Bro I swear I watched Evbo for like 2 years and I decide to take 1 break and watch some other people and suddenly when I come back to check to see what he’s doing he’s blown up, became a meme, created his most popular series, gotten recognized by so many people, and became one of the most popular Minecraft videos. He even made it his main series HELP 😭😭😭😭😭
Video title: “parkour civilization if it wasn’t scripted” The actual video: “parkour civilization if evbo was a criminal and the law enforcement didn’t care”
To be fair, if a parkour noob ever griefs, he would probably end up in the parkour prison. So the REAL question is: can parkour prison actually hold people?
@@Michael-y6n But then I had a very good idea! I used f5, you see using f5 allowed me to see a barrier block I wouldn't have noticed before without having to die. But then I had a very good idea! I used f5, you see using f5 allowed me to see another layer I wou- wait a minute there's another level?
*"If Raw Beef or Raw Chicken jumps were occoured on all Ranks"* Parkour Master : Hey wake up! it's time for Mandatory Parkour Check! Evbo : What is it Parkour Master : You know the deal Parkour Master *"Would you do 2 Block Jump Vertical for Cooked Chicken? or Three Block Jump Vertical for Cooked Beef"* Parkour Champion : *"Would you do 4 Block Jump with Ladder for Golden Carrot? or Single NEO for Golden Apple"* Parkour God : *"Would you Do Single NEO for Golden Apple? or Triple NEO for Totem of Undying"* Parkour Transcendence : *"Would you do 3 Block to Candle Vertical Jump for Notch Apple? or Butterfly NEO for Parkour Potion"* (Parkour Potion = Speed II and Jump Boost II for 3 minutes) Parkour Constellation : *"Would you do Pane to Pane NEO for Ender Pearl? or Double Gapped NEO for Nether Star?"* Parkour Nebula : *"Hello Gregians.. Would you do Block to Pane Triple NEO for Nether Star and Diamond Lattice? or Loop de Loop NEO for 2x Crystal Matrix Ingot?"* Parkour Infinity : *"Would you Octuple NEO Wallhop for 2x Crystal Matrix Ingot and 2x Neutronium Ingot? or Butterfly Head Double NEO for Infinity Catalyst"* Parkour Omniscient : *"Would you do 6x6 Frame Wallhop to other Side for Infinity Catalyst? or Two Minute of Continious Wallhopping for Infinity Ingot?"* Parkour Omnipresent : *"Would you do Octuple Pane Wallhop? for 2x Infinity Ingot? or Mid-air Corner Clip for Infinity Block"* Parkour Omnipotent : *"Would you do Mid-air Corner Clip for Infinity Block? or Mid-air Glitch NEO for Creative Energy Cell?"*
this would be a very cool idea imagine a filler between season 1 and 2 where Evbo is still the parkour champion and a parkour noob starts to break the rules and cheat like this
i think it's kinda like that can't fly in Minecraft, we can't hit people in Parkour Civilization, the only way to kill someone is to parkour battle or parkour race
But its like saying that you can just punch cashier in the face and take the cash. The moral and knowledge bounds are keeping you in place. Also im pretty sure Pro/Masters would start to chase you soon after killing one of them or breaking blocks.
erm actually as we see in the series even if you managed to get the food the leather boots (which for some reason they never take off) lock you at 3 hunger max
![Minecraft but I survive in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2pFwQiwRbcg/mqdefault.jpg)
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Bro I swear I watched Evbo for like 2 years and I decide to take 1 break and watch some other people and suddenly when I come back to check to see what he’s doing he’s blown up, became a meme, created his most popular series, gotten recognized by so many people, and became one of the most popular Minecraft videos. He even made it his main series HELP 😭😭😭😭😭
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Same!
same. noob civilization was my favorite
Same
@@ToiletWarlordi loved the noobs one omg it was so good
You can either do the one block jump for beef or something, or a one block vertical jump for a parody video
"In parkour civilization,nobody goes for the parody video!"
@@IamNoobYTwe need a pvp civillization joke now
Nobody in pvp civilization uses there sword for the 1 block vertical hit for the your mom
*jump* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@stockimage6174Idk, hearing "pvp civilization" reminds me of 2b2t server, isn't that considered as one?
Video title: “parkour civilization if it wasn’t scripted”
The actual video: “parkour civilization if evbo was a criminal and the law enforcement didn’t care”
😂
Lol this vid still scripted
Nah the actual video is: If parkour civilisation was british
@@Theforrestguard 🤣
Electy: "I finally found a tree!"
3:30 *Literally surrounded by trees earlier*
“I just found a crazy oversight in Parkour Civilization.”
in parkour civilization you parkour to get food, you get parkour to know the truth, and you parkour to flush your toilet.
lmao
unfortunately, whenever i see the word "toilet" my mind fills with "MISTAH PHONE"
@@algriffv2”MISTAH PHONE”
MISTAH PHONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚽🚽🚽📱📱📱
@@Thereainnothingtoseehere MISTAH PHONE, THE CORN MAN GOT ARRESTED FOR KIDNAPPING 3 CHILDREN
2:18 w ladder clutch
"He Lived"
@@jcs3146 100%
Bout to type lmao
That was an amazing ladder clutch he did
@@disruptionbambiytdid not die, he did not.
2:32 YOUR TASK WAS TO SELL HOUSES NOT FEED NOOBS
0:24 “IN PARKOUR CIVILIZATION NOBODY’S HAPPY”
Relatable
3:22 avg skill of parkour civilisation players
4:43 Hacker at background be like: ⬇️↙️↕️↗️⬆️↙️↪️↗️⬆️↔️➡️
Lol
Zip-zab
*"This is what PVP Civilization are created after this 😂😂"*
what..?
He’s young I think he’s trying to say this is why PVP civilisation was made
*This is why PVP Civilization started 💀* There, fixed ya' comment, now you won't get bullied!
I think you meant "This is what pvp civilization was inspired by"
@user-to8bv Lil bro uses reddit 😭
0:31 the fact that this corresponds to the speed running parkour civilization, cuz of the amount of meat
3:20 how did you even fail that jump man…
To be fair, if a parkour noob ever griefs, he would probably end up in the parkour prison. So the REAL question is: can parkour prison actually hold people?
watch as kenadian debunks parkour prison
@@ettt69 (insert F5 joke)
@@Michael-y6n But then I had a very good idea! I used f5, you see using f5 allowed me to see a barrier block I wouldn't have noticed before without having to die.
But then I had a very good idea! I used f5, you see using f5 allowed me to see another layer I wou- wait a minute there's another level?
In parkour Civilization, nobody goes for the fist fights
Bro became the brand new "Parkour War Criminal"
1:20 "now I'm A parkour pro"
Canman has been real quiet since this dropped
camman
Can man
@@GraceEve-cw4hh check the channel name
Canman
r/kidsonyoutube
The fact that he acknowledges the fact that PvP is a thing is awesome, cuz evbo just straight up forgot PvP was a thing in his parkour
1:11 "wait a second what if i just you know place my own block" 💀
(WORLD RECORD) parkour civilization speedrun 5:06
*"If Raw Beef or Raw Chicken jumps were occoured on all Ranks"*
Parkour Master : Hey wake up! it's time for Mandatory Parkour Check!
Evbo : What is it
Parkour Master : You know the deal
Parkour Master *"Would you do 2 Block Jump Vertical for Cooked Chicken? or Three Block Jump Vertical for Cooked Beef"*
Parkour Champion : *"Would you do 4 Block Jump with Ladder for Golden Carrot? or Single NEO for Golden Apple"*
Parkour God : *"Would you Do Single NEO for Golden Apple? or Triple NEO for Totem of Undying"*
Parkour Transcendence : *"Would you do 3 Block to Candle Vertical Jump for Notch Apple? or Butterfly NEO for Parkour Potion"* (Parkour Potion = Speed II and Jump Boost II for 3 minutes)
Parkour Constellation : *"Would you do Pane to Pane NEO for Ender Pearl? or Double Gapped NEO for Nether Star?"*
Parkour Nebula : *"Hello Gregians.. Would you do Block to Pane Triple NEO for Nether Star and Diamond Lattice? or Loop de Loop NEO for 2x Crystal Matrix Ingot?"*
Parkour Infinity : *"Would you Octuple NEO Wallhop for 2x Crystal Matrix Ingot and 2x Neutronium Ingot? or Butterfly Head Double NEO for Infinity Catalyst"*
Parkour Omniscient : *"Would you do 6x6 Frame Wallhop to other Side for Infinity Catalyst? or Two Minute of Continious Wallhopping for Infinity Ingot?"*
Parkour Omnipresent : *"Would you do Octuple Pane Wallhop? for 2x Infinity Ingot? or Mid-air Corner Clip for Infinity Block"*
Parkour Omnipotent : *"Would you do Mid-air Corner Clip for Infinity Block? or Mid-air Glitch NEO for Creative Energy Cell?"*
???
nah minecraft parkour evolved into roblox parkour
That escalated quickly
Yap yap yap, this isn’t story time.
we have evolved to avaritia
im the only one that saw that in the daily task there was "sell noobs houses" but he feeded them
Wait wha- HOW
I saw that
if dropping them into the void is feeding then sure thats what he did
4:17 looks cool
This was the type of behavior that got the Parkour Villain imprisoned forever bro 😔
"Hey, maybe I'll live?" Famous last words-
0:16 no you could have killed him
2:03 should sell houses instead proceeds to give food to noobs
idk why, but the "let's go rob this guy's house" is so funny in the context parkour civ 😭
This is why PVP civilization was made 😭🙏
this would be a very cool idea imagine a filler between season 1 and 2 where Evbo is still the parkour champion and a parkour noob starts to break the rules and cheat like this
1:31 is it just me or does this guy look like billy the puppet
I think it’s the dude from Legend of Kora
Yea
@@protege6383 Amon
he's Amon from the legend of korra
*evade*
Parkour Civilization: Before Evbo's reign
(HELP LOL, THE VID WAS TOO FUNNY-)
1:37 is just me every day
You were the second parkour master💀
2:18 unexpected
You, my friend are MY FIRST SHORT I'VE GOTTEN OVER 1 MIN CONGRATULATIONS 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Inaccurate. Noobs physically can't have more than 3 hunger bars and a noob had a chest filled with cooked beef.
Wdym it's very accuryre
@@Mizu2023 Clearly we have not watched the same series.
@@crimsonxero5924nah dude your a poser, I remember that house having all those cooked steak there
@@warmateo6261 I can't tell if you're just trolling or if ur being serious.
@@crimsonxero5924you're the one trolling, those steaks were really important to the plot you dumdum
This is still scripted
And?
@@ezzisaurus8331 this video is about non scripted parkour civilization and it follows a script
@@bubbapie123 it’s funny
Haters will say it's scripted
@@bubbapie123oil up
You mean jump+walk?. Without them there is no game
Task: Sell houses to noobs
him: CHOOSE BEFF OR RAW CHICKEN
Parkour civilisation if punching was invented
More like if evo was a menace in parkour civilization
3:50 some of the boot's broken lol
It's because he used the same one in the speedrun
same with the iron boots
If parkour civilization was an anarchy:
i think it's kinda like that can't fly in Minecraft, we can't hit people in Parkour Civilization, the only way to kill someone is to parkour battle or parkour race
FINALLY someone talks about it
Everyone has talked about it?
@@syenous2454 havent seen it in the comments
Blud completed the parkour civilization in 5 minutes instead of hours 😂😂😂
One important rule of parkour civilization is that to do anything, you need to parkour. This includes damaging other players.
This shouldve been called: parkour civilization if no plot armour existed
I love how he scripted it to not be scripted
2:21 That's why you shouldn't use ladders
I was wishing for a "written in parkour" reference
this breaks the canon so much, u clearly havent studied parkcour civilization as much as me
Do you know what the word "parody" means?
Parkour Civilization if the champion didn't exist
True title of the video: *speedrun on parkour civilization at any%*
4:50 the hacker
Fun fact: this is probably half non-scripted, judging by sometimes his voice sounds genuine, like when the dollar fell and he laughed.
When he has more than three hunger bars when he's a noob is so cursed
the way that some of the crucial parts of the movie are actually here means u watched it fully
Evbo:spawns in:Electy you're not safe...
no one can stop you but the parkour God
>breaks into house
>sees someone pooping in the privacy of their own home
>"ew thats gross"
4:05 bruv made an ak with sticks a bed and cooked steak (The real short champion)
English:welcome back, my meowing milkmaids!
Polish:Witamy ponownie, moje miauczące dojarki!
I watched this when i was sick and most videos made me feel sicker but this was the only entertaining one
Please go down more often Minecraft please i beg
What survival players would do if they are in The Parkour Civilization:
we got parkour civilization if it wasn't scripted and now we wait for parkour civilization if it wasn't scripted if it wasn't scripted
1:50 what do you not sit on the toilet? like at all?
Fr
Is it like a crime to use the toilet?
"Parkour Civilization if it was a lets play instead of a movie"
After watching the series this is beyond satisfying
0:58 an easy fix would be that they DO try to break and place blocks but they CANT
I like how it's still scripted
"Okay we can just jump down like this and we should be good (-dies)
4:36 "time to become the parkour champion" 2 sec later " why is there parkour here
How it feels to replay a game you struggled with as a kid:
Parkour Civilization Genocide Route
Honestly, yes.
Parkour civilization Speedrun🔥🔥🐙
I expected clickbait, but this is pretty accurate
the title should be "how to become a parkour master for beginners"
3:55 "lets make a crafting table" bro forgot he robed someone out of his crafting table
I needed this thanks for making it
why is parkour civilization blowing up all of a sudden XD
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Funny how it’s a video about not being scripted and multiple times it acknowledges that it’s scripted.
If parkour civilization had a speed runner
Bro just illligally speed ran the game 💀💀💀
This reminds me of how much I miss mcyum
Love this video, it's how I did my parkour civilization video that got scrapped
But its like saying that you can just punch cashier in the face and take the cash. The moral and knowledge bounds are keeping you in place. Also im pretty sure Pro/Masters would start to chase you soon after killing one of them or breaking blocks.
If minecraft parkour civilization had logic:
This has nothing to do with "Script" and everything to do with Being a menace to the Parkour Society
Happy 400k subs!
And it turned him into a loud British man.
Probably how grox became a parkour champion
kenadian in parkour civilization
0:15 wtf the “small pp house” 😭🙏💀
erm actually as we see in the series even if you managed to get the food the leather boots (which for some reason they never take off) lock you at 3 hunger max
bro found his cow and gonna keep milking it
How on Earth did you recreate this so perfectly?