The least worth it scheme in history (HITMAN)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ค. 2024
- HITMAN: World of Assassination on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/16...
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We’re hitman guys, of course we put 20 hours into the game every 18 months
This is the most real comment I've ever read. It's like playing Slay the Spire daily for like 2 months and then not playing it for 8 months.
@@dekkonotMe when NL plays StS 2 for one video and never touches it again.
"Don't worry! I got him! and the SOB was naked too!" I'm crying. 21:19
"The sick pervert took off all his clothes while I was beatin the shit outta him!!"
Oh my god I cackled
"I got an idea" **pulls out gun in full view of security camera, instantly hunted**
NL is funniest when he’s playing hitman
exploding golfball? that's how i woulda did it
the Sieker + kitchen knife one-two combo was pure evil
The best Agent 47 cosplayer has logged on
Telling a woman “you exist for my pleasure so can you get out of your cycle” problematic.
we are so back
NL playing this again is really giving me the Freelancer bug, might have to boot it up again and see how much of my muscle memory has disappeared
This happened to me. 😭 When Freelancer came out, I had not lost a mission. Now I can’t get past 3 missions without failing. 😔
man am i pegged up for this. hope he plays it for a little bit 🙏
I think about the "that's how I woulda done it" video every day. My go to thought when I do any activity. It drives my wife insane
Driving partners insane with NL related bits is intended beta
Cant believe balatro is over, might have to start taking hard drugs
Gameplay with interesting variables, What ever shall we do?
Tbh i started doing them but then hitman season came along and i remember that i love hitman so +2
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened
This clears balatro any day of the week
@@JesterWDE you just don’t know how to count
As a New Zealander I would like to disown the zucchini slice, that’s some Aussie bullsh*t if ever I saw it
That’s how I woulda done it
Smoked since I was 15. Shits so hard to give up but I am going to.
It is pretty difficult! It's easy to be like, yeah, maybe just less today and we start tomorrow. I basically had to time travel to quit. Put my ass on lockdown and just slept for a few days to get by the hardest bits.
I'm wishing you extra luck and strength! You got this 🥳 You gonna change out your YT handle when you make it?
@@LaserStorm117 sleeping is probably a good idea and yeah I probably should change it shouldn’t I? 😂
@@NewportRed100s , it defo was a huge boon to the entire process. That, and patches. Idk if you've ever used them before, but they're awesome. Too awesome.... I would suggest putting one on in the morning and not too late in the day. They can really disrupt your sleep. I ended up kinda just swapping addictions for a while because they give you absolutely insane dreams. A lot of people don't like it for that reason. I would also only get like, 4-5 hours of sleep on them. I guess good for sleep schedule adjustments 😅
Getting something to occupy your mouth with, too, is mad handy. I did the nicotine gum for a bit, until I switched to just regular ass gum.
I'm sorry for the, "who fkn asked" deluge of info, but you might even wanna check to see if your state offers free help with quitting, as they can send you gum and patches for a while, and mine even offered coaches to chat with. I didn't use the coaching, but it was nice it was available. They would call and check on my progress every so often, which was really nice to feel like someone else was in your corner, you know?
Yeah.... Lol your handle and pic seems like a haunting vestige after you quit. I guess it depends on your perspective of the whole thing. Will you look upon it and feel cravings, or relief you found your strength to be rid of your smokey companions?
@@NewportRed100s idk if I cursed too much in my reply, or it was too long. It got deleted on my end. Big sad energy
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So glad Hitman is back. Peak entertainment!
He looked away to not get toilet water splash on his face. Professionals have standards.
Lovin the Hitman vids, NL
Good for gameplay AND yapping
8:27 I can't figure out how to get downstairs as he runs by the stairs to go down 😭
these vids made me pick up hitman on steam. the egg did it again
Bro what do i buy if i want to play freelancer is it just the base world of assassination?
26:32 me when i accuse my friend of killing someone in Among Us
Oh yeah it’s all coming together
SOMEONE'S MESSING ABOUT HERE
that's a smart hit
We're Balatro guys of course we're going through withdrawals and making it everyone else's problem
"I have to wash the car otherwise my wife will get the ick because i didnt follow through" so THATS WHY Ive always wondered and slightly hated that all my female friends ask me an abundance of questions whenever I proclaim im gonna do something really basic
whyd he burn that guy to death for no reason like that sick and twisted
I love NL but sometimes I'm like: Jessie, what the hell are you talking about?
We are getting out of Ambrose Island with this one 🔥🔥🔥
He just needs to stick to one plan. It’s so horrible to watch him switch between 3 different ideas at the absolute worst times so none of them work.
Kinda in the mood for some coin game too ngl
Dees Nuffs
We're well guys of course we go back.
As a former smoker that switched to vaping when my daughter was born i can confirm, im not trying to look cool, im trying to not smell like shit and make my family sick.. kids vaping is probably not good... But when my parents were kids they smoked and when i was kid we smoked so at least it's much better than that? You can definitely tell when people think they are cool vaping and other people who just vape as if it never happened
Appreciated.
We're hitman guys, of course we just wanna know what kind of chopper they got here
erm...... 2001 baby here i probably have a literal black liver :D
Poison guard with syringe?
0 likes in 4 minutes you fell off bro
@@doodelbopgames Can you fall off if you've never fallen up?
@@LewAka yes, for example after sitting on a chair.
@@LewAka I believe so
Septante > soixante deez neuf
Balatro is over, sad times
@@dongodongo12 literally crying and shaking rn
Finally
@@Alliclare you’re hating because you don’t know how to count
@@KostkaJones :)
36:30 damn that hits different lmao, i graduated with over a 3.5 GPA so i got a special letter by my name on the graduation booklet thing, and i was even worse. i smoked weed nearly every day basically the last 3 years of high school, i really started going every single day during the 2nd to last year. smoke with the homies or take an edible before school, do the work, go to lunch and smoke more and maybe buy a cart off one, and then finish the day and go to practice.
i really do think weed aided my abilities in swimming this last year, before a race just hit the cart a couple times, cough to clear out your lungs and breathe clearer, then take deep breaths. thats what i did every time and i definitely improved. i mean those kids are addicted to caffeine and pre-workout, im just addicted to weed instead. and i only smoked sativa or hybrid, indica had a more negative effect because i would feel a lot less energetic and after the whole school day, i was already drained.
i really only smoke now when i need to do shit, cause otherwise with my adhd, i dont feel much motivation to do things on my own, so the weed kinda helps me put that to the side and just do what i need to do, especially if its a physical task such as yardwork or something. like its not that i dont want to do it, its just sometimes i cant. idk, i know it sounds weird, but if i want to finish something but my body doesnt know where to begin, i start to feel overwhelmed. the weed kinda just puts a sheet over it so that its not like right in front of me and i can ignore it easier.
Too dark
Ouughuhhhhuouuuhhggggg
Cigarettes, lab coat, glasses. Cool.
Just saying.
First
NL is wrong, smoking does look cool.
Does he literally ever win these properly