Something’s Burning S3 E01: Ms Pat & Byron Bowers Make Black People Mashed Potatoes & Talk Crack
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- Something’s Burning S3 E01: Comedians Ms. Pat and Byron Bowers stop by the kitchen where I’m cooking a fancy Ossobuco and some Mashed Potatoes. But they end up schooling me on how to cook potatoes the right way and how to turn cocaine into crack. Plus, Ms. Pat’s a HUGE Olipop fan now!!!
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I've never seen Bert stop talking and pay as much attention to anything as he did when they were telling him how to cook crack. 😭💀
LOL
Ms Pat needs to adopt Bert. He listens to everything she says. Great episode
She’s independent but she’s be perfect as a host on YMH with Tom, Christina, Danny, rob, etc
Can we please get ms Pat a DIY show where she can be real as fuck
YMH studios are MORONS for not immediately funding that. would be the most popular show on youtube
Cooking show!!!!!!!
I would watch that all day.
She’s a Judge!!!!
@@TheWillycrow
Hey 1000% me !❤
The look Pat gave Bert after she used her finger said "a finger in the food isn't a problem, YOUR finger in the food is" 😂
Ms. Pat making those mashed potato's and roasting Bert is epic. so damn funny
Bert cracking black pepper into the lumpy mashed potatoes and Ms. Pat goes, "Alright Bert goddamn you're gonna turn it black." 🤣😂
Something Burning with Ms Pat should be the next show with her fixing Bert's recipes and taking shots at Bert.
"JES_S FCKING CHR|ST!" 💀💀💀
@@TheJaslaf❤❤dj🎉
You know she can cut by the way she use the pot rim to cut the butter
"I thought black people didnt swim bc of civil rights" .......... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Legit possibly the most hilarious thing Bert has ever said, and Ms Pat being there to correct him and tell him whats up made it 10x more funny. Ms Pat is just too great lol
That shit had me dying laughing, thats gonna be my new excuse lmfaoo
He’s right tho 😂😭 when black people would go to the public pools in their neighborhoods it would be destroyed by white people. They would pour chemicals in the water and harass them until they left. You can google it.
“On June 18, 1964, black and white protesters jumped into the whites-only pool at the Monson Motor Lodge in St. Augustine, Fla. In an attempt to force them out, the owner of the hotel poured acid into the pool.”
2:41: 🎤 Two talented comedians reminisce about their early days in Atlanta and their experiences traveling abroad.
5:32: 🎤 The speaker shares their experience of performing at a comedy club and learning from other comedians.
10:50: 😂 Comedian Bert Kreischer discusses cooking oxtail and ossobuco with Pat McAfee.
16:30: 🧠 The speaker discusses their experience performing on the 85 South show and shares their thoughts on different podcasts.
20:46: 🔥 A conversation about selling and making crack cocaine during college.
26:19: 😳 The speaker shares a series of personal anecdotes about being abandoned, having their children taken by the Department of Family Children Services, and their experience with cooking mashed potatoes.
31:32: 🏊 The conversation touches on Mother's Day, cooking potatoes, moving to L.A., swimming, and racism in different places.
37:19: 🎙 The speaker discusses various topics including race, traveling, and his career as a comedian.
42:23: 🏚 The speaker talks about their interest in DIY shows and their experience buying and renovating a house.
51:22: 👩🍳 In this video, Pat and her guest try a dish called ossobuco and enjoy it.
55:42: 🎤 Comedian talks about his upcoming tour and promotes his shows in Louisville and Indianapolis.
Recap by Tammy AI
Bert grabs raw meat, then grabs the pan, opens a drawer ,pulls out a spatula, drys his hands on a towel ,then washes his hands 😂😂
I caught that too but he used a paper towel to dry his hands immensely after
HIS A*--- CROSS CONTAMINATED EVERYTHING HE TOUCHED ...... YOU CAN TELL HE'S NOT USED TO WASHING HIS HANDS BEFORE COOKING , EATING......I WOULDN'T EAT A DAMN THING HE COOKED UNLESS I'M THERE EYEBALLING HIM (JUST LIKE PAT DID) AND GIVING OUT INSTRUCTIONS......... 👌🏾😊💯💯💯💯💯😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
@@leighleigh747HE DIDN'T WASH HIS HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS NOR DID HIS USE ENOUGH SOAP🤔🤔🤔🤔😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳💯💯💯💯
We need Ms. Pat with the lady from Big Bang Theory.
Didnt want google her name, no? 😂
Kayley cocoa powder
ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY 💀🤣💀🤣💀
Anyone from but bang theory can’t handle miss pat
Is that not a done episode already? Maybe im mistaken with the cabin show
Every podcast or youtube episode with Ms. Pat is HYSTERICAL!!! Best internet guest ever. Laughed loud several times.
So True! She elevates "the funny" on every platform/show I've seen....Thanks Ms. Pat...see you in Houston!! ❤❤❤
Ms Pat keeps Bert in line. 😅
We need a bert and ms pat cooking show. where she just steps into fix about talk shit
I think they both should cook the same thing side by side n have people vote on who’s better.
😂😂😂😂
the whole crack section is wild for multiple reasons, but my favorite is just how bert is reacting to their stories like he's watching the discovery channel lolol
Ms pats mashed potato take over is great, please more Ms pat
Ms Pat 😂 aint putting up with nonsense lol
As a darkskin black man with two lightskin parents, Bert poses a valid question. Often I’m asked if I’m adopted
Yeah most of the time someone in the family is dark. My bff is really red but he mom and dad are darkskin and her younger sister is dark also. Her great grandmother was really bright though. Genetics is amazing
I would love to see MS. Pat and Joey Coco Diaz on Something's Burning. Or on the couch with Bert. All three of them have such high energy and just say whatever the fuck they want. It would Hilarious 😂
Bart wouldn't let them talk...
Bert doesn't fit in with them. He's a giddy HS kid in all situations. Even when it's his tour or gig
th-cam.com/video/F15tRvPy49E/w-d-xo.html Pat & Joey are two of the best 🔥😂
@Ruckus333 and he keeps those tours and gigs sold out
I think that would be an amazing idea!! Pat and Joey could tell stories for days!
*ms Pat and Bert need a cooking show together* just her yelling at him to bring her things while he’s trying to drink and talk about himself
😂😂😂
Am with you !!!
The Ms. Pat & Bert friendships is one of my favorites
Ms Pat is the BEST podcast guest ever. No one comes close!!
“Wait wait wait, Stacey, don’t walk away. She’s asking you a question. Do you remember when you were young, and your cliterious could do that?”
I’m crying laughing for real, that shit had me in stitches!
Omg Ms Pat please make this diy home improvement into your new youtube channel. You'd have SOOO many followers ❤
[4:12] The only line of Snoop's even close to "dropping bombs like potatoes" is "dropping bombs like platoon" from Serial Killa, which I listened to btw... &I have no fuckin idea how Brent hear "potato"🤣🤣☠
Ms.Pat and Bill Burr are my spirit animals for hard times and difficult choices.
Bert’s face when they were explaining how to make crack was the face of an addict finding a new fix 🤣 wait till he finds out it’ll make him skinny as a stick too
My mind went to he’s thinking that said sounds easy why don’t we just sell crack.
"I just added crack into my workouts. I'm feeling healthy as fuck"
Not necessarily. Remember Rob Ford?
I’m glad someone told Bert to wash his hands, lol. He rubs his nose, licks his fingers, etc and doesn’t wash his hands. usually
I know that kills me!! I watched the tony hawk episodes a bit ago but Bert licked some food off his fingers an moaned then went and touched tony hawk’s food an you could see tony made a face an I cringed so hard! It so kills me when he does that! Im glad someone finally agrees!! 😂😂
I absolutely love love Miss Pat ❤she’s hilarious and so much fun luv if that laugh. Hello friends 🫠💕
Ms.Patt is the first person to tell Bert to wash his hands while making the food lol
no cap
Ms. Pat and Brent need a podcast together. Great team, and Pat is one of the few people Bert actually lets talk. LMAO!
Ms Pat has such great chemistry with Bert. Total opposites but make each other so much funnier.
THIS GUY AIN'T USED TO COOKING.... REAL TALK , HE'S A MANS MAN ... HIS WIFE PROBABLY DOES MOST OF THE COOKING OR THEY EAT OUT QUITE A BIT , DELIVERY SERVICES 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ms. Pat went from "Bert, you don't know what you're doing!" to, "Bert, give me a fork!" 😂
Ms. Pt is such a great person! Her personality alone is hilarious in the best way possible
YMH presents Ms. Pat "Lets fix this shit."
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. Please someone show Bert how to use a kitchen knife. This show has been going on far too long ppl 😂
Ms Pat is a national treasure 😂😂😂
Ms Pat fixing Bert's cooking is THE SHOW!
Ms Pat is always a good time.
Bert “The Reason I’m Gaining Weight Is Because Of Liquid Death” Kreischer
Yea, not all the alcohol & food he consumes, it’s the sparkling water that’s putting him over the edge 😂😂
Ms Pat so pretty. Her face card never declines.
I did not want this episode to end!!
Burt actually taking notes how to make crack lol
His PR team has to sweat every time he goes on air
I love how he washes his hands then coughs in them then touched God haha I love Bret krechner
I was surprised to hear Ms Pat say she didn't initially think 85 South watchers would be part of her fan base. Her first appearance on there is how I learned of her & instantly became a fan! 🤣 She was so real & I couldn't stop laughing. One of my favorite 85 guests & comediennes ❤️
Ms Pat taking over the mashed potatoes, is fucking hilarious!
The look on Ms. Pat & Byron's face at 35:41 😂
Bert & Ms. Pat are 2 of my favorites so the two of them together just blow my mind. Love it! 😂😂
Notice how Ms.Pat, and Tiffany Haddish were quick to call out Bart's lack of sanitization? Also his cooking skills. They're my kinda people. He always brings it home though.❤️
Yes !!! He was making me nervous!!! 😂
I love when the guest are hilarious, comedians 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Dear Ms. Pat, washing the meat, any kind, does not in ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, clean the meat. But you know what does clean the meat? The 350 degrees of heat. It kills every bacteria known to exist in meat.
That’s correct but it’s more of a mental need to wash meat
I love when the guests get involved in the cooking! Not even because they want to, but because they think Bert is gonna screw it up 🤣
Dr. Drew was correct about Bert. It's noticeable that he is gaining weight. Everyone can see it now, right?
This episode is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
LMFAO I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew there was no way they were gonna let Bert fix food for them without washing his gotdamn hands
Everything that Bert n ms pat make together are some of the best stuff out there and never fail to make me die from lol
I'd watch a DIY show hosted by Ms.Pat ANY DAY
I think this is my favorite one yet!!!..I love Ms. Pat yes I am a crack baby n have been following Bert since Secret Time!!!..this had me over here crying 😂!!
I love Ms. Pat finally telling him to wash his butt hands. Omggggg she really understood us being upset like nails on a chalkboard
Then she tries the food with her fingers..
Y'all ain't the only ones. South Louisiana checking in.
YMH Studios, partner with MsPat for her DIY show. She’s Hilarious 😂
Burt names every black person he knows.
I was waiting for him to talk about the lunch lady at his elementary school. lol!
Ms. Pat is the best!
“It’s biblical to eat baby lamb “
Lmfao, everyone interprets it differently
That and they overlooked that veal is meat from the calve (usually a male) of a cow. Lamb are young sheep. Totally different meat.
Veal is baby beef.... in Canada, it's any side of beef weighing less then 150kg.
@@BillWood2791 In the US anything under 750lbs and nine months old can be veal. They're almost always males because farmers keep females for dairy or breeding. Surplus males are sold after birth. There is also a subcategory of veal in the US called bob veal. Those are calves that are slaughtered at less than 150 lbs. Mostly used for hides and boneless veal cuts in restaurants.
How is Georgia House Bill 324 and Georgia House Bill 213 going in the Third Quarter Fiscal Year 2024? I pray to have my Amendment Proposal approved for a Class 1 license.
Happy birthday Ms. Pat!!
I love you Ms. Pat❤❤❤❤❤ I definitely would have been the only one in the crowd laughing at that Duran Duran joke 😂😂😂
Who started cutting onions when they started singing happy bday
Well done Bert looks delicious and Ms Pat seemed happy. I enjoyed this one.
I have watched this show since day one...never have I laughed so hard. Thank you Miss Pat for you being at Somethings Burning. Love you boss lady
This show should win awards. Brilliant concept and every episode has you crying in laughter. 😂😂😂
Ms. Pat, as a certified 85%er, WE LOVEEEE YOUUUU!!!! The 85 South Show is for ppl who watch white comics podcast just because you’re on it!!! 😂 sorry Burt ion know you kid…. But y’all had me rolling 😂
20 zones per key.. This is how dealers take advantage of underprivileged youth lacking proper education
Love Ms Pat !!! Such a good episode!!
Bert saying "It's good right" like black folk had me laughing😭😭😭😭
I fucking love Ms pat!!!!
Bert has a cough, please get that checked, the fans need Bert healthy 🙂
Bert *Talking to black people
*Let me bring up the only black person I know so I look cool...
Damn....Bert, your killing it! Loving watching this channel.Keep up the good work Bro!
Watching Bert be so honestly interested in making crack.
I'm a simple man. I see Ms. Pat. I watch.
Hearing bert chew and eat is the most misophonia triggering thing on the planet
Bert I think you should get a gage on yo black demographic cause we fuck with you
Nah most black people use heaving whipping cream lol I like my mash potatoes thick and creamy
Anyone else driven insane when he left that fridge open?
Snoop says I drop bombs like Hiroshima loll, how did you get potatoes from that Bert? loll
Ms. Pat and Bert need their own show
WE NEED THE MACHINE ON THE 85SOUTH ……
85%ERS AM I RIGHT or am I right?????
This was awesome 🤣🤣I had to em rewind the mashed potatoes part about 4 times that took me out !!
ShoutOut to Byron with the 85 South merch on
Byron is very concise.
Best show ever! Thanks bert
How are Berts hands so dirty, but hers somehow are not?
She knows where her hands have been
@monkeywang9972 the 2 gentleman sharing the meal do not know where her hands have been or not been.
It has more to do with the fact that when you enter the kitchen and you're cooking and touching things, your hands should be clean. She wasn't cooking or preparing food, initially, but she also should have washed her hands. 😂
Their face with the “Black Folk” potatoes.😂😂😂😂
WOW ber5 having someone out FAT him on his own pod is a first!
i am almost 100% sure that the stand up bert named is anthony clark from yes dear on cbs. i just watched that show and the beats of how he said it line up with everything. i looked Anthony Clark up and he was never married so im pretty sure from lip reading and how he said it that is who bert is talking about.
Exactly what I thought!
You know the food was good when ms.pat finally stfu for a couple minutes 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂God Bless Ms. Pat. Someone finally told Bert to wash his hands! 🤣#OneLove
Bert..... You speak of salt and pepper.... There used to be a restaurant in my hometown (Anna Maria Island) in Florida called Mr. Bones, that WOULD NOT give you any condiments whatsoever! They said the food is perfect the way it is....
I love ms. Pat and Bert together ❤ like if they did a show or podcast I’d love it.
The part where she tried to teach Bert how to make mashed potatoes sends me!😂
I love ms pat. She's hilarious and so beautiful.