Why? They’re just trying to do their job. If you’re not interested then just hang up. They have numbers they have to meet and there are actually people the are interested in what they’re offering, that’s why they exist.
Lmao, Jack just drones on and on endlessly without skipping a beat. The lady must be screaming internally not being able to get a word in edgewise, hahahaha.
I had a telemarketer call me once. He asked me what career I had in mind. I told him I'm 58 years old which I really am. And I wanted to go to a gigolo class so I can learn how to be a gigolo! He hung up immediately.
Now that's just labor market discrimination. You could sue for damages and have them pay for your gigolo class anyway. Also send the telemarketer a recorded casting video for your interviews and ask for his opinion ;) PS I hear the Chippendales still have a senior group.
His voice brings back old man Harry. I go back often and watch the old man videos when I need a good laugh. They were absolutely the best videos on TH-cam.
I found this eye-wateringly funny, the funniest thing I've watched in a year. I was laughing so much I began to wonder if I wasn't suffering some kind of lockdown hysteria. Even his opening 'hello' alone is brilliant. A second and third viewing is just as hilarious. It's a classic I will treasure.
Good stuff!, Taking notes 😂 just started this also. Especially the ones you respectfully decline their offer but they keep calling you. So it’s time for Jack Vale to appear to repay their lovely calls.
That’s hilarious. I’m surprised she stayed on that long. My wife and I watched and she said I would’ve hung up already. It was only like three mins into it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a customer service agent this is the worse type customer. If you're in telemarketing you can possibly still drop the call (not sure) but in customer service your stuck and bound to loose most of your brain cells...
That is hands down the best mimicked old man voice I've heard, totally natural. How long did you skip drinking water for the extra crackly effect haha.
Scammers already made everyone not trust their phones anymore, effectively killing the telemarketing industry in the process. As a consequence, most of us no longer make a distinction between the two, and block them all without a thought.
Love this Jack - just subscribed. Reminded me of a Kevin Nealon prank call when he wants to join a fitness center and he keeps talking over a woman. I love tormenting these callers--usually computer errors, credit card reduced interest car warranty and the dreaded "someone ordered using your Amazon account". Keep up the good work!
Jack Vale: You are a real nut (in a good way)! Your farting videos and this response to telemarketers are so hilarious that I cannot stop laughing. When I need to be uplifted, I always return to your videos for that lift in spirit. Thank you for making my day Jack!!!
I just want to THANK the telemarketer who called just as I was slipping off to a nice peaceful sleep after an intense cry session over my husband passing away.
Charlie Dallachie not when you can make good commission/money brother. it all depends on the job you take,don't just grab any job that hires you, do your research . like. .hourly plus commission in lawn care for example , is a great job every job can be frustrating but...also can be fun.people are crazy about their lawns freaking nuts it's comical at times. peace be with you God bless you and your family Charlie. :)
@@ekop1778 Lol same even on the weekends 8 o'clock right on the dot ofcourse😂 and when I call back it's goes straight to voicemail like do these people want my business or what? LOL
Exactly. I make no distinction between the two anymore, as the daily scammers have made everyone not trust their own phones, effectively killing the telemarketing industry in the process.
When I get a call from one of these low-lifes, the first thing I do is ask "Are you a telemarketer?" They don't like that. A lot of them will hang up right there. A few, however will deny being a telemarketer. So I allow them to speak their piece until they state what product or service they are offering, and as soon as they mention a payment amount, I interrupt them and say "I thought you said you were not a telemarketer. You are calling me up on the phone and trying to sell me something. Please explain to me in a hundred thousand words or less, how someone who calls me up on the phone and tries to sell me something is NOT a telemarketer?" A few will still deny being a telemarketer. For the really persistent ones, I then say "You're trying to sell me something! Are you or are you not a telemarketer?" They do not like being asked this question. They always hang up by this point. They won't take your number out of their system, but I have had future calls from their number ring once or twice only to hang up before I even answer!
Best thing I get nowadays is telemarketing calls and private calls are all blocked and reported to me based on every month right from my phone’s carrier.
Hey Jack, i love your vids man. I even have the first edition of the "Pooter", thanks for positive/good clean humor. Much love man, and God Bless! Stay safe and healthy.
HONESTLY I LEARNED A LONG TIME AGO!!! IF YOU WANT TO STOP THEM INSTANTLY THE MAGIC WORDS ARE THIS IS A BUSINESS OR ANSWER AS A BUSINESS IF YOU KNOW ITS A TELEMARKETER. REALLY ITS ILLEGAL FOR THEM TO SOLICIT TO A BUSINESS AND WILL HANG UP. SORRY CAPS HUNG UP BUT THERE YOU GO AND YOU ARE WELCOME.
You've born to make happiness Jack, you've born with fun talent, we love you by far, I hope someday meet you here or after life. Be safe, greetings from Mexico City.
He honestly loves what he does. In these challenging times, keep goin' Jack!
Thank you Matthew!
Lol i always welcome thanks for calling real street tacos i speak Spanish so they hang up
"You might wanna get yourself a pencil here" lol those little touches!!! Legit old person. Ur funny.
yes but never drive and use the phone at the same time
@@jackvale
bro, we missed u
Damn his timing is perfect when he's talking over her she couldn't get a word in😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Right..... She probably wanted to hang her self haha
Anyway you go on ahead now
so as I was saying, you go on ahead
you bet
yeah.
Lmao
He plays the old man voice really good
Pretty sure that's his Jimmy Stewart impression.
Old Man Harry! Love those videos.
Um he IS an old man
@@davidtaveras31 40s, but he's impersonating 80s.
@@RandyGrace ouch didn't realize he was just in his 40's. Man's got more wrinkles than my 90 year old grandmother
And Jack did _without_ being rude or impatient! That’s a Vale hallmark. 💛😎
First in 2 years
Anything that frustrates and wastes the time of telemarketers is good for me.
Me too
ALWAYS!!! He does it so well!! Love that old voice and confusion...
I wish he would talk to the telemarketers that call me
Why? They’re just trying to do their job. If you’re not interested then just hang up. They have numbers they have to meet and there are actually people the are interested in what they’re offering, that’s why they exist.
You can just say no to them.
Never tried that?
Old man voice? Did anyone else hear Jimmy Stewart? That was awesome. He said here just like him. Loved it brother. 😂🤣
His old man voice definitely channels Jimmy Stewart
That lady was pissed 😂😂😂
The girl in the back peed?
This guy is GOLD 😁
"Anything I can do to speed up the call?"😂
"Um, like, could you be quiet," she wants to say, but does not.
Lmao, Jack just drones on and on endlessly without skipping a beat. The lady must be screaming internally not being able to get a word in edgewise, hahahaha.
And at one point she quickly said what she intended to say because she was frustrated XD
🤣🤣🤣
"I'm 82 years old, can you believe that? Jack Veil SENIOR " I died here
Overtalkative, polite Jimmy Stuart. I'm dying here!!! Perfect!
You played that so well Jack! I can hear the frustration in her voice! Fantastic!
That made my skin crawl. How she held on that long is impressive.
You could put Jack in solitary confinement for decades and he'll keep himself entertained the whole time. 😂
Lol...first time in my life i have ever felt sorry for a telemarketer
I dont lmfao those fuckers need to get a real job
@@bkohler89 well if they make money then it’s a real job
She sounded new at her job, pro telemarketers would not let their victims talk over them lol.
why?
I had a telemarketer call me once. He asked me what career I had in mind. I told him I'm 58 years old which I really am. And I wanted to go to a gigolo class so I can learn how to be a gigolo! He hung up immediately.
And why wouldn’t he
Huh?
Lemme guess... now you're a gigolo instructor/guru? 🤔
Now that's just labor market discrimination. You could sue for damages and have them pay for your gigolo class anyway.
Also send the telemarketer a recorded casting video for your interviews and ask for his opinion ;)
PS I hear the Chippendales still have a senior group.
This is called Social Distancing. Can’t let them speak lol
Did put a mask over the phone!
Major Marketing hahaha
Major Marketing Love these telemarketer pranks! Jack plays this off very well 😂 Never gets old, “like this video.. post right... hheeearre..”
The 31 dislikes are telemarketers ..
😂😂😂
Kkkkkkkk you are smart
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Family and friends of those killed by drivers using phones.
Or people who are against distracted driving.
She seemed so pleasant and appreciative of how kind you were, but then I had to remind myself that she was clearly more than ready to rob you blind.
He talks exactly like a old man.😂😂
Yes. Like Jimmy Stewart. LOL!
@@sandradavis4551 I don’t know who that is lol.
Survey calls are becoming the telemarketing annoyances in 2024. 😂😅😊
Henry Fonda and Jimmy Stewart rolled into One. Great Job , Jack !!!!
His voice brings back old man Harry. I go back often and watch the old man videos when I need a good laugh. They were absolutely the best videos on TH-cam.
You sound like Jimmy Stewart impersonating Jimmy Stewart.
Jimmy Stewart did an okay Jimmy Stewart impression, but Jack does it better.
Lmaooo!!!!😂💀JerrysueB
I was frustrated for her lmao this was hard to listen to
I can't believe she stayed on the phone 😂😂😂😂
Kim Lolley Smith she didn’t
Don’t be. She’s a telemarketer
I got a damn headache watching this 😂
Yeah in a good way
I could never do that without laughing 😂
I need to practice this 😂
Your beautiful 😍
😂😂😂😂This is hilarious! He WON'T let her talk😆
Tachanka The Communist I would rather be ugly then a communist
True same here
I found this eye-wateringly funny, the funniest thing I've watched in a year. I was laughing so much I began to wonder if I wasn't suffering some kind of lockdown hysteria. Even his opening 'hello' alone is brilliant. A second and third viewing is just as hilarious. It's a classic I will treasure.
It’s really not that funny
More please that old man voice is perfect
"Just let her speak!"
It wouldn't be a prank if he let her speak lol
I know right! I thought that too
Jack , your interruption timing is perfect !!!
🤣🤣🤣
I start crying every time a telemarketer calls.... louder and louder
😆😆😆
I tell telemarketers that the person they're calling for (me) has died recently. Then, I even pretend to cry a bit. It's fun.
She probably the most annoyed then she's ever been in her life
"get a pencil" such an old man thing to say! 😂😂😂
Jeez man. Let the girl speak would ya?! That was awesome. 😆
I'm amazed at how professional the telemarketer is!!
*Here we go round the mulberry bush.... XD*
Good stuff!, Taking notes 😂 just started this also. Especially the ones you respectfully decline their offer but they keep calling you. So it’s time for Jack Vale to appear to repay their lovely calls.
Jimmy Stewart !! 👍👍👍😂😂😂
That’s hilarious. I’m surprised she stayed on that long. My wife and I watched and she said I would’ve hung up already. It was only like three mins into it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a customer service agent this is the worse type customer. If you're in telemarketing you can possibly still drop the call (not sure) but in customer service your stuck and bound to loose most of your brain cells...
That is hands down the best mimicked old man voice I've heard, totally natural. How long did you skip drinking water for the extra crackly effect haha.
He sounds like Jimmy Stewart. LOL!
This is very funny. However, telemarketers are just trying to make a buck. Scammers are the ones that should be pounded on!
Agreed! Still very funny though
Telemarketers are actually illegal if you are on the national do not call Registry
Scammers already made everyone not trust their phones anymore, effectively killing the telemarketing industry in the process. As a consequence, most of us no longer make a distinction between the two, and block them all without a thought.
If telling markers are calling people that don’t wanna be called, how are they gonna make a buck?
Thank you Jack!!!! What a wonderful solution to annoying calls. You inspire us.
Jack promised to prank call me if I bought a pooter. I'm still waiting for a prank call...
maybe the prank is that he doesn't call you.... have you ever thought of that!? :)
He lost your number what is it
The prank is he doesn't call
In Hawaii hahahhaa
@@AIversonI 😂
What a performance. He deserves an emmy
It made me smile.good. Do more stuff. We need your humor.
Would you like it still if some other TH-camr does the prank call or does it have to be Jack?
Here Here.👍
Love bingewatching your old stuff while in quarantine. Keep up the content. Be nice when you can get back out on the streets and do more.
Jack! 💗 I received hundreds of calls like that over the last years! Never ever had that idea! 👍 You are a genius! 👍 Greetings from London, UK! 💗
They are on completely two different planets 😂
Love this Jack - just subscribed. Reminded me of a Kevin Nealon prank call when he wants to join a fitness center and he keeps talking over a woman. I love tormenting these callers--usually computer errors, credit card reduced interest car warranty and the dreaded "someone ordered using your Amazon account". Keep up the good work!
Jack Vale: You are a real nut (in a good way)! Your farting videos and this response to telemarketers are so hilarious that I cannot stop laughing. When I need to be uplifted, I always return to your videos for that lift in spirit. Thank you for making my day Jack!!!
Omg I couldn't stop laughing!!! I even woke up my baby from laughing so hard!!!!😂😂😂
I have tears running down my legs🤣🤣🤣😭
I closed my eyes and kept seeing a old version of Hank Hill
Tom Anderson from Beavis and Butthead?
I would have love to hear what the Telemarketing Lady told her colleagues after the call. Jack this is probably one of your best videos... 🤠
This was absolutely precious.
I just want to THANK the telemarketer who called just as I was slipping off to a nice peaceful sleep after an intense cry session over my husband passing away.
I’d rather be unemployed than ever take a job in telemarketing or sales. Sounds miserable. McDonald’s would be better
nah, why should other people have to work so you don't have to? lazy git
Charlie Dallachie
not when you can make good commission/money brother. it all depends on the job you take,don't just grab any job that hires you, do your research . like. .hourly plus commission in lawn care for example , is a great job every job can be frustrating but...also can be fun.people are crazy about their lawns freaking nuts it's comical at times. peace be with you God bless you and your family Charlie. :)
IVE GOTTEN 5 CALLS SINCE YESTERDAY
VETS SCAM CALLS
E Kop
lol hilarious
@@ekop1778 Lol same even on the weekends 8 o'clock right on the dot ofcourse😂 and when I call back it's goes straight to voicemail like do these people want my business or what? LOL
This man is gold.
how to stop scammers* from calling
iliabashel sorry I don’t get it.
Exactly. I make no distinction between the two anymore, as the daily scammers have made everyone not trust their own phones, effectively killing the telemarketing industry in the process.
@@SharonBenson2674 They put a star (*) after the word scammers to replace the word telemarketers instead, in the title
@@DavidWonn Because telemarketer sounds safe, although it is potential fraud
Lmao they blocked my number bc I kept trolling them
PLOT TWIST⛔️ This is Jack Vale’s Real Voice 😂
Dang I thought my eyelash was on my phone screen!!
It ended being your profile picture!!
Bwaahaahaa!!
This was masterfully played!!! Brilliant Jack!
Jimmy Stewart would be damn proud, I tell ya!
This is absolute gold.
You sound EXACTY like my father who is , get this , 82 ! Keep the comedy comin Vale. 😄
Use your BlueTooth , Jack. Much safer
Paulvon128 thank you!
Is it legal to drive on the phone wherever he is driving.
@@dogmachine2406 no, it's illegal in California. Dumb thing to do
"I do what I can and cooperate with different things." 😂
I was watching old videos of you doing this and I liked when you was doing the old person, can you make more is so funny 😂 😂
SchlagerGruß I always watch the old man videos when I need a good laugh. Love them.
Best Jimmy Stewart imitation I've heard !
Great video Jack! Thanks for the laugh after a hard day at work
Thanks David, I appreciate it!
When I get a call from one of these low-lifes, the first thing I do is ask "Are you a telemarketer?" They don't like that. A lot of them will hang up right there. A few, however will deny being a telemarketer. So I allow them to speak their piece until they state what product or service they are offering, and as soon as they mention a payment amount, I interrupt them and say "I thought you said you were not a telemarketer. You are calling me up on the phone and trying to sell me something. Please explain to me in a hundred thousand words or less, how someone who calls me up on the phone and tries to sell me something is NOT a telemarketer?" A few will still deny being a telemarketer. For the really persistent ones, I then say "You're trying to sell me something! Are you or are you not a telemarketer?" They do not like being asked this question. They always hang up by this point. They won't take your number out of their system, but I have had future calls from their number ring once or twice only to hang up before I even answer!
Great idea! Imma try that next time those annoying telemarketers call! Thank you plenty for the belly laugh! Take care Jack!
LMAO I'm surprised she stayed on the phone as long as she did. Haha Jack, this was hilarious!
Very less people talk to us Mr. So we talk with these people 😂
Jack we love ur comedy, put the phone down while driving!
Your talking to Mr. Vale( V A L E ) Vale it's with a V for Victory 🤣
I love what you do too Jack Vale sr.! That was fuckin hilarious!
Best thing I get nowadays is telemarketing calls and private calls are all blocked and reported to me based on every month right from my phone’s carrier.
It's good that you love what you do, because it's hilarious to me!
Just keeps ramblin!😁
We need a jack vale/tom mabe collab!
I agree! And we are planning on it as soon as things calm down!
Hey Jack, i love your vids man. I even have the first edition of the "Pooter", thanks for positive/good clean humor. Much love man, and God Bless! Stay safe and healthy.
Mabe?
@@nathanvanderpool1175 yes,thanks for pointing that out
3:17 "I'm probably talking over your ear I'm sorry" continues to talk over her 😆😆😆
😂😂😂 she like stop jack is not letting scammer take love that 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love the old man voice 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds like John Wayne!🤣😂 Or Jimmy Stewart.
More like Clint Eastwood.
You're a good man Jack, doing the Lord's work.
The young lady in the back was gorgeous. Nice video
Not like a guy like you would have a chance with her, Oscar
Oscar’s a beauty!
It was the singing in the end for me 😂. By this time she would’ve been nuts to still stick around
It’s so funny he’s talking over her constantly 😂😂
Oh man! I loved it!!! I haven't had a good laugh like this for a long time! 🤣 Thank you! 👍🤣
That woman in the back is gorgeous 😍
I absolutely love this! I dont think Id be able to do it without laughing or having one of them swearing on me! You ROCK! 😂
A quick way to have them end their call... just say you’re bankrupt.
That's the best answer for them to put you on the stickiest scam lists, so no...
HONESTLY I LEARNED A LONG TIME AGO!!! IF YOU WANT TO STOP THEM INSTANTLY THE MAGIC WORDS ARE THIS IS A BUSINESS OR ANSWER AS A BUSINESS IF YOU KNOW ITS A TELEMARKETER. REALLY ITS ILLEGAL FOR THEM TO SOLICIT TO A BUSINESS AND WILL HANG UP. SORRY CAPS HUNG UP BUT THERE YOU GO AND YOU ARE WELCOME.
Just speak a different language and they'll hang up
with every chirpy "uh huh"... she was getting more and more pissed... LOL so funny
You've born to make happiness Jack, you've born with fun talent, we love you by far, I hope someday meet you here or after life. Be safe, greetings from Mexico City.
I'm shocked your not calling wallmarts, just to fart on the phone.This good Jack, love ya.👌🏻🔆💾💾📠📞💥👴🏻🛒🛒🛒🛒🗑🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚪🔸📠📞😹💥🔸🖥🔸🖼🔸
'Who is this, now?' freaking hilarious..
Love this guy😂😂😂🥰
I love how you shot this in vertical...you should do more like that