How to survive the Wild West (1800s)
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Though there were fortunes to be made, life was undoubtedly tough and very, dangerous on the American Frontier.
So this is how you survived in the untamed West.
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If you ever time travel to the Wild West, this guide will ensure your survival..
Simple History 1st nice video
Hi nice vids keep it up
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please make a video on *General. George S. Patton* 4th I asked
RDR2 in a nutshell
Avoid anyone named 'Micah' and dont collect money from a farmer.
Especially one with coughing blood
And TB
@@Daxman2006
That's why i said avoid collecting money from a farmer
That's my cousin's name,lol!
Red Dead Redeemption 2 reference
1. Don't boat to Tahiti during hurricane season.
2. Don't stand behind an unfamiliar horse.
3. Have some goD DaMn FaItH!
4. Don't trust new gang members.
5. Don't accept drinks from strangers or pig farmers.
6. Don't get too attached to your horse.
7. Don't do bank robberies with someone who's not good at bank robberies.
8. Don't trust Irish gangs.
9. Don't get TB and die.
10. Don't become a hot air balloon pilot.
I would become a hot air balloon pilot, that mission was dope, but scares me because rdr 2 online is going to be flooded with armored balloons with incindiary bombs made from animal fat and some moonshine
11: Don't be Irish in general
And that's the red dead redemption 2 game in a few seconds
matthew farmer hey watch it BOAH
@@shiddyangler The West doesn't like Irish people much
"If your horse dies suddenly"
What? Didn't they have horse reviver?
Another wholesome rdr2 comment
I just shoot that dying horse and whistle the new one lol
I got insurance
I forgot the horse reviver now my horse is dead forever :(
@@Complete_Stranger7050 HAVE YOU NO HONOR? YOU MUST WALK TO THE CLOSEST TOWN AND BUY HORSE REVIVER!
Heh horse reviver was almost $10 dollars, I don’t think anyone could afford it if they wanted to
The best place during the Wild West was Tahiti. Legend tells that some ruthless outlaws moved to Tahiti and became successful Mango farmers. Just don't bring a Rat may ruin the harvest.
🤣🤣
What happened if Dutch’s absurd plan occurred:
Hey Dutch had the same plan……
I HAve A pLAn jOhn
@@trevortheturkey8411 you always have a plan, dutch!
Dutch Plan Der Linde.
“I have a plan. We need money” - An Outlaw in 1899.
Dutch
”Have some goddamn Faith!”
I got a plan
Have some god damn faith
Tahiti
1: A *PLAN*
2: Some *MONEY*
3: *NOISE!!*
4: *ONE MORE JOB*
5: *LOYALTY*
6: Some *GODDAMN FAITH!!*
7. ?????????
8. TAHITI
*INSIST*
Copy pasted
Aaron C stolen comment kid
XxJohnnyXx 239 not really... I played the game, completed it, commented this. Just because someone else may have commented it doesn’t mean i stole it from them. It’s not even that original of a comment anyway
Valuable tip: If you have a friend locked up in the local town DO NOT attempt to break him out, you'll save yourself lots of trouble
Instructions unclear, I broke out my enemy in a town across the river
@@Jokingosprey666yyyy godamit boah
@@redfive6020 ah, I tried alright
@@Jokingosprey666yyyydont trust him. Believe me
@@Jokingosprey666yyyy you have finaly lost your goddamn mind
Also the worst disease back in the Wild West were:
1. tERmAnaL LUmbAgO
2. nO mORe FaITH
3. BlaCk lung
4.tb: totally not tuberculosis
5. The urge to be a mango farmer in Tahiti
6. RATS
7. Micah
8. Dutch Van Der Linde
9: The Outlaw Bandit 😔😔
1 is always the case if you were a railroad worker...the back breaking work nature really causes lumbago
Comment section
2% Actual video comments
89% RDR2 comments
9% *LUMBAGO*
And Stands users?
*G O L D E N* *E X P E R I E N C E*
LUMGAGO
Have some faith arthur
TERMINAL LUMBAGO
You forgot the biggest threat: Lumbago
Ha i get that
GET BACK TO WORK UNCLE
GET UP
It’s a slow and painful death, my brother.
I was quite the ladies man before i got lumbago
“How to survive the Wild West”
Loot bodies, kill Pinkertons and o’driscolls, carry your guns with you, have food for your horse, and try to not get killed, robbed or arrested
Easier said than done.
goddamn Pinkertons...!
ARTHUR YOU FORGOT TO PAY YOUR TAXES?
@@Cocoathebetta agh, I'm trying Dutch, I'm trying
Fun fact: Pinkertons are a real thing, they’re main area is Fort Worth.
How to Survive:
-Don't trust a Fat Guy who is married to his Sister when he asks you to come to their house for a meal
-Don't trust a Girl who tells you that a man tried to kill her and tells you to feed him to the pigs
“Well... ain’t this a rare treat!”
Me, who actually threw the body to the pigs
@@justadudeinterestedintitan3569 same
@@GrosvnerMcaffrey just did it 10 minutes ago😂
Edit: *Question deleted* & Thanks
1: Avoid People Named “Micah”
2: Avoid Farmers named “Thomas”
Yes
Dont make a old drunk man angry while walking to the saloon exit
Ok, I'll bare that in mind
And the damn o Driscoll s
I’m at the part of the mission where you have to save someone in a hot air balloon.
“Diseases like tuberculosis were not uncommon back then” we know
Yeah my boah Arthur got diagonosed by tuberculosis
i hate thomas downes, if u know what i meen
Ahhhh.... Lambago
:(
@@negatron321 Yees, Lumbago! A slow, painful and deadly disease. It's serious.
Just remember the 3 paths of life in the Wild West
Rob
Greet
Antagonize
@@ss2jesus 😂
@@ss2jesus But what if there’s no one called Mary?
@@themanwiththeplan728 then don’t *make move on mary*
and also
Greet, Greet, then Antagonize
Rdr2
“When the time comes, you gotta run and don’t look back.” - a wise man in 1899
Well I'd love to meet this wise man, I'd say he was very handsome too
I wish rip van winkle followed that advice
If a former outlaw In 1911 followed this advice, he would be alive to this day
@@tmbs6199At the ripe old age of 150 😂
How to survive in WW:
1. Don't be loyal to someone who's clouded with "Plan"
2. Don't be near anyone who has TB or cholera
3. Rob the train and go to/in Tahiti
4. Eat mangoes
Your everywhere I swear
Cholera is a Greek word
How do you survive ww1 ?
@@Lupo32 its wild west
@@guapindahakunlol6487
Wild west lead to world war one
Surviving in the wild west is easy just carry health tonics around
And chewing tobacco in case you get in a gunfight
Just as long as you don't get the terminal lumbago
And dead eye tonics
And a bandana in case things get spicy.
Nah cheat codes
“You’re alright boah” - Arthur Morgan
My favourite quote. To put it in context for the uncultured swine...
Horse: *gets shot in head*
Arthur: yOu AlRiGhT bOi
GIMME THEM CHEEKS BOIII
Horse: is dying of hunger
Arthur: You're OK boah
I have a horse named morgan. Shes a girl. “YoU aLrItE GuRl”
You sir are a fish
Step 1. Let Micah swing.
Step 2. Do NOT collect the MUNEH from Mr. Downes.
Step 3. Shoot Milton and Ross when taking Jack fishing.
Step 4. Enjoy perfect ending.
killing 2 men infront of a child is not good, just letting micah swing dutches plan to tahiti would be succesful because there wont be a rat ruining those plans he make
BRUH my Man traumatised a kid
@@dobremarian1234 im sure he was traumatised already
Why not collect the muneh from mr downes?
@@LilPistachiofr I can't say it but just dont
How to survive the Wild West
Dead eye
No having lumbago
Chewing tobacco
True
No some goddam faith
Moon shine
1: A Plan!
2: Some Money!
3: NOISE!
4: Some god damn faith
Simple has that.
I can't work. I have lumbago. It's a slow and painful death, brother!
At least somebody understands.
Tahiti don't forget tahiti
And a Gun in incase your Faith falls short.
I ain’t an O’Driscoll
To survive please avoid an outlaw Micah, as well as TB. And also avoid farmers.
"OK that'll be 25 cents"
"Nah Fam"
*pulls out revolver*
Money was different back then.... So..... Cant blame him
@@legoclonetrooper yah that would be like 5 dollars in today’s money
I love how almost all the comments are refrencing red dead 2
Dude, I commented the same thing!!! ahah
I was waiting for this comment 😂
I hate that I want interesting comments not just comments referencing a game I mean these people probably didn't even watch the video just went on it commented and went to watch some garbage RDR2 video.
@@antoni2606 why are you salty 🤡 🤡 🤡
@@antoni2606 Cry me a river you salty snowflake.
WW2 occupied Europe survival guide, seems like a good idea for me!
1. Dont be a jew
2. Dont mess with the enemy military
The Negotiations were short Daily Pretty much
kingsofserbiangameplay 162 don't live in big cities
YES PLEAAASSEEEEE
@@leb3026, true
As a South Dakota native, lemme tell ya, mother nature still thinks it's the wild west here, especially during the winter. Thanks for the recognition, Simple History.
And the northern side of Idaho
@@DoomSlayerE wow. I feel recognized. Didn't think anyone knew north Idaho existed
@@Wulfjager I live there
@@DoomSlayerE huh, small world
@@Wulfjager do you also as well?
1. Be honorable
2. Be careful with your horse
3. Never leave camp for more than a few days
4. Don't cause trouble in cities
5. Get a hotel and bath while in town 6. No breaking the law
Just don’t be a Rockstar Protagonist.
the irony
Lmao
Edit: Don't be a character that's NOT in Red Dead Redemption 1. You have a 75% chance of death.
I like to be a rockstar protagonist
*HELLO THERE*
Spinosou The very paranoid dinosaur general kenobi
Don’t try to collect debt from a guy with tuberculosis
He will make U famous!
F 😪😭😭
Slow it down after that one, ok?
bman4099 but we need the money to go to Tahiti
"WE NEED MONEY"
Me in the 1800s: How do I survive the west?
Also me: Pulls out phone n watches a tutorial like you casually do
LMFAO
You got a plan Dutch?
Yes
1: Avoid someone named Beauford Tannen
2: Avoid something name the Vanderlinde Gang
3: Dont start a shootout in a place called Blackwater
Yea you are right if you shoot someone in a place named blackwater you can never enter the west peacefully
Hey McFly!!
This man just fused RDR2 and BTTF.
@@rudez1125 mcfly you yellow
This is incredible
5:00 ........... *LENNAY!*
LENNAY MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!
YNNEL
YLNEE?!
FOUND YOU LENNY!!
woman: do i look like lenny to you?
*LENNNNNNAAAAAAAY*
*This video was inspired by **_Red Dead Redemption 2_*
Have you seen gavin? Gav? GAVIN?
Gaaaav! Oh, I'm so worried.
Thanks captain obvious. Duh
There's the rdr fanboy...
Red dead 2 isnt the wild west, the first one ist
0:48 fun fact if you had 2 Aces and 2 8’s it was called The Dead Mans Hand
You learned that from another simple history video
Tips for surviving the Old West:
1: Always pay off your bounty
2: Always contribute to the donation box
3: If you see a man with a mustache named Micah shoot him on sight
Unfortunately, you forgot the biggest danger in the Wild West:
TERMINAL LUMBAGO:
A slow and painful death 😵
ingsoc evidently
very serious
Unless you get shot in a firefight with the government in a farm
Remember when Uncle got kidnapped by Skinners? Well Lumbago actually Did the burns, i totally am a profession scientist
1: you die slowly
2: you become older every yea
3: you get burnt marks after a few hours near fire
Becoming an African god comes with a price to pay: *lumbago*
Why don’t you ask Dutch he always has a plan
Arthur. but isn't Dutch a bit you know, crazy?
Uncle: I have lumbago,it’s very serious you know
Arthur:(proceeds to kick uncle in the back.
Hey Arthur
Sebastian Bradbury It’s John.
Dutch Van Der Linde we all know you did and look where it got us
these are things every rdr2 player knows
2:15
How bout’ no?
*pulls out lancaster repeater and activates deadeye*
😨😨😨😭😭😭
Lmao they made Red Dead Redemption a real thing
do you use likebots? idk
Ahahahahaha
Lmao they made Kremit from your name into a movie lol
Arthur Morgan dies in RDR2
@Finn the Jake and Dog the Human fun will will always end in the time of adventure
"Outta the damn way!"
“ok I’ll catch ya later then”
"WHERE'S OUR MONEY"
“Where’s that coward favours?!”
🔫
Hey there mister!
The fact that everyone is making rdr2 jokes makes this video even better
If you needed someone to plan something for you, there was always a man named Dutch Van Der Linde who has a plan.
The dislikes are from the O’Drisscolls and the other gangs
Those damn O'Drisscolls
del lobo
Lemoyne raiders , pinkertons , and Cornwall mens
Its them Skinner and Murfree boys all that dang inbreeding has muddled their heads
and the skinners
lmao they made Red Dead Redemption 2 into a real thing
Frankie Barbieri lmao they made the horses from rdr2 into a real thing
Oh you have no clue how much I f***ing hate memes like that with fortnite stuff
Edit:can y'all stop arguing?
?
@@michaelmorales6060 there is a meme where people are like "lol they made the *fortnite thing here*into a real thing"and I absolutely hate it
Ikr
I love how the rifle he carried was straight out of rust
"Just one more score Arthur "
- Dutch Van Der Line
Looks like its the Plan der line gang
But i got a plan
@@Joo-y7j Dutch u got a plan?
@@sherryjuggernath2116 Always, sOn
@@Joo-y7j
GOD DAMMIT DUTCH.
5:13 "Diseases like turbiculosis were not uncommon back then" 😭 *sad yeehaw and manly tears*
Im tearing up
May I? Stand unshaken...
That wasn't very yeehaw of you partner
*lies on the side of a mountain watching the sunrise*
It’s all right cow poke 😪
Me: Doing a school project on world war 1 that's due in 2 hours, and finds a simple history video that shows what I need
Also me: Actually not procrastinating for once in my life
Simple history: *Wanna learn how to survive in the wild west???*
Thank you for this tutorial, this will be very useful for the next time I visit West Texas or New Mexico.
Also in pubs, go up to everyone and shout “LENNY”
Make sure to not go into the secret room
LENNY, MY BOH
@@celestial76 too late
Arthur: *walls up to stranger*
Also Arthur: FoUnD yOu LeNnY
LEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!
You made this video 200 years late smh
Ilmari Miettinen yeah,I almost died a million times because I didn’t know how to live
Exactly! Arthur kept dying!!
Hmmmmm i hope somebody will fail for this joke so i can get a upvote on reddit
4:22 for any of you who are curious, the music in the background is “Dixie Outlandish by John Deley and the 41 Players.”
This is gonna come in handy when I teleport back to 1890
I bet this was inspired by Rootin Tootin Cowboy Shooting 2.
Justin Y. Why are you everywhere I go?
Or... Red dead redemption
we must make him great again so like this comment
You again 🤣
I almost forgot you
5:11 you forgot lumbago, it’s a slow and painful death my brother
Have a little pitty will ya
I’m sick john i’ve got lumbago
John: Get up or get out
Well I got lumbago its very serieus
Lumbago and Ligma were serious threats centuries ago.
thanks simple history, this should help me on my next journey through the wild west
thanks man really needed this
Simple, become a Arizona ranger with a big iron on his hip.
Texas red
Back in those days you joined a Ranger company, you didn't necessarily have to be a lawman before hand.
Fallout:New Vegas reference
Truth is, the iron was *B* *I* *G* from the start
Maybe, but there was never a man like my Johnny.
*How To Survive The Wild West*
Do not beat up a man who’s sick, despite how much money he owes your gang
That’s why you shoot em
@@vimanjo9801 I mean, once they're dead you can take it.
U got that right
Zorg Halfdroid55 They’ll be dead anyways
“just one more big score Arthur...then we’re retired..” - Dutch
Thank you this will help me
Step 1: FAITH.
Step 2: don't go to the Downes ranch and get TB
Step 3: OUTTA THE DAMN WAY!
*Actual* step 2: MUNNEH
step 3: get drunk with YnNel
step 4: OUTTA DAMN WAY
disease *Tubercelosus*
*me* *cries* *inside*
Tuberculosis*
Lumbago
Terminal lumbago is worst
It's a slow and painful death...
Penicillin?
Oh I'm real sick John
Thank you for the comprehensive guide 10/10
Two more tips: The pelts from legendary animals can be used to craft unique outfits at the trapper, and using eagle eye can aid in the search for lootable items...
I need a guide to survive in Leningrad
David Sinclair It’s called you don’t.
stalingrad*
islamic school of meme studies it’s different
Eat your neighbor
@@islamicschoolofmemestudies Leningrad in the north-western part of the USSR.
Stalingrad is in the south-west area of the USSR.
Thanks this helped a lot
4:55
Aruther!
You survived
Lumbago was the deadliest disease not tuberculosis
On King David get up !
@@frankfontainepx1 AAOAOAW!
@@frankfontainepx1 You can be so testy. What is it constipation?
Lumbago
I thought it was Ligma
BALLS!!!
Step 1 : FAITH
Step 2 : Munneh
Step 3 : Tahiti!
Darren 0613 One more score!
Make alot of noise
I got a plan
ONE MORE SCORE
I can hear it lmao
Man your really popular now haven't watched you in a while but I've been watching since before 1 million
Thank you for the video.
LENNY! You in this comment section?
LENNNNNY!!!!!!
yNeLl
You mean Jenny? She left a while back with a Feller
Lenny ??? im still looking for Gavin
He's not in the upstairs room to the back...
Gaaaaavvvvviiiinnnn!
What not to do in the Wild West
1: go to guarma
2: be an O’driscoll
3: shoot someone’s hat
4: get drunk with Ynnel
YaBoi Ariel all the O’driscolls died or left the gang
HA! found you LENNY!!
Dont try going to Tahiti...
Nah the last one is a good choice
Avoid Dutch and Micah
I really want this channel to do an episode on the Alamo!
How to survive the wild west:
-Dont trust Arthur with the dinamite work
-Dont go to that room with lenny
-Dont trust rich italians
-Dont rob trains that says "Leviticus Cornwall"
-Dont go to funny farmers
-And always have a plan
4:59: What the Arthur Morgan in here
Where are you lenneh
LENNY
You got sum muneh for me boah
Where you at lenneh!!
LENNY THEIR YOU ARE
Thank you for the tips. The time device is ready and we will follow your lessons to a key as well as all the temporal laws we will reply in 2032 when we are able to get back to the future after the timeline displacement.
*now holup just a minute there*
@@El.Gatito. *now hold the phone a second pardner*
I love your channel
dude just buy the lancaster repeater and keep doing the gold glitch and you'll be fine
I agree with you kind stranger that looks exactly like me and talks like me.
Arthur Morgan hey twin
Arthur Morgan oh hello there. Im a bit shocked. Is this even possible?
Tommy vercetti go back to the 80s you dont belong here😂
Arthur gold glitch? Can you teach me it?
Just don't catch tuberculosis like how my boah Arthur did.
Goat comment
Or never accept a job from the Government like you did
Hey he did not get shot 39 times and slowly die
that poor feller
Damn it John, I said don't look back
Thank you for having the proper flags represented in the civil war.
"How to survive the wild west"
Me who plays alot of red dead redemption 2: *its showtime*
How to survive the Wild West?
#1: Don't time travel.
#2 make a machine to destroy the time machine
@@dumbasswatermelon what?
Yay?
Marvel we got another one
I gues he mean from the easter egg from RDR2
People who played RDR2: *I'm something of a comedian myself*
*cowboy xD
*Rat killer
*Lumbago carrier xD
LENNNNNY!
Fps red dead 1
The battle of the Alamo is so sad. So many great men died in that war. I’m also related to Davy Crockett. So that’s pretty cool.
What kind of related? Cousin of a cousin of a cousin? Or great great great grandson related?
Thank you so much 😊
I guess I'll remember this the next time I'm in the 1800s west
No, right in 1898 you'll have good time with the van der linde gang
Bruh knowing the current trajectory we're gonna be living essentially in the wild west come 20 years.
You never know when you might discover time travel
@@tahitiplanderlinde8640 Dutch? What are you doing here?!?
@@agentwest4205 Recruiting for a Bank Job in Blackwater.
4:57
Arthur Morgan
4:44
Micah
They made Micah get shot lmao
Wow, thanks for giving me guide to not dying in Red Dead Redemption 1 and 2
I love that u guys are the RDR2 related folks, Arthur Morgan will be proud of all of us boys!
Wow, Red Dead Redemption 2 looks cool on PC.
Arthur Morgan dies in RDR2
@@JohnTavastian r/whoosh
@I Control My Fate oh nooo how could you. That is going to ruin my future job.
@@gunargundarson1626 how is that r/wooosh. Im just trying to ruin the game for everyone
@I Control My Fate lol
I love how pretty much all the comments are RDR2 related. So wholesome
Such a good game
sadly i only have rdr 1 :(
@@justanormalguy568 Same bro I only have the PS3
@@thunderchills640 exactly thats why i dont have it D:
@@justanormalguy568 and I bought mine this year 😅
You forgot the biggest threat: *Radscorpions*
Another tip, just avoid a town called Blackwater as you’ll have have the Pinkertons trying to kill you left, right and centre
These red dead redemption 2 graphics look great