What It’s Like Being a Millennial (Give Me the Respect I Didn’t Earn)
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Music in this video: by Silent Partner
"Never has a generation so diligently documented themselves achieving so little."
Aaron Seet your comment is severely underliked! (which does offend me)
Aaron Seet Bravo sir.
Wow. That’s a weapons-grade burn. Excellent.
😂
Ain't that the truth
I'm a millennial and I'm a cell tower technician. I work hard everyday to keep our cell phones operating and to ensure my generation doesn't have to engage in real human contact with one another or do anything meaningful with their lives 👍
Thanks you for your sacrifice
😂😂😂
You are a hero to so many.......😂😂😂
@@sumnerwaite6390 lol, please kill me.
Be safe!
Im 31 , i remember people saying what could go wrong with giving everyone participation trophies. This is what goes wrong.
Nothing wrong with a trophy, not once did I ever think I won just because I got a trophy....local athletics for kids is fun....it’s not competitive. once you hit a certain age and competitiveness yeah I get it everyone doesn’t get trophies.....but giving a kid a trophy is setting them up for failure? Don’t believe that for one sec
True true
I'm 54. Played little league baseball. We got nothing when we lost. Sitting on the sidelines watching the winners jump up and down with their trophies was enough to drive you to do better next year.
exactly...
@@AK-oj2bf yes
One of my favorite things to say to people who think they deserve respect. "If you have to demand respect, it is unlikely you deserve any."
Nice.
Almost, if you surrounded or met let's say a toxic person, even if you are good, you wouldn't be respected. Some people don't respect anyone and taking everything for granted. Probably millennials 😂
No. Everyone start with a bit of respect. So I claim it for me also, bc I do the same to others.
"it's a condition, which means it's not my fault."
there's a high number of aspergers in the millennial gen
Sounds like a liberal
so people with potential ADHD shouldn't seek treatment?
@@shannyjackson9206 No. They SHOULD seek treatment. That's exactly the point. Lots of people do nothing about their condition because "it's not their fault."
@@colonelyungblonsk7730 NPD, actually
“They said I couldn’t do it. So I didn’t.”
In my feels about that line..
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@Jeffery Amherst simply false
and whats your beef if it doesn't involve your generation. You just want to be mad. Go fuck yourself
😂👍🏼
😂
“Hard work and dedication are severe forms of abuse” hahahaha
I busted out on that point
They are when all the good that comes with them is taken away, and your hard work and effort is only in vain.
Ami Khan 😂
I actually know a few friends that are like that, and then complain when me and a few others are moving along with our own businesses and they're expecting to be handed everything
Superfluous Slope
I know, right?
TAXATION IS THEFT!
I‘m 34, and this skit hits quite hard. It‘s all the things I don‘t like about me but are absolutely there. Great work!
The art of sarcasm is sugar-coating bitter reality with sweet comedy. This guy nails it!
Yeah he does. I love his channel
He's an expert.
Sorry, I missed it. What sarcasm?
Natural comedian
Imagine a world without smart phones and laptops. I would probably meet people again.
This guy nails the millennial persona perfectly. Which means he's really offensive, and I need a safe place to get away from his hostility.
🤣🤣🤣
“Hostility” LolOL!%
I don't understand. I was born in 84. Millenials were born from 81 to 96.
Audrey Mai exactly this guy is dumb af, he’s talking about Generation Z, Zoomers , this is after us
Somebody's triggered. Lol
Clicked on this expecting to see satire. Didn't realise it was a documentary.
I know; now I don't even need to meet a Millennial in public since I've been warned what to expect.
Haha!!!
LOL
lol
Robert Arness 😂😂😂
It's almost like our entire generation's parents decided to let their TVs and early internet raise their kids and completely neglected to act as guides or mentors, and can now act shocked that it didn't pan out well. And now those kids are doing it to their own kids with their tablets and smartphones, just like they were taught. Good luck everyone, lol.
Amen. "Children are a map of their parents"
Its someone else’s fault; yeah, you are a millenial.
You sir, have nailed it -
It starts at the home and Gen X parents totally failed their kids by doing some of the exact things you mentioned.
I can clearly recall Shrek and Toy Story being on loop for a lot of single moms I dated back in the day lool
@@sideaccount6198 and how many illegitimate children did you not raise?
@@sideaccount6198 you can’t possibly be this dumb, can you? He’s talking about Millenials. I’m 43 and I’m a Gen x. Millennials are 26-41. That means the oldest I would have to raise a millennial would be 17 years old. Gen X is raising Gen Z, which is 9-25. Most of Gen z kids aren’t even adults. Wake up, McFly! Anyone home?
How dare you lump all us millennials together! I'm starting a petition as soon as I finish my caramel double shot tequila soy latte.
Elisa DeCarlo How dare you didn't tell anyone you were going to "Starchucks" !? This is totally inconsidered and I'm going to report you to TH-cam....ugghhhh ppl these days 😁
HAHA! Tequila soy latte! 🤣😂❤❤
Yaaas. Slay queen. I'll consider signing it
Can't believe you did this to me, I thought we all liked Pumpkin Spice Caramel Latte with Foam!
Lucky it wasn't real milk, or the acidity of the tequila would cause the milk/cream to sour.
As a gen Xer I am offended that I am no longer getting all of the negative attention. Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame millennials.
You can have it back. It just reminds me of how much I loathe a good chunk of my peers and how much more of the Millenial Virus I have yet to overcome... At least I've progressed enough to understand that marching around in North Dakota won't get the federal government's attention.
According to millenials, Gen X doesn't exist... of for the sake of trying to have some salvation, they absorbed Gen X like a hungry ameba.
Yes! If only it could be the '90s again.
Soon enough, society will have moved on and someone will be bashing another generation. (And that someone will probably still be the Boomers.)
Nah, we still catch shade. Millennials are known for being MUCH more socially conscious and caring about others.
Gen Xers are the cynics who watched our baby boomer parents go from hippy to yuppie in the 1980s. X-/
"It is discrimination to think that I am as old as my age."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's racism.
Yeah, so true..
@@gabrielam.7681 Transphobia, you hateful being
@@THESLlCK Transageismphobia
@@lindab9274 REEEEEEEEEEEE
Like I said before, self control builds more self respect than self esteem ever will. We live in an era that de-values self control.
👏
Underrated.
Based.
De-values everything!
True!!!!
“It’s like an intelligent form of illiteracy. “
I think that was my favorite!
Best part of the whole skit. 😁
Not sure why he didn't go all the way and put his hair up into a man bun...
Vivian White such a missed opportunity 😂
Vivian White I was thinking that too so look disappointing
And wear a man romper
@@fredherbert894 ok, but I'm GLAD he didn't.
@@miriamhavard7621 lol same 😂
"...Its a condition, which means it's not my fault" probably the most significant part of the vid. I'm tired of everyone I know not taking any responsibility for their actions and running from the basic feelings of guilt, even to go as far as self diagnosing something that may not be real to avoid responsibility.
DATING HARLEY QUINN I think that OP's comment was not about getting a sense of accomplishment for ourselves. It was about what we should do for others to be fair to them.
But if you say "I can't write a book, I'm dyslexic", it's not rude to others. It's an excuse towards yourself only. Which may be bad for you, but not writing a book is not disrespectful to others. What I meant is that OP's comment was not about being good to ourselves, but to others.
You can't be pissed at someone that is not rude to you. Nobody could be pissed at you if you didn't write a book and used your condition as an excuse. You don't need to apologize to anyone for not writing a book, no matter what the reason is. It doesn't even make sense to find an excuse for that. But yes I got the message, your book is awesome. What is it about? Humbleness?
Sounds great. I'll read it and leave a review on Amazon.
"But yes I got the message, your book is awesome. What is it about? Humbleness"? Exactly what I was thinking...I bet he goes around plugging his book every chance he gets....buy it, it's awesome, I'm awesome! lol
I am a millennial but thankfully my parents didn’t care and raised me to be a normal and productive human being!
Wanna reward for it?
@@danielcapek5782 as OP said, 2 would be welcome, and 2 more for his/her parents (each, of course)
Sorry, how old are Millenials now ?
I've lost track of time.
Thank you ! :-)
@@katiemarie5146 if your born from 1981-1996 you fall in the millennial age group. If your born from 1981-1985 you are a geriatric millennial
i dont believe it, cause you are speaking for yourself. -"Hey imprisoned murderer and rapist, are you a good human being? " -"i am 100% a good human being, for sure!!!"
"... It's like an intelligent form of illiteracy."
I love this guy.
That was so good!
This line was my favorite of the whole thing 😂
I will be using this from now on that's for sure!! 😂
same!
Should have been an intelligent-sounding form of illiteracy
"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for
authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place
of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their
households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They
contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties
at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers."
Attributed to Socrates (469-399 B.C.) by his student Plato
I know right! I'm even in 8th grade and I feel like everyone else is like that, I feel like the 5-9 year olds are the worst right now though
Depends on how the children are taught. My children are very young and still have manners and respect for everyone, especially elders.
TRIGGERED!
ZOLTAR 🤦♀️
When I first started reading this, i began to wonder what distant past generation was being talked about. Even with expecting it, i was surprised by how far back it was, lol. Goes to show ya, there will always be a generation gap.
I’m sorry. I know I’m so late to the game on this one! But I just found this channel and I’m hooked! I had a career for over 30 years at the same (veterinary) hospital. I was pushed out by employers who caved to millennials. It was disgusting. Hard work and dedication and LOYALTY meant nothing anymore. It became one giant clique and if you didn’t follow the leader you were “difficult to work with”. We were literally required to “give roses” out to people who did a good job. Whoever got the most roses won a prize. It was nothing but a popularity contest. Going out of my way on a regular basis for my clients was ignored because I always did those things. But someone else would get recognized for sweeping properly! When a coworker who had been there literally one tenth of the time I had been there was upset with me and I wanted to know why I was told we can’t get into it because she feels uncomfortable and it’s not fair. UGH!!!! Thanks for letting me vent! I LOVE THIS CHANNEL. You hit the nail on the head my friend!
You are so right Heidi. I was offered early retirement and I'm taking it. There is very little academic freedom left because we all need to be the same so no one stands out or is different. Ugh! Not my idea of teaching!
Yes but are you aware this is a planned agenda and not something "that just happened organically"?
Probably lots of that bs in the workplace now 😣 ....SO glad to be retired- I'd murder these idiots
Heidi, I hope u found better job, now in US there is huge hiring spree.. your skills would be valued elsewhere, right?
I am sorry you lost your job! Thank you for your service, animals appreciate you, as do their humans!
so true! I am one of these millennials sadly. I am guilty of some of this crap- trying to be better and slowly reforming. Hope some other of us stray sheep begin to see the light, otherwise not much hope for the human race
Don't be so full of yourself. Globally, many more are not as sick and the universe will go on quite well thank you very much.
"it's like an intelligent form of a illiteracy". I lost it on that line! 😂😂😂😂😂
That was my favourite. I see that you have gone to an even higher level of intelligent illiteracy where emojis stand for letters that say the words you're not saying.
Lol
When parents and the government teach you to always be mediocre...
You’re giving millennials an excuse to pass blame onto others and be victims. Be careful...
You are not mediocre if you are expressing your gifts(i.e. doing what you were meant to be doing. You can even do this as a hobby.). Unfortunately(maybe, but it was meant to be), I didn't find out my gifts until close to 60. In addition, I think I had to get a certain gift that was age dependent, before I could express my gifts fully. Once you do this, you will be way ahead of almost everyone, as they will still be flailing around-in a way, looking for their gifts.
@@MG-hi9sh it’s true that Iibtardism (deIiberateIy) crippIed them though. Of course “it’s not their fauIt, but it is their probIem.”
I didn't and she's still ticked about it
but happy...
"Someone spiked my lunch with gluten yesterday" 😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣
I read this while listening lol
@@Phone.Frenzy me too lol
😂
I just bought a bag of vital gluten for baking from Amazon. I wonder if it will arrive tomorrow or they will oppress me and make me wait another whole day
What the actual fuck?
"How did you lose your planet?"
"Snowflakes"
"Oh you mean ice age?"
"No, millenials"
aTtAcK hElICoPtEr
I’m SO thankful that I grew up in a farmer family...
The only *”sport”* and the only *”participation award”* was _not starving to death._ ❤️
"Glory hole- the origins"
I'm sure they'd be pretty stoked about the 'glory hole' church joke.
Met
Me too Johnny house springhou se putting up vegetables killing hogs crackn walnuts hunt and fishing
@@steveclark3341 it’s not a “church” joke-it’s a “Battle Hymn of the Republic” joke.
Get it together, Steve.
I really do believe they think they are making huge contributions to society by posting about themselves
It does give them something concrete to do. Don't forget that SOMEONE made everyone a winner, so no effort is needed to be a winner if life. They believe they do not need to work as hard as possible for themselves to be successful in life. That's HARD! So much easier to pinpoint all the flaws in someone else. How that raises their own ego is cyber hack, I've no idea.
@המקום רָם What are you, a pronoun cop? If you don't know who they are, keep quiet or ask questions, don't pontificate.
@המקום רָם THAT U got right!
@@Whiskeybuisness It's technically "couldn't" care less... 😉
@@Whiskeybuisness So you have more care to give to them? Hahaha, so many people mess up that saying. It is said as "I could NOT care less", just for future times using it.
I hate being a millennial who’s actually well rounded because I’m associated with people like this.
that's something a millennial would say
@@sausagefingers714 Definitely
Soooo you get offended?
@@sausagefingers714 dude shut the fuck up. Before I tell you what a boomer would say
@@somerled5513 another bitch
As a millennial who has worked very hard for what he has, and knows quite a few other millennials who have done the same (oh, we've also fought the longest war in American history- and yes, I was a part of that), I get really tired of being told I haven't earned anything, much less respect.
I didn't learn about the word millennial until I was in my 30s already. I didn't think of myself belonging to a particular generation, more than anything else, I saw myself as an ADULT. It also took me some time to understand that the word was frequently used pejoratively. Huh, I thought, what's so bad about being born in 1981 instead of, say, 1974, like my older sister. I think the only sensible way to deal with the issue is not to give a damn. There's no use denying you are a millennial if you were born in that cursed bracket in contemporary history, but if people think being born a millennial defines who you are, then this person has a problem, not you.
I'm a millennial with Boomer/Gen X humor. I just want to say. 😁
I’ve been a nurse since 20 and ran entire units. Boomers and Gen Xers are so aggy 😂
They abused their kids and neglected an entire generation as kids and now we are the problem? HAHAHA! Boomies prostrate themselves to an employer and gov that…did nothing for them hahaha
Life's hard..put your helmet on instead of whining
Gen X👊
sorry what? I wasn't paying attention.
Hahaha
Why would I get a job when I can crowd fund my lifestyle.
I am offended by your muscular build, it says- "I can hurt you" Stop threatening me!!
No one should be more musculat than me because im the least threatening person on the planet and people need to be on my level so i dont feel threatened. Being muscular says "Im violent and more likely to hurt and bully someone" I deserve to not feel threatened everywhere i go. Even the gym and bodybuilding competitions
I only work out at Planet Fitness where it’s a No-Lunk Zone. 🌈🦄✊🏼💦
Omg....epic!
@@mitaalqahtani
"epic"? What, are you 1000-yrs-old?
@@matthewhorizon6050 🤣🤣🤣 I was. Now I'm 2005.
One of the sweetest things about retiring was getting away from the millennials, their attitudes and lack of work ethic. The few with “old-fashioned” ways really stand out. They deserve all the success they work for so diligently.
Thank you , as an old fashion millennial, I accept this compliment
"old fashioned"? Jesus Christ the baby boomers are full of themselves. That makes it sound like they invented the idea of "hard work". They didn't. They do however, love to get high by smelling their own farts.
@Assy Mcgee cry more kid. You millennial love doing it
I finally left the workforce two months ago for good at 73. The work ethics sucks with so many of the younger generation when you are at your desk working in overdrive all day long.
@Assy Mcgee- We do know that not all millenials are bad, just like we know that all boomers are not good.
All my life, I've never seen anyone more touchy about their pride and demanding respect, as I have with people who have done absolutely nothing to earn either. Then in my work, I encounter a client who built an empire from nothing but their decades of blood, sweat and tears, and they are almost always the most polite, humble and respectful people you'll ever meet. Seems like a pattern there.
well its insecurity. I mean everyone ive met with 100+ acres of land really doesnt care much if the neighbors tree is sheding leaves on their grass,but you go to the subburbs and holy s@$^. So I mean eh its really just a lack of accomplishments. being more touchy though oh i mean people use to have duels and fist fight eachother over insulting their honor. I don't really think the sensitivity has increased just moved places.
@@lt5932 very interesting food for thought, particularly your sentence "I don't think the sensitivity has increased just moved places" is a very interesting point.
I agree with you but it's also much harder to build an "empire from nothing" with all the current redtape and regulations we face. Literally every successful brick and mortar business was started before the 90's and most way before that. Most Millennials can't even build a 3rd stall on their house nowadays if you're lucky to even own a home at all lol....
@@mikesteelheart Stop believing people who tell you that you are a victim. I lived in abject poverty through the late 80's and entire 90's. I didn't start to do decently until the 2000's. I didn't really achieve any level of success until the 2010's. Only in the last few years have my wife and I succeeded. It has been bloody hard work, 60 hour weeks, since 1985 for me, and my friends over that time either worked their guts out and like me slept on couches or five room mates in a two bedroom tiny place, for years and years, or they had wealthy parents. It was one or the other.
It has been a race of either hustle and work your guts and win, or fail, for as long as I've ever seen it. It's different today. Not harder, it's different. Different challenges requiring different approaches. Most 20-somethings enjoy a standard of living I could only dream of when I was a 20-something.
Maybe this generation didn’t have the same advantages??? Ever think about that?!
I don't like anyone, that's why I'm always friendly. I always try to engage people enough to not be disliked, but never enough to make a real connection. I'm my friend. My thoughts make me laugh- on the inside.
You don't like anyone but you want people to like you? It could be something like avoidant attachment. Google it. And maybe stop trying to get affection from people if you have none for them.
"Never leaving the nest of comfort... That's what gives you the strongest wings!" 🤣🤣🤣
Hey! My moms basement is BETTER than yours!!!!
Boomers literally crashed the housing market lmao. We can’t pay rent w/o 5 roommates cuz they’re poor at economics and regulating Corp America as wages have been stagnant for the working class for decades as cost of living goes thru the roof. See how that works?? We can’t even own homes cuz of student debt from predatory lenders that were insanely deregulated. Musta been nice having a living wage and homeownership options almost straight outta HS
@@risanicola7099 yes all that's wrong with your life is the fault of boomers. Lol. I suppose it was some boomer who convinced you it was a great idea and made financial sense to go $50-100k into debt for a degree in some useless subject like gender studies? So now the only job you can find is as a barista or delivering pizza. Big surprise there. Oh yeah don't forget to thank Democraps like Joe Biden for working hard to ensure credit card companies can charge you 30% interest so you can remain in debt the rest of your life over some gadgets and other shit you bought (made in China of course).
@The Clownening how is your problem my fault? 🤔
I like " what that taught me was that hard work and dedication are forms of abuse" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can I triple "like" this, please! His delivery plus the spot-on content is awesomely hilarious!
Lol, needed more "literally" and "like" in the monologue.
I think that's more of a California thing ;)
ORION2180 I like literally feel personally attacked by this comment.
“100%” 👍
@@notthe1_orthe2 litiralllllyyy
don't forget: "Ok Boomer" or is that a Z thing and am I outdated XD
As a millennial, I'm offended that my comment does not even have any likes. Just because I'm still typing it doesn't mean you can't like it. FR
f likes
Google is so ableist. Can you believe the promote such an oppressive competative structure as numbered likes? Why cant they have a like button that isnt actually attached to anything and have it always say infinity?
Pseudo Mortality My comment identifies as a liked comment.
Pseudo Mortality 🤣
Getting likes makes you worthwhile. At the same time, a dumpster fire
Oh my god “someone spiked my food with gluten yesterday” I can’t breathe
Hahahahahahha
:D :D
OMG! Did you survive?
Jules The Wild Canadian lol 😆
If someone has a gluten allergy then maybe that's understandable, medical condition and all. But the amount of self preferential demands is stupid and pointless.
It's like: "Seriously, you want us to bow before your every demand, but don't want to bow to other's demands. Yet the only ones giving demands are you.
"Or what, do you think you are the only ones who deserve freedom?"
Whoever started naming each generation deserves a bullet…I’m 36 and I have no idea what the hell I am but I sure as hell will not be dragged into some twisted “generation” bs
Exactly, I’ve never met a millennial like the things he said. The ones who don’t answer their phones either don’t recognize the number or are busy working. It is just another thing to make it a “them” vs “us” issue and is stupid
Apparently you're a millennial yourself, which I agree means nothing. All these old farts hating on millennials in here must absolutely despise Gen Z. Dumb codgers
You certainly sound like a millennial
Right, I was born in 83 and for me he is pretty much describing everyone born after the year 2000 in my eyes. Nobody I know is even remotely like this.
@@INDRIDCOLD83 exactly, I know 20 year olds who reckon they're skilled and tough and ready for war because they can play cod on Xbox... They can't even start a damn lawnmower!
Dude what the hell, I never got any gold medals, Im like totally going to start a petition... Can someone start a petition for me?
Vadim, you forgot to use 'literally'. That is mandatory for any sentence to be complete, literally. (for example. Literally)
You should consider suing if no one ends up making one :)
@@totallyintoit Using "literally" in a sentence is too much work. Like it's literally a form of abuse. awkward. lol
If I give you a participation Trophy,and an Ice Cream Cone will You just go home?
You don’t need one. Just identify as a person that has had a petition started for you.
should have done his hairstyle in a top knot.
fcukugimmeausername it's called a man bun, I'm so offended.
fcukugimmeausername I think man buns are more Gen Y
Theresa Catalani Yes and they're fucking gross. Nothing says "I boggle my mind with juggling vape and a bong" every single day like a man bun. Grow the fuck up already 😅😂
Theresa Catalani
Didn't they form gen Y and gen X together as milenials?
I think so.
"When I was a kid I always won the medal on the team's track team. I was only the 18th fastest kid, but I always won the gold medal. So did everyone else on team....And the opposing team. Because we were all the best."
@@JoshuaJacobs83 chill
You had nothing to say so you just stated exactly what he said on the video. A true millennial you are.
...and we all voted for liars who stole our lives after we voted for their promises...
There's still medals for first and second, a participation trophy is the equivalent of letting a kid grab a toy from the dentist chest. Really shows a lack of honesty and introspection for the fact the generation before said the exact same thing about the folks sayin it now =) This' less about "Millennials" and more about "old folks"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
This reminds me that the experiences of being an older millennial and younger millennial are drastically different.
@@Asfgxff Yup! I am 41. My understanding was I just made the cutoff for millennial
I was born in 1995, so by "definition" I am Gen Z. But I find myself sandwiched between people older and younger than me
@@ameygade1977 you're still a millennial, just the tail end
Every “dislike” on this is someone he’s describing.
True, I disliked the comments I didn't like in the comments of one comment 😂
I'm just pissed that my childhood was so confusing, like geeting cussed out and spanked for cussing and hitting.
Facts👏👏😄
I thought maybe the dislikes were still stuck in their parent’s basement.
and now they are truly protected since we cannot see the dislikes. :P
"I go to hangout with my friends and just text my friends that aren't there"😂
I have seen this. Or a couple sitting at a table and staring at their phones the whole time. They are totally missing out on the opportunity to put their phones down and judge other folks in the restaurant like my wife and I do
When explaining something, don't forget to end every sentence with an upward inflection, like it's a question.
Also say 'literally' all the time.
Oh....and when you have a tantrum in public, call it protesting.
Violence, looting and even murder were also included in those "tantrums"...but it was Black on Black person violence; so if you only watch MSNBC/CNN for news you didn't hear about them.
@@suzannenichols6900 umm... He wrote that comment five months ago. Before the riots
And of course one should also use the word like a million times per hour
Upseak
And use the word "absolutely" with almost everything.
I so identify with the opening statement of being the most superior humans ever. The amount of times we were told as children that we were special is ludicrous. First kids to do this, first to have that. New curriculum, new opportunity. Special special special. Ah....I miss believing that.
I feel like half of these points apply to the culture as a whole.
that's because a lot of hate against millenials is unjustified and points against them ignore life situation (like it's much harder now to get a job, a good degree and earn a living (especially in america)). At the end it's just the typical "Younger generation sucks", which was always present.. So they get critized for changes, they didn't start.. Like using too much smartphones - in a world, where electronic devices get easier and easier to understand and use. Like everybode uses internet nowadays.. but it's the millenials who setting always on and typing badshit crazy comments how millenials sucks.. oh.. wait.. It's the generation prior to them who do this a lot .. on the internet.
p.s everytime "I'll write a short comment" .. then this -_-
Wrong.
Superschokokeks I lot is justified honestly. Maybe it is a little bit harder to get a job nowadays but the majority of millennials don’t get jobs because of lack of hard work and bad degrees. Yeah because the gender studies degree is really gonna get me a job.
@@Superschokokeks My God! I just lost IQ points reading that. You're one of those that wants everything for free. You don't want to do the hard work the past generations have suffered and sacrificed to have a better life than the generation before. Lazy asses. Fuck off.
@@Superschokokeks Wrong, unemployment has been the lowest, for some groups in the entire history of America.
Nobody care that you have a double major in gender studies.
Nobody is going to give you 6 figure salary straight out of college.
You don't deserve anything that you don't actually WORK for.
Life is a competition, it has winners and losers, this generation is different then other generation in case they expect everything to be free.
Go clean your room , take a shower, stop smoking pot everyday, and go make something of yourself.
“All I know is everyone is the best and no one is better than anyone else.” - Principle Skinner.
"Not you! You're the worst! Now get poising those squirrels." - Groundskeeper Willie.
"I love to go out and meet up with friends so that we can all sit down and look at our phones to message other friends who aren't there with us"
mtryon2011
I saw that like 10 years ago, and we could not belive our eyes.
One of my friends always organizes sleepovers at her house. I don't like it very much because I always sleep terribly (we sleep together in her bed) and her dog ends up taking all the bed for itself leaving me unable to change my sleeping position. Anyways, the thing is that my friend insists a lot, and when we are finally in the sleepover, SHE CAN'T LEAVE HER PHONE AWAY! We (my other friend and I) are watching a movie together and having fun while she keeps texting with other friends and with her new boyfriend who's gonna dump her the next month!! I don't understand!!! 🙄🤷🏼♀️
Aimi Moque I feel the same & I’m an adult. The only one who does not do this is my bff. She used to though, but I told her how what a waste of my time it was & she stopped. Time will tell who is your true friend & not as long as you tell her how you feel and she ignores you, you will see if she’s a true friend. Sad but true. Best of luck to you Sweetie! Maybe you can talk to your parents about it too - that always helps & it seems you’re on many levels of consciousness above your friend. She CAN comprehend, but WILL she?
@@The_Salty_Siren Thank you so much! 💕💫
I don't know if she'll listen to me, I think she will 🤔 I hope so 😂 right now, because of the virus, I don't have any rush to tell her, but I probably will any time in the future. Thanks again! ❤
@@aimimoque1155 And how old are you?
JP is the Satire GOAT yo!! @3:08 “awkward” is an amazing 27-word compound sentence that ironically explains using a single word to express oneself! 😎🐐🤣
I'm a millennial and it's alarming how accurate this is. It's such a shame how so many ignorant and self centered young adults are painting us all in a bad light. There are some patriotic, free thinking, and respectful young adults out there. God bless America!
Well, than you're a millennial if you think you're roped in w these clowns. Good luck to you
Prepare to be cancelled 🙄.
I'm surprised you don't realize you could say the same thing about literally EVERY generation
God bless you all ❤️❤️❤️
@@steveclark3341 Yes, the older generations have always criticized the newest generations but this time it's clear to see that it's drastically different. Not in a good way either
You forgot to mention you like to travel to exotic locals, as part of your college internship, to take selfies with brown, impoverished children and post them as your profile picture.
Kal Plays word
Kal Plays lol
You just described my assanine cousin
Tom from myspace did that
So accurate
“Humor is a way of thinking in wich the thinker doesnt know that he is thinking” your videos are a Great use of sarcasm and humor, thank you brother
There is a general respect everyone deserves
I hear they’re hiring safe space life guards.
I am changing my job title on facebook to that right now!!!! Awesome!
Epic comment. Don't forget: emotional floaties required.
I won't be applying. Because I reckon I would snap after 2 days on the job, then I'd end up offending someone and the millennials I was hired to protect just wouldn't feel safe any more😀! I am from "generation x by the way, having been born in 1974.
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Safe Space Life Guards... Killin Me 🤣
"Spiked my lunch with gluten"
LOL
I so love being a gen xer. The transition from records to cassettes to digital cds to dvds. The transition from bod modems to dsl to t1 to cable to fiber. The transition from rabbit ear reception to cable to HBO and subscription channels to satellite to tivo to streaming. The transition from beta max to vhs to DVD to HD DVD to blu-ray to ultraviolet to streaming. The console games... so much innovation. Nowadays kids are defined by apps or phones it seems. Seems like stand still.
I am happy to have gone from an age of bikes on a lawn indicating where my friends are to digital. It's like we were given the freedom of childhood and then the ability to communicate easily when we drifted apart.
I’ve experienced this also being born in 82 (the oldest of millennials). However the transition was sadly a bit quicker when things transitioned to texting and Facebook in my late high school /college years. Video games being more common in ppls homes in my mid-elementary years I noticed effected my interactions with my classmates in a way I didn’t really like since hanging out at some friends homes consisted of “hanging out” in front of the TV which wasn’t my thing.
"we were given the freedom of childhood and then the ability to communicate easily when we drifted apart."
wow! what a great comment. Born 1973 here.
I cant tell you how on point your sentence was. thanks for posting.
@@slchance8839 much appreciated
Ultraviolet video??
You forgot to mention the music
Omg!!! You hit it right on the bullseye!!!!
"It's like an intelligent form of illiteracy." ahahaha
Dude, these videos are hilarious. I sometimes notice things about myself but he does a great job making fun of it. Unique sense of humor.
they are the funniest! sadly true, too - he says and portrays people so perfectly!
Unique sense of humor ? You mean taking stereotypes of a group of people and caricaturing them as something they aren't without any depth and questionning ? That's so original...
I'm a Millennial so I'm here to be offended on behalf of the rest of us.
Thank you for your service.
Martyrdom is forbidden.
Joseph Bean Piss off, thanks for screwing up the world, in advance.
Dick Johnson baby boomers already did that. It's far too last season for millennials.
Agreed completely. Baby boomers screwed up the environment, the economy, and the ability to walk freely on this planet without being judged for something. I'm hoping that this parody is intended to amplify the stereotypes perceived about millennials, rather than amplifying what a millennial actually is.
The older millenials like myself at 32 didn't grow up with a phone in our hands and Facebook. We got it later. We had MSN and MySpace and for Americans AOL. I remember calling my best friends and talking on the phone for hours. We still believe in competition and working hard. I think we were the last sane group of people. It's that generation z that worries me and maybe the younger millenials. We are 26-42
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Exactly
Playing almost every sport growing up, the minute I got a medal that wasn’t earned, went right into the trash. No way I could show off a medal that didn’t say 1st/2nd/3rd. My friends would have just made fun of me.
Nowadays children are given participation trophies and their parents are proud of it. They're teaching their children how not to be competitive or actually try in winning something.
Medals that actually say what place you got? OMG WTF I am soooo triggered....
It's not even that I find participation trophies offensive... But they are completely pointless. It better be a participation medal for 'helped cure cancer' or something that is still some kind of achievement, not got last place in a race.
It's so everyone feels like a winner. It's the fact that your participating and part of a team that counts.
We received a medal for just showing up and knowing how to breath in and out without cliff notes.
"...hard work and determination are severe forms of abuse". I can't wait to tell my boss that one.
One problem you should have made a duck lipped kissy face when taking the selfie at the end, but other than that nailed it.
David Mayberry and arched his back so his but sticks out. 😂
Love your strait face when delivering the sharpest realitychecks for a certain kind of people 😂😂😂
" It's like an intelligent form of illiteracy" That's brilliant.
That jumped out at me, too.
As a Millennial, I don't need words to express my emotions. I just use emojis. They're much more accurate and intelectual. Words are for losers.
R R 😂
See how you even spelled intellectual 🤣🤣....ya words are for losers
Thats true thought.😲😱
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@C W Are you trying to offend or joke around or something?
Thats true though THATS GOOD THATS GOOD
EVERYONE, please stop being offended. im a millennial and this was the most accurate & funny video. that's another thing about millennials- they get offended way too much.
Delilah Mast right! This video was funny and very accurate😂 I'm a millennial too hahahaaa
The offended responses are bots designed to direct conversation and spread disinformation.
I"m offended that you're not offended.
Delilah Mast I almost got offended by this too but realized I wasn't a millennial..
Delilah Mast 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This might be your best video yet JP
we're a fickle, pretentious, narcissistic bunch that loves to lower the standard of achievement in order to celebrate mediocrity. Where's my god damn fedora?
I’m a millennial but been serving for 8 years now. It hurts to see how cringy and fragile other millennials are. You can thank the parents and the school system for indoctrinating their beliefs and values onto its students.
What regiment are you
@@andondhana4436 Hi Andon. I might be wrong, but I thought a millennial was someone born after 1985 or so. If that's the case he could easily be around 30+ years old and that would explain the eight years.
It isn't specifically an age group, but the culture that most people of a particular age group grew up in. There are a lot of Gen X'rs that are just as shallow and insecure as these 'millennials' are because they had those same types of helicopter parents.
@@chrisbarber3531 Zoomers are the worst. A few months ago, when you searched in google the term "zoomers" the first picture that came up was of a transgendered 10 year old lmao. I feel bad for the Zoomers.
@@andondhana4436 Naw you're thinking of Zoomers. Zoomers started around the year 2000.
“I have no problem getting up the courage to ask a woman out...on tinder” 😂😂 YES
Yea, folks don't pick up girls at Ye Olde Ice Cream Shoppe anymore
“Give me money for no reason. I should have a huge job with no experience. Do as I say or I gaslight you. I will also flake / ghost on any plans / responsibilities at the last second & you can’t take offense.”
He forgot, "I identify as a combat veteran because of my social justice activism. I should get education and health benefits from the Veteran's Administration."
I have never once seen anyone born like from 95 and back say that.
@Ben Finny I really got PTSD playing too many realistic video games ! 😭
Dude if you want to travel to the other side of the planet to get shot at by poor brown ppl? Defending our country ?! Wtf world is invasion and destabilization "defense?" Keep your pussy card dummy
This comment is accurate-in a hyperbolic kinda way. Yeah. Look it up.
@@ShounenRoach I've encountered a number of people who've claimed to be veterans, and aren't.
Better ending:
"I just want to make an impact on the world."
*snaps selfie*
"... done."
good one, though too obvious
Hahaha good one!
Influencer 🤣
Member when we thought we'd be the ones to save the world and the generation before us mocked us for it =)
"I think I like my friends online persona rather than their in-person persona." - I have yet to see a video with a more succinct and accurate description of millenials.
I'm not a Millennial but I notice that a lot of my friends are way cooler and kinder on Facebook than they are in real life :)
Marie Benard because Facebook is used for social connection moreso than real life now. Also, it's documented if they are an assist. Delete post or message only does so much once one person has a screenshot of the original.
Sharikul Islam I said "Wow, that's actually true." 😂😂
Sharikul Islam you mean society in general?
Besides that he points out many modern behaviours with flaws of society in general, all that generation "come up with any stupid name you want" bullshit just tries to shoehorn certain common aspects of modern daily life into specific groups of people.
This was great, keep them coming. You are right on.
And don't forget their tendency to start all sentences with "I feel like...", because of course feelings are absolutely paramount. You don't think, you feel. And your feelings are "your truth", because of course there is no such thing as objective reality. Only subjective truths that must be catered to as if they actually are objective reality. I feel like that's best for everyone.
(Yup, the country is absolutely screwed)
No successful man accepts failure!
Some people use "I feel... " and "I think" interchangeably
@2 Corinthians 4:7-11 Who can know it? Depends on the person.
I hope that the unproductive youth of today can adapt to the next version of organic farming where you follow an ox in a field fertilized with dung, barefoot, to raise food for oligarchs who force you to serve them. It's the purest form of "green farming". 🙄
"Their tendency"... 'cause, uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh, our, uuuuhhhhhhhhhh, generation had no, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, tendencies like that, right? We were just more radical and tubular, I guess.
“I’d like to thank my helicopter parents” lmaoo
What's the extra 'o' for? Stupid Millennial!
@@keef186 literally, like, stop
@@grunge-616you sound triggered. Perhaps you should go lie down and have a nap?
@@keef186 awkwaaaard
@@grunge-616 I see spelling isn't one of your strengths. Keep trying champ you'll get out high school eventually. 🙄
Employer: "What would you say is your strength and biggest asset?
Millenial: "I can meme!"
This is not a joke - my boss pulls people from our team into the interviewing process. A few years back, we received a resume from a girl whose only strengths were social media. Sad, but true. She actually noted it on her resume.
One person said i was trying to interview said well, I am woke !
@F G Great one, ya probably what was expected, another told me expecting hard work is a form of slavery.
I'm from a different country and its amazing how many things don't apply at all, but some things are so exact!! Amazing as be usual.
I was born in 83, so I’m technically a millennial but I “identify” as being generation X which makes me a millennial...
I was born in 65. , so technically a boomer but I identify as a millennial and sometimes act like a gen x because I have money and still look and feel young. 😎
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Bicentennial baby here but I love mirroring my post-millennial kids’ behavior, which is the funnest and easiest way to parent them!😂
“Mom, you’re being such a brat!”
Exactly!😂
Lol. This was great.
Born 1968, smack dab in the middle of the Awesome Generation; and was fortunate to get to experience the 70s as a kid, the 80s as a kid, teen, and young adult, and the 90s as a young adult and a "grown up" :)
Be excellent to each other, and party on! (responsibly of course)
It's all fun until you meet 60 year olds who act like millennials
i know a few GenXers who act like millenials. in our day we called that "being up yourself" so of course it always existed, but it wasn't as common and they got called out for it, but now they too get a free pass to act like narcissistic asshats.
Especially the ones with the fresh tats!
how true...and there are a LOT of them
So few people make this connection……..
Those are called boomers. You know that generation that had it all and screwed it up for every generation to come.
The best way for a deep connection is to connect with the online profiles!
You explain this better than anybody I’ve ever heard.
Subtle but genius: Not making eye contact with the camera.
Another amazing video! Nice one. However, as a millennial, I have a concentration problem so I get distracted by the background music. Its a condition I can't do anything about so you have to adapt your video's for me.
Rafael da Costa Guimaraes This comment is epic!! Best comment ever!
As a millennial I read the comments as I see the video, and because of this I can’t concentrate on what the video is saying.
As a millennial I'm offended because.. oh fuck it, I'm too tired to finish
As a millenial, I am offended that you are too tired to finish and because of this I can't concentrate.😂
the worst term of the past 10 years..."haters are gonna hate..."....ugh....
Steve Selinsky that's him
yes, it completely stifles any form of contradiction or criticism, denies the right of someone else to express an opinion while at the same time labelling the person. Ugliness and coercion at its best.
Steve Selinsky Also ... YOLO... I m going to throw up and shoot my self now for saying that.
Steve Selinsky lol!! Haters gonna hate and ain’t’ers gonna ain’t.
Steve Selinsky Gen X.......
What it's like being a boomer:
"I got into a good college with a B average in high school and then, with zero experience, got good job at a good company after getting more Bs at the university. By 30, I bought my own house and could support my family off of one paycheck. I voted for politicians who flooded the labor force with unneeded immigrants, destroyed domestic industry in the name of the free market and international trade, and bankrupted the country through foreign wars. Here's the America I destroyed despite having everything handed to me on a silver platter, now stop being so cynical."
"wait, i need to update the world about how my diahorrea is going"
XD millenials summed up in one sentence
@Your Majesty wtf people? I'm a millenial and I don't act like this.
I dont identify as a millenial . I identify as a( Postboomer glutenfree Trans necro pedopheliac ) use the noun Yalls or i sue you
@@mysteryguy793 the greatest compliment you can give a millenial is, "wow, you're not like a millenial at all."
Oh boomers... Can't kill em, but we can certainly watch their time running out slowly in front of us. 😄👍
decoraqueen a Not all millennials are the same
This video is FleekAF.
P.S. I am surprised fidget spinners were not mentioned in this.
AwakenWithJP did you feel the same about the yo-yo? And if not, what is the difference in your mind?
Yo-yo required some level of skill , fidget spinner is like toddlers rattle.
Fidget spinners aren't the toy of the millennials dude... They're apart of "gen z"
Hahaha. This is something I would have wrote. I love your online persona. Probably should never meet... it'd just ruin things
what's Fleek? I'm guessing AF is as Fu*k. It's funny that I'm included in this generation, but I cannot even understand the jargon. Back in my day, things were "fly" , "fresh", or "tight"
I am a master of communication. Every sentence I say is thought out at least an hour in advance, that way I never say anything stupid. Everyone knows being smart is so much better than being an actual human being. You know, I think I've got all the skills to be my own boss. Well, minus the work ethic, and the time management, and the ability to take responsibility for my actions, but aside from that, I could totally be the next Bill Gates.
Cirrusyt Except for the Bill Gates part, I'm pretty sure your tone resonated with me like a gen x and Hillary Clinton.
Evi1M4chine Are you really so obtuse that's all you took away from his comment? He's clearly trying to convey that attempting to not make any mistakes in order to *appear* smart is a wasted effort because part of being a human is making mistakes. Everyone is fallible.
Well played :-)
I'll reply to you an hour later.
Also we millenials take social media comments very seriously everything other people say is 100% shit and they dont know what they're talking about we will help them out and present them with real facts based on my personal opinion , so they dont make a mistake of thinking they have freedom of thought, or that they matter in any way.
I'm a millennial and I find it very unfair that we are expected either to paint our own toe nails or pay to get them painted and manicured at an expensive salon. The only other option is to ask my gf or mummy to do them but they usually refuse and say it's about time I did things for myself, life is just not fair.