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“I Will Learn (1,000 Things)” Parody of 500 Miles by The Proclaimers Covid19 2020 coronavirus
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 มี.ค. 2020
- Lyrics in Description! Well, there’s just no stopping me now 🤷♂️ Here’s another parody, friends! Stay safe 🙌🧼 If you’d like to support these videos and show some love I am now accepting artist tips/donations via Venmo @fivetimesaugust or Paypal fivetimesaugust@fivetimesaugust.com - Thank you!
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Lyrics:
When I wake up
Well I know I’m gonna be,
I’m gonna be here stuck inside this house with you
I can’t go out
But I’ve got a lot of things,
A lot of things that I could teach myself to do
Kids need a haircut
Well I guess that I could try
And be the dad who’s gives a haircut to his kids
I’ll learn a language
‘Cause it’s among the many things,
The many things that I have on my bucket list
‘Cause I can’t fly 500 miles
No I can’t walk outside my door
So I will learn 1,000 things
And I will learn 1,000 more
I started sewing
So if you’re running out clothes,
Just let me know, I’ll make a sweater just for you
I’m learning trumpet
I can only play one song
I play it wrong, but I will practice and get good
And now I garden
Because I bought a lot of seeds
So many seeds that I will grow some food for you
And I’m a cook now
I’m collecting recipes
From all my friends who post their dinner on Facebook
‘Cause I can’t fly 500 miles
No I can’t walk outside my door
So I will learn 1,000 things
And I will learn 1,000 more
‘Cause I’m inside!
I’m inside!
And I’m done driving, done driving to my work
Get inside!
Get inside!
Don’t spread the virus, please don’t be a jerk
‘Cause we can’t fly 500 miles
No we should all just stay in doors
We could learn 1,000 things
And we could learn 1,000 more
#coronavirussong #coronavirus #covid19 #socialdistancesessions #socialdistancing #theproclaimers #500miles #parody #coronavirusparody
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Here is Reggae singer Dan Bowskill singing acapella ' Redemption Song '...in a quiet Kingscross Station! during the ' Lockdown '..
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This is still great...
Brilliant!
Omg, it's a classic! All of your songs are great lol!
I also bought your CD and listen to it in the car haha
My new hobby is watching these parodies
❤️
Yes
You know what? You should ask these parody writers permission if you can put them on cd, or sd card! That way you can have them wherever you go! Ask them if that's okay! Please?
Me too I started sewing
These are brilliant, I have to watch daily!!! They need to go main stream , radio everywhere!!!
I really want to thank you for this. I live with my elderly father and being cooped up inside is really starting to get to him. I just played a bunch of these songs for him and it was the best laugh he’s had in days. Thanks for making this a little more bearable 💕
So glad to have been a bright spot to yours and his day, thank you 🙏
It’s great to see so many artists making concerts from home for our pleasure but these indie musicians creating hilarious parodies are a real gift - thank you!
I'm now going on 7 months of 98% Covid19 quarantine and I take this pandemic very serious but we all need a song like this to make us smile!
I love how people are so bored because of this quarantine that they’re actually learning a dozen things, like cooking and gardening and sewing and languages. Just goes to show that humans genuinely love learning and _cannot_ stand being bored
Covid, go away! If you, being the virus that you are, why don't you take the taliban with you and all America's enemies?
THIS GUY IS THE GREATEST EVER! I’m still listening to his hit song I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY!! Thanks for the help and many smiles. Doing chemotherapy here in my VA hospital bed, and I too, will NOT go quietly!!
Semper Fidelis, Captain T, USMC
Please leave this up forever I shared to my Facebook for the memories of this time..
Song was great! Thank you.
Thanks five times August for posting this video and entertaining us. We really appreciate it. It was really gd.
Hey Five Times August :) My wife (Sara) and I just wanted to thank you for sharing your creative, humorous song parodies with us, we tune into your channel almost every night and watch (keep em coming) if you're open to song suggestion Sara's got plenty! Sara especially loved your tribute to your little guy starting kindergarten, she thought your song was very heartfelt and beautiful. You have a very beautiful family, stay home, stay safe and as you always say "Go wash your hands!" ;)
Thank you!
Excellent . Really enjoyable . Perfect sentiments for the lockdown !!
Bless you for your music to make our lonely suffering a lot brighter
You are so sweet and sincere. You remind me of my 5 year old grandson. Please don't think that's anything other than a compliment. He's a natural born caregiver, and you have that same beautiful energy and light.
You nailed it buddy! Great job! Keep it coming! 😄🤘
I know it's a parody but you have a beautiful voice. Wholesome as heck. Hope you and your family are safe and healthy. Let's get through this mess together in grace with a smile! ❤❤❤❤
He really does have a awesome voice👍
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Agreed
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Truthe
You are so talented, thank you for recording and posting this!
Our living room is a class room... I tell my teenagers “don’t get furious get curious” haha Love this song. Great job!
Very nice voice. ❤
Lynda Anthony n
Yotub
What a wonderful thing! Your livingroom is a classroom! How excelent is that! Do you play these parodies for your teens? You sound like an excellent teacher to me. How many teens do you have?
Way to put a positive spin on the quarantine.
Love your lyrics. You are one really funny guy and good musician.
Love this song, especially during this trying & difficult times. But, this too will pass ... and We will get through this Together!! ... and with God!!
"I started sewing" had me crack up 😂😂😂
*Your voice is really beautiful! A great way to get through this Virus!*
Btw, thx for liking! Xx
I wonder if people 700 years ago grabbed their hurdy-gurdies and wrote songs about the Black Death ... It's a good way to get through all of this.
Ring around the rosy,
Pockets full of posies,
Ashes, ashes,
We all fall down.
@@KENTUCKYUSA1 You beat me to it -- people carried "posies" [bouquets], often in a pocket, thinking that the scent would protect them from the "stink" of plague. "Ashes, ashes" referred to the cremations which, of necessity, replaced conventional burials.
Love it ❗
@@KENTUCKYUSA1 Original: Ring around the rosie (the circular rash of the plague) Pocket full of posies (ward off the plague) a-stishoo ( the respiratory sneeze symptom of the plague), We all fall dead. By the 1790's nursery rhyme was cleaned up to be less frightening.
people may have grabbed lyres or lutes and sung about the plague Patrick, not hurdy-gurdies, you ignorant douchebag.
This 500 times better than , the news now , just brilliant. Thank you
Love it!! Thanks for cheering us all up!!!
Apart from the excellence of the song and the performance I'm impressed with the quality of the recording.
can you make more covid-19 parody songs until this virus is over?
😂😂😂
Here you go! th-cam.com/video/apAXHAI4lf8/w-d-xo.html
Ya its great how peaple are makeing all funny songs about the virus and lock down its a little human comic realeaf in this hard world we live in now
i agree with you. I so hope he does make more!!!
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how can you do this.... they are fantastic... what a great imagination...
OMGosh this is great 🤣😂 My family thanks you for keeping me entertained & saving their lives while we are all stuck in this hell hole together we call a house. Much love from California in quarantine losing my ever loving effing marbles 😂❤
Watching them all! I believe this is my favorite so far
How can anyone dislike this? That was great
Your parodies, have made me so happy. This is mine and my daughters new morning jam. We dance before we do our homeschooling in the morning to wake us up, and this is the best.
Thankyou
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I just found you this morning, and I have been listening to some of your songs. You're very good (and truthful). Loving it. New subscriber here.
I love you dude! You made this frontline healthcare worker laugh his ass off!!
Ya got a like subscribe and i rang the bell too
Thank you!
Hahhaaa. This sir is brilliant.. This is the old British way. Of joking threw rough times. Keep it up stay safe. Thank you for all these amuzung moments in a shitty time.
I agree with you. "Go learn something new today!"
I have been waiting for response on how to access the Final Exam for a Re-certification course that I took. It was so boring, that I decided to start on another short course.
CABIN FEVER is kicking in. I'm just trying to be pre-occupied to relieve my boredom. God bless you! I enjoy your parodies!
If you can, go for a walk! That's what I'm gonna start to do. Being indoors all the time isn't healthy, either.
Love it! Stay safe and keep singing!
I love love love this 😂😂. Thank you for this ..got it on repeat while I clean my house out of boredom for millionth time this week lol . Much love..
Awesome! I'm loving all of these Corona parodies here on the3 you-tube! Do some more! You did a splendidly good performance.
Brilliant! 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
I. Love. It!
You bring smile to us in this uncertain times.😄
Honestly, this song convinced me to give Guitar another crack. Already know Piano and Harmonica.
WE WANT MORE! You're great.
Legend!
That was great!
Beautiful voice❤
Love it!!
I'vw taken up painting again when I'm not at work. I'm one of the few people who still has a job that requires me to work outside my home - on an assisted living facility - but I'm still home a lot.
Thanks for this song. 🤗
I literally just binged watched all your quarantine videos. Just subscribed. Thank you for making all of us smile.
You're a really good singer, man! I love your parodies.
I can't tell you how much I appreciate the smile ☺ thanks for the video! ❤️ Stay safe my friend!
Absolutely the best parody song I've seen so far. Thank you for bringing smiles to our faces!
You sir rock!!
Love it!! Thanks for making me smile. I really needed the boost in moral and creativity!
Great job! Made this old lady laugh out loud! Thank you! Nice voice, meant for entertaining. Keep up the fun work. Thanks from the Smokey Mountains, Tennessee USA. You made the world smaller and more fun, today. Stay well, and WASH YOUR HANDS!
That was awesome man, and a good message during these times.
Funny ....10 out of 10
Quite a lovely voice actually. Thank you for making me smile.
I love all of your coronavirus songs!!! You rock!!!
Absolutely amazing. Loved this Corona version of 500 miles.
Perfect!! ❤️
I watched these during lockdown but still luv it now...
😂😂 this was great!!
You my friend are the hero we deserve!!
I am glad that there in no stoppin you, cause these have been very entertaining and so clever!!!
This is genuinely very uplifting and inspirational!
Hope that everyone who viewed and enjoyed this song donates at least a dollar to you. I am lucky to still have a job and can work from home. A co-worker sent me a link to this video. Thank you for making my day a little brighter!
I applaud you! Your song is a real prize among a treasure chest full of many choices!
Keep 'em coming!
Please keep it up! These are great!
Awesome, one of the best Covid-19 parodies I have listened to. Really cool.
Hi from Melb Australia! Love your songs esp. your Corona parodies, and the one about your son starting school! ( soo cute!) Very creative. We are not yet in total lockdown but we should be🙁
This was fantastic. Love it. Haha. Great lyrics. Great singing and playing.
By far the best I've heard so far. Excellent. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well Done. 👌👌
F**KING BRILLIANT
These songs make my day!
By far the best Corona song yet! Thank you for putting it into words... While using one of my favorite songs haha
i wish you had more subscribers hope for the best bro👍
Very good sir.. You’re on your way love.😃👏👏👏 Thx for bringing smiles 😃😃
Thank you so so much for lifting our spirits ❤️❤️😘😘xx
This is an awesome cover/parody, very timely!
Really creative lyrics! Love the song.
This is EPIC!!! At times like this, I needed a laugh and this did it. I thank you sir!
Super creative and entertaining!
I’m glad this appeared on my feed. Awesome! Made me smile.
😊 Check out the other ones too! Glad to give a smile!
Australia here, slowly locking down. Thank you for your song! Needed that today 💕🙏🏡
You should try out for American Idol on the internet if we are stuck in quarantine
I LOVED this! Thank you so much 😘
Love the shirt!! Thanks for the smiles!
Bloody brilliant Mate.
I salute your inventiveness&lyricism!
Another great song!😀
Yours was a “recommended” video, and now I know why. Thanks to the YT algorithms and KUDOS to you from a big Proclaimers fan!
I freaking adore your humor
You have a wonderful voice! Love it!
Fantastic! thanks so much for the laughs and joy during the epidemic!! Anne
Thanks so much for this! I posted it to my students as our Friday Song.
These songs are great, keep up the positive attitude and keep spreading it! #spreadjoynotcovid
this song has been spooking in my head for weeks now, and finally today, someone posted this link on a substack. Now I know what it is LOL !