Sam Geuvenen I don't care about them, Shaka is the worst warmonger, but a shitty one at that. I fear Catherine for fuck's sake, when she declares war one, if I don't nuke half the planet, my troops are good as gone.
Deus Paligorius Fear the Russian military. Something only Eastern Europe says a lot these days, but once a true statement for nearly all of Europe, especially with Catherine's brutal AI tactics, and incredibly powerful unique ability. Shaka on the other hand declares war a lot but throws weak, pitiful armies at you for no known reason. I suppose his army-building AI isn't very good.
He acts kind of strange to me. I was on a Great Plains map as Shoshone and he declared war on me, but he was on the other side of the map. We were at war for a few centuries without a single battle and he wanted to negotiate peace. I was like "Okay, man. Whatever." but he gave me one of his largest cities (Aarhus to be exact) which was next to his capital. Later it turned out to be a uranium heaven. What the hell is wrong with you? Of course the other nations gave him denouncements up the ass.
He's one of those Civs programmed to pretend to be your friend before ramming its military up your ass. I was beside him as a peaceful France and he helped me out against Carthage (another Civ programmed to pretend to be your friend), After he completely conquered Carthage, he invaded me and completely blindsided me.I held on, but I'll never trust him in a game again. Carthage and Denmark are the exact same type of Civ. Imagine my confusion when Carthage came to me and warned me about Danish treachery, and then Denmark came to me and warned me about Carthaginian treachery.
Lyrics in Danish: Drømte mig en drøm i nat om silke og ærlig pæl, Bar en dragt så let og glat i solfaldets strålevæld -nu vågner den klare morgen Til de unges flok jeg gik, jeg droges mod sang og dans. Trøstigt mødte jeg hans blik og lagde min hånd i hans Alle de andre på os så, de smilede, og de lo. Snart gik dansen helt i stå, der dansede kun vi to Drømte mig en drøm i nat om silke og ærlig pæl. Bar en dragt så let og glat i solfaldets strålevæld -nu vågner den klare morgen Lyrics in English: I dreamt a dream this night of silk and honest post Wore a robe so light and smooth in the light of the sunset -now the clear morning is waking I went to the young crowd, I was drawn to song and dance filled with confidence, I met his eyes and put my hand in his All the others watched us, they smiled and they laughed Soon the dance completely stopped, only us two were left (dancing) I dreamt a dream this night of silk and honest post Wore a robe so light and smooth in the light of the sunset -now the clear morning is waking.
I remember my last game like, he'd declare war on me, make peace, declare war on me 5 seconds later, peace, war, i'd beat back his viking ass every time, yet his diplomacy would always be on 'friendly'.. we were never friendly for long, yet i lacked the power to take out his cities. It was like a fun rivalry that I hated.
A good battle is nothing to him! War today, drinks tomorrow! I was actually nice to him the entire game once, he never liked or wanted deals with him, until I was eventually forced to declare on war with him, after beating him and making peace with him, he offered a friendship pact with me the very next turn. This was on bloody immortal difficulty too! Got to love the 'unique' AI sometimes!
graveeking Yup! I once played archipelago and had khan on an island close, he was friendly the whole time, he even had a city on my island. =) Ah khan, you big teddy :3
@@Smithington_ I was playing a mod introducing the Sami once, in true start location (meaning I was stuck in Finland, between Sweden and Russia). The leader for the Sami is the matriatch Eadni. I met the Zulus. They lived on the opposite side of the Earth from me, quite literally. They instantly went friends with me, we traded good and once he managed to conquer Iberia, we started sending trade boats to each other. I didn't declare a single war that game, there was only this one time Sweden felt like attacking me. Picture this. An old friendly peaceful grandma living in the arctic wastes being BFF with a half-naked, feathered, scary black warmonger from the hot lands of South Africa.
This plays just after you say that the hunting knife on his hip is the biggest weapon in Denmark. Or after calling him a dwarf, who needs to stand on his warship to look taller.
You never hear this theme in game. The only war theme you never hear in game. He is just so efficient with economy that he does not need to declare war ever. I was once a neighbor with him, and he never declared war in game (and was 1st place).
I think I found a reason why he walks off after he loses a war! When he throws away his helmet he thinks "oops" and has to go get a new one from a box in the back of his ship! That's how he gets the helmet back if he loses a spy!
In that moment, Suleiman knew that this is not someone's set he destroyed. And that someone finds out who did it, everything will never be awesome ever again.
@louthegiantcookie What are you talking about? They were a bunch of pirates who raided monasteries and unprotected villages. There was little noble in both their intentions and their way of executing it.
I was playing on a TSL (meaning they start where they are in real life) huge Europe map with Gods and Kings and a Civ IV diplomacy mod recently. Sweden declared war on me after I colonized the Baltic Sea and tried to take one of my Norwegian cities with a massive army. I killed off his army, went on the offensive, and took his capital. Gustavus Adolphus then gave me 150 gold and became my vassal in the peace treaty. :D
Same for the netherlands. when you offer William a trade he says "Ik hoor" which litterally means "I am hearing". but that's probably also the case with Harald, right?
Harald speaks perfectly modern Danish. The main problem with this is that it sounds off, as modern Danish, to a Danish native, sounds very refined. Han skulle have haft en jysk accent!
In fact, they're still using purple hearts (I think that's the medal) minted just for the Japanese invasion which never happened. Overall they reckoned with 2.5 million deaths on both sides or something similar.
@slopedarmouredpony you know, all the peoples you mentioned, only the government (maybe not vikings), did these things. i dont think it was the roman farmers who burnt carthage. it was not a spanish sailor who killed aztecs(you mean them?).
@Alchemisterius um, i dont exactly know what its called, ever read the book, "Red Snake"? well its about a scanian redhead (like me, yay!), who is abducted by swedish vikings. i would say those vikings are exactly as good as danes, norwegians or any other vikings.
IT might go a little something like this.' Bismark: Oh hell no, you did not just walk into my screen! Harald: Oh yes I did! Now I'm gonna beat you up like the other guy! Bismark: >:( Come at me bro! Harald: With pleasure >:D Bismark: YAHHH! Harald: Grrr! Bismark: * Shoots at Harald * Harald: * dodges * Bismark: S**t! I'm out of ammo! Harald: Finally! Bismark: * Takes medal off of uniform * Harald: ??? Bismark: * throws Medal like a ninja star at Harald * Harald: You did not just...
He has Bluetooth in that helmet, good for communicating to his soldiers who have similar models on the front
+Tom Archer You joke but he's the reason why Bluetooth has the name as well as the logo.
+Jimmy Yang
Yep. Bluetooth's logo is a combination of his initials, in runes.
Early game: No, not the berserkers!
Late game: NO! Not the berserkers with rifles and skis!
think you're confusing the dens with the fins
@@gabitex Norwegian ski infantry is a unit Denmark can make in this game. It’s the direct upgrade from berserker. Don’t ask me how
YOULL NEVER LEAVE SKYRIM ALIVE!!!!
*they werent random*
Never should have come here!
Hey, you're awake.
You were trying to cross the sea, same as us. Fell right into that Danish ambush.
Could've sworn I had a navy a second ago...
not if you're England
The one leader who is actually happy to go to war.
MAXZONE47 Erm... Shaka?
Imperios Attila, Caesar (he LOVES it in my games), KHAAN!, Darius (yeah, he does that), Alexander, etc. They always seem to love that,
Sam Geuvenen I don't care about them, Shaka is the worst warmonger, but a shitty one at that.
I fear Catherine for fuck's sake, when she declares war one, if I don't nuke half the planet, my troops are good as gone.
Deus Paligorius Fear the Russian military. Something only Eastern Europe says a lot these days, but once a true statement for nearly all of Europe, especially with Catherine's brutal AI tactics, and incredibly powerful unique ability. Shaka on the other hand declares war a lot but throws weak, pitiful armies at you for no known reason. I suppose his army-building AI isn't very good.
Sam Geuvenen Indeed. I haven't played against all civs mind you, but so far, it's Catherine I fear declaring war on me... Bitch simply won't bulge!
The only one who changes his apperiance when in war. He uses a freaking helmet :0
Then he throws the helmet in the water when you take him out of the game x)
Foxforch Yeah :D What a stupid :p
Then he get his helmet back up when you've returned him to the game if he was captured by someone else.
Foxforch He has a slave who fishes it always out :p
Probably. He's too fat to swim x3
*When the rødgrød med fløde is too spicy and you decide to set fire to all the cities you see to let them know how it feels*
The flames will last as long as my tongue sheds pain
Someone stole his sweet role.
+Joe Legacy Comment of the year.
Dennis Chan lol
8 years later and this is still funny lol
Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
FREEDOM OR VALHALLA/SOVNGARDE!
He acts kind of strange to me. I was on a Great Plains map as Shoshone and he declared war on me, but he was on the other side of the map. We were at war for a few centuries without a single battle and he wanted to negotiate peace. I was like "Okay, man. Whatever." but he gave me one of his largest cities (Aarhus to be exact) which was next to his capital. Later it turned out to be a uranium heaven. What the hell is wrong with you?
Of course the other nations gave him denouncements up the ass.
He's one of those Civs programmed to pretend to be your friend before ramming its military up your ass. I was beside him as a peaceful France and he helped me out against Carthage (another Civ programmed to pretend to be your friend), After he completely conquered Carthage, he invaded me and completely blindsided me.I held on, but I'll never trust him in a game again.
Carthage and Denmark are the exact same type of Civ. Imagine my confusion when Carthage came to me and warned me about Danish treachery, and then Denmark came to me and warned me about Carthaginian treachery.
+Iconoclasm_ Harald is actually one of the more loyal leaders.
+ThePsychoBear When he's trying to butter you up before invading you. You just haven't played as his neighbor.
Iconoclasm_ Well, I do usually play as him.
Iconoclasm_ I checked the wiki and his loyalty stat is 7... he doesn't butter you up, it's hard to befriend him but he'd stay your buddy for a while.
Oh, it's ON! His helmet is ON!
**Pillaging intensifies**
Are you Omnipresent?
Mr. Worldwide Omnipresent in ur mum m8
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Herbivore The Carnivore ikr
*Failed invasion intensifies*
Herbivore The Carnivore **Helicopter intensifies**
Skyrim belongs to the nords
Django Fandango Nords belong to Skyrim.
A guy Named Erik You'll never leave Denmark alive!
A guy Named Erik You'll never leave Denmark alive!
UnfitElvis3rd Oh but I will.
A guy Named Erik Um...you'll never leave Sweden alive, Pole!
Whatever they are Chanting is terrifying. Makes me think of Vikings slowly Rowing away from a Burning city while singing of their victory.
Mr. Worldwide
Paris, mayhaps?
I think the chanting might be the old Norse lyrics to Drømte mig en drøm
+Mr. Worldwide Denmark has always been a pushover.
+Schwarzer Hase Except, you know, when they were raiding everyone and burning their cities and taking their valuables. Totally pushovers.
Lyrics in Danish:
Drømte mig en drøm i nat
om silke og ærlig pæl,
Bar en dragt så let og glat
i solfaldets strålevæld
-nu vågner den klare morgen
Til de unges flok jeg gik,
jeg droges mod sang og dans.
Trøstigt mødte jeg hans blik
og lagde min hånd i hans
Alle de andre på os så,
de smilede, og de lo.
Snart gik dansen helt i stå,
der dansede kun vi to
Drømte mig en drøm i nat
om silke og ærlig pæl.
Bar en dragt så let og glat
i solfaldets strålevæld
-nu vågner den klare morgen
Lyrics in English:
I dreamt a dream this night
of silk and honest post
Wore a robe so light and smooth
in the light of the sunset
-now the clear morning is waking
I went to the young crowd,
I was drawn to song and dance
filled with confidence, I met his eyes
and put my hand in his
All the others watched us,
they smiled and they laughed
Soon the dance completely stopped,
only us two were left (dancing)
I dreamt a dream this night
of silk and honest post
Wore a robe so light and smooth
in the light of the sunset
-now the clear morning is waking.
"You're joking right? I'm a Viking. One does not simply declare war on a Viking. I declare war on you."
-What it should have said
*Insert "one does not simply" meme with Harald's face over it here*
That sounds like Alexander's reaction
One of the few leaders that simply laugh of shrug off a war declaration, but he does it the best out of all of them.
*_You know you're fucked when he decides to put his Helmet on_*
Pretty much.
He will never declare war on everyone once we stole his helmet
The inventor of Bluetooth technologies.
The Dane coming for English money service.
Him putting the helmet on would be much funnier if you declared war on him. He'd be like, oh shit, I'm going to need this!
I quickly learned not to laugh at his Ski Infantry when you're in a hill area
Weedmoose Hecarim It's kinda strange since Denmark is literally one of the flattest countries on earth.
@@Taggez1 That's because it isn't just Denmark, but Denmark-Norway (and maybe Iceland and Greenland as well)
Wow that war horn is so menacing.
Ok, have my cellphone with Blootooth! just put away that helmet!
Funny enough Bluetooth was named after him. and their Logo is his Initials in old Danish Runes.
I remember my last game like, he'd declare war on me, make peace, declare war on me 5 seconds later, peace, war, i'd beat back his viking ass every time, yet his diplomacy would always be on 'friendly'.. we were never friendly for long, yet i lacked the power to take out his cities. It was like a fun rivalry that I hated.
A good battle is nothing to him! War today, drinks tomorrow!
I was actually nice to him the entire game once, he never liked or wanted deals with him, until I was eventually forced to declare on war with him, after beating him and making peace with him, he offered a friendship pact with me the very next turn. This was on bloody immortal difficulty too! Got to love the 'unique' AI sometimes!
graveeking Yup! I once played archipelago and had khan on an island close, he was friendly the whole time, he even had a city on my island. =) Ah khan, you big teddy :3
@@Smithington_ I was playing a mod introducing the Sami once, in true start location (meaning I was stuck in Finland, between Sweden and Russia). The leader for the Sami is the matriatch Eadni. I met the Zulus. They lived on the opposite side of the Earth from me, quite literally. They instantly went friends with me, we traded good and once he managed to conquer Iberia, we started sending trade boats to each other. I didn't declare a single war that game, there was only this one time Sweden felt like attacking me.
Picture this. An old friendly peaceful grandma living in the arctic wastes being BFF with a half-naked, feathered, scary black warmonger from the hot lands of South Africa.
We do not upgrade our tiles to farms.
Pay the strategical resource price.
When he puts on his helmet you know that shit just got real.
*By Ysmir you won't leave here alive!*
This plays just after you say that the hunting knife on his hip is the biggest weapon in Denmark. Or after calling him a dwarf, who needs to stand on his warship to look taller.
Vikings have so much fun with war and they have little hard feelings.
Best enemy ever.
"Ahhh. De Deivil"
When speaking to him while at war
It's actually "Åh, det er dig", which means "Oh, it's you".
Harold: I love to play this with my Bluetooth speakers while I sail.
POV: Orange man wants Greenland
this guy has the best defeat animation. He blames the Gods for his loss, takes off his helmet, walks off screen throwing his helmet into the water.
"My cousin is out fighting bombers, and what do I get? Guard duty"
WE DO NOT SOW
We are Iron Men!
We do not sow!
We take what we need!
We take what we want!
in the name of House Greyjoy!
in the name of the drowned God!
I was looking for a GOT/SOIAF comment. You answered to my wishes. May the Drowned God be with you. Always.
FAILED REBELLIONS
Rocks and birdshit, rocks and birdshit.
"Ha, you show the spirit of a true Viking! Shame I have to kill you now!" -Harald Bluetooth (Civ 5)
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Now 7 Imperials.
this war theme should be the re-mixing of Skyrim main soundtrack!
You are mixing up Denmark with Norway.
PTphoenixUK Norway was part of Denmark at one point.
GreenJacketCS I think we should all be one nation, one culture (Norse) and one people! Scandinavia!!! :)
D.D Hamburger
yeah until Swedish took christianity.. traitors..
William Lungrem Harald Bluetooth was the one that converted Denmark to the Catholic Church... Just saying...
The Vikings were a great people. Skilled traders and fearless warriors. As an Englishman, I have a lot of respect for their role in our history.
When the viking has an axe and is ready to go "schlöpp schlöpp!"
0:31 Were those supposed to be airhorns? Come on Harald, get your memes straight.
The mlg of the 15th century
Drømte mig en drøm i nat...
The first minute is pure epic.
You never hear this theme in game. The only war theme you never hear in game. He is just so efficient with economy that he does not need to declare war ever. I was once a neighbor with him, and he never declared war in game (and was 1st place).
I would pay big money to see Robbaz play Civ 5. I've never seen him play any turn-based strategy games.
could've sworn i had my navy around here somewhere
I think I found a reason why he walks off after he loses a war! When he throws away his helmet he thinks "oops" and has to go get a new one from a box in the back of his ship! That's how he gets the helmet back if he loses a spy!
DUNNN
In that moment, Suleiman knew that this is not someone's set he destroyed. And that someone finds out who did it, everything will never be awesome ever again.
Helmet off: Is that you Santa?
Helmet on: OH SHI- RUN!!!!
Viking raiders sighted from Denmark! To arms!
Peace is not a word in Bluetooth's vocabulary once he puts his helmet on.
he's never a "raging viking" in my games. he embodies the seafaring trader vikings more in my games
@louthegiantcookie What are you talking about? They were a bunch of pirates who raided monasteries and unprotected villages. There was little noble in both their intentions and their way of executing it.
This theme is power 😤
Song's name: Dreamed me a dream in the night, noble and humble
Make sure you turn on your Bluetooth headphones for this.
Is no one gonna talk about how fire this actually is???
fav part: 1:38
that shit good lol
"Ain't got no time for peace treaties, i got improvements to be pillaging!"
3:39, I don't know if this was intentional but you can hear Dromte mig en drom, the oldest Scandinavian piece written. Wow....I just realized that....
Bluetooth only surrendered to his addiction to blueberries. I guess the fruit was pretty freaking rare in Scandinavia.
Together will sail for the shores!
The moment before scratching his mustache and ask for peace treaty: "NO, YOU INSIPID MAN!"
[Puts helmet on]
Shit just got real.
What ever I like is the best. There, does that settle the debate?
I was playing on a TSL (meaning they start where they are in real life) huge Europe map with Gods and Kings and a Civ IV diplomacy mod recently. Sweden declared war on me after I colonized the Baltic Sea and tried to take one of my Norwegian cities with a massive army. I killed off his army, went on the offensive, and took his capital. Gustavus Adolphus then gave me 150 gold and became my vassal in the peace treaty. :D
Tbh I vibe with this as much as I vibe with Harald bluetooth's peace theme
Let me guess, did someone steal your sweet role?
Alright, where's Amon Amarth when you need them most?!
KrimsonVagus dead
Someone took his lego
*_*When the US is interested in buying Greenland*_*
When you play as Danemarks and you wipe out an army with only 2 berserkers .
This sounds terrifying, just like it should.
Same for the netherlands.
when you offer William a trade he says "Ik hoor"
which litterally means "I am hearing".
but that's probably also the case with Harald, right?
Vikingene kommer! The Vikings are coming!
Greetings from Norway!
When he finds out YOU ate Sweden's pastries
*Gustavus Adolphus has denounced you!*
apparently he must have a dental cavity if his tooth appears blue :D
That is a beard worthy of Valhalla
Harald speaks perfectly modern Danish. The main problem with this is that it sounds off, as modern Danish, to a Danish native, sounds very refined. Han skulle have haft en jysk accent!
Bro got the Bluetooth axe
It's probably a deliberate attempt to recreate Hunnish by taking elements of Chuvash and twisting them around to try.
oh snap he did not just put his war hat on oh snap he did not just get off his boat oh snap here it come's
Oh boy wonder how many seconds the Danes a- and they're dead.
In fact, they're still using purple hearts (I think that's the medal) minted just for the Japanese invasion which never happened.
Overall they reckoned with 2.5 million deaths on both sides or something similar.
Not to be confused with his cousin, Harold Wifi.
When USA tries to conquer Greenland
It was intentional. The developers really wanted to make the music culturally accurate.
Harald is such a nasty peace of work..>..
Das Thomas I know that:P But still makes him nasty. Even Khan was not that bad for me..:P
Good day to you, sir!
Harald "You're joking, right?"
Bismark "Nope"
*Several Panzers in Copenhagen later...*
Tarkan: The viking blood that flows won't end until I avenge my wolf 😊
Just when you were tired of fighting Olaf in one for all...
LMAO.
How did the Vikings communicate with each other?
Through Harald Bluetooths!
(*chirp *chirp *chirp)
Sounds like Viking apocalypse.
3 countrys can say they where Vikings. Island (iceland) norway and Denmark. Sweden was mostly farmers. and rebels. and I AM PROUD OF MY ANCESTORS! :D
He was saying if they did.
@slopedarmouredpony you know, all the peoples you mentioned, only the government (maybe not vikings), did these things. i dont think it was the roman farmers who burnt carthage. it was not a spanish sailor who killed aztecs(you mean them?).
@Alchemisterius um, i dont exactly know what its called, ever read the book, "Red Snake"? well its about a scanian redhead (like me, yay!), who is abducted by swedish vikings. i would say those vikings are exactly as good as danes, norwegians or any other vikings.
IT might go a little something like this.'
Bismark: Oh hell no, you did not just walk into my screen!
Harald: Oh yes I did! Now I'm gonna beat you up like the other guy!
Bismark: >:( Come at me bro!
Harald: With pleasure >:D
Bismark: YAHHH!
Harald: Grrr!
Bismark: * Shoots at Harald *
Harald: * dodges *
Bismark: S**t! I'm out of ammo!
Harald: Finally!
Bismark: * Takes medal off of uniform *
Harald: ???
Bismark: * throws Medal like a ninja star at Harald *
Harald: You did not just...
Sailors of Rohan .... ATTACK