious seeing the cogs in their brain just stop working for 3 seconds wondering what to say about what i just said, i mean you asked to be excused so i did Unless its like for a good reason not to like my parents or like a job supervisor or admin staff
Just don't let that one lady watch Children's Hospital... Been a while since I saw any of the episodes myself but from what I remember she would flip out.
Speaking as someone who does it semi-professionally, as well as edits lots of other people's work, that Marine needs to join a writers group and start publishing some stuff. There is some under-surface talent there.
Hi Fluff! I discovered you just yesterday and I’m already hooked on your videos. I noticed you post a lot so this is just a reminder to take care of yourself!! :)
Pocket is my hero! I've worked with Puerto Rican women as well as Marines. In the best of times, I would never want to piss off either. Combine those two and piss off that person and you honestly deserve whatever hell you've unleashed. Oh, and Toys for Tots... I can't think of very many truly more honorable things than making kids smile. Always stay faithful Marines!
It's always amazing how Karens forget cameras exist when assaulting someone and then lying. 😅
And yet they love to pull out their cell phones to record their "rights" being trampled. 🤦♂️
@@FatDaddyMatty ...once they're already harassed someone or knowingly broke rules off camera.
@@AmusementLabs very true lol
That's because they are so entitled they think the security cameras will record what their story was and not what was the truth
@@lordvika2526 so basically delusion... Aahh.
Damn, now I want to give the old lady a hug that hugged Pocket.
Same
I want to give them both a hug!
@@Inufan2005 group huggggg!!!!
I wanna hug Pocket and OP both. They deserve it for putting up for this shit, P especially for the physical reality check.
Story 1: A Karen puts her hands on someone then lied about everything...gets arrested.
Story 2: Wow...just...wow. And they VOTE. And drive. And have kids.
Story 3: Another Karen puts their hands on someone...this time a Marine...and eats a wall for it!
Pocket is awesome...and Grandma is too :D
😂🤣😂 good summary
Granny's comment, "in my younger days, I would have stomped that whale flat," made me laugh out loud. What a great line of support for Pocket!
Could not have said it better myself. Love that Grandma! Good job Pocket!
I hope that everyone will have a great day & be safe. :)
Facts! 😂🤣 That third one...
Yeah, Pocket sounds like me. I may not have the belt to prove it, but I can make douche canoes and Karens eat wall, floor or whatever just the same. 😈
Idiocracy is real! We are doomed!
I’ve never laughed at a story so much, “leave a handprint on her grandkids souls!” Damn!
I hope to use that line one day. :)
Marines, and most other servicemen, can be very skilled linguists. Specifically in the areas of threats, insults, and describing some form of grievous injury or grisly demise.
I suspect spending several months getting eaten alive by drill sergeants has something to do with it.
@@addisonwelsh To be honest, it was toned down a lot. That would make the E4 mafia laugh and go back to shaming.
I love this line, too. I will keep it in mind. Just in case...
Best line I’ve ever heard
Just goes to show:
NEVER mess with a Marine. They know how to hurt you, and their patience is not infinite.
Semper Fi. ;)
Yes there is a vast difference between a cop, whose job it is to serve and protect and a marine whose job it is to kill people and follow orders, not that I would mess with a cop or a marine 😂
@@megannason3649 My son is a Marine. He would be very polite to you as you bled out.
As a daughter and niece of marines it’s so true. 😂
“From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli;
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land, and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.
Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun;
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes,
You will find us always on the job
The United States Marines.
Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines”
I have a few veterans in the family so I kind of learned the US Marine corps hymn🫡
"Said a racial slur"
Me: She was then pronounced dead approximately 3 minutes later.
and her ermines were: one pice of sting and a few drops of blood.
Lol honestly if I saw this it would take everything in me to not fist pump over it 🤣
@@daniellediller5070 well you're stronger then me
@@a.u.t.057 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠
The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw... injuries sustained when she 'fell off the curb' after assaulting the Marine, according to a police report. *cough*
That last story, about "Pocket" the wonderful Marine, has been in every Reddit TH-cam reader's videos, and every time I hear it I listen again with a smile. "Pocket" is a pistol, and I hope she made/makes it to Sergeant Major.
and she ain't no rinky-dink .22, she's a full-blown handcannon, chambered in .50 cal. Not just .50 AE, or Beowulf, or even BMG, but god. damned. DhSK. 12.7x108mm.
Sergeant Major nothin', I hope she makes at least full Colonel! This world needs more people like her in positions of authority.
@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 I don't know what any of those terms means, but I think I get the gist 😅
@@BeepBoopBee basically it can take your head clean off
@@BeepBoopBee these bullets won't put a hole into you, they'll tear your body apart
I am Puerto Rican, and I relate to Pocket I don't tolerate people like that lady.
I love your stories Fluff.
Nobody should tolerate people like that woman. They all deserve a smack-down.
@@KoriMasho or a nice upclose examination of drywall, nose first.
my question is where would she have this Marine deported to?? had she not learn of the Spanish American War and even though Puerto Rico is not a state but the people can come and go anywhere on the main land. and that they even vote. Interesting story. my husband is a man born in Spain and who was raised in Venezuela so he is more American than European. when he was sent to Spain to finish his education since the communists in the 1960's was attack school in Venezuela, he came back to Venezuela and told his mom and dad that he wanted to become an US citizen. it took them years to get into the country as legal immigrants but they did it in 10 years. so he is in the state in the New England area and waiting in a doctor's office seating near two old ladies who are speaking Spanish with a Puerto Rician accent but he understood everything they said. and they were commenting how ugly he was and laughing. not much of a man because he was skinny and too pale etc. they were called into the doctor office for a consult and than the nurse came into waiting room and ask my husband to be a translator for someone who could only speak Spanish, he agreed and it was the two ladies who were talking to him. he sat across the desk to the doctor near them and started translating the information to the ladies. they asked him were he came from because he could speak Spanish. he said he was born in Spain and his family has lived there for centuries. they were surprised and asked him, "so they speak Spanish in Spain???? " He said "yes and that they were the original Hispanics since it is a Latin word given to them my the Romans and it means the people from the land of the rabbits. " He still became an American citizen as soon as he could and was sworn in and went to work and they gave him a party at his workplace. He was surprised and grateful for the welcome.
Me-listening to the last story:
Fat woman screaming at a Marine- “Oh no”
OP says his partner is a Latina “ Oh Jesus “
Women slaps at partners hand then jabs her and OP says she’s a Judoka black belt. “Oh God in Heaven above, please except this wayward Karen into your embrace because she’s going home to You. Amen “🙏
Bwahahahaha!!!
hands down the best comment LMFAO HAHAHA
@@edenhudson2281 thank you. 😊
Love me some Marines/ Grandma was awesome
@Jeffery Rowland
Based on "I'll knock you into next WEEK!"
I used to call that....
"....knock you into the AFTERLIFE."
Never mess with a Marine, even if they're in blues.
We had a shoplifting incident at a large box store I worked at (15 years ago or so). The Toys for Tots Marines were outside on the sidewalk since it was a decent day that day. Some guy decides he's going to steal something, security chases him (back in the day when security could actually stop them), and he runs out and smack into one of the Marines. The marine picked up on what was going on fast and grabbed him, but the guy moved to fight and swung on him. I never did find out exactly what happened in the moments after, but I know there was a considerable amount of blood on the curb, the cops eventually arrived, and everyone reputable who had seen it said that he had run into the Marine and then "Tripped on the curb". That he had "tripped on the curb" several times and pretty much busted up his face in ways few rounded, low-lying, concrete structures are able was accepted by pretty much everyone.
Seriously, why do people think they get away with thievery when they're that severely clumsy?
Btw, your autocorrect did you dirty; "box sore"
@@maggpiprime954 Freudian slip on the part of autocorrect? At least once every million times, autocorrect should be correct lol.
@@Kayenne54 Lol, "once in a million" for sure! I've had to delete common words like "any," because it kept replacing "an," even though I use "an" waaaaay more often. Still a problem, smh...
@joe rivas I was inside at the time working hardware. I got the info from the grocery manager who was called to assist the LP manager and her guy who were the only two LP there at the time. And such stories don't stay quiet in a retail store.
@joe rivas And the cleaning crew bitched about having to clean the blood off the curb.
The saddest part of the third story is how anyone in this country does not recognize Marine Dress Blues on sight.
Those type of people dont care what your wearing if your in any kind of uniform or dressed "less" then them then your a servent and must bow to there whims.
They only see one color: red…
Heck, I can recognize Marine Dress Blues and I am not even from the USA.
@@FlorestanTrement their own blood?
@@ravenouself4181 No, it's a symptom of some very high emotional reaction. When it happens, you mostly lose control over yourself and you vision tends to see everything more reddish. You also become able to mostly ignore pain. It's kind of an aggressive panic. You could also call it a "berserk" mode. People tend to be physically violent when it happens to them, but they also can just yell.
It's very exceptional in most people that don't live through terrible situations, but to some, every situation feels terrible… And that's a mental sickness requiring psychological medical attention; sadly most fail to recognize it as such. Like many Karens.
Well, in a way, it's their own blood, I suppose. I don't see where else it could come from.
Love the last story. I'm a Marine vet myself. I'd have LOVED to have seen that go down. Great job Pocket
I wonder what that lady was thinking. I didn’t serve, but I know a lot of marines. Why anyone would mistake them for being a waiter, or mess with them, I don’t get.
Lol yah, that second one gives the true meaning of "bless her heart," and she's lucky that she's pretty.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll say. She definitely needs a whole lot of heart blessin's...(bless her heart).
Yep. Totally Southern saying usually accompanied by Subtle head shaking. 😁"bless her little heart", says my Grandmother...
Bless her pea pickin heart
This is literally one of the storylines from Fiends when Joey was acting on “days of our lives”😂😂
The fact that the third Karen was messing with two Marines didn't bode well for her; as soon as I heard the word "slur", I knew she was about to be introduced to a new level of ow...
A hearty "Semper Fi" for my brother and sister MARINES in the last story! Well done!
Can you imagine the starving families of all the Karen’s who had a public freak out instead of getting groceries
I spend more time having to imagine the starving families of all the Karens who had a public freak out, got arrested, slapped with a ton of fines and fees and then lost their job because "we don't want people like you representing us"
Big oof
I imagine they'd look like that old clip of patrick from spongebob. "You took my only food. now i'm gonna starve!" and he just has this hyper-detailed fat gut.
🤣😂🤣 “What’s for dinner, mom?”
....
“...You did it again, didn’t you?”
@@waitwhat1029 "Well, it was that-"
"Save it, Mom, we all know it was really your fault.."
Way to go Pocket. That put a smile on my face.
Never ever touch anyone without someone’s permission. Apparently Karen has never heard of self defense and scream when they get hit.
They need to have someone knock their ass out! Lol
I think its more just the entitled mindset. The idea that someone might consider their actions an attack and hit back never crosses their minds.
Why would she? In her world, everyone is submissive to the one with the most money. She doesn't know there are people *outside* that social hierarchy who don't give a damn who you are. It's probably the first time in her life someone slammed her into a wall instead of doing what she demands.
Any unconsented touch is assault minimum
....and they chose to do this to a Marine....brilliant.
last story - real badass there is the grandma. "Wonderfully done dear", what a riot!!! 😁😆
10:43 - "Don't mistake education for intelligence, you can have a bachelor's degree and still be an idiot." ~Elon Musk
In Germany we know him as the male Karen screaming at German civil servants for our bureaucracy not being fast and compliant enough for his taste.
@@florian8599 I have heard that Germany is pretty backwards in that regard. They claim they want to be green, but their regulatory structure says otherwise.
@@charlesball6519 Because they are actually trying to do, so you find a lot dirty stuff.
As for Musk, ya good example of someone with a degree and money who can be an idiot in many regards.
@@pauliusthemad3498 hahaha when some random dude, who probably didn't do anything significant in life, calls elon musk stupid. Funny.
@@DerAltruist No, stupid would be an upgrade for Elon Musk. He is an avaricious sociopath with no sense of compassion, humanity, or empathy.
I love that first story! Start holding Karens accountable. Should also face charges for making false statements to police too.
Me in a Morgan Freeman voice: For the last Karen, what she didn't know about Pocket was that no matter which disrespectful brat was involved, whether they were tall or small or fat or a twig, her hands were rated E for Everyone.
That's priceless
it was at this moment Karen knew she messed up.
FINALLY SOMEONE PRESSES CHARGES! 🎉
Karen’s will continue to Karen until they are held accountable. ALWAYS say yes if someone asks “do you want to press charges”. Always.
*"In my younger years I would have stomped that whale flat."*
- Granny-hug giverer
I love that woman! For easing Pockets' mood and especially for the hug.
The longer story 2 went on, the more I felt like I was losing brain cells.
😂✌😜
I think that the second woman may be autistic. Yea, it is trice as hard to detect in women, five times worse for people to believe such a diagnostic. But the patterns are there, if you look close enough. She IS smart ( Organizational/Logistics savant, perhaps? Kinda hard to see if true/false ) But she confuse reality with make believe, which points out that she thinks in a more linear logic way (It's on the tv, must be true, then).
@@KlavierMenn that's not autism
Yes autism is difficult to detect in AFAB cos masking and societal expectations
But autistic people know the difference between reality and fiction, even when obsessed with a certain fiction
Autistic people tend to have higher introspection too. Karens have zero introspection or self awareness, by definition
Much more likely something schizo-spectrum, which at its core is a thought disorder not about psychosus, they can't reality test properly. And when a "truth" is set it's very hard to change that belief, they can't unlearn
@@WolfgangDoW You may be right. Brains are such a complex matter that we can be both right. Or wrong and she is truly an idiot. Who knows...
That one immediately made me think of that character from Family Guy that was voiced by Drew Barrymore. She was Brian's girlfriend in a few episodes - hot as hell and thick as shit.
12:02 - "Now, myself and another SNCO"
Oh... My gosh... So I just paused as soon as I saw SNCO and I can just imagine that some entitled woman treated two Marines, that were NO LOWER THAN an E-6 Staff Sergeant, IN THE MOST DISTINCTIVE UNIFORM THE MARINE CORPS HAS, like mere waitstaff... I am really gonna enjoy this story
Edit: OH MY GOODNESS! As someone who is half Puerto Rican, I would have had to stop myself from doing the same thing had I stayed in and actually somehow became part of a Toys for Tots detail. This is why it pays to be humble, people. You never know if the person you're making assumptions about can make you regret it.
The lady in story 2 is approaching neutron star levels of density. We need to get her a job as a research subject at the LHC or NASA so they can study orbital dynamics.
Putting them in the LHC wouldn't hurt them because particles won't interact with a vacuum.
If you can't tell a marine from a waiter, you're in a heap of trouble!
As well as dumb as a box o' rocks
Could someone give that elderly women a hug in the second story. "Stomp that whale flat" has me dying xD
Anybody in the military, never mind the civilian world, will tell you to never mess with a Marine. They're trained for front line combat using second hand equipment. Oh sure, they'll have plenty of military bearing, until they don't.
Yup. Marines is the branch you join if you actually want to fight. Air Force is desk jobs, Army is mechanics, and Navy is fighter jets. Marines is the branch where you go overseas, into active war zones, shooting whoever turns out to be 'the bad guys' this time around. Only exception is the Navy SEALS, which is a specialty branch.
A coworker that served once described it as they were essentially told to "go kill those people, and use these old, used toothpicks."
My dad's favorite story from his service in Vietnam is when he went on leave and one of the others in his unit broke both his arms on consecutive days fighting Army twits who decided to start shit because they out numbered the Marines by a large amount.
I was on Reddit when the second story was posted. I asked OP if she thought Star Trek or other sci-fi was real too. I did not expect the answer that not only did she not believe these shoes were real, but she didn’t believe anything about space was real: Mars rover, moon landing, ISS, shuttles etc. so crazy that she is a real person.
Why is it so difficult for people to just keep their hands to themselves? I'll never get Karens who just casually walk up to people and touch up on them lol
It could be because the karens "KNOW" that's the ONLY WAY A GUY would touch her... TO BE LET GO!!!
Hell I don’t even want to touch the people I DO know! Lol
If you can’t touch someone, then how do you get the attention of a deaf person?
@@Renville80 get in their field of vision then try.
@@Renville80 I mean if you can't get eye contact, can't get into someone's field of view easily, and they don't seem to notice an "excuse me", I feel like a gentle shoulder tap followed by stepping back and apologizing is a reasonably safe last resort if you really, really must. Probably won't get you flattened or charged with assault, anyway. I assume.
That’s why you should never mess with those who have military training period
Nah, you can head off a marine by throwing a crayon snack box in the other direction while saying chesty puller toy is in the box.
my grandpa was a marine and my grandma never lets him drink because there are things you never forget like your training.
@@NogginNogs the point is if you make a wrong move towards anyone who were military trained you will regret it period
@@jasmineharrison7822 Only for 11 bang bangs, 0311s, and other "field" mos. Honestly the bct combatives training is kinda a joke. I don't know about marines, chairforce or navy, but ft benning has a mma tourny they hold, so yeah, I'm biased towards my Army.
Never screw with a marine, especially a 5'4" 135 pound female marine. They love to mess up their big marine brothers.
Marines are awesome! Thank you for your service!!
@DarkFluff A little information on the Dress blues costing soldiers money. Soldiers on active duty are given a clothing allowance, there are some regulations regarding uniform issuing, but most of the time they have to pay for their uniforms outside of the first issue. Also for those who don't know, Puerto Rico is a US Territory, and is one bill away from being a full fledged state.
It's sad how many people don't know that about Puerto Rico...
Not when it comes to the Dress Blue uniform. The Service Uniform (the brown dress uniforms), are issued in bootcamp, along with the dress blue slacks and tan button ups. But the Dress Blue jacket is NOT issued to Marines unless their specific MOS or B-billet requires them to wear it regularly. If your average Marine wants to buy the Dress Blue jacket, they pay for it out of pocket. You're not wrong about Puerto Rico though. But i highly doubt it will become a state any time soon unfortunately.
Even if the initial uniform allowance is supplied, I doubt that additional replacements would be covered.
@@sueregan2782 it's not. I was not a marine, but I am retired Army. Dress Blues are expensive and a clothing allowance ain't gonna cover it. OP even mentioned that Pocket's ribbons may need to be replaced. Depending on how many you have that can be expensive in itself. (I had about 4 and half rows of ribbons and it wasn't cheap to get 'em and rack 'em up on my blues.
That lady that hugs pocket. You are a GEM! I would love a hug too.
Karen: I will have your job.
Marine: Okay then, grab this rifle, get into that plane, you're going to fight terrorists. Semper Fi!
Karen: Sem...per...
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
IMO, absolutely EVERYONE should have to work in a service position - retail, food service, etc, for a minimum of a year.
OO-RAH!
@@gailpippin9761 Oh I pass. I already know I'll blow up at someone for them doing something stupid. I did last 6 months in best buy before realizing that being in the front is not for me.
@@gailpippin9761 Any Karens or Richards that think they're too good for retail/food service and treat servers/wait staff/cashiers/service employees with disrespect should be faced with a minimum of 1 year of service work, or a fine up to 20% of annual gross income (As deduced from past annual tax filings) and 1 year in jail. Whichever they want, they can do.
I'm tired of entitled Karens thinking they have the right to be so disrespectful and rude to others because they feel they're superior to others. Being literally put in the place of those they feel are beneath themselves is an ideal punishment.
@@NogginNogs I was a doctor in a large office, and I often had to explain to friends that the receptionist is NOT an entry level position. In addition to answering the phone and making appointments they also had to have the patience of a saint with irate patients and stupid people like the dumb wife in story 2. Very few made it past the 90 day probationary period, and neither would I if I had to work the front desk.
3rd story: I used to work with someone who had warned me that Puerto Rican women tended to be on the crazy side and take no shit. This confirms what he said (he grew up with a Puerto Rican mom and also dated a few as well).
Karen:*Speaking garbage *
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, SOLDIER?!"
Why would the sargeant say that to a civilian?
@@zapazap You.. You do know the concept of a JOKE, right?
@@flashstudiosguy Well, I know the concept of a _good_ joke. Does that help?
@@zapazap - It was a fine joke. Ease up on the rudeness.
@@williamsstephens I suspect fineness, like rudeness, is in the ear of the beholder.
Cheers! :)
Just how does one mistake a marine in dress blues for wait staff! Also, remember you are a human being interacting with other human beings. Wait staff provide a service. The blatant racism. Karen's husband should consider leaving her at home rather than taking the chance of public embarrassment.
I'm not excusing Karen's attitude or actions, but I suspect that at previous functions and gatherings that she attended, the wait staff were dressed up in a type of uniform (not military but still different from the people attending to mark them as wait staff) and the fact that she had just finished a likely alcoholic drink, her deduction skills left the building when she saw the two marines in dress blues and thus they matched her notion of wait staff.
Omg I love Pocket! She is the answer to every Karen out there! Give this lady a cape!
People who lie about assault are the reason real victims can't find justice
And they also make themselves look dumb
@@free4fire So… you agree with him.
@@free4fire Your run on sentences are actually confusing me. And besides your claim sounds like it has as much proof as the comments. They are both basically theory’s but have yet to be proven. But honestly I’m more on the commenters side because you are just using bigger words and phrases just to sound like you know what your talking about. That gives me the idea that your bullshiting and doing a poor job at it.
@@superderfmen Grammar nazi moment
@@BlooMonkiMan Okay but hear me out. What if instead of grammar nazi and grammar police, we have the nazi police?
Second story: truly terrifying there is someone so totally dense living in the actual world. How does she function? Seriously, does she have to remember to put one foot in front of the other to walk?
She wears headphones "Inhale, exhale, left foot, right foof... "
@@gailpippin9761 sounds about right!
@ALAN CHOW HO HAN Moe your comment makes me think of the movie Ratatouille...perhaps that was based on this woman, just set in a kitchen.
I thought she had aspergers or something like that by the sound of it. 🤪
Flint sounds about right. This woman is a couple donuts short of a dozen.
"there are, sandwiches, that are more intellectually stimulating" 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️ rofl dead
D'aww bless her heart she's trying her mental best to wrap her head around the concept of actor portrayals.
First story: I'm SO glad that, FOR ONCE, an OP actually PRESSES CHARGES against an entitled Karen! I cannot STAND when OP's opt NOT to press charges because they "just want everything to be over."
Allowing a PERSON to get away WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES is the exact reason we have so many issues with entitled individuals today. THIS is how entitled people are created! ALWAYS opt to press charges against a rude, entitled person!
I love the Pocket story! You don't screw with a Marine. Definitely my favorite Reddit story of all time.
A friend of mine said: "She's so dense, she's got an accretion disc!"
Fits perfectly on the lady in the second story... :-)
Nice!
Be careful, "black hole" is considered racist in some circles.
@@kemarisite How? It's a phenomenon out in space. Anybody using it as such is a nitwit.
@@asherikamichaela8425 typically taken as referring to an anus, frequently of whatever local powerless ethnicity is looked down on (or feels looked down on). I understand the preferred astonomical term is "hypermass".
@@kemarisite Hm. I still say anybody using it as such is likely more fitting OP's comment than whoever they're targeting. Then again, aren't all racists? 🤷♀️
How OP described how they pick Marines for the Toys for Tots had me rolling. Love to Pocket and that Grandma lol The moment that Karen was acting like that to a Marine, I knew God would see her soon, Pocket was the icing and cherry as her sending angel 🤣
Pocket sounds like good person to sit down and have a beer with.. just don't get her mad.
Do you mean 'don't assault her'? Do you believe she is prone to assault someone simply out of anger?
I honestly believe most peurto rican women are the types you just don't want to get on their bad side. Especially if they are a black belt. Usually they are incredibly sweet and loving, just yea. Don't mess with 'em.
Hand print on your grandchild soul. I was laughing for like 5 minutes trying to get a breath in
The lady in the grocery store that falsely accused op should not only be charged for simple assault and banned from the store, but also for lying on a police report. Please update if possible. Thx
That second story made me think there’s too many smart people who lack basic common sense in this world! How do you not know that TV show is fake?
I'm wondering how the fudge the woman (friend's wife) has a college degree if she can't tell pretend from reality. Where'd she go to college? Or better yet, where did she get her degree from?
@@AllisonWonderland626 Maybe she found her degree online or in a cereal box? 😂
@@AllisonWonderland626 She probably got her degree and her job the same way she got her husband. She is VERY pretty.
@@thetruenolan6655 Just by her looks. Pretty face, nothing in the skull.
Because having a degree doesn't make you smart lol
When my Former Active Duty Marine corps husband wakes from his nap... He is gonna bust a gut when he listens to this.
They are never "Ex-marines", just not active duty ..
Calling a Marine 'Ex' implies that they were dishonorably discharged, or in some other way cast out of the brotherhood; a lot of them will get MAJORLY offended by that. Them's fightin' words.
Once a marine always a marine Semper Fi
A Marine since 1967! Just not on active duty at the moment.
@@GraemePayne1967Marine im guessing Marines that are off duty only are called for duty in emergencies for the country? or just when the country leaders decide we dont particularly like someone so we gonna go send troops to attack them, bit clueless how it all works
@@alexisgrunden1556 You say that like it doesn't imply retirement
The last story is my favorite that I've heard so far. A 5'4 Puerto Rican that's a two tab black belt in Judo AND in the MARINE CORPS that set this Karen in her place, plus the older lady at the end basically telling the FIRECRACKER of a Marine "good on you" after saying she "would have stomped that whale flat" in her younger years is SOOO good. As soon as I heard that she was Puerto Rican I got excited because I knew that the Karen was gonna go through hell for what she said and did. I got even more excited when I found out that she was a two tab black belt in Judo. She is not someone I would want to mess with
Husband of the second story's wife should never let her watch crime shows, there are so many episodes of ppl poisoning water reservoirs, that could lead to a horrible confusion lmao, not to speak of her demanding to know why she wasn't in the series bc she works there
I'm wondering if Karen's kid's and grandkids still feel pocket smacking their souls. But I would have hugged pocket and the grandma
I probably wouldn't have hugged Pocket. Not that I wouldn't have *wanted* to, but I kind of need my lungs where they are.
I absolutely love that last story, I've heard it a few times now and it never gets old
You imagine being the husband of the woman that assaulted Pockets? "Honey...you assaulted a marine...We do not need the PR nightmare of this, drop it." I love the grandmother type who hugged her. Pockets sounded like an amazing person.
Oh, I bet the Karen's tirade was probably amplified by alcohol. Otherwise known as 'liquid stupid'. Some may call it 'liquid courage' in reality it doesn't make you brave, just stupid enough to assault a Marine in uniform.
In EMS the related phrase "hold my beer" forms a cornerstone of our job security.
I’m going to nickname my future daughter “Pocket”. Just because of this story.
Press charges. Always do that.
Unless you don’t have the time for courts (which is rare in my case)
The road rage guy? You are My HERO
All of you, follow his lead!!! Thank goodness he has a brain. They NEVER learn if you don’t do something
1st story: Ha.
2nd: Ha! Holy shit...
3rd: HaHAHAHAHA! YES!
Being educated doesn’t equal smarts. A lot of people tend to think it does but she clearly proves that it doesn’t
I have to say that "Karen" in the last story probably had some convincing of her invincibility thanks to her friend Johnny Walker, because liquid courage is a thing. It would also explain why she didn't realize the Marines were NOT in the outfit of the servers.
I guess, but how drunk does one need to be to not recognize such a famous uniform? And if someone is that drunk, how can they still stand?
Manager: "Well, you were dead wrong about the one thing, so obviously, I can take the rest of your story at face value, and not even bother to ask for the other side, let alone check the security cameras, which I should have done the MOMENT someone accused another person of assault. Oh, well."
1st Story: I do truly love that ever fucking store FORGETS THEY HAVE SECURITY CAMERAS when Karens are involved.
2nd Story: Ummm....so.....I guess you buy a lot of Bottled Water
3rd Story: ....what's that old Marine saying about Messing with the Best?
A dress screaming for mercy from the button fairy....that was GOOD. I'm a seamstress and costumer for my regional stock theater and that just cracked me right up.
Also a Marine and that hold hurts like hell after 10-15 seconds if you're unable to get out of it
That granny at the ends cracks me really up. Also, good job Pocket
being in the military you are use to dealing with super entitled people and 95% that person is actually the spouse, who actually believe that saying the toughest job in the Navy is being a Navy wife. Their husbands are the ones that always work late and love being underway
Guh. No one I'd like to avoid on a roadway more than a military spouse. Not that they spend all their driving ON the road.....
@@toysruskid5074
There is no one more entitled than a military spouse. They seem to thick that just because there spouse is in the military, that they have the same rank. They truly are a royal pain. Especially when they want information about their pay. Delt with far to many while I was in the Navy. I served 10years and I worked in Disbursing. One particular incident was when after I had informed this woman that it was not allowed, after I go home (didn't realize that she lived in the same apartment complex) decided that she was going to kick my behind. She found out very quickly that was not going to happen. lol.
Don't forget that military wives have the distinct reputation of being amateur whores.
@@dreamhobbiz I may have been friends with the wrong crowd, but I wish I could say you were entirely wrong. Two of my lady friends did, and 2 didn't, at least that I know of.
It is hillarious when you hear about how actors, playing disagreeable characters in famous shows, are sometimes literally being attacked for being such bad people. Some idiots really lost the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality.
After the Karen was laid flat, I loved what the elderly woman said about it
Best comment on TH-cam... 16:04 "...Im'ma mess you up so hard your grandkids will be born with my handprints on their soul!"
Holy shit, Batman!
1st story always press charges, that is the only way some people learn to behave
It also helps her future victims get justice.
You have to love the Marines. Love you Dad!!!
As far as the last story, yeah, don't mess with one of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children.
I can only imagine that the Karen was somewhat drunk and thought (through a drunken haze) that the "dress blues" looked like the wait staff uniforms.
It still does NOT excuse her (effectively) assaulting a Marine, or her racist behavior. She lucky that a broken nose is all she got.
When someone snaps at you, snap back and call them stupid." (Snap) Hey Stup, listen." Something like this.😂
Stevo have you learned to pick a lock yet?
Hopefully not
Story 3: I'd want to hug and handshake Pocket too if I saw that situation go down. Some people NEED to be knocked down so many pegs that they end up two feet below where the ladder ends. :D
I wanna buy pocket a drink after hearing that story lol 😂
I worked with one of those "dumb-as-a-rock" but highly educated people. This woman did not know her car ran on gasoline. EVERY time she ran out of gas, she called her mechanic who towed the car in and then he returned all "fixed". These mechanics really had a cash cow with her. Well, someone must have finally educated her cause one summer day I was driving with her and the car began to overheat. I commented that it must need water and we could add some as soon as we got to her home (we weren't that far). She replied in the most condescending, look down her nose voice - "don't be stupid, cars run on GAS!". I had to explain about how the radiator works for cooling the engine.
First story: I am guessing the manager assumed OP assaulted the Karen based on OP's being a buffed body builder. (Also, since discrimination was mentioned, OP is possibly a minority.)
Tbh I’m glad op stood up to the manager
The police grilled him to as if they had him convicted....before any evidence shown
@@sostrucking good thing those pigs apologized
The bodybuilder was absolutely right in pressing charges to clear his name (and fight the stereotype) and try to stop her kind of behavior (which was clearly out of line). He did not take things into his own hands, but forced the authorities to confirm his innocence and uphold the law against her. I hope her ride in the police car and subsequent court actions really do make a difference.
@@sostrucking Witness testimony is evidence. The witness may be lying or mistaken, making it bad evidence, but it is still evidence.
Story #1: Cameras. Oops.
Story #2: That made me give up drinking water.
Story #3: Karen: "You won't want to know who my husband is." Marine: "No.maam, but I already feel sorry for him."
The one going after the marine... I would have charged them for assault for every touch, and then a hate crime for the racial slur. I am sure there is additional charges that could be given for the fact that they were military and in uniform.
You left out a charge: impersonating a human being.
If I were on the jury, I would probably consider being poked as _de minimis_ and find for the defendant.
Please don't file nuisance suits. We all have to pay for them.
You go Pocket! From Army to Marine, I would have paid to see this story played out in real-time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Obviously making fun of one's disability is wrong. Karen's all over the world have to deal with selective hearing issues. Its hard for them to act like humans for the constant pain they must deal with of living as a karen. Being narcissistic is also another terrible side effect of being a karen.
So remember, When you see one smile. Cause you know there'll be another great story coming.
You nailed it, Natalier! One of the women I counsel is a Karen. OMG! what I put up with her. I pity her social worker and her therapist.
Narcissism isn't a side effect. It's the prime cause.
My father suffers from dementia, and he sometimes has the opposite problem. He will watch reality type shows where they follow people doing a job, and think these must all be famous actors.
The thumbnail is literally a guy that's screaming his soul out of his body.
Correction, out of KAREN's body
He's just ordering lunch
Actually he's a drill Sargent (hat is a dead giveaway) and they make their living breaking down the punks and turning them into actual soldiers. This is the main way they look and talk to those they're training.
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17:33 I'm not surprised nothing news worthy happened because in a public area with tirading Karen there's also that one mischievous person with a phone to record something for a Tiktok or TH-cam or Facebook ext. So if pocket got sent to jail or anything for assault a political figure wife, everyone will know why it happened because it doesn't matter how much reach you have, you can't erase anything from mass media
In that last story, I think that entitled woman's bias got in the way of her common sense. She assumed they were staff and refused to acknowledge that they were not, even though Marine Blues are pretty hard to mistake for anything else (aside from maybe a different military branch if you don't know what the different branch's dress uniforms look like). Its pretty messed up that the police never showed up...those dress uniforms are NOT cheap and its not like military is anything approaching rich. Even if the political connections could prevent assault charges, they should have at least paid for the dress coat. Throwing a glass at someone is assault by itself.
Agreed. It's disgusting. But at least that Karen faced some real consequences for once. Hopefully when she's sitting in the doctor's office she'll reflect on how bad she messed up. Assuming she's capable of realizing it was her fault, that is.
Even assuming they WERE staff she was still a classless idiot who deserved everything she got.
That second one must be a Thermian...her husband better never let her watch Gilligan's Island "Those poor people."
2:27 When anyone says "excuse me?"
I 100% without hesitation say "you're excused"
I reckon its hilarious seeing the cogs in their brain just stop working for 3 seconds wondering what to say about what i just said, i mean you asked to be excused so i did
Unless its like for a good reason not to like my parents or like a job supervisor or admin staff
Just don't let that one lady watch Children's Hospital...
Been a while since I saw any of the episodes myself but from what I remember she would flip out.
Speaking as someone who does it semi-professionally, as well as edits lots of other people's work, that Marine needs to join a writers group and start publishing some stuff. There is some under-surface talent there.
Damn right they are going to comp his grocery bill. Should have called corporate and complained also, pull the karin trick, only he deserves it.
Hi Fluff! I discovered you just yesterday and I’m already hooked on your videos. I noticed you post a lot so this is just a reminder to take care of yourself!! :)
Pocket is my hero! I've worked with Puerto Rican women as well as Marines. In the best of times, I would never want to piss off either. Combine those two and piss off that person and you honestly deserve whatever hell you've unleashed. Oh, and Toys for Tots... I can't think of very many truly more honorable things than making kids smile. Always stay faithful Marines!
On that first one I would've Uno Reverse card the cops and the store manager nope get me YOUR manager and get me YOUR Duty Sergeant NOW.
The old Uno Reverse card!!! You are my hero!!! Loved it!!
I loved the grandma at the end giving Pocket a hug ❤️