* cries uncontrollably * THEIR * HEARTS * WERE COMPATIBLE AND SIMON DIED FOR MARKUS FOR ALL I CARE NOW TELL ME WHY WE CANT ROMANCE THEM TOGETHER THAN NORTH AGGHHHHHH
Just Taylor Taylor I swear to fluff your everywhere I go now XD I’m not gonna judge you for the ship because I ship them so hard All my friends think I’m a weird ass ;w;
Honestly Simon x Markus seems so much better than North x Markus. North always doubts Markus's choices and when she goes to lead, she fails. Killing every human you come across isn't the answer North. Can Josh please choke you out? Also, Simon has his head on straight. I kinda shipped it before I knew about the compatible heart thing. Now I ship it more. *I'm the third rubber chicken to the right of the hand, incase you didn't notice.*
*facepalm* you understand that you can ship a m/m ship and think they're better suited for each other without hating /wishing violence on a female character right? nobody says you have to like her, but come on: a) josh disagrees with markus no matter what but he gets zero hate. yet north disagreeing is apparently a reason to hate her b)north has suffered systematic abuse her entire life (unlike the other three) but because she's not the 'perfect victim' she gets hate? you people will go out of your way to woobify reed and kamski but god forbid a female character so much as exists c) north does doubt pacifist!markus choices, that's true. and rightfully so since he repeatedly gets androids killed for nothing, everytime hoping that this time the humans will stand down if the androids don't fight back. and he fails everytime except the last one (and even then it only works under specific circumstances). she will however always be on board when those choices do work out. d) north doesn't want to kill every human she comes across. otherwise she'd just use the dirty bomb. she does express worry that markus values human lives over android lives, but given that he is their leader and only hope and yet continously gets them killed over his reluctance to harm humans that's kinda understandable isn't it? e) north fails leading the rebellion but so can markus, it's actually pretty easy to fail on the violent route...makes sense that an advanced prototype is better at it than a former sexbot... so lets not pretend this north hate is based on anything other than good old misogyny with a bit of 'oh no female character gets in the way of gay ship' thrown in
"Our hearts are compatible" *KICKS DOWN DOOR* DID SOMEONE SAY SIMONXMARKUS (imagine a relationship route with Simon so certain things you do can make you have "lover" status with North OR Simon, depending on your choices)
LOOK. I was just chuckling on each of them,... bUT THE "markusxsimon shippers" gOT ME HARD. I LAUGHED SO HARD I FELL FROM THE CHAIR TF AND WHEN FINALLY I STOPPED LAUGHING.... THE LAST ONE MADE ME ALMOST FALL AGAIN WTF
Question: Do you like North? (As a character and as a possible romance with Markus) Because in my opinion as a character, she's just a very agresive person. And other thing I believe It's unfair that's she's the only one you can have a romance with, not with SIMON (Beautiful baby boy 100 times better) or with JOSH (pacifist cinnamon roll). And now, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CREATING THIS MASTERPIECE 💕 PD: I'm not good enough at English so please forgive my orthography fails :')
Noita things Well, I don't hate her but she is not a very important character for me... I don't give a damn about her xD And about the shipping stuff... Well... I mean I ship Markus and Simon, in my opinion they have more chemestry, but idk... Maybe if the developers had put a lil more effort in Markus and North's relationship, I would have shipped them :/ Idk... Thanks for your comment, I appreciate :-) And don't worry about your english... Mine isn't that good too.
They put her on the same scale as Markus as if she’s a main character and she’s so annoying in my opinion 😂 like damn girl chill out on the aggression. Simon was right about how they should have left her behind when she got shot lol. Damn girl got in Simons way 😂
Connor is cute af (protect that boi) and Markus is sexy af and also my first hubby from this game XD later I moved on to Connor, but that boy is still in my heart as well :') (especially when I saw that six-pack WOOOOOO BOY WAS I HAVING A BLAST)
"Our hearts are compatible"
*inhales*
*HOOOOOOONNNNK*
Simon deserved better indeed
*exactly*
*F A C T S*
So did Markus like Ik that they loved each other but I think North was too controlling over how Markus ran the revolution.
"Our hearts are compatible."
*aaaaaAAAAAaaaAAAAAHHHHH-*
*smiling* *like* *an* *idiot*
*starts crying because you can’t romance Markus with Simon*
*crys with you lol*
*AAAaaAaaAaAaAAAAAAa-*
*N O R T H W H O*
* cries uncontrollably * THEIR * HEARTS * WERE COMPATIBLE AND SIMON DIED FOR MARKUS FOR ALL I CARE
NOW TELL ME WHY WE CANT ROMANCE THEM TOGETHER THAN NORTH
AGGHHHHHH
3:31
Markus: Simon, what are you doing?
Simon:.....unbuckling my pants, duh
X'D
Pixel Cube OMFG XD YESSS
I was kinda not but sorta expecting that xD
Markus: But do you have a di-
Simon: You will feel it ;)
Markus: W-Wait What?
Oh my God indeed Carl, Oh my God indeed.
true :v
Thank you for the sub, For your good taste I have subbed to you as well.
These DBH on crack videos are quickly becoming my favourite thing on TH-cam.
imaginary92 same
haha same
Same
Same
"Josh fucking strangles North to death"
I'm done😂I actually liked Josh, and I can totally see him doing that xD
Swiftcat-mooshi yea I just see him one day fed up with North’s bullshit and just is like “fuck it” and kills North XD
simon -lover path unlocked
wanjing zhang i wish that was an actual path lowkey. Godamn I ship them so hard(don’t judge lol)
Just Taylor A lucky man owns Carl North and simon(⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)
wanjing zhang lol
Just Taylor
Taylor I swear to fluff your everywhere I go now XD
I’m not gonna judge you for the ship because I ship them so hard
All my friends think I’m a weird ass ;w;
Just Taylor
Then again you were here three months ago but still ;T
Markus is a boy that everyone can get into.
mostly Simon and North-
The Markus and Simon scene thooo. With the edit it was funny but at the same time...I was internally screaming
Me: *Sees the Simon X Markus parts* ✨^✨
No
Same
OUR HEARTS ARE COMPATIBLE
*SREAM* >W
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REALLY?!
Omg that scene of Markus and Simon I've never seen!! Thank you for this omg I love them so much
CatCrazy *Makes goose noises*
BITCH DIDNT U NOTICE THE PERSONA 4 THEME IN THE BEGINING!?
+Hatsune Miku ??
*Robo Jesus*
Yes he is our robotic lord and savior!
THANK YOU FOR THE SIMON X MARKUS CONTENT, THIS FEEDS MY TINY GAY SOUL!!
Alien Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, ha gayyy
oka the gecko I am extremely gay, thank you
DFreeze _4 EXTREMELY GAY, I am very gay.
Ridha Gherri exactly
I see you on almost every DBH video
*We're gonna need more of these in our lives*
Citrine Topaz yes indeed...for humanity
Honestly Simon x Markus seems so much better than North x Markus. North always doubts Markus's choices and when she goes to lead, she fails. Killing every human you come across isn't the answer North. Can Josh please choke you out? Also, Simon has his head on straight. I kinda shipped it before I knew about the compatible heart thing. Now I ship it more. *I'm the third rubber chicken to the right of the hand, incase you didn't notice.*
I totally agree with you ^^
#teamSimonxMarkus
I don't ship it but I could see them being compatible
I wish the creators did make Simon the male love interest even if the game becomes more complicated
*facepalm*
you understand that you can ship a m/m ship and think they're better suited for each other without hating /wishing violence on a female character right? nobody says you have to like her, but come on:
a) josh disagrees with markus no matter what but he gets zero hate. yet north disagreeing is apparently a reason to hate her
b)north has suffered systematic abuse her entire life (unlike the other three) but because she's not the 'perfect victim' she gets hate? you people will go out of your way to woobify reed and kamski but god forbid a female character so much as exists
c) north does doubt pacifist!markus choices, that's true. and rightfully so since he repeatedly gets androids killed for nothing, everytime hoping that this time the humans will stand down if the androids don't fight back. and he fails everytime except the last one (and even then it only works under specific circumstances). she will however always be on board when those choices do work out.
d) north doesn't want to kill every human she comes across. otherwise she'd just use the dirty bomb.
she does express worry that markus values human lives over android lives, but given that he is their leader and only hope and yet continously gets them killed over his reluctance to harm humans that's kinda understandable isn't it?
e) north fails leading the rebellion but so can markus, it's actually pretty easy to fail on the violent route...makes sense that an advanced prototype is better at it than a former sexbot...
so lets not pretend this north hate is based on anything other than good old misogyny with a bit of 'oh no female character gets in the way of gay ship' thrown in
2:58-3:01
Yeah pretty much
Panda_Cat 95 I know, right? :/
where's the audio from?
Zariem
It’s from a vine I think his name was Aaron
4:03 IM ACTUALLY ROLLING ON THE DAMN FLOOR I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
Matilda what have you done???
xD
WHY MARKUS AND NOT uhhhhhhhhhh TRACI
Why traci, what she do to you..... why not the Connor at cyberlife, he's a real bitch boi.... haha
Shadow Night im an awful person cuz i literally DIED of laughter at that part i kept on replaying it😅
STAR MARCO dont worry I also laugh at some things like that ;)
"Our hearts are compatible"
*KICKS DOWN DOOR* DID SOMEONE SAY SIMONXMARKUS
(imagine a relationship route with Simon so certain things you do can make you have "lover" status with North OR Simon, depending on your choices)
LOOK.
I was just chuckling on each of them,... bUT THE "markusxsimon shippers" gOT ME HARD. I LAUGHED SO HARD I FELL FROM THE CHAIR TF
AND WHEN FINALLY I STOPPED LAUGHING.... THE LAST ONE MADE ME ALMOST FALL AGAIN WTF
Markus x Simon: *exists*
shippers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
“Our hearts are compatible”
Me: *plays my heart will go on on recorded violently*
That Your Affection just brought back all those memories me playing Persona 4
I ALMOST CHUCKED MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM WHEN THE MATILDA PART CAME ON
The one with Matilda was the best😂😂😭
What even was that scene? I got shook XD
Must be what happens at 100% stress
0:10 *TITANIC MUSIC COMES IN*
When I heard you’re affection from p4 I was dancing along xD
Carl reminds me of my grandpa
But he ded tho ....dam .... I sad ;---;
Awh condolence for ur grandpap :((
I LOVE MARKUSxSIMON
ME TOO
WHO DOESN'T
2:06 it's funny because during the march if you choose to attack josh will be wrecking people to
Ohhhh my markusxsimon heart😩💜💜💜
WTF WAS THAT LAST ONE I WANNA CRYYYY
I always enjoy theese!
Zelda hyrule , XD me too.
These*
You have a new suscriber, keep do this videos, i love that
Thanks for the Markus x Simon content, I really needed it 👌👏
Question: Do you like North? (As a character and as a possible romance with Markus)
Because in my opinion as a character, she's just a very agresive person. And other thing I believe It's unfair that's she's the only one you can have a romance with, not with SIMON (Beautiful baby boy 100 times better) or with JOSH (pacifist cinnamon roll).
And now, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CREATING THIS MASTERPIECE 💕
PD: I'm not good enough at English so please forgive my orthography fails :')
Noita things Well, I don't hate her but she is not a very important character for me... I don't give a damn about her xD
And about the shipping stuff... Well... I mean I ship Markus and Simon, in my opinion they have more chemestry, but idk... Maybe if the developers had put a lil more effort in Markus and North's relationship, I would have shipped them :/ Idk...
Thanks for your comment, I appreciate :-)
And don't worry about your english... Mine isn't that good too.
yzalanemix Yeesss Markus x Simon! I ship that too, Isn't it obvious? THEIR HEARTS ARE DAMN COMPATIBLE ;-;
They put her on the same scale as Markus as if she’s a main character and she’s so annoying in my opinion 😂 like damn girl chill out on the aggression. Simon was right about how they should have left her behind when she got shot lol. Damn girl got in Simons way 😂
Finally! I'm not the only one who likes that pacifist cinnamon roll! I just adore him. He is one of my favs.
IM DEAD AT THE MATILDA ONE😂😂😂
im an awful person.......
I died at markusxsimon part
0:48 "done with markus and north's bullshit" LOL
WAIT IF MARKUS IS A RK200 THEN THAT MEAN HE SUPPOSED TO BE A POLICE MACHINE
I live this Detroit crack😀😀😀☺🙂
Connor is cute af (protect that boi) and Markus is sexy af and also my first hubby from this game XD later I moved on to Connor, but that boy is still in my heart as well :') (especially when I saw that six-pack WOOOOOO BOY WAS I HAVING A BLAST)
Your editing is amazing! I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
Can you now do Kara And Alice Crack Please?
detroid became human was just like 1 month in trend :(
M1H4JL0 I know RIGHT?? now all of my recommends are animations fanfics (ETCETERA ETCETERA!!!!!)
My day has been blessed
4:03 Me when I’m home alone
K was drawing connor while watching this i love these videos keep it up
The first and the last video KILLED me!
This is the only DBH crack series that's actually funny in opinion. The other ones have no originality.
THE MARKUS FIRE ONE, HOW DARE YOU
You make the best Detroit become human crack videos
Edit: Wtf Richard
UGH your intros are the best!
Keep em coming! I am in love with this game! My friends hate it when I talk about this game.
I read the book Matilda and watched the movie, so the last one really sends
This was hilarious! That Matilda bit shocked me, I've never seen that scene before😂
I need more of this in my life, you just got a new sub yzalanemix!
Omg the persona music ✨✨
OMG the opening of the video is Persona 4. XD
Thank you for these blessed videos
The word of Robo Jesus is spreading.
1:43 holy moly
THATS MAGNIFICENT
These thumbnails are fricking gold
0:11 I’m already laughing 😂
2:52 OH MY GOD I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.. I'm a horrible person for laughing so hard at this
You made my day
4:08, my hart every time you post a new Detroit Become Human Crack
DFreeze _4 x'D
3:37 that was my exact reaction when Simon did that to save Markus in my playthrough
YES YOU DID MARKUS THIS TIME LOVE ME THAT GOOD GOOD ROBO JESUS AND THE JERICHO SQUAD
Simon is most precious boi, no one can convince me otherwise
this series is the only funny detroit crack i've seen lmaoo, this shit's hysterical
NOW WE JUST NEED A KARA AND HER BEAUTIFUL FAMILY CRACK :D
btw I loved this omg
-markusxsimonshipperuntildeath-
When do you learn what serial number Markus is, he was a gift to Carl from Kamski
I also am a huge fan of your edits 😂
That explains alot...
Public Enemy, with Connor analyzing Markus's video
Знала
4:03
Me: oh god what is this gonn- OH, OH GO- *OH GOD NO*
“I think I love you!”
“We met five minutes ago..”
“I know! WANNA GET MARRIED?”
HEARING THAT P4 MUSIC SURPRISED ME I STARTED DANCING LMAO
FIRST ONE ALREADY HAS ME LAUGHING SO HARD I TEARED UP A LITTLE
2:42 OML I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
Well played good sir.
For the Markus x Simon fangirls
3:02
3:32
2 years went by this video has aged well
iM cryiNg siMon nO
i lOve yOu
I swear Jack/Sean started the whole robo-jesus thing and now it's iconic for the game my god XD
That Persona's song was
*accidentally sets Markus on fire* NO NO MAGIC MAKE WATER APPEAR NOOOOOOO!!!!!
FairRebkka MylifeisNOTgreatbutfair xD
"our hearts are compatible"
no one can convince me the shippiness of that line was unintentional
"Our hearts are compatible"
Me: **Inhale** AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ¿WHY? ¡¿WHY?! :'v **CRY SO HARD**
So far I’ve liked all the Detroit vids you made
that you for filling the void in my heart that detroit: beyond human left me with.
Fabulouse.
I’m sorry but I ship Markus and North. I also like the actress who plays North
Yea.. i also ship them too
I mean.. im not hating simonxmarkus..
1:43 No markus its beautiful
2:10 you sure bout dat?
4:08 Thats fked up XD
1:06 His precious smile. That DAMN SMILE 😍
PLEASE DO MORE I NEED MY CRACK !!!!!!!😭😭😍
( hate to ask this but can u do God of war on crack pls 🙏 )
Okay, I've only seen gifs of that scene between Markus and Simon, but god damn that's the gayest thing I've seen in my life
3:11 За что? Мне мало печали в жизни? Почему так много стекла??? ПОЧЕМУ?!?
"Our hearts are Compatible"
FOR YOU TWO TO LOVE EACH OTHER!!! SIMONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Did I hear some adventure zone boiz in there