These Maps Are Terrible

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  • @zakuraRabbit
    @zakuraRabbit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Denmark: *Ceases to exist*
    New Zealand: First time?
    Brazil doesn't need to be bigger, let's just give all disputed territory to the smallest countries. I'm sure the Vatican would love to get Hong Kong and it won't be weird at all.

    • @rendeer8822
      @rendeer8822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I think that's his point, like "oh god we're gonna have to give it to brazil? its already got like, all the switzerlands"

    • @chitlitlah
      @chitlitlah 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you imagine being a territory of the UK and mostly doing your own thing, and then suddenly you're given back to China who comes and puts a boot up your ass for trying to have a little freedom, and then suddenly Jinping gets replaced by the pope and you have to convert to Catholicism?

    • @c0utin
      @c0utin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a Brasilian, I can assure you we don't want Hong Kong or Switzerland. Bad weather and no decent beaches, thank you!

    • @dragon-du6ew
      @dragon-du6ew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sealand would be super happy with a country that has land instead of being... A fucking platform

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dragon-du6ew their not recogbksed

  • @OlegDorbitt
    @OlegDorbitt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    This video went from silly maps to "Why should bigamy be a crime?" real fast

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wdym “real fast” its *seventeen minutes into a twenty minute video*

    • @Periwinkleaccount
      @Periwinkleaccount 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LucyWest370 they meant that it suddenly accelerated. Either that, or they’re moving at a negative speed to make time go fast.

    • @AlrexX2
      @AlrexX2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      5-10 years in prison does feel a bit overkill to be fair

    • @ljr6490
      @ljr6490 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Lucas_Simoni aha

  • @vitorschwaab
    @vitorschwaab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    As a Brazilian, I find the 7:42 segment really funny.
    As a Brazilian living in Catalonia, I hope they solve this situation before Brazil comes and I need to move again 😆.

    • @ReaperGr448
      @ReaperGr448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Russia should be given to Brazil

    • @zadovrus1624
      @zadovrus1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can't escape from Brazill

    • @bathamsteryt
      @bathamsteryt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mars should be given to brazil

    • @weltuntergangsbote
      @weltuntergangsbote 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bathamsteryt brazil should be given to Mars

    • @lucasphilippini620
      @lucasphilippini620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bom ter mais brs por aqui 😎🤝🇧🇷

  • @oliviac2585
    @oliviac2585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    My favourite part is that they somehow included Prince Edward Island. Even "good" maps forget us sometimes.

  • @ztl2505
    @ztl2505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I think part of the huge fascination with London is how monstrously central it is to the UK. From the American perspective it’s like if Wall Street, the Whitehouse, Hollywood, and Silicon Valley were all in the same city.

    • @davidthemax2942
      @davidthemax2942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know you don't mean it that way, but my dumbass brain thought this was funny because London is not in the center but near the coast

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Considering the UK is no bigger than Alabama, it actually makes complete sense lol

  • @SGrahamArt
    @SGrahamArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Any world map using flags to colour in the countries is bad design. They're never easy to read. I love maps, I love flags. But never together.

    • @lifeuncovered6188
      @lifeuncovered6188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Based

    • @jugame1439
      @jugame1439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Flag maps of a single country is cool by itself in my opinion

    • @jessicatriplev9802
      @jessicatriplev9802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's even the point of this video. He doesn't put any effort into trying to be educational. Ugh SMH

    • @MbeziAmsterdam
      @MbeziAmsterdam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jessicatriplev9802 He's educating us and providing commentary on how these flags are wrong and that it annoys him.
      What more do you want?

    • @cardsatanywhere363
      @cardsatanywhere363 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessicatriplev9802 I bet your hair looks like a tennis ball and you spend 23 hours arguing about something you know nothing about and is unbelievable left wing on twitter.

  • @dimitrimolotovvyacheslav4604
    @dimitrimolotovvyacheslav4604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As a Brazilian, I think giving stuff to Brazil is the best way to solve disputes
    By the way, isn't all of China disputed by Taiwan? Should Brasil just annex it?

    • @royalhyena66
      @royalhyena66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes and Yes, along with mongolia and some parts of russia.

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@royalhyena66 and Ukraine

    • @yanwato9050
      @yanwato9050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      also, both koreas claim each other's land iirc, so that's all going to brazil too

    • @dimitrimolotovvyacheslav4604
      @dimitrimolotovvyacheslav4604 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yanwato9050 leetssssss goooooo

    • @Elix111
      @Elix111 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Lucas_Simonicountries hate eachother because of nukes? Just guve all of them to brazil

  • @ninjawarrior8994
    @ninjawarrior8994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    You should send some of these to EmperorTigerstar. (If they weren't reviewed already)
    I wonder which ones would get the ever coverted Nope/10.

    • @isaacbobjork7053
      @isaacbobjork7053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think some of them has been in Tigerstar's videos

    • @asdfghjklyfyfyv
      @asdfghjklyfyfyv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@isaacbobjork7053 like the one in the thumbnail

    • @Pigraider268
      @Pigraider268 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesn't need to do anything. He "can", but not "should"

    • @Eothok
      @Eothok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Pigraider268 It’s a common expression used to convey a suggestion. Don’t lecture people on the English language if you don’t speak it.

  • @kevincronk7981
    @kevincronk7981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Actually Brazil may possibly have claimed Hong Kong before, because there were times when the portuguese empire was really the empire of Brazil with Portugal as just one of its colonies, and Portugal did control Macau so it may have claimed Hong Kong at some point

    • @fulana_de_tal
      @fulana_de_tal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brazil was never the main kingdom of the Empire, the capital was Rio de Janeiro for a while, sure, but Brazil itself was only promoted to a "Vice Kingdom", so the full name of the Portuguese Empire was "United Kingdom of Portugal, Algarves and Brazil". Also i highly doubt that Portugal would try to claim Hong Kong when it had just fell under British control.

    • @easytiger6570
      @easytiger6570 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, Portugal claimed the entirety of non Christian eastern hemisphere, so during the Napoleonic wars when the government was in Brazil it technically claimed Hong Kong

  • @jnmsks6052
    @jnmsks6052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    For the first map, based on what it says on the bottom, it's showing where you can send money. For that reason, it's not odd to me that Greenland is missing entirely, same with South Sudan, but it seems unlikely that the company in question can handle transactions to almost every country, but not somewhere like Denmark or New Zealand. This doesn't appear to be Western Union, though, so maybe the company in question doesn't have the ability or authorization in the places that don't appear.

  • @ronweasley1354
    @ronweasley1354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    For the first map, Russia does go further north, but the top of the flag is white so you can’t even see it, still a bad map obviously though

    • @CrotchetRest
      @CrotchetRest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The fact, that the top of the Russian flag is white, is not the issue. They really just erased Russia's black border. If you take a look at Canada or Finland, they do have black border in places where white color of their flag meets the ocean.

  • @Jakau-q8i
    @Jakau-q8i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    First map also shows Libya with green flag, that was used during Gaddafi rule. So, apparently this map were made before 2011. That's also why there's no South Sudan.

  • @restonin4911
    @restonin4911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The first map of them all is I think a map of countries you are able to transfer money to, so that's why Denmark isn't in it because, for some fucking reason, you can't transfer money to Denmark and all of the pacific thing east of Papua New Guinea, also there is a part of Russia you said there wasn't, it's just white and camouflages itself in the paper
    Edit: grammar

  • @brandonm8901
    @brandonm8901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That size comparison site is really interesting. I am ready to waste far too much time on that

    • @thegarry7542
      @thegarry7542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What is it called? I can’t see the website name in the video.

  • @fozzybear8001
    @fozzybear8001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I just thought to myself how you would make a great geography teacher.
    Then I realised you are one.

    • @metal_pipe9764
      @metal_pipe9764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is?

    • @RaduRadonys
      @RaduRadonys 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@metal_pipe9764 Yes, most of them, because some of the personalities have some homicidal ideation.

    • @metal_pipe9764
      @metal_pipe9764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RaduRadonys how does homicide have anything to do with this?

    • @RaduRadonys
      @RaduRadonys 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@metal_pipe9764 You referred to him with "they" so I assumed he has multiple personalities, which in general include a few with homicidal intentions, usually.

    • @metal_pipe9764
      @metal_pipe9764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RaduRadonys there, I fixed it

  • @RedCruuve
    @RedCruuve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I keep trying to make sense of the 2:07 map and just can't. It seems to use a bunch of flags and general borders from the 19th century, such as using the Brazilian Empire flag, The German Empire flag, the Qing Dynasty flag etc. But then you look at Morocco's flag and it's represented with a flag that hasn't been used since before the United States even existed, and then there's other inconsistencies like why is the Dutch South Africa flag on Madagascar even though that was never a thing? All of these would mean that the caption is just blatantly wrong. But even if the caption was right and this is like a political-influence map, it still makes no sense

    • @jsssss2674
      @jsssss2674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is an alternate history map. Which means political bounderies are meant to be different from our real world.

    • @RedCruuve
      @RedCruuve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess it makes sense but i wish it had context

    • @kevincronk7981
      @kevincronk7981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jsssss2674 but then how is Italy in East Africa and Austria-Hungary exist, Italy barely beat Ethiopia and couldn't have stayed there and everyone in Austria-Hungary hated the Austrians they wouldn't have kept their empire

    • @Tingleton11
      @Tingleton11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe its a map of 2012 the disaster movie I don't know why it would be a map of that or why its so weird, but that's what came to mind.

  • @sohopedeco
    @sohopedeco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    From 1815 to 1822, Macau actualy belonged to Brazil, given Rio became the capital of the Portuguese Empire.

    • @kevincronk7981
      @kevincronk7981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was even the empire of Brazil at one point, and for a time Portugal was basically a colony if not officially one which it may have been

    • @TheLocalLt
      @TheLocalLt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kevincronk7981 Brazil was never the main kingdom even when the king fled to Rio, then later on when they got Portugal back, the crown prince declared Brazil’s independence as the Empire of Brazil, but claimed none of Portugal’s other colonies nor Portugal itself

  • @crazyraptor2907
    @crazyraptor2907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The map on the thumbnail is definitely picked from whatifalthist that Turkish empire is a dead giveaway

  • @youmeandgravity
    @youmeandgravity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That 2012 map of the world looks like someone downloaded the map of the end of their Victoria 2 campaign and made it into a flag map

  • @isaacbobjork7053
    @isaacbobjork7053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Denmark used to own what is now the south of Sweden, so they used to definitely border Sweden

    • @rasmusn.e.m1064
      @rasmusn.e.m1064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Especially at the time the map was made. Denmark only lost those parts in 1658.

  • @Immortalcheese
    @Immortalcheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There's a whole meme about how many world maps accidentally forget New Zealand. New Zealand apparently campaigned about it to raise awareness that, yes, they exist

  • @___E
    @___E 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "How did France lost Europe but moved to Chad"
    Free France in WW2:

  • @jamestay2377
    @jamestay2377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Toycat: Theres nothing wrong with the marijuana map.
    Meanwhile: Thailand legalises marijuana

    • @sagbon98
      @sagbon98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spain decided to Italy

    • @tcideh4929
      @tcideh4929 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lots of north west Africa is missing as well

  • @Yora21
    @Yora21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First map: That's also not the flag of the country of Germany.

  • @BryndanMeyerholtTheRealDeal
    @BryndanMeyerholtTheRealDeal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does a world map of administrative divisions (states, provinces, prefectures, oblasts, etc.) exist anywhere on the internet?

  • @punished4890
    @punished4890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:06 Apart from thefact that it is visually making me sick, IT ISN'T EVEN CORRECT. Moldova's and Romania's police will bust your nuts if they catch you hïgh or dealing it.

  • @missa2855
    @missa2855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:20
    I think when that map was made Denmark still owned Norway and Southern sweden.

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You Danes will never get either of us

  • @skypig
    @skypig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you said give Macau to brazil, technically there was a period of time from which the kingdom of Portugal was ruled from Brazil due to a Spanish invasion, and Portugal held Macau at this time thus there was a point in history during which Brazil ruled Macau

    • @Cortov
      @Cortov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you're talking about the period roughly between 1808 and 1822, it wasn't a Spanish invasion, but a French one. In 1808 France was enforcing the Continental Blockade and Portugal refused to comply because they were very dependent of the UK. When the French invaded Portugal the Court fled to Brazil, which became an united kingdom alongside Portugal and the Algarves, so the Court could rule Portugal even though they were in a colony. The Spanish Army did in fact participate in the invasion of Portugal alongside Napoleonic forces, but it was mainly French; additionally, "Spanish Invasion" could easily be confused with a period from 1580 to 1640 when Spain ruled over Portugal and it's colonies (a.k.a. the Iberian Union), including Brazil and Macao, because the King of Portugal died and the country went through a succession crisis.

  • @JediSimpson
    @JediSimpson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:00 - My 7th great-grandfather was imprisoned for one year in 1794 for bigamy.

  • @alison7222
    @alison7222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The ottoman empire returned in the 2nd map. (Well, some of it)

  • @jellieslumpie
    @jellieslumpie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved the fact that the Netherlands was not included in the map where in the world Marijuana is legal 🚲

  • @wintermelon800
    @wintermelon800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact I'm going to Vegas in a few weeks

  • @misanthrope8803
    @misanthrope8803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bad map series are the best

  • @sshadyh
    @sshadyh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love his honesty about giving him money haha

  • @ruairi9558
    @ruairi9558 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:20 “there any no other issues anywhere else”
    spain: “do i exist”

  • @lordcommandernox9197
    @lordcommandernox9197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where in the world is Marijuana legal?
    _Sweats profusely and deletes Portugal, procedes to try and sink Spain into the Mediterranean, it's now combined with italy and France._ 4:00

  • @greenfigaro9624
    @greenfigaro9624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If I'm remembering correctly, The Queen is portrayed on Solomon Island currency. Something, something, the only currency where she is portrayed smiling. Also, welcome to Las Vegas.

  • @bod-7268
    @bod-7268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how the first map Libya has the old flag where it's plain green

  • @dblcherry
    @dblcherry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    how is some dude talking greenscreened in on google maps getting sidetracked for 15-20 minutes one of the most entertaining things on this website

  • @d.c.8828
    @d.c.8828 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Countries arranged by geographic location" cracked me up way harder than it should have

  • @HighInquisitor35
    @HighInquisitor35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You passed over Spain being attached to Italy on the marijuana legalization map

  • @joaopedrocruz6432
    @joaopedrocruz6432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the marijuana map Brazil is in the wrong color,is not illegal to use but selling it is illegal. It is just that the drug user isn't criminalized (normally) whatever the drug used.

  • @alexhajnal107
    @alexhajnal107 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    00:19 They also added a blue, white and red blob north-east of Spain.

  • @TheSilliestPumpkin
    @TheSilliestPumpkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Things wrong with the map at 1:07
    1. Some of Canadian islands are gone
    2. Greenland is gone
    3. Libya has its old flag
    4. Norway’s and Sweden’s flags are weirdly cropped
    5. Some of northern Russia is missing, also the flag is weirdly cropped too.
    6. Solomon Islands, Fiji, and New Zealand are missing.
    7. There is no Hawaii
    8. South Sudan is no more
    9. Australia’s flag is also, once again, weirdly cropped.
    10. Canada’s maple leaf is off-centered.
    11. Falklands is gone.
    12. Denmark is gone.
    That is all I can find.

    • @Evan-I
      @Evan-I 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      13. Argentina’s sun looks hand drawn
      14. Australia’s flag as well as Mexico, Brazil and almost all the Stan countries are crooked or scaled weirdly
      15. They used an outdated Mauritania flag
      16. A bunch of flags have too light or too dark colors
      17. Iraq doesn’t have that flag anymore
      Side note: this mad doesn’t look like a recent flag, if you see it, look for the year it was made

  • @alekus3643
    @alekus3643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:15 Also no new zealand, no madagascar… NO TAIWAN?????
    Edit: I commented this too early, he noticed most this later

  • @Y.d.o.b.o.n
    @Y.d.o.b.o.n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why are the pyramids of Giza not in the British museum?
    Because they are too heavy to move

  • @UnderfundedScientist
    @UnderfundedScientist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Today I learned if I need a treasure maps credibility evaluated Toycat is yes

  • @HMWAA
    @HMWAA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the 3:55 map is weird because spain is moved to under italy, belgium and netherlands are missing, so is western africa and ecuador is missing

  • @memediatek
    @memediatek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:30 We all know that London is everything south of Watford

  • @nicholasharvey1232
    @nicholasharvey1232 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first map reminds me of those online games where you have to name the countries missing from the world map...

  • @Redarmy1917
    @Redarmy1917 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oliver Cromwell has something to say about the Queen not being able to commit crimes.

  • @SolarisGO
    @SolarisGO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Toycat: why does bigamy need to be a law
    Also Toycat: has hundreds of channel wives

  • @Shadow_Drip
    @Shadow_Drip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Switzerland is the new unit of measurement.

  • @mesosoup9343
    @mesosoup9343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Next time you're in Idaho, HMU, love your vids

  • @yejikai
    @yejikai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:17
    Wait, what?
    Spain (is bordering Italy now, for some reason), Portugal, Ecuador, Mauritania, Guinea, Guinea-bissau, Cape Verde, Côte d'ivoire, Sierra Leone, Liberia, The Gambia and Senegal are missing

  • @zum9414
    @zum9414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Marijuana map honestly made my eyes burn

  • @monotonehell
    @monotonehell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video went places.

  • @cuff1626
    @cuff1626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We went from stupid maps to genius ideas how to solve global issues.
    🇧🇷👰

  • @diogorodrigues747
    @diogorodrigues747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    00:59 That is a commercial map about money exchanges. Probably those countries are not there because the company that made that map doesn't work in those places.

  • @jsmith498
    @jsmith498 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If I was the Queen I'd be helping myself to so many Mars Bars.

  • @eli8922
    @eli8922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On the 3rd map Spain is gone the low land country's are gone Korea is also united western Sara is gone along with morroco also Bahrain is missing. In the Caribbean. Most of the countries are gone. I just realized this sir Lanka is 4 cm off along with part of the island missing. And in South America Ecuador is gone and I'm not saying new zealands gone because toycats head is blocking it

  • @bealu9459
    @bealu9459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:00 Grand Colombia reunites :D

  • @iagocity
    @iagocity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:19 what happened to the Iberian Peninsula (Spain and Portugal)? 😂😂

  • @mr.creeper6836
    @mr.creeper6836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The marijuana map is also bad because why is Finland circled and why is the country below Spain (i forgor💀)so big? Btw I’m not sure you could click on the US to gen more info.

  • @alex_mcburney
    @alex_mcburney 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “How do you just delete France” my dream has come true, France is finally gone

  • @oopdi
    @oopdi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The 2012 map looks like an alternate history map

  • @zappababe8577
    @zappababe8577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Antarctica is also missing on the first map.
    7:59 "If you look at the world right now" - focuses on Birmingham - finally some recognition!

  • @planatgame
    @planatgame 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:00 France: I am not found

  • @nctflex2067
    @nctflex2067 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I suggest you can make a video about Condominium, political territory shared or controlled by multiple countries.

  • @WhimsiCrystal
    @WhimsiCrystal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    NOOO NOT NEW ZEALAND AGAIN also 4:20 “everything is perfectly as it should be”

  • @agent-65
    @agent-65 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:25
    They've solved the fu- falkland islands conflicts

  • @HannahHäggAutisticTransWoman
    @HannahHäggAutisticTransWoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think maybe Sweden should get hong kong, even though it doesn't make any sense lol

  • @Melograno_Nellano
    @Melograno_Nellano 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The queen used the "never wanted" cheat code in real life and she's not even running around k!lling random people. What a waste!

  • @Theringodair
    @Theringodair 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you use Switzerland as a unit of measurement.

  • @BrianH1313
    @BrianH1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice. Yes, I want to watch an episode in the Future Past. What a concept.

  • @jeffkaylin892
    @jeffkaylin892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You Nought-y Boy! You promised to say Zero. But Americans don't even bother: we just say "point 2" instead of "zero point two". Love these. I'll see if I can bump up to a 2-kabob level (a Lobster Roll is still a bit steep).

  • @Andy-WanKenobi
    @Andy-WanKenobi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:40 just noticed apparently east Germany conquered all of Germany

    • @Evan-I
      @Evan-I 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is not the East German flag

  • @godlymoose9118
    @godlymoose9118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the more I look at the map at 3:24 the more I am convinced it is just a Victoria 2 game

    • @d.salgado3527
      @d.salgado3527 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, It looks like some map game. Is there one where colonies are called 'dependent territories'?

    • @kevincronk7981
      @kevincronk7981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But then Italy would've been booted out of East Africa, they sucked at everything and after 2 tries barely beat some of Ethiopia by gassing them all.

  • @pizzagroom6221
    @pizzagroom6221 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did you know that the Canadian Province of British Columbia has more area of mountains, than the entire State of Texas has area of land?

  • @pizzagroom6221
    @pizzagroom6221 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Does Demark border Sweden?"
    "Where?"

  • @hugoyu2001
    @hugoyu2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:23 By the way there are no direct flights from Australia to Brazil (not 100% sure about other countries in South America). You have to fly to the US first, completely missing Antartica. It would be cool to be able to fly over Antartica to Brazil though someday

  • @BookofJohn3V8
    @BookofJohn3V8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This map literally gives me trauma. This is the worst thing I've ever seen. Thanks, Toycat for this

  • @thebadlander3608
    @thebadlander3608 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:07 alternate history is all I think LOL

  • @larsrademakers6070
    @larsrademakers6070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I mean, if the queen would not get charged with a crime, its okay untill the public doesnt like it anymore, then they could i guess revolt?

    • @larsrademakers6070
      @larsrademakers6070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least in the places where she is the queen

  • @Siansonea
    @Siansonea 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So, the Queen can't be charged with a crime, but let's say one of her sons were to commit a crime, could _he_ be charged with a crime? I mean, purely hypothetically speaking, of course.

  • @jhas1988
    @jhas1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nobody:
    Toycat: howEVER!

  • @ghostgamer2524
    @ghostgamer2524 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:39
    "Perfect as it should be"
    No equador,
    Spain is in italy for some reason,
    Portugal doesn't exist,
    No benelux,
    And no western africa
    What a perfect world

  • @ethanspafford5294
    @ethanspafford5294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’d love to see you do a geoguessr video!

  • @gras0068
    @gras0068 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the marijauna map had half the world missing

  • @jugler2636
    @jugler2636 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    yes i knew Hong Kong was that city next to a former Portugese colony with 10 times less people
    so when I look at the population of Brazil I guess it must be rly crowded in Hong Kong...

    • @jugler2636
      @jugler2636 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kowloon Walled City still exists?

  • @NotKnafo
    @NotKnafo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    who gonna submit this to emperor tigerstar?

  • @michelletuband
    @michelletuband ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30 Of course Argentina/Inti/the Flag Sun is happy because they have eaten Falkland Islands. That's why Falklands aren't on the map.
    Also, Germany never goes with the Eagle on their flag ever.

  • @JoducusKwak
    @JoducusKwak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i m a 100 percent sure people who make that kind of maps do it intentionally to trigger people

  • @brentsnocomgaming7813
    @brentsnocomgaming7813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:42 What website is that?

  • @Gtasplayer
    @Gtasplayer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I believe the 2nd map is one of those “if Americans joined the axis and the axis won world war 1” maps

  • @bettercalldelta
    @bettercalldelta 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:01 I wouldn't want to live in this alternative reality (the country I'm from explains why)

  • @alexhajnal107
    @alexhajnal107 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    06:08 That map looks fine. Also, what's France?

  • @ReeseHolmes
    @ReeseHolmes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is the name of the website where he compared the size of Switzerland to other places?

  • @shadoww7301
    @shadoww7301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    16:11 wtf is a "vanattu"?

  • @Mikhail_Malekov935
    @Mikhail_Malekov935 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first one seem to be a map of the old borders and flag. Cause not only is Sudan back to being the biggest country in Africa but also Libya is green which means Gaddafi still rules the nation as well as Saddam Hussein's flag on Iraq.