I felt like a pinball after this interview!! It was all over the place...so many unfinished stories and interrupted shifts in the conversation!! Food looked good though!!
She is a female Bert, I think her entire personality is performative. Like that’s just who she is 24/7. Props to the husband, I think I would find that tiring.
I made it 4 minutes. No idea who these people are but after hearing his "elevator pitch" im 100% done with pyramid schemes and social media famous people. Get a fucking real skill
This is my least liked Somethings Burning ep. This female is interrupting/ignoring her husband and putting him down on TV, I don't care to hear their personal drama. She stated many times in the episode her husband won't "let" her do this or that. She was just too much for me.
That's how foundation usually works. It never really matches the rest of their skin tone. Look at any woman's neck or arms with a full face of makeup. You will see.
Yes! A rack on a sheet pan in the oven is perfect. At home I use a frying pan with water almost covering the bacon. It takes longer but it renders the fat evenly without curling the bacon and gives you time to get everything else ready because you don't have to flip it until the water evaporates.
I liek this show bc Bert always lets the guest look good so I get a fair chance of who the guest is, especially when idk the guest and find them only through this
I told my husband if I ever got fat to shoot me...we have since had 6 kids together and I'm very overweight...I work out an hour a day and try to eat right...and just put myself on the backburner for so long. .but my husband is amazing and I'm the pits of my depression, made me look into the mirror and tell myself that people love me, I matter and I love myself( many times that last sentence took an hour to say). He tries to motivate me and never puts me down..hell, he still fucks me like I'm a hot 25 year old. We have been together 20 years and I was so hot when we first met... But I will definitely give the podcast a listen and see if I can get some good tips out of it. Also..on the husband stitch..I had an ob give me thatwithout my consent .It fucked my vagina up and the skin healed terribly..and my husband said it wasn't noticeable.
Ok, so somebody needs to teach Bert how to make mayo, cause the sauce pan is not how its done. You need a tall thin container that just fits the stick blender add all the ingredients, pulse a few times, then hold the button and pull up. What Bert made was a dressing base lol.
The king of taking the conversation over to tell his story, meets the queen of interrupting😂 poor mike
Haha, all I could think was Mike must not get a word in much ever.
Omggg yesss!!
Bert missing her "nightmere" reference at 30:35-ish is pure Bert. I see you girl😂
😂😂😂 I was wondering if anyone else caught this!!
i knoww rightt
Had to hit rewind to make sure I heard it 😂
Came here just for this....I heard it immediately. haha
Dude's hair looks like a lego attachment you'd pop on a character's head
maybe we should take some notes cuz it got him that smoking hot wife of his since age 13
How does someone in the wellness world not cook?
Good question. Influencers being influencers without being useful, as usual.
And drink as much as they brought up.
Rich Nepo babies don’t find it chic to cook for themselves…well known fact
More money than useful skills.
No 💩
I felt like a pinball after this interview!! It was all over the place...so many unfinished stories and interrupted shifts in the conversation!! Food looked good though!!
That's the kind of conversation you get when everyone is full of shit
Yeah wayyyy too much Adderall in this room
I had no idea who this couple was so didn't bother watching when I first saw the video come up, it was actually quite a good episode
Love you Bert - but something just feels off about Lauryn. Didn't feel very genuine.
She is a female Bert, I think her entire personality is performative. Like that’s just who she is 24/7. Props to the husband, I think I would find that tiring.
@TheCrawf28X15 Yeah better off being with a 300 pound chick who has no aspirations hey 😂
Lauryn says nightmeer like Bert lol
bert didnt notice it since he always think thats just how it's pronounced 😂
This podcast episode was a workout in itself
I quite literally *never* saw this mashup coming - but I’m into it! 🤜🏼🤛🏼
Your also Into women being men
How do wellness influencers not know what keto is.
Whos booking these guests? Bring back comedians and artists, this is like TV morning show crap
I made it 4 minutes. No idea who these people are but after hearing his "elevator pitch" im 100% done with pyramid schemes and social media famous people. Get a fucking real skill
13:31 Bert leaving fridge door open lol
Every episode...
He definitely broke the Mayo by adding in all the oil at once 9:30
This is my least liked Somethings Burning ep. This female is interrupting/ignoring her husband and putting him down on TV, I don't care to hear their personal drama. She stated many times in the episode her husband won't "let" her do this or that. She was just too much for me.
If “Comedian” -> watch
If “Wellness Guru” or otherwise -> skip
Hater.
Omg that looks like my family talking at the dinner, litteraly interupting everyone, and nobody ever finishes a sentence
I can’t unsee that her arm isn’t the same color as her face
That's how foundation usually works. It never really matches the rest of their skin tone. Look at any woman's neck or arms with a full face of makeup. You will see.
Lol, Bert talking about putting his finger in his butt as he's spreading shredded cheese on the lettuce...lol
Is that funny? Or just f*cking disgusting!? The internet sucks. 😞
"A Scottish restaurant? Like McDonald's?" LMAO
Try baking the bacon on a sheet pan. Comes out evenly cooked a flat
Yes! A rack on a sheet pan in the oven is perfect. At home I use a frying pan with water almost covering the bacon. It takes longer but it renders the fat evenly without curling the bacon and gives you time to get everything else ready because you don't have to flip it until the water evaporates.
Food looked great. I need some lettuce.
How did Bert not catch her say “nightmEre” lol
I bet he can't wait for mouth tape time
LMAO
I liek this show bc Bert always lets the guest look good so I get a fair chance of who the guest is, especially when idk the guest and find them only through this
Who da fawk is dat guy? 😂
Shrimp lettuce wraps YES
Oh, yes, Bert has finally brought back his Johnny Depp hats and fedoras. I am loving it.
So true about Dave Attell 🎉🙏
she has Whitney Cummings face...
this was a great episode bert, dont listen to these idiots
I loved it.
I told my husband if I ever got fat to shoot me...we have since had 6 kids together and I'm very overweight...I work out an hour a day and try to eat right...and just put myself on the backburner for so long. .but my husband is amazing and I'm the pits of my depression, made me look into the mirror and tell myself that people love me, I matter and I love myself( many times that last sentence took an hour to say). He tries to motivate me and never puts me down..hell, he still fucks me like I'm a hot 25 year old. We have been together 20 years and I was so hot when we first met...
But I will definitely give the podcast a listen and see if I can get some good tips out of it.
Also..on the husband stitch..I had an ob give me thatwithout my consent
.It fucked my vagina up and the skin healed terribly..and my husband said it wasn't noticeable.
Idk this lady but you can tell she's from California
Keto mayo? It's oil and egg lol it's all keto
is Mike a firefighter?
19:30 let's focus on the show please 🥺
Oof. Know your audience.
damn i really wanted the end of the story of the dad about to grab him by his neck and ring it lol
Salut, thanks~ unusual , till next time!📽
This was something so cool and new Bert 😄
Great guests and episode
yeaaaaaaaahhh bert
It’s an 8.5 😂😂❤❤
Mike looks so much like Donald Trump Jr.
Ok, so somebody needs to teach Bert how to make mayo, cause the sauce pan is not how its done. You need a tall thin container that just fits the stick blender add all the ingredients, pulse a few times, then hold the button and pull up. What Bert made was a dressing base lol.
I Hope they told you that their brother in law is a huge fan
She knows exactly what to say for clicks. I clicked….
6:51 Went a little overboard "emulsifying" his ingredients for a million minutes.
He was trying to get mayo incorrectly. It was never going to turn into mayo.
just leaving this as a receipt, they gettin divorced...
"i think headphones are to much EMF for ur ears." Oh she is the worst type of person
exactly... but its ok with iphone/ipad near body... worst type of clueless
Getting terrible vibes from this dude...his sister wife, however, is a lot of fun
Can't stand either of them, honestly. Don't understand how they produce 80 pods
Whats wrong with her lips?
Influencer Bert sucks. This show used to be proper…
Bert is on his way out
Bert loves his snake oil salesmen and women.
Love you Bert!! Maybe one day we can take off our shirts and take a shot together xD
Skinny Bert is interesting
Weird guests... painful.
🎉🎉🎉
I love Bert ❤ cannot relate to this episode at all. Fake ….. people….
Who is the type of person who actually buys tickets to Barts arena shows? We really want to know @podcastcringe
@commentcringe
😂😂😂
yea berts self help book on how to be fat
Couldnt finish their getting caught sex story?????
Berts like i love peole that come from money. Can we make the rich slaves
Berts like i have 0 impulse and drink and smoke.... then calories and meals dont count. Dudes a clown
Mouth taping is highly dangerous lol
I can see who really wears the pants in that relationship
Boring
Hey Bert, what accounts do you follow on IG that inspire you? Looking to be inspired too 🎉
🤮🤮🤮