Having just bought Hitman 3 during that sale last week but having watched NL and others play it tons, it will never not be funny how often NL needs some sort of distraction to make an NPC turn or go somewhere nearby, and he only looks for an environmental one then gives up and KOs / kills them. Meanwhile I've been playing it and I just crouch around a corner or behind a box and toss literally anything in my inventory on the ground to make a noise to attract an NPC or make them turn.
Analytics comment, more bandage man 3 please also dana and joe lookalike because people always look like their pets. the fact that nl thinks 80 percent of chat is worse than him at this game is WILD
NL thinking he's better at hitman than 85% of chat is hilarious, don't worry we're not here because we need peak Hitman strats, we're here for the banter and goofy ass plays. Also the strawman about gamers being uniquely obsessed with stats and competitive aspects to the hobby ignores all the other hobbies that have competitive scenes. Gardening, Sports, Fishing, Photography, etc. If you can think of a hobby, there will be some sort of competition created for it. Gaming isn't unique in that aspect, some people just derive a feeling of satisfaction from the validation that comes with having tangible 'proof' that you're better at your hobby than others.
This game is deceptively difficult. I was convinced NL was bad at the game, so I found some of the best Hitman TH-camrs like mrfreeze and it turns out they get busted almost as often. Also, I'm a MGS veteran and I remember ragequitting in Colorado. So keep it up NL. Despite what the backseaters say... you're pretty good.
12:57 wants to poison a guard and has a guard in a spot that no one is looking, decides to knock him out instead? 19:00 sees a guard RIGHT THERE with NO ONE looking at him and ignores him? 20:19 decides to poison a guard with someone looking directly at him. I can't keep watching these vids man
Idk what system NL is talking about at the beginning, but it bears reminding that the objectives of a system are what that system *does*. If a system applies rules in a way that coincidentally disproportionately negatively affects minority groups, that *is* the purpose of that system.
always a trip to watch as a person who is the same age and also grew up in kingston. really deep in the lore over here and unfortunately yes bubba's is mid
STILL doesn't understand the difference between suspicious and trespassing. has spent hours now standing still wondering why he is not being escorted out of an area he is not trespassing in only to get shot
3:45 bro is in Colorado, where everyone is a guard and you are in a hostile area anyway, and he still feels the need to put his gun in his briefcase. His brain has officially ceased to develop
"Librarian, to see you become Type A...That's the most devastating of all."
Mf hitting him with the "Et tu, Brute?"
i should never have downloaded the game after consuming hundreds of hours of speedrunning content...
we're hitman guys, of course we're commenting to keep the analytics for the series good
Imma be fr I don't think NL gaf about that he's gonna play whatever he wants 😭
So true
Amen brother
That’s literally what I’m doing now! Crazy world we live in.
So true
AS LONG AS HITMAN LASTS.... I will be here, enjoying every goddamn second of it.
Welp
we’re hitman guys, of course we watch the video once in just audio and once to actually see what he’s doing
soo truuee
HAHAHA THIS
Bruh I listen to NL while driving and working all the time lol
crazy they put him in the game
Can't get enough of Hitman playing NL
Man! I sure can't wait to see the next episode!
*last online 10 years ago*
Keep up the hitman!! I never speak, comment, or interact with you but please keep dropping this. It’s my source of life
NL willing 7 grand into of existence for the bit is just what I'd expect from a guy with the mandate of heaven
🙏
We're hitman guys of course we are absolutely devastated that the uploads contain no hitman 😢
surely he will have the mandate of heaven this run
"im gonna play 3 different campaigns in an hour"
"Wow, are you a speed runner? "
"..."
"A-are you a speed runner, r-right..?"
We’re Hitman guys, of course we can see why they call this game Assassination 3
My only idea of what colorado looks like is from Hitman so i have to assume that that entire rectangle of america is hell on earth
HOSTILE AREA
Well it does have a demonic horse statue that killed its creator
The rectangle itself is pretty awesome and beautiful. The people how inhabit it? Not so much. Especially in Denver
In hindsight, it is very funny that he convinces himself the guy at 30:41 is the target when it's the only suspect that doesn't have a hat.
This is definitely going to be the time it comes together
Love that this is a thing again in 2024
0:01 me when my friend asks me what's the best state to get high and go skiing in
Colorado is the highest state.
30:55 goodbye, sweet syringe
in like 1200 hours across the trilogy i have never experienced anything of the sort
the NL curse
we're analytics guys, of course we want nl to keep dropping hitman content
47:25 Me when I'm hanging out with my sister but she's an extrovert
commenting so NL keep playing more hitmen
He brings the BOOOOOOM
I can see why they call this game BALDur's Gate 3
Congrats backseaters, looks like you killed the series.
hell yeah dude
hitman is the golden goose man, it just keeps laying these golden eggs
Dont stop the hits brother
Love live the hitman content
Oh Ya Bud
You make me want to play this game. It looks fun
Having just bought Hitman 3 during that sale last week but having watched NL and others play it tons, it will never not be funny how often NL needs some sort of distraction to make an NPC turn or go somewhere nearby, and he only looks for an environmental one then gives up and KOs / kills them.
Meanwhile I've been playing it and I just crouch around a corner or behind a box and toss literally anything in my inventory on the ground to make a noise to attract an NPC or make them turn.
John Positive back at it again
Analytics comment, more bandage man 3 please
also dana and joe lookalike because people always look like their pets.
the fact that nl thinks 80 percent of chat is worse than him at this game is WILD
In Assasin 3, we trust
Hitman content is goated
i love how he calls out chatters
Love me some hitman!
The face plus thumbnail is crazzzYY lol
GOAT streamer
Hell yeah
Hitman is it, man
This guy is so goated with the sauce as gen-z would say
We’re hitman guys of course we leave the stream to watch the new video
We’re we’re, of course we’re we’re
We're Hitman guys, of course we're waiting for the next Slay the Spire episode
Fuuuuuuuck that. Hitman is 12 outta 10.
@@Centrifuze, why can't we have both?
I do agree, though, that NL Hitman is pure gas.
Between the Hitman and Slay the Spire I’ve been pogging out of my god damn gourd lately
NL thinking he's better at hitman than 85% of chat is hilarious, don't worry we're not here because we need peak Hitman strats, we're here for the banter and goofy ass plays.
Also the strawman about gamers being uniquely obsessed with stats and competitive aspects to the hobby ignores all the other hobbies that have competitive scenes. Gardening, Sports, Fishing, Photography, etc. If you can think of a hobby, there will be some sort of competition created for it. Gaming isn't unique in that aspect, some people just derive a feeling of satisfaction from the validation that comes with having tangible 'proof' that you're better at your hobby than others.
never stop playing hitman
Hitman yippee
i love how he pronounces ICA as ike-ah
Hitman!!!!
Muder Hobo rp? I thought you weren't gonna touch Baldur's Gate 3
We're hitman guys, of course we comment to stay competitive with sts vids
NL also looks like MC Frontalot and I've never seen them in the same room together
We wouldve did the analytics boosting
Whitman pog
This game is deceptively difficult. I was convinced NL was bad at the game, so I found some of the best Hitman TH-camrs like mrfreeze and it turns out they get busted almost as often. Also, I'm a MGS veteran and I remember ragequitting in Colorado. So keep it up NL. Despite what the backseaters say... you're pretty good.
this, it ain't all rote experience but the skill ceiling is unfathomably high and even experts make mistakes
has he ever made it to the second phase of a campaign?
He has beaten at least one campaign a while ago when the mode was new.
12:57 wants to poison a guard and has a guard in a spot that no one is looking, decides to knock him out instead? 19:00 sees a guard RIGHT THERE with NO ONE looking at him and ignores him? 20:19 decides to poison a guard with someone looking directly at him. I can't keep watching these vids man
Hitman pog
I think this may be the end for now for Hitman.
Hitman Arc NL is simply too much brain for kids these days smh
Solid plays, fuck backseaters
If NL had hair he’d look like the actor who plays The Deep
Why is the assault rifle an illegal item in the Hitman Batcave though? 🤔
I know the people here are hitman guys, but where's the love for cine2nerdle guys 😢 miscellaneous guys would understand
Cine2nerdle guys when the game doesn't involve listing the same 50 movies and their sequels 🤢🤬
Hitman crew signing in
Anyone else get nervous when he ends a video on a loss?
I’m a 6’1 guy, 27, with glasses, and I feel called out
We’re hitman guys
Idk what system NL is talking about at the beginning, but it bears reminding that the objectives of a system are what that system *does*. If a system applies rules in a way that coincidentally disproportionately negatively affects minority groups, that *is* the purpose of that system.
He was talking about the daycare system. It got cut off at the last hitman video.
Based system 😊
always a trip to watch as a person who is the same age and also grew up in kingston. really deep in the lore over here
and unfortunately yes bubba's is mid
me when I have to deal with my annoying neighbours:
we course of we' are
Analytics comment, let's keep the Hitman hype going!
Bald leading the bald
STILL doesn't understand the difference between suspicious and trespassing. has spent hours now standing still wondering why he is not being escorted out of an area he is not trespassing in only to get shot
Engagement engagement
Y’know, ordinarily, I wouldn’t comment on an egg video. But if it pleases the algorithm and we get more Hitman, it is for the greater good.
I don't live in us impossible to see him
Analytics comment
Day 1 of asking NL to try speed running Hitman, either story mode or freelancer
I can see why they call this game Ass 3
We're analytics guys, of course we hit men (3).
Yo yo we are guys of course we gay
we're hitman guys, of course we took our pet goat out back and gave him a full spray with the hose.
Analytics
Anyone else on their tenth watch to inflate the view counts of the hitman content?
That's how I woulda did it
ok spaghetti
NLytics comment
When did George Costanza start streaming.
Get it because he's bald
Comment
3:45 bro is in Colorado, where everyone is a guard and you are in a hostile area anyway, and he still feels the need to put his gun in his briefcase. His brain has officially ceased to develop
We’re hitman guys, but that’s not how I woulda did it
Deez
erm eggman i dont see a slay the spire upload yet
44th like 723 views
Pretty sure the penalty for non target kills in freelancer is not true at all lmao
It is
I fucking love Hitman man