Coconuts | Taskmaster
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- You want coconuts? We got them.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion. - ตลก
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Alex accidentally bought a whole load of coconuts prior to filming season 5 and had to figure out what to do with them
'Accidentally.'
He could've given them to me to make fudge
Wish I could watch the entire season
Odd Coconut fact, you can send a whole coconut, not just the familiar brown inner part, through the USPS . It has to be whole, but one university applicant that I know, sent one to Harvard after applying there. She lived in the Florida Keys, and thought it might be a clever reminder to admissions of her application.. I don't know if it helped, but she graduated from Harvard four years later!
I love how Bob without any hesitation says: 'The largest of all the nuts'.
"But the coconut is not a nut
It's the coco fruit
From the coco tree
Of the cocopalm familyyyyy"
@President Vladimir Putin да конечно, нет
@President Vladimir Putin Navalny's nuts are bigger ;)
@Propio, lala lalala! 💚
@@propio2957 It doesn't have to be an actual nut though, it just has to have the name nut to qualify as it is a cocoNUT.
I can't believe they didn't include Nish throwing the coconut only for it to end up back at his feet and him giving up immediately. Genuinely one of the most hilarious moments of Taskmaster that couldn't be replicated if he tried, because of course he would fail at trying to fail on purpose.
Mark struggling to open the briefcase never gets old.
Mate, the show never gets old
Ditto Guy Williams on the New Zealand version.
proof that comedians lack all common sense of the ability to open things like....unlocked locks
James Acaster would have told him to just open it.
Please upload the full 6 minutes of Marc opening the briefcase.
Out of my own experience, I can say that Marc struggles with briefcases more than the average person. I hate em.
Compare and contrast Guy Williams on Taskmaster New Zealand.
Who's Marc? I only saw Mark!
@@sierraromeoromeo2444 Marc is his Belgian counterpart who's even more anxious and repressed. (Love em both)
"It's a trick briefcase!"
"It's not a trick briefcase it's a normal briefcase."
15:24 - the person doing the audio balancing just gives up on life.
they're just trying to spite us at this point
I nearly jumped out of my seat! lol
I thought thers something wrong with the pods
Seriously such a fail! Not even between clip editing, just straight up diarrhoea.
Me, upon seeing the thumbnail for this video:
AND I'M A FCKIN BUSINESSMAN!!!
Can't believe you missed out the moment Nish threw his coconut, hitting the pole, and bouncing back to him before giving up on the task! That was in my top 3 moments from series 5!
What episode?
@@lelapilakis8091 The final one
Whoever came up with that video title must be rather pleased with themselves.
Is it not accurate?
@@Bryan-fd2uf It certainly is. They must be pleased.
Alex: All the details are in the video title
@@daxriley8195 you are awesome
No, it's easy and shit. Like your comment
Aisling: falsely confident
Bob: enthusiastic weirdness
Mark: twitchy incompetence
Nish: failingly suave
Sally: elegantly horny
"Elegantly horny" is a fantastic description of Sally Phillips
wow. you did it
only after watching this that I realise how many tasks in that series used coconuts
When I was watching, I was like “this is just the coconut series”
For many/every? season there is a thing like the coconut or the rubber duck that is heavily featured.
Series 2 had a potato in every episode
3 was frozen peas
4 was rubber ducks
5 was coconuts
6 was eggs or cream?
7 was Ollie the knight
8 was Japan based
9 was aubergines?
10 ?
11 was Russian based
10 was "wild west" no?
@@MrDJAK777 I was thinking, didn’t that chicken appear multiple times?
I loved the clash of worlds when Sally talked about mailing a coconut to Fiji on QI.
That's how I started watching Taskmaster
Do you remember which episode?
@@subinmdr Series R, E15, "Random". It starts around 37 minutes into the XL version, though of course I recommend watching the entire episode.
@@homagetogorto Thanks!!
Guess I’m not the only of us yanks to be going through all the available British comedy shows recently
I think Alex Horne had a lot of coconut related task ideas during season 5 and executed them all at once. The tasks were great though.
Haha that seems likely
every series has its “thing.” S2 had potatoes. S4 had rubber ducks. I have yet to go back & discern the thing for the other series but they’ve got them.
It's series, mate. Not season.
@@AthiphanAnbumani not in America 🤪
@@AthiphanAnbumani We're talking about a comedy panel show, certainly nothing sacred which requires utmost respect and proper language. You clearly understood what they meant so I don't see the issue unless you sincerely believe everyone in the comments is only allowed to speak one dialect
I'm not kidding when I say that I ended up dreaming with coconuts because of series 5
Soon to be followed by the epic sequel: Eggs.
Then Ducks
They need HowToBasic as a contestant.
Bob is the only person to have participated in all coconut related tasks, making him tonight's big loser.
Sally Phillips is just wonderful
I never would have thought that a video entitled “Coconuts” would make me so happy but here we are. I adore Taskmaster
I just finished watching every single episode of the show and I never had so much fun in my life in such a relatiely short span of time. It helped me through a tough time during the pandemic. Let me state a few things: I am from germany. This show was mentioned (and praised) in a german podcast several weeks ago and that was when I first heard about Taskmaster. This channel has 642.000 subscribers now (only??). I wonder how many of them came here after listening to that german podcast (german user will know which podcast)? And I cannot thank enough the team of Taskmaster and everyone involved to make the decision to upload the entire show including all the bonus stuff for the whole world to see for FREE. You REALLY love your audience and understand how the internet works. I envy the british for their ability to create such a fantastic and delightful show (I hope brexit will not make it harder for me to visit you as I did loads of times in the past). And one last thing: please do not stop producing before I die. Ok?
Welcher Podcast war es ?
@@cow_souup1265 Das kleine Fernsehballett
Ich hab den Kanal einfach so gefunden xD
Aber stimme dir zu, die Serie ist super!
Aww 🥰 🥰
I love how the coconuts on Mark’s bobsled are making :o faces before their run starts.
I’m just so glad the coconuts migrated to get to the UK for this.
Via the African swallows.
@@allenjenkins06 but those are non-migratory...
@@GhostBear3067 Must have been a European one then...
the sweater, the bag, the shoes, the swagger...Sally is so stylish
15:25 OW! my ears... volume warning lol
*She’s a furry face delight*
- Greg Davies
Did Mark just... edit the Wikipedia page on machine? or that thing was totally real before the contest?
wait...
He definitely edited it.
We need a part 2 with all the other attempts.
Love binge watching these
Sally is full of swag in disguise of elegance. Help, I’m falling
I have the biggest crush on her it’s insane
@@tessoup9022 Same here.
If I could make my own Taskmaster line-up it would include: Sally Phillips, Romesh Ranganathan, James Acaster, Mike Wozniak and Joe Wilkinson (or Russell Howard).
that would be superb
Russell Howard was so boring, I’m sorry, I just don’t get how people enjoyed him 😭
That sounds like a dream. Personally I think I'd have Sally Phillips, James Acaster, Ed Gamble, Mel Giedroyc and Hugh Dennis.
I think Bob Mortimer would definitely make my list
I'd get Rhod Gilbert instead of Wozniak. I know it's the same season as Acaster, but his specific brand of chaos is so fun to watch
I want a Sally Philips of my own.
What happens when a coconut goes to a carnival?
It becomes shy
I don't get it
I don’t know if there’s any greater evidence for how coconut themed series 5 was than the fact that we were 3/4 of the way through this video before we got a task from any other series.
It appears that the taskmaster has a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Big ones, small ones, but none as big as Greg.
Mark Watson is most of us in this situation
sally Phillips is a dish.
Yesss!!! Please make more about the recurring jokes across the series!! I can only think of pineapples now but there's def more interesting ones!
Rubber ducks get a good run!
Eggs, too.
and potatoes.
This truly was my favorite cast. Each were delightfully quirky.
Agreed but I wish I could add James Acaster to this crew
Sally sitting on the table is divine. I have such a crush on both her and Aisling.
"heavy door today"
How that didn't get a laugh is beyond comprehension, Bob's delivery is always gold
Oh hey, I was trying to list all the coconut tasks in series 5 in my head this morning!
Times someone has ever said that: 1
Sally Phillips is a stunner
Jesus that sudden volume change scared the crap out of me!
Relieved to know that Fiji probably has coconuts covered 👍🥥
about the second task... could you not have just put something right in front of the skateboard to stop it after 1cm? and therefore all of the coconuts would still be on it?
Coconut are neither nuts nor the biggest - that's the coco de mer
Did you just know?
@@patientzero5685 There's a guy who has a fruit review channel, he goes around the world buying rare fruit and taste-testing them! He had a whole series about coco de mer (which he sadly cannot taste because it's protected and rare).
@@windyface9383 that sounds interesting- do you remember his name?
@@patientzero5685 The channel name is weird fruit explorer.
@@windyface9383 🙏🏼 😊
Bathub - Series 1
Excersise ball and shopping trolley - Series 2
Coconuts - Series 5
Champions of champions really made sure to get as many references ^-^
Can you do a compilation of contestants trying and failing to siphon water with a hose pipe?
good one
Are you a machine?
Bert Kreischen: I AM THE MACHIIIIINE!
Stuff the coconuts in your shirt and ride down on the skateboard
Coconuts.
That idea of posting it to Fiji? For sure that'd put it in a car at some point along the trip.
By the way Taskmaster, the coconut is not the largest nut. The nut of the Coco de Mer has that distinction. Sometimes referred to as the "Lover Nut" or double coconut, it is the seed of a palm native to two islands in the Seychelles. Sometimes found floating at sea, they have fascinated people for centuries. Polished, and often mounted on precious metal armatures, they have been prized possessions in stately homes, castles and very fortunate collector's of natural artifacts homes worldwide. PS I am a huge fan of little (6'2") Alex Horne!
C o c o n u t s
NGL. The group with Aisling and Sally was my favorite cast thusfar.
Sally is such a classy refined lady ... who's also completely unhinged. She's wonderful.
that old chestnut
Coconut
Thing with Taskmaster. You think you’ve seen them all, then new-old stuff turns up out of the blue.
Technically Human's are Biological machines. And if I recall, there are tons of people who think outside the box on these tasks... so you could totally just grab it and throw it as far as you can
The coconut is actually not a nut, it's a fruit!
It's the coco fruit
Of the coco tree
From the coco palm famiky
It’s a seed
business peeeeeeeerson, is the warcry of a person that you need to avoid in your life
Is there a chance you could make a Taskmaster for the gaps in between Taskmasters?
only now i realize how many coconut related tasks were there in s5
09:08 Sally Phillips... Mr Taskmaster, could you please make Sally Phillips a permanent contestant on your show? I am infatuated with her personality. Thanks.
15:25 made me jump
Yeah, IDK why it suddenly gets louder there either. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
I'm wondering if there was a coconut glut in SW London when Series 5 was filmed, or if LAH got a bulk-buying bargain...
Cant wait for the watermelon compilation
Its businessman
Sally is so fine and completely bonkers in a good way:)
He didn't stand on the ground, he stood on the grass exactly the same as standing on a carpet
i gotta find the full prisoner's dilemma task because what i'd do is use as many items as possible and see if i could get everyone disqualified and i want to know if anyone did that
Are we all ignoring the coconut business women is holding a gun?
"I will interpret it, as sexist" hahaha
Coconutsssss
Something going on with the sound at 15:30 ?
Greg Davies is legend.
Ahhhhhhh, Sally Philips.... if I could be reborn and start all over again, I would hunt her down and marry her. Too late now, but... if I had my time again - no hesitation - Sally. Don't get me wrong - there's plenty of others who score massive on the Cute-ometer.... But the "Take-home-and marry-o-ometer"..... Sally.
I'm surprised no one turned the skate board sideways at the top of the ramp and roll it slightly left and declared victory when it stopped moving sideways.
couldn't be arsed to fix the audio levels, what?
wow, that audio issue spooked me
15:24 when your ears pop
I’d be cool if they told them to make a task for a competitor and make it anything they want and then had them do the task they made themselves for a round
I'm just going to say it, I fancy Sally Phillips, like proper celebrity crush fancy, one of my favourite contestants TM ever had
Mother of volume! @15:25 ish omg i'm deaf now
my favourite clip ever is nish opening the door and revealing the coconut as his head,,, please let this be here.
Yet still Katie Wickes prefers eggs.
BAAAAAH!!!!! I’m a sheep.
I was not ready for 15:25
Idk what happened with the editting of this video but the volume change and the doubled audio on a task intro makes me think this is the wrong file that got uploaded.
I tought it was a failure in my earbuds!
Any task where they give you an easy solution AND say if you do the same as other contestants you’ll be disqualified…ALWAYS take the easy option because everyone else will think it’s a double bluff and not use it 😂
Charles? Is that you?
Poor Mark :(
0:41 Aisling was like REALLY 😂😂
Aisling is so funny 😂😂😂😂
Beware of the volume spike at 15:25
ah yes, the classic taskmaster trope of the coconut
Simple.
Straight to the point.
Coconuts.
Will Seasons 9 & 10 ever be made available to US audiences on TH-cam?
Sally Philips. I click.
And I'm a ********* Businessman
A coconut is not the largest nut.
10:59 "Are you a machine?" well, I mean... we are all highly complex organic machines...
What do you call a bunch of professional Coconutters?
*Taskmaster*
The bobsled could have moved 2 inches if they're all still on you win... They should have just stuck a stick on the ramp and let it roll 2 inches.