@@ethanstoliker9061 I mean fat, not obese dude, and still depending on their power it could actually be interesting seeing how they handle something like that
@Ethan Stoliker What if they have an ability or tool that helps them with that? Like a hoverboard for example. And they don't need to be some A lister mega star, they can be a c lister street fighter and still work.
Gramps wanted to know everything about the internet so he can have the knowledge to close his tabs. He drank some experimental internet juice but his body doesn’t absorb anything and so it goes to the poophole where it turns into gas due to the temperature. He wants to do the classic ‘pull my finger’ prank on his grandson and farted out the experimental internet gas. Screentime then breathed it all in and became the internet hero we know today. Grandpa was unable to breathe it in because he was unable to smell.
So basically: -Augustine Gloop with a bag of holding. -Nerfed Elsa -Skynet/The Patriot's AI/Ultron but in an easily found and destroyed human body. -A low tier team dependant tank build. -A Twilight-esque fanfic's main character.
Actually, Quaranteen sounds like a good B-list villain for Static Shock. Like, give him a hazmat suit and the ability to make other people very ill... The subplot would involve Static wanting to get out of taking a big test by faking a cold or something. Actually, a guy capable of giving poeple the plague would be scary. Also Screentime could've easily made sense by making it instead of "internet gas" its nanobots. Like the Fog from Young Justice. Nanobots, its literally that easy...
@@collectorking6204 To expand on my idea (I literally came up with all this with only about 10 minutes of thought): Screentime's grandfather was a government contracter charged with creating a way to remotely hack enemy servers. He creates a bunch of nanomachines that are able to jack into any wireless signal, allowing them to theoretically be capable of accessing any secure private server by simply connecting directly to the signal. While they were still in an expiramental phase where they were simply connected to the local internet and being tested via streaming the data to a personal laptop, Screentime ends up inhaling some of them after he knocks over a cannister when snooping around his grandfather's lab. They end up integrating with his brain through his bloodstream, enhancing his intelligence and giving him the same abilities as the nanobots themselve. It turns him into the ultimate hacker, capable of connecting to any wireless signal and permanately hooking him up to the internet, where he has ultimate authority to browse as he pleases, no passwords needed. Need access to some majorly classified information in order to bring a criminal to justice? Simply stand across the street from the Pentagon and hook up to the Secretary of Defense's personal server. Change his name to Anon. He's the teams support, a la DC's Oracle and give him a full-on Tron suit, with some modifications to avoid copyright. For B-Negative, go the Blade combined with Tokyo Ghoul route and have him retain a mostly human appearance except for a single glowing red eye that he keeps hidden under his fringe. Give him immunity to your normal vampiric weaknesses but make his vampiric powers weaker than a fullblooded would be. Add in a massive power-up whenever he consumes the blood of another vampire at the cost of some of his humanity. Lastly, change his name to something less cheesy like Revenant and make him more punk or emo, less edgy vampire. He's the team's stealth specialist, capable of blending into shadows and silently clearing out a room of hostiles. Expand on Trailblazer's backpack thing, and give her the raiment of some obscure Messenger God of Travel from the arctic or something who is the actual identity of her grandfather. On top of the backpack, give her hiking boots that allow her to move swiftly like the wind, a suit that protects her from harm and enhances her physical attributes, a pair of googles that allows her to see great distances and through anything that would obscure her vision plus anything else hiking related you can think of, like an indestructible climbing rope that works like Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth, minus the truth part. Call her Venture and make her the team's Auxilary Support/Heavy Hitter. Lastly, for Snowflake and Safespace make it to where Snowflake can make any weapon by crystalizing the water in the air to form ice, but unless they're in some crazily humid placr like Florida, they aren't really able to make them sturdy enough to work as actual barriers. Sure, they might be able to stop a bullet or two, but most heavy hitters will only be slowed down at best, but that's where Safe Space comes in. Expand on the jock thing and make him like 6 1/2 feet tall with a very well defined musculature from working out all the time. His barriers, while being virtually indestructible, don't have very many offensive capabilities so he makes up for it by knowing boxing or something and encasing his hands in barriers so that the enemy is getting punched by an indestructible fist. They work best together, with Safe Space covering up Snowflakes lack of defense while Snowflake makes up for his lack of offense. Even make their personalities complete opposites, with Snowflake being cold and standoffish and Safe Space friendly and outgoing. Call them Coldfront and The Human Bunker and change their custumes to full bodysuits with fur around the collar, wrists and ankles of Coldfront and give The Human Bunker designs like a varsity jacket. Make then the team's Tag Team DPS and Tank.
Mf is legit coming up with better character concepts in less than a day than the entire Marvel writing team over the course of who knows how long. Respect
I'm a nerdy, chubby woman and I'd almost certainly look like Chuck Norris next to him 😹 Actually if I stood next to him I'd probably pass out because the stench of soy coming off of him would smother me
I really actually thought Snowflake and Safespace were satire at first and didn't believe they were real Marvel characters, so when someone showed me proof they weren't clever satire from someone on the Internet, I actually choked on my tea laughing
@@ЛукаТрусенёв-й9я Snowflake is commonly used as an insult towards people who are easily offended, and safe-space sounds like an insult towards transgender/non-binary people, by saying that they need to be kept safe from the real world. Hope this helps.
Marvel didn’t learn its lesson from Snowflake and Safespace now that they got a new one named Pity Girl…she basically tries to cripple bad guys with (lol) “sad” stories about her miserable life!
that actually sounds like a joke hero I'd make along with The Winner: he wins at everything even though he does nothing or fails he just declares himself the winner The Arm: literelly just an arm Raptor: he's a guy with one really long fingernail Consent Guy: he just says stuff like "you can't do that!", "that's illegal!" and "that's wrong!" to the bad guys and the classic villains: Dr. Elipsis: he dramatically pauses a lot The Living Stew: he's a guy who turned into stew Pine Tree: he wears a spikey suit made of pine needles
I usually am partially conflicted when I criticise this sort of stuff. But since not even the target audience can take Twilight Fanboy, Dora the Explorer, Boomer Internet and the trigger Twins serious, I will take my time to laugh my lungs into oblivion. I will be shocked if this actually gets published. God I dont even want to imagine what the story looks like.
@@justsomewritingfan2202 "Trigger Twins" would be a good name for a trigger-happy pair of gun-toting twins who shoot everything all the time... sometimes even each other.
How screentime got his powers makes less sense then how freakazoid got his powers, never thought i would say that freakazoid getting his powers makes more sense then a real marvel character
What makes it worse is Freakazoid was intended to be weird and wacky. It was in his name. However, Screentime (presumably) was meant to be taken seriously, so when Kibblesmith proposes such an absurd concept whilst demanding we take it seriously, all it does is make him look like a clown who has no idea how to write superheroes, and Bruce Timm a man who understands how to create fun at endearing characters, even if they are total bonkers
Thankfully B-Negative rarely got mentioned, because asides from his shitty name and a biiiiiit of his character design, he's not really that bad, like he's got actually decent superpowers. It's just a shame he had to be lumped in with these other fucks; if he wasn't, he might've stood a chance. Screentime also could have been ok if internet gas/powers weren't things and he wasn't just a phone with legs; maybe he could've been involved in a virtual reality accident where his consciousness was deployed into a body made purely out of digital data and his powers could involve him infiltrating digital spaces for stuff like hacking. Maybe still not the most interesting, but they could've atleast given him something cooler and more interesting like all of that secret shady stuff and not just shit you can do on the Android my parents got for me at Walmart last summer (true story). Also not entirely sure why he had to be Asian, I think making him a generic white dude would've made for some ridiculous satire of western culture (plus I just wanna say he's attractive, I hate my life). Also, your laughing is bliss, so thank you for that
Well they are creatively bankrupt and ironically for people that boast about how "diverse" and "inclusive" they are it turns out that they are exactly the opposite. And you'r welcome.
Yeah, I think Screentime has a pretty cool design, but he definitely seems like a "first draft" to me when you take his story into consideration. It's a pretty cool concept, having an Internet/AI enabled cyborg, but even with all that potential I definitely think the execution wasn't right. "Internet gas" doesn't really make any sense, how would it turn him into a cyborg? Those two characters need to be taken out of that lineup and put in their own story that's nowhere near Kibblesmith.
This popped up in my recommended. I like watching comic videos every now and then. I was not disappointed. (Though I am disappointed with the garbage that Marvel has been pumping out, along with Disney.)
People who are as old as Daniel Kibble smith: "BOOOO!" daniel:but- "BOOO!YOU RUINING OUR CHILDHOOD!" "THEY NEED TO FIRE YOU" I'm siding with the guys who hate the comic
You could even make a good story out of Heroes that got their powers through stupid reasons and are just not good or well received in their own universe in comparison to other heroes. And they themselves are uncomfortable with their own abilities, due to really wanting to be heroes. It could be quite a humorous story about them just not getting jobs and getting sidelined due to their aliases, abilities etc. Sadly that would need a good author to write, that is actually able to create characters further than their first concepts.
Enough is enough! I'm tired of SJWs taking every form of fiction and fun, and turning into something so toxic and disgusting it makes the Elephants Foot look like health food
You see saying no means you told them something negative without their consent. Cue cancel culture! 2023 ppl really need to have the balls to draw a line in the sand
They'll throw away a loyal fanbase just to capture a woke niche market that only wants their beliefs and ideals in things but won't actually buy or read them. Like I've said they do Representation without Characterization
Let’s go through these characters one at a time, Trailblazer: As an overweight person, just no… sure, it’s great for female characters to have some meat on their bones, BUT SHE COULD LITERALLY NOT DO ANYTHING IN A FIGHT. This chick can’t run, jump, or bend over. Christ. Screentime: Internet gas? Really??? Also, that visor was ripped off of like, five other marvel characters. Snowflake: Non-binary representation is great! The character design on the other hand? No thanks. Safe space: As previously stated in the video, that man is useless when fighting one on one. Also, character design is literally the most boring thing ever… The twins in general: WTF marvel??? You could have at least made them look cool!
This is bringing back memories. How did he think the name "Trailblazer" was a fitting name for a character with what is essentially a bottomless backpack (and not think the comparison to Dora the Explorer wouldn't happen)? How lazy do you have to be to have a character's origin story be "interent gas" exposure? The twins could have worked; the names and color scheme needed a complete do-over though. Vampire dude was the only one okay because he was so generic.
Actually if Safespace creates a force field to trap the enemy to protect them from the harsh outside world, sealing them off. can suffocate the enemy. (but I doubt writers will think of that)
Lmao the beginning did it for me 🤣🤣 and as for the heroes, all you got to do is take from them or give them some hands 💪🏽💪🏽 and that's it. And loved all the comments. Each of them gets a star.
They don't care about diversity or inclusion. All they do is to virtue signal so they can make themselves feel good. Before this mess started no one was talking about skin color. No one had a problem with Blade because he's black or had issues to identify with traits of Captain America because he's white. All this is doing is pitting people against each other based on superficial things like skin color.
Okay, honestly though I kind of like the idea behind Safespace. That’s a cool power, with an interesting catch and hook behind it. If he can only create these fields when he’s protecting someone else, that’s justification for him to be on a team, not working on his own. I think with better execution he could be kind of cool, actually
Manga fans to marvel readers : If you are feeling uncomfortable you can read manga topics if you want the best in the industry so far is Jujutsu Kaisen and my hero academia Chainsawman also
I like how there are 0 dislikes in this video. Also how come your laughter sounds like a supervillain laughter did these characters make you lose your sanity lmao
I don't think the internet gas had the ability to give him GPS. So he should be just an internet equivalent of those guys with bigass maps you see in older movies
11:14 Theoretically, South Park can do a parody of this, they don't even need to make any alterations to make it funny. It'd be like that one time when they made fun out of Scientology.
Then you are giving it way too much credit. Gamma radiation is actually a thing (won't give you superpowers, obviously) but "internet gas" is not a thing (and why would it?). It would have made more sense to have a "six million dollar man" origin story.
@@lmno567 I'm saying they are both comic both B.S. and giving him a "six million dollar man" origin, so you think he should be Marvel's version of Cyborg? I'm not against it, I'm just wondering how they could do that without making him look like a ripoff.
@GoodNeutralEvilHunt they kind of already wrote the character into a corner, so they can't really do that without making him a rip-off much. Probably more of a tactician and hacker, but always at the edge of insanity due to having the entirety of knowledge in his mind.
I know I'm over a year late, but really go read Berserk if ya haven't already Collector King. Then after basking in the manga's glorious artwork and characters, go back and rewatch the "The New Warriors" trailer again. And please upload a video with you laughing yourself half to death at it again and realizing even more why comics are going to shit nowadays...
Even a dumbster fire could get offended when compared to this abomination made just to cater to the 0.000000001 that maybe, maaaaybe will buy the comic book.
Daniel Kibblesmith is what happens when a guy who knows nothing about a genre, is allowed to write for it. Now one could say that when he said "I thought they were too cool for me", he was talking exclusively about the original New Warriors (led by Richard Rider/Nova). But does Kibblesmith come off as a guy who actually reads comics and keeps up with lore and all of Marvel's characters. Like you'd think the new New Warriors, would have some connection to the original team, like having Sam Alexander Nova as one of its members. But no, we just slap a ton of nobodies onto the team, with no connection to the prior team. Now I did not know abou the OG New Warriors besides Richard Rider, however the fact Kibblesmith needs to use an obscure team to push his unhidden agenda, shows how little he cares about both the New Warriors and comics in general. I'm not saying this to "gate keep", there was really nothing stopping Daniel from reading any comics when he was a kid, or since the 2000s onwards. The new New Warriors was not made for fans of Marvel, it was a comic made for people who don't read comics, and yes that is as stupid as it sounds
I could come up with better powers in a few minutes and I’m 13. Trailblazer: Super speed and fire,can create a trail of blazing fire when they run,fire beams of fire at opponents and is super hard to hit. They also have a backpack which they can pull any object out of as long as they’ve put at least one of that object in it beforehand. Screentime: Can use Google in his brain,immediately enter VR or ARG (think that’s the word. Pokémon go style games) in his eyes without any form of phone or headset,can get up maps of areas to know the direction he needs to go to get somewhere,can travel through the internet,can also make virtual clones of themselves to throw off opponents and can pull any object from video games into the real world. Cryo (snowflakes replacement): Can fully control and generate ice,snow,cold air and even cold water that isn’t ice yet. They can even create ice from other planets (like ice 11,exactly like earth ice but 1 billion times more resistant and strong) or other cold liquids or their frozen states. They can generate it in any shape from anywhere to create weapons,armour or a way to travel around. They can also control the density of the ice. They’re also non-binary and go by they-them in their day to day life. Harness (Safespaces replacement): Can create force fields up to 10 inches taller than him and a meter wider (5 inches above him,5 inches below him,half a meter to the left and half a meter to the right) ,these force fields are always circular. He can create a force field around himself and up to 5 around other people at any given time. He can also generate harnesses for travel which always get their target,these harnesses can wrap around villains who are bigger than his force fields to restrain them and can grab civilians who are in danger and pull them safety if there are more than his 5 force fields he can generate. These harnesses can also become sharp points to attack. He is the twin brother of Cryo. B-negative: Is a vampire so super speed,super strength,mind reading,hypnosis,the ability to heal non-fatal wounds on others,really strong and fast healing factor,telekinesis,the ability to change the weather to snow,rain or fog,the ability to become a moth,an owl,fog,a rat,a bat or a wolf,the ability to shapeshift his human body to look different (a-la Martian manhunter),stronger powers of magic and alchemy,the ability to control human emotions and the ability to raise the dead.
@@collectorking6204 I just hope that dungeon also has tactile paving while they're at it. (Just checked it out, was also hilarious. I can't believe that's actually a thing--)
Listening to this as im studying, I think my brain is loosing cells trying to comprehend "internet gas". The more I think about it the more I feel myself getting dumber
Honestly, i'll just read older comics and image comics until something improves. If not.... well, i'll die long before all the old comics are finished.
My redesigns: Snowflake and Safespace For the twins, I'd give them a better hairstyle. There's so much more to go for, and I'd at least change one of theirs, and make them look slightly different. Now, idk what they identify as but I'd at least change one of their outfits. If they wanna match, that's fine, but the outfits look ridiculous. Snowflake can have a Cape or something. Also change the fucking names goddamn Trailblazer Ok I KNOW they're going for a plus sized hero, but I'd at LEAST tone her down a bit, plus sized people can be fit, they don't need to be overweight. The internet gas dude's story is stupid. Internet Gas? What the actual fuck. The design is OK but I'd completely change the fucking story. The edgy kid. Oh god. Please change that damn design. I can care less for their design. Literally, why couldn't they do more Young Avengers? Or Runaways? Or Champions? And whatever happened to the 2nd Warriors? There was a group with Squirrel Girl, who that Milana Vayntrub going to play. They already have diverse characters. Different body shapes, sexualities and skin tones.. I'd actually like a comic where all 4 times crossover. This New Warriors trash is ridiculous.
When I first saw a character eat an entire Panel to describe in deep frickin detail why shes trans in December 2016 I never thought it would escalate to THIS.
1:37 so he’s basically the poor man’s freakazoid also side note why does the comedy cartoon from 1995 have a better understanding of how the internet works than a comic book “professional” from 2021
Man listen to the writer. Hes suffering fro his own creaton. He hates it, just listen to the tone in his voice. He didnt want to ddo this. Man let this guy write, cause he clearly hates what he had to create.
So no one knows who I am and may not care, but I have been working on a graphic novel for over 2 years. I am a huge Comic/Graphic novel fan with statues for days and I am also a big Gamer. I'm hoping when my book comes out I make you happy.
Many of these people fail to realize, that the reason why Super Heroes always are in good shape is because THEY NEED TO BE IN ORDER TO FIGHT
I think a fat hero can work if it's a legitimate problem they need to contend with.
@@twinzzlers let them run the length of an average size hallway and let's see how exhausted they get
@@ethanstoliker9061 I mean fat, not obese dude, and still depending on their power it could actually be interesting seeing how they handle something like that
@@twinzzlers i do agree pretty true, but the minute they hit the ground running they met a few seconds later become best friends with the ground
@Ethan Stoliker What if they have an ability or tool that helps them with that? Like a hoverboard for example.
And they don't need to be some A lister mega star, they can be a c lister street fighter and still work.
Message from the future: It got cancelled before it even launched
Oh I wonder why, It's probably not from the "internet gas" that marvel was sniffing.
The definition of dead on arrival
A very dark time for marvel
Good
@@jayneduffy4566 dead before arrival
The history about how screntime gain his powers:
Grandfather: "Pull my finger."
Could be worse. He could be a fat kid with a backpack.
Gramps wanted to know everything about the internet so he can have the knowledge to close his tabs.
He drank some experimental internet juice but his body doesn’t absorb anything and so it goes to the poophole where it turns into gas due to the temperature. He wants to do the classic ‘pull my finger’ prank on his grandson and farted out the experimental internet gas. Screentime then breathed it all in and became the internet hero we know today. Grandpa was unable to breathe it in because he was unable to smell.
@@supermaximglitchy1 By the power vested in me (none at all), I hereby declare this is canon!
So basically:
-Augustine Gloop with a bag of holding.
-Nerfed Elsa
-Skynet/The Patriot's AI/Ultron but in an easily found and destroyed human body.
-A low tier team dependant tank build.
-A Twilight-esque fanfic's main character.
That’s when I would’ve sent out the iron, orange giant…MegaTrump!
Surprisingly the vampire is the only good one or decent
Or alternatively,
Dora the explorer
Infinite shuriken ninja
Wtf is internet gas
The useless diversity pick
And the vampire
@@zarax6826 this made me spit my orange pop and snort it up my brain somehow
Nah Augustus Gloop was white and not progressive she's more a fat dora
as a wannabe chemist, the term "internet gas" makes me wanna commit seppuku
Pull my finger...
Damm
Well,"internet gas" sounds stupid enough,i don't want to know how would it be to someone that's into chemistry
how bout you commit Hiroshima onto this comic
it's been two years, did you do it?
I don’t even care about marvel but I actually feel for u guys
This is like what J.K.Rowling is doing to Harry Potter but visualized.
Well at least theyre not ruining pre-existing cha- wait nevermind.
@@justsomewritingfan2202 Yeah, even Spider Man comics are not safe.
Let just say MJ is Marvel Amber Turd
Actually, Quaranteen sounds like a good B-list villain for Static Shock. Like, give him a hazmat suit and the ability to make other people very ill...
The subplot would involve Static wanting to get out of taking a big test by faking a cold or something. Actually, a guy capable of giving poeple the plague would be scary.
Also Screentime could've easily made sense by making it instead of "internet gas" its nanobots. Like the Fog from Young Justice. Nanobots, its literally that easy...
And you just did what a full team at Marvel failed to do. But then again you actually bothered to think about it for a moment.
@@collectorking6204 To expand on my idea (I literally came up with all this with only about 10 minutes of thought):
Screentime's grandfather was a government contracter charged with creating a way to remotely hack enemy servers. He creates a bunch of nanomachines that are able to jack into any wireless signal, allowing them to theoretically be capable of accessing any secure private server by simply connecting directly to the signal. While they were still in an expiramental phase where they were simply connected to the local internet and being tested via streaming the data to a personal laptop, Screentime ends up inhaling some of them after he knocks over a cannister when snooping around his grandfather's lab. They end up integrating with his brain through his bloodstream, enhancing his intelligence and giving him the same abilities as the nanobots themselve. It turns him into the ultimate hacker, capable of connecting to any wireless signal and permanately hooking him up to the internet, where he has ultimate authority to browse as he pleases, no passwords needed. Need access to some majorly classified information in order to bring a criminal to justice? Simply stand across the street from the Pentagon and hook up to the Secretary of Defense's personal server. Change his name to Anon. He's the teams support, a la DC's Oracle and give him a full-on Tron suit, with some modifications to avoid copyright.
For B-Negative, go the Blade combined with Tokyo Ghoul route and have him retain a mostly human appearance except for a single glowing red eye that he keeps hidden under his fringe. Give him immunity to your normal vampiric weaknesses but make his vampiric powers weaker than a fullblooded would be. Add in a massive power-up whenever he consumes the blood of another vampire at the cost of some of his humanity. Lastly, change his name to something less cheesy like Revenant and make him more punk or emo, less edgy vampire. He's the team's stealth specialist, capable of blending into shadows and silently clearing out a room of hostiles.
Expand on Trailblazer's backpack thing, and give her the raiment of some obscure Messenger God of Travel from the arctic or something who is the actual identity of her grandfather. On top of the backpack, give her hiking boots that allow her to move swiftly like the wind, a suit that protects her from harm and enhances her physical attributes, a pair of googles that allows her to see great distances and through anything that would obscure her vision plus anything else hiking related you can think of, like an indestructible climbing rope that works like Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth, minus the truth part. Call her Venture and make her the team's Auxilary Support/Heavy Hitter.
Lastly, for Snowflake and Safespace make it to where Snowflake can make any weapon by crystalizing the water in the air to form ice, but unless they're in some crazily humid placr like Florida, they aren't really able to make them sturdy enough to work as actual barriers. Sure, they might be able to stop a bullet or two, but most heavy hitters will only be slowed down at best, but that's where Safe Space comes in. Expand on the jock thing and make him like 6 1/2 feet tall with a very well defined musculature from working out all the time. His barriers, while being virtually indestructible, don't have very many offensive capabilities so he makes up for it by knowing boxing or something and encasing his hands in barriers so that the enemy is getting punched by an indestructible fist. They work best together, with Safe Space covering up Snowflakes lack of defense while Snowflake makes up for his lack of offense. Even make their personalities complete opposites, with Snowflake being cold and standoffish and Safe Space friendly and outgoing. Call them Coldfront and The Human Bunker and change their custumes to full bodysuits with fur around the collar, wrists and ankles of Coldfront and give The Human Bunker designs like a varsity jacket. Make then the team's Tag Team DPS and Tank.
@@lannobile7260 better characters than the actual thing
Mf is legit coming up with better character concepts in less than a day than the entire Marvel writing team over the course of who knows how long. Respect
Here's the problem, you used creativity. The one thing they're not using.
I can’t say that I am a manly guy
But this kibblesmith makes me look like the rock and vin diesel
He makes school girls look like the The Rock and Vin Diesel...
@@collectorking6204 LMAO
I'm a nerdy, chubby woman and I'd almost certainly look like Chuck Norris next to him 😹
Actually if I stood next to him I'd probably pass out because the stench of soy coming off of him would smother me
At least he's still most likely stronger than me.
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki I doubt it
I really actually thought Snowflake and Safespace were satire at first and didn't believe they were real Marvel characters, so when someone showed me proof they weren't clever satire from someone on the Internet, I actually choked on my tea laughing
Can you explain to a foreigner what wrong with their names? They don't sound insulting or unserious for me
@@ЛукаТрусенёв-й9я Snowflake is commonly used as an insult towards people who are easily offended, and safe-space sounds like an insult towards transgender/non-binary people, by saying that they need to be kept safe from the real world. Hope this helps.
@@troyklein6379 didn't know about the meaning of safespace, thanks
Why would anyone take “snowflake” seriously especially with modern internet culture.
If it were something like Snowblade then I imagine it'd be fine, but they went with the most fragile sounding name of all time..@@dante_0962
I'm a fat guy who can't even run for 20 sec. And I would still look more 'manly' than kibblesmith
You would probably blaze more trail than Trailblazer.
I’m also fat but i find it hard to believe that this fat person can fight people thugs, superhuman and galactic entities.
Stan lee must be turning in his grave enough to generate electricity.
Stan Lee passed away in 2018, he never once pushed back against this stuff. He was almost always supporting or encouraging this stuff
Marvel didn’t learn its lesson from Snowflake and Safespace now that they got a new one named Pity Girl…she basically tries to cripple bad guys with (lol) “sad” stories about her miserable life!
Is that a joke character?
that actually sounds like a joke hero I'd make along with
The Winner: he wins at everything even though he does nothing or fails he just declares himself the winner
The Arm: literelly just an arm
Raptor: he's a guy with one really long fingernail
Consent Guy: he just says stuff like "you can't do that!", "that's illegal!" and "that's wrong!" to the bad guys
and the classic villains:
Dr. Elipsis: he dramatically pauses a lot
The Living Stew: he's a guy who turned into stew
Pine Tree: he wears a spikey suit made of pine needles
Just looked it up. Pity Girl sounds like she could be a funny character in a comedy story. I hope someone utilizes this untapped potential!
Kibblesmith is a genius. He generated the funniest TH-cam comments section ever.
I agree on the second part.
This is modern entertainment
I mean, not even the kind of people who where "portrayed" in these comics like them, that's how bad it is.
I usually am partially conflicted when I criticise this sort of stuff.
But since not even the target audience can take Twilight Fanboy, Dora the Explorer, Boomer Internet and the trigger Twins serious, I will take my time to laugh my lungs into oblivion.
I will be shocked if this actually gets published.
God I dont even want to imagine what the story looks like.
@@justsomewritingfan2202 "Trigger Twins" would be a good name for a trigger-happy pair of gun-toting twins who shoot everything all the time... sometimes even each other.
How screentime got his powers makes less sense then how freakazoid got his powers, never thought i would say that freakazoid getting his powers makes more sense then a real marvel character
What makes it worse is Freakazoid was intended to be weird and wacky. It was in his name. However, Screentime (presumably) was meant to be taken seriously, so when Kibblesmith proposes such an absurd concept whilst demanding we take it seriously, all it does is make him look like a clown who has no idea how to write superheroes, and Bruce Timm a man who understands how to create fun at endearing characters, even if they are total bonkers
DC's "I Am Not Starfire and this Warriors comic from Marvel are proof that the comic industry ranout of idea.😂🤣
Says so much when the comments page is better written and more entertaining than this comic could ever be. 😅😂😂👍
Oingo oingo boingo boingo
3 years later, i still can't believe Marvel tried to sell us this.
3 Years later I didn't know this was the same person who made a children's book of a gay Santa who is also Santa apparently(?).
Thankfully B-Negative rarely got mentioned, because asides from his shitty name and a biiiiiit of his character design, he's not really that bad, like he's got actually decent superpowers. It's just a shame he had to be lumped in with these other fucks; if he wasn't, he might've stood a chance.
Screentime also could have been ok if internet gas/powers weren't things and he wasn't just a phone with legs; maybe he could've been involved in a virtual reality accident where his consciousness was deployed into a body made purely out of digital data and his powers could involve him infiltrating digital spaces for stuff like hacking. Maybe still not the most interesting, but they could've atleast given him something cooler and more interesting like all of that secret shady stuff and not just shit you can do on the Android my parents got for me at Walmart last summer (true story). Also not entirely sure why he had to be Asian, I think making him a generic white dude would've made for some ridiculous satire of western culture (plus I just wanna say he's attractive, I hate my life).
Also, your laughing is bliss, so thank you for that
Well they are creatively bankrupt and ironically for people that boast about how "diverse" and "inclusive" they are it turns out that they are exactly the opposite. And you'r welcome.
@@collectorking6204 You know it's gotten bad when I just came up with a better superhero talking shit about them.
Yeah, I think Screentime has a pretty cool design, but he definitely seems like a "first draft" to me when you take his story into consideration. It's a pretty cool concept, having an Internet/AI enabled cyborg, but even with all that potential I definitely think the execution wasn't right. "Internet gas" doesn't really make any sense, how would it turn him into a cyborg?
Those two characters need to be taken out of that lineup and put in their own story that's nowhere near Kibblesmith.
@@gl1tchygreml1n Late reply but I still cannot comprehend the logic as to how inhaling a chemical transports your thought process into a computer
can't wait to see him in Morbius 2: Morebius
This popped up in my recommended. I like watching comic videos every now and then. I was not disappointed. (Though I am disappointed with the garbage that Marvel has been pumping out, along with Disney.)
People who are as old as Daniel Kibble smith:
"BOOOO!"
daniel:but-
"BOOO!YOU RUINING OUR CHILDHOOD!"
"THEY NEED TO FIRE YOU"
I'm siding with the guys who hate the comic
"Daniel Kibblesmith" would fit right into a Quandale Dingle video, alongside Albert Fingernoodle.
You could even make a good story out of Heroes that got their powers through stupid reasons and are just not good or well received in their own universe in comparison to other heroes.
And they themselves are uncomfortable with their own abilities, due to really wanting to be heroes.
It could be quite a humorous story about them just not getting jobs and getting sidelined due to their aliases, abilities etc.
Sadly that would need a good author to write, that is actually able to create characters further than their first concepts.
I’ve never been a comic book guy, but this is hilarious. People need to start saying no to the sjw’s. Stop the insanity already.
Enough is enough! I'm tired of SJWs taking every form of fiction and fun, and turning into something so toxic and disgusting it makes the Elephants Foot look like health food
We do..everyday
@@darianstarfrog not enough people
You see saying no means you told them something negative without their consent. Cue cancel culture!
2023 ppl really need to have the balls to draw a line in the sand
"Hurr SJW bad"
They'll throw away a loyal fanbase just to capture a woke niche market that only wants their beliefs and ideals in things but won't actually buy or read them. Like I've said they do Representation without Characterization
Like trying to market Steak to Vegans.
just come by your channel sir, you earned my sub, i'm laughing so hard i can't see my monitor through the tears
Thank you and welcome to the party.
Besides searching the internet, tf is screentime gonna do... He seems to be a normal human besides the built in google stuff
I got nothing. The character is THAT stupid.
Let’s go through these characters one at a time,
Trailblazer:
As an overweight person, just no… sure, it’s great for female characters to have some meat on their bones, BUT SHE COULD LITERALLY NOT DO ANYTHING IN A FIGHT. This chick can’t run, jump, or bend over. Christ.
Screentime:
Internet gas? Really??? Also, that visor was ripped off of like, five other marvel characters.
Snowflake:
Non-binary representation is great! The character design on the other hand? No thanks.
Safe space:
As previously stated in the video, that man is useless when fighting one on one. Also, character design is literally the most boring thing ever…
The twins in general:
WTF marvel??? You could have at least made them look cool!
Don’t forget snowflake is a terrible name to give to a superhero.
@@dante_0962Along with Safespace
@@dante_0962 He's a dude named Snowflake....W H O D O E S N T E V E N H A V E I C E P O W E R S
This is bringing back memories. How did he think the name "Trailblazer" was a fitting name for a character with what is essentially a bottomless backpack (and not think the comparison to Dora the Explorer wouldn't happen)? How lazy do you have to be to have a character's origin story be "interent gas" exposure? The twins could have worked; the names and color scheme needed a complete do-over though. Vampire dude was the only one okay because he was so generic.
Your laughter is as contagious as the very virus that almost killed the comic book industry
Actually if Safespace creates a force field to trap the enemy to protect them from the harsh outside world, sealing them off. can suffocate the enemy.
(but I doubt writers will think of that)
Lmao the beginning did it for me 🤣🤣 and as for the heroes, all you got to do is take from them or give them some hands 💪🏽💪🏽 and that's it. And loved all the comments. Each of them gets a star.
Give us diversity but don't lack substance there is way that you could be diverse and give good storyline and substance
They don't care about diversity or inclusion. All they do is to virtue signal so they can make themselves feel good. Before this mess started no one was talking about skin color. No one had a problem with Blade because he's black or had issues to identify with traits of Captain America because he's white. All this is doing is pitting people against each other based on superficial things like skin color.
@@collectorking6204 agreed
My god you have the most joyous laugh. Puts Santa and his husband to shame.
Okay, honestly though I kind of like the idea behind Safespace. That’s a cool power, with an interesting catch and hook behind it. If he can only create these fields when he’s protecting someone else, that’s justification for him to be on a team, not working on his own. I think with better execution he could be kind of cool, actually
Marvel: so let's see your resume to see if you would be properly suited to our organization... Hmmm... 'Santa's husband'? Your hired!
If you had fun and want more of these let me know and welcome to the party.
Edit: IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Why did you write this ten months after you originally made this video
I'm laughing so much at hearing you read the comments I'm in actual tears 😂😂
I thought safespace was supposed to be nonbinary but of course THE WRITER gets it wrong.
He also kept calling snowflake she her pronouns I think ... Odd huh?
These are the days when i thank god im an old Soul.
Manga fans to marvel readers :
If you are feeling uncomfortable you can read manga topics if you want the best in the industry so far is
Jujutsu Kaisen and my hero academia
Chainsawman also
I like how there are 0 dislikes in this video.
Also how come your laughter sounds like a supervillain laughter did these characters make you lose your sanity lmao
Because I am. And for you to lose your sanity you have to have it in the first place.
honestly his laugh makes me think of Santa
This is doc Livesey's laugh 100%
Yeah ive been reading manga for year's now haven't looked back!!
I looked back and saw this. Then promptly kept walking.
And Grandpa blamed the gas on the Internet.
You can't have this characters in the same universe as Wolverine, Blade, Punisher, Venom and Carnage
Wright Wing fucking killed me
also I like this guy's laugh
I don't think the internet gas had the ability to give him GPS. So he should be just an internet equivalent of those guys with bigass maps you see in older movies
11:14
Theoretically, South Park can do a parody of this, they don't even need to make any alterations to make it funny. It'd be like that one time when they made fun out of Scientology.
One thing I will give this comic, internet gas is no more ridiculous than gamma radiation giving you superpowers.
Then you are giving it way too much credit. Gamma radiation is actually a thing (won't give you superpowers, obviously) but "internet gas" is not a thing (and why would it?). It would have made more sense to have a "six million dollar man" origin story.
@@lmno567 I'm saying they are both comic both B.S. and giving him a "six million dollar man" origin, so you think he should be Marvel's version of Cyborg? I'm not against it, I'm just wondering how they could do that without making him look like a ripoff.
@GoodNeutralEvilHunt they kind of already wrote the character into a corner, so they can't really do that without making him a rip-off much. Probably more of a tactician and hacker, but always at the edge of insanity due to having the entirety of knowledge in his mind.
0 dislikes XD
This wont last ...
10 flipping months in, it has only picked up 6 to date.
@@WhatIsThatThingDoing We know whats is good!
Then TH-cam hit us with the dislike hider
How did I just find this now?
anyway, i think it's never too late to laugh at that lmao
Welcome to the party. I have no idea what happened by the way. This video had a few hundred views for almost a year and out of nowhere it exploded.
@@collectorking6204 Haha, thanks man! you earned a sub now
@@zerobotico2382 Much appreciated. Hope you have fun with the videos I do.
Your laughter is so adorable 😂
to think it's already been years, and yet Marvel is still in business.
I feel bad for Mr. and Mrs. Dog Food.
They didn’t raise their son like this.
Marvel has become ljn laughing joking numnuts
By internet gas does he mean: THE SMOKE FROM HIS TRYING TO RUN WITH HIS 6000 SKYRIM SMALL TWINK **X MODS DOWNLOADED?
Sorry meant to say “BEEFY BLACK C*CK SKYRIM MODS DOWNLOADED?”
When he read the comments it got me dead 💀
I know I'm over a year late, but really go read Berserk if ya haven't already Collector King. Then after basking in the manga's glorious artwork and characters, go back and rewatch the "The New Warriors" trailer again. And please upload a video with you laughing yourself half to death at it again and realizing even more why comics are going to shit nowadays...
1:48 I swear I've never laughed so hard in my life
The art gives off fanfic vibes.
Plz do more, I need to see less inclusion, more criticism 😂😂
I wish James Rolfe the angry video game nerd would review new warriors comic he would say Daniel kiddlesmith is Fred fucks
his explanation for snowflake and safespace's names were so predictable that they actually floored me
This guy needs to be fired.
The first time I saw Snowflake and Safespace I thought they were gay lovers.
Understandable.
Even a dumbster fire could get offended when compared to this abomination made just to cater to the 0.000000001 that maybe, maaaaybe will buy the comic book.
Internet gas!?, what did he sniffed the internets farts
I can’t believe he thought the 90s new warriors were to cool for him. And that it scared him makes it even funnier and explains so much.
People like Kibblesmith are the reason all my characters are always masculine (in a positive way) and never apart of any SJW agenda
1:13
Dora The Explorer after eating one too many daunts.
X""""""""D
Daniel Kibblesmith is what happens when a guy who knows nothing about a genre, is allowed to write for it. Now one could say that when he said "I thought they were too cool for me", he was talking exclusively about the original New Warriors (led by Richard Rider/Nova). But does Kibblesmith come off as a guy who actually reads comics and keeps up with lore and all of Marvel's characters. Like you'd think the new New Warriors, would have some connection to the original team, like having Sam Alexander Nova as one of its members. But no, we just slap a ton of nobodies onto the team, with no connection to the prior team. Now I did not know abou the OG New Warriors besides Richard Rider, however the fact Kibblesmith needs to use an obscure team to push his unhidden agenda, shows how little he cares about both the New Warriors and comics in general. I'm not saying this to "gate keep", there was really nothing stopping Daniel from reading any comics when he was a kid, or since the 2000s onwards. The new New Warriors was not made for fans of Marvel, it was a comic made for people who don't read comics, and yes that is as stupid as it sounds
I think that the worst part lf this is:
Alter some of the origin stories a bit and you have really good potential for a hero, or even a villain
I'm glad this comic series/ tweeter rant got canceled.
Yes but can you imagine all the cringe and subsequent laughter?
Meanwhile they made Wolverine and Cyclops gay with each other in a recent comic. I didn't know Marvel started hiring from DeviantArt.
DeviantArt will be a step up from the horrible artists working for marvel at the moment. The writers they have are Tumbler fan fiction level...
@@collectorking6204 Touché
Read Gotham High. The lady who wrote knew nothing about Batman and wrote a horrendous fanfic
@@DrakeKnight99 I have a couple of videos on that subject.
Don’t blame DeviantArt!! Just because there’s Cringe inducing art doesn’t mean the whole platform is!!
... Alright well guess I'll finally get started on reading Fist of the North Star. Not like anything on this side of the pond is worth reading.
How much internet gas can I get for $20
Enough to turn you into a GPS for 15 minutes. Local maps only.
I could come up with better powers in a few minutes and I’m 13.
Trailblazer: Super speed and fire,can create a trail of blazing fire when they run,fire beams of fire at opponents and is super hard to hit. They also have a backpack which they can pull any object out of as long as they’ve put at least one of that object in it beforehand.
Screentime: Can use Google in his brain,immediately enter VR or ARG (think that’s the word. Pokémon go style games) in his eyes without any form of phone or headset,can get up maps of areas to know the direction he needs to go to get somewhere,can travel through the internet,can also make virtual clones of themselves to throw off opponents and can pull any object from video games into the real world.
Cryo (snowflakes replacement): Can fully control and generate ice,snow,cold air and even cold water that isn’t ice yet. They can even create ice from other planets (like ice 11,exactly like earth ice but 1 billion times more resistant and strong) or other cold liquids or their frozen states. They can generate it in any shape from anywhere to create weapons,armour or a way to travel around. They can also control the density of the ice. They’re also non-binary and go by they-them in their day to day life.
Harness (Safespaces replacement): Can create force fields up to 10 inches taller than him and a meter wider (5 inches above him,5 inches below him,half a meter to the left and half a meter to the right) ,these force fields are always circular. He can create a force field around himself and up to 5 around other people at any given time. He can also generate harnesses for travel which always get their target,these harnesses can wrap around villains who are bigger than his force fields to restrain them and can grab civilians who are in danger and pull them safety if there are more than his 5 force fields he can generate. These harnesses can also become sharp points to attack. He is the twin brother of Cryo.
B-negative: Is a vampire so super speed,super strength,mind reading,hypnosis,the ability to heal non-fatal wounds on others,really strong and fast healing factor,telekinesis,the ability to change the weather to snow,rain or fog,the ability to become a moth,an owl,fog,a rat,a bat or a wolf,the ability to shapeshift his human body to look different (a-la Martian manhunter),stronger powers of magic and alchemy,the ability to control human emotions and the ability to raise the dead.
bro made the most ridiculous characters because the OGs were "too cool" 💀
I'm going to make a D&D character whose only strength is having a Bag of Holding. 👍🏼
If you like DnD check out the video about the wheelchair accessible dungeon. You should get a good laugh out of it.
@@collectorking6204 I just hope that dungeon also has tactile paving while they're at it.
(Just checked it out, was also hilarious. I can't believe that's actually a thing--)
@@astronauticaI At this point I'm just observing exactly how stupid things can get.
Someone fr needs to grab stan lees reboot card, lord have mercy
Listening to this as im studying, I think my brain is loosing cells trying to comprehend "internet gas". The more I think about it the more I feel myself getting dumber
The edits are unreal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, i'll just read older comics and image comics until something improves. If not.... well, i'll die long before all the old comics are finished.
Thank, collector king. You're one of my favorite youtubers. Keep on the good work.
My redesigns:
Snowflake and Safespace
For the twins, I'd give them a better hairstyle. There's so much more to go for, and I'd at least change one of theirs, and make them look slightly different. Now, idk what they identify as but I'd at least change one of their outfits. If they wanna match, that's fine, but the outfits look ridiculous. Snowflake can have a Cape or something. Also change the fucking names goddamn
Trailblazer
Ok I KNOW they're going for a plus sized hero, but I'd at LEAST tone her down a bit, plus sized people can be fit, they don't need to be overweight.
The internet gas dude's story is stupid. Internet Gas? What the actual fuck. The design is OK but I'd completely change the fucking story.
The edgy kid. Oh god. Please change that damn design. I can care less for their design.
Literally, why couldn't they do more Young Avengers? Or Runaways? Or Champions? And whatever happened to the 2nd Warriors? There was a group with Squirrel Girl, who that Milana Vayntrub going to play. They already have diverse characters. Different body shapes, sexualities and skin tones.. I'd actually like a comic where all 4 times crossover. This New Warriors trash is ridiculous.
The problem is that you actually though about it and by the looks of it Marvel is doing a lot of thing but thinking is not one of them.
When I first saw a character eat an entire Panel to describe in deep frickin detail why shes trans in December 2016 I never thought it would escalate to THIS.
Only 333 subs. This channel's great! 334 subs now my guy. And who thought this book was a good idea?
Thanks for the sub. Hope you enjoy the vids and welcome to the party!
@@collectorking6204 thanks! And remember never be like kiblesmith 👍
@@jake_rose04 I don't think I can even if I try...
It’s like marvel just wants to lose as much money as possible
Screen time looks like a human omnytryx😂
If stan lee was ressurected and sees this he would get heartattack on the spot and die
1:37 so he’s basically the poor man’s freakazoid also side note why does the comedy cartoon from 1995 have a better understanding of how the internet works than a comic book “professional” from 2021
Man listen to the writer. Hes suffering fro his own creaton. He hates it, just listen to the tone in his voice. He didnt want to ddo this. Man let this guy write, cause he clearly hates what he had to create.
Anyone else get a sense that this is like the 90's New Guardians, version 2.0? Cause honestly, Marvel could use their own form of SNOWFLAME!
When reading comment that roast this Comic is more fun than reading the Comic
Snowflake would be an alright name for like an ice themed hero but paired with safespace its the dumbest shit on earth
So no one knows who I am and may not care, but I have been working on a graphic novel for over 2 years. I am a huge Comic/Graphic novel fan with statues for days and I am also a big Gamer. I'm hoping when my book comes out I make you happy.
Holler when it's ready. Maybe it will make people happy.
@@collectorking6204 i will and i truly hope so
Damn bro pass me some of that internet gas
Deadpool needs to face them in the next movie. I would pay extra to see that!
Me after too much internet gas 💀
Just what the fuck is internet gas?
What the f*ck is Internet gas 😂
It’s sounds like a fart fetish
No idea but it sounds like it starts with "pull my finger".
One of the main export commodity from Russian Federation since sanctions, comrade. Also check our Internet Oil.