3:21 you know how as you get older, poop jokes aren't supposed to be funny? They're supposed to be immature, childish, and the lowest form of comedy. Despite all that, I laughed for a solid minute.
I've been watching these since the series started and they've always been hilarious. I'm always exited to see your updates. They're HEALING SHIT for my brain.
"The first entry was recently blocked," Ah-HA! I KNEW it was a good idea to download all of these and copy-and-paste their original descriptions (and upload dates and such) into a text file! :D …I'll archive this one, too, just in case…
Steven's poops making this video too good. And nice Sonic CD reference out here! 17:39 Like flowers really similar to the ones in the game tbh! And Onion as Majin is genius.
Why do I love the Peridot Low-Budget Gem Pornography Saga? Because I know a lot of the references for the first time! *ONION IS INFINTE* Also, Peridot Burns Low-Budget Gem Pornography when?
18:40 for those who don't know that audio is from Brandon Roger's and the reason he sounds like that is because he is doing his grandpa voice and grandpa is one of his charecters 19:17 that's what the grandpa charecter looks like
@Camila dannae =/ girl i aint gonna attack you your human and besides if peridot said it in front of me i would have to chace her all around homeworld til she cries cause i don't want to see her cry still anyways idc if u call me a clod ur good
![[YTP] Steven is ready for Peridot's salt](/img/n.gif)
Preservation of historical events is important
That is correct Princess Crocodile!
Damn right!
What?
Amethyst: haha steven Steven : stop amethyst ;(
@@garnet6994 um..its documented garnet...
For the whole world to watch...
It’s like being trapped inside of glitching Rose’s room while having an aneurism. Majestic.
Being a low budget gem pornography connoisseur will forever be one of Perdidot's main traits to me.
😅
“Pearl”
“Yes my diamond”
*”D i e”*
LAMO
lmaoooo
I-
`` Yes my diamond!``
`` *WAIT WHAT-* ``
``pearl`` WAIT NO * accidentally gets stuck in the shell rejuvenation thing* f u c k Pearl have you ever fused with a sapphire ?
0:58 Connie looks like she randomly got a call,answered it,and it’s this guy he’s been telling her weird shit for like the past 2 hours
Change your mind is just "White pulls out"
Holy fuck tc
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Es muy grasioso
Hottest take
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5:21
“I’m not as strong as you think! I-I feel apart before all of this”
**Garnet casually falls apart**
This is why pearl wants to 2:42
Peridot stars in low budget gem pornography
Look up "Peridot's Audition" mate
@@SaintoftheHonest AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I saw it before ... :/
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
aruce9 excuse be but FUCK NO
@@biglad1703 excuse 🐝
I don't often come back to YTP videos, but this is like the only one that I do come back to occasionally. This video is something else lol
11:17 is still a masterpiece
I wonder if anyone did that
*Woawww*
ouch
Lol
11:10 is the best
TH-cam allows 20 minute porno compilations now?
So long as they don't infringe on copyright laws
We've come a long way.
@@Bloodletter8 and it's a long long long way back
This I illegal
Lol
You certainly got a lot of mileage out of that gemstone in the tweezers thing.
I've never laughed so hard in my life, what a masterpiece
Hey garnet how is Steven
Peridot rage a lot
garnet is real omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
@@Steven-nz7rs
Hi buddy!
Steven:I can user No pants I get dick!
4:58 Ah, so I see Steven mains Luigi in Smash Ultimate
Luigi blade vs Luigi blade vs Luigi blade vs Luigi blade!
W E E G E E
LUIGI...WINS!!!!!
Gosh wish I knew all those references. Must be hard to break down such a masterpiece like this.
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
i got all the references
I agree what tune is sour cream ‘singing’ I cannot remember it at all
@@thekingofthe7seas the second one is "I like to move it" (3:06) and (3:38)
Not sure about the first tho (2:45)
i get most of them, minus whoever that comedian is (the one who calls garnet and connie)
3:21 you know how as you get older, poop jokes aren't supposed to be funny? They're supposed to be immature, childish, and the lowest form of comedy. Despite all that, I laughed for a solid minute.
same because it's edited in such a way. (aka that face lol)
I never thought steven has healing shit.
Same
@@garnet6994 Oh hey Garnet!
@@garnet6994 hi garnet
Never know untill you try
*Only 18* 👇👇👇
213414.loveisreal.ru
Legends say...
Amethyst is still in the hole sounding like an vacuum.
2:25
Peridot saying Gay is the best thing ever don’t @ me
@you
Ok
69th like
@@Just.moemoe nice
@@garnet6994 hi
20:23 If I ever go away from my loved ones for a long period of time, this is going to be my *exact* response when I return to them.
Saying lapis 3 times?
@@floatingleaff Oh nah, I was referring to Lapis burping. XD
Same.
13:40 “No.”
“The sun is a deadly lazer.”
Not anymore thare's a boanket
No°°•°°•°°`~
Using a revolutionary to turn sun light into food
"StUpId EaRth SuN!"
Because steven hates gravity ( and voiced by CJ 13:51)
When it got copyrighted I got so mad
Wait is it really you from the jsab amino?
I like to think of it like a MeatCanyon Rabbit Season Situation and officially dub it as canon
I've been watching these since the series started and they've always been hilarious. I'm always exited to see your updates. They're HEALING SHIT for my brain.
*Incognitus: The Master of References And Recycling Jokes*
14:07 oh God what has connie become
15:46
"the pizza is aggressive"
A couple days ago i realized that the original "Rents low budget" was putted down. Thanks for reupload the video!
19:55
Garnet: Dance off, bro. You and me.
Blue Diamond: Last time I checked, you lot solve most of your problems by singing, not dancing.
19:54
@@lennycat_114 19:53
@@lennycat_114 *``So your one of those?``*
@@1_Flashlight_1 *``So are you. . . Jesus.``*
ASSJDANAJWKANWJANQKEJ
17:18 Amethyst: Go Cry about it
9:57 now that *CLAPS* WAS CATCHY
This series went on for much longer than I thought it did.
18:29
That's the first thing I thought when I watched that episode
Exact video and everything
"The first entry was recently blocked,"
Ah-HA! I KNEW it was a good idea to download all of these and copy-and-paste their original descriptions (and upload dates and such) into a text file! :D
…I'll archive this one, too, just in case…
I'm glad to know that there's YTP archivers out there backing us up.
8:24 Pearls rap is confirmed everywhere now
17:05 the prettiest phone call I had ever seen in all my years and my days
6:42
Steven:I Have To Use That.
Peridot:For What?
Steven:FEELING SH_T!!!!!!!
**FART POOP SH_T**
Peridot: *0-0*
Edit:
7:27
Steven:IT’S A PERIDOT INFESTATION AhHhHHhhHhhHh
Idk why that was funny for me
C'mon, just one more LBGP. For the diamonds! Peridot's new form!
I’m a huge fan of these. They make the hiatuses a little easier. Keep ‘em coming! You have a genuine spark for comedy.
Healing Sh-t compilation:
(if this has been done, sorry)
3:21
3:51
4:36
6:43
10:56
Uh oh stinky
@@bananaw2269the 4th one is the best
1:28 - 1:35 THAT WAS SOOO WELL EDITED OMG I AM LAUGHING THE WHOLE VIDEO LOL
Peridot: ALRIGHT IM AT MY LIMIT!
Ruby and Saphire: *Where did we go?* *Dissapears*
Peridot: *watches some random Gem video*
Me: Ooooo
12:47 why...why must this be a thing..
What's your profile picture tf ❤😂
@@garnet6994 I just found it XD i don't know!
Garnet Birthstone
@@tanker-Sauce same
That pfp is
*✨The Savior of 2021✨*
12:44 just a normal Sunday night in the Universe household
Steven's poops making this video too good. And nice Sonic CD reference out here! 17:39 Like flowers really similar to the ones in the game tbh! And Onion as Majin is genius.
6:43 I have to use that
For what?
HEALING SHIT!!!
*horrified*
0:57 my favorite moment.
5:02 wow a literal StevenBomb!
"Allahouakbar"
-Steven's last words
One of the best YTP series I've seen that's for sure.
12:35 My god I love this.
0:43 God Himself.
Porno Saga: the big and uncut
The hell did I even watch? And why do I keep hitting the replay button?
11:11
Peri: oooh heeeee heeeee
Lapis:(se that thing)
Also lapis:WtF
3:23
Steven: i have healing shit!! :D
Connie: nigga what the f-
5:05 As if it wasn't possible to make Onion any creepier...
3:21 is so terrible and I love it.
9:01 man's a real scientist, I'll give him that.
20:03 that all scene is just perfect!
I swear thats us the fans saying that to her. and that be her actual reaction!
12:23 had not just mecha frieza but the accompanying music too. not to mention the parappa and tekken references. 10/10
8:07 SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
(Actually dont do that kids)
Lapis burping amuses me, impresses me, and arouses me so
Can you repeat that last thing please?
Time stamp?
20:24
@@bulldozercowboy6400 Dude, relax. It was a joke, calm yourself.
@@bigmacsama Dude, relax. I was joking, calm yourself.
7:56 Steven is Bruno Bucciarati confirmed
*``Nice jojo reference.``*
17:27-17:37 Watched it at 0.25 speed!
Scary...
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
sounds like a siren-
Watch it at 2x speed it sound normal
Fluffin monster
7:51 *where did we go?*
1:14 is unforgettable genius
The battleblock and futurama references a
Were a nice touch too
5:07 Onion is genuinely creepy
THE BATTLE OF THE BLOCK THEATER MAN
OH GOD
5:23 killed me lmfao
8:24 he do be vibin’ tho
You sir are a scholar and a hero. I appreciate your work.
Pearl really inspired me at 2:43 with her song
Me too
“I’m here”
*five seconds later*
“I’m not here”
Steven: *V I S A B L E C O N F U S I O N*
0:38 and 6:01 me at school on the last day to the teacher
Yes, almost repeated first grade for that stunt
When you pause at the wrong time : 4:09
Why do I love the Peridot Low-Budget Gem Pornography Saga? Because I know a lot of the references for the first time!
*ONION IS INFINTE*
Also, Peridot Burns Low-Budget Gem Pornography when?
No he means from the sonic CD fun is infinite secret
Thots are temporary, Onion is infinite.
What is the song at 1:28 called?
@@hulick6910 Stars and Games, assuming you're still searching for it
13:35 jasper.exe has stopped working
*Jasperthyst
16:00 don't touch.
Crack, crack, crack the egg into the bowl!
Crack egg crack egg crack egg to the to bowl bowl bowl-
15:55
1:41 Kubrick's long lost masterpiece, A Clockwork Onion. ;D
10:00 is a masterpiece
3:21 I HAVE HEALING *poop*
Connie:what
Steven:* DIARRHEA*
Connie:what the
18:04 ok WHAT is that edit and where can I find it?
Why
@@popjumpy EDD
HinKwong Chan hi
th-cam.com/video/f7bG2lxp0Qs/w-d-xo.html
It's not the Fortnite edit, but it's the original (I think).
@@popjumpy I LOVE EDD HI- lmao
7:58
IncognitusYT predicted Steg
I was hoping to see the grand return of the series, but I'm okay with this as well. Time to relive a classic.
18:40 for those who don't know that audio is from Brandon Roger's and the reason he sounds like that is because he is doing his grandpa voice and grandpa is one of his charecters
19:17 that's what the grandpa charecter looks like
Legends say Peridot it's still experimenting the gem
3:06 we need a full verison of this
Someone get MKatwood.
i feel so childish for laughing at all the HEALING SHIT jokes but it’s so funny
12:49 *LEGIT TRAUMATIZED*
WTF 😭🙏
20:03 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH WE JUST COOKED SOME ROASTED BLUE DIAMOND!
@Camila dannae =/ girl i aint gonna attack you your human and besides if peridot said it in front of me i would have to chace her all around homeworld til she cries cause i don't want to see her cry still anyways idc if u call me a clod ur good
0:20
When you get all the railroads in monopoly
Literally the best thing out of the whole video.
20:03
THIS IS GOLDDD, the only meme compilation that really makes me laugh. this is exactly my humor
This never fails to make the me laugh a million times
Nobody:
No one:
Not even middle aged women on tiktok
My last brain cell during an exam: 3:20
18:36
HE REALLY DOES LOOK JUST LIKE HER
IM WHEEZING MAKE A LONGER VERSION PLEASE
3:21 a timeless classic
Does this mark the end of the Low-Budget series? D:
NL Games nope; it continues as long as SU continues. This one is a “milestone” compilation.
Yeah about that whole "su continuing" thing
Pikgears yep it's gone now