Can You Drag Ulfric Stormcloak to Solitude?
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This was what Skyrim mods were made for. Torturing the locals. Who else deserves to go on an "adventure"?
How about Klimik going up the 7,000 steps once more?
Dragging Harkon to Fort Dawnguard would be hilarious because you could have Serana with you while dragging her dad to his death🤣
Take the Greybeard to some cities, to the townsfolk, so the finally see how real folk struggle. these goddamn priests on their mountain, just worshippin air and such
Why not Bring Delphine on a wee trip up to the Thalmor Embassy, Im sure theyd recieve her with open arms.
Nazeem
Scottish Man drags Ulfric to Solitude to apologize for using his outdoor voice indoors. Daggerfall music plays in the background.
@@sunnyisabunny1479 fair enough
ASMR
Lol
🤣🤣
Where's the Daggerfall music?
Just imagine being a NPC and you see the Dragonborn dragging Ulfric across Syrim to say sorry.
Imagine this: you wake up on a beautiful sunny morning, with a hard day of work ahead of you trying to get anything to grow in the frozen dirt. You eat your breakfast, plain bread, some cheese and a little bit of mead to keep you warm. You put on the warmest clothes you have and you go outside. And right there before your eyes, is the Jarl bloody Ulfric the very same that killed king Torygg, now very resigned to being dragged by his ass, by a man constantly scolding him in a foreign accent. From that day forward you never mix cheese with mead again.
😂
It's even funny to watch while drunk after reading this 😂
This! 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
@@TheLaughingSimon purple burglar alarm
Personally I like to imagine it from Ulfric's point of view, imagining it went from horror to acceptance as the trip goes on.
seeing Ulfric walk around like a lost child, following random people is the funniest thing.
Hes like a kid losing his mother at the store
The idea of Ulfric Stormcloak, leader of the Stormcloak Army and wielder of the Voice, being dragged to Solitude by the ear like a petulant child is just comedy by itself, but your banter is top tier 😂
He kind of is. He wanted to be king, he was denied and started a revellion because of it. The story would have been better if Ulfric believed himself to be the Dragonborn and claimed the imperial throne, the current emperor is kind of a usurper after all, and a dragonborn has a much better claim to the throne.
@@arx3516 he started a revolution because he wanted to worship Talos, seeing being King as a means to an end.
He's the middle manager who thinks he's better as a CEO.
@@dreamcream3738 then why didnt he bother talking to Torryg about it
@@wolves600 The guy was tortured and gaslit by the Thalmor, and further enraged by the white gold concordant. The markarth incident fueled his rage.
Torygg, as far as Ulfric knew, was in full support of the empire, or at least believed he wasn't strong enough to defend Skyrim like a Nord should.
@@dreamcream3738 not even trying isn’t a good sign
Ulfric getting dragged across Skyrim: "This is fine"
Ulfric accidentally gets brushed by a backhand: "So you've chosen death!"
He stands by his convictions. They're very confusing and ill-defined convictions, but he stands by them.
He a little confused but he got the spirit
Ulfric was literally going 😊😏
Make Balgruf deliver his own axe to Ulfric.
Good one 😂😂😂
That pfp brings back memories.
Absolute Chad pfp bro
Double the laughter, so it was, for the entire time knowing to what end this all would come.
popularmmos pfp, I miss him
i can just imagine ulfric going back to windhelm, and telling galmar all the shit he just went through.
Hey, Galmar I just got dragged across the country by some weird dude with a funny accent and you did nothing to stop them when they dragged me out of Windhelm.
You’re fired
@@Civlover10 and also I'm fining you for him wiping my face with a rabbits butt so it's 1200 gold give me it and get out
@@Civlover10 "And with 'fired' you mean laid off?" "...No. FUS-"
@@Civlover10 awesome comment
I'm pretty sure he's dead
I'm genuinely impressed how amazing this guy is at maintaining entertaining commentary during moments where hes literally just dragging an NPC around who cant talk...Yet somehow this guy is able to single handedly carry on a conversation like its a real journey with Ulfric and it is just hilarious
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Grants you an abillity to make interesting conversation for video you make
+15 Charisma
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Seriously! This guy is hilarious in this video.
We're among the elite first million subscribers
That's roleplay
I'm a fan of the idea that ulfric just has a thuum-related chest infection and is awkwardly going along with people after accidentally sneezing the high king to death
😂
"Well, I'm already in big enough trouble as it is, might as well go all the way and start a civil war."
Reminds me of this one ancient Chinese general who was transporting prisoners when some of them escaped, and the punishment for failing to do his job would have been execution, so instead he rounded up the remaining prisoners and led them as a rebellion force against the emperor, and ended up winning.
@@IrisverseI need to know more about this
@@propaynex958 The guy was Liu Bang, who later became Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty. Go look him up, I guess.
Who would've thought that dragging a man across the country against his will via forceful handholding could be so entertaining.
It’s been entertainment for a while, that’s a whole sun wukong arc.
This was hilarious to me. Fr 😂😂😂
_'Friends, see?'_
@@Bananabanana347Good legend, too.
There should be a fanfic about what I imagine is a brawny breton redhead of 5'5" with friendly mutton chops dragging everyone in conflict in the land of Skyrim INDIVIDUALLY to resolve the conflict peacefully. The only conflicts he accept resolved in violence are those where he is attacked, in those cases he will cheer his defender.
Making a man defend himself so you don't have to fight just you you can continue his kidnapping is something.
It's called diplomacy jeez
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@@ummche14 alright imma bite....tf is a purple burglar alarm?
Just like Pokémon
@@SupahCray tongue twister from what I've heard. 🤷♀️
BREAKING NEWS: Dragonborn Drags Local Jarl Towards Solitude, Eye Witnesses Report it was The funniest Shit they’ve ever seen.
I can't stop laughing at Ulfric shouting wildlife dead and you scolding him.
Edit: THAT ENDING. OH NO.
not even a thank you 🥲
Imagine your a stormcloak soldier doing your rounds and you see a Scottish man dragging your boss, a man who shouted torryg apart, by the ass
What in the name of talos......
Hot.
@@flamefoxtrot6982 By the Nine...
@@apathyisdeath2977eight*
I should probably cut down on ale...
walking 500 miles to end a civil war
walking 500 more
just to be the man to walk 5,000 miles to Solitude's door.
Da-da-da-dun!
@@TheLaughingSimon PURPLE
BURGLAR
ALARM
What’s 500 plus 500
@@hethpot1038 5,000 in sco'ish numbahroonies
@@cowboy4919 it's a thousand miles in the song
I love the idea of the dragonborn being this naive, gentle giant Scotsman who is trying to make the world a better place but his method is like that of a child's. It's so wholesome.
Real men solve problems without violence.
Well, this naive man is also trying to enforce his own beliefs on a group of people who wish for self-determination, and freedom from an empire that doesn't represent them, and many of the locals sure aren't happy with this absent empire, banning their religion.
The Stormcloaks don't go around killing civilians for being the 'wrong race', but the Empire sure likes killing any civilian on the spot for worshipping the 'wrong deity'.
The fact that the Nords and Skyrim doesn't even have an option to leave the Empire peacefully, so that civil war is the only option, tells you even more that's wrong with the Empire. It's a totalitarian state, most 'racist' itself, against everyone who isn't a high elf, considering all the highest positions are held by them.
They're like leftists of today: "We're not racist, we just don't want white people to have jobs, money, or political positions, even in countries where they're 95%+ of the racial makeup, because of Holy Diversity."
You can drag a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
This guy will find a way, I'm sure lmao
Bethesda: Makes Skyrim VR for the ultimate immersive experience
Simon: I wonder if we can drag Ulfric halfway across the map?
More like:
Bethesda: does a half assed job of a barely acceptable VR version of Skyrim
Modding Community: Here, let us fix that for you
Pretty sure this is a mod and that vanilla VR doesn’t let you grab NPCs, sadly. I could be wrong, I only know because of reddit 💀
@@SteelBollocks the modding community is basically there unpaid interns at this point.
Vanilla skyrim VR is an unplayable laughable mess.
For example, it has no detection for how fast you're swinging a weapon, meaning the optimal way to fight in melee is to dual wield and do a drum roll on the enemy's head.
Vanilla skyrim VR is basically "What if they ported Skyrim to the Wii?" The controls and visuals are about on that level.
@@MistaHowardone hand bonking with a two hand war hammer never gets old tho
18:45 Either the butterflies in Skyrim are fed with industrial oil or Ulfric has lost all his weight in this journey
Skyrim butterfly's are a different breed.
I laughed too much
The Glaswegian accent makes you really fit into Skyrim. I kinda wish there were more Celtic type accents in this game
Bretons?
Sheogorath and Brynjolf aren't enough!
@@peasmehasselberg975seriously though, the implication is fully that the scottish accent is just invented by the god of madness, and somehow one random thief picked it up?? Brynjolf secretly being a priest of Sheogorath theory??
@@CoRLex-jh5vx You know how in Skyrim, Sheogorath has dialogue that references the events of Oblivion, as a nod to how the Hero of Kvatch became Sheogorath in the Shivering Isles DLC? One of the things he mentions is a Fox (note the capital F) which is a reference to the Gray Fox, meaning that the HoK was in the Thieves' Guild! If there's a connection between Brynjolf and Sheogorath, this might be the place to look for it...
@@andryuu_2000
Aren't from the Isles. Moot.
Skyrim VR Loading Screen:
“You can drag Ulfric from his throne to use him as a shield and to shout for you in combat.”
14:56 Real bold of someone to rob the person dragging Ulfric Stormcloak to Solitude for a simple apology, I would give him my valuables out of respect
"Thu'um-related chest infection" is the funniest shit I've ever heard
The unrealistic part is the Thalmor having no issue with you handing out their most precious asset in the conflict.
Ulfric should've just made an apology video
"I was a different person then."
What if shouting Torygg to the ground WAS an apology, but in draconic? And then he slipped and the sword just fell into him. Total mistake. Could happen to anyone. What if Ulfric is just really socially awkward and now feels he has to commit to the tough guy persona.
Dear General Tullius,
We're sorry that you are a spineless milk-drinker. We're sorry that your beliefs are so easily betrayed for the sake of linking the boots of your elven overlords. We're sorry that Torygg was a little bitch, and we are most definitely sorry that the Stormcloaks blew up your raggedy ass legions!
@@TheLaughingSimon "I don't know who that person was, I don't have a violent bone in my body"
LoL
4:35 the way he grabbed his head and said “this is why there’s a war Ulfric.” 🤣🤣🤣
This is brilliant. Now you can actually drag your sacrifice to boethiah properly
Think of the _immersion._
@@TheLaughingSimon its the obvious next step in enhancing the skyrim experience
Bring a thalmor officer
Boethiah wants you to betray someone who trusts you, dragging an unwilling victim just wouldn't be the same
this is hands down one of the funniest video concepts ive ever seen. Theres something that hits different about a scottish man breaking in and dragging the leader of a rebellion to the doorsteps of his enemy to say sorry for yelling.
"To try and help you would be insulting!"
*grabs him by the face and continues dragging him across Skyrim*
I'm fucking losing it, this is some of the funniest shit I've seen
>gets attacked by a wolf
>grabs it by the snout
Man you are fearless
The Scottish scolding is really soothing. I will watch your other videos, they maybe relaxing too.
Not a lot of people call my voice soothing but whatever tickles your pickle.
The accent + context + dialogue is just peak Skyrim comedy/gameplay.
I think I need more videos of men being dragged across Skyrim because this is the funniest goddamn thing I've ever seen.
Apologized to the city by genociding it. Based Ulfric.
LMAO!
Ulfric: "I'm so sorry you all have to live!"
Ulfric: "I'm so sorry you all have to live!"
Terrorism isn't based
Ulfric: "I'm so sorry you all have to live!"
They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered a wolf... with his voice! Shouted it apart!
Ulfric: You have the power of Thu'um! You are the Dragonborn!
Dragonborn: A will tak'ye tae Solitude tae apologize!
Ulfric: Oh no... He is Scottish...
🤣🤣🤣 So funny! Subscribed and Shared! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Bringing him to solitude really triggered his PTSD. I never imagined my morning would begin laughing at a Scottish man abusing a war veteran and former prisoner of war.
In hindsight it probably wasn't a good idea to bring the leader of the rebellion army to the capital. The same leader that can kill people with his voice.
Had to turn on subtitles.
Almost spit out my food when 'General Tullius' was called 'big genitalius'.
I love your commentary and voice
Also Ulfic shouting wolves halfway across Tamiril will never get old.
It really reads as a father pulling his unruly child home after he shouted the local wildlife to death for fun
This has convinced me that no road trip is complete without a jolly Scotsman.
You cuddling the dead bandit was the funniest shit XD
You made me realize we need a show about a upbeat Scottish bounty hunter who drags his targets everywhere while chatting their ear off.
That kill from above was kinda badass, ngl. A little bit of Dishonored in our Skyrim Adventure, lol.
I really need to play Dishonored at some point.
@@TheLaughingSimon: It is a good game. The stealth can be kinda tough sometimes though.
As its supposed to be in a game based around it, that's why we love it!
@@TheLaughingSimon 100%, theres some hilarious shit you can do due to the games engine
Brynjolf has had ENOUGH of Ulfric’s wacky shenanigans lol
You dragged Ulfric Stormcloak all the way to Solitude and this is the thanks you get... Lol!!!!
I KNOW RIGHT!?
I don't know man, people say he's hot-headed, but look at that patience! Letting himself be dragged across the map! I also envy his cooldown for shouting.
Hilarious content!
I'm 51 seconds in and I'm already laughing. Your accent honestly makes this 10x funnier!
Oh my goodness, you might be the most Scottish person I've ever seen. Like, not even just the accent, but your sense of humour and the way you talk as well, it feels so very Scottish and it's an absolute joy to listen to.
Would've loved an option into the game to subdue both general Tulius and Ulfric and demand them to stop the war 😂 they'd be telling you stuff like "yeah right and leave him to rule skyrim ? Never!" And you'd just suggest Balgruuf should become high king 👌 Ulfric has respect for Balgruuf afterall, would've been a great ending.
Balgruuf is the High King of our hearts.
Omg yeeeesss
Make a mod rn
Then there is the Jagged Crown rule that states the one to find the Jagged Crown becomes High King. . .for which the Last Dragonborn is exempt. . .'cause reasons?
There is actually a treaty option for ending the civil war.
The way he grabs the wolf at 9:42 and then gets bit has me SCREAMING AND CRYING PLEASE 💀
I lost it there to. The way it bit him in the hand was amazing 🤣🤣
You know, he didn't shout Torygg apart. He actually made Torygg get on his knees with a shout, and his sword pierced his heart.
That reads like a bards balad 🎻
According to some sources. According to others, the shout ripped him apart. And According to his wife, Elisif, when ulfric shouted, Torygg simply ceased to be. Problem is, these are all "Offical" accounts. Truth is, nobody but Todd Howard knows what really happened to Torygg
@@AtomicFlounder42 Well, I'm just going off what Ulfric told me himself lol.
@@TheLaughingSimon Thank you!
@@synthesis5613 right, cause if ulfric shouted a man to literal pieces, the man who was king, and who was barely a man, he would surely tell the truth about it. It makes him look very good
This just came across my mind, Ulfric is supposed to be a very stubborn man and someone who stands their ground but your ass just walks into Windhelm and drags his ass out..... something the imperials couldn't do.
Ill never get tired of hearing a Scot say "ye dirty fascist bastard"
I really like that he just walks along willingly as soon as you start pulling him. Also, as an avid mover-of-bodies for ambient/decor purposes, the ass _is_ the most grab-and-draggable part.
This is why I wish for multiplayer in vr.. let's all grab a leg/arm and let's get him there 🤣
I'm not sure the people of Skyrim are ready for VR multiplayer.
@@TheLaughingSimon there is a multiplayer mod for normal skyrim, my only wonder is if they managed to make one for the VR version...
@@moviemaker2011zimagine all the machinima-styled stuff we could easily make 🤩
I had this recommended to me last night and I was laughing the ENTIRE time. Came back today so I could grab a link and show my friends, and I noticed the views & sub count were both a LOT higher than last night. Congrats dude, you definitely earned them! Your videos are super entertaining and I’m looking forward to seeing more :D
Appreciate you spreading the good word! 💙🏴☠️
As someone who plays as Ulfric’s Queen, I must tell you that I wish I could drag his ass around like this. Maybe I’d finally get him to go fix up the Gray Quarter.
Is he always this miserably stubborn or did I catch him on a bad day?
Oh no, this is just him. Everything’s a battle. But as you can clearly tell, his bark is worse than his bite (Thuum joke lol). He can be very lovely though. Just have to remind him who’s in charge every now and again XD
Fix up? Or “cleanse”?
I understand the reason for your concern, my friend, but you have no need to worry. Ulfric may have command of Skyrim now but I have command of Ulfric, and I plan on being a fair and just Queen for ALL of my people.
@@adaramattae735 I like you. I like to play as the girlfriend of Legate Rikke, who delivers the smug head of Ulfric to her on a silver platter. However, I like the sound of your story as well.
It would be so awesome if you did Skyrim vr role play! It’s so hilarious and your voice is perfect for it
"It's started to rain!... Ulfiric!!!" Hahaha omg the amount of abuse the Jarl had to put up with makes the Thalmor look merciful 🤣
Watching a Scot drag Ulfric like a misbehaving three-year-old is something I didn't know I needed!
Can you drag General Tullius (improbably misspelt his name) to Ulfric to see if Ulfric would be more reasonable?
If this experience taught me anything it is that Ulfric is not reasonable.
@@TheLaughingSimon hah, I taught alongside him manny times he was probably just grumpy from being dragged through the cold
8:46 I’m pretty sure they do, burning of king Olaf in solitude actually. It’s the only content the bards college “faction” has
I can't lie, I stumbled on your channel last night and holy shit I couldn't catch my breath from laughing so hard. I have been binge watching your video's. Please keep it up. The fact Ulfric made it alive and Nazeem didn't was comedy gold in it's self.
Haven't watched the video yet but I'm just picturing Ulfric's dad saying "now use your words" and Ulfric's words being "Fus Ro Dah". 🤣💀
How fortunately timed, I just started replaying Skyrim again! Great to see the community still kicking strong
Skyrim never dies! I mean _technically_ it bloody dies all the time but then you just reboot it and it's fine.
I appreciate how the video starts off right away with the actual premise. No 2 minute intro explaining what the title already says, just straight to the point
I love how absolutely confused and slightly concerned Ulfric looks the entire video.
Imagine being this guys neighbors and hearing him talking to himself about someone named Ulfric who has a thu'um related chest infection and how he is going to drag him to someone named Tullius so he can apologise for shouting someone apart.
Gods bless the modding community with this game. They create some true gems.
Video opens on you dragging Ulfric by the back of his cloak, like some naughty child, away from Wildhelm on a cross country trip to Solitude, and I'm immediately giggling. And you're doing this in VR. Beautiful.
Skyrim modding community still undefeated.
@@TheLaughingSimon While the Creation Club does have some good mods, nothing beats the fanbase community. They may have made the game, but we've done nothing but mod it for ten plus years and still going
We need a mod of Tullius and Ulfric each in an apology video badly playing a lute.... DUDE. Your stuff is SO funny!!!!
I laughed so much throughout this video, thank you!
You're very welcome 💙
@@contrapasso1539 DUDE!
Rude!
XD
Didn't think I'd spend 20 minutes watching a Scottish lad drag the leader of a rebellion across the country to the capital of the opposing faction
No regrets, cheers
Ulfric looks so depressed. The wrinkles on his forehead look deeper. 🤣
I can't get over the mental image of Simon just walking into the Palace of the Kings, grabbing Ulfric by the shirt, and dragging him out while lecturing him, much to the shock and confusion of poor Galmar Stone-Fist and the Windhelm guard.
The real question is can you drag him to Helgen?
The Thalmor will come by to stop you.
I'm loosing my shit man, this is peak humor. The idea of Jarl goddamn Ulfric Storvloack getting dragged and scolded by a random Scottish man he was once arrested with is hilarious
Ive not waisted this much time in too long, this was very entertaining.
Imagine the faces of rebels, legionaries and citizens alike as Jarl Ulfric is being, not held captive, but being led to solitude by a Scottish man and getting clowned the whole way there.
You should take that one Morag Tong guy in the Thieves Guild to the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary. :)
2:34 “there’s just no road here” that basically explains most of Scotland
Three best moments: Wolf-bite, Butterfly, and the absolute chaos at the end.
Oh man I wish Fallout 4 had PLANCK and HIGGS, but alas it does not. It does have FRIK, which is wonderful even in it's alpha phase, but that's the only one of the big three that has made it's way to Fallout 4.
@@TheLaughingSimon: Maybe it'd be worth asking the creators of the mods if they have anything planned.
agree with all 3 scenes, but we have to add also 7:37 and the very next moment where the main character keeps talking to the dead bandit LMAO
The fast kiss on the head 😂😂 hilarious, the whole video. Haven't laughed so much in a long time. Dry humor, I like that. Good job! Will be watching the next one as well.
Ayyy this vid doing numbers! I'm so happy for you Simon, about time you got them
Cheers bud, feels good to get the W on this one.
9:47 "Bad dog! Ah Ulfric get it off me!" I'm dead 🤣💀👻
OMG, This has me dieing in laughter. This has got to be one of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time. The scolding along the way just "chef's kiss" PERFECTION!!!! Thank you for this!!!
When he says "no" and points it's like a thu'um of it's own. Very powerful.
This is the biggest power move I've ever seen someone do
9:37 this whole scene absolutely killed me, skyrim is so jank 🤣
This is how they dragged Armstrong to Edinburgh, I'm convinced
Historically accurate.
I want an animated version of this. Just a Scottish man talking Ulfric’s ears off until they get to Solitude and he is going along with it just because he can’t get a word in.
That's hands down one of the funniest legends in Skyrim
The algorithm has truly blessed me this day. Always nice to find a new channel worth subscribing to.
13:18 omg your Ulfric sounded a little like Arnold Schwarzenegger and I chuckled. Got yourself a new subscriber this stuff is hilarious
Your voice is now forever etched into my head as the dragonborns' actual voice
That accent is quite satisfying to listen to, there's just something about Scottish accent I find fascinating.
22:34
"I'M A MAN OF PEACE!!!" Dumbledore said calmly...