"where do her parents live", lmfao. At 22 mins in case u don't remember but that's a KEY point of them playing off each other. These two and Theo with Shane gilis is fucking funny.
“I was a child actor. I started doing coke at 12. My mother’s a schizophrenic. I was a closeted homosexual. I’m politically all over the map, though I lean conservative. I was in the mortgage industry. I idolize hucksters, thieves, cons, and cheats. My dream is to be a traveling salesman through America. And if comedy works, that’s nice too.” - Tim Dillon #TimDillon4Prez
@Jaxy Jay Most of what Americans consider liberal and conservative is so specifically tied in whatever funhouse mirror cultural bubble we decided to parse politics through that 90% of us might as well say "I'm a Wiccan, but I won't vote Democrat unless Marianne Wilson is the nominee."
Zach Barker Of course there’s such a thing as “liberal” and “conservative”, but my point is that we exist on a political island that has its own set of bullshit cultural markers defining what is or isn’t one or the other, and at best, the rest of the world slowly assimilates to us because our presence eats up so much of the oxygen in the room.
Josh Blume it won’t let me tag you, but that’s the most apt description of American politics I’ve heard in awhile. The whole idea of what “liberal” or “conservative” is so tied to our upbringing and country of origin.
@@danaelona4081 it’s like artwork. There is beauty in our struggle. Subjective beauty. The things that make us despair. The topics that society tends to label too sad or painful to discuss. We can find love and beauty in those very same things.
@@mk_-8794 Didn't he mean something more like her thoughts are as crazy as his Twitter feed or something like that? I don't understand the beauty of comparing his twitter feed with his mother's mind.
If I needed a comedian to come off the bench and be my quarterback, I’d trust Tim Dillon to stand tall in the pocket and deliver that laser into the end zone
Absolutely. They could make a great animated cartoon about Tim selling above ground pools,mortgages,copiers, cars,time shares and every other crappy sales job. It practically writes itself yes?
lol did u notice Theo said there was a group of ppl in his town in wam whites against Mexicans and then a few minutes later said, WE drew it on our binders so this is real now lmao! So he accidentally admitted he was in wam. Lol. To funny.
We need the "notorious Tim Dillion episode" of History Hyenas to be released!!! Must be horrible if Tim, Chris, Yanni won't let anyone see it. Supposedly, Tim was off and some of episode was filmed in car too
Man the very beginning of this conversation really touched me. When Theo told Tim he loved him, it was so genuine and sincere. And Tim seemed to really appreciate and be humbled by it. A very cool moment. Respect.
It is beautiful!! I rewatch it couple dozens times already. I hope every introverts in the world would eventually have someone to recreate this moment if they hadn’t before
@@jORDYTHEMAN1 I hear you but if we're continued to be entertained and they're creating revenue in the process... let's butter these parsnips! I'm excited.
Tim’s greatest contribution to the world will be that he gave comedians and public people license to speak the truth again. People are so fucking bored of the polished bullshit which is part of why he’s exploding in popularity. You love to see it.
Tim Dillon's statement about statues makes sense. It's not about the person being right or wrong but rather if the person did something significant. Poignant.
not a fan of paul, i dont follow him at all and never seen one of his videos. but he was enjoyable on that podcast. he didnt resist the humor that theo and dillion had and let them do their thing and knew he wasnt as funny as them.
@@UndercoverNormieI went to prison for something I did on heroin and Xanax and I don't remember stealing that car OR burning it at all. Like literally NO memory of it. It sounds like something I would have done but maybe with more care without the Xanax lol.
You know why Theo is so great? Because all of us that grew up in small towns and rural America knew him. This is the guy that no one hated. He never tried to be anyone but himself. He was that kooky dumb kid that got by with his quick humor. He was the one that when you come home to visit you hope you see at the bar and hang out with and catch up with for hours. Theo don’t change. Don’t try to be broad like Joe or fake deep like Brian. Be yourself.
@@casamir1 Hi Alexander, yea please do! The quote was written by, Noah Smith, Bloomberg Opinion Writer and got 200k likes on Twitter in Aug 2017. (My pov is that we bring our human nature to technology and that includes the good, bad and ugly elements) so take it all with some detachment.. Have a great day!
@@birdmanblues34 I hate to say it, but that’s Theo’s producer Nick laughing lol he has a very distinguishable laugh. Just happened to be right on time with Tim’s silent laugh
Tim is cool. Overall, just because he speaks with authority in his voice doesn’t mean his ideas about Trump are actually sound. We’ve all got flaws. TRUMP2020
Tim Dillon looks like a car salesmen who sells me a ford pinto that has a gas tank that may blow up and kill me as a positive talking point. I am buying that shit for sure!
Frfr hahah I got off of my overnight shift and pulled into my little mobile home box I call in the country with him saying that and busted out laughing
My favorite thing about Theo is that he will just shout out and ask what a word means. Dam right. Don't be afraid to ask! You are not an idiot for asking a question, you are curious and want to know. You should be praised. I know what it is to hold yourself back by not asking. Thank you for setting that standard of including yourself in the conversation by educating yourself. Your friends do not make fun of you for it. This is love.
Those pigeons be dodging everything too, straight up every pigeon is like neo in the matrix. They'll even taunt you by acting like they don't give a fuck and then dodge at the last second. Damn pigeons man
These two together is magical. My face hurts now from laughing. "It's hard to MeToo a guy with E.D." Fantastic. Be safe everybody. It's a knife fight out there.
Theo lobs them up and Tim knocks them out of the park. Where some of the sharpest comedic minds falter, Dillon takes it and puts a bow on it. These guys need to hang out more often.
DNYG he doesnt look or talk gay at all. Really the only time he talks about it is when people ask. And unfortunately everyone has to ask him about it when he goes on other podcasts.
I dont understand the farley comparisons at all, they are nothing remotely alike other than fat... its such a dumb comparison, i feel stupider for even having heard/read it.
Barely anyone remembers who Chris Farley is. Something viral or cultural would have to happen first if a movie were to be made. Someone should put a tiktok comparison of tim dillon and farley's funniest moment together. Unless it takes off, slim chanc3s.
@@saraforney3940 I'm talking about improving dating game here. So yes. Who would want to drink their drink when they could eat it in the form of an entire booze-soaked ham? Rum ham.
@The Ivory Birchman dont be a sarcastic asshole just because you're too lazy to figure it out for yourself. It's well known that Callen's dad is a member of the CFR. As for Rogan, his podcast was/is funded by the Esalen Institute. And the Esalen Institute is a front business for the CIA, there have been books written about that. I'll link a video that shows proof of JRE being funded by the CIA. I didn't believe it when i first saw it either but I was able to confirm it myself. All you had to do was look up the companies sponsored JRE and then look into the CEO's and chairpersons for those companies and you would find that JRE has many connections to government intelligence agencies. I forget what the one company was called but Susan Wojcicki(CEO of TH-cam) was on the board of one of those companies. Just do a quick google search "Susan Wojcicki CIA" and you'll find all kinds of connections between her and her family with the CIA, NSA, etc. I haven't dug into Rogan's sponsors lately but I wouldn't be surprised if they changed the listings of the sponsors of JRE after the cat was let out of the bag when this video came out a couple years ago. All of Rogan's talking points are pre-approved by his handler. One of his most frequent guests aside from his comedian friends is Mike Baker. Just go to the last Mike Baker episode and read thru the comments. It's no secret that Joe's a government shill. th-cam.com/video/9nT3jHled6Q/w-d-xo.html
I still owe Theo big time for having Tim on. From the day this episode dropped going forward, have watched Tim's pod and what a fun ride it's been* lol 😆.
Tim Dillon is one of the GOAT comedians around at the moment, whenever he’s in the same room as Brenda Schaub or Bryan Callen he’s the straightest dude there even though he’s gay.
jtukbb7 blanketface he’s one of the young killers that are running the comedy scene right now. Of course the legends are still alive doing comedy (Chapelle, ChrisRock, etc) but the relevant young guys are ones who actually direct where comedy is going (Tim Dillion, Andrew Schultz, Nick Mullen, Theo, etc)
To expound on the previous, court jesters were generally not fools. smart, sharp and were able to get away with jokes and say things the other citizens weren't allowed to say. combination of smart and funny. Yeah, Tim is a court jester.
He’s really not conservative though. He believes in free healthcare for all citizens and supported Bernie in the primaries. He just keeps it real and makes fun of the idiots on both sides of the aisle.
Theo and Tim are brilliant together! Hilarious cast men! Once in a while I do a deep dive on comics I discover for the first time and watch multiple podcasts of theirs. Most recently, I’ve been on Tim Dillon. He’s absolutely hilarious! He should play Chris Farley in a movie about Chris Farleys life. Come on Hollywood, get it together!
The top 2 high school womens basketball coaches in Louisiana
Ahahaha fuck 😂😂 theos hair is definitely a female PE coach cut for sure
Bruh😂
Lol oh shit bro
Bwahaha yes
😂😂😂😂😂
Tim looks like he owns a struggling above-ground pool company
What do I have to do today to get you into an above-ground pool.
lamo lambda lmao
Beautiful comment 10/10
10
Long Island
Tim-“My mother is schizophrenic so my Twitter is what I imagine her brain is like”. Theo-“Thats beautiful”
real hidden gem on this pod
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
If you press SHIFT + ENTER, you'll jump to the next line instead of having to spam space.
Theo and Tim need a podcast together. They play off each other so well.
"where do her parents live", lmfao. At 22 mins in case u don't remember but that's a KEY point of them playing off each other. These two and Theo with Shane gilis is fucking funny.
Tim Dillon is what you get when Alex Jones drinks the water that makes the frogs gay.
Hahahaha! I love Alex and Tim and this is one of the funniest comments ever!
I fucking love that!
......damn
Lmfao
Holy shit
“I was a child actor. I started doing coke at 12. My mother’s a schizophrenic. I was a closeted homosexual. I’m politically all over the map, though I lean conservative. I was in the mortgage industry. I idolize hucksters, thieves, cons, and cheats. My dream is to be a traveling salesman through America. And if comedy works, that’s nice too.” - Tim Dillon #TimDillon4Prez
Jax J I’m a conservative but I supported yang. Your point?
hes fucking awesome
@Jaxy Jay Most of what Americans consider liberal and conservative is so specifically tied in whatever funhouse mirror cultural bubble we decided to parse politics through that 90% of us might as well say "I'm a Wiccan, but I won't vote Democrat unless Marianne Wilson is the nominee."
Zach Barker Of course there’s such a thing as “liberal” and “conservative”, but my point is that we exist on a political island that has its own set of bullshit cultural markers defining what is or isn’t one or the other, and at best, the rest of the world slowly assimilates to us because our presence eats up so much of the oxygen in the room.
Josh Blume it won’t let me tag you, but that’s the most apt description of American politics I’ve heard in awhile. The whole idea of what “liberal” or “conservative” is so tied to our upbringing and country of origin.
“Everything Chelsea Handler did was cheap race jokes and now she’s walking around like she’s Malcolm X.” - Tim Dillon
@Chili Styles She is the hole.
When is Chelsea coming out of the closet...
@@blindthrall ารร!ฝภ
@JGfrm BrooKLynnn might as well release the book
Timestamp
1:11:11 Funny that Theo lifts arm and reveals a tag still on his hoodie - cuts to Tim who clearly notices it and decides not to comment.
This is a classic Theo von move lol 😂
Did this mean hes going to return his sweater?
So Theo
@@mightjaazuz4348No it's a bit
@@mightjaazuz4348 After he puts a few stains on it.
Tim: “My mother is schizophrenic so I imagine her brain as my twitter feed”
Theo: “thats beautiful”
Perfect. Hes right though.
I actually understood exactly what he meant. I also agree it is beautiful in a way.
@@mk_-8794 explainnn
@@danaelona4081 it’s like artwork. There is beauty in our struggle. Subjective beauty. The things that make us despair. The topics that society tends to label too sad or painful to discuss. We can find love and beauty in those very same things.
@@mk_-8794 Didn't he mean something more like her thoughts are as crazy as his Twitter feed or something like that? I don't understand the beauty of comparing his twitter feed with his mother's mind.
Love how athletic and soft spoken Tim is!
If I needed a comedian to come off the bench and be my quarterback, I’d trust Tim Dillon to stand tall in the pocket and deliver that laser into the end zone
@@MrMartena56 lmao good structure right there
Michael Phelps physique with the deferential demeanor of a geisha. Wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.
MrMartena56 fire analogy
Claudio?
Upvote if Tim Dillon should be added to the Podcastville mural
Absolutely
He’s already on the Chris Farley painting
Boy came in late, but is murdeeeeerrrriiiiiingggggg everyone out here on these podcast villes!
Yes or yes?
Absolutely. They could make a great animated cartoon about Tim selling above ground pools,mortgages,copiers, cars,time shares and every other crappy sales job. It practically writes itself yes?
Tim's reaction to Theo asking if he believes Epstein was a pedophile makes me laugh every time.
lol did u notice Theo said there was a group of ppl in his town in wam whites against Mexicans and then a few minutes later said, WE drew it on our binders so this is real now lmao! So he accidentally admitted he was in wam. Lol. To funny.
Years later I still go back and watch that moment/following rant 😅😂
Dillon looks like a human version of a South Park character
There it is indeed. It's been bugging me for a while but he looks like grown up Cartman from the Future Self n' Me episode.
Even talks like one.
like a real ass grown up Cartman! 100%
@@MintyFresh799 nailed it!
@@kevinc8613 I have been thinking this for awhile
Theo looks like a guy that is always packing a slingshot.
Wrist Rocket baby!!!
Louisiana Link
You know he got that hiiiittterr
😂😂😂😂
And drives a truck
Theo does his ads like he’s reading a hostage letter.
welp...
At $249 a month, they're probably holding his bank account hostage
I couldn't think of a good way to torch him on this, so thanks.
Rogan is the worst it sounds like he’s trying to be the draft kings guy while holding in a fart
🤣
“There’s not too many things in the world that make you happy.”
“Yeah. Guns... mysteries... what else?”
Theo is just the best
Who said guns?
Glad you caught that, think he threw in “finding something” after he asks, “what else?”- guys always on point.
Tim is like the larger, less gay version of Chris distefano.
10/10 !
Holy shit lmao
This is perfection.
It is what it is bubbas
We need the "notorious Tim Dillion episode" of History Hyenas to be released!!! Must be horrible if Tim, Chris, Yanni won't let anyone see it. Supposedly, Tim was off and some of episode was filmed in car too
I wish there was a way to buy stock in Tim Dillon. Dude is going places.
Buy some jewels 👍🏽
@@caseyfryback8271 Or some subprime mortgages
Delta-9 underrated comment
Tim Dillon looks like he wishes there was a way he could buy Preferred Stock Cologne.
Its called his patreon
Theo and Tim look like two title 9 P.E. teachers
😂😂😂
Damn, roasted 🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is hilarious
Yes! And everyday is Dodge Ball!
Mine was Coach Lou lol
Man the very beginning of this conversation really touched me. When Theo told Tim he loved him, it was so genuine and sincere. And Tim seemed to really appreciate and be humbled by it. A very cool moment. Respect.
It is beautiful!! I rewatch it couple dozens times already. I hope every introverts in the world would eventually have someone to recreate this moment if they hadn’t before
@@ThanhNguyen-br1rh what?
I feel like Theo hanging with Tim is the most honest version of both of them. They should have a podcast! Love this!
Beautiful idea!
Best idea EVER! In all of humankind, you deserve a Nobel prize or something that awards greatness!
It will be gold, leave King and Sting
@@jORDYTHEMAN1 I hear you but if we're continued to be entertained and they're creating revenue in the process... let's butter these parsnips! I'm excited.
Tim’s greatest contribution to the world will be that he gave comedians and public people license to speak the truth again.
People are so fucking bored of the polished bullshit which is part of why he’s exploding in popularity. You love to see it.
Tim Dillon’s success ran Joe Rogan out of California
He’s the most popular podcaster/epidemiologist/sociologist in LA
How so??
Skeletor it’s a joke dude, he had mentioned the success of his podcast is pushing joe to move to TX.
Bobojanglesbo thank u
PG Vision indeed!
The 2 funniest comedians who still dont get enough credit
Absolutely, Brian callen sucks
Dont forget Mark Normand
Because they missed few payments😂
facts
The 2 funniest comedians.
Tim Dillon's statement about statues makes sense. It's not about the person being right or wrong but rather if the person did something significant. Poignant.
I’m glad that Tim Dillon’s career is big enough now that he doesn’t need to share an episode w/Logan Paul
Hahah oh yeah. I thought I saw Tim on Theo's pod before
That was actually a good episode.
I haven't yet been able to bring myself to watch that one lol, although Tim is pretty funny and I want to see him.
That was a great episode, i even enjoyed tim dillon going on logans pod.
not a fan of paul, i dont follow him at all and never seen one of his videos. but he was enjoyable on that podcast. he didnt resist the humor that theo and dillion had and let them do their thing and knew he wasnt as funny as them.
Theo totally serious: "We talk a lot about drug induced homosexuality on this podcast" - probably the best quote ever
669
It is real. Stay away from benzos and barbiturates kids.
@@UndercoverNormie amphetamines/coke and booze would probably be more accurate. You’re not gonna remember if you’re on barbiturates.
@@cbarrientos512damn things fine?
@@UndercoverNormieI went to prison for something I did on heroin and Xanax and I don't remember stealing that car OR burning it at all. Like literally NO memory of it. It sounds like something I would have done but maybe with more care without the Xanax lol.
Theo makes Tim laugh more than anyone else I’ve ever seen him with. This is great! 😂
Nick Mullen probably more
Tom Harcourt was about to comment the same thing. Nicks riffs and rants are legendary
You know why Theo is so great? Because all of us that grew up in small towns and rural America knew him. This is the guy that no one hated. He never tried to be anyone but himself. He was that kooky dumb kid that got by with his quick humor. He was the one that when you come home to visit you hope you see at the bar and hang out with and catch up with for hours. Theo don’t change. Don’t try to be broad like Joe or fake deep like Brian. Be yourself.
Who's brian
@Judging Luigi where was he hating on Rogan? He just said not to be broad like him, like keep the scope of his podcast more narrow
@@tylersmith3663 broad as a hooker?
@@ogfridgeman5546 from family guy
@Tyler Smith I enjoy Rogan’s podcast, but I don’t find him very funny in his stand-up.
15 years ago the internet was an escape from the real world. Now the real world is an escape from the internet.
Not that strange, really. Things happen in cycles.
Bruh
I'm stealing this man, find it quite profound.
@@casamir1 Hi Alexander, yea please do! The quote was written by, Noah Smith, Bloomberg Opinion Writer and got 200k likes on Twitter in Aug 2017. (My pov is that we bring our human nature to technology and that includes the good, bad and ugly elements) so take it all with some detachment.. Have a great day!
@@SM-zr4nc awesome of you to name who said the quote. Gang gang
Tim Dillon, "They go woke, you go wider woke. "
Theo Von, "You go insomnia."
Legend.
theo actually threw those both out there...quick 1-2 dillon really liked wider woke
I think its Wide awoke he said.
@@floydzeppland maybe still great shit
I don’t get it
@@floydzeppland dont ...just dont... let him suffer
48:44 most genuine laugh from Tim ive ever heard
I had to watch it like 4 times to confirm it was actually him laughing and not someone else in the studio.
@@birdmanblues34 I hate to say it, but that’s Theo’s producer Nick laughing lol he has a very distinguishable laugh. Just happened to be right on time with Tim’s silent laugh
@@ryancarmello_musicno they both laughed out loud you can clearly differentiate them
These two need to play camp counselors in a movie
Bruh insane idea i’d watch the fuck outta that
hahahahah thats perfect hahaha
Too bad they don’t make movies that are actually funny anymore
A couple of the kids go missing due to a local "bohemian grove" type club.
Omg! YeSss!
Tim Dillon is such a good dude. Really enjoy listening to him with you Theo.
Wait till the sex scandal breaks....
Prison Rapes and Childhood Obesity
Tim is cool. Overall, just because he speaks with authority in his voice doesn’t mean his ideas about Trump are actually sound. We’ve all got flaws. TRUMP2020
MAGA
@@joshuaduenas4969 nice book sissy. Get to bed
Anything Tim Dillon is gold. Funniest guy there is right now.
Funniest gay
Tim Dillon isn't really funny. Rick Glassman is funny.
@@Peter.Sky.Walker Rick Glassman isn't really funny. Eating noodles out of a homeless mans beard is funny. Wait what?
hes good with theo here
Him and Danny Mullen. Also Brandon bucking ham is on the come up.
Theo just genuinely laughing over and over . It's rare I love it 😂
Its a real knife fight in here!
So good to see Tommy Boy and Joe Dirt back together
Yes 👍 👍 👍
Needs more likes
@@booqrdoit9138 agreed lol
Lololololpp
@@Tom361E lmao u know that shit was good 😂😂
If Chris Farley and Colin Quinn had a baby, it would be Tim Dillon.
Spot on!😂
Wow yeah I see it
+Todd Glass lol
Stanhope and Quinn.
Yes facts
Honestly my 20th time listening to this episode, truly timeless lol
I forgot how magical it was. lol
Yeah yeah yeah
Upvote for petition to have Theo and Tim going over current crime events and giving their opinions on it for 45 minutes a week
YES
If there were an entire network channel created with that premise in mind, my tv would never turn off.
47:17 “Food is the only luxury for people that don’t have a lot of money.” Wow that is so true. Honestly never thought of it that way.
Tim Dillon is great especially his patreon
That's how food ends up as currency in jail and prison lol
Tim: There’s just not that many things in the world that make you happy.
Theo: Yeah guns... Mysteries... Finding something.
He was describing red dead redemption2
He forgot to put “throwing my friends under buses “ on the list
@@mikeoo7712 what are you referring to?
@@MaxZUber chris delia i think
@@justinbires6283 I know he mentioned it one EP but I don't remember him throwing Chris under the bus or anything
Tim: there’s only a few things in life that really make you happy
Theo: yeah guns, mysteries
Tim Dillon is the voice of the politically nuanced. Never did I think a gay Irish guy from Long Island would speak to me.
Them's the only dudes I listen to. Onward.
He's really gay? Would not of guessed
@@StickyBandit22 everyone is a little gay
@@StickyBandit22 cause hes not flamboyantly gay? Goes to show why you shouldn't have preconceived notions about people
He's gay? No way.
“Swan isn’t for everyone. It’s a majestic creature”.
Tim Dillon looks like he still sells sub prime mortgages
Hes selling a dream. A dream of a perfectly set stone.
Tim Dillon looks like a car salesmen who sells me a ford pinto that has a gas tank that may blow up and kill me as a positive talking point. I am buying that shit for sure!
jentrizle too wordy but good effort
Life in the big city.
Or prime sub sandwiches.
Theo and Tim there’s nothing better these guys have me giggling the entire episode
"Whitney would be the husband of her Robot self" lmao
Time stamp?
@@TAZS 28:00
Garette Sebastian thank you!
Tim’s dressed like he’s about to help his neighbor move a couch.
& be a little racist to his neighbor’s Gardner.
@@saraforney3940 he looks like his shirt collar committed suicide immediately after learning the identity of it’s owner.
Lmfao
@@saraforney3940 lol spot on
Lmaoooo
"food is the only luxury for people who don't have a lot of money"
This is such a good line, describes the obesity epidemic among lower classes perfectly.
triton62674 uuuuuuuu
Crack is like 20 bucks a hit. We got options.
I felt that
@@jackwebb3757 but food is better on drugs. Or when coming down off drugs.
Theo is the only comedian I've seen who makes Tim crack up. Tim doesn't even smile when he's with Whitney.
He leaches off whitney and it seems like he feels bad for her.
Whitney's 'annoying but hot' schtick is never gonna work on gay men
Tim almost didn’t break until Theo mentioned grilling a swan. 😂🤣
Frfr hahah I got off of my overnight shift and pulled into my little mobile home box I call in the country with him saying that and busted out laughing
Love you bro any tips for me? Been playing for 9 months still absalutey horrible and sloppy
hello mr guitar man
@@BornAHawkEye then you got the swan out of the grill of your IROC and threw it in the frying pan. Hahaaa
@@salvagemonster3612 I don't know I've eaten frogs I've never eaten a swan
Not only is this guy ridiculously funny, hes also really smart.
Who?
Tim Dillon is a National Treasure
@@businessbuilder92 they must mean Brendan Schaub.
High intelligence is usually required for exceptional humour
*fat.
Tim looks like he stepped straight off the golf cart after shooting a 126
Lol! Hanging with John Daly abut to much..
Lmaoooooo
Hahaha underrated comment! Very apt description lol
Theo looks like he just shot 26 opposums at the landfill
@@adambaldwin258 😆 lol
My favorite thing about Theo is that he will just shout out and ask what a word means.
Dam right.
Don't be afraid to ask!
You are not an idiot for asking a question, you are curious and want to know. You should be praised.
I know what it is to hold yourself back by not asking.
Thank you for setting that standard of including yourself in the conversation by educating yourself.
Your friends do not make fun of you for it. This is love.
I think Dillon is pretending to be gay so that he won’t get cancelled.
You wont be surprised if some men come out saying he fingered them in the ass a few times at the jewelery store.
sharp, prescient career move if true
I would believe it. He doesn't seem gay at all.
It’s been a conspiracy for a while
you guys don’t know very many gay people...
Theo looks like the only hunting he does is throwing pebbles and sticks at pidgeons
He's got that wrist rocket hitter
He throws pigeons?
Those pigeons be dodging everything too, straight up every pigeon is like neo in the matrix. They'll even taunt you by acting like they don't give a fuck and then dodge at the last second. Damn pigeons man
this thread barely got 50 likes combined in a pandemic where people are legally forced to stay inside and read youtube comments.
@@Relithraxas okay we'll try to step it up for you my guy
How can such an aggressive tone be so soothing, modern science still can’t explain it to this day
I fall asleep to him all the time
@@saraforney3940 I do too!
We need a doctor to explain. Dr. Toboggan, Mantis Toboggan.
It’s cathartic I think
"In Kentucky most people have no face." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Perfect social climate right now to have Tim on the podcast
Tim Dillon is actually being able to finish a joke without Brendon interrupting him.
Naw B! Why you throwing my boi Schaub under the table like that!?
Brendan always interrupts with his CTE-fueled bro nonsense
Schaub ate that *ass* bro!
@@suelamphere8040 good lord 😆
These two together is magical. My face hurts now from laughing. "It's hard to MeToo a guy with E.D." Fantastic. Be safe everybody. It's a knife fight out there.
Tim’s face when Theo said Kevin Spacey 😂
I love Tim Dillon's podcast and when he's on other people's podcast. He's the funniest comic out right now.
Theo lobs them up and Tim knocks them out of the park. Where some of the sharpest comedic minds falter, Dillon takes it and puts a bow on it. These guys need to hang out more often.
Tim Dillon is the only George Carlin of the present tense without trying.
That's super accurate
I can't get passed the fact he's gay
In my opinion he's ahead of Carlin, and I hate it when people say that but Dillon is something else.
DNYG he doesnt look or talk gay at all. Really the only time he talks about it is when people ask. And unfortunately everyone has to ask him about it when he goes on other podcasts.
DNYG “I’m a modern man; a man for the millennium” - [in Barack Obama’s voice] “I’m George Carlin, I’m Tim Dillon, And I’m Gay”
‘This guy got second place in the civil war’ fuck me 😂
Wow a doctor on Theo's podcast his guests are so diverse
And politician
Virologist
He’s so progressive lately!
Everyone knows how amazing of neurologist he is
And i trust Tim over any of these Muppet "experts" WHO contradict themselves every other day of the month.
Theo has been apart of a drug induced gay experience. He brings it up every chance he gets.
He asks tons of questions about understanding if a straight guy is gay or not.
tells the gay comedian how much he loves him and means it immediately.
A part
@life in the big city depends how deeply rooted he got done did
He's definitely bi-curious.
I wish Theo had started a podcast with Tim instead of Brendan.
they do have a really good chemistry tbh ... it's different than that of Theo and Brendan or Theo and Bobby ..very complimentary in a different way
I wish Theo had stayed on Road Rules and not gotten into comedy or podcasting.
@@rosephjosenbaum7130 yea the challenge season 50
Could be room, in lieu of comedy.
No.
Tim: "When people go woke, you just go further.."
Theo: "You go wide awake"
Theo: "You go insomnia"
I can’t get over how they did bill burr and his wife on the wall 😭😭🤣
Oh shit I just noticed the baby lol
Daaamn. I wish she was HOLDING Bill like that baby
@Dylan Scott 😂😂
I can't stop looking at it, hilarious 🤣 😂 😆 😭
And where is Theo on that wall?
'Throw up a Carmelo Anthony somewhere...people are 50-50 on of he's really that helpful to a team.'
Tim Dillon's ad reads are funnier than any SNL skit.. we don't deserve him 😂
I bought the Cereal he was reading for because he threatened to kill my family if I didn't.
Haha, that's a low bar.
@@lynxharpthorn7764 😂🤘
@@detrockcity3 pretty sad nowadays
Aged like wine
Theo vonn has the best intro. It's short, simple, explains who the guest is, and sets up the atmosphere of the podcast.
Why do I feel like Theo had one gay experience on coke, and he now tries to justify his actions every podcast.
i think theo might just be gay.
it’s one of his story memes, drug induced sexuality, Theo isn’t gay.
BECAUSE THAT HAPPENED TO YOU, WE ALL SAW IT, AND IT'S OK
Tim is straight as an arrow he is just playing a character
Just one?
Riff raft and Tim Dillion are the only people that can jive with Theo at 100%
Nick Swardson Ones are the funniest in my opinion. I get what you’re staying though my man. 🤙
Big facts
Tim Dillon needs to play Chris Farley in a movie
FUCK YEAH. Spot on. A Farley with slightly less addiction issues. SLIGHTLY.
I dont understand the farley comparisons at all, they are nothing remotely alike other than fat... its such a dumb comparison, i feel stupider for even having heard/read it.
Nice
He looks kinda like him but I don't think he could sound or act like him.
Barely anyone remembers who Chris Farley is. Something viral or cultural would have to happen first if a movie were to be made. Someone should put a tiktok comparison of tim dillon and farley's funniest moment together. Unless it takes off, slim chanc3s.
"Haven't you read the cats tweets?"
Gotta love Theo 😆
These are literally the guys tied for my #1 favorite comedian
I’m so excited 🥺
🥺
Me too
Same, I would pay per episode if they had a podcast together. Fuck Schaub
Same.
That’s such a wide net comedically. Genetically not so much
47:34 first time I’ve heard Tim Dillon laugh with legitimate mirth.
Best swgment so far
This duo creates magic. Funniest LA comedians. Of course they're also not from LA.
Most people in LA are not from LA
Tim is the only comedian in LA
@@lukeshoo THIS
im sure the funniest ny comedians arent from ny either. thats just how it goes
“ a little bit of swan” if you make Tim Dillon laugh that hard. You’re funny af
This country needs a statue of Tim Dillon
Theos reaction to nick asking "do you want me to look that up" is pure gold.
Tim " there aren't too many things in life that make you happy."
Theo " yeah like guns and mysteries."
LMAO
Godamn this is a good one
These two giving off some serious relationship vibes. Please make a podcast together. The closet and the queen podcast. Gang
Fuckin hilarious name. Well done.
gang baby
💯
GANG
Theo: "We had a group called whites against Mexicans"
Tim: "Was that a musical group"
God i love tim.
W(h)AM?
@@rosephjosenbaum7130 💯
I'm never gonna dance again
I dunno, the boat cinema thing might actually improve one's dating game. You know, because of the implication.
Will there be rum ham tho
@@saraforney3940 I'm talking about improving dating game here. So yes. Who would want to drink their drink when they could eat it in the form of an entire booze-soaked ham? Rum ham.
No rum ham. but there will be some hot carrot 🥕
Are these girls in danger?
@@giantturd5157 Of course not! But they don't know that.
" Harriet Tubman scissor kicking him in the face" lmaooo
THATS SO GOOD 😂 WHY DONT WE DO THAT MORE IMPOWERING!
"Lets have a little swan" "swan is an adult meat" lol best quotes
"I LOOK LIKE A COP WHO SHOT A TODDLER". lol wtf
That blue shirt is becoming like Tim’s couches. He’s been in it for months.
Theo and Tim are the antithesis of Brendn Schaub and Bryan Callen.
Mike Knight as in he’s a walking joke ?
Callen’s dad is CFR. Enough said. Controlled shill like rogan and the rest of his goons
@@Sam-kq2zh 🎯 thank you. I say this all the time. People need to know.
@The Ivory Birchman dont be a sarcastic asshole just because you're too lazy to figure it out for yourself. It's well known that Callen's dad is a member of the CFR. As for Rogan, his podcast was/is funded by the Esalen Institute. And the Esalen Institute is a front business for the CIA, there have been books written about that. I'll link a video that shows proof of JRE being funded by the CIA. I didn't believe it when i first saw it either but I was able to confirm it myself. All you had to do was look up the companies sponsored JRE and then look into the CEO's and chairpersons for those companies and you would find that JRE has many connections to government intelligence agencies. I forget what the one company was called but Susan Wojcicki(CEO of TH-cam) was on the board of one of those companies. Just do a quick google search "Susan Wojcicki CIA" and you'll find all kinds of connections between her and her family with the CIA, NSA, etc. I haven't dug into Rogan's sponsors lately but I wouldn't be surprised if they changed the listings of the sponsors of JRE after the cat was let out of the bag when this video came out a couple years ago. All of Rogan's talking points are pre-approved by his handler. One of his most frequent guests aside from his comedian friends is Mike Baker. Just go to the last Mike Baker episode and read thru the comments. It's no secret that Joe's a government shill.
th-cam.com/video/9nT3jHled6Q/w-d-xo.html
FootDrop Bear I had no idea, Illuminati really runs everything
I still owe Theo big time for having Tim on. From the day this episode dropped going forward, have watched Tim's pod and what a fun ride it's been* lol 😆.
Sack Brenda off. Tim needs to be on that Simpsons wall as well.
sexual
Let him sit on the letters holding Oscar.
How about bringin chris farley size painting but it's Tim Dillon!?
@@jalohepo-oja7399 Very nice
@@imemberberry epic
Tim Dillon is one of the GOAT comedians around at the moment, whenever he’s in the same room as Brenda Schaub or Bryan Callen he’s the straightest dude there even though he’s gay.
jtukbb7 blanketface he’s one of the young killers that are running the comedy scene right now. Of course the legends are still alive doing comedy (Chapelle, ChrisRock, etc) but the relevant young guys are ones who actually direct where comedy is going (Tim Dillion, Andrew Schultz, Nick Mullen, Theo, etc)
100% greatest of all time at the moment.
Can't wait for him trash Bryan on his next Podcast.
@@jtukbb greatest of the past and present. That's all time we have so far.
Tim Dillon is the gay, semi-conservative court jester in the crumbling castle of modern America (watching this in 2021)
When the Fool tells the truth..we're about to see things flip back. Yes?
To expound on the previous, court jesters were generally not fools. smart, sharp and were able to get away with jokes and say things the other citizens weren't allowed to say. combination of smart and funny. Yeah, Tim is a court jester.
He’s really not conservative though. He believes in free healthcare for all citizens and supported Bernie in the primaries. He just keeps it real and makes fun of the idiots on both sides of the aisle.
Theo and Tim are brilliant together! Hilarious cast men! Once in a while I do a deep dive on comics I discover for the first time and watch multiple podcasts of theirs. Most recently, I’ve been on Tim Dillon. He’s absolutely hilarious! He should play Chris Farley in a movie about Chris Farleys life. Come on Hollywood, get it together!
Theo, you’re the first person I’ve seen to make Tim Dillon genuinely laugh so much.