Chris Distefano: “I Just Drank Pinot Grigio and Listened to Michael Bublé” - Full Special
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- Chris Distefano recounts getting into a fight with a little kid over ice cream, his dad’s unusual New York accent and a wild, chance encounter with Tracy Morgan.
Original airdate: June 6, 2014
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Chris is such a likeable guy and his cadence and story telling is second to none. Love this kid!👍
ngl an espresso flavored ice cream with pistachio sprinks sounds not bad...
Sprinks
Show me your divorce papers.
Whats the best aarp plan? Trying to help out my grandma
How high were you
Sophisticated kids 👏
I saw some of this material in development from him when he was grinding in NYC 10 years ago, so cool to see where it has taken him and how he has evolved. I love Chris.
His physical therapy bit had me dying I’m also a DPT and get asked medical questions outside of my field from friends and family all the time… I’m gonna offer to massage their elbows for every ailment now 😂
I’m a DPT student, and we talk about his jokes while working on the cadaver at the anatomy lab lol
I’m trynna get into DPT school any advice?
@@Cruzaman4040 assuming your GPA and prerequisites are covered make sure you have a variety of PT setting observation hours. Variety is valued over quantity, though quantity with specific PTs can result in stronger letters of recommendation. Practice for the GRE and take it early as it can be retaken as needed, just shoot for over 300 and you’ll be competitive. Those three aspects of your application can outweigh your GPA if it’s not exceptionally strong or they can hold you back even if you have a 4.0.
If these are all complete and you’re actively applying, focus on making a strong application essay as well as practicing for the interview. These will be the true deciding factors, the other stats are just check boxes to see if your even worth considering.
Best of luck to you!
I’m glad to find some jokes I haven’t heard from him ! I swear I’ve seen to many clips 😅
The delivery and joke style is great! He genuinely makes me laugh. Stories of his dad are phenomenal!
Chrissy D before the fasting & sunglasses!! 😆 🤣
This was awesome to wake up to 👍
This guy is incredible. So great. Thanks for the good laughs!!
Chrissy Chaos is one of the best comics in the game right now. Shout out Homeless Pimp.
Such a talented comedian and story-teller Chris Distefano is!
that rotary cuff bit got me xD I didn't realize that's not what its called either xD
Chrissy’s wave at the end 😂❤
“Mi gente?!” Thaswassup Chrissy Chaos!!! 😂😂😂🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾
Speshy weshy!
I haven't laughed normally in months and months❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Thank you
Chris has just got better and better. Loving his stuff!!
MY GOD!!!! I LAUGHED SO MUCH. GRACIAS CHRIS. I'M ALSO FROM BUSHWICK, NY. YOU'RE DEFINITELY "MI GENTE".
Perfect closing joke 😂
Got me on the rotary cuft 😂😂
Lol so funny. I met John Travolta in 1981 in NJ I worked at Teterboro airport and the co I worked for were servicing his plane. I was a big fan of his it was right after he made the movie urban cowboy. He was super nice and your right his eyes are beautiful lol I was 22. I took a picture with him. He is a super nice guy. 👍
It looks like c c caught a snap and woke up let's go I'm happy for this new generation to have all this comedy available to them
MAKE THE SIGN OF THE CROSS!
that was hilarious from beginning to end! 😂
The ending joke was fire! 😂😂😂
HAHAH you're awesome Chris!
While telling the hummus bit i was stunned because IM EATING HUMMUS. The cousins balls story had my absolutely dying
This went soo wel in the hS for the you Jrs’. Back in ‘12 !
Well done sir
This guy is REALLY good 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The R’s NY thing is totally true! Mom adds r’s now and she’s 82 😂
"Get rid of her!" 😂
Laughed my a@& off!
When he said his hair used to be worse, I was immediately like "Faux Hawk!"
Sprinks😂
This aged so well! 😂
I'll never let go leo 😂😂😂😂
I remember the harp from Ducktales that would tell you if you're lying. "You are fibbing, fibbing, FIBBING!!"
Very very funny special
CHRISSY! Chrissy is hilarious =)
4:26 he says "brottle". He's becoming his dad.
TH-cam; stop suggesting😊that I try PARAMOUNT TV: I’m watching this on TH-cam because I OPENED TH-cam and CLICKED THE VIDEO ?! 😊😂😂
I’ve been ordering pistachio ice cream since I was 10
Show me your divorce papers!
Your part of the issue
What those eyes can do 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh FML
Duck Tales 🤘🤘
Christopher!!! Get rid of her 😂😂😂😂
Chrissy chaos, yall😂
No diddy but I fucking love Chris Distefano!!! My favorite comic & im 🇲🇽 from the 818 💪😎
It's personal for me, my favourite ice-cream flavour since I was at least 5 years old is pistachio 😂😂😂
He's funny ❤
Nice ending joke
😂😂😂 groogle
His dad must be Carl from aqua teen hunger force.
I used to watch ducktails when I was a kid.
Sprinks? 😂
WOOHOO POPULAR BANK !!!
so it is roberto🤣
Hilarious
How come I am getting to see his act only now on TH-cam? He is genuinely funny unlike so many other male comedians with the same tired jokes and shticks! Hope he shows up in my town cause I will be buying a ticket to see him live! Meanwhile, he is very cute, to boot!
His cousin, Tommy, wanted to resolve the issue with his man parts so that it would not affect his confidence level going into the interview.
It's not just the haircut my dude 😎
3:08 I snorted
FUNNY guy.
Pistach Gelat is pretty off the hook.
Both of you need some help. 😂
What's the song at the end?
Yeeee❤❤❤
Holy eff 😂😂😂😂
very funny baby blue travolta very funny
pretty decent
The kid is an old soul....
trying to hire chris. please send management info!!!
😍🤩❤
1st time watching
DISTEFANO!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have so many gay jokes i had to stop myself and copy and paste to a word document
❤😂❤
Glad to see Chrissy "Choccy Sprinks" Chaos got fired from his Coldstone Creamery job... what happened Comedy Central? We miss your specials and new comedian intros.
uhhh
Material matches haircut.
*has same haircut* listen buddy
Your comment made me laugh so hard 😂
This is an old special
Original air date in the description 👍
It was new for me
😂😂😂😂😂👍🙏
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
❤ Chrissy D is SOO damn fine! 🥴
Size 37 waist
@@saar144 😂😂😂😂😂😂
If I was gay my mom would be supportive but would assume any guy I bring over was a boyfriend.
This Chrissy kid... he's... wide.
I feel like this is Matt Rifes content
Only Matt Rife would have been in 7th grade when this came out.
I wonder how he performs with a gay feminist crowd lol. I liked him tho he was genuinely funny, hella energetic and just full of f it we ball vibes that not a lot of people can express. Hope this set changes his life cuz I feel like he deserves it
„Remember ducktales ?“
Crowd laughs
„Duck tales oowoohoow“
Crowd laughs
Not my humor sadly :/ no hate
Dad must have a Latin boyfriend
I wonder if Latinos and September 21, 1979 have anything in common with his father
If Pete Davidson were funny.
When conventionally attractive straight men decide they wanna be funny.
Harrassment jokes are not that funny. Good luck!
Not great
I can’t believe that people think this guy is funny😢
Way to spill the drink in the opener, bartender.
I thought this guy was married to a Latina with a child??? What happened??