@@Nevecus ya mean like one of them cursed imagine with people inside amazon prime boxes. or that one image of the guy with a latex penguin mask and a lightsaber stuck in a hexagonal table
This has happened to me where I couldn't find Majima throughout the game. I did other things beat the story and still didn't find him. Till a year later when I got back on and found him under a giant traffic cone lol
I know this comment's a year old, but I just wanted to say, I got curious and tried google translating "KIRYU CHAN DOKO YA!?" and got "Airflow-chan, where! ??"
I can imagine this as a Majima Everywere thing, were Nishida calls you. He talks about a big party they all had around the city, but Majima went missing the next day. Nishida asks you to look for Majima in different locations and when you get to the arcade this happens
Majima doesn't HIDE from Kiryu, he just happens to be in the same place as him often! And while wearing a costume... Or just... Crouching in an alley. Totally not looking for him, I tell you!
How would he even fit into the ufo catcher prize hole if Kiryu tried to catch him? Are the kids at the arcade okay after seeing a whole grown man stuck inside the crane game? What would happen if Majima turned into a microorganism in there? So many questions...
“Kiryu-chan this isn’t a joke, the door is stuck, I can’t get out, My phone’s battery is dead so I can’t call Nishida and I’ve lost all feeling in my left ass cheek”
Alternate version where he about to get majima out then majima says his prize is fighting him to which kiryu goes to the clerk to have him change out the prizes
Ok so I thought about my idea a lot this past months and I thought of the different locations. Purgatory: You ask the receptionist of the coliseum about Majima and he tells you he was fighting yesterday, but he haven't seen him afterwards and tells you to ask to the homeless people around the park. Eventually you talk to one and tells you about Majima going to "roll good times" (Bowling alley). Bowling alley: When you get there, the whole place is trashed... You ask the attendant what happened and she says "Some crazy guy got mad because he couldn't get a turkey! Such a childish behavior!... But well, he did seem kinda odd" You asked what was of him and she mentions that the odd looking guy said something about "blowing some steam off in the cages" (Bating cages). Bating cages: You arrive and the manager of the cages is on the floor frustrated because "Some guy won all the damn prices without working a sweat! I thought the guy was a famous baseball player, but with a look like that he would be world famous!" You ask about the guy he mentioned and he says "he ran down Teather center with the prices, I don't know what was of him, I wouldn't mess with him after what I saw" And well, you arrive in Theater center, you walk to the Sega arcade an this.
If you just gave me the audio and subtitles, i could be completely convinced this a secret majima everywhere fight. . Tweak the dialogue and give majima a jumbo Bun-chan outfit and he's in the game.
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When you say "Maybe later" to a sub story but never come back
Me to the mahjong substory in Kiwami 2
@@FickleNickel same I refuse to have anything to do with it
Guys, just use the cheat piece. You just get an instant win with that.
@@Casshio what's the cheat piece
@@FungalFury A lucky mahjong tile.
Majima got the Jumbo BunChan...but at the cost of his freedom.
a necessary sacrifice
Worth it
@@FickleNickel The things we do to 100% a game
Majima Bunchan
Obviously, it was a selfish deed
imagine if this was a sidestory and you didn't do it, majima would be in a claw machine for the rest of the game
That's what he gets for stalking Kiryu
Majima Everywhere gets disabled until you complete the substory
We all know he would break out and use it as an excuse to fight Kiryu lmao
@@skullhammer9899 He'd just smash his arms and legs out of the machine and make himself a claw machine mecha.
@@Nevecus ya mean like one of them cursed imagine with people inside amazon prime boxes. or that one image of the guy with a latex penguin mask and a lightsaber stuck in a hexagonal table
Why does this feel like an actual Yakuza substory
Because it is
@@MariusBoss11458 when
@@treadmill1383 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
@@childnamedfinger Damn son
@@childnamedfinger damn, no need to resort to violence here🤣
Why can I see this actually happening
Who's to say it hasn't happened already?
majima
Yeah this could definitely be a legit substory from the game lol.
Because it's Yakuza. And trust me, weirder things have happened. (Thinks back to the baby sidequest from Yakuza 2)
This has happened to me where I couldn't find Majima throughout the game. I did other things beat the story and still didn't find him. Till a year later when I got back on and found him under a giant traffic cone lol
Side story: Quite a catch
MAJIMA EVERYWHERE: QUITE A CATCH
Yakuza Kiwami guitar substory start sound effect*
Who wouldn’t jump at the chance to win your own majima (edit: so like shimano?)
Im pretty sure he wouldn’t take kindly to someone other than kiryu owning him
I would
I took "Everyone wants a piece of me" to a whole new level!
he *will* stab you if you aren't kiryu-chan, and if you are, he'll ask for consent before stabbing you
@@LowIntSpecimen Correct.
I love how it sounds like they’re actually having a genuine conversation
I'm glad you say that, that means it works!
It's even worse than being tortured for an entire year
Being stuck in a crane machine does sound like torture
@@FickleNickel But even worse: your Kiryu-chan refuses to help you!
Well that's a gem boi
The video, Kiryu, or Majima? I mean yes to all three
The panicked "Kiryu-chan" at the end
I am deceased
Majima later died from dehydration
the Majima family held the service in the Sega center
Oh no
Well yes, he died from no food and water he probably did have oxygen but im not sure
I expected that time majima screamed, "KIRYU CHAN DOKO YA!?"
Ah, that is also a good choice... Maybe I'll use it on another shitpost, thanks!
@@FickleNickel I feel honored to be able to influence a yakuza shitpost :)
I know this comment's a year old, but I just wanted to say, I got curious and tried google translating "KIRYU CHAN DOKO YA!?" and got "Airflow-chan, where! ??"
Wait Kiryu chan!~ ♥️♥️♥️
....
....
Kiryu chan?
KIRYU CHAN!
*K I R Y U C H A N*
Yeah, Majima never got out.
Don't worry, he gets out... eventually.
@@FickleNickel Kiryu comes back after a week and finally gets Majima out.
And gets revenge on kiryu.
Eventually majima stopped thinking
The one we see is one of his clones forced to make a living as the real majima.
POV: You tried to raise the Doll Girl's friendship
Pink bunchan.
I can imagine this as a Majima Everywere thing, were Nishida calls you.
He talks about a big party they all had around the city, but Majima went missing the next day.
Nishida asks you to look for Majima in different locations and when you get to the arcade this happens
Funniest part is that wouldn't even be the weirdest encounter in the Majima Everywhere system
I think it'd be great if Kiryu just gets tired and refuses to do it, and once you get out of sight of the Hi-tech's entrance Majima breaks the glass.
Instead of hunting you down, you have a minigame to try and pick Majima up and drop him in the chute, then he fights you.
This fandom is a gift
I hope one day they add a plushie of him in a future game
Or irl as merch
I was gonna die if he started singing Cinderella at all
I was expecting him to, sadly no.
Saejima walks up to the UFO catcher
"Again!? This is the third time this month, bro!"
The fact that Majima never appeared in one surprises me
Best of all this is something that could've legit been a Majima Everywhere event
Majima tried to hide from Kiryu, but now he’s stuck.
Majima doesn't HIDE from Kiryu, he just happens to be in the same place as him often! And while wearing a costume... Or just... Crouching in an alley. Totally not looking for him, I tell you!
@@FickleNickelor standing on a building,not waiting for someone specific of course
Unlike most “with subtitles” videos, this is actually accurate
I absolutely adore how calmly Majima is talking, it's so rare and at the same time sort of relaxing-
How would he even fit into the ufo catcher prize hole if Kiryu tried to catch him? Are the kids at the arcade okay after seeing a whole grown man stuck inside the crane game? What would happen if Majima turned into a microorganism in there? So many questions...
You ask too many questions.
oh.... micro majima 🥺❤️
@@KaregoAt imagine... The Yakuza cast but they're microorganisms 😳❤️
@@KaregoAt microjima
Thats a long substory
Kiryu straight up left Majima to drown after he got shot as well so this not out of character
“Kiryu-chan this isn’t a joke, the door is stuck, I can’t get out, My phone’s battery is dead so I can’t call Nishida and I’ve lost all feeling in my left ass cheek”
0:40 Metal gear solid game over screen but it's majima instead
Kiryu, going back to the SEGA center to pick up Majima: Kept you waiting huh
Its just "Wait don't fucking leave me here. Get me out now. WAIT I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK YOU WOULD JUST WALK AWAY HELP ME!"
@@FickleNickel *Majima after getting out, makes finger guns:* "You're pretty good." *[Proceeds to pass out]*
The Yakuza community has godlike shitposts lmfao. It's also been one of the more friendly fandoms which is a huge plus!
Majima’s flirting skills are great for someone who likes crazy people like him.
Alternate version where he about to get majima out then majima says his prize is fighting him to which kiryu goes to the clerk to have him change out the prizes
Could've worked as a legit Majima Everywhere encounter honestly
I want to win him!!
Who doesn't?
@@FickleNickel Kiryu-chan
I half excited him to yell,
“YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT!”
No, he's sleeping on the ufo catcher.
Wait did you mean Kiryu or Majima
Well doesn’t matter, he’s stuck in there forever, kiryu can sleep wherever he pleases peacefully now
The Majima Everywhere System... He is really everywhere
I know this didn't happen... but it did now. It happened off screen. It's now canon in my head
It's canon in mine too
And then he started singing 24-hour Cinderella on loop until Kiryu came back, the end.
If only Majima had some sort of blunt object on his person that he could use to smash the windows or something.
So unfortunate 😔
When "Majima Everywhere" goes wrong. But at least now we know what he was doing during Yakuza 6.
I don't wanna talk about how many times I've replayed this. Don't look at me.
Knowing how goofy the substories are in Yakuza games this could actually be one and it wouldn't surprise me
About get myself a hot demon aka majima in that ufo catcher instead
you know i would LOVE me some majima plushies
Ask the attendant behind the counter to change the prizes out, and he somehow crams Saejima in there too.
Genius
"KYODAI, HELP ME OUTTA THIS DAMN THING"
Try it again and they stick the bear in there with them.
''....Hi, Kiryu-san.''
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY CHANGE
Kiryu doesn't want to Recieve You
This is so incredibly on brand for the series. Pure gold, really xD
This honestly feels natural like this is actually canon
the sad(?) part is, is that this feels like a legitimate interaction that should've happened between the two
Why is this too cute
Kiryu-chan? Kiryu-chan!? KIRYU-CHAN!?
I love how he gets more panicked as he realizes Kiryu is just gonna leave him there.
Ok so I thought about my idea a lot this past months and I thought of the different locations.
Purgatory: You ask the receptionist of the coliseum about Majima and he tells you he was fighting yesterday, but he haven't seen him afterwards and tells you to ask to the homeless people around the park. Eventually you talk to one and tells you about Majima going to "roll good times" (Bowling alley).
Bowling alley: When you get there, the whole place is trashed... You ask the attendant what happened and she says "Some crazy guy got mad because he couldn't get a turkey! Such a childish behavior!... But well, he did seem kinda odd" You asked what was of him and she mentions that the odd looking guy said something about "blowing some steam off in the cages" (Bating cages).
Bating cages: You arrive and the manager of the cages is on the floor frustrated because "Some guy won all the damn prices without working a sweat! I thought the guy was a famous baseball player, but with a look like that he would be world famous!" You ask about the guy he mentioned and he says "he ran down Teather center with the prices, I don't know what was of him, I wouldn't mess with him after what I saw"
And well, you arrive in Theater center, you walk to the Sega arcade an this.
what is this, where in the world is Majima Goro?
I would pay so much money to have this sub story as real dlc
This looks like it could actually be in the game
Majima is so cute dude i-😭
majima didnt wink, he blinked
Majima wanted to teach Kiryu The Essence of UFO Catching
*Majima Everywhere Engine..*
Majima is such a smooth talker :D
I was really hoping we were gonna get to hear Kiryu try to get him out by playing the crane game
When i see that majima winked i couldn't do anything but laugh
how would that even work? would he close half of his eye?
This is a masterpiece
This is something that will definitely happen in the games
This could have been an actual encounter in Yakuza Kiwami and nobody would have batted an eye.
Some say he’s still stuck in there today
0:27 the subtitles says "wink" but it wasn't just him normally blinking?
...shit
hmmmmmmmm
actually wouldn't that just be him all the time
@@henrydynan83 yes, Majima is constantly winking at Kiryu
*I get the picture*
i am disturbed to say this perfectly loops
I missed this majima everywhere event
How the hell do you even-
Actually, who am I kidding. It's Majima we're talking about.
He went for the bun chan didnt he.
Guys?....Hello?...I'm still stuck in this Damn UFO catcher!
After Kiryu(chan) left, Majima sang Cinderella 24 Hours so keep himself entertained.
How could majima wink if he only has one eye?
I- well uh... it's the thought that counts!
Majima everywhere in a nutshell
why does he say "wait kiryu-chan~" in such a cute way lmao
If you just gave me the audio and subtitles, i could be completely convinced this a secret majima everywhere fight.
.
Tweak the dialogue and give majima a jumbo Bun-chan outfit and he's in the game.
He carries that bat everywhere. It’s like a service dog to him, he needs it to keep himself calm
Majima with the bat, didnt use it cuz he wanted kiryu to save him
Omg this is gold I'm laughing so hard
Damn biggest prize ever
Majima is such a cute toy
majima everywhere turned into majima in there
This leaked Lost judgment substory looks great!
D-don't leave the poor guy in here
He really is everywhere.
This is canon. Change my mind.
The substory with the name "the made prize of shimano crane game" ahhh the memories truly my favorite yakuza kiwami 24 substory
Substory failed.
Majima starves to death.
Nonsense. He can eat the other plushies
@@FickleNickel But how long will it last?
he is ok he can break the glass with his bat
I really envisioned this playing about another way ......shhhhhh
this is what happened in between 0 and kiwami
I'll get him out, except it involves me paying the machine expensively ^^
Now then someone get me a bat ^^
It's what he would've wanted
@@FickleNickel yaaaaaay ^^
0:41
"Snake are you ok?
Snake?!
*SNAAAAAAAKEEEEE!!!!!"*
step bro I´m stuck
What would've made this a masterpiece is if Majima sang 24 hour cinderella for a minute before the video ends
I'm CRyiNg
No, don't cry D:
@@FickleNickel It's a masterpiece
I feel bad for Majima-san :(
Don't be, he brought this upon himself
Majima is truly everywhere
(After you free him he fights you as always, and Majima figures start appearing in UFO catchers)
Imagine then this one kid catching majima with the claw and he gets stuck in the prize hole