@L. Ron Hoyabembe mehh our couch use to tell us pain is only a sensation it will go away. And two adays if you ever ask for water and this was 2002-2007 our middle school coach became the high school coach
I remember the kids that didn't give 100% at practice having to run during the water break. Also our water was from a garden hose hooked up to a pvc pipe with holes drilled across it.
My favorite soccer coach (Dave Berman you were the best!) made us run 1 mile every practice (at 9 years old). We won every game easily simply by being 1000 times better conditioned than everyone else. That was the best season ever and a very important life lesson - hard work can beat natural ability all day long.
I loved my football coach. Ill never forget "youre gonna run until I get tired watching you!!!!" Seriously though great coach, great guy that made everyone around him a better person!
I remember playing football in elementary school. Run 2 laps backwards, 6 forward, he had big rings and would practically punch you in the helmet. During the knee down at end of practice all of our heads would be steaming. Kinda miss it.
That 'perfect' speech made me perk up a little. My high school football coach used to say that 'Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect."
Yes, my 7 year old says this… I keep telling her that’s not how we talk, wtf! She even took a grade 2 entrance exam for another school. The teacher told her that she should only answer the questions she wants. She told me that she didn’t want to answer any, she just didn’t feel like it. I’m like… do you ever see me or your dad give up….
Had a then coach and remember a 95 degree day during camp and we did a drill for about a hour straight. Sent 6 out of the 14 lineman we had to the training room with heat exhaustion. Everyone else on the team was watching us do that drill in pure terror lol. But hey got me a scholarship cause of that man.
Had a soccer coach my freshman and sophomore year of high who was there since he started the program back in the 80s. Ran 30-45 min before practice, did doubles the first week and a triple one Saturday. The team made it to states because they could outrun the other schools. Coach retires, new coach comes in, no more running or doubles. First season, the team went 0-15-1.
Man thats so relatable it actually hurts lmao. My soccer team I was with for 6 years, we were dead last the first year playing together (0 wins, a tie and all loses) LOL. For the next 12 months he made us come out every Saturday, even when the season was over. We had to run 5 rounds of the Scotish Mile (entire team runs in a single file line and the last person has to sprint to the front, then rinse and repeat until the mile is done). After that year we went undefeated every season or 2nd place because we simply played the last minutes as hard as the first minutes cause we were so conditioned.
That no water shit made me laugh, the varsity coach in highschool used to hold a pre-try out "champ camp" where we didn't touch pucks for the entire time, just four days of skating for an hour straight. He made us ring a cow bell in order to take a drink of water and wouldn't let us bring it on the ice with us. Also had a 5 gallon bucket at center ice that he called the puke bucket, never seen it used though.
😂😂😂 To this day, nothing makes me shudder with fear like waiting to get on the ice & see your coach come over w/a diabolical grin, followed by a "you guys won't need your sticks today"
Someone's never been in the Army, jeepers cripes do they make you drink water in that establishment. "DRINK WATERRRRRR" is a common chant to stay hydrated.
The attention to detail that he actually put someone or something in front of him to reflect off his sunglasses as if he were talking to a kid. This guy is great!
I remember winning out first football game as a school (7th grade). The score was like 72-0. We then got in trouble for not winning by more when we could have. After that game everyone game 100% effort no matter how much we were up by or how much time was left. Edit: To add, we were really stacked compared to other schools in the same division but we also ALWAYS ran no-huddle offense.
Growing up in Canada, i had some hard ass hockey coaches growing up, but to be honest, I wouldnt change it for a thing, got you ready for the real world.
I think we can find a middle ground between now coach and the coach that pushes people to dehydration and heat stroke. In basic at Fort Benning they regularly forced us to drink water to prevent dehydration.
Grew up in the 80’s and “then” coach was the picture of discipline. No golden boys on a team and everyone had give 💯 Ya my coach was a soldier , a cop then a teacher .
One coach asked me not to come back unless I was sitting in the stands watching them play. I had to sit on the bench during a game because they couldn't take a chance with me and lose the game. No feelings hurt, and that set me up for adulthood.
We drank out of a hole drilled pvc pipe connected to a garden hose. You had 30 seconds to get all you could. Regardless of the algae stringing from the pipe hole. Loved it
Definitely grew up during the "Then Coach," and spot on! This is absolutely my FAVORITE one you have done, and that's really saying something! Thank you so much!
It's so true. Kids were better off for it in the past. They learned discipline and hard work. Today everyone is so soft and gets their participation trophys just for showing up.
I remember having to miss practice one time and the next day had to do a make up practice that was 10 times harder than the regular practice. But I never missed another one.
I had a 'then' coach growing up and it totally turned me off sports and fitness. Iyve come around to like exercise in my adult life, but boy did it take a lot to get me back in a gym. I dont know how accurate the 'now' coach is, but it seems like a welcome improvement for middle school and below sports.
My soccer coach was always drunk (eventually got fired for it) and legally blind. He would have us gather up before a game and go, “put on your battle gear boys, we’re goin to war”. Another good one was, “I ain’t blowin sunshine up your ass but that was a good kick”. He was a goddamn UNIT of a man.
My high school football coach was a former marine. At that time he was the scariest person I ever knew. But football was one of the most impactful things I did in high school and one of the best things for me.
hubby played soccer back in the day, and his dad was the coach. the other kids on the team got to escape the abuse when they went back to their homes, but he lived with the coach. poor thing is still traumatised. lol.
First time Gatorade was introduced to the team rather than water the guy next to me during one of our drills asked halfway thru practice to nobody in particular, "When are we getting this Gatorade we keep hearing about?" not knowing the coach was nearby. Coach runs over all crazy eyes, "Who asked for Gatorade?! Who asked?!" When nobody spoke up he said, "Ok. I'll give you ALL GATORADE!!" and ran off to get the squeeze bottle. We knew this wasn't good. He then squeezed it in all our helmet air holes. Haha. Sticky Gatorade mixed with dust and sweat running down our faces for the rest of practice. Lesson learned.
I coached my neohews football team for 2 years in a row 2 years ago. I'm 29. I was just supposed to help because no one volunteered to coach. Well the head coach was the "now" coach and the rest of us were "then" coaches and we led a mutiny on him and he was demoted from head coach to coach who talks to annoying parents so we didn't have to.
Our water was a hose attached to a pvc pipe with holes drilled in it on a shopping cart. During our 3 a day hell week (2 weeks) we didn’t get the shopping cart. My “then” coaches did more to prepare me for life than any teacher did.
My "Then" coach was a former HS star QB. Had dreams of playing it big. Always screaming and yelling at us. I swear dude had issues. One day guy gets so pissed he backhands one of our players with a helmet. Sent the kid to the ER. God I miss that man.
His interpretation of a hard ass coach falls pretty short. My coach was a maniac at times, but he worked our ass in three a days and we were superior in our fitness and stamina. A great man.
Exactly. That was awful. Instead of building discipline it was a distraction, like all I could think of was "when are we getting some water?" We had PVC pipe troughs with holes spraying water and, when allowed, I would be so thirsty I would wrap my lips over the hole to maximize my ingestion. Good old days.
That’s some funny stuff! I played 9th grade football for the whole season. The next season I thought if I’m gonna yelled at so much I might as well make some money!! So I got a job instead. Lol 😂
I actually think both sides are being mocked for their extremes. It’s funny how much people love to put on the rose colored glasses for their perception of how great they truly believe this tough ass style of coaching is. This is perfect for humor, but neither of these examples should be aspired to in the real world.
My high school coach had us so programmed that we knew every single thing that we'd have to "take a lap" so when it happened we just took off before he even said to. Mainly because if he said anything you'd be running 10 laps or be completely forgotten about. That was my favorite.. If you messed up on something he'd been on you about for days you may legit end up getting a "drop the ball and go" and you might not stop running your laps until practice was over or possibly even be the last one out of the gym. I tested it a lot, but in the end I always lost lol I loved every coach I ever had growing up, they truly made me into the man I am today, and I still hear them in my head a lot when I do certain things.
We were definitely not taught to hit with the head and we got water breaks but the attitude from the coach was the same as the then coach. The 90s was a different time.
Duck duck gray duck cracks me up. My dads from Minnesota and he told me that’s what y’all call it. Literally the rest of the country calls it duck duck goose, but it was invented in Minnesota so I guess gray duck is correct lol
All the people who think either of these coaches are good are crazy. Then coach gets you overly masculine wife abusers, and now coach gets you "yes men" who have never been challenged. Maybe we should be reasonable and realize that the ideal lies somewhere between these two.
Sometimes what you really need is a figure in your life who shoots down all the anxiety, over-thinking, and circling in your brain. It feels so good to have that kind of old school no B.S. energy; It's motivating, simple, and pushes you to do better than you think you can. Therapy and mental well being is important too, but you also need a good kick in the ass to get in gear. It prepares you for facing life's ACTUAL hard challenges in a safe environment where you have a team and coach that looks out for you.
“We are all here to have fun… and losing is no fun”
- my little league coach
Yeah, I still tell my kids we are here to have fun, and winning is more fun than losing.
Head swim coach of 150 here, I say the same exact thing.
I like winning, which is fun.
My favorite little league coach made us run laps if anyone said they had fun after we lost a game 😂
How do you spell fun? W-I-N
Little league was fantastic
The old school coach needs the “coach” shorts. Every coach had them back in the day
And the socks pulled up.
Man good point
What do you mean back in the day. Did I miss the memo 🤔
@@Christian-vq8rd the socks and shorts contain the same amount of fabric
He’s gotta be 370 smell like parliaments and drive a shitbox 80’s model dodge Dakota
"kid can't catch a cold" had me dying
Priceless 🤣🤣🤣
Or covid 👀
You though that was that funny ehy? You must fart in the bathtub and laugh your ass off
@@andrejslv4192 you don’t laugh when you fart on a bathtub floor?
"Only reason he's on the team is cause I need someone to pick the cones up after practice" 🤣💕👍
It that ain't the truth I was the back up to the back up...my friend was there for morale support 😂😂
Best line right there ^ 🤣
*spits out drink*
I was that kid surprisingly. But i was retarded as a kid.
Ouch man😭
Don’t worry, all football coaches I’ve had are “then” coaches and everyone fucking loved it
My football coach always told us, "there are two things you do on your knees and praying is one of them!"
I had a then coach for first year of club soccer, best coach I’ve had, we weren’t best technical but worked our buts off and won games
@L. Ron Hoyabembe not really
@L. Ron Hoyabembe mehh our couch use to tell us pain is only a sensation it will go away. And two adays if you ever ask for water and this was 2002-2007 our middle school coach became the high school coach
@L. Ron Hoyabembe no it really isn't man lol
I remember the kids that didn't give 100% at practice having to run during the water break. Also our water was from a garden hose hooked up to a pvc pipe with holes drilled across it.
The water trough. After you burn your tongue once you learn to let it flow for a second.
Im playing High School football right now and agree with y'all
@@crashjayoo6 how are you coaches?
You guys had water breaks?
The good ole days
My favorite soccer coach (Dave Berman you were the best!) made us run 1 mile every practice (at 9 years old). We won every game easily simply by being 1000 times better conditioned than everyone else. That was the best season ever and a very important life lesson - hard work can beat natural ability all day long.
Same in 8th grade basketball too. We were talented but we ran alot and were definitely better conditioned.
My 8th grade football team had a lot of discipline issues, which meant by the end of summer we were well conditioned
“Lesson, keep your bones Inside your body”😂”Can you play on Friday”?🤣😂
I loved my football coach. Ill never forget "youre gonna run until I get tired watching you!!!!"
Seriously though great coach, great guy that made everyone around him a better person!
I had a coach that said that many times. One time he followed those words with a five hour energy shot
I remember playing football in elementary school. Run 2 laps backwards, 6 forward, he had big rings and would practically punch you in the helmet. During the knee down at end of practice all of our heads would be steaming. Kinda miss it.
Ah, head steam. Thats how you know you had a good workout
That 'perfect' speech made me perk up a little. My high school football coach used to say that 'Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect."
My nephew’s soccer coach: “ok guys, we probably won’t win this game”
Me: “wtf is with this defeatist attitude?”
Yes, my 7 year old says this… I keep telling her that’s not how we talk, wtf! She even took a grade 2 entrance exam for another school. The teacher told her that she should only answer the questions she wants. She told me that she didn’t want to answer any, she just didn’t feel like it. I’m like… do you ever see me or your dad give up….
Me: “ Try your best !” Me to my nephew
That's horrible! I cringed reading that, seriously though what a "let's just lay down and die attitude. Uhhhh did you pose in playgirl by chance?!
They've installed a nihilistic attitude in the youth. They teach you that you're insignificant and nothing you really do matters
Maybe they aren't any good
Had a then coach and remember a 95 degree day during camp and we did a drill for about a hour straight. Sent 6 out of the 14 lineman we had to the training room with heat exhaustion. Everyone else on the team was watching us do that drill in pure terror lol. But hey got me a scholarship cause of that man.
Had a soccer coach my freshman and sophomore year of high who was there since he started the program back in the 80s. Ran 30-45 min before practice, did doubles the first week and a triple one Saturday. The team made it to states because they could outrun the other schools. Coach retires, new coach comes in, no more running or doubles. First season, the team went 0-15-1.
Sad truth but all that conditioning was helpful went you were 3, 4 rounds deep in playoffs
Same here. Sounds like you’re describing my coach. Coach Shipley at North Valley High School, Grants Pass Oregon
Conditioning is the most important part of any sport.
Man thats so relatable it actually hurts lmao. My soccer team I was with for 6 years, we were dead last the first year playing together (0 wins, a tie and all loses) LOL. For the next 12 months he made us come out every Saturday, even when the season was over. We had to run 5 rounds of the Scotish Mile (entire team runs in a single file line and the last person has to sprint to the front, then rinse and repeat until the mile is done). After that year we went undefeated every season or 2nd place because we simply played the last minutes as hard as the first minutes cause we were so conditioned.
My 8th grade football coach had us running dunes as a team since may and we were still in 7th grade
That no water shit made me laugh, the varsity coach in highschool used to hold a pre-try out "champ camp" where we didn't touch pucks for the entire time, just four days of skating for an hour straight. He made us ring a cow bell in order to take a drink of water and wouldn't let us bring it on the ice with us. Also had a 5 gallon bucket at center ice that he called the puke bucket, never seen it used though.
😂😂😂 To this day, nothing makes me shudder with fear like waiting to get on the ice & see your coach come over w/a diabolical grin, followed by a "you guys won't need your sticks today"
“Keep your Bones inside your legs” Funny!!!
Someone's never been in the Army, jeepers cripes do they make you drink water in that establishment. "DRINK WATERRRRRR" is a common chant to stay hydrated.
So glad I had the then coaches growing up.
We need more old-school coaches.
God that first whistle gave me palpitations, that terrifying little chirp
I know we’re here to have fun, but you know what’s a lot of fun??
WINNING! 😂😂😂
"Duck duck grey duck"
Pure Minnesotan
I thought the same thing. Then I realized it was the "Now" couch. It's fair. I am so embarrassed of my state.
“That’s the I suck at football alarm and it’s going off for you” lol 😂 ahhh brings back so many memories
We need the "Then Coach" mixed with the Water Break of "Now Coach". BUT NOTHING ELSE FROM THE "NOW COACH"!
I was in the marching band and every second we were late getting back to set from a water break we'd have to run a lap around the parking lot.
I'm a band section leader. I may have to try this method of discipline lol
@@elijahskutt1619 Low Brass?
@@michaelgill7994 Trumpet, but I run the brass choir which includes all of the brass instruments
@@elijahskutt1619 oof good luck
The attention to detail that he actually put someone or something in front of him to reflect off his sunglasses as if he were talking to a kid. This guy is great!
I remember winning out first football game as a school (7th grade). The score was like 72-0. We then got in trouble for not winning by more when we could have. After that game everyone game 100% effort no matter how much we were up by or how much time was left.
Edit: To add, we were really stacked compared to other schools in the same division but we also ALWAYS ran no-huddle offense.
My coach did the “no water” treatment on us and a kid passed out of dehydration. He had to run the next day lmao
When "Then" coach said, "Put down that water," I half expected him to follow up with, "Water is for closers."
I miss when coaches actually pushed you to win, not this "Everyone is a winner" BS
2nd place is 1st loser
I remember as a kid, my coach making us run laps in the Arizona heat. The slowest one had to run the laps again (which was me)
Let's be honest. We all wanted the "now" coach but knew the "then" coach would be the one that would get things done and actually make you better
Growing up in Canada, i had some hard ass hockey coaches growing up, but to be honest, I wouldnt change it for a thing, got you ready for the real world.
I think we can find a middle ground between now coach and the coach that pushes people to dehydration and heat stroke. In basic at Fort Benning they regularly forced us to drink water to prevent dehydration.
Grew up in the 80’s and “then” coach was the picture of discipline. No golden boys on a team and everyone had give 💯
Ya my coach was a soldier , a cop then a teacher .
Coach would walk down the hallway and throw people into lockers...🎭🤖🛡️
Well if they showed upto practice they could have juked that MFr and ran to the endzone(8th grade english class)
Because y'all didn't give it everything and deserve it.
@@colonelchestbridge7866
Awesome, I could have sued Coach and everyone else. Keep gas lighting and see how it works for "ya"! 🎭🤓🌞🧟
One coach asked me not to come back unless I was sitting in the stands watching them play. I had to sit on the bench during a game because they couldn't take a chance with me and lose the game. No feelings hurt, and that set me up for adulthood.
"you get them down by high-fiving 'em" 😂
We drank out of a hole drilled pvc pipe connected to a garden hose. You had 30 seconds to get all you could. Regardless of the algae stringing from the pipe hole. Loved it
Definitely grew up during the "Then Coach," and spot on! This is absolutely my FAVORITE one you have done, and that's really saying something! Thank you so much!
My cross country coach/track coach favorite saying is, "you guys are all equally worthless to me".
My high school coach acts like “ then “😂. And I’m glad!
Thanks for the laughs always know it’s a good when u post it
I wish I could see these two teams play each other! 😂
The real title should be "Football coaches in San Francisco be like"
Every coach is the “NOW” when they recruit and turn into “THEN” when actually coaching
It's so true. Kids were better off for it in the past. They learned discipline and hard work. Today everyone is so soft and gets their participation trophys just for showing up.
Couldn't agree more, you get a trophy for WINNING
Having a then coach and crying and still getting yelled at and coming back the next day built character and I wouldnt have had it any other way
I remember having to miss practice one time and the next day had to do a make up practice that was 10 times harder than the regular practice. But I never missed another one.
I had a 'then' coach growing up and it totally turned me off sports and fitness. Iyve come around to like exercise in my adult life, but boy did it take a lot to get me back in a gym. I dont know how accurate the 'now' coach is, but it seems like a welcome improvement for middle school and below sports.
I remember my coach used to make us go around graveyard at dark with a flash light in groups of two to make us tough I was in elementary school
The “I suck at football alarm” will get ya every damn time
My soccer coach was always drunk (eventually got fired for it) and legally blind. He would have us gather up before a game and go, “put on your battle gear boys, we’re goin to war”.
Another good one was, “I ain’t blowin sunshine up your ass but that was a good kick”.
He was a goddamn UNIT of a man.
I almost started to run windsprints when I hear the whistle.
The “now” coach is part of the reason we’re in this mess….
Myles is too manly to play the “now” coach…..it should have been Taylor again……😜😜
“We will run 3 days for the next month … “ I had some flashbacks
Walk it off, words of wisdom from then coaches 😁
Rub some dirt on it and smoke a Marlboro. You'll be fine
“Hydration Alarm” 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
My high school football coach was a former marine. At that time he was the scariest person I ever knew. But football was one of the most impactful things I did in high school and one of the best things for me.
hubby played soccer back in the day, and his dad was the coach. the other kids on the team got to escape the abuse when they went back to their homes, but he lived with the coach. poor thing is still traumatised. lol.
America needs a whole bunch more of coach Sir.
Dang was predicting that coffee cup would be a spitter, coach always had a fat lip in
I remember my track coach yelled at me for almost passing out at the finish line... good times
First time Gatorade was introduced to the team rather than water the guy next to me during one of our drills asked halfway thru practice to nobody in particular, "When are we getting this Gatorade we keep hearing about?" not knowing the coach was nearby. Coach runs over all crazy eyes, "Who asked for Gatorade?! Who asked?!" When nobody spoke up he said, "Ok. I'll give you ALL GATORADE!!" and ran off to get the squeeze bottle. We knew this wasn't good. He then squeezed it in all our helmet air holes. Haha. Sticky Gatorade mixed with dust and sweat running down our faces for the rest of practice. Lesson learned.
Loved the Duck, Duck, Gray Duck mention! :-D @1:00
My kindergarten basketball coach (early 90’s) physically dragged us around the court into position thats how you freaking learn.
I coached my neohews football team for 2 years in a row 2 years ago. I'm 29. I was just supposed to help because no one volunteered to coach. Well the head coach was the "now" coach and the rest of us were "then" coaches and we led a mutiny on him and he was demoted from head coach to coach who talks to annoying parents so we didn't have to.
When I used to play baseball, there was the main “then coach” and his assistant “now” coach.
My sarcastic humor is the only thing that keeps me sane while coaching youth football.
I had a “then” cross country coach for 2 days. He was a Marine. Those were hard days lol
Very grateful I have a then coach
Our water was a hose attached to a pvc pipe with holes drilled in it on a shopping cart. During our 3 a day hell week (2 weeks) we didn’t get the shopping cart. My “then” coaches did more to prepare me for life than any teacher did.
My "Then" coach was a former HS star QB. Had dreams of playing it big. Always screaming and yelling at us. I swear dude had issues. One day guy gets so pissed he backhands one of our players with a helmet. Sent the kid to the ER. God I miss that man.
His interpretation of a hard ass coach falls pretty short. My coach was a maniac at times, but he worked our ass in three a days and we were superior in our fitness and stamina. A great man.
I never understood why we couldn't just have water when we wanted
Exactly. That was awful. Instead of building discipline it was a distraction, like all I could think of was "when are we getting some water?" We had PVC pipe troughs with holes spraying water and, when allowed, I would be so thirsty I would wrap my lips over the hole to maximize my ingestion. Good old days.
That’s some funny stuff! I played 9th grade football for the whole season. The next season I thought if I’m gonna yelled at so much I might as well make some money!! So I got a job instead. Lol 😂
I remember us just puking at football practice and my coach screaming to stop.
I still remeber “GET YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASS OVER HERE” after missing a ground ball
Best lesson I ever learned
LMAO your kid couldn't catch a cold 😂
I actually think both sides are being mocked for their extremes. It’s funny how much people love to put on the rose colored glasses for their perception of how great they truly believe this tough ass style of coaching is. This is perfect for humor, but neither of these examples should be aspired to in the real world.
It is so funny to see everyone's comments complaining about one or the other
Gayest thing I've read today.
@@tonyhill5348 At least until you read the news your dad was dancing on the pole again.
@@limitbassfishing2733 hard for a dead man to dance.
Water was weakness when I played. Lol how times have changed.
We had a "now" coach for the first few practices.... then became a "then" coach
Well, because of the end I now know that he filmed this around 1:00 on a Wednesday
I legit had a then pe coach who would turn bright ass red if he saw anyone smile 😂
This! We absolutely need more of this. Lol legit was mad at the light in the loafers coach.
You nailed the now coach
I’ve played football for a hot minute and I had “then” coaches.
I’m in 5th grade and we had a “then” coach for football and we won the championship so I’m pretty glad
BTW it was tackle
What's really going to blow people's minds (and i'm sure upset them) is the fact that both of these are terrible coaching styles.
“The hardest part of your body is the crown of your head, use it as a weapon” 😂😂
My high school coach had us so programmed that we knew every single thing that we'd have to "take a lap" so when it happened we just took off before he even said to. Mainly because if he said anything you'd be running 10 laps or be completely forgotten about. That was my favorite.. If you messed up on something he'd been on you about for days you may legit end up getting a "drop the ball and go" and you might not stop running your laps until practice was over or possibly even be the last one out of the gym. I tested it a lot, but in the end I always lost lol I loved every coach I ever had growing up, they truly made me into the man I am today, and I still hear them in my head a lot when I do certain things.
Then coaches are the best
Just found this channel- HILARIOUS. Really should go to bed but now… I’m going to have some more wine and binge watch alll the videos.
I had a real coach in elementary wrestling and hippe coaches in track and field.
We were definitely not taught to hit with the head and we got water breaks but the attitude from the coach was the same as the then coach. The 90s was a different time.
As someone who actually coaches, unlike most commenters, being a ‘then’ coach gets you sued. I’ve found blending both approaches to be very effective.
I didn't want this video to end.
Duck duck gray duck cracks me up. My dads from Minnesota and he told me that’s what y’all call it. Literally the rest of the country calls it duck duck goose, but it was invented in Minnesota so I guess gray duck is correct lol
All the people who think either of these coaches are good are crazy. Then coach gets you overly masculine wife abusers, and now coach gets you "yes men" who have never been challenged. Maybe we should be reasonable and realize that the ideal lies somewhere between these two.
Sometimes what you really need is a figure in your life who shoots down all the anxiety, over-thinking, and circling in your brain. It feels so good to have that kind of old school no B.S. energy; It's motivating, simple, and pushes you to do better than you think you can. Therapy and mental well being is important too, but you also need a good kick in the ass to get in gear. It prepares you for facing life's ACTUAL hard challenges in a safe environment where you have a team and coach that looks out for you.
Duck duck grey duck? WTF is that? This is American and in America we play duck duck goose...
stop being animalist
He didn't want to make the goose feel different lol. I caught it.