Joey Diaz Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • @Karnyyy
    @Karnyyy ปีที่แล้ว +974

    Joey had to stop himself from saying "bad motherfuckers" in the beginning. TREMENDOUS

    • @turtlelover4373
      @turtlelover4373 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Caught that too. Old habits from the church are hard to break

    • @clayrester9342
      @clayrester9342 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EXACTLY what i came here to comment.. hahahahaha

    • @plasma9839
      @plasma9839 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally bro 🤣 was gonna say the same thing

    • @ffftful
      @ffftful ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol was just about to say that 😆

    • @MrDnbForLife
      @MrDnbForLife ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol i literally just wanted to comment that, fantastic!!

  • @RetroBacon1
    @RetroBacon1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who else knew he wanted to say “bad motherfucker” at the start 😂😂

  • @carlsagan2299
    @carlsagan2299 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's a scientific fact that "Hispanic" or "Latino" is not an actual race.

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got a fun fact for ya genius...
      Race doesn't exist in the human species. However, Hispanic/Latino is as much an ethnicity as any other ethnicity.

  • @davidmathews5245
    @davidmathews5245 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Next time don’t have women in the room boys. Uncle Joey is holding himself back like a gentleman.

    • @Padillaeee
      @Padillaeee ปีที่แล้ว +38

      100%

    • @matejamilutinovic319
      @matejamilutinovic319 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Like a doctor

    • @darthyamideathbringer
      @darthyamideathbringer ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You know he was about to open with "you bad motherfuckers" instead of "you beautiful people" 😂

    • @willhanken6792
      @willhanken6792 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t have any of them in the room. Get some people who aren’t immature retards. Especially KFC’s headass.

    • @Goerge_W_Bush
      @Goerge_W_Bush ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True 😂

  • @edwardbautista146
    @edwardbautista146 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    The real ones know….uncle Joey was holding back haha. A true gentleman.

  • @dustystephens7387
    @dustystephens7387 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Joey definitely wanted to say “what’s happening you bad Mother fuckers”

    • @edwardhannah8507
      @edwardhannah8507 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol I clocked on that. He stopped himself within a millisecond 😆

    • @mattamance4548
      @mattamance4548 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaoooo Absolutelyy 😂

    • @AndrewScott1337
      @AndrewScott1337 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      right hahahaha

    • @LiKWiDjay
      @LiKWiDjay ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just went to comment this lmao

  • @King__Mo
    @King__Mo ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Uncle joey was about to say "what's happening bad muthaf*kers". Then he was like nah I can't say that sh*t here! 🤣

    • @aerebrush1852
      @aerebrush1852 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah that brought a smile to my face

  • @psytron939
    @psytron939 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I want HOURS of this.

    • @Padillaeee
      @Padillaeee ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch church of whats happening now

    • @elite6848
      @elite6848 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Padillaeee The bad thing is that the mic quality is so bad sometimes

  • @iVilliain
    @iVilliain ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Dude Joey hasn't been doing stand up actively for a while now... and he comes on here and is hilarious! That's why he's one of the greatest of all time!

    • @knuckknucks9075
      @knuckknucks9075 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I saw him last year on his return tour . It’s was old school uncle Joey and it was hilarious !

    • @Toddpeekence
      @Toddpeekence ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you think he stopped being funny the moment he hung up the boots?

    • @knuckknucks9075
      @knuckknucks9075 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Toddpeekence no, never said that or implied that bud . Did Joey loose his boots or did you lick them off of him ?

    • @josiffexplosiff1
      @josiffexplosiff1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@knuckknucks9075 calm down he wasn’t talking about you he was talking about the original comment. Hence the reason you weren’t tagged.

    • @knuckknucks9075
      @knuckknucks9075 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josiffexplosiff1 🤣feeling police

  • @daniell8630
    @daniell8630 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Joey holding back from saying “Bad Mothafucka” 2 seconds in was funny af

  • @bluraynation5188
    @bluraynation5188 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The audio levels of the people behind the camera are mixed way too loudly. They’re drowning out Uncle Joey and robbing me of comedy

  • @hrod4897
    @hrod4897 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Most definitely need a uncle Joey movie or series about his life.

    • @ThePeoplesElboww
      @ThePeoplesElboww ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His autobiography just came out. Read it and listen to it

  • @SirStoneFace
    @SirStoneFace ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I wish Joey was an AI assistant. he's such a gem

    • @jakeguercia7755
      @jakeguercia7755 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He has so much content from the church and now his own pod, im sure it actually could be programmed 😂

    • @APAMVs
      @APAMVs ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@jakeguercia7755 honestly his podcast episodes need to be archived

    • @ManFrancisco
      @ManFrancisco ปีที่แล้ว

      “Good morning cocksucker” is something I need every day

    • @APAMVs
      @APAMVs ปีที่แล้ว

      @DK if you press the Snooze button he'd say:
      GET UP COCKSUCKA ITS ALL OVER! Come on! Don't you wanna go out there and make someone suck ya dick!?

    • @TheFlareMind
      @TheFlareMind ปีที่แล้ว

      💯 agreed!

  • @williamhannum6275
    @williamhannum6275 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Under all the craziness and depravity you can tell that Joey Diaz is the NICEST guy - it always comes across.

  • @JorgeFigueroaFernandez
    @JorgeFigueroaFernandez ปีที่แล้ว +11

    They didn't let him say his WHAT'S HAPPENING YOU BAD MFS line😂

  • @UncleDron8
    @UncleDron8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is why you buy this man's book. Even if you don't read. LoL 😂

  • @Flowingriver
    @Flowingriver ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg immediately saw how Joey Diaz had to stop himself from going savage 😂😂😂 “what’s happening you bad m#+€]>~>%]+!!!!! Joey is tremendous. Thanks to him, I’m using this word very often.

  • @justinharvie8126
    @justinharvie8126 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Uncle Joey doin' ASS THE INTERNET"

  • @jeeeeeeees
    @jeeeeeeees ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He wanted to say motherfuckers. And he should. Never censor yourself.

  • @letsboogie4408
    @letsboogie4408 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Joey is naturally funny, love his energy

  • @dustinbenz8592
    @dustinbenz8592 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I’ve watched nearly all of these videos, Joey Diaz has the funniest answers of anyone. Period.

    • @johnnypottseed
      @johnnypottseed ปีที่แล้ว

      I love theo von for the out of nowhere backwoods shit.

  • @sagesarrazine6270
    @sagesarrazine6270 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The image of Joey and a ghost cussing each other out has me wheezing 😂😂😂

  • @Masky5150
    @Masky5150 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Uncle Joey is the best 😂😂

  • @Nerdemocat
    @Nerdemocat ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Got to read his book, I got audiobook because he reads it and includes you as the listeners like its true I tell you "c**ks#ckers!

    • @Karnyyy
      @Karnyyy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks man, I had no idea there was an audio book version, especially read by him. Getting it.

  • @bigdaddyafterlifeqc9004
    @bigdaddyafterlifeqc9004 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This man is a forever legend they talk anout seinfield and these other ped*s at least joey was real and even tho he sinned he didnt do no ped* shit like that

  • @chimbertocaviglia6919
    @chimbertocaviglia6919 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I fucking love uncle Joey with the Clemenza quote. I saw the godfather yesterday again and that was the scene that I enjoyed the most.

  • @LegionOfShrooms
    @LegionOfShrooms ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn uncle Joey getting out more.

  • @brodieadams7926
    @brodieadams7926 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Ask this Internet" love you Uncle Joey 😂

  • @ds-il7ik
    @ds-il7ik ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great guest, stupid questions

  • @Merk-Legend
    @Merk-Legend ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These dudes have the most annoying laughs

  • @DylanSpaghetti
    @DylanSpaghetti ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Uncle Joey is a living saint

  • @viewtifulnovanorman9059
    @viewtifulnovanorman9059 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you read a book up until the current point of your life and kept on reading, wouldn't it just continue to say that you're reading a book? Until you put the book down?

  • @josiffexplosiff1
    @josiffexplosiff1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol what’s up baa…. Beautiful people! 😂😂😂😂😂 almost let that bad MFers go!! Love this dude and his book was literally TREMENDOUS!

  • @GwoBenzin15
    @GwoBenzin15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These questions were retarted af xD uncle Joey still delivered like always

  • @nasgorenak
    @nasgorenak ปีที่แล้ว +6

    lol joey is hillarious

  • @TreyM1609
    @TreyM1609 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We love you Uncle Joey!!!

  • @EllExMusic
    @EllExMusic หลายเดือนก่อน

    32 seconds in let me know Joey could’ve said “What’s happening you bad mothafuckas” like he wanted to lol

  • @chrisshackleford5537
    @chrisshackleford5537 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a such a wonderful depiction of the type of guy Joey is

  • @405Gus
    @405Gus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    tremendous

  • @ramonespinoza1374
    @ramonespinoza1374 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Huge fan of this bloke

  • @xtdworkshop3424
    @xtdworkshop3424 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joey has been looking better and better that past couple years.
    Glad he is finally healthy and feeling good!

  • @chiefcheeks5095
    @chiefcheeks5095 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy laughs like that bug alien thing from Rick and Morty

  • @Denzelidos
    @Denzelidos ปีที่แล้ว

    Whats happening ..... beautiful people. Church goers know what it is

  • @lilleo865
    @lilleo865 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dammm Joey lost weight , Joey better stay with us for a loooong time , can’t lose you Joey 😅

  • @TheDavejmcknight
    @TheDavejmcknight ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nicely done, Uncle Joey!

  • @josiffexplosiff1
    @josiffexplosiff1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Leave the gun take the cannoli’s God I love this dude

  • @BernieSandersOfficial
    @BernieSandersOfficial ปีที่แล้ว

    Are we just gonna skip over the part where he says he doesn’t have a cousin? How do you not have A cousin?

  • @_BanditJG
    @_BanditJG ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He tried so hard not to say mother fuckers in that intro. Respect

  • @RealSquares
    @RealSquares ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Xanax addiction!?? He may send the Gamdino Brothers after me

  • @t-mac1236
    @t-mac1236 ปีที่แล้ว

    Turned it off after the first three questions are about sex. Let’s chill with that

  • @clayrester9342
    @clayrester9342 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nice save right there at the beginning... like a docta!

  • @andrelunaisatuna
    @andrelunaisatuna ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joey Diaz is a damn treasure. I need to buy his book.

  • @skimbeeble6143
    @skimbeeble6143 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He had to hold back from saying "bad mothafuckas" 😂😂 we love Joey

  • @YousAHunter
    @YousAHunter ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "whats happenin.....................BEAUTIFU people: lol that killed me

  • @xCLIPxGODx
    @xCLIPxGODx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    👑 The king of Jersey 👑

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My man handled this like A DOCTAH!

  • @treweis1141
    @treweis1141 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't have cousins everyone have cousins

  • @corfe123
    @corfe123 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Laughed so hard! thanks! :)

  • @BayAreaMike99
    @BayAreaMike99 ปีที่แล้ว

    No way he did this 😂

  • @SamaelVR
    @SamaelVR ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad this was a room full of North Eastern sounding guys just like Joey

  • @fc-qr1cy
    @fc-qr1cy ปีที่แล้ว

    love tio joey coco diaz..

  • @chriskaosmusic
    @chriskaosmusic ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are asking him these questions yet not satisfied with his answers?? WTF kind of game/interview is this? SMH. Uncle Joey for President

  • @BayAreaMike99
    @BayAreaMike99 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo wtf

  • @moshehtaffe
    @moshehtaffe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "to do ASS the internet"

  • @q.c.key7044
    @q.c.key7044 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Uncle Joey!

  • @rogermilla2358
    @rogermilla2358 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a good sport lmfao

  • @nicholassmith8212
    @nicholassmith8212 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fuck ya uncle Joey is in the house

  • @th4d4rkd3v1l83
    @th4d4rkd3v1l83 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tremendous

  • @Julesgio
    @Julesgio ปีที่แล้ว

    My god he believed the OBVIOUSLY fake Foreman video. Come on guys be smarter

  • @goodbyeseeyalater
    @goodbyeseeyalater ปีที่แล้ว

    0:00 lol Uncle Joey had to stop himself from saying "Bad Motherfuckas" lol our Uncle Joey

  • @johnmcnicol1503
    @johnmcnicol1503 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Uncle Joey what a fucking legend. I am so glad he's a christian.

  • @Thisshitcrazybruh
    @Thisshitcrazybruh ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn he was holding it in😂😂😂

  • @zacharyhendershott
    @zacharyhendershott ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tremendous.

  • @dabuuus7141
    @dabuuus7141 ปีที่แล้ว

    The pause to not say motherfuckers 😂😂 DOCTOR

  • @jamesclifford788
    @jamesclifford788 ปีที่แล้ว

    🐐

  • @Lickwetcarrion
    @Lickwetcarrion ปีที่แล้ว

    Uncle Joey looks fucked up lol even so, a gentleman with ladies in the room. Still livin like a docta

  • @ZeZeBatata69
    @ZeZeBatata69 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's happening' coc.. beautiful people!

  • @dirtybirdy2182
    @dirtybirdy2182 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lee in the background very momentarily.

  • @jonstringer7136
    @jonstringer7136 ปีที่แล้ว

    My movie quote tattoo would be "Can a corn and I'll be fine."

  • @M13Vega
    @M13Vega ปีที่แล้ว +1

    #LikeADocta

  • @user-ty5pm2jw4x
    @user-ty5pm2jw4x ปีที่แล้ว

    Old Joey Diaz would have gone crazy on this 😂

  • @DLoc-tu2yq
    @DLoc-tu2yq ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *"Leave the gun, take the cannoles"*

  • @TheRealSyckflo
    @TheRealSyckflo ปีที่แล้ว

    If you fought Mike Tyson you would definitely sound like him for the rest of your life.

  • @StoicWhiz
    @StoicWhiz ปีที่แล้ว

    He's lookin pretty healthy and sober good for him

  • @the19Zabaniyah
    @the19Zabaniyah ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a lot of respect for him not watching porn, he's right also...the shit they do is gross

  • @TrillBelichick
    @TrillBelichick ปีที่แล้ว

    Uncle Joey wears white every Monday. He ain’t scared of no got damn ghosts.

  • @ItzMzJulez2U
    @ItzMzJulez2U ปีที่แล้ว

    I could’ve watched an hour of this! ❤️

  • @aidankerr2001
    @aidankerr2001 ปีที่แล้ว

    joey almost stumbled in that intro, but you never catch a real one slip

  • @IdHopeNot
    @IdHopeNot ปีที่แล้ว

    He was ab to say what's happening bad mfs😭😭

  • @BayAreaMike99
    @BayAreaMike99 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love how they crew knew his stories 😂

  • @fabescolmsinc1200
    @fabescolmsinc1200 ปีที่แล้ว

    “What’s happening muthaphukas?!” 💀

  • @themightydragon710
    @themightydragon710 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope i die before joey so i havnt gotta hear the news he passed.

  • @Mr.AlrightGuy
    @Mr.AlrightGuy ปีที่แล้ว

    That fake George video got them (it was actually his son) lol

  • @pigsquealingcore
    @pigsquealingcore ปีที่แล้ว

    bro "glue hoes" is craaazy 😂😂😂

  • @ThouguohT
    @ThouguohT ปีที่แล้ว

    That last question was amazing

  • @puertoricanboy100
    @puertoricanboy100 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joey Diaz looking like Don Francisco nowadays😂

  • @Kingofthekop1
    @Kingofthekop1 ปีที่แล้ว

    70’s woman didn’t even trim…

  • @ticalian
    @ticalian ปีที่แล้ว

    If your a real christian.

  • @requiemfps6680
    @requiemfps6680 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn Unc losing weight Looking good!

  • @hernendezsanchez7646
    @hernendezsanchez7646 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im glad the algorithm brought me here