Stay Home Vogue (Vogue Corona Parody by Chris Mann)
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Lyrics and video by Chris Mann
Stay Home Vogue (Madonna Vogue Parody)
Lyrics by Chris Mann
Home
Stay Home
Look around, everywhere you turn is Covid
It’s everywhere that you go (just look around)
I know you’ve tried, everything you can to escape
This social distance shit show (what a shit show)
But just settle in to the quarantine
Flatten the Corona curve
They say the cure is up to you and me
It’s called a sick day, so bitch you best stay home
Come on, stay home (home)
Work remotely and Zoom your meetings (and Zoom your meetings)
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, stay home (home)
Watch the TV and eat your feelings (and eat your feelings)
You know you can do it
All you need is your own imagination
So use it that’s what its for (Chris, tell me more)
Read a book, that’s that thing that’s filled with paper
But i can’t tell you for sure (Can’t say for sure)
It’s makes no difference if you’re black or white
Corona’s coming for you
Do the cool thing now and just stay inside
You’re a hermit star, yes that’s what you are, you know it
Come on, stay home (home)
Work remotely and Zoom your meetings
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, stay home (home)
Watch the TV and eat your feelings
You know you can do it
Home is where the heart is
So forget your friends outside it
First day in feels like magic
But soon you’ll be a bat-shit lunatic
I’ve got to go, I’ve got to go
NO! Isolate for the cure
Come on, stay home
(home is where the heart is) (and Zoom your meetings)
Stay home
(home is where the heart is) (and eat your feelings)
Netflix, Hulu, HBO
Bach-e-lor and Game of Thrones
Conan, Ellen, QVC
Eat the cover of a magazine
Churn butter, needlepoint
Pick your nose and smoke a joint
Wrap your head up like a nun
PornHub masturba-si-on
Wheel of Fortune, Oprah’s OWN
The Greatest British Baking Show
Modern Family, Shark Tank, too
Grace and Frankie, we love you
Fixer Upper, Will and Grace
Deepak Chopra meditate
Don’t go out there, let’s sit to it
Couch potato, there’s nothing to it
Stay home
Stay home, stay home
Stay home, stay home
Ooh, you’ve got to
Work remotely and Zoom your meetings
Ooh, you’ve got to just
Watch the TV and eat your feelings
Ooh, you’ve got just
Stay Home
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"Read a book - that's a thing that's filled with paper." OMG! LOL!!!
then he said he wasn't sure lolol.
I've been reading books on my phone......so
@@zellafae Dirty books from Amazon are only about $2.00.
I THOUGHT with this shelter-in-place order that I could read those books I've been meaning to read, but I suddenly find myself working TWO jobs: my regular full-time day job which I now do online, and being a substitute teacher for my child. It seems I have less free time now than before. When I get too stressed I just tell myself that I'll treasure the memory of all this family time when my child grows up.
@@mgicdncer some are only $.99!
“You’re a hermit star” had me in hysterics....Mainly because I am disabled & pretty much bedbound, so now anytime someone asks me what I do for a living I’m just going to tell them I am a hermit star. 😂❤️
th-cam.com/video/eRRSG4Iz8hA/w-d-xo.html
Same! I have chronic illnesses and have been mostly homebound, I’ve been saying to my friends and family that I’ve been training for this Corona social isolation for years 😂 Makes me feel a little better that everyone’s a hermit now, I’m less ashamed of my lifestyle because it’s the new norm!
You go girl !!! Many blessings to you. 😘
Then check out this dude! He had me laughing my butt off, im sorry to hear youre disabled. Check this guy out....whos trying to lift spirits and make the most of these troubled times.
th-cam.com/video/YJGWDxCrjIE/w-d-xo.html
Me too Alixeaux
I actually didn't think self isolation would be a big deal, as that's virtually every day for me anyway, but weirdly, I've never felt more alone! (no family or loved ones). Have stopped watching the news tonight, and thought I'd come on TH-cam to try and cheer myself up. ....and here we all are eh!! This big ol' world doesn't feel quite so lonely any more! ☺
"First day in feels like magic, but soon you'll be a bat-shit lunatic" exactly that 🤣🤣. This and 'My Corona' are literally keeping me sane. If you cant laugh you'll cry right? Keep them coming Chris
I like his version of Adele's Hello.
I have a Coronavirus 2020 playlist I am working on. I am wondering how many songs I will find just about this virus!
xbrandi12345x and bands! There is this 90s band called Corona poppin up everywhere
I love "My Corona Home" and "Stayin' Inside" too! I made my playlist public if u want to chect it out - Quarantine 2020
Camerooni well if it is the song I think, I heard it before. But hearing a song and knowing the band‘s name are totally different for me. I never heard of them before, nor like that music style as much 🤷🏻♀️
“Watch tv and eat your feelings!”
Dammit, stop spying on me 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😭😘
Chris, please don’t go away when the pandemic is over! You’ve cheered up more people than you’ll ever know. Laughter really is the best medicine, and you’ve just delivered a whopping dose!
This is what I want to see. Not a bunch of rich people singing "Imagine"
Madonna already sailed that ship (cover of Imagine) long ago!
These days, the song that makes the most sense is Madonna's Ghosttown
Singing Imagine while the rich get superior healthcare. I imagine the day we can truly live as one.
Thank you!
So true!
@@CaitlinBloodyMary
IMAGINE is one of my favorite songs. I'm not rich, and well into my sixties.
I truly don't understand why people think this song is for the rich .
🎶HOPE TO LIVE LIVE AS ONE ✌
Peace out!!
This man singing this with a straight face, LMAO
Aoi 🤣🤣🤣
Chuckles
There is absolutely nothing straight about this guy.
Bryan Parks so whose offspring is that in video?
@@bryanparks694 What I mean is how he stays in character, without losing it by laughing. The lyrics are hilarious...
Laughing at Corona makes it more endurable.
"Eat the cover of a magazine" 😂
Cushiediva Tonya
What’s a book? 😀
“It doesn’t matter if your black or white, corona is coming for you”
So funny! 😂
As someone who watched the original Vogue video a gazillion times back in the day and who is now on the front lines caring for patients, I absolutely love this video. It’s catchy and creative. Thank you so much for the message throughout and at the end of the video.
Thank you for your service and dedication. Stay safe, please.
Thanks for your services
Thank you doctor❤️ stay safe and I’m so grateful to artists who are giving us all a reason to smile. I love your videos!
Thank you.
god bless you. as doctor you probably won't believe me, but research "black seed oil" take care
The house key earrings are pure brilliance!!
Didn't realize they were keys until the 2nd time haha
This is a masterpiece. Madonna better look out.
she already blew it. If you haven't seen it, grab the pepto. I feel so sorry for her right now.
@@chryssoraidy9838 She's nearly a billionaire and the biggest selling female artist of all time. She doesn't need your pity.
Ma who?
This is better
She’s too busy in a bathtub filled with roses. Smh.
It gets funnier the more I watch it. I think he should make an album out of these songs I'd buy it lol
Our grandparents were called to war. we are called to sit on the couch.
Omg this comment made me hysterical 😂
I'm sure our grandparents would also have prefered to stay home.
When you're right you're right
THAT WAS HYSTERICAL 😆 👍 WAS ACTUALLY. BETTER THAN VIDEO 😂
@@Whyme266 The video was awesome though, too.
I'm a very introverted person, so being told to stay at home and be distant from others? It's like my time has come. I would probably have 0 anxiety at all except that my parents and siblings are all essential workers, one of them on the frontline in a hospital, and while my job is also for an essential company I can do it from home. So it's like I'm fine being home nonstop, but the fear for my family and how they can't be is what's causing my anxiety and stress and terror every second of the day. Thank you for your videos, they help me take my mind off of it for even a few minutes and I appreciate it.
You're not alone. I know it can be hard. I have a sister who is living in Hong Kong right now, and she told me that they got through the worst of it. I was worried for a while too, but the best we can do is to be the calm in the middle of the storm until it passes. Hoping it gets better for you
I'm also introvert.. it's been fine . I admit to missing tennis. But my concern is for my adult kids and their families.. loss of jobs.
I agree. THIS IS HEAVEN on earth.... for us.
@@rgmia612 Introverts paradise!
Ditto for me.
My wife just spit out her wine - this SLAYED us. Dude, you're awesome!
Witnessing a literal "spit-take" (not a scripted or intentional one) makes life a tiny bit better. 🤣😄😆 never forget it, my wife got used to my antics and stopped being shocked by anything. 💖
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽
Chris man, you need to heart their comment!
Hope she didn't get to much on herself 😁👍❤
OMG if Madona sees this, she will explode in laughter.
hahaha as if you know Madonna personally... she could just be a cranky old lady.
No, she sings n her bathtub full of rose petals and sings about eating fried fish to help us during these trying times 🙄🙄🙄🤦♀️
New Dimension Madonna is a swampy Hollyweird creature
I think she would explode from jealousy hahaha
You’re right
Me first: lol he's hilarious. Then realizes: he's keeps on touching his face!
bananaonappletree95 Oops!
Well if he has been inside and has washed his hands then he can touch his face
Not touching is for when you’re outside
@@negardanaeifard6166 True, but you should maybe cut down on it, to be safe and to avoid habit if not thinking. I cringed at all his face-touching! You're right though, basically. I'm a worrier..
He wased his hands
@@cockeyedoptimista on his other parody song, My Corona...he touched his face then sang lyrics about it.
Please do a parody for the Sting song “Don’t stand so close to me”!!!
Lauren Anne that one would be great 👍🏼
you mean the police
Cool thinking!
Yessss
Good one!
This guy is handsome, funny and genius and he can sing too wow🙏👍👏
Want to marry him
@@bognaz9483 🙈🙈🙈no, I'm just complimenting him because I thinks he's funny, smarts and cute too. I think he also has a sense of humor -a good quality that lots of ladies like💋💋💋
@@jennydkwong I just wrote I want to marry him, can't handle this haha but You're right
@@bognaz9483 😘you never knows. Maybe you guys should meet up? You guys could be a good couple😘
These are hilarious and make this situation a little less sucky
I love how everyone is freaking out that he’s touching his face, but not bothered that he’s chewing on a magazine...
Torrs It’s ok, he found it on a subway seat.
I'd like to see the look on his face if he catches it ... that would roll a head or 2
Well, I hope he at least sanitised his hands before he did all that head-touching
It's ridiculous. As long as you have thoroughly cleaned your hands with soap then you're fine !!
LOL
Read a book, that's the thing that's filled with paper... 😆😅😂🤣
"you're a hermit star, yes that's what you are!" 😂👏👍
The Earth has been put in a "time out". Thanks for entertaining us.
you mean earth has put us, humans, on a time out...
Humans are in a timeout so Earth can heal herself.
Please make more of these! They are hilarious! I’m in the medical field and it really helps to be able to see people get creative spread the word! Please help keep us safe that have to go out in this time of crisis, and stay at home! Thank you for the much needed laugh!
Ehrin, may God keep you and everyone around you safe and healthy! I'm praying for you friend!!
Thank you for what you do everyday may God bless you now and always
Mountain Prairie West thank you, this meant so much to me to come home to this! Thank you for the prayers and kind words! They are more appreciated than you’ll ever know.🥰
carranastorm thank you very much, all prayers are very much appreciated, stay safe out there!
“Chris, tell me more!”
“Read a book (what?) That’s the think that’s filled with paper.”
Well, if you're like me you've got several shelves full of books you always meant to read.@opinions opinions
Chris Mann: Only 6 more weeks.
COVID-19: Um, can I have a word?
Lord help, this man can SING, and funny as well!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
"Couch potato, there's nothing to it!" "Just eat your feelings!" I love you twice. I hope you do tons of these. It's a massive gift we need right now.
YES !!! My feelings exactly!!! I love this guy !!! 🤣🤣🤣
I agree! Here is another good one! th-cam.com/video/YJGWDxCrjIE/w-d-xo.html
I agree, hope you keep doing more :) really enjoying these so far!!! Your videos and the lyrics are echoing what many of us feel at this time hahah 👍
I am 56 yrs old, and I must say I LOVE your 80s parodies! My Corona and Vogue?! YES!!
sharing....
Who is thumbs downing this, and why? C'mon people, lighten up.
Yep--about 380 people are "bat-shit lunatics"!! Awesome video. :-)
Who care who disliked it. The most important is that you like it and many others
If you don’t like it just don’t put a thumbs down.
It's probably youtube that does this.🙄
Right!? WTH? They have nothing better to do.
Imagine if the world had to quarantine without the internet!!??
I can`t even imagine that!!
@Insidious Sid 🤣😂
@Insidious Sid 🤣
It's coming soon apparently...
😯 the horror I feel cannot be described. 😂
I don't think people would stay inside to be honest they would have to start rolling out the military to make people stay inside.
Very grateful nothing happened like this when I was a kid in the 80s. My siblings and I would have killed each other fighting over the TV with cable. LOL.
The only thing COVID was good for was us making these parodies.
Read a book. That's the thing that's filled with paper but I can't tell you for sure.😭
When they said "The meek shall inherit the earth" they meant introverts.
Yes
So true. Introverts are the ones that spend time thinking stuff out, instead of trying to be first...
Our time has come
🤣🤣🤣 fact!
Hello to all my fello introverts. 😘
The batshit lunatic part me laugh so hard. *:''D* And your son is so adorable!!
Okay, I’ve hated every single carona parody I’ve seen, but this one was AWESOME!!! Absolutely loved it!! Very well done and does total justice to the original. Great job!
His Adele cover is pretty hilarious too 🤣
I've only liked Chris Mann's cover/parodies so far ❤
Jessica Atkins I’ll have to look that one up! Thanks for the suggestion!
Chris, you are wildly talented and hilarious in a biting way that really shores me up! Thank you for the videos that shut down the stress!
I agree. His stuff looks sort of serious but it's so creative, it makes me laugh
"Home (yas)". That's so good, w the house key earing.
Dude, this and My Corona are the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Please do more!!!!
Ditto!
yea buddy lol
Hello is good too!
You should see the British paradies......😁
Lol! "You're a hermit star."
"You're a hermit star" I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT. I'm a hermit anyway.
I wish you would do one from the Bee Gees - staying alive lol . Stayin inside stayin alive. 😂
That would be a great one!
Yeah, that would be brilliant!
That would be AWESOME!
Good one
Its been done though I don't by Chris, but its so very, very funny!!
AMAZING. And then "the airplane's fwying" was even more so. Thanks for the much-needed laugh and sense we're all in this temporary madness together.
I have loved you since The Voice, but man, I gotta tell ya: I think you have found your calling with these quarantine paradies.They make me laugh so hard...and your voice is great on top of it! Keep making them PLEASE
Hilarious. And the kid at the end is so adorable.
His..(?) Reminds you he is a dad.
“Eat the cover of a magazine” 😂😂😂😂😂
My son took every song I ever loved and made it into a parody. Now his only song open to the public (besides my page) is like a virus for "Pornhub Mas-tur-ba-ti-on." Your parodies remind me of the good times I had with my son. You & your family are such a blessing.
OMG the house key bling earrings was the best! That and the “going bat-shit” hand shift. LMAO
How many times did you just watch this? Too funny I had to repeat and share. Perfect timing for a laugh!
I've watched it about 20 times and still piss myself laughing
So far I have watched it at least 10 times. I laugh so hard at this and My Corona.
I was just thinking this is my favourite of your parodies, and then your son clinched it. He's adorable, and you sir are brilliant!
Yes, agreed! Your son is precious and that he's holding a Southwest airplane just melted my heart, luv that. (Thank you from a 25-year employee of Southwest.) Your videos are fantastic! Great work! 😊👍🏻❤
This is brilliant 🤣😂🤣😂 - lockdown driving me nuts but on the positive side my house has never been so clean!
Chris !! I absolutely love your covid song parodies .... I’ve watched some of them 200 times plus!! And still end up in hysterics !! Such clever lyrics as well as they stick to the beat / original song sound so well...
Brilliant !!! “Only 6 more weeks” lol
Jojo Co that one got me, too..🤣🤣🤣
My favorite part is "churning butter..."
I actually whipped my own cream and put it on strawberries the other day by hand!
The funniest part is I did a Facebook live of it and a lot of people sat there and watched me whip cream, so I jokingly said wow you guys must be really bored lol
Mine was needlepoint as I sit in front of my needlepoint haha
He is so good.
Thank you. Loved the last part. Your darling one.
And my daughter is a 22 yeqr old first responder firefighter/EMT. I'm proud. And damned scared.
I've watched this 3 times in a row and my side is killing me from laughing....can't thank you enough for the fix...xox
Just look around 🎶 (sprays Lysol) 😂😂😂
"You're a hermit star" 🤣🤣🤣
I love this! I'm inspired that people are using this time to use their imaginations and be creative and create art in a super challenging time. Awesome, Chris! Love it!
“Read a book, that’s the thing that’s filled with paper...” 🤪
"Only six more weeks" SO ABOUT THAT-
"5 months ago"
🙃
Everyone: "Don't touch you face"
Chris Mann:
Hold My Corona 🤣
Amazing talent, voice, humor, looks and little boy !!
Thank you for giving us a laugh during one of the strangest times we’ve ever been thru together.
pooskanel
“Chris bout to sing” I almost died of Co-vid 19.
We need to get back HOME!! I know it is hard I love and miss my family too. But I don’t want to miss them FOREVER!! Just this Holiday season guys. Stay home and live to be with your loved ones for years instead of hours. Love from your ICU RN.
Epic thank you for this everyone at the hospital is loving it
Someone sent me this link in case I needed a laugh. Did the trick. I don't think I can repay her adequately. Thanks.
Send her this link lol th-cam.com/video/nTYxDMYKyiI/w-d-xo.html
@@1978tenpack omg, funny too!
I needed this. Can't stop laughing.
This man is brilliant. He made me laugh for the first time in days.
Ms. L. Churchill
I thought exactly the same thing. 😁
Same!!!
""soon you'll be a bat-shit lunatic" I lost it! Thank you for these awesome Corona videos - you're making me smile just before I go .... well, bat-shit loony!
“Hermit Star” LOL
Let’s add the people who grow, deliver, cook and sell us our food to the people whom we owe a thank you! Great video!
Kimberly McCord Thank you unsung hero’s! Xxx
....and nurses?
Hard to eat your feelings without everyone involved and at increased risk to themselves.
Lol loved this!! Hugo is adorable! 😍
"Watch tv and eat your feelings." YEP!!!!!! LMAO
*Oh my god! This is GOLD! Make it viral, fam!*
I've watched like three of these Corona parodies you've made in a row, and haven't stopped laughing the whole time. You've earned yourself a subscriber, sir.
QuickSilver, I think he's earned more than a subscriber. Scoot yourself over to Amazon and buy a CD!
“Stay home and eat your feelings!”
What's everyone eating?
Well, I found out that when you run out of mashed potatoes and pork chops.... Gravy can be considered a beverage...
@@OfficialChrisMann Girl Scout cookies!
Chocolate cheesecake Mmmm Yum
@@OfficialChrisMann Lots of soup, chips and hummus, Greek yogurt, walnuts, eggs and dark chocolate. Chris, you're absolutely awesomely funny. Your other video was had my in tears. Love you, stay safe. ♥️❤🤗
As wearing "washable " masks starting tomorrow and reusing gowns this is much needed comedic relief. Thank you! Nurse with no PPE
♡♡♡ Thank you for what you and your colleagues do, Amanda. Stay safe.
Respect! Here in Belgium (lockdown country with today again 60+ people dead in 24 hours) people hang white towels outside the window in support of all medical staff and leave goodies and thank you notes outside for the guys and girls who still collect our garbage weekly. Maybe an idea of solidarity for you guys?
Ps: not sure about this, but I heard that coffee filters (turned into a DIY mask) number 4 can protect you somewhat too? Better than nothing I suppose?
Keep going, I am in awe of you, well wishes to you and your colleagues x
My community is making fabric masks for patients so medical staff can have a better supply. Not that it's as good as a N95 but our community is outraged that medical and hospital staff dont have what they need to keep themselves safe while they risk their lives for us.
Eh, they are reusing gowns?
23-19!! *Humanly items extermination squad incoming!--monsters inc.
Chris, you are absolutely hilarious. You're also easy to look at... over and over...😘❤
"Home (sexy whisper)"
Omg I've been so stressed out with having to be at work right now. I work in a Warehouse we ship out food and parts for electrical equipment, computers, robotics and so on. I don't sleep to well you popped up on my feed thanks for the laugh your vedios are a nice break from all the stress around us.
pandemic hits the world
Chris mann, "this is my time to shine bitches!!!"
and we are glad you are Chris!
Thank you, Chris! I have been home with this life altering virus and this is the first time I have laughed, even though it made me cough so much more. Laughter is the cure, please keep them coming!
Stay safe friend, and I pray that you get better. Hang in there and fight!!!
There are no words for how much I appreciate these videos... thank you Chris for keeping us all sane 💙
haha thanks! I got your back!
Chris: “Eat your feelings”
Me: “Then my feelings are potato chips and green tea.”
Bit Bitzy mine is the two mochi ice creams left in my fridge that I’m taking a tea spoon of every day so that it doesn’t run out.
Gin, yes gin is good too!
Leftover pizza and too much ice cream float. My emotional state seems to be just as healthy as always!
Not sure how I missed these gems during pandemia!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The rap section near the end was genius, love the toilet paper head wrap-around. Thanks, Mann
Rap section? Lol. You've never actually heard Vogue, have you?
As essential personnel, I appreciate these more than I can say! It gave me (and a number of co-workers) a laugh! Thanks!
Be safe out there!
That kid (yours, I'm assuming from the looks of it) is freaking adorable! And oh yeah...great song!! Amen to the thank you at the end
Working in ICU in New York, first day off in 5 days and came across your videos. Amazing. Clever and what a voice! Sharing it with my crew at the hospital to lift everyone's spirits. Thank you! x
Please please PLEASE release an album of these, only thing that's making life bareable
This is the best song I've heard this entire time I've been home
I've never laughed so much much in all my life! Halarious! Tears running down my face! This is what we need humour and a bloody good laugh well done mate! Xxx
Damn dude, you're skilled!
This is BRILLIANT! I needed this today! How about a broadway parody?? Defying Gravity? 525,600 minutes?? Would be AMAZEBALLS!
Chris Mann you Are the Greatest, and your Voice is Absolutely Beautiful!! God Bless You and all whom you love.