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  • @couch2558
    @couch2558 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    3:04 "*babbles in floridian*" this is probably the only time they've every gotten the captions right 😂

    • @leaderofmine6293
      @leaderofmine6293 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So?! Are you live in Florida?

    • @WyvernYT
      @WyvernYT ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's some quality Florida Man there.

    • @mikehatfield1531
      @mikehatfield1531 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@leaderofmine6293 Just from your grammar, I can tell that you graduated at the top of the class in Florida

    • @Pookiebear36
      @Pookiebear36 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m a Floridian…

    • @Mr5Fail
      @Mr5Fail 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Haha, gotta love those accurate captions! 😂 They nailed it this time!

  • @taterbeard
    @taterbeard ปีที่แล้ว +3219

    The biggest fail in this video is someone naming their kid Jerrick.

    • @DivineVegan
      @DivineVegan ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Americans..

    • @williamweiss6128
      @williamweiss6128 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's just a name, man. Like Jish......Blair Thumb reference.

    • @anglepsycho
      @anglepsycho ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, naming your son Vagina is begging for you to see him hanging from the ceiling when he is in middle school.

    • @fatwombat2611
      @fatwombat2611 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Jerrick, 😂 thats fkcd up

    • @snidely_whiplash
      @snidely_whiplash ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I knew a Jerrick. Nobody liked him.

  • @littlejourneyseverywhere
    @littlejourneyseverywhere ปีที่แล้ว +886

    As a Tennessee native, that lady scolding a chicken named Mr. Featherby for his rude behavior is the most Tennessee thing I've ever seen. 😂😂

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      100% ;o)

    • @lightwarrior432
      @lightwarrior432 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RIGHT!!! 😆👍🏽

    • @stronghold8266
      @stronghold8266 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y’all dumb

    • @TheIrishRushin
      @TheIrishRushin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@norbertofontanez5550It's nice here. It's a city in the woods. Clean river to fish in. Game to hunt. All within 20 minutes of the city center.

    • @talonsandtails501
      @talonsandtails501 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we named all our chickens, can confirm lol

  • @oserus999
    @oserus999 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    The most American thing about these is how on the vast majority of the videos you hear the laughter of the person filming... as they KEEP FILMING =)

    • @NicPTheMeme
      @NicPTheMeme 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Well what are we supposed to do?? Help them?????

  • @bttrflymagic
    @bttrflymagic ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Sarcastically asking “You wanna talk about it?” is the best response to a fail ever 😂

    • @GrimReaper01776
      @GrimReaper01776 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ah man. what a americans... :-)

  • @ryanhiggins8869
    @ryanhiggins8869 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “Mr Featherby, that is uncalled for!” Is going to be my new expression of disappointment to others

  • @scottbradford4130
    @scottbradford4130 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    The donkey laughing at the girl who was straddling shit absolutely made my day. 🤣 🤣 that's hilarious

    • @JH-lo9ut
      @JH-lo9ut ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At that point it's just better to save your shoes and wade barefoot through the shit.
      Girl, you are getting shit on your feet either way.

    • @BenieTheDragon
      @BenieTheDragon ปีที่แล้ว

      When a donkey laughs at you, you're the actual jackass.

    • @scottbradford4130
      @scottbradford4130 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @JH-lo9ut I feel ya but we probably wouldn't have gotten the laugh from the mule. That was the best part

    • @Bigfoot-px9gj
      @Bigfoot-px9gj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh my God, what a shitty thing to say! *:)*

    • @ostrich67
      @ostrich67 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JH-lo9ut Found the fetish freak.

  • @BobbyBoucher228
    @BobbyBoucher228 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    As a person born in Missouri I was shocked that one of the fails didn’t involve fireworks. Also I was pretty amazed that there wasn’t a fail in Oklahoma involving a tornado.

  • @choppercam01
    @choppercam01 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Wife : "Stop taping it!!!!!"
    Husband : No, I have to tape it!" 😂😂

    • @yarpyarp5647
      @yarpyarp5647 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      packing tape

    • @derrickhageman1969
      @derrickhageman1969 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@yarpyarp5647duck tape

    • @ickylynn6155
      @ickylynn6155 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The relatable-ness of that moment was amazing

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "We'll cut the audio out afterwards..."

    • @slowpoke6743
      @slowpoke6743 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm glad I'm single and don't live near and/or venture near "quicksand" Every second a spouse spends filming instead of immediately helping will be one more second taken by me to savor their screams as I watch em get torn apart by Stonecipher's dog's.

  • @oldspice051
    @oldspice051 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I love the variety of cultures and biomes you see across the U.S. Really adds flavor to these fails.

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      the inhabitants of the swamp and desert biomes were equally fascinating and reckless

    • @CARPETMAN6666
      @CARPETMAN6666 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I watch these videos to see if I'm on them

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@pg9193probably ninety percent Trump supporters, which makes me very happy

    • @GrendelSheperd
      @GrendelSheperd ปีที่แล้ว

      North woods would like you one on one quietly. This is a lot.

    • @MyBelch
      @MyBelch ปีที่แล้ว

      Diversity of ignorance. It's part of the tapestry. Didja notice no Asian Americans acting like feral blacks or trailer trash?

  • @kimberlysevastyanenko3798
    @kimberlysevastyanenko3798 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    The worst one was the kid doing flips on the bed and coming down on the headboard with his feet. I felt that pain.

    • @marinaatkin1581
      @marinaatkin1581 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      And then the screaming into the pillow... That spoke to my soul

    • @StockyG437
      @StockyG437 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Her soul left her body after that😢

    • @panzerwolf494
      @panzerwolf494 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Jesus my toes hurt when I saw that

  • @Suzukibob69
    @Suzukibob69 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    I like how the lady said “call 911” like they can do anything about a whale 😂

    • @dscherer18
      @dscherer18 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "mark call 911" i feel bad for mark :(

    • @pepstriebeck1163
      @pepstriebeck1163 ปีที่แล้ว

      They can Do some Things about the Whales....unless the Whales have classified documents lying around in their garage.
      THEN they can' t Do anything about IT.

    • @michaelwatson7364
      @michaelwatson7364 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      How to tell if someone is a landlubber.
      Step 1 find a mid size boat
      Step 2 find a humpback
      Step 3 watch the shenanigans

    • @oSamiSrzo
      @oSamiSrzo ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Was lookin fur this comment.. 😅 it's gotta be the dang near dumbest thing I've heard all year!

    • @sunayocarissime5309
      @sunayocarissime5309 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I could just hear that 911 call.
      Dispatcher, "Wtf do you want us to do, call Captain Ahab or Ishmael? OOh I know, I'll call Captain Jack Sparrow, he'll know what to do!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @thomas11atkin
    @thomas11atkin ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is why America doesn't have free healthcare

  • @godsgod1677
    @godsgod1677 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    The guy lifting the furniture with his fingers nearly killed me.

    • @dreamsofturtles1828
      @dreamsofturtles1828 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And his mother screaming at him 😂😂😂

    • @AdamGaron686
      @AdamGaron686 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @vikingsundlof9040
      @vikingsundlof9040 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😅😅😅😅😅

    • @pointyheadYT
      @pointyheadYT ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is helping though..

    • @joelwillems4081
      @joelwillems4081 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pointyheadYT He is even using his weakest fingers, the pinkies.

  • @ItsFreshItsAnne
    @ItsFreshItsAnne ปีที่แล้ว +206

    0:55 His reply so simply "No, I HAVE to tape it" made me laugh 😂

    • @emmytoussaint
      @emmytoussaint ปีที่แล้ว +4

      his voice 🤣😂

    • @justmeandthethree
      @justmeandthethree 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She learned that day that her husband/boyfriend is an asshole, maybe not for filming but definitely for sharing it.

    • @krumble_d
      @krumble_d 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes thank you to Sally’s babe for taping sally in the quicksand

  • @rangetrooper5245
    @rangetrooper5245 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The "I got a fish on" part is the most Wisconsin thing I've ever seen.

    • @kriskabin
      @kriskabin ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If the "fish on" guy would've shouted, " SAVE THE BEER," then that would've been the most Wisconsin thing ever.

    • @DefensisIndus
      @DefensisIndus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's always beer with You Wisconsin people

  • @missingnola3823
    @missingnola3823 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    As someone who has once worked in a store with a PA system, farting into the PA was not a fail but an epic win.

    • @normturner4849
      @normturner4849 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was thinking the same thing!
      🏃💨

    • @MickDickerson
      @MickDickerson ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Makes me sad for my missed opportunity really. 🤷‍♀️🤣

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *YUP!!!*

    • @ciaranofarrell4010
      @ciaranofarrell4010 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Totally epic😂

    • @MrRedeyedJedi
      @MrRedeyedJedi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Especially if it makes the bong bong noise first

  • @Gigidag77
    @Gigidag77 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I was anticipating a Florida Man moment. Wasn't dissapointed.

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Obviously needs a Floriduh moment

    • @nightlydrugs6927
      @nightlydrugs6927 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *babbles in Floridian*

  • @johnsononey
    @johnsononey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    That loudspeaker fart had me rollin ! All the implications too.. ..

    • @ExternalInputs
      @ExternalInputs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It confirms that the bar for customer service people's IQ is set very low.

  • @Master_Yoda1990
    @Master_Yoda1990 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Dude, you don't know what a fail is. The guy in the chair with his dogs and the dude during a hurricane were absolute wins

    • @georgiecutright4033
      @georgiecutright4033 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thanks bud. My dogs and I had a great adventure traveling across the country like that

    • @clckc
      @clckc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@georgiecutright4033 How do we know you’re not lying

    • @justin_5631
      @justin_5631 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@clckc why would someone post a lie on the internet? it makes no sense.

    • @clckc
      @clckc ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@justin_5631 I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic orrr

    • @quelandil5738
      @quelandil5738 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be an elaborate lie to create a whole TH-cam channel with lots of videos just to lie somewhere in a comment section...

  • @xenoemblem7
    @xenoemblem7 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!

    • @david-bv3jd
      @david-bv3jd ปีที่แล้ว +2

      all except for porto rico!!!

    • @Sam-t1m5j
      @Sam-t1m5j ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you're american then you're a very small majority that can.🤣😆

    • @edjohnston8119
      @edjohnston8119 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@david-bv3jd And DC, which is not a state

    • @MirlitronOne
      @MirlitronOne ปีที่แล้ว

      Including "WEST VIRGINA".

    • @a564-c3q
      @a564-c3q ปีที่แล้ว

      No, it didn't.

  • @June-kw7wc
    @June-kw7wc ปีที่แล้ว +96

    As someone who lives in Arkansas 1:15 is the most accurate representation of this state that I’ve ever seen.

    • @Iriamu-Guillermo
      @Iriamu-Guillermo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thats not a fail though. Its an epic win.

    • @Tony47-r4v
      @Tony47-r4v 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sled dog ❌ chair, dog✅

    • @HunterHoward-ub4hg
      @HunterHoward-ub4hg 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You mean the one after it?

  • @igronus
    @igronus ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Never been to the US but these twenty minutes gave me more knowledge about the country than anything else in my life.

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Work hard, play hard!

    • @krytietv1684
      @krytietv1684 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@hensonlauramore like a bunch of dumb dumbs

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 ปีที่แล้ว

      You think we're all dumb rednecks lol

    • @AD_Ministry
      @AD_Ministry ปีที่แล้ว

      That we are stupid

    • @dawnBilly
      @dawnBilly ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hensonlaura No, be a twat, am a twat

  • @liny2sd
    @liny2sd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    I feel for that kid doing flips on the bed, we all know how much smacking your foot on something hurts.

    • @MrChopsticktech
      @MrChopsticktech 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yes, it looked like it could have been broken to me.

    • @marinaatkin1581
      @marinaatkin1581 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The scream after was the best and most expected part of that video

    • @zodarian6705
      @zodarian6705 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That was absolutely brutal

    • @TheRICOS12345
      @TheRICOS12345 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s his dumbass fault😂

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +179

    7:59 - Losing the vehicle was terrible, but their plastic tub of belongings bobbing up at the end was fucking hilarious! 😂

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Never drove a vehicle onto a frozen lake. That is the reasonable expectation.

    • @1Brother_Bear
      @1Brother_Bear ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thats michigan for you!

    • @1337-dylan
      @1337-dylan ปีที่แล้ว +6

      can’t imagine the insurance company was happy😂😂

    • @superboats2
      @superboats2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Trucktanic.

    • @couch2558
      @couch2558 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There's a time of the year when the state tells people they should get their stuff off the lake by (as many people set up in winter there) but there's always a ton of people who dont listen. At least one F150 goes in every year, dozens of huts too

  • @blur2953
    @blur2953 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    12:38. Just love how he pops up and immediately asks "Did you get that on video?". Man had priorities.

    • @whichfilmisit
      @whichfilmisit ปีที่แล้ว +2

      funny

    • @jeffreyklass6171
      @jeffreyklass6171 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welcome to NC

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _shit_ priorities, but sure...

    • @JH-lo9ut
      @JH-lo9ut ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Asking "did you get that on video?", or saying "I got that on video!", is a sure way to ruin any video.

  • @susana.9483
    @susana.9483 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    I love that the guys says "well that sucks, at least it's not on my house", not realizing he is mostly likely 100% responsible for any damage because the tree is on his property.

    • @GTFBITK
      @GTFBITK ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hes right because his insurance is going to F his neighbor.

    • @MeechMooch-n4i
      @MeechMooch-n4i ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Not how it works. The tree falling was a natural event, The owner of the home that the tree fell on is responsible. Doesn't matter who's property the tree originated on.

    • @rolfwienr371
      @rolfwienr371 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      this kind of insurance talk makes me glad im not american

    • @vawest2052
      @vawest2052 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yup, but at least his house is dry inside. I'd rather pay to fix my neighbors house than be displaced by a tree in mine and be at the mercy of somebody else's insurance company.

    • @henrikschreiner
      @henrikschreiner ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@MeechMooch-n4i🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

  • @GoldRaven-oe4by
    @GoldRaven-oe4by ปีที่แล้ว +117

    10:29 i can't even begin to imagine the pain

    • @keeganchick2171
      @keeganchick2171 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      How to stub every toe in half a second

    • @TheOfficalMackenzieFan
      @TheOfficalMackenzieFan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- was his last words before going to the hospital 💀💀🤣🤣

    • @ChuckNDUcks
      @ChuckNDUcks 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bru i hit my hip today at 1/4 that speed and that hurt like crazy im praying for this girl

    • @keeganchick2171
      @keeganchick2171 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ChuckNDUcks Hitting your hip is incredibly painful! (Due to all the bloodflow and nerves) Hope you're doing okay!

    • @Kroooza
      @Kroooza 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@TheOfficalMackenzieFanthe hospital? for that?

  • @jasonrodgers9063
    @jasonrodgers9063 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    At 5:36- The Ryder rental truck having it's roof ripped off by the railroad underpass is in Louisville is about 4 blocks from my home. You wouldn't BELIEVE how often that happens, despite HUGE signs and flashing warning lights! Also, rental truck insurance policies VERY specifically EXCLUDE coverage for damage from hitting overhead obstacles!

    • @darrellgrant7615
      @darrellgrant7615 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      A bridge near me has its own social media pages because it happens so often 😂

    • @braniacc
      @braniacc ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@darrellgrant7615 Ahh yes, the Can Opener.

    • @hollandaise84
      @hollandaise84 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@braniacc the 11 foot 8: The Canopener Bridge, is in North Carolina.

    • @harrietbrown6415
      @harrietbrown6415 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is that the Can Opener bridge?

    • @Zyk0th
      @Zyk0th ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hollandaise84 This doesn't look like it. Close but not quite.

  • @daleford8621
    @daleford8621 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The dude with the mini excavator at 4:40 has me 😅

    • @baynerw
      @baynerw ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's why road construction takes SO long in Indiana!

    • @jackbilmao
      @jackbilmao ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For some reason, I think the mini excavator was "Adorable"

    • @tamoroso
      @tamoroso 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      See, that wasn't a fail in my book. Flawless victory!

    • @Doxymeister
      @Doxymeister 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tamoroso Absotively!

  • @elbee1771
    @elbee1771 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:48 Homie went through the 3 stages of laughter....Impressed, funny, dead.

  • @seameology
    @seameology 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The amount of times I heard "did you get that on video?" Is astounding.

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +82

    10:27 - Holy shit, that one actually hurt me through the screen! 😂

    • @MarrisaPlays
      @MarrisaPlays ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yeah my ankles have sympathy pain that scream... to much ouch.

    • @danielaguilar8424
      @danielaguilar8424 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She was so excited to see how many she could do too. Absolutely painful.

    • @JohnWick-yw4oo
      @JohnWick-yw4oo ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was the last time she tried that on a bed. That looked so painful.

    • @jackdoe552
      @jackdoe552 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Still yelling in agony when the clip cuts out 😆

    • @daggel011
      @daggel011 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I really wonder there was no "Nobody was hurt" disclaim

  • @Gsuneow
    @Gsuneow ปีที่แล้ว +16

    15:52 “boy that sucks at least not on my house.” ya but that's your tree.

  • @civilizedfellow
    @civilizedfellow ปีที่แล้ว +22

    9:21 I was waiting for the "Sir! You can't park there!" 🤣

    • @JamesVeryMuchJr
      @JamesVeryMuchJr ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m sad it didn’t happen

    • @pengiunanimatorguy
      @pengiunanimatorguy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Legend has it that truck is still up there

  • @Melody_Loves_Music
    @Melody_Loves_Music 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Omg, that poor kid slamming his feet on the headboard... I FELT that pain. 😢

  • @stephenbrewins3689
    @stephenbrewins3689 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Just imagine how much dumb shit that happens but isn't filmed!😂

  • @clem9796
    @clem9796 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Babbles in Floridian" might be the best part 😂

  • @aadin
    @aadin ปีที่แล้ว +46

    21:35 cheers to the guys buddy for rushing in to help him while still holding a beer in his hand. fucking legend.

  • @stompythewonderlizard286
    @stompythewonderlizard286 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Really really glad they put the " hahaha " subtitles up. I would have never known what was going on without them.

  • @okzoomer5728
    @okzoomer5728 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    18:22
    That area is called the Little Sahara.
    They have so many accidents there, that there's a "day since last accident sign" that usually reads between the values of 0 and 7.

  • @IO_27-vtc
    @IO_27-vtc ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a new hampshire native, I can confirm that our daily commute to work is a canoe on skis towed by a moose.

  • @fgorlando
    @fgorlando ปีที่แล้ว +17

    19:12 left off the ending where he says “STILL SWALLOWED!” 😂😂

  • @supernovaskies5044
    @supernovaskies5044 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The florida guy headbanging to the hurricane winds isn't a fail that's iconic lol. He does it each time

  • @thomashughes_teh
    @thomashughes_teh ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Over 50 beers were held during the production of this compilation.

    • @roastytoasty8559
      @roastytoasty8559 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and many more during the watching of this compilation. 😁🙃

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roastytoasty8559 I'm drinking one right now XD

  • @ElaineHarper-k8o
    @ElaineHarper-k8o ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Over 50 beers were held during the production of this compilation.. The guy lifting the furniture with his fingers nearly killed me..

  • @erikwebber6038
    @erikwebber6038 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Farting into the speaker phone at Wal-Mart was most definitely NOT a fail 😂
    Also, are we going to address the big orange ball rolling down the street in Ohio? 🤔

    • @ickylynn6155
      @ickylynn6155 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My dude who farted into the speaker SO did that on purpose, and it was amazing.
      And I too would like to discuss the big orange ball. . .Like why? What were they doing? And where can I get one

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s Ohio. That tells you everything

    • @grrrrUrNotSkibidi
      @grrrrUrNotSkibidi ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I heard it's still rolling to this day

    • @snipergod9673
      @snipergod9673 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      down in ohio swag like ohio

    • @michaelross1452
      @michaelross1452 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The red ball.

  • @Panster7
    @Panster7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    12:30 Bro I can't "Those are good?" LMAO

  • @schmodedo
    @schmodedo ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Arkansas was a win, not a fail. Dude on the lawn chair and skateboard with the dogs.

    • @georgiecutright4033
      @georgiecutright4033 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks bro. Traveled 2375 that way across the south to Cali

    • @big.jesus999
      @big.jesus999 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ozarks for the win

    • @ShadNex
      @ShadNex ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@georgiecutright4033SHIT BRO YOUR REAL

    • @EternallyFrost
      @EternallyFrost ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah Failarmy is running out of fails it seems they are cataloguing Wins As fails now lmao

    • @ralphduncan8054
      @ralphduncan8054 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is an ozarkian dog sled team , who want's to race.:)

  • @kylerobb8066
    @kylerobb8066 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The guy clearing the road with his little RC Caterpillar was wholesome as heck. Dude was just out there playing with his toy.

    • @jessicaaster8471
      @jessicaaster8471 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That seems to be how they repair things down in Louisiana. Explains why nothing ever gets done.

    • @kylerobb8066
      @kylerobb8066 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jessicaaster8471 You ever seen the roads in Mississippi?

    • @jessicaaster8471
      @jessicaaster8471 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kylerobb8066 What roads?

    • @kylerobb8066
      @kylerobb8066 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jessicaaster8471 ZING! You win lol.

    • @freethebirds3578
      @freethebirds3578 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is a perfect example if INDOT.

  • @amazing-record
    @amazing-record ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These fails just prove that stupidity knows no borders or boundaries. We may be divided by state lines, but we are united in our ability to do the dumbest things possible. Stay safe, America!

  • @Dragonfly33
    @Dragonfly33 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I can almost guarantee someone in every state has lost a relative after hearing the words “Hey, ever-body, watch this!”

    • @bobjohnson1633
      @bobjohnson1633 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In most states, "ever'body" isn't English

    • @Dragonfly33
      @Dragonfly33 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@bobjohnson1633 And what states would those be, Professor? 🤡

    • @MrChopsticktech
      @MrChopsticktech 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Dragonfly33Most states, you know, where even little kids speak better than the adults doing stupid things do.

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Famous last words.

    • @spartanvenom5388
      @spartanvenom5388 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of anyone ever saying “ever-body”; I’ve heard everybody and y’all, but not that.

  • @Shrulonks
    @Shrulonks ปีที่แล้ว +40

    16:35 from my observations, I’m pretty sure that the semi got a little too intimate with this guys back bumper

    • @averagejoe287
      @averagejoe287 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the Cars universe, that’s considered flirting 😳

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@averagejoe287two trucks

    • @Kallmewhite
      @Kallmewhite ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice observation

  • @4rdF1Hunny
    @4rdF1Hunny ปีที่แล้ว +32

    First Texas clip was an absolute WIN! 🥇

    • @scc6454
      @scc6454 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was waiting for the wind on the big flag to tip the truck over. (Rats)

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PhilipFitzRoyce1983 - Uh, no. Replacing it with a pride flag would’ve been the biggest fail in this compilation.

    • @Nervesisout
      @Nervesisout ปีที่แล้ว

      It's called TDE. Nice truck guy, sorry about the tiny p@nis.

  • @anonymos.videos
    @anonymos.videos ปีที่แล้ว +17

    16:16 is that a Pole-bear, the brother of the polarbear?😂

    • @beigenegress2979
      @beigenegress2979 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s Baloo from Jungle Book…

  • @stevempls
    @stevempls ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The guy screaming “oh my god” at the bird flying around sounded so desperately frantic and I’m dying

  • @ajtheadventurer4109
    @ajtheadventurer4109 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This isn’t fails this is just America

  • @lillyvazgueztk1410
    @lillyvazgueztk1410 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    It was a very bad decision to remove the Glass-Steagall Act in the late 1990s, which led to the spectacular failure of huge banks during the financial crisis of 2007-2008. To prevent another disaster, Dodd-Frank and this statute both need to be reestablished right away. What happened with SVB is only the beginning of what will happen if nothing is done to address the current situation.

    • @lillyvazgueztk1410
      @lillyvazgueztk1410 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only a good FA will be enough to guide you through the current market volatility. I've been speaking with an advisor for a while now, primarily because I don't have the necessary expertise or stamina to handle these recurrent market conditions. The fact that I made over $220K during this downturn proved that there is more to the market than the typical person is aware of. The greatest course of action right now is to have an investing consultant, especially for people who are nearing retirement.

    • @lillyvazgueztk1410
      @lillyvazgueztk1410 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My Financial Advisor is TRACY BRITT COOL. I found her on a CNBC interview where she was featured and reached out to her afterwards. She has since provide entry and exit points on the securities I focus on. You can run a quick online research with her name if you care for supervision. I basically follow her market moves and haven't regretted doing so..

    • @lillyvazgueztk1410
      @lillyvazgueztk1410 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@JosephJames352Tracy Britt Cool is known for her impressive career. She has served as the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway-owned Pampered Chef and has been recognized as one of Warren Buffett's protégés.

    • @lillyvazgueztk1410
      @lillyvazgueztk1410 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​ a google search with the keywords "TRACY BRITT COOL FINANCE" should get you what you need

    • @marthatom753
      @marthatom753 ปีที่แล้ว

      I went from no money to lnvest with to busting my A** off on Uber eats for four months to raise about $20k to start trading with Tracy Britt Cool. I am at $128k right now and LOVING that you have to bring this up here

  • @buttrwaffl
    @buttrwaffl ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Bro I could feel this one in my soul💀 10:30

    • @donniev8181
      @donniev8181 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All 10 toes at once ouch

    • @brentduanefoster
      @brentduanefoster ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All of her tarsals and metatarsals (bones of the feet) were DESTROYED!!!!

    • @Nikgamingnl
      @Nikgamingnl ปีที่แล้ว

      the silent pillow/blanket scream💀

  • @shadowsofdissonance4805
    @shadowsofdissonance4805 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the back flipping on the bed, busted ankles, pillow saprano girl had me in pain....

  • @AnthonyIsAUP4449
    @AnthonyIsAUP4449 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    As a Polish person who lives in Florida, I do in fact, agree with alligators hissing for a green bowl of food.

    • @stefannoack2445
      @stefannoack2445 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a German person i have to say, that my polish friends would have killed that alligator to eat it as a side plate to the salad it was hissing for. 😂

    • @Timikitusaki
      @Timikitusaki ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stefannoack2445 there national animal is a stork, i think the better option would be to gift them some braws and some nipple stickers for the Galactorrhea.

    • @MikesGarageReviews
      @MikesGarageReviews ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please tell me you don’t vote for Trump and Polish

    • @HeyIwasaValedictorian
      @HeyIwasaValedictorian 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MikesGarageReviews plz stfu about trump already, *^^%#@!*×

  • @tomm1109
    @tomm1109 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:50 my worst nightmare is just minding my own business trying to come out a driveway to make a turn and have someone like this hit me in the door. Luckily nobody was there!

  • @vx-iidu
    @vx-iidu ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The sound of the lightbulb at 14:51 was so real, I thought it was coming from behind me lol

  • @gottem2912
    @gottem2912 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    *Babbles in Floridian* LMAO!

  • @HelenKelly-t3d
    @HelenKelly-t3d ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!. Just imagine how much dumb shit that happens but isn't filmed!.

  • @bustercherry8734
    @bustercherry8734 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    19:40 "Look at this you guys. You'll never see this again." ...cause you're gonna die. lol

  • @RevAlex-mb2do
    @RevAlex-mb2do ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The grandma drinking a beer makes me howl with laughter every time

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably some horrible 'craft' junk.

    • @bubbleman2002
      @bubbleman2002 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RideAcrossTheRiver By "craft junk" do you mean IPAs? IPAs are quite bitter, but they have a delectable aftertaste and mouthfeel imo.

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bubbleman2002 By craft junk I mean hipster 'craft' beer that tastes like moldy bread soaked in molasses.

  • @michaelcrossley4716
    @michaelcrossley4716 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I wouldn't call farting on the intercom a fail. That guy is a legend 🤣

  • @andreassvensson1038
    @andreassvensson1038 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Once upon a time the rest of the world admired Americans because of their intelligence and education. Today it's the total opposite...

    • @UserHandle454
      @UserHandle454 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No one ever admired Americans

    • @mighty_-
      @mighty_- 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think you see a lack of admiration in the media, when you go outside, people don’t really hates Americans all that much

  • @RealGengarTV
    @RealGengarTV ปีที่แล้ว +16

    19:59 i don't care if this is staged or edited in any way that shot is gold even if it's a quick skit 😂😂

  • @wildie__3956
    @wildie__3956 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    14:18 is my absolute favorite! What the hell is that thing? A squirrel? It's like something out of a horror film. 😂😂

    • @Brind-amour
      @Brind-amour ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to know also.

    • @infectedflinch
      @infectedflinch ปีที่แล้ว

      Following in case an answer ever appears!

    • @Uarehere
      @Uarehere ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gremlin? 🤷

    • @ChrisSmith-md8ty
      @ChrisSmith-md8ty ปีที่แล้ว

      I figured a squirrel given they fly like that. I thought it looked like a bunny but too fast to actually see. Use the 0.25 speed option

    • @ChrisSawyer-dc1vz
      @ChrisSawyer-dc1vz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What is it?

  • @patrickdunn8918
    @patrickdunn8918 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A lady I met from Alabama told me , that when someone in Alabama says “ watch this “ …someone is gonna die lol.

  • @Fishing4thepeople2751
    @Fishing4thepeople2751 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think a killer whale stealing your Halibult is the most Alaskan thing I’ve ever seen 😂

  • @zgreth
    @zgreth ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Did anybody else also had to watch clip at 1:41 to see what actually happened because of the background distraction of a guy just casually skateboarding ? :D

  • @nathanfranks1476
    @nathanfranks1476 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That shot at 20:00 has to be a 1 in a billion! 😂😂😂😂 right down the throat!!

  • @GT-43
    @GT-43 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Ill be damned my momma was wrong, the trash will take itself out.

  • @twitchster77
    @twitchster77 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    20:39
    She's all like _"Gawd mom!! You're so embarrassing!!!"_ lol

    • @scitor
      @scitor ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣 love how perfectly she times her face on the ground to the starting clap

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +9

    20:26 - When the Special Olympics is less of an event, and more of a state of mind! 😂

  • @krenwregget7667
    @krenwregget7667 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I felt it when her feet hit the headboard. Not sure what she was expecting.

    • @Nelson_Win
      @Nelson_Win ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hurting toes are more painful. I had a surgery when I hit the side of my toe thumb. The toe nail sinking I'm the flesh is terrifying and extremely painful.

    • @nathanfranks1476
      @nathanfranks1476 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your “toe thumb”?

    • @Nelson_Win
      @Nelson_Win ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nathanfranks1476 that's how I have to call it.

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nelson_Win - “That’s how I have to call it” ??? What does that even mean?
      And I agree, what in the world is a toe thumb?

    • @Nelson_Win
      @Nelson_Win ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mena94x3 tch.. the big toe. Does it make you clear?

  • @Deck777-w7h
    @Deck777-w7h 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is why I love America

  • @georgiecutright4033
    @georgiecutright4033 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Me and my dogs are on the cover. But how did I fail lol. I traveled with no money no help 2375 miles pulled by these wonderful dogs and made my destination. Knoxville Tennessee to Venice Beach California pulled by two great Siberian Huskies sitting on a lawn chair atop The skateboard. Thanks for putting me in so many of your videos. I guess it's kind of cool

    • @xbpbat21x
      @xbpbat21x ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You were definitely a win!!!

    • @cooperhilinsky6361
      @cooperhilinsky6361 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yours was definitely NOT a fail. Your pups are exercised AND free travel! Loved it man!

    • @tommymaddox6785
      @tommymaddox6785 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is a serious win buddy, congratulations 👏

    • @treborrelluf
      @treborrelluf ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what are your plans now?

    • @DemonKingOFFICIAL
      @DemonKingOFFICIAL ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uh well that’s rad.

  • @EssyTico
    @EssyTico ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:05 certified Florida Man moment

  • @James09962
    @James09962 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I’m from Northern Ireland and the size of the trucks in America especially Texas is wild to me

    • @CarrieMHB222
      @CarrieMHB222 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s wild to some of us too. I often mutter to myself, “Sorry about your dick, bro” when I see one of those monstrosities.

    • @JerseyCardArmy1
      @JerseyCardArmy1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I live in Texas. It's mostly the attention seekers that need lifted trucks.

    • @bllasae
      @bllasae ปีที่แล้ว

      Ireland*

    • @drnickcarter
      @drnickcarter ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I live in Texas, I've seen this guy driving down the street. I swear same truck, same flag.

    • @milsimmaniac711
      @milsimmaniac711 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CarrieMHB222 ever thought that mabey someone has a lifted up truck because its cool?

  • @AidenHudson-w7b
    @AidenHudson-w7b ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!. 4:48 Homie went through the 3 stages of laughter....Impressed, funny, dead..

  • @cliffhamilton2857
    @cliffhamilton2857 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    21:31 big shout out to his buddy not missing a beat to hop into action to save him

  • @WiscoBoundTrucker
    @WiscoBoundTrucker ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a native Wisconsinite I approve of my states videos! I didn't even notice I was on Wisconsin, saw him flip the trick and thought to myself that's a very Wisconsin thing to do. Look in the corner to see the state and I laughed 😂🤣

    • @joelwillems4081
      @joelwillems4081 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep, had a moronic neighbor in that state who drove his truck over a large tree branch to break it. When it broke under one of the wheels, his statement was, "that's the heaviest part of the truck right there.'

  • @Elizabeth.RMartin86
    @Elizabeth.RMartin86 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The fart over the loud speakers was epic not a fail.

    • @Bboi-rc8ox
      @Bboi-rc8ox ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @michaelross1452
      @michaelross1452 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epic, if you are currently swimming in drool and babbling nonsense.

    • @pabloguevara5438
      @pabloguevara5438 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nah, THE GUY IS A GENIUS💪

  • @nathalia7431
    @nathalia7431 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    6:12 This man worked hard to keep his motorcycle from falling over. Well done, man!

  • @MarrisaPlays
    @MarrisaPlays ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:42 I cracked up laughing something about the tiny excavator just did it for me hahaha

    • @SecondLittlePig
      @SecondLittlePig ปีที่แล้ว

      And he's paid by the hour. ⌚😂

  • @alyssa-2300
    @alyssa-2300 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:45 “you wanna talk about it”🤣

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:22 - I mean what the hell did they expect, building their station out of waffles?! 😂

  • @philiplewis4780
    @philiplewis4780 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16:10 "well that sucks", it may not be on your house but it's your tree which means you're paying for the damage pal lol

  • @sasquatchdonut2674
    @sasquatchdonut2674 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Props to the lady for being so chill when somebody hit her car lol

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But quite stupid that she got into an accident while handling her phone...And that it somehow made the internet which is now perfect evidence that she was not paying attention... (no matter if someone else might have been at fault, her not paying attention might have made the accident happen in the first place.)

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    17:06- what else have these people tried putting at the end of the slide?
    Razors? Bee nest? lions? Broken glass?

  • @timesthree5757
    @timesthree5757 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    1:18 that not a fail. That is an epic success. Proud to be an Arkansan!

    • @creasefold1986
      @creasefold1986 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤢🤮

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@creasefold1986 take some pepto. You’ll feel better.

    • @jacobh9487
      @jacobh9487 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I say. A fine example of Southern ingenuity from a SoCal Yankee perspective.

    • @georgiecutright4033
      @georgiecutright4033 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I traveled 2375 miles that way. From Knoxville Tennessee to Venice Beach California

    • @clckc
      @clckc ปีที่แล้ว

      @@georgiecutright4033 How do we know you’re not lying

  • @yehtan
    @yehtan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know it hurts when it is the onlookers who grimaced in pain.

  • @anaalbondenblauw
    @anaalbondenblauw ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:42 I love this guy haha

  • @joshmcbroom9391
    @joshmcbroom9391 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The cake in Alabama is not a fail, the purple and yellow is a trolling attempt from an LSU fan.

    • @John_Fugazzi
      @John_Fugazzi ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thanks. I had no idea what that was about.

    • @gizmocaca9461
      @gizmocaca9461 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thanks for clarifying. Sport fans are such silly people.

    • @billsmith5166
      @billsmith5166 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you!

    • @Protowhilst
      @Protowhilst ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wasting a perfectly good cake is a fail though

    • @jexxer
      @jexxer ปีที่แล้ว +2

      From Louisiana, can confirm.

  • @ChrisKalumbis
    @ChrisKalumbis ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My boy Darrell at 2:35. He puttin’ in dat work.

    • @oshizzlegizngahr
      @oshizzlegizngahr ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nobody talking about his name being Darrell, but the captions calling him Jamal.

    • @ChrisKalumbis
      @ChrisKalumbis ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oshizzlegizngahr Them “caption” shits are phonetic. You might say Darrell in your video, but it will translate it to Tyrell.
      Captioning by TEMU.

  • @kevindondrea144
    @kevindondrea144 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    OUCH! These aren't dumb, they're accidents