How To Be a Ninja - EPIC HOW TO

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  • @hirotomamoru5698
    @hirotomamoru5698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    When I saw this in my recommended, I thought it was a joke video, but most of the information here is accurate. Though, there is one thing I would like to point out. Even though the night sky is typically blue like you said, the ninja carefully planned the timing of their missions and only operated on nights during a new moon, when there was no moon light and the sky was pitch black, so they wore black instead of navy blue.

    • @anteater9408
      @anteater9408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic and Bob will teach you

    • @dlwatters21
      @dlwatters21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are right

    • @redditstories69e
      @redditstories69e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anteater9408 🤣🤣

    • @davidhargrave6511
      @davidhargrave6511 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up

    • @aniranci
      @aniranci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dammm ur right

  • @KingJelly99980
    @KingJelly99980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Turns out I was a ninja when I was a kid. I breathed through my mouth and matched peoples footsteps when sneaking around

  • @MrShiki1134
    @MrShiki1134 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2205

    easiest way is 1: be born asian... 2: has to be a martial arts oriented family 3: must haved your grampa or father killed by the enemy clan. 4: take a vow of revenge. 5:execute enemies as stealthy as can be..
    Lol this old comment....
    ty for liking guys.

    • @ihateladymacbeth8170
      @ihateladymacbeth8170 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      You also need a weapon passed down from generations to generations

    • @MrShiki1134
      @MrShiki1134 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      thats a given... most family has an heirloom...

    • @Prime_Legend
      @Prime_Legend 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Number 1 Is really racist, just saying.

    • @MrShiki1134
      @MrShiki1134 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      lennux ND1 its not racist dude.... its the easiest way i said.... and i have met white and black martial artist.. they are as good as the asian ones...

    • @xxelitewarriorspvpxx9781
      @xxelitewarriorspvpxx9781 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      silent but deadly more like fart

  • @thanglunmangdanielhaokip7554
    @thanglunmangdanielhaokip7554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I saw this video 3 years ago
    I came back to give respects to my master

  • @gamerone6122
    @gamerone6122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    How to vanish without a trace
    (NOT faking your death, but leave no signs of death or suicide. Just gone)

    • @Hi-nm2xe
      @Hi-nm2xe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do everything you do to fake a death but not fake the death? What I'm trying to say is flee the country,throw away ALL your phones and other electronic equipment and your credit card (spend in first) and there you go :D

    • @Hi-nm2xe
      @Hi-nm2xe 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The ghost spend IT* first,sorry

    • @gamerone6122
      @gamerone6122 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The ghost Here's the catch, no one will see you leave the country

    • @joiscott182
      @joiscott182 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get money
      Skip town
      Skip country

    • @citrawulandari730
      @citrawulandari730 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Leaving *Brb soon!* tw

  • @_attrakt_1866
    @_attrakt_1866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    1: hide in plain sight
    2: stay your blade from the flesh of the innocents
    3: Never comprmise the brotherhood

    • @ItsOnlyConnor
      @ItsOnlyConnor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Is this a Assassins creed reference

    • @swamphearts3104
      @swamphearts3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Parkour Connor Wooten yes...yes it is

    • @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145
      @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hell yeah

    • @supaida_man
      @supaida_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      4.Hide in a shadow
      5.Never swing your arms while walking

    • @beanerbeater5778
      @beanerbeater5778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yo Forgot to make loud unnecessary sounds when you hit things

  • @thereisnousernorname
    @thereisnousernorname 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3126

    I can now be the next Hokage.

    • @lovecats3715
      @lovecats3715 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Work hard

    • @ye1386
      @ye1386 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +SouneyShow lol why so much hate?

    • @thereisnousernorname
      @thereisnousernorname 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +Chyanne Avans no, I will. Believe it.

    • @duksingchau8948
      @duksingchau8948 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +TheDangerWolf I'm sure u will.

    • @paryushmehta5041
      @paryushmehta5041 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +TheDangerWolf Fuckin weeb.

  • @newtrem9986
    @newtrem9986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "to be a ninja, you have to master the art of walking silently"
    *it feels like i was meant for this*

    • @deadchannel242
      @deadchannel242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I already did I can walk past my mom without her knowing

    • @klutch_edits
      @klutch_edits 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh i have feet problem i have to always walk with my toes Lol I am fully ninja

    • @isabellarobinson6082
      @isabellarobinson6082 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could be sitting on the couch just chilling, then my mom could walk in and not notice me until I sit up to grap a drink and accidentally startle her. I also was able to quickly swipe a bag of candy by just staying behind her back and quickly taking the bag, did it as a joke though so I gave it back to her after a minute or so.

  • @regxzoi-123
    @regxzoi-123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    7 steps on how to be an ACTUAL NINJA:
    1. Pick out a ninja outfit and wear casual and normal clothing that covers your ninja outfit all the time.
    2. Get Shurikens and Kunai’s and maybe a katana or a sword to be your weapons.
    3. tell anyone that your a ninja but only tell someone if you trust them to keep a secret.
    4.Try and be smart to think of your next move when being challenged to a fight or fighting an enemy
    5. be able to be a cool expert on doing Parkour.
    6. Don’t work as a cool ninja for anybody and only work with your trusting ninja teammates and you and your teammates work for themselves and to help the people that can’t protect themselves.
    7. Get a Senseii to help you be a better and stronger ninja.
    BOOM. Your now a true ninja if you follow these 7 steps.

    • @reira_mw9717
      @reira_mw9717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow??

    • @unusanusshalllive457
      @unusanusshalllive457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank man

    • @abieyuwaokuoimose600
      @abieyuwaokuoimose600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know if some of these are necessary. Thx for helping though.

    • @Lead7170
      @Lead7170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kunai aren't really used by ninjas much, katanas are used by samurai the real sword is a Ninjato (very similar to a katana but the blade is straight instead of curved and it's much shorter than a katana)
      You never tell people you're a ninja, ninjas were considered dishonorable.

    • @sta982
      @sta982 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @WaggishWizz
    @WaggishWizz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Allright! So getting hurt alot, doing nothing for a long time and dress normal.
    _ninja’s are just regular people whom are a bit crazy_

  • @jjonesa
    @jjonesa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    after I watched this video, I became the greatest hokage!

    • @jaden8520
      @jaden8520 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol ikr

    • @nobodyis2435
      @nobodyis2435 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @Dara.308
      @Dara.308 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CrAzYy jjones 318 I became a professional wedgie artist

    • @jjonesa
      @jjonesa 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @XMaiLeeX
      @XMaiLeeX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      naruto cool

  • @thatguyspike9497
    @thatguyspike9497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I Literally mastered the art of the silent step when I was like 6

  • @jhanejovero5067
    @jhanejovero5067 6 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    How to be HOKAGE?! 😂😂😂

  • @kevinw45
    @kevinw45 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1770

    How to start my own mob family?

    • @lupa18
      @lupa18 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Kevin Witzig Yes.

    • @kilianart
      @kilianart 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Kevin Witzig
      Yes Please.

    • @Arcticfox030
      @Arcticfox030 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes just yes

    • @hocadidilyocuttCAP
      @hocadidilyocuttCAP 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +Kevin Witzig Step 1: Have a family

    • @Arkume8Beltz
      @Arkume8Beltz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Kevin Witzig Play Sims..you can have a family of mobs..

  • @lastfirstxxa7620
    @lastfirstxxa7620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Says to wear navy blue
    *wears black*

    • @eurza8235
      @eurza8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well technichly its okay to wear black due to light pollution on the streets making the sky black.
      what i know ninjas need to be prepared over what environment their going to go and observe every surroundings

    • @fayerhodes464
      @fayerhodes464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok ur not a ninja

    • @warrentan831
      @warrentan831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *i wear gold cus im the dragonic gold ninja*

    • @___thebutterflyofficial___5825
      @___thebutterflyofficial___5825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Black for dark places

    • @odnu
      @odnu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@___thebutterflyofficial___5825 to blend in

  • @hadoken_senko
    @hadoken_senko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is solid advice, and I should know I have studied and done karate and ninjitsu for 10 years

    • @bobailey7238
      @bobailey7238 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Please remember this comment

    • @Gamer-gi1zn
      @Gamer-gi1zn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ninjitsu what is it?

  • @half-idiotuwu4123
    @half-idiotuwu4123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    comments : How to be a Ninja
    me : whatch Naruto

  • @kevinduff6958
    @kevinduff6958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Epic how to:
    How to hide a fart.

  • @Cienciamarcial
    @Cienciamarcial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    You really did your homework, and went to the source. Very truthful information. I thought it was going to be just another video where you see the same things you´ve already seen thousands of times. Congrats!

    • @cupheadtobia93
      @cupheadtobia93 ปีที่แล้ว

      ohhh now i know what you mean by homework😂

  • @JohnCashin
    @JohnCashin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I first got interested in Ninjas when I spotted this ad in an American Marvel Comic back in the mid-1970s. Back then, the company that was advertising it were based at 380 Madison Ave New York and they were selling a Ninja manual and claiming to be able to teach people how to vanish and be invisible like a Ninja etc.
    As you can imagine, the idea of being able to disappear and be invisible was sure fascinating for me as a kid and I always wanted to send for the book to learn how to do this but as I lived in the UK, I wasn't sure if it was available to us and my late mother wasn't prepared to send money abroad that might not get anything, so I never did.
    But, later on, there seemed to be quite an interest that gathered over here in the UK in it and you could get many Ninja books in martial art shops in the late 80s and 90s, although I never did find one that taught this so-called 'Time Lag Factor' technique which apparently, enabled someone to vanish, or seem to vanish.
    To be honest, I'm not sure if it really exists or if this was just one of the many myths that surrounded the whole Ninjutsu phenomena. This is why I think that ad I saw back then may have been a half con, NOT a complete con I hasten to say but a bit of of a rip-off, because most of the Ninjutsu martial arts element is certainly real, as real as any other martial arts but when it comes to things like 'invisibility and disappearing' etc, I think those are, at best, gross exaggerations.
    After all, if it was possible for someone to really do that, there would be no stopping them and I have yet to see anyone willfully vanish in full view in the way the movies portray it, as for people becoming invisible, well, obviously, if they did we wouldn't see them 🤣 lol but that doesn't prove anything, there needs to be some evidence of their presence otherwise they are indistinguishable from nothing. Thanks.

  • @goobi4038
    @goobi4038 8 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    3:39 But what if your opponent's armpit is hairy and sweaty

    • @kosherkingofisrael6381
      @kosherkingofisrael6381 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That is why gloves were invented.

    • @madpenguin9402
      @madpenguin9402 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's ok. Once the opponent is defeated you can drink the sweat to rejuvinate you and restore energy

    • @yuehan6711
      @yuehan6711 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      MMMMMM. SSSWWEEAATTTYYY ARRRMMMPPPIIITTTTT

    • @roywood457
      @roywood457 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool

    • @oleg9052
      @oleg9052 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Goofton who cares do you want to go to jail in stead of escaping no, no you don't

  • @synxeu8772
    @synxeu8772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    This video wasn't on your recommendation, you searched for that

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @lonelee3827
      @lonelee3827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, we did a search no jutsu

    • @J3li.st4rs
      @J3li.st4rs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You caught me trying to be the next hokage

    • @Ghost-ep7bw
      @Ghost-ep7bw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did u knew?

    • @kalli1129
      @kalli1129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I-

  • @Lebgefaehrlich
    @Lebgefaehrlich 9 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    how to start a Revolution

    • @Arkume8Beltz
      @Arkume8Beltz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Alex Fremder How to end the hierarchies..

    • @Lebgefaehrlich
      @Lebgefaehrlich 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ardiak Beltz one after another^^

    • @vantave9946
      @vantave9946 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, in a modern age, that's damn hard. Let's say your in a 1st world nation. Even if you get every civilian to rise, and every civilian has Molotov cocktails and handguns, your still talking about an advanced army and possible allies. This is assuming every military guy is not on your side.

    • @Arkume8Beltz
      @Arkume8Beltz 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amaz1ngWhale I

    • @ethane6891
      @ethane6891 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ardiak Beltz wtf are you talking about?

  • @ejazgamemaster4756
    @ejazgamemaster4756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am so in love being a ninja that I can' t stop watching this video.this video is seriously cool. Make another video how to be a ninja 🖤

  • @eliasndeleon
    @eliasndeleon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    ninjas are like farts. they both come outta nowhere, silent but deadly.

    • @karencampbell65
      @karencampbell65 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just like assassins

    • @fireswordgaming7894
      @fireswordgaming7894 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really

    • @shanesheehan9572
      @shanesheehan9572 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Night Ñinja ha ha your username is the name of a guy in pj masks

    • @cristina375
      @cristina375 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      made my day 😂

    • @go_kai_go8441
      @go_kai_go8441 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @trod146
    @trod146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I've never seen so many good comments all at once. Such a great TH-cam comment section... Good job people.. Good job..

  • @chickensurgeon3896
    @chickensurgeon3896 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Silent but deadly I thought he ment farts. LOL 😂

  • @Stoneman39488
    @Stoneman39488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was researching alot in wiki, medical training,espionage,special climbing tacticts (parkour), learn of diffrent distraction methods for example Hitsuke where a Ninja would cause a fire away from the area they want to sneak into, and lots of others. You must also learn about diffrent poisons and explosives, studied survival and have a good physical condition.
    Yeah... I'll be right back in 20+ years

  • @theanonimator5323
    @theanonimator5323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Im here because I’m bored during quarantine and so me and my little bro can play the lego ninjago ninjas😂

    • @justmonika3365
      @justmonika3365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am in a fandom of ninjago but I am not suprised I see little boys playing games going into lego shops all the time

  • @KQ465
    @KQ465 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    i came here to learn how to sneak into the kitchen at 2 am for a soda

  • @yawnster7274
    @yawnster7274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    I know how to be ninja
    Report People For Stream Sniping

    • @winterdark_yt4645
      @winterdark_yt4645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Yawnster LMFAO

    • @falanag9387
      @falanag9387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How

    • @winterdark_yt4645
      @winterdark_yt4645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      shriram nishad ninja is a streamer and he reports peoples for stream sniping

    • @damewansuchiang1364
      @damewansuchiang1364 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How to be ninja

    • @CyberKuki
      @CyberKuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I like ninja because I think ninja is better then tfue

  • @singhanujpratap
    @singhanujpratap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly this si so accurate...I thought you would state some wrong facts like a ninja used to use shuriken or would wear full-on black but u didn't and u also mentioned the last ninja Really nice video!!

  • @RulaTha1st
    @RulaTha1st 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When I was little I zoned out like 10 minutes and one of my friends threw a toy at me and I caught it with my right hand without thinking

    • @mdstanley5169
      @mdstanley5169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Then you are born a ninja

    • @semamalik
      @semamalik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have really quick reactions without thinking, I think this means something

    • @mdstanley5169
      @mdstanley5169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@semamalik Maybe you are born a ninja

    • @semamalik
      @semamalik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mdstanley5169 I wish 💀😂

    • @katsukibakugou5826
      @katsukibakugou5826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sema samee

  • @georgep4838
    @georgep4838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Man this guy has a badass moustache

  • @iceshines3214
    @iceshines3214 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I do PK, I know hoe to walk silently, I have alot of takedown techniques, I don't stand out. I'm a ninja!

    • @visionplant
      @visionplant 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome! You should get one of the ninja scrolls. Maybe try budo.

    • @iceshines3214
      @iceshines3214 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      InformantⓋ Nah, haha. Imma stay how I am now. :D

    • @visionplant
      @visionplant 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is PK, anyway?

    • @lukaamechi8822
      @lukaamechi8822 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      parkour

    • @iceshines3214
      @iceshines3214 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** PK, becouse it's real and you get a feeling of achievement, teleblahblah on the other side is not achievable, so yeah..

  • @estebanyt5439
    @estebanyt5439 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's more crazy, the ninja history or that people still comment.

  • @simonandmar_mar3524
    @simonandmar_mar3524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Love this, I've always wanted to be stealthy like a ninja :3

    • @KunaiOfficial3
      @KunaiOfficial3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There will be once a real Ninja who knows where and who. The Ninjas in Japan known as koba and another weird name, but this Ninja coming in future like 4 years later 3 years later right now they are under 20 above 8 Theres 1 who is 9 years old who is preparing right now another one whoes 12 and the master whoes 14 and thats all i can say is because the MI5 could track me....

  • @godinreverse675
    @godinreverse675 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    me and a couple of friends used to play blindfolded hide and seek, i mostly just spent the game standing behind who ever was it, that's how good at stealth i am, i could literally spend a hour behind someone without them even hearing me or feeling my presence (harder than you might thing, the difficult thing is maintaining a good natural flow and making it impossible to hear or feel your breathing while perfectly synchronizing your steps and movements with the other persons)

  • @crimsondragon257
    @crimsondragon257 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "come out of nowhere, silent but deadly"
    farts?

  • @lazarojuan3303
    @lazarojuan3303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I approve i have been a ninja practitioner for plus 20 years. And still listen to ninja rap. Raphael is my favorite.👍🏽🥷🏼

  • @dexter8225
    @dexter8225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I am litterally a stealth ninja now. Can you make a "how to train like a ninja video" please

    • @dexter8225
      @dexter8225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gump exploits bro I said that a year ago lmao

    • @Mapper8703
      @Mapper8703 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @minty 310• 50 years ago Ninjas are real you just gotta wear black a black mask a knife and shuriken your done

    • @forelamp6873
      @forelamp6873 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mapper8703 no lol, but ninjas are real.

    • @forelamp6873
      @forelamp6873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @minty 310• 50 years ago maybe you should stop eating food and touch some grass and also research before commenting bs.

  • @christinele4080
    @christinele4080 8 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    It's funny because I already knew how to walk like a ninja maybe because I used to sneak into the kitchen to get food😅

  • @hsyed461
    @hsyed461 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    He looks the dad from inside out

    • @beecraft7356
      @beecraft7356 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HSBALLER8 omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @applewood389
      @applewood389 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr!

  • @anasmutalib3832
    @anasmutalib3832 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you I'm now the thing that I dreamed of.

  • @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145
    @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Actually walking silently needs you to raise it higher cause at night it gets dark and no matter how good your eyes are there will always be an obstacle you can't see so raising it high prevents tripping

  • @__Him
    @__Him 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I tried this at home now brother calls me " Leonardo" 😔

    • @sufferingsun5704
      @sufferingsun5704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I call you bergurja

    • @scp049plaguedoctor7
      @scp049plaguedoctor7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I call you FaZe_ikOnic🤣🤣 can y'all sub to me pls 🤗

    • @nathanroxshelper9286
      @nathanroxshelper9286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scp049plaguedoctor7 no

    • @lalnunfelichawngthu7208
      @lalnunfelichawngthu7208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cool i wanted to be a leo you Are lucky

    • @skyflyskyfly1462
      @skyflyskyfly1462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just say yay thanks for calling me that and mabye he will stop because you like it or say at least I can get in small places like him but your to fat 😅

  • @ninjapirate123
    @ninjapirate123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm chinese and finally I'm a ninja. 5 years of practicing how to become a ninja, and luckily I succeeded :)
    2015: Started training to be a ninja. I'm beginner in martial arts and ninjutsu. I train these everyday
    2016: Learning speed. Practicing how to run fast, climb a rope, and overcome jumping down from roofs. I made mistakes nearly every time when doing these 3 things, but I keep training and never give up (along with Martial arts and Ninjutsu).
    2017: Started learning ninja tricks. These include espionage, deception, sneaking, surprise attacks (along with Learning speed, Martial arts and Ninjutsu).
    2018: Mastered martial arts and ninjutsu. Then started learning the names of the weapons and how to use them. The weapons I learned how to use were ninja swords-ninjato and katana, tachi, kodachi, shuriken, caltrop, ninja explosives, kama, kunai, tanto,
    bow, naginata and yari spear (along with Learning speed and ninja tricks).
    2019: I took one more year of learning how to do all these things and in 2019, I mastered at becoming a ninja.

    • @user-yp5sk9ky7m
      @user-yp5sk9ky7m 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KK Xie ninjas didn’t use katanas

    • @ninjapirate123
      @ninjapirate123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Harshit C I went to Japan for 5 years, and a master named master matsumoto trained me to become a ninja

    • @mdstanley5169
      @mdstanley5169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-yp5sk9ky7m a katana is one of the most important ninja weapons

    • @kellywu2082
      @kellywu2082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mdstanley5169 They didn’t use katanas, Samurai did.

    • @maangamer6666
      @maangamer6666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really you are ninja I am not shour upload a video

  • @timoneil7109
    @timoneil7109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A true ninja is a master not of the body but of the mind. Possess the right thinking. Only then can one receive the gifts of knowledge, strength, and peace.

  • @ctk1577
    @ctk1577 8 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    How to be in a SWAT TEAM

    • @lewisatkins1153
      @lewisatkins1153 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +1

    • @diamondemerald258
      @diamondemerald258 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not ask for it on the Internet

    • @jakekerst2455
      @jakekerst2455 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Step 1: get in
      Step 2: say " I didn't sign up for this" when you're on a job

    • @sherlockbones6702
      @sherlockbones6702 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Step 3: say "The bomb has been planted"

    • @duckduckgoose3289
      @duckduckgoose3289 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      step 4: shoot people wearing outfits you arent wearing

  • @viktorivanov6732
    @viktorivanov6732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    How to be Hokage? The first step to become a ninja is watch Naruto😂

    • @anabelletalstein2479
      @anabelletalstein2479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Viktor Ivanov yasssss

    • @subninja8069
      @subninja8069 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      run with your arms behide your back

    • @subninja8069
      @subninja8069 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Khair Muhammad
      What Bro? I don't even watch this show because am Beyond This show.

    • @subninja8069
      @subninja8069 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Khair Muhammad
      What brother?....troll face

    • @subninja8069
      @subninja8069 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Khair Muhammad
      ...mmm i don't have a comback you win brother.

  • @SpeedyGD5
    @SpeedyGD5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    It didn’t teach me how to double jump.
    0/💯

  • @tragic6162
    @tragic6162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don't forget doing seppuko after a failed mission or dishonoring your master

    • @thevaultboy9940
      @thevaultboy9940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now we should do seppuko to end our suffering from waiting of a new epic how to episode

  • @savagefox8970
    @savagefox8970 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    How to grow that mustache?

  • @TheArdeam
    @TheArdeam 9 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    How to rob bank

    • @MoonMagicks
      @MoonMagicks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +TheArdeam How to use better grammar. (j/k)

    • @andresalvarez7466
      @andresalvarez7466 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Aaron Johnsen lmao

    • @gboylee
      @gboylee 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron Johnsen

    • @perfectloser55
      @perfectloser55 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +TheArdeam Being a ninja.

    • @duksingchau8948
      @duksingchau8948 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheArdeam Good idea. You aren't like ... you know...

  • @JoeBereta
    @JoeBereta 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm not saying I probably pronounced every single word wrong.... but I probably did.... so I guess I am saying it.
    Joe out.

  • @nexcoyolt_0
    @nexcoyolt_0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So, I don't know how I ended here, but it's a good informational video about ninjas, I guess...? Ok, really what am I doing watching ninja stuff at 3 AM I really need to go to sleep before I make something

  • @aviancarver2654
    @aviancarver2654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3:18
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

  • @phearmetoo
    @phearmetoo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I train Bujinkan Ninpo Taijutsu and i can say this was pretty accurate. Good Job guys!

    • @bobailey7238
      @bobailey7238 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you still do?

    • @phearmetoo
      @phearmetoo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i am considoring restarting. did my last training in 2018 @@bobailey7238

  • @gaxsteel3212
    @gaxsteel3212 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    was that confusing, did you not get it, rewind the video, watch it again

    • @morgrim3367
      @morgrim3367 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL😂😂😂

    • @gundamfan55
      @gundamfan55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It sounds like song right

    • @Geo2wavey
      @Geo2wavey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +gundamfan55 yea got an idea

  • @Lemony.H
    @Lemony.H 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now, i am one step closer to become Hokage

  • @KingsteveTV
    @KingsteveTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I remember this video it’s been forever

    • @bobailey7238
      @bobailey7238 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Remember it again

  • @AlexLimPhotography
    @AlexLimPhotography 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Anyone come from nigahiga’s original how to be ninja?

  • @yasseensemlali2407
    @yasseensemlali2407 9 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    How to make a sandwhich

  • @Tavoizthename
    @Tavoizthename ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i just found this after years

  • @ninjapirate123
    @ninjapirate123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I keep dreaming and imagining I'm a ninja in real life so most people in my school will talk to me more and like me more. Sure enough, my imagination became reality.

    • @queentheseventh8608
      @queentheseventh8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow amazing

    • @ZHH_Studios
      @ZHH_Studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome! But don’t change yourself just for your peers alright? Just be yourself! Good work, Master Ninja!

  • @sonnydaguy617
    @sonnydaguy617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All right Joe if I get my butt kick when I try your ninja technique, you and me gonna have a "Ninja Talk"!.!

  • @Cairo40000
    @Cairo40000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Just because you watch Naruto doesn't mean you're a full blown ninja

    • @KunaiOfficial3
      @KunaiOfficial3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There will be once a real Ninja who knows where and who. The Ninjas in Japan known as koba and another weird name, but this Ninja coming in future like 4 years later 3 years later right now they are under 20 above 8 Theres 1 who is 9 years old who is preparing right now another one whoes 12 and the master whoes 14 and thats all i can say is because the MI5 could track me....

  • @savageart4439
    @savageart4439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Great! Now I'll show my enemies that anime isn't bad at all

  • @marriotgarrison8829
    @marriotgarrison8829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    How to become an ant 🐜.....

    • @xennymeh6059
      @xennymeh6059 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marriot Garrison awesome

    • @raymond.8775
      @raymond.8775 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wonder what its like to be small...lol

    • @silent-mortality592
      @silent-mortality592 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rainbowlilly3768
      @rainbowlilly3768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1. Don't drink milk.

    • @seanvivuong
      @seanvivuong 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @filipelopes5591
    @filipelopes5591 9 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    How to be rise again the Roman empire?

    • @berkanguclu
      @berkanguclu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Huns (Turks) were destroyed it

    • @TheSUPERPOTATO2000
      @TheSUPERPOTATO2000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +Berkan Guclu I have no idea what either of you just said.

    • @TheSUPERPOTATO2000
      @TheSUPERPOTATO2000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Filipe Lopes Is English your first language?

    • @filipelopes5591
      @filipelopes5591 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheSUPERPOTATO2000 No, but I can speak properly, is just that my phone as been acting weird, the keyboard just goes crazy and starts pressing keys at random and screwing up the auto correct.

    • @TheSUPERPOTATO2000
      @TheSUPERPOTATO2000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Filipe Lopes You should probably get a new phone.

  • @tod7483
    @tod7483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    The first step is be Asian.

    • @khaledrostom6682
      @khaledrostom6682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But I am already from an old series of assasins/ninjas

    • @cartoonjoseph7237
      @cartoonjoseph7237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      As an Asian myself, I can confirm that when we are born, we are trained to be Ninjas, although some were born to be Samurai.

    • @pxxivc_
      @pxxivc_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      im an asian

    • @ETN-bh1qb
      @ETN-bh1qb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nathan Nuon I am a Filipino and Filipino’s are asian

    • @thetripp8489
      @thetripp8489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yea step 2?

  • @commander5640
    @commander5640 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this, I did Ninja in high school

  • @nguyen275
    @nguyen275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    You forgot to mention the hidden blade.

    • @trialbyfire9945
      @trialbyfire9945 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't need one

    • @RaphaelPelegro
      @RaphaelPelegro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Loner the hidden blade was from assassins creed

    • @nguyen275
      @nguyen275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SKETCHEZ I know. It was a joke. But it's not far off ninjas would use hidden weapons too. in the video they mentioned parkour, which is the core of Assassin's Creed. Not only that but Ubisoft said they likely wont make an AC taken place in Japan becuz it's so similar.

    • @the_diamond_sparkle_pros_0783
      @the_diamond_sparkle_pros_0783 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loner ç. Sc

    • @tiff1681
      @tiff1681 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loner

  • @hojoma342
    @hojoma342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    How to safely kick Thanos in the nuts?????

    • @reira_mw9717
      @reira_mw9717 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhm..just kick and he will weak for a moment then...you get killed

    • @farukhossain6008
      @farukhossain6008 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Easily in the dream

  • @candysoto8533
    @candysoto8533 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Who else is here because Ryan Higa made a couple How to be Ninja videos...only me? Okay. ...also 4:20 Minecraft Villager sound

    • @animec9024
      @animec9024 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Candy Soto I noticed lel

    • @mete_envy1923
      @mete_envy1923 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dat villager is higggghhhh

    • @gamer-cc7rt
      @gamer-cc7rt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I me here

    • @IruzuRuu
      @IruzuRuu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No...you’re not alone

    • @shuvankumar8320
      @shuvankumar8320 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Candy Soto Ryan higa my favorite 😊😊😊

  • @theoutsiderspost4982
    @theoutsiderspost4982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yep, learning to use a katana from a guy who watched a TH-cam video. Is really going to help with my training

  • @armylordgames
    @armylordgames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    at first I thought he was talking about a fart ''they come silent and deadly'' :P.
    nah just kidding......... or am I? O_o

    • @stephy-buckets5152
      @stephy-buckets5152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you are

    • @ImaginaryNate
      @ImaginaryNate 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      not

    • @satikuhasoshi5022
      @satikuhasoshi5022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My dads great great great great great 20 greats grandfather was a ninja

    • @calamumu3245
      @calamumu3245 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was gonna comment that, but then I saw this

    • @cano
      @cano 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your so immature...

  • @2busy426
    @2busy426 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    How to fly for free

    • @Mrspiderman20014
      @Mrspiderman20014 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get a flying license and a plane

    • @AldjinnTV
      @AldjinnTV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +DeadPool Junior. for free

    • @youhm3692
      @youhm3692 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DeadPool Junior. Its not free m8

    • @2busy426
      @2busy426 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ^^

    • @ilais2
      @ilais2 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DeadPool Junior. A flying license is far from free.

  • @emmalinehope6743
    @emmalinehope6743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My method of gaining focus is starring at a phone all day. I really believe I’ve improved in becoming a ninja. 😂🤣

  • @marcargel1842
    @marcargel1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:58 good idea for thief HAHAHAHAHAH come on laugh now HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

  • @serath78
    @serath78 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How to be a jedi.
    How to create a secret society.
    How to be a escapist.
    How to be inventor.

  • @goldfishd1237
    @goldfishd1237 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I will be the NEXT HOKAGE!!!

  • @cecilialijoi4295
    @cecilialijoi4295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They come out of nowhere, silent but deadly.
    Like me when I fart.

  • @V0X6666
    @V0X6666 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you sensei I shall put this knowledge to good use

  • @morganamorgan1106
    @morganamorgan1106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hey Andy, great job animating this episode! You're just like a ninja - no-one sees you

  • @010cL
    @010cL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    How to survive a plague plz

  • @quokkawithabeer8161
    @quokkawithabeer8161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When he said silent but deadly I thought he meant my fart

    • @tyrmalik
      @tyrmalik 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭

  • @abieyuwaokuoimose600
    @abieyuwaokuoimose600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I became a ninja after watching this video.
    Amazing techniques too.

  • @babydab3222
    @babydab3222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    This comment section is basically a weaboo convention

    • @user-hu9ic5ob6h
      @user-hu9ic5ob6h 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Baby Dab because EVERYONE is a weeaboo if they watch anime 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @jjjjjj-wq9eq
      @jjjjjj-wq9eq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amy incorrect

    • @user-lp7fr8so8g
      @user-lp7fr8so8g 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes it is.

    • @metalspooon6924
      @metalspooon6924 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Baby Dab so true

    • @shahinurmiah9496
      @shahinurmiah9496 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m proud to be a Naruto fan

  • @WeakestYogurtEnjoyer
    @WeakestYogurtEnjoyer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dude that moustache is fabulous

  • @아말강
    @아말강 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I really want to be a ninja like no joke

    • @likesubcribeandalsocomment5330
      @likesubcribeandalsocomment5330 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** i dont want to start a aurgement so ill just say meh

    • @pikafox1943
      @pikafox1943 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i am a ninja i do martial arts red belt

    • @visionplant
      @visionplant 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ninjitsu has barley anything to do with martial arts. It has even less to do with hand-to-hand combat. If you really want to be a ninja, get one of the many ninja scrolls that have been translated into English.
      Also look up Antony Cummins, Chosun Ninja, John Johnson, Korean Ninjistu and Natori Ryu on TH-cam. Most real ninja training is about disguise, infiltration, espionage, counterintelligence, spirituality and meditation, ritual magick and spells, concealment, physical prowess, survival techniques, psychic powers and controlling the emotions. Not how to punch, kick and perform a wrist-lock.

    • @iceshines3214
      @iceshines3214 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do PK, I know hoe to walk silently, I have alot of takedown techniques, I don't stand out. I'm a ninja!

    • @MechaGV
      @MechaGV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well nobodies saying you can't try

  • @bcwgames1083
    @bcwgames1083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1. Make loud and unnecessary sounds when you hit things.
    2. You must be able to catch anything with your chopsticks. 🥢 🟢
    3. Teleportation.
    4. You must be able to transform into anything. 🐒 🌲 👨
    5. You must be able to perform a fatality.

  • @alexguardado235
    @alexguardado235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Ninja vanished" more like ninja edit

  • @wandererャboy
    @wandererャboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    How to be a Ninja
    Me: What, Ninja Fartnite

  • @jotjot5437
    @jotjot5437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:07 oh you weren't talking about farts

  • @someweirddudeswd9166
    @someweirddudeswd9166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Ninja vanish...Still here...."

  • @argoJ50
    @argoJ50 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Now Samurai.

  • @nyautotradersleasing7290
    @nyautotradersleasing7290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Let’s go be a ninja

  • @LeoKingdom101
    @LeoKingdom101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    How to be a samurai?

    • @doubleminecraft0095
      @doubleminecraft0095 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LeoKingdom69 yas

    • @Athalwolf13
      @Athalwolf13 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, I think there were a few europeans who were granted the title of Samurai. Samurai is pretty much a knight.

  • @fefek1
    @fefek1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me with a random plastic pole/stick I found in my garage: NINJAAA