They should make one about that Pandora area that'd be so cool you could have the evil corporations be the villain and... Wait there's already a movie?
I need “You’re a bad car” merch. it’s just a t-shirt that says “You’re a bad car” and it has a picture of all of the Cars characters staring ominously at you
There is actually one online, it doesn’t seem to be associated with Jenny in any way and doesn’t even mention her in the description but it’s like $25 lol
I saw that little clip about cars a long time ago on social media and it kinda blew up. I can't believe days after subscribing to Jenny that IT WAS HER! People should've credited her smh. And after hearing about all the stuff she did and the content she supplied to different fandoms, people don't often do.
yes, i'm also a bad car, but no, i won't take this fantasy any further in this particular forum. Beep Beep! 😊 Time to Roll! (that's my car catchphrase)
I don't mean to pressure you or anything, but you better start writing the script for carsland right now because I'm prepared go see that movie over and over again until I'm flat broke.
No, you're a bad car. Jenny is a good car - probably a cute, zippy Porsche with a turbo engine. I'm probably a bad car. What would a simp be, if he were a car? A rusty Dodge tow truck, I'm thinking.
I had a dream once where I only saw cars moving around and no people. Then I saw a car’s exhaust pipe spit out a bag of crumbled bones, and realized the cars were using humans as fuel. So I think that’s what happens when the cars get you.
Richard Gear? Liam Nissan? Bradley Mini Cooper? I don't know if I can manage to come up with a name I would personally be willing to use. Car puns are too exhausting, if I think for too long, I'll just end up tired...
+Ross Lytle Anthromorphic Car Monsters? You mean Transformers?... And now I'm going to have nightmares about Transformers following me around, telling me I'm a bad car, whilst everything blows up for no adequately explored reason. Thanks, Michael Bay.
"the only thing better than a train is a ghost train and the only thing better than a ghost train is a country song about a ghost train" I love your way of thinking
I love all of Jeepy's ideas. My car name would be SMASHERCRUISE and I would be a monster truck, but like a sexy girl monster truck for all the wheelies (car furries).
Was gonna say that the Cars movie proves that Jenny is just the ultimate Twilight Zone fan, and then she proved me right with that Rod Serling bit at the end. Also my car name would be Tauri Ford, like a Ford Taurus lol.
Holy crap. When you showed the twinkly-lighted dragon, I had a flash of memory. When I was four years old, my parents took me to Disneyworld, and I saw that twinkly-lighted dragon. It was one of the most awe-inspiring things I had ever witnessed. That was 36 years ago, and you just gave that memory back to me. Thank you, Jenny.
That Alien terror-estrial dark room as a movie, which starts out tense and horrifying but throughout the runtime slowly becomes the new Stitch movie. Subaruth
1998 Angel-Astro van. Back story: he thinks he is a brand new car, and flirts with all the young new model cars in cafes... but when his convenient amnesia wears off, he sees the date on a newspaper, and realizes with horror that the only reason he feels new is because all his parts already broke down and were replaced with aftermarket and refurbished equipment. He feels broken down after that, and leaves town. He proceeds on a long soul searching journey which takes him through the desert, where he meets several iconic car characters, each living like hermits after being rejected by car society, yet unable to rust away and die due to California's dry climate. From his adventures with these iconic cars, , he learns important life lessons and "finds himself", and realizes that he can be a new car as long as he feels new. And then from this realization, he inspires all the reject cars to come out of the desert so they can get repairs in town, and they all feel like brand new too! And all the old cars go on to live new fulfilling lives! There will be three sequels from this IP, and an award winning heart warming song from each movie sequel. Also another ride will be built for this franchise at Disneyland, which seems redundant next to the Cars ride which is already there... but nobody in Disney/Pixar corporate really cares, since the Angel-Astro van franchise will bring in over 2.3 billion dollars all by itself, counting toy merchandising.
Fave line of CarsLand on the re-watch: 'You start to wonder if they sleep. You can't be sure.' One of the many reasons it's in my top 10 imaginary Croatian movies of the 1930s.
you’re a bad car is something that you’d see at 1:00am on adult swim and completely forget about until someone says something to spark the memory and then you’re wondering if it was real or you dreamed it but you can’t find anything on the internet to corroborate it
I genuinely can't believe you went through the whole list without mentioning the Matterhorn. Ever since Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion made movies I always said they should make a Matterhorn movie starring Brendan Fraser who braves the elements and gets to the top of the mountain and then bravely bobsleds down to save a village or something
"The Haunted Mansion movie that no one liked" excuse me what (keep in mind I was 6 when the film came out) edit: hold up I have no memory of writing this comment nor do I have any memory of ever liking the Haunted Mansion movie (I hardly even remember any details about the movie) I’m so confused
Kar Bumper here, and I never realized before today what an easy car-pun-name I have. Those are some good ideas, Jenny, except for the "Star Tours" thing. That one will will never go anywhere.
I've thought about "you're a bad car" at least once a month for two years.
You’re a bad car
You’re a bad car
lol
You're a bad car.
You're a bad car...
Finally, recognition.
You're a bad car, literally.
Calais barcar (:
holy shit s-tier
You ARE a bad car
You're too hard on yourself!! You seem wonderful to me.^.
The car we deserve.
My name is already Nova Ford, so... car name built in!
Cars land is bad, a very bad idea
But it would become my favorite movie of all time.
Ford Perfect
Brendan Carlton Yes!
Ford PREfect. so close.
You can't steal another guy's car name, especially one so well established. That's worse than cheating.
Brendan Carlton As in Ford Perfect Tommy?
Epcot Wine Festival would be the romcom of the year.
"Butch Drag Strip" ---- wait no.....don't hit comment....
Chevrolet Chase
I’m sure it’s been mentioned already but there was a made for tv tower of terror movie, starring a young Kirstin Dunst
Haunted Mansion was the movie of my childhood
Batman Versa Superman
I love your outfit! That’s a good car.
I don’t need a new car name because I’m already named after a car lol
Love your dress :)
They should make one about that Pandora area that'd be so cool you could have the evil corporations be the villain and...
Wait there's already a movie?
8:17 i thought star tours was part of the Captain EO verse
“Hot rod sterling” hit me like a truck it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
I need “You’re a bad car” merch. it’s just a t-shirt that says “You’re a bad car” and it has a picture of all of the Cars characters staring ominously at you
I want to make this now...
There is actually one online, it doesn’t seem to be associated with Jenny in any way and doesn’t even mention her in the description but it’s like $25 lol
But I’m not a car!
@@nukleon4808 Really, where?
You’re a bad car…
My car name would be Beatrice Emily Watson, or Bea Em W for short
I saw that little clip about cars a long time ago on social media and it kinda blew up. I can't believe days after subscribing to Jenny that IT WAS HER! People should've credited her smh. And after hearing about all the stuff she did and the content she supplied to different fandoms, people don't often do.
So you’d be a terribly made piece of sh*t?
Mine would be Terry Slavoski, or Te Sla is you may
I’d be Charles Evymore. Or Chuck Evymore, if you will.
I'm a bad car. A bad car.
Also I’d be a stripper car called “Mercedes Bends” and I’ll open my trunk for an extra $20
this may be my favorite thing ever
You are a bad car, a very very bad car
yes, i'm also a bad car, but no, i won't take this fantasy any further in this particular forum. Beep Beep! 😊 Time to Roll! (that's my car catchphrase)
I feel like the Cars land movie is just a weird nightmare you had.
You’re a bad car.
You're a bad car
You’re a bad car
You're a bad car
You're a bad car
I have never been more uneasy than when you narrated Cars Land.
You're a bad car.
You're a bad car.
you're a bad car
You're a bad car.
You're a bad car.
As iconic as "you're a bad car", the line earlier in the story that ends with "... inadequate" sends fucking chills through me every time
asmr!
You’re a bad car…
you're a bad car.
I don't mean to pressure you or anything, but you better start writing the script for carsland right now because I'm prepared go see that movie over and over again until I'm flat broke.
You’re a bad car
You're a bad car
You're a bad car.
You're a bad car.
You're a bad car.
I always feel cagey about clicking on this one and re-living the horror that is me being a bad car
And yet here i am
You're a bad car.
you’re a bad car.
Hard same
You're a bad car.
You’re a Bad Car.
My car name would be Attila the Hyundai
I'm a good car but I depreciate rapidly
At this point in time, you are a bad car.
Dude that car pitch was horrifying.
EDIT: Zach-car-y
You’re a bad car
very s-car-y
@@kingdunce3279 You're a bad car
you're a bad ca r
you don't know what they'll do if they get close, but you don't want to find out
nUMBER EIGHT SPACE MOUNTAIN
yee-haw!!
You're a bad car
You're a bad car.
You're a bad car.
Well done you can quote the fucking video
"An uncomfortably oversexed opossum."
You're pure gold.
No, she's a bad car
you're a bad car.
You're a bad car.
You're a bad car
No, you're a bad car. Jenny is a good car - probably a cute, zippy Porsche with a turbo engine.
I'm probably a bad car. What would a simp be, if he were a car? A rusty Dodge tow truck, I'm thinking.
I had a dream once where I only saw cars moving around and no people. Then I saw a car’s exhaust pipe spit out a bag of crumbled bones, and realized the cars were using humans as fuel. So I think that’s what happens when the cars get you.
!!!!!
You're a bad car
Richard Gear? Liam Nissan? Bradley Mini Cooper?
I don't know if I can manage to come up with a name I would personally be willing to use. Car puns are too exhausting, if I think for too long, I'll just end up tired...
You're a bad car
You're a bad car
You're a bad car
“You’re a Bad Car” sounds like a good twilight zone episode
Eye of the beholder
You're a bad car.
I mean, if you watched the last scene of this video, she talks about Hot Rod Serling.
God, that new Cars movie sounds terrifying.
I kinda want to see it now.
You're a bad car.
True! Although the moment when she said "No one laughs this time" was when I laughed the hardest.
I'm seriously gonna have nightmares about these anthropomorphic car-monsters chasing me around telling me I'm a bad car now. Thanks, Jenny.
+Ross Lytle Anthromorphic Car Monsters? You mean Transformers?... And now I'm going to have nightmares about Transformers following me around, telling me I'm a bad car, whilst everything blows up for no adequately explored reason. Thanks, Michael Bay.
"the only thing better than a train is a ghost train and the only thing better than a ghost train is a country song about a ghost train"
I love your way of thinking
Where's the lie, though?
You're a bad car
Cars Land is obviously a Creepypasta.
You're a bad car.
You're a bad car.
You're a bad car.
You're a bad car.
Is it in the same universe as McGrier?
I was getting really immersed in the Cars Land story and jumped when the bit ended.
You're a bad car.
You're a bad car.
You're a bad car
You're a bad car.
You’re a bad car.
i've never felt more personally frightened for my own life than when jenny told me i was a bad car
You're a bad car. I am seriously creeped out by that phrase now.
You're a bad car.
Peter Griffin said it once.
The way she delivers it is awesome.
You're a bad car
You're a bad car
I would unironically watch the Starlight Cafe Casablanca movie
...in the drive in theater because my car name is... Car-l?
You're a bad car
I love all of Jeepy's ideas. My car name would be SMASHERCRUISE and I would be a monster truck, but like a sexy girl monster truck for all the wheelies (car furries).
My car name would be Mercedes Ben.
Switch Thats my sister's name. I'm not even jocking. Her life is a joke
I would be a green Volkswagon bug called Toy Yoda. I'd be a Star Tours crossover character.
Was some sort of Toyota pun too obvious?
...Edgy. I respect that.
Was gonna say that the Cars movie proves that Jenny is just the ultimate Twilight Zone fan, and then she proved me right with that Rod Serling bit at the end.
Also my car name would be Tauri Ford, like a Ford Taurus lol.
Holy crap. When you showed the twinkly-lighted dragon, I had a flash of memory. When I was four years old, my parents took me to Disneyworld, and I saw that twinkly-lighted dragon. It was one of the most awe-inspiring things I had ever witnessed. That was 36 years ago, and you just gave that memory back to me. Thank you, Jenny.
I think what I love best about Jenny is her delivery. It's this combination of enthusiastic & deadpan which shouldn't work but does.
She really does have an amazing delivery. She reminds me a bit of Joel from MST3K. They both have the same slightly unnerving earnest calmness.
@@isomemeerhem,
youre a bad car.
My car name would be Vlad The Impala. Also, Space Mountain does sound dope af.
Datafiend you're the best car
I used to drive Vlad the Impala! No, really: it was a 1972 red Chevy Impala convertible.
I used to drive Mercury Marquis de Sade!!
your carsona?
It was something that Jenny talked about on Millennium Falcon.
p.s. Calais carbar
My car name would be Elle Camino.
I picked Resurrection Dél Pinto
+elleshellmo Your name became the title of a movie
Call me yeet honda.
I know your comment is 3 years old but can we work out a deal where I can use your name on weekends?
my car name would be Car-los
Hispanic Aquaman Mine would be Ford Harrison.
Perfect car name. Chevy Chase
I would be a Daleorean
i would be toyot-a
SUX 6000
They should make a movie based off the new avatar attractions! I feel like there’s a lot of movie potential there :)
_you're a bad car_
you're a bad car
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_You’re a bad car _
You're a bad car.
"You are a bad car" segment is like something straight out of WTNV
Vin Diesel.
TadBigby Van Diesel *
Yes. 😁
You're a bad pun
You're a good pun
Woah! Someone actually stayed for the after-credits scene! I guess you're *not* a bad car.
I'm thinking "Car-beros".
Also after just watching your "this is how *not* to creepypasta" video, gotta say... You write a mean creepypasta. O_o
You got me with “2 Horse, 2 Streetcar”
I'd be Mario Speedwagon. Which is terrible. And perfect? Am... I a bad car?
You're a good car
I keep saying they need to come out with a Mario Kart game under this title
Audi Murphy
Nice ! Historical reference, and so close to Memorial day. Full points mate !
**To Hell and Back starts playing in my brain**
I love how this video slowly descends from legitimate good movie ideas to legitimate great movie ideas
Stevie Scubaru, I'd be one of those cars that can be both a car and a boat.
You're a good car
But only a half decent boat really.
That Alien terror-estrial dark room as a movie, which starts out tense and horrifying but throughout the runtime slowly becomes the new Stitch movie.
Subaruth
Your a bad car
You're a bad car
And then there's my favorite. Monorail: The Movie.
Nice. Is that based on the musical?
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Reese Lightning!
It's a car AND musical pun!
1998 Angel-Astro van.
Back story: he thinks he is a brand new car, and flirts with all the young new model cars in cafes... but when his convenient amnesia wears off, he sees the date on a newspaper, and realizes with horror that the only reason he feels new is because all his parts already broke down and were replaced with aftermarket and refurbished equipment. He feels broken down after that, and leaves town. He proceeds on a long soul searching journey which takes him through the desert, where he meets several iconic car characters, each living like hermits after being rejected by car society, yet unable to rust away and die due to California's dry climate.
From his adventures with these iconic cars, , he learns important life lessons and "finds himself", and realizes that he can be a new car as long as he feels new. And then from this realization, he inspires all the reject cars to come out of the desert so they can get repairs in town, and they all feel like brand new too! And all the old cars go on to live new fulfilling lives!
There will be three sequels from this IP, and an award winning heart warming song from each movie sequel. Also another ride will be built for this franchise at Disneyland, which seems redundant next to the Cars ride which is already there... but nobody in Disney/Pixar corporate really cares, since the Angel-Astro van franchise will bring in over 2.3 billion dollars all by itself, counting toy merchandising.
My initials are BMW so I kinda have a car name already. But I would also consider Leonardo DeLorean in a pinch.
Chris Fontaine It's "May". I guess I should have said that to connect the dots.
Chris Fontaine haha! That's just proof it's a boring name. still better than June though ;)
The cars land thing legit terrifies me and has haunted my dreams for months
My car name is Jessi-car
To escape the cars in CarsLand, you weave side-to-side in the road yelling "serpentine! serpentine!"
Oops, OldsmobileThinkerTube.
I feel like this whole video was just a way for you talk about this cars land premise..keep it up
Fave line of CarsLand on the re-watch: 'You start to wonder if they sleep. You can't be sure.' One of the many reasons it's in my top 10 imaginary Croatian movies of the 1930s.
you’re a bad car is something that you’d see at 1:00am on adult swim and completely forget about until someone says something to spark the memory and then you’re wondering if it was real or you dreamed it but you can’t find anything on the internet to corroborate it
I like to imagine that April from Parks and Rec got some hobbies involving film analysis and grew up to become you
The Count of Monte Carlo
Brendan Carlton YAAAASSSSSS
count of monte chrysler ;)
I genuinely can't believe you went through the whole list without mentioning the Matterhorn. Ever since Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion made movies I always said they should make a Matterhorn movie starring Brendan Fraser who braves the elements and gets to the top of the mountain and then bravely bobsleds down to save a village or something
And then brendan fraiser wrestles the yeti
I lost it when she deadpanned "it's a very Universal Expeience"
I’m a bad car
The Cars part actually spooked me. I need this to be a thing. Side note, the way her voice changed when she moved onto space mountain was priceless.
Joan Jetta
;)
first of all how dare you cut that cars story short
You're a bad car
Carsland sounds like an awesome movie. (It's true: I *am* a bad car.)
P.S. My car name would be Blacktop.
whenever jenny makes merch we NEED “you’re a bad car” shirts
"The Haunted Mansion movie that no one liked" excuse me what
(keep in mind I was 6 when the film came out)
edit: hold up I have no memory of writing this comment nor do I have any memory of ever liking the Haunted Mansion movie (I hardly even remember any details about the movie) I’m so confused
Your a bad car
This comment is more interesting than that whole movie
Barry Manifold. And as your soul is broken and you accept you're a bad car, I start belting out Looks Like We Made It.
Leaf Erickson (Environmentalist Viking car. Good car.)
Who else wants to go see Waiting in Lines: The Movie?!?! I heard they are making a sequel called Waiting in Lines: Heat Stroke 😂😂
Super365 Hero01 You’re a bad car.
The laughing emoji killed it
I literally had heatstroke once at Disneyland.
Tanacon
You forgot Waiting in Lines 3: Your Queue
Disney just remade Haunted Mansion with the Muppets. You convinced them 😃
Kar Bumper here, and I never realized before today what an easy car-pun-name I have. Those are some good ideas, Jenny, except for the "Star Tours" thing. That one will will never go anywhere.
crazy how long we’ve been awaiting the freakin Jungle Cruise movie
inadequate
2 Horse 2 Streetcar is the best name for a film I have ever heard.
I'd like to see "A Horse-Drawn-Streetcar Named Desire" starring an animated equine Marlon Brando.
(dropped-eldorad-ow)
"Waiting Line: The Movie"
Okay, I suck at this.
Rated R. Coming in 2019 to a theater near you.
you are both bad cars.
Congratulations, now you are too.
go to the Phoenix Comicon facebook page. people are calling it LineCon2017
I already posted my car name. You are now a *double bad car* until you come up with one to redeem yourself.
Cary McCarface
I wanna know more about this country song about a ghost train.
As if Cars wasn't creepy enough! I already have a car name: Cooper.
Well this is easy, I'm Tracecar. Ironically not a race car, but a used Honda Accord that's on its last legs but is in good spirits.
Pops McWheelie
The Cars Land synopsis sounds kind of post-apocalyptic like "I Am Legend"
Call me 6000 SUX because I'm an American tradition!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Someone please make this cars horror reboot happen and please make it canon
Jane Honda
Adam Corolla
Mustang Sally
I'd be a sassy girl-car called Saabine.
My backstory is I'm hunting down whoever killed my fiance - Van Diesel.
Nate Young is your screenplay ready yet
Jeepica Carter
Your cars movie sounds horrifying.