3:09 Please please please please please, if someone has a fall like that, DO NOT STAND THEM UP! Keep them laid down, put them in recovery position and call emergency services. I CANNOT stress how important it is to not move them...
Yes that was also my first thought. I helped at the fire brigade for a while. If you fall from such a high you risk breaking your neck. This is particularly dangerous because in that situation you might not even notice it and start moving your head by your self. But moving your head can be extremely dangerous in that situation since a major part of your Nervsystem is locate in your neck. So if you move your head and have a broken neck, you may damage these nerves permanently and at best be unable to move anything except your head from now on or straight away just die. So if you see somebody fall from such a hight tell them to NOT GET UP and NOT MOVE THEIR HEAD and slowly bring them in the recovery position while constantly supporting their head making sure to NOT TILT OR TURN THEIR HEAD and wait until an ambulance arrives. They will have something that I know as a "stiff neck" which is a special piece of plastic put around your neck to ensure that you don't move your head untill they can be sure that you didn't break anything.
Yeah, he did almost just die. Or have an arm or both arms amputated. This is why we ALWAYS without fail put an extra redundant jack(s) under the vehicle.
I'm glad I finally saw it; I've seen stills of the end result. I hope they gave a copy of the dashcam footage to everyone involved so they can try to explain it to their insurance companies!
3:20 as a previous roofer, is my nightmare. I’ve witnessed it happen once and looking over the edge of the roof just hoping the guy was okay, was one of the scariest moments in my life.
THIS is how to make a fails compilation. No stupid voice over describing whats happening in the clip, ending the clip right before actual fail, then replaying the whole clip to show what happens, no corny wannabe Americas Funniest Videos voice over jokes, just a good mix of painful, expensive, funny, and borderline-win fails.
yeah unfortunately its not the fault of creators that they have to add all the voice over stuff. youtube has started striking channels for using other videos because its not actual content.
6:15 a wide open, smooth road with broad shoulder, no traffic, sunny day, and you end up putting the Penske truck on the second story of a house and taking out the grid. Incredible
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed" ~ Carl Jung
It's amazing how some people get their drivers license and don't know how to drive. But it is also amazing to see how people can just drive away from an accident and leave the injured without any treatment
He almost "just died" like someone who slams the back of there head on a desk or table coming out after reaching to grab something. He'd have needed to have his neck between the bed and frame to accomplish that. And the bulk of his torso and the tire would have prevented that. Truck beds are large and gangly but still only like 200lbs. I have removed and replaced truck beds alone without lifting tools. His video is great example of why you don't trust lifting things on a floor jack with a 3ft vertical pole. He basically made an even sketchier version of a hi-lift jack aka suicide jack.
@@AUSTINFRILOUX Cherry picker and some chain goes a long way with awkward lift and hold. Ultimately though, never trust a $0.10 rubber o ring with life or limb.
Been there, and the casual commenting on it is just the realization that you effed up. Getting upset won't fix anything, and hopefully he knows what not to do next time.
No flaps either, so he was going AT LEAST 60 knots, floating in ground effect (which may have allowed him to stay up long enough to find an opportune gap in traffic.
@@zepplinkiwigamer8217 Looks like the wheels fell in the deep ditch yet managed to climb out onto the driveway a bit further down the road. That would create a big bounce, apparently a very big one.
21:38 This was amazing the father's face, and the daughters slow turn... I do seriously hope he wasn't genuinely mad at her, just frustrated with the situation, he did what he thought was needed, didn't think that it wasn't large enough to prevent damage, his little girl did everything she was supposed to do... which was practice her swing.
At first I was like "He's not really gonna blame it on her, is he??". - But then I realized, this is an ongoing thing. She probably always manages to do stuff like this.
These videos are great for looking at the different psychological reactions to accidents. Some laugh, some just look on dispassionately, some panic. It's kind of great. I'm usually one of the "Look at the thing like a disappointed patent, cross my arms, sigh and go sit down to contemplate my life choices for a moment before finding a broom" type of disaster responder. Even when hurting myself badly skating I was the kind of "Just lay down, look at the sky and wait a few moments to calm down before checking if anything is broken" kind of responders.
Agreed! IMO everyone should aspire to be either "laugh at your poor decision" guy or "stop and think about how you got there" girl. No one wants to be "pretend nothing happened" man...
a miracle? what in gods name was that imbecile doing in the middle of the intersection? if you have to cross the road do it where it's the shortest way. the crash only happend because he was standing in the way and the car couldn't drive in the turn properly. ( not saying it was too close for comfort and i would def. have waited considering the road behind that truck was empty..)
Not at all. It was a massive fail because he even had to make the emergency landing in the first place. He should’ve inspected the plane before taking off. Definitely an amateur pilot that should have his license revoked.
As I saw it, she was totally out of options. Not fast enough to get inside and stop it, but didn't want the car to hit a person's house on the job. What I saw, looked like desperation. Only one option left, and she took it, no matter how much everyone knew it wouldn't work
@@francesco-97 Maybe not much if paint is water soluble,and i think it is.She should hurry in bathroom and wash her ayes many,many times,shouldn;t waste her time screaming like that,it's anoying and also screaming doesn't help u nothing.
the first clip is INSANE! I had to rewind several times and reduce speed to .25 in order to see just how FAST he managed to get up after falling. He's not even done falling and already getting up to avoid that big ass truck coming his way. That was just sick
Except he would have been fine where he was. He almost got himself killed for running. Look at where he crashed and where the big ass truck are at. They aren't the same lane. If the truck was just a car length ahead, he would have been road kill.
We saw several times the exact instant the persons guardian angel saved them by causing the vehicles to separate after hitting one another. Then the person is just standing there knowing they might have just died. I've been through things less questionable. I was a sure fact, I mean, that I was going to have a head-on.
@@joemann7971Are you blind? It's the same lane, the biker is joining the lane and slips. He lands right on the arrow which is exactly where the trucks wheels go through. He'd be dead if he didn't move.
guardian angels are real man. i was in a head on collision going over 40 mph and it felt like we were going less than 5 mph. car was nearly totalled but my mom and i quite literally felt nothing but a slight jolt from the impact and that was it. there are powers that be that want us alive
5:25 This part was comedy gold, from the panic of the driver, the absolute carnage, the off screen crash only indicated by the shaking of the camera, and the carelessness of everyone around, like something out of a cartoon.
8:15 - what th was that guy so hysterical about?? A squirrel?? He was that frantic over a freakin squirrel?? He must've heard a lot of recent stories about squirrels in their area having rabies or something for him to have gotten that freaked over a squirrel?? Otherwise, it's not like he was dealing with a crocodile or deadly venomous snake or something, it was a squirrel. So either the squirrel had rabies or that guy just had taken some trip-out drugs or something.
Even luckier that even though his friends didn't know not to move him, he was still OK. If someone suffers a major accident in which they could have injured their spine or head, don't move them. Keep them as still as possible.
@@iseehowitis9382 Pretty easily. He's stopped by the roof fence (you can clearly see it). He then throws down the shovel. A buddy is already down there, lying on the ground. Since we never actually see him fall, we just assume the two men are the same person. There's no reason to.
It's no wonder really. Seems like whenever someone actually tries to lend assistance best case scenario they end up in a youtube video and worst case they end up accused of harassment.
@@lambertovitali3152 "No, someone with enough intelligence to realise words are words." but poop is a baby word and you are objectively wrong for using it. Ok.
Dude's adrenaline probably kicked in so was unable to grasp the entire concept of what happened. I'm sure later he started freaking out after the rush wore off.
13:03 Okay... That confirms that some creatures are beyond our understanding. They are far more intelligent than we give them credit for. That level of self-awareness is truly amazing!
13:36 horse balance + Respect! Insane balance I ever seen before! This horse trained its self for a while to succeed in the video. It looks like it lives there so it had plenty of tried! “ Practice makes perfect!” As I always say!
I presume the emergency number was called before insurance company, and I assume all calls began by saying "You're probably not going to believe this but..."
" A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it. " - some Jedi somewhere.
36:21 - This Brazilian died some time later. He was known for traveling the world with his dog in the same Beetle that appears in the video, both of whom died in an accident on the way to Alaska.
Favorite clip?
3:31 😂
@@Harris9696 I would put the kid into adoption😂
Definitely 47:04 the guy literally says to stay still but just runs anyway at the end it just seems funny to me😂😂
1:42 from so far 😭😭😭
Plenty of people got hurt in this video so that we can be more careful hahah.
3:09
Please please please please please, if someone has a fall like that, DO NOT STAND THEM UP! Keep them laid down, put them in recovery position and call emergency services.
I CANNOT stress how important it is to not move them...
yeah that that is scary as f
Looks like Russia, they were probably all too wasted on Vodka to use common sense.
Also that "shake it off" pat on the backs...
Yes that was also my first thought. I helped at the fire brigade for a while. If you fall from such a high you risk breaking your neck. This is particularly dangerous because in that situation you might not even notice it and start moving your head by your self. But moving your head can be extremely dangerous in that situation since a major part of your Nervsystem is locate in your neck. So if you move your head and have a broken neck, you may damage these nerves permanently and at best be unable to move anything except your head from now on or straight away just die.
So if you see somebody fall from such a hight tell them to NOT GET UP and NOT MOVE THEIR HEAD and slowly bring them in the recovery position while constantly supporting their head making sure to NOT TILT OR TURN THEIR HEAD and wait until an ambulance arrives. They will have something that I know as a "stiff neck" which is a special piece of plastic put around your neck to ensure that you don't move your head untill they can be sure that you didn't break anything.
99% that one is staged. You “conveniently” don’t see the fall *and* don’t see the roof anymore after the “fall”. The guy on the roof didn’t fall.
1:24 I love how calmly he says “I almost just died “. The guy that fell off the roof was lucky AF to survive.
Yeah, he did almost just die. Or have an arm or both arms amputated. This is why we ALWAYS without fail put an extra redundant jack(s) under the vehicle.
@@kevkyle123 🤪
@@kevkyle123 You are a complete MoMo
He almost looked disappointed
WAS THAT THE TRUCK BITE OF 23?! (Iykyk)
6:22 If there wasn't a video, it would be extremely difficult to figure out exactly how that truck managed to achieve that position. It's impressive.
I'm glad I finally saw it; I've seen stills of the end result. I hope they gave a copy of the dashcam footage to everyone involved so they can try to explain it to their insurance companies!
I wonder what the cops first thought when coming to the scene 😂
It was at this moment he knew he fucked up.
That's why I started watching this compilation. I watched that 3 times to figure it out.
@@username_login_passwordyou might wanna visit Russia - such parking everywhere 😅
Every time I watch these, Im reminded why life is better when you can laugh at yourself.
3:20 as a previous roofer, is my nightmare. I’ve witnessed it happen once and looking over the edge of the roof just hoping the guy was okay, was one of the scariest moments in my life.
I’m not a roofer but that sounds terrifying I hope he was ok
Yeah they should NOT Have picked him up right way.
I’m not a roofer. But I wouldn’t put all my harness on and not connect it to an anchor
I have a feeling the person recording turned away during the fall because he had a feeling there was a high chance he wouldn't survive.
@@billbillson6779 I was worried about that too when they lifted him up so fast like "uhhh no you probably wouldn't want to"
21:47. I like how the dad looks pissed at his daughter as if that stupid setup is even remotely her fault.
Maybe she set it up 😂😂
His daughter is like "shit I'm screwed" 😂
Even if she did set it up he could have said that this set up wasn’t a good idea and help her move it somewhere else
Nah, that's a "of course on the first swing" mood.
@@sarahrivers8341 move it where bruh that's a small garage
THIS is how to make a fails compilation. No stupid voice over describing whats happening in the clip, ending the clip right before actual fail, then replaying the whole clip to show what happens, no corny wannabe Americas Funniest Videos voice over jokes, just a good mix of painful, expensive, funny, and borderline-win fails.
yeah unfortunately its not the fault of creators that they have to add all the voice over stuff. youtube has started striking channels for using other videos because its not actual content.
Ahh not complying with fair use ? The "HAHAs" subtitles were enough@@TekkyTomIE
@@TekkyTomIE yeah
@@TekkyTomIEyoutube actually doing something right? thats rare
There are still some who pan away right when it happens like from 3:13 to 3:16.
6:15 a wide open, smooth road with broad shoulder, no traffic, sunny day, and you end up putting the Penske truck on the second story of a house and taking out the grid. Incredible
Distracted driving at its finest!
There couldnt be better driving than this!!
Probably a sleepy driver. Overworked, sleep-deprived truck drivers are one of the main causes of truck accidents.
Steering wheel either fell off or dude really hated his in-laws house
And it looks like it was on sale!
Wow... is it just me or did this really contain a lot of extra painful looking fails... I said ouch for them many times, out loud!
This really did look more painful. I can't stop watching but I have to get some work done
No Pain No Gain
I agree! These are normally funny. I only laughed at one clip. Most looked like someone ended up extremely hurt.
@@SunInOz_Menagerieit's just the way life is
Everyday that goes by our future looks worse!🥴🤯
The guy screaming "JULIE JULIE -- It's in here!!" 8:14 got me in tears. 😂 What was that??, a cat, squirrel... a ferret?. It was so funny.
Looks like squirrel haha
With that reaction that better have been the murderous rabbit from Monty Python lol
I'm in tears 😭 too hey
@@siyandanqiwa9171 exactly
That animal probably had rabies.
The people who bring about these instant regret fails moments are truly the most wonderful people on Earth!
The amount of people looking down then throwing a medicine ball and then expecting it to not hit their face is appalling
RIGHT??? I thought what did you THINK would happen when you threw that thing down!!!
@@raquelwelch8996 THANK YOU! SOMEONE WHO AGREEES
Amen
How many of them need dental work after?
They each get a taste of their own medicine
*I love all these videos he makes my day every day when I watch he videos*
Wonder where he gets the clips
Good stuff in this compilation.
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed"
~ Carl Jung
They are bad at driving
@@imsentinelprime9279they're part of one of the biggest content licensing agencies and have the right to use these user-provided clips.
It's amazing how some people get their drivers license and don't know how to drive. But it is also amazing to see how people can just drive away from an accident and leave the injured without any treatment
your supposed to let the authorities handle it
6:10
Boss: "how did you manage that"
Driver: "like this"
7:18 his day was going good and it just went down hill lol
5:11
@@Wolfie-ri3wvhe made a new hill on the house 😂
The guy who just stood there when the semi hit that car and somehow managed not to get hit is a god.
im glad someone said it
No but God was there
hi friend, have a nice day 😍😍
I read this comment literally as that clip was playing and was like what the fuck did I just watch lol
Bro has plot armor
Whenever you see a picture of a truck on top of a house and think how can that possibly happen, now you know.
It’s nice to see the video of how the truck got there instead of seeing the aftermath and wondering how the hell someone managed to do it
Indeed. 6:20 timestamp
@@royalbluegaming7763 opps
another way are the wires that hold up utility poles . i’ve seen video of vehicles traveling up them , i saw a snapped pole in the thumb nail , lol
Dude parked his job there as well
The look of disbelief in these instant regret fails is just priceless
1:24 I love how calmly he says “I almost just died “🤣😭
You just shook hands with danger, sport
He almost "just died" like someone who slams the back of there head on a desk or table coming out after reaching to grab something. He'd have needed to have his neck between the bed and frame to accomplish that. And the bulk of his torso and the tire would have prevented that. Truck beds are large and gangly but still only like 200lbs. I have removed and replaced truck beds alone without lifting tools. His video is great example of why you don't trust lifting things on a floor jack with a 3ft vertical pole. He basically made an even sketchier version of a hi-lift jack aka suicide jack.
I am him
@@AUSTINFRILOUX Cherry picker and some chain goes a long way with awkward lift and hold. Ultimately though, never trust a $0.10 rubber o ring with life or limb.
Been there, and the casual commenting on it is just the realization that you effed up. Getting upset won't fix anything, and hopefully he knows what not to do next time.
Round of applause to that pilot that landed so smooth on the highway
No flaps either, so he was going AT LEAST 60 knots, floating in ground effect (which may have allowed him to stay up long enough to find an opportune gap in traffic.
The Cessna that sounded like a Beechcraft Baron:Fail.
@@bigroy38 just because the engine is making noise doesn’t mean that it is producing enough thrust for flight.
6:07
FINALLY, I got the answer to: How does a truck always end on someone's roof
Still doesn't explain how the massive recoil jump happened
im just imagining how the heck hes gonna explain this to his boss! 😂
Fr so crazy how he’s up there like that
They told Costanza he wasn't Penske material. They were right.
@@zepplinkiwigamer8217 Looks like the wheels fell in the deep ditch yet managed to climb out onto the driveway a bit further down the road. That would create a big bounce, apparently a very big one.
Legends say he still screaming "Julie, Julie! it's in here!"
What the fuck was that?
@@railroadstud A squirrel I think, not much harm he acted like it was a mf bengal tiger 😂
21:38 This was amazing the father's face, and the daughters slow turn... I do seriously hope he wasn't genuinely mad at her, just frustrated with the situation, he did what he thought was needed, didn't think that it wasn't large enough to prevent damage, his little girl did everything she was supposed to do... which was practice her swing.
At first I was like "He's not really gonna blame it on her, is he??". - But then I realized, this is an ongoing thing. She probably always manages to do stuff like this.
0:00 - that's not a fail, that's a WIN. He won his life.
I was looking for this comment, could not agree more!
These videos are great for looking at the different psychological reactions to accidents. Some laugh, some just look on dispassionately, some panic. It's kind of great.
I'm usually one of the "Look at the thing like a disappointed patent, cross my arms, sigh and go sit down to contemplate my life choices for a moment before finding a broom" type of disaster responder.
Even when hurting myself badly skating I was the kind of "Just lay down, look at the sky and wait a few moments to calm down before checking if anything is broken" kind of responders.
I'm a laugh like a maniac and if I'm hurt it's a strange combination of pain reactions and laughter lol
Agreed! IMO everyone should aspire to be either "laugh at your poor decision" guy or "stop and think about how you got there" girl. No one wants to be "pretend nothing happened" man...
I've done some pretty dumb crap in my lifetime, but thanks to this I can feel a little better about myself for a while.
7:43 was no fail, it was an absolute miracle.
A lot of them are. There is a shocking amount of people in this video that were inches/seconds away from death or permanent disability.
a miracle?
what in gods name was that imbecile doing in the middle of the intersection? if you have to cross the road do it where it's the shortest way.
the crash only happend because he was standing in the way and the car couldn't drive in the turn properly. ( not saying it was too close for comfort and i would def. have waited considering the road behind that truck was empty..)
That was 'my soul left my body' moment.
11:48 that wasn't a fail, that was about as epic a win as could have been hoped for under the circumstances.
It might be a "fail" by the plane or its mechanics, but the pilot is great.
Thought the same
ikr, pulling that landing in between two rows of high voltage power lines onto a busy road is impressive.
Just like in GTA
*_California_* ... 🤣
11:48 The plane making an emergency landing on the road without hitting anyone is not an epic fail. That's a victory.
I agree
I thought it is only possible in GTA to do something like this
Not at all. It was a massive fail because he even had to make the emergency landing in the first place. He should’ve inspected the plane before taking off. Definitely an amateur pilot that should have his license revoked.
@@Brainsore. atleast they didnt hit any cars
But maybe it was an engine fail
Man, that kid at 3:33 will NEVER get pocket money in his entire life again...
it's staged
@@harpgrewal8203Ah yes, literal free permanent blindness is staged
I really hope so.@@harpgrewal8203
@@harpgrewal8203no way
@@TheOneanjel Way. No one in their right mind paints with no blankets or taping next to a leather couch.
You gotta admire the sheer commitment of the girl at 8:40 to try and stop a whole ass car like superman with one foot XD
The sheer 2 brain cells
Fr😊
As I saw it, she was totally out of options.
Not fast enough to get inside and stop it, but didn't want the car to hit a person's house on the job.
What I saw, looked like desperation. Only one option left, and she took it, no matter how much everyone knew it wouldn't work
Not really
well... if it was my house. i would forgive her x)
"Idiots" is an understatement.
The dad was mad at 21:47, but the fault is all his for setting up an indoor batting practice session. LOL
It's like he didn't know they have batting cages you could go to lol
Right
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That looked like a "Oh fuck, that sucks." type of face to me. The daughter was making the same face.
The machine couldn’t handle all that 4:51 lol
that recoil tho
Yeah, got too distracted 😂
I have just now realized fat girls can make it look good too...
@@America-ev4rkwhat chu mean
Dressing like that in public should be an offence
3:31 That was like a scene straight out of Home Alone.
And that kid is gonna be grounded for a LONG time.
the scene its very mortal for eyes
@@francesco-97 Maybe not much if paint is water soluble,and i think it is.She should hurry in bathroom and wash her ayes many,many times,shouldn;t waste her time screaming like that,it's anoying and also screaming doesn't help u nothing.
This is the best one - almost thought it was staged and if so, perfect execution…if not, even better!
@@TheSRBgamer63A scream can also be a way to call for assistance if there was anyone else in the house.
It's staged. Painfully obvious that it is staged too.
Желаю всем, удачи, успехов, счастья, здоровья, денежных средств, мира, любви, процветания, добра, прощения, всех благ!!!!!!!
I feel so much better about my life, after watching these fails. Speedy recovery to all!
My life also just improved! I'm sure they will recover. Most of them anyways. Definitely won't end up with a critical injury. :)
14:56 pov: you alerted the horde
the first clip is INSANE! I had to rewind several times and reduce speed to .25 in order to see just how FAST he managed to get up after falling. He's not even done falling and already getting up to avoid that big ass truck coming his way. That was just sick
Except he would have been fine where he was. He almost got himself killed for running. Look at where he crashed and where the big ass truck are at. They aren't the same lane. If the truck was just a car length ahead, he would have been road kill.
We saw several times the exact instant the persons guardian angel saved them by causing the vehicles to separate after hitting one another. Then the person is just standing there knowing they might have just died.
I've been through things less questionable. I was a sure fact, I mean, that I was going to have a head-on.
@@joemann7971Are you blind? It's the same lane, the biker is joining the lane and slips. He lands right on the arrow which is exactly where the trucks wheels go through. He'd be dead if he didn't move.
Same here...I cannot stop watching it
@@joemann7971 The bike was in the lane over but he was clearly right in front of that truck. Running saved him. Watch it again
3:12 Whoever made this video should win an Oscar for best cinematography👍🏻
The guy who slipped on his front porch with those flowers actually broke my heart
The best part is, his wife rushed out to help him and she slipped on the ice. She landed right on top of him. 😂
Noo wayyy where is that parttttt
That was freaking hilarious 😂. The flowers flew into the door 😂
I think I rewinded that like 10 times.
The guy that fell from the roof should not be handled like that. We never know if they broke something, movement can make it worse.
And they patted him on the back lol
Yeah they handled the situation the worst way
21:29 23:18
32:39 39:22
40:24 43:20
50:25 44:47
What's rhus
😂 8:25 dude literally needs therapy for PTSD after 🐿 Squirrel Attack! 😂😂😂😂I’m so dead.😂😂😂😂
Imagine being stuck with that guy during an actual emergency lol
The kid with the dart gun will never be able to sit again 😂
every time i see those clips i keep thinking about the "extended version" variety there is on live leak
not for a long time for sure.....
Mom was an idiot for holding a roller pan in one hand and a brush in the other hand while standing on a ladder!
@@magnitudefallout3944 On what now?
@@brianparramore Also for being so jumpy for no real reason. I'm suprised she hasn't jumped at something and gotten run over yet
The cats attacking that guy had me in tears. The absolute fear in his voice 😂
That is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
6:10 can you imagine taking a nap upstairs, and being awoken by the ass-end of a truck smashing into your 2nd story roof? What a calamity.
1:42 the way he gave up😭
17:54 this is how love is found
The love one is totally what I was thinking
And that, kids, is how I met your mother
22:31
22:28
The guy who threw his phone in the water instead of the fish and the gal who jumped _up_ into the garage door get me every time.
She's trying to jump over the sensor that tells the door to go up if something is under it.
lmao i’ve done the garage door one before lmao
@@MightyJoxam85 I know, but she could have crouched while taking huge steps over the sensor.
3:20 oh snap, Dave just fell three stories! Better yank him up by one shoulder and slap him on the back!
A car crashes compilation is a reminder to stay calm and composed on the road.
I cant believe how many people narrowly missed being part of a collision as they walk across the street. Some of those were insane!
guardian angels are real man. i was in a head on collision going over 40 mph and it felt like we were going less than 5 mph. car was nearly totalled but my mom and i quite literally felt nothing but a slight jolt from the impact and that was it. there are powers that be that want us alive
@@spimbles Nope, you just got lucky. Don't count on that imaginary stuff
@@spimbles 💯
Survivor bias, they aren't going to show the times when the pedestrians got splattered..
It's amazing how in many of these, people read the situation in a split-second and jump out of danger. It's honestly pretty impressive.
the person at 16:57 didn't react at all, I guess she died
How else do you think humans survived this long. Though with cellphones, not so sure.
I angree
@@ggurks nah she got inside the building
@@avondalezpr Watch it at 0.25 speed. Maybe she somehow survives, but she doesn't make it inside.
5:25 This part was comedy gold, from the panic of the driver, the absolute carnage, the off screen crash only indicated by the shaking of the camera, and the carelessness of everyone around, like something out of a cartoon.
Putting in cartoon sfx over it with my mind has me ended.
8:15 - what th was that guy so hysterical about?? A squirrel?? He was that frantic over a freakin squirrel?? He must've heard a lot of recent stories about squirrels in their area having rabies or something for him to have gotten that freaked over a squirrel?? Otherwise, it's not like he was dealing with a crocodile or deadly venomous snake or something, it was a squirrel. So either the squirrel had rabies or that guy just had taken some trip-out drugs or something.
@@alvexok5523 Sciurophobia , and your very dumb if you dont think that people have phobias even from smallest animals or situations
@@alvexok5523Ha, from what I've read it's very rare for squirrels to have rabies. Now, if that had been a *bat* maybe I could understand 😂
@@ct6502-c7w Yeah, I'd hate to see how he'd react to a bat if he reacted like he did to a squirrel. He was most likely just really tweaked out
The guy that fell off the roof was lucky AF to survive
Even luckier that even though his friends didn't know not to move him, he was still OK.
If someone suffers a major accident in which they could have injured their spine or head, don't move them. Keep them as still as possible.
He's going to have a much tougher time surviving his coworkers' hamfisted attempts to help him after the fall.
It was staged.
@@crabbieappletonoh ok. So how did they stage it?
@@iseehowitis9382 Pretty easily. He's stopped by the roof fence (you can clearly see it). He then throws down the shovel. A buddy is already down there, lying on the ground. Since we never actually see him fall, we just assume the two men are the same person. There's no reason to.
I love how nobody was the least bit concerned for the guy that fainted after his deadlift. Great community.
Just a regular gym where everybody is focused on their own narcissism and nothing else
@@shishinonaito I don't know. My gym isn't like that.
It's no wonder really. Seems like whenever someone actually tries to lend assistance best case scenario they end up in a youtube video and worst case they end up accused of harassment.
@@talmanes4589 that was a guy not a female you sp+d
No marks for being stupid, one should know their limit.
That was a life changing experience for both mom and her son.
2:45 The way he puched the plant LMAO
“ I almost just died “
HOW IS HE THAT CALM
no point in freaking out afterwards haha just count blessings.
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I grew up in a city with cold winters. All these people slipping on ice make me think that no one has heard of rock-salt and sand anymore.
Exactly what I think everytime I see one of those videos, even a bit of table salt would do the job
Or winter shoes. Look at all those friction-less sneakers
Or grass/astroturf.
Or too cheap to buy any.
4:16 I nearly screamed. If his foot had caught on the way around it would been a snapped ankle or leg.
Could've been a real bad fracture, he's blessed
Seriously that was the worst one
It looked like a freaking compound fracture
Omg same! Knee injuries always make me cringe sooo hard
12:58 I got a bear down the road 😂
HELL YEAH BRINGING BACK 2013 VIBES... love that its not all animal fails and its alot of serious stuff
The dog owner failed when she called it poop instead of shit. Poop is a word for 4 year olds.
@@lambertovitali3152Not everyone likes to curse
@@LucasRuthluss Then say crap, faeces, excrement. Poop is a baby word.
@@lambertovitali3152poopy head
@@lambertovitali3152 "No, someone with enough intelligence to realise words are words." but poop is a baby word and you are objectively wrong for using it. Ok.
3:46 This is why you never use a WWE announcer’s table in the office.
These fails of the week are proof that life is full of surprises, especially when you least expect them.
By its very definition, the word "surprise" means something unexpected, so that was redundant.
The guy that punches the potted plant was legend 👍
I like how that delivery driver thought she was Wonder Woman far a second and thought she was gonna stop that truck with a kick. Lol 😂
Mad respect.
Her inner monologue was like " I shall not dishonor my clan! WAAGH!"
She's sooo lucky she didn't get crushed between the car and the house 😣
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She probably thought it was just rolling and could slow it a bit to reduce damage.
Yeah you're right! But tell the truth,in certain situations you might respond in a thoughtless way sometimes 😂😆😅
I love how every single guy at 7:01 in the room just immediately said ohh right as he hit that pole
the echo too...
That's the last cry of future generations
10:39 that was nuts!
3:46 Yeah...probably shouldn't have done that
Let let ch ch
Happy 12th anniversary, FailArmy!!. Спасибо тебе за твой труд!.. 1:24 I love how calmly he says “I almost just died “.
Dude's adrenaline probably kicked in so was unable to grasp the entire concept of what happened. I'm sure later he started freaking out after the rush wore off.
bad idea with lifting it like that in the first place
@@b469b It doesn't matter how he lifted it,it's about how he secured it.And he did it very poorly like some idi1ot ....
6:32 shows that you can be on the second floor of your house and still get hit by a truck. new anxiety unlocked.
@26:45
Falling and gliding was not so bad after all.
I like the way she accepted it and used it to effortlessly cover some distance.
at least she took it positively👍
accepted her faith and took the fun part
Imagine if she slid across the road and then a speedy vehicle ramped her
@@pkpk9513 Then friction will be sued in court for not doing it's work.
Nah that was not an accident, she did that on purpouse.
1:24 It’s hilarious how he just casually says, ‘I almost just died’ like it’s no big deal."
The mom who had paint all over her face and sofa needs to give that kids the wooping of a lifetime.
Yup, if that was my kid, grounded with no tech privileges for at least a month. If he wants to have fun has to be outside in the backyard.
@@neilhulands2426wtf would it achieve? Spank the living fuck out of him bro
Ditto
That one was staged. Look at it again.
tbh who holds the whole thing of paint while painting
5:30 “Can I get a number 2? Thank you.”
13:03
Okay... That confirms that some creatures are beyond our understanding. They are far more intelligent than we give them credit for. That level of self-awareness is truly amazing!
when it’s not our time, it just not our time, no matter how hard we tried
13:36 horse balance + Respect! Insane balance I ever seen before! This horse trained its self for a while to succeed in the video. It looks like it lives there so it had plenty of tried! “ Practice makes perfect!” As I always say!
I don't know how seriously my insurance would take me if I told them over the phone that a box truck is on my house
🤣
I presume the emergency number was called before insurance company, and I assume all calls began by saying "You're probably not going to believe this but..."
Honestly, Being someone who works in insurance, it probably won't be the weirdest thing they ever heard.
6:07
Someone once claimed a full size tree was "new..."
6:15 explain that your boss 😂 😂
I love how calmly he says “I almost just died “. The guy that fell off the roof was lucky AF to survive.
Man I love how she fell at 26:45 but then enjoyed it to slide 😂
😆 she's like "wha! ..okay then, this is fine too"
She accepted her fate 😂
What a vibe
" A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it. " - some Jedi somewhere.
That sled dog taking a mobile dump on the track is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
1:51 knocked her glasses and airpods off im weak!!
40:56
6:44 I almost peed myself laughing at this one 🤣🤣🤣
6:55 bro i feel bad but its the scream is hilarious
Kudos to the guy at 9:40 who is falling but saves the stuff he's pushing on the cart...
Fr bros good at his job
Yeah. I'm not sure I'd even call that a fail. That was about as good of a save as he could have gotten.
5:42 Is the clip of the year for me. Right in the mouth. 🤣
I'm dying with that one, so epic hahaahahahaha 🤣
The precision of that aim was amazing
*Absolutely amazed how cool everyone in the helicopter reacted to it crashing. Also props to the pilot for handling it that well!*
That ain't a bloody helicopter
"props to the pilot" lol
Who the hell...puts an evac station...up thirty flights of goddamn stairs... Come on Сoach...maybe the helicopter...maybe it's made of chocolate.
I like how the truck went like: im part of the traffic
4:06 is he good???!
I HOPE SO
No more kids! Only weed whacking😂😂😂
god that nerf dart while painting was painful 😂😭
It's Right Out Of Three Stooges!
Kids are stupid
More surprise than pain 😮
I’d be pissed and make them clean it up
That's why you shouldn't panic.
36:21 - This Brazilian died some time later. He was known for traveling the world with his dog in the same Beetle that appears in the video, both of whom died in an accident on the way to Alaska.
6:59 I Can’t Stop Laughing At The Noise When He Fell Off His Roof
Legend has it the tire finished the quarter mile faster than any other single tire ever!
0:57 idk what the bigger fail was, the wheel coming off or the guy who thought it would be a good idea to drive up real close to it and get hit 😂
Man that truck parking on the house was pretty impressive 9/10 as they did not stick the landing.(@6min 25 sec-ish)
That house is not far from where I am. They got themselves a very nice rebuild on the whole front of the house now. Free upgrade lol.
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Yeah..probably never see that again..definitely one of a kind parking lol..
I think the driver fell asleep
@@mattm2449 This happened quite a while ago, correct? Not in 2023, for certain.
2:45 - I love how you set up this scene, very natural and funny!