I'm just going to say it, this story was awesomely angsty.... I've been thinking of watching a teen film the past day or two and this satisfied that desire... loved the break for laughter in it hsha I said out loud "I think we are all losing focus" "Or atleast adjusting focus to what really matters" followed by more laughter on my part
*Offers free, quality content. Apologizes for supposed lack of quality of said content, despite being due to circumstances out of his control.* Thanks for many, many hours of entertainment, which has cost me nothing whatsoever. Thanks for constantly striving to improve your already stellar efforts. Thanks for treating your fans like we deserve the level of dedication you put into your work. You, sir, are a true Prince among men.
You know, I think it's refreshing to hear a 40k story that isn't as sterile as the more modern material. And I don't think anyone can fault you for cracking up at the "doves" and "holes" part.
Always love coming back to this just to listen to you break at the "soft ring." What gets me is immediately after that he says he's not sure what shape it is. Even though he just said lol.
I want to take a second to thank you. I deal with chronic pain and for some reason listening to your long form videos is enough to put me to sleep. I do go back and listen to what I missed, but I'm happy to have it to hear.
Love this one. The stories where it's a bit more gritty and perverse are where it's at. Its supposed to be grim dark. The newer stuff can be a bit clinical. Thanks man
man, silly descriptions and creepy lines aside, this story was actually pretty damn cool, the concept is interesting and the robot was very disturbing and threatening. If it wasn't so gross I'd say this is some top notch grimdark
Take out the 'robot' part, and replace it with any other character, from any other Ian's books, and lo, your comment still perfectly describes any of them 🤭👌
Weird slaanesh stuff aside, this was a great story. The antagonist was actually a really cool concept, enjoyed that last section thoroughly. Made even better by your epic narration!
I know it can break the immersion of the story BUT, I love your school boy chuckle at the more "slanneshly" type references. Keep the stories coming, they're great 😉
Gotta love the inquisition to even ponder the idea of sentencing 2 planets to death by bombardment and starvation all with one goal to eliminate a single person.
Aha! Looking up something on Lexicanium now, I found that this is the story where Grimm the Squat technician (before becoming part of Inquisitor Draco's retinue) in the original print (1990) was edited into Grill the Techpriest in this second publishing (2001)... because the canonicity of squats was in limbo around that time, they had not been seen* since the Titan Legions edition of epic, I think 1995 or so, and didn't make it into 3rd edition 40K. This explains Grill's fairly uncharacteristic, for a tech-priest, behavior, being so emotional... even by RT standards of writing, where much of the lore had yet to be established and writers had fairly loose reins, he seems a bit odd. The inhumanity and detached cold logic of the martian priesthood had already been set by then. * Think they had a semi-official armylist in Citadel Journal, but they were not in the main rules like the other armies in the 1997 Epic 40K edition, foreshadowing them being dropped by 1998.
The weirdest part for me was how the space marine chapter was letting a fucking inquisitor basically run them. Or how this inquisitor made them take ogryns with tusks as fellow troops. Space marines taking non-space marines into their formations? LOL. A chapter master letting an Inquisitor structure his chapter? This is fucking weird. The inquisitor would be dead the moment he stole a chaplain's robes. Unthinkable.
About the sound proofing , sounds weird but just a layer of the square eggboxes or pallettes , with a layer of Matt paint causes the sound to be broken down into many tiny parts enveloped by egg cone holes and breaks the sound down a near hundred percent comparatively
Yeah....these are the ones I remember reading. I eventually stopped because they were so weird. Thank god for Dan Abnett truly establishing the 40k Universe with Eisenhorn.
I remember reading this as a lad, the Inquisitor series of books as well.. Great to hear it read by my favorite online fiction reader! Great reading, what a scary prospect for Johnny though Lol - description always made me chuckle. Yes, early 90's I think it was, remember were the first ever books. LOVED them then, great to re-visit it!
I thought you did a splendid job. This was such an interesting story. Is there more of these characters? Also what microphones (make/model) do you use? Thanks again!
This was great! Deathwing was the first 40K book I got when there was only a couple out! This brings the feelz! Please do some of the others if you get the time and wish to do so! /subbed.
As i was told by my pa half way there not sure if you'll get it done she'll be right mate keep on keepin on also love your work always put a smile on my face
Dude i love your content, I'm just curious how are you doing this? Games workshop isn't trying to copyright claim your videos? Can't they claim the source material?
I thought it was a pretty good story. A bit of a happy ending for 40K but still entertaining. I love that fact that you don't hide your own reactions. We bust out laughing sometimes too. Cheers Prince!
I'm just waiting for a really ronchy short story writer come by and be hired by gw, like most of it is gore and I don't think anyone needs anything too crazy or messed up, but the theme for Slanesh is sorta similar in most books. This one was incredibly...unique
I cant speak latin. You cant tell i know, im just saying......
Catching live, awesome! Probably get this a lot but how do you pick a story?
GCSE latin and a level latin was useless anyways hahah dont remeber anything
I'm just going to say it, this story was awesomely angsty.... I've been thinking of watching a teen film the past day or two and this satisfied that desire... loved the break for laughter in it hsha
I said out loud "I think we are all losing focus"
"Or atleast adjusting focus to what really matters" followed by more laughter on my part
Pain glove is a better love story then debbie does Dallas twilight edition? Vampire version of 70s pornos... theres an idea
AFAIK no one really knows how Romans actually pronounced Latin. So dont worry about it ;D
*Offers free, quality content. Apologizes for supposed lack of quality of said content, despite being due to circumstances out of his control.*
Thanks for many, many hours of entertainment, which has cost me nothing whatsoever. Thanks for constantly striving to improve your already stellar efforts. Thanks for treating your fans like we deserve the level of dedication you put into your work. You, sir, are a true Prince among men.
You know, I think it's refreshing to hear a 40k story that isn't as sterile as the more modern material. And I don't think anyone can fault you for cracking up at the "doves" and "holes" part.
I get a chuckle out of your reactions as you come across... interesting... portions of the narrative. x D
Ian Watson is clearly one of Slaneesh’s greatest champions
1:15:09 😁
who knows, ian, this could be my next movie.
Wait is this the illustrious scribe, Ian Watson?
Neeeeexxxxtttt moooooooovvvvvviiieeeee
What exactly was the joke in that line? Did he ever make a movie inspired by that... Book?
@@MisterZimbabwe It's a quote from an interview Kubrick gave Ian Watson I think.
Eye of Terror. That'd be a movie /netflix adaptation
Awesome story with a positive end for a change!
a rarity
But, but Thunderjug
One day I will listen all the way through one of these without falling asleep
Glad I'm not the only one!
A good narrator can do that. Happens to me as well.
But today is not that day!
Best sleep aid
I go to sleep to these every night
"How could such perfection have eschewed from Gelandra Pushegs hips"
“Her breasts where two large ducks, sleeping beneath the skin”
Omg I didn’t realize it was Ian Watson ...... it all makes sense now.
Ian waaatson sewer gobliiiiinnn
Always love coming back to this just to listen to you break at the "soft ring." What gets me is immediately after that he says he's not sure what shape it is. Even though he just said lol.
lol
An onion ring is a ring but is still any and every shape
I want to take a second to thank you. I deal with chronic pain and for some reason listening to your long form videos is enough to put me to sleep. I do go back and listen to what I missed, but I'm happy to have it to hear.
Check out Oculus Imperia as well, always manages to get me to sleep if need be :)
Dude same. Getting lost in these stories lets me kind of disconnect from the pain enough to fall asleep. Most of the time at least
By my roots, what an excellent story..
RIP Thunder Jug....
Love this one. The stories where it's a bit more gritty and perverse are where it's at. Its supposed to be grim dark. The newer stuff can be a bit clinical. Thanks man
Couldn't agree more. It's pump fiction: it's got to have edge.
It really gives new meaning to the phrase "lovey dovey"
Oh Johmmy and his dreams of doves... 🕊️ 🕊️ So well read!! I enjoy that you chortled along with me! 😂😂
I BLESS THIS! FLORIDA MAN!
man, silly descriptions and creepy lines aside, this story was actually pretty damn cool, the concept is interesting and the robot was very disturbing and threatening. If it wasn't so gross I'd say this is some top notch grimdark
Take out the 'robot' part, and replace it with any other character, from any other Ian's books, and lo, your comment still perfectly describes any of them 🤭👌
I likes it
Great job !! my favorite part is when you break character is your commentary is very funny. Keep up the good work, mate !
Weird slaanesh stuff aside, this was a great story. The antagonist was actually a really cool concept, enjoyed that last section thoroughly.
Made even better by your epic narration!
I've never heard a content creator apologize for their content so much when no one has said a thing.
I know it can break the immersion of the story BUT, I love your school boy chuckle at the more "slanneshly" type references. Keep the stories coming, they're great 😉
Ian waatsoon seweeer gobliiin extrordinaaaair!
Would be cool to see a cameo in the "present day" c.112 M42 of an mid career Inquisitor Jomi (in his 130's or 40's) in some modern story.
Probably hanging around the Grey Knights, with his talent, if he's still alive...
Weird tales by Ian Watson Oh grox me! Jaq Draco flashbacks intensifies....
Gotta love the inquisition to even ponder the idea of sentencing 2 planets to death by bombardment and starvation all with one goal to eliminate a single person.
Thank you so much for doing these, I listen to these in bed and when I go for a walk, really apprecate your efforts in doing these
Perfect narration! I love this story especially the hairy part and slip in the hairy hatch!
I loved this bizarre story.
Aha! Looking up something on Lexicanium now, I found that this is the story where Grimm the Squat technician (before becoming part of Inquisitor Draco's retinue) in the original print (1990) was edited into Grill the Techpriest in this second publishing (2001)... because the canonicity of squats was in limbo around that time, they had not been seen* since the Titan Legions edition of epic, I think 1995 or so, and didn't make it into 3rd edition 40K.
This explains Grill's fairly uncharacteristic, for a tech-priest, behavior, being so emotional... even by RT standards of writing, where much of the lore had yet to be established and writers had fairly loose reins, he seems a bit odd. The inhumanity and detached cold logic of the martian priesthood had already been set by then.
* Think they had a semi-official armylist in Citadel Journal, but they were not in the main rules like the other armies in the 1997 Epic 40K edition, foreshadowing them being dropped by 1998.
I thought my recall of the story had gone wrong because i remembered a squat being in the story, thanks for clearing that up :)
I have the original printing of this, and am sorta annoyed they edited the squats out.
The weirdest part for me was how the space marine chapter was letting a fucking inquisitor basically run them. Or how this inquisitor made them take ogryns with tusks as fellow troops. Space marines taking non-space marines into their formations? LOL. A chapter master letting an Inquisitor structure his chapter? This is fucking weird. The inquisitor would be dead the moment he stole a chaplain's robes. Unthinkable.
Many thanks yet again amigo perfect timing as always ABP :)
Lol you don't need to do PSAs about your sound setup. You're a nice lad.
A story by Ian Watson, author of the screenplay for Steven Spielberg’s film A.I. ? This should be horrifying. I mean, good.
This was a fun story, and IMO the sound quality was just fine.
Ahhh, the sewer goblin
Thats sewer goblin extrodinare to you!
I love the announcement you sound like a well educated and well spoken ork no offense
well orks are partially a parody of british football hooligans
Dude, I LOVE the, "what the fuck?!?!" stuff, PLease dont cut em out!! Its really cool to hear you crack up a little at some of it too.
About the sound proofing , sounds weird but just a layer of the square eggboxes or pallettes , with a layer of Matt paint causes the sound to be broken down into many tiny parts enveloped by egg cone holes and breaks the sound down a near hundred percent comparatively
There needs to be more stories featuring Ogryns.
Your narratives are what I look forward too, 👍🏾💯
I enjoyed the worldbuilding very much.
It was the first wh40k novel for me!Still love it!
Yeah....these are the ones I remember reading. I eventually stopped because they were so weird. Thank god for Dan Abnett truly establishing the 40k Universe with Eisenhorn.
1:15:16 Thanks for not cutting out that little character break xD
Thank you , Prince .
Well that was something....50 shades of 40k anyone?
Awesome narration mate. A liked it. Cheers ABP.
That was frakkin excellent!!!!! The story was great and the narration was incredible mate!!!
wow love the new start bro
Any chance you could put a summary in the info just so we can see what its about plz
Awesome as always! Thank you !
Sweet goblin extraordinaire
I remember reading this as a lad, the Inquisitor series of books as well.. Great to hear it read by my favorite online fiction reader! Great reading, what a scary prospect for Johnny though Lol - description always made me chuckle. Yes, early 90's I think it was, remember were the first ever books. LOVED them then, great to re-visit it!
Aww damn, I've heard this one before. It's a good one though!
Thank you so much for doing these.
What is the deal with you tube error "this live event has ended? I am not getting much of the video before this error stops it.
Thank you for the entertainment.
*"Beware those who seem human but are not"* ... Seems like good advice regarding that rotting undying 'god-emperor'.
Do I detect trace amounts of heresy?
Absolutely heretical.
Nice and very interesting!
I enjoyed that.
It was a good one..more please.
I thought you did a splendid job. This was such an interesting story. Is there more of these characters? Also what microphones (make/model) do you use? Thanks again!
This was a good story. I love the more random ones as opposed to boilerplate marine battles
Very nice new intro!
This was great! Deathwing was the first 40K book I got when there was only a couple out! This brings the feelz! Please do some of the others if you get the time and wish to do so! /subbed.
I wishi could afford the donate button... I really enjoy your work
no worries glad you like the stuff
As i was told by my pa half way there not sure if you'll get it done she'll be right mate keep on keepin on also love your work always put a smile on my face
i hope you do Kingsblade and Knightsblade some day any way thanks for the great story
Dude i love your content, I'm just curious how are you doing this?
Games workshop isn't trying to copyright claim your videos? Can't they claim the source material?
Ah yes Ian Watson my first 40k author...i was like 16 at the time...Nids bum...good times
First! For the Lion!!!
Awsome
What a great reading thanks AP
I thought it was a pretty good story. A bit of a happy ending for 40K but still entertaining. I love that fact that you don't hide your own reactions. We bust out laughing sometimes too. Cheers Prince!
Deathwing aswell first book i had about 20 years ago because of that dread on cover :O
Sounds good my man
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, carrots for the Sterling!
I love your giggles mid-story
its too much somtimes
great listen
Great story
loved it
Oh no the Ian Watson boys might peel our faces to pass as pople.
44:53
Fetishes..es..es *subtle giggle*
...i cracked my screen smashing the subscribe button, you are a treasure sir.
Thank you
Gratitude sir
Bloody hell that story is more than 20 years old I rember reading it as a teenager
Best intro 🤘
LOL priceless. Thank you bro
"The circle! Think of that!"😂
"with foam and all that shit"
Lmao
"it's probabyl been written mid 90s, it's really old." That's when I was born hahaha. Now you making me feel really really old
The second I heard the name of the author, I immediately thought "sewer goblin"
I love the old books
I'm just waiting for a really ronchy short story writer come by and be hired by gw, like most of it is gore and I don't think anyone needs anything too crazy or messed up, but the theme for Slanesh is sorta similar in most books. This one was incredibly...unique
Even in the 41 millennia you cant keep falt eath down !! (its like a plate.....no no)
The globe earthers work for choas......
Man, Ian Watson needs some serious therapy for his repression issues
How many takes did it take you to get through the dirty bits?
I was just thinking about this story a few days ago. Been years since I've read it!
Thanks for an awesome reading ;)
Great read. Thanks. Have fun with "the playroom" ;)
I think my favorite border prince is the giggle prince
Bwahahahaha. I laughed hysterically every time you started laughing.
You breaking character is always funny.
A slaaneshi chaos dreadnought, pog
This is like sugar upon the porridge of death
I'm halfway constructed is my battle cry! Sound was fine to me Prince.
That was mad, mad as a bicycle. You can tell it's old fluff too!
I love the old fluff