The fact that he hasn't been in any of them is a travesty. You wouldn't even need to write a character. Just have him in the game as himself, give him a rough idea of a job (So he can assign you a mission) and let him go.
@@brsvideos8143 he was in Mafia 3 so I'm sure he's open to be in more games, he would be perfect for GTA cause they're satirical and some of the characters are funny as hell
I wood love to play a novela with you, its starts with you hating me so much, then you drown and I give you mouth to mouth and you open your eyes and we live happily ever after and we have alot of kids.
Having grown up in that same part of Jersey makes these stories so special. He's absolutely right about everything. His attention to detail is incredible. One of the greatest storytellers of our time.
South Jersey, the Atlantic County area has a lot of hilarious and interesting people. The diversity of cultures in that state, despite NJ's arguably depressing atmosphere, just adds another layer to what makes that state special.
@@seanfromyt Route 30 and 76 on the way to Philly from NJ is fully of salty drivers that get mad at you for being in the way as they cut in between cars at 20 miles above the speed limit. I wonder if half the accidents I see on the highway are the bad drivers or just their victims.
ik i can just imagine him having the pedal to the floor going no where while the guy is yelling on the walky talky😂 would’ve died to see ryan sickler hear this story
All the Joey Diaz's that emerged from the 80's coke boom are the reason nobody can get a job nowadays without a PhD, a reference from the Pope and an Olympic gold medal.
@@KyLesCaster he drove the shit out of his cars, probably didn't change the oil or check any fluids, we know he rode on multiple donuts for long periods of time. No car survives this.
My first car was a Volkswagen square back drove it home to show my parents when we walked out the front door the back of the car was in flames my dad was like let it burn lol.
@@McMintyMP So he makes up and memorises all these names, dates, details and everything. He called the guy he kidnapped on the show and talked with him. Theres also a documentary on joey diaz called where i got my balls where some of his old friends talk about what they did and other things.
Wallee Exactly, ppl are acting like Joey constantly lies. Nobody who is making up stories are making up the kind of stories he tells. Ppl forget he is a comedian and comedians exaggerate shit to make it funny but it doesn’t mean they made it up.
This makes me so happy every time I watch it! He has a way with words… I love him for it! Josh losing his sh*t mentioning the trash cans is just priceless!
@Tyrone Notwatson idk i just caught on i watched the episode of him saying he was in boulder Colorado chilling with a ex marine who wanted to rob a bank on snowmobiles in 83 in the winter n now hes talking about being in NJ and his car blowing up in 83 innda winter js lol idgaf tho he still funny asf n im a watch
Listening to Joey stories while Josh is laughing his ass off is probably the best thing I found all over TH-cam. I come back to this video every once in a while, specially when I had a shitty day and I really need to sit back, chill and have a good laugh.
I think they should put Joey in the beer commercial because he IS THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD. Cant you Joey playing that part. It would be great. Lol.
I sold cars from age 18-24 in the hood and most of what Uncle Joey is says true. There’s always a few a uncle Joey at every car lot. Most of us have driven the dealers cars home without permission for dates. Some of us even steal the dealerships new cars and sell them with fake titles.
A friend of mine was going up to Boston for a yankee game and his Jeep caught on fire. Still went to the game and the picture of the Jeep in flames became his Christmas card
Seriosly uncle Joey your pod casts your life story really turns my day around. You have some serious stories and it’s inspiring how you turned it around. Peace and love
Saying he just grabbed his suitcase and walked away and heard a boom 10 minutes later was the funniest shit
I would pay to understand more of what he’s saying Joey!
@Brizius did you ever figure out more of what he is saying?
@@Briziusdid u ever figure out what Joey Diaz is saying
@@switchyon4196 not entirely, you?
This episode of the church is my latest favorite non stop laughs
I love these ❤
3:10 I appreciate the chaos of this driving story
dope.
ty
6:30 Diaz Diaz come in...where are ya!!!!!
someone should animate this
8:56 😂 Joey's lungs are fukd
6:30 💀
Uncle Joey destroying cars out here like a GTA character.
With all his stories, he easily could be a character in the next GTA.
The fact that he hasn't been in any of them is a travesty. You wouldn't even need to write a character. Just have him in the game as himself, give him a rough idea of a job (So he can assign you a mission) and let him go.
Gta joey diaz stories
@@chiscoflg The Ballad of Boulder County
@@brsvideos8143 he was in Mafia 3 so I'm sure he's open to be in more games, he would be perfect for GTA cause they're satirical and some of the characters are funny as hell
Lmao Joey talking in Spanish sounds like a telenovela actor.
That was the impression.
Right!🤣, I love watching these shows.. it's nice that you leave nice comments. 🥂
@@Snaffle ok you don't have to be so sarcastic 🙄
@@robaskins5916 thanks have a nice day 😊
I wood love to play a novela with you, its starts with you hating me so much, then you drown and I give you mouth to mouth and you open your eyes and we live happily ever after and we have alot of kids.
Joey “Man it’s gettin hot in here🧐🥵” Diaz
💀
😹😹
Underrated comment right here
Nothing better then Joey full naming people and in the same breathe talking about how they’re coke heads lol
Joey me, too’d the cars
What are you implying
Also how he says their name and say how he used to steal from them and get over lmao
Even better when he tells stories like that and he says, “between you and I dawg.” 😂😂
Rap snitches, tellin all they business
Having grown up in that same part of Jersey makes these stories so special. He's absolutely right about everything. His attention to detail is incredible. One of the greatest storytellers of our time.
Being from jersey adds a extra layer of funny bc I meet a lot of oldheads like him with crazy stories
South Jersey, the Atlantic County area has a lot of hilarious and interesting people. The diversity of cultures in that state, despite NJ's arguably depressing atmosphere, just adds another layer to what makes that state special.
Bergen and Hudson county have a hell of a lot of crazy shit going on
@@seanfromyt Route 30 and 76 on the way to Philly from NJ is fully of salty drivers that get mad at you for being in the way as they cut in between cars at 20 miles above the speed limit. I wonder if half the accidents I see on the highway are the bad drivers or just their victims.
I grew up near the spot he was working for. As a matter of fact that guy still in business. I should ask if he remembers him lol
I swear I almost died when he said he was hitting the gas so hard that it ripped the back of the van off 🤣🤣 it’s so over the fucking top
ik i can just imagine him having the pedal to the floor going no where while the guy is yelling on the walky talky😂
would’ve died to see ryan sickler hear this story
We’ve all been there. Back of the vans bumper gets caught in a power line. You gun it and it ripped the back of the van off.
@@angelgjr1999 Ukrainian Gutierrez that's weird
All the Joey Diaz's that emerged from the 80's coke boom are the reason nobody can get a job nowadays without a PhD, a reference from the Pope and an Olympic gold medal.
😂 brilliant
If you can't get a job its because you have no skills
@@ericvega3597 there’s always one
@@ericvega3597 like you
@@cue1806 one that won't go along with your sob stories and self pity
"His name was Bo boo, bah bah, ba, something like that" 😂💀
"That's why I dont buy a Cadillac. That's why I dont buy BMW. Cause I light cars on fiya." The man is an absolute philosopher 😂
Cuban Aristotle 😂😂😂😂😂
Golly I smoked way too much herb to even be able to handle Joey's stories! He is legit hilarious
You getting way too high is better than you getting way too drunk or drugged out. You made the right choice
Golly lmao
Faded bruh lmao stay faded keep going
ugh same i'm on another planet right now i've never laughed this hard in my life
You comment like an undercover cop
I just have a visual of him walking away from the car as it’s exploding without a care in the world 🤣🤣
Joey isn't the problem, the cars were all trash.
Yeah all 57 of them.
That 80s quality control.
@@KyLesCaster he drove the shit out of his cars, probably didn't change the oil or check any fluids, we know he rode on multiple donuts for long periods of time. No car survives this.
@@why3011 its a joke
@@UraSausauge ...
I used to live in the rocketship in that park -Joey Diaz.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 what video is that from?
My first car was a Volkswagen square back drove it home to show my parents when we walked out the front door the back of the car was in flames my dad was like let it burn lol.
Brutal
This needs to be animated 😂
I feel like if Coco Diaz would borrow a bowl of cereal it’d also catch fire and if you ask him why, “I DONT KNOW NUTHIN’”
i just want to know who would dislike a joey diaz video and why
owners of the dealerships
because he's a pathological liar. None of these stories happened.
He’s good at exaggeration.
@@McMintyMP So he makes up and memorises all these names, dates, details and everything. He called the guy he kidnapped on the show and talked with him. Theres also a documentary on joey diaz called where i got my balls where some of his old friends talk about what they did and other things.
Wallee Exactly, ppl are acting like Joey constantly lies. Nobody who is making up stories are making up the kind of stories he tells. Ppl forget he is a comedian and comedians exaggerate shit to make it funny but it doesn’t mean they made it up.
Diaz, where are u!?
@4:53 Do you still drive like you used to drive?
Lee mutters "Yes" Lmao
Love a 4am upload
Tony Parrales ayo for yayo
For all the soljahs and doctahs
It's 2am
8:55 my grandparents tea kettle aint even that loud!
A pig
Wtf 😂😂😂💀
“I used to live in that rocket ship in that park” 6:50 🤣🤣
Best part lol
This makes me so happy every time I watch it! He has a way with words… I love him for it! Josh losing his sh*t mentioning the trash cans is just priceless!
I'm fucking dying right now, Mr. Joey thank you so much for putting this together and putting it out brother...
6:33 1st ever laugh that sounds legit like a Wolf Howling..... Josh Wolf???
Joey "I walk away from my exploding car without looking back" Diaz
Uncle Joey’s laugh is just tremendous!
Yeah sounds like a suffocating pig with bronchitis and asthma haha😂
Sounds like Bowser from the Super Mario Bros show
Christ I pissed myself listening to this! Tremendous! 🤣
@@viracocha elaborate and then we'll discuss!
@Tyrone Notwatson idk i just caught on i watched the episode of him saying he was in boulder Colorado chilling with a ex marine who wanted to rob a bank on snowmobiles in 83 in the winter n now hes talking about being in NJ and his car blowing up in 83 innda winter js lol idgaf tho he still funny asf n im a watch
@@viracocha who the fuq cares
Diaz and Josh Wolf have such hilarious wheeze-worthy laughs 👏😂
I don't care what the subject matter is....if Uncle Joey is telling the story, I'm gonna listen and laugh my ass off.
Listening to Joey stories while Josh is laughing his ass off is probably the best thing I found all over TH-cam. I come back to this video every once in a while, specially when I had a shitty day and I really need to sit back, chill and have a good laugh.
I’ve never laughed so hard that my collarbones were hurting 😂😂😂
“Diaz where are ya!?”😂😂😂
They need to make a Joey Diaz autobiography movie
I think they should put Joey in the beer commercial because he IS THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD. Cant you Joey playing that part. It would be great. Lol.
"You told me to go to Newark". Anything is possible when you go to Newark...LOL.
Damn I miss the old times when Joey lived in LA and had his guests on the show. You can't write this shit, it's on an another level.
Someone find that car commercial
His laugh is what the tires sounded like 😂😂
****8:55****
When he said I put that car through commando tactics 😂💀😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I sold cars from age 18-24 in the hood and most of what Uncle Joey is says true. There’s always a few a uncle Joey at every car lot. Most of us have driven the dealers cars home without permission for dates. Some of us even steal the dealerships new cars and sell them with fake titles.
Blowin up cars like a doctah!!!!!!!!
Imagine seeing Joey on a car dealer commercial 😂😂😂
This clip is GOAT 🐐 for me! No matter what I’m feeling, this story makes me die laughing 😂 thxs uncle Joey! 😂😂👍🏾
DIAZ DIAZ WHERE ARE YOU!!😂🤣😭
I busted a gut in this video! 😂😂
8:55 That's the sound the car made.
4:16 he starts telling himself to tell a story
Genius segway between stories lol
He has endless stories that have so much comedy gold! Lol
it ends😭🇺🇸
This episode was the funniest shit I've ever heard 😅
bro i was killin dealerships…
KILLIN dealerships…
KILLIN dealerships! ☠️😂😂😂😂
"Diaz! where are ya? Diaz where are ya........"
Hahaha ... The thumbnail to this one is tremendous. Pinche Uncle Joey....
Commando tactics 😂😂😂 I was hollering in my car when I heard that.
There is literally nothing better than listening to Joey Diaz while high.
8:55 is what the the tires must of sounded like
Joey’s laugh alone can cure my depression
Someone needs to find that advertisement!
Holy crap ! Yes please find it !! Comedy Gold i bet !!!
Bienvenidos that was my last car job business 🚖🚗🚘⛟ Joey The Autobots Coco Diaz. AKA the Back of the Van Diaz.
😂😂😂😂 nah great way to start my morning have a bless day everybody
I would pay to see that commercial!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Coco always leaves the cars in tip top magoo!
Joey walks away from a burning car, car explodes... You bet your ass he does not turn around.
me, reading the title of the video:
"of course he did and of course it does."
God I love this story
haha I know I've rewatched this over 20 times lol
It's 1 28am...lemme try fall sleep hearing how Joey managed to fuck this up 🤣🤣
6:51 "I used to live in that rocket ship"
DIAZ DIAZ 😰 come in...COME IN!!!!!!!!😩😩
Only Diaz can talk about the most heinous, messed up shit and have the entire audience laughing with him. He's a legend.
DIAZ COME IN WHERE ARE YOU
90% of people know how to turn a steering wheel. 10% know how to drive. Diaz isnt in the 10%.
If Joey Diaz ever makes a movie about his life, this scene should be the first scene in the trailer.
He talked all that shit about knowing cars n how to sell them just to turn around and say that two cars blew up right before he got out of em
thanks for that laugh medicine, uncle joey
I wonder if Joey watched the movie called the mask
MrTruboy 1985
Joey is type guy , like fools gold really shiny , but not worth a lot in the end .
Make you a bunch , lose even more.
Stresssssss$
When Joey said he was homeless at the park they all got quiet. They know when Joey says something really tragic ,but jokes about it. Some good people.
Joey "and it was 1983" Diaz...
Boulevard Hardware is still around. They’ve even got a commercial on TH-cam 🤣🤣🤣
Uncle Joey does the car noises perfectly 🤣
I watch this clip so often
Someone, for the love of god....pull some strings to make a Joey's tv series....I beg you 🤣🤣🤣
A friend of mine was going up to Boston for a yankee game and his Jeep caught on fire. Still went to the game and the picture of the Jeep in flames became his Christmas card
Cool story
Nobody tells it like Uncle Joey!
This guy have classic funny stories
Joey Diaz kills me! I just love him….hahahahaha
Seriosly uncle Joey your pod casts your life story really turns my day around. You have some serious stories and it’s inspiring how you turned it around. Peace and love
I haven't laughed like that in... Since the last video.. love Uncle Joey.
I have laughed so many times at this clip... I always come back to it.
This is one of the funniest stories 😂
Beinvenidos!! 😂😂
6:22 Lol I think I'd lose my mind to Uncle Joey raging while stuck in the snow.
Goddamn I needed this today. Advice for anyone during troubling times... Listen to CoCo's stories. We'll all be better off.