A Video about War Crimes Committed by The Battle Cats
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ธ.ค. 2022
- In this video, I analyzed every single unit in The Battle Cats and judged them based on if they are a war criminal or not. The numbers may astound you, and I would suggest you stick around to find out what war crimes they have committed!
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Imagine if there was a stage restriction making only innocent units that have never done a crime useable.
Slime my cute boy
Say goodbye to Most Useful Units.
Courier Cat: “This is my time to shine once again.”
@@thembigstonks7016 not sure if it would apply but I think maybe some type of slavery charges as he uses the assassin cat to attack, but we don't know if the assassin cat is consenting to this or not.
@@theunderpaidSCPdude according to Courier’s description, the Killer Cat in his package is considered a “very fragile good” so it might not be a living Killer Cat. It might just be a ceramic figurine or plushie of one.
Kachi Kachi is the most despicable war criminal. The first form blatantly uses a flamethrower while the evolved forms literally pretend to be fire trucks only to shoot fireballs out of their hoses
The ol’ Trojan horse technique.
I mean.. It is a fire truck theoretically
more like a fireball truck
bora? wtf
It's called a FIRE truck, do you really expect it to shoot water?
A 12 minute explanation on the different war crimes of this game is what I needed
I love how almost every uber is cassually guilty of using flaming weapons, truly the worst criminals ever
Haha napalm surge go FFFFRRRRRRRRR
Most iron legeon Ubers use a slave in the first form and 2 Ubers are weapons of mass destruction (the space station and large drill) due to a. Nuke level lazer and b. Causing earthquakes
Yeah and there is literally an animation in Drednot when one of the slaves gets threatened by a gun.
This can be seen as a threat, gun violence or threatening violence on a hostage.
if I had a Nickle for every time a cat used Incindeary Weaponry, I'd have 120c, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened 24 times.
You could use that to summon a macho cat!
@@theteethcollector865 exactly enough for shakurel cat
@@Voidumaru6969
does anyone even remember that collab 💀
@@theteethcollector865 or even 2 lil mohawks
Almost an eraser cat
Twinstars would account for two cases of child soldiers
Shishilan pasalan uses electricity in his true form.
Subterra sentinels uses incendiary weaponry
Great video though! I loved it.
But that charge doesn't do anything to the actual attack
pvzh player?
@@Russini148 why yes, yes I am.
Twinstars wouldn’t get a charge since they willingly did it alone under no command
My dad taught me this! Didn’t know he was talking about the battle cats though...
lolz
lolz
You from Serbia or something?
@@sansnyan982 prob Bosnia
@@DevMan2342 and Herzegovina
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Is funny how the nekolugas are the only ubers to not have a single war crime
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4:27 undead cat might get a pass here as the grave is of a physical person,but a memorial grave to the dead Ponos game "Girlsmons", which was shut down on 19th Jan, 2017
Or you could say that it's their own grave. From what I know, they were a charecter in the game girlsmons, and he specified it being someone else's gravestone.
Doesn't Miyamoku also count as an hostage?
I mean, the ghostly cat is manipulating him with chains
I wonder if Warlock and Pierre would be charged with something, because it looks like a beast was forcefully captured and put on a chain. This can also be supported by the fact that Warlock does not do the attack himself, but rather uses Pierre to do it for him.
i’d like to see you try and lock up a ghost
@@eldritchskye2608Just use a dark type
I thought you were gonna say thundia’s crime was wearing hot clothing to distract the enemies
moopy wtf the fuck
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Basically public indecency
Her crime is making me act up
public indecency isn't a war crime, its just a crime, and not even that punishable, youd get a ticket for it but thats it
You don't get in trouble for war crimes if you win the war. Just saying
Yes, and they did win in the end
I just love how serious he is throughout this video 😂😂😂
The M. Bison cat comment.
No way bison cat himself
Hello
4:04 so that explains Jeanne’s second form
5:15 mecha bun can also fit that description, since it is illegally enhanced first with titanium and then with ancient energy,
0:55 You should cover the ones that may be a war criminal too. It would be so funny to hear "Tank Cat, very well may be, a war criminal." It's more interesting that way.
Add gravi to the list anyway that smirk is basically a confession.
Papaluga is also a warcriminal. He uses a dead creature's body part to attack
Shigong is charged with incindiery weaponry.
I mean isnt prisoner cat as a unit essentially a crime at war?
No, Prisoner Cat was actually an high level alcoholic and he was actually a true form Adult Cat
4:31 but it is probaly their grave, and most likely just the tombstone.
4:26 the grave is of the game GirlsMons (I think you mentioned that in a fact video before), and since the cat in question is from GirlsMons, would it count as desecration of the dead if you’re dead and you’re desecrating yourself? Also, 10:18 . Jagando jr. is 2. He’s also a hostage, since the cat army murdered his parent and took Jagando jr as a souvenir.
He wouldn’t count as a hostage actually because they found him as an egg and well they killed his dad and his army so no one is going to look after him. So it’s actually pretty Nice of them to take care of him because he would probably die without them.
For the first one I was thinking the same thing
Truly, the most informative battle cats video I'll ever watch.
I just beat all the King WahWah stages in a span of a few minutes! The hardest one for me was the first one until I found a strategy, and the one that took the most attempts after I found my strategy for N-1 Grand Prix was Revenge of N-1 which took 2 attempts!
This is the battle cats content that I have been yearning for years
1:30 well if the flame is the least harmful weapon they have and they have to use it something like that I don't remember
Wait people have been able to change the weather for war irl?
That's neat
Fantastic video! Straight to the point.
I feel like the shattered rocks and green crystals on Gravolodon's boulder would count as serrated, the large serrations on the legend rare did.
i like how throwing a rock or a piece of wood shaped like a bomb is a war crime, but using literal missiles and explosives isn't
"sir baby cat wasnt bringing his babys in war he was protecting them from the war,as we can see his face shows clear sings of anger if he were to brind them on purpose he wouldnt be with that face"
The cows are a bit of a stretch as its just a cat in a costume but the fact thst they use lasers that set ppl on fire is a different charge
This video is fucking beautiful, I wish all the fire weapons were just left out though. Or at least all grouped together.
Idk if some of these count as war crimes tho. Like, if wood giving you splinters is a war crime, then what about Mr.? He manipulates metal to inflict serious damage to his opponent.
Guns aren't a war crime
I like that you used 3d saul as your background
Nah the fact that kitten just chillin' while it is being thrown around
Gardener Cat uses serrated weapons in their second and third forms
paris cat uses a tosa that could potentially have thorns which could leave someoen with cuts and unnecessary bleeding
Manic island is a literaly volcano
incendiary weapon not to mention weather manipulation, dude could just cause enough volcanism to block out the sun with volcanic dust and ash and cause another mass extinction by sending the earth into another ice age
@@derpychicken2131 So you agree that Manic island is a war criminal?
It might not even be real
we quite literally did almost every warcrime that i found in the geneva conventions from your start to ch3 itf moon
edit: as a side note, i think lilin cat, specifically her 2nd form, succubus cat, should be charged with hostage due to a ghost cat being in the cage below her, along with desecration of the dead due to well the same reason.
I am very glad to say that I have so far watched 3 entire videos About war crimes committed by characters in games. Monkeys, Pokémon, and now Cats (even if like 50% of them are cats).
Bro was a legend for using 3d Saul Goodman as background for a video about crime
Crazed titan isn't using child soldiers. he's protecting them.
The Video: About war crimes
The Background: Better Call Saul
The rock revengers are guilty of hostage taking due to the cat locked up on the top of the stage
New challenge:can you beat battle cats while abiding by the law?
You can still use cyborg and cameraman, so you can definitely get very far
amazing video, I wonder how many of the cats have committed war crimes that we do not know of 🤔🤔
An entire army has a shorter total sentence than most of the mercs
Great video! I'm subbing
Welterweight cat also is guilty of incendiary weaponry, as he has soulfire surrounding its hair and paws.
New challenge idea unlocked:
gravi would also use fragmentary weaponry due to its rocks breaking and maybe leaving painful shards on the grond or enemies
Lord of Ruin Jagando jr. States that he is in his terrible twos. Even if he is charged for indiscriminate attack, wouldnt he get the miko mitama treatment and let off because they're too young?
This guy just dig so deep on battle cats lore and I support it
You should powerscale them (or as many as you can/want to) a few are at least planetary so it could be interesting
1:21 and little flying cat can only dream to destroy a city with a beam of light
litterly his description
The fact that this game is rated 9+ in one language and 12+ in another is the real war crime.
Those who are wondering, BCEN is 9+ and BCTW is 12+
Yep, it said war , sex (???) And cute cats fighting
1:46 mother cats pose is reminding me of a certain man who fought in a war...
Yeah.....
Warlock, Babel, and Klay are all holding slaves.
Im proud to have Gravolodon on my team
You should do one on the enemies
Imagine if every area attackers counts as indiscriminate attack
Even bloon games didn’t escape the fate of war crime so this is no surprise
2:15 doron didn't freeze loris and that makes me mad
You might've forgotten to count barbed weapons
(ie. Cats in a Box's nail bat)
extra life cat could be argued that its allowed since it is THEIR grave, idk if it would really count if it's your own grave
This is the greatest video I have ever seen
What I learned is gravolo is good boi
Nice music choice.
I figured that like 80% would be incendiary weaponry
0:02 why superfeline isn’t favorite but all the others yes?
“Hello Mr. Zeus, we’re with the United Nations. You are under arrest for using electronic shock weaponry-“
*Gets deleted from Earth/Moon/Whatever else*
This is actually really funny
No mention of orbital strike platform armageddon? He literally uses an orbital platform.
I feel like Oda Nobunga would be charged with something, because use of lightning is not allowed
who knew mushroom cat will be a war criminal
my question is if awakened bahamut is comitting war crimes, how are they gona catch, more importantly kill/capture bahamut
Play growing red for every mention of incendiary weaponry
This reminds me of the btd6 war crimes videos
Reminds me of the video weaponface david made on pocket monsters and balloons tower defense
Did I just watch a 12 minute video about cats supposedly committing war crimes at 12:30 in the morning? Yes I did.
glass cat would just smash itself in court
now thats what i call real trolling
Kasa jizo in the background with his whole arsenal of fire weapons :3
wha? he just uses firearms, they're allowed
@@dimavlasiuk4220did you forget about his second form?
Why isn’t thermade in there? I see incendiary weaponry and possibly booby trap although the cat on top freaks out, so he might get a pass on that one.
Cam you do the same for enemies?
Now sue the enemies for warcrimes.
Also I feel like Kai could be charged for inappropriate clothing
Might wanna charge most of the battle cat Ubers if that's the case
Most of the anime girl in The Battle Cats could be charged for that, lol
Orbital Platform Armageddon does nuclear warfare
this was very interesting.
Nobody expected eggy cat
Technically most cat cannons are comiting war crimes, such as curse blast, since cursing enemies could be considered biological warfare. The cat cannon that shoots lightning (I forgot its name) could be charged with incendiary weaponry due to the fact that lightning could potentially set enemies on fire.
Edit: the cat cannon is called thunderbolt cannon and it could also be charged with weather manipulation due to the fact that it shoots lightning
Orbital platform amrmageddon uses thermonuclear weaponry
idk if armagedon creating cats count than we should include eva 01 and many more colab ubers
Nerd Cat uses booby traps in the form of his giant hammer.
Technically, Gravolo uses fragmentary weaponry in the form of his giant breaking Boulder.
Doesn't Swordsman cat have a fire sword? Oh well. The cats don't care about their crimes. Nobody has bothered, or even thought of arresting them, because they're too cute.
Good to know my favorite cat isn't a war criminal, although frankly it's pretty obvious
What about mighty bomburr's nuke?
You said that use of fragmentary weapons was a war crime. But don't modern armies use fragmentation grenades a lot?
The ending background is just a blurred out Saul Goodman!
No militia should have weapons in space, so solar cat whether it's considered in space is a war crime, or if not, capturing entire planets to attack from
Bravo uses fragmentary weapons