Pronouncing Things Incorrectly: United States Edition
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- This is pronouncing things incorrectly: the United States Edition. Happy 4th of July and happy birthday America! I hope you really enjoy this video! This one was really hard because I chose to say every single state, but it can be difficult to make just any word sound funny. Let me know what your favorite ones are in the comments!
Clips are taken from SpongeBob Squarepants and the Fast and Furious franchise
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You should pronounce the names of Star Wars Characters incorrectly.
@@h3rnandezzzzz he really should😭💀
RuhSussah Puffas.
@@yendorsaphura bruh💀
Chaz should do pronouncing the periodic table of elements incorrectly
Jace Barlow I’m subscribing just to see if he actually does
Oh boy I hope he does this
Yeah!!!
That’s easy I remembered it on 6th grade so I’m ready to go to 7th grade.
I wanna see people pronounce it CORRECTLY.
Camera: How much zoom do you want?
Chaz Smith: YEAS
Yees
Zoom exist:
Chaz: I’m about to end this mans career
The fates of Markiplier have brought me here.
Same bruh
Same
Same here
same
Same
I feel like this guy just found the “zoom in” button on his camera and is now using it constantly.
Drinks 101 it’s pretty funny though 😂
True, but I almost vomited from motion sickness halfway through.
I'm waiting for him to break it😂
Glazer tv McScuse me bitch?
Drinks 101 😂😂😂😂
Anyone: "So Chaz, how many times you wanna zoom in on your face?"
Chaz: "Yes."
AlpacaJumps Sun 😂😂😂😂😂😂
teacher: what's the smallest state again?
me: ro daddy iced latte 😂
yo he pronounced missouri correctly tho ;-;
ChillingCap8365 he pronounced it more as misery
@@liannebuehler3043 yeah but that's what it feels like here in my city in Missouri, full on crap and misery
Pikachu Girl the fox that’s too bad.
Sorry about that.
@@liannebuehler3043 it's fine, I just dont wanna live here
"Where are you from?"
"Oh I'm from Ahoy."
Spencer Miller I am from there too
same
Eye-Nye-DNA
ahoi
Take a shot every time he zooms in his face
*actually don’t because you might die*
of water
How To Be An Idiot
Drinking a gallon of water a day challenge
where am i
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
Chaz: *a lLaMa bAracK OBaMa*
I chocked up so bad when he said dat
Being from Alabama, we got some people who live there and call it that regularly
The zooming in tho 😂 he barely gets a word out and the camera is like ZZZOOOMM
😂😂😂
Turkey turds taste bad with goat balls and goat cheese🐐🐐🦃🦃🔫💉
@@traciehimes excuse me WHAT
You made Mark laugh.
Thank you for your service.
twice, now
twice, now
I love how Arizona was just “Verizon Wireless” 😂
Zoe Mattler i’m from arizona 😂
I am too but he
Said Arizon wireless not Verizon wireless
I’m also from Arizon
We Arizonans out here 😔
@@LlMlNAL yuh
The way you pronounced Mississippi 😂😭
*laughs in southern accent*
multifandom emily my sissy pee pee
😂 😂 😂 💀 😂 😂 😂
TheWisestDwarf99 😭💀
Multifarious Emily
I love your profile pic lol😂
Sandy Inostrosa thx 😂😂
“I live in Missouri”
Me: Ah you mean misery
Me too.
That is an accurate representation of Missouri.
same
Ayy Missouri gang where is everyone from?
I'm from St. Louis
Same
Normal people: "Alabama"
Chaz: "Alama Barack Obama"
Me: "ah yes, I see you're a man of culture"
(Also, I've learned a new language by watching these. I love these so much. Please keep this up for my sanity)
Person: where do you live?
Me: arizon wireless.
I live there too
Alamabarak Obama here😂
I live in
*Alah sucka*
*floride*
Kaliforenia here!
Mississippi: *has confederate flag in state flag*
Chaz: I’m about to end this whole man’s career
Me Sissy Peeppee
@@wnnr3294 yo sissy gotta peepee
I’m from Mississippi
Lauer Power we don’t have that flag no more
I’m from Mississippi
Normal people:
-Where do you live?
-Oregon.
Me, an intellectual:
-Where do you live?
- O R E G E N O
I live in Richmond hill Ontario
Luke thaNUKE no Original
Who else saw this on Markiplier’s livestream and decided to watch it?
yupp
Ye
Yee
Yepyepyep
You know it!
"Hey, girl 😏. You must be from Connecticut? Because I think you're cue-ninie-cutie-cute" - Chaz Smith pick up lines 2019
This comment should be pinned
And the ladies will say "No-way-me-seek-you" accompanied with a "My-sissie-pee-pee" reaction
And I would be flattered if it was pinned. I will feel as important as "A-llama-barack-obama"
So true 🤣
I thought that was cute
you should order at a restaurant while pronouncing things incorrectly
I can imagine the waiter's face now..
YESSSSS
Nick Weigel this is gold
Hey Chaz how much zoom and zoom out do u want
Chaz: yes
Nobody:
Not even your classmates:
Those subsitute teachers on roll call:
I don’t mean to offend any substitute teachers, I know it’s hard going into a class where you don’t know any of the students, but I just wanted to bring up a common stereotype of getting people’s names wrong and how that was my first thought when watching this.
mmmm and i got one of them names ain't nobody never heard of. I've been camry, and I'm going to try to spell out the way this lady pronounced it but it was so funny idk if you can even spell it... "Kay- murr- ai- EEE" Like wut where do u even see an I in my name XDDD
"A-A-RON"
Lol this comment underrated 🤣🤣🤣
It's okay man. Washanakatoni
Finally, someone knows how to actually say these states correctly.
I thought America had 50 states???? *gets flag* time to edit *adds extra star* Public announcement:add an extra star to your flag
I know right
Serenity Royalty puerto rico is a territory, but it should really be a state as it meets many of the requirements. however it does not get a vote in the senate or the house
Ayyy
No one:
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Chaz: pRoHhnoUHNSSSing things inCOhHrecTly
Haapy birthday emarica!
We have a winner
Thats funny
get it? because no one asked him to do that?
that’s so unoriginal
Me: there’s NO WAY he can mispronounce South Carolina and make it not sound the same
Him: hold my beer-
Saw tooth coor all in aye
LOL
I’m from South Carolina lmao
Zach Vowles oh cool! 😂
I constantly say South Kakalakee wrong--I mean Carolina.
Michigan: Machine Gun.
It makes a lot of sense.
I grew up in the upper peninsula of Michigan, lots of hunting fans and just plain gun fans.
@@miniwolfii17New York:Know Your Rookie 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Camera: how many times will you zoom in your face ?
Chaz: yeAh
Teacher: Where are you from aga-
Me: PEE NAE NAE SLEVANIA
Im from ge or rodge e ah
this made me laugh so hard 😂😂
Im from their as well😂😂
I did a spit-take when he mispronounced Massachusetts. "MasissyACHOOseteetes"
2:20
Anyone else came here from Mark’s stream?
Yep
Me
Yup
Knew I wasn’t the only one
Also, I’m the 50th like, fifty nifty
indeed
Me: *watches video*
My mom :*hears it* see sweetheart, this is why you should stay in school
mississippi minding its own business:
still not harming anyone:
chaz: MY SISSY PEE PEE
Shaylynn Ford Have you ever heard of Life of Boris? He said the same thing lmaoo
Ender Avis nope haha
Lmaoo
Hahaha
Lmao
Person: Hey where are you from?
Me: a llama Barack Obama ✌🏻
.
Missouri *misery business starts playing*
i’m from missouri and he may have pronounced it incorrectly but missouri IS misery :’(
Ohio
kelsey baxter not as bad as some other states but I would prefer to live somewhere else
I’m in the business of Missouri
I saw the comment with no context and I was like why is she saying her name is Barack Obama in spanish
Who's here from Mark's latest stream?
meh
It's a me
Howdy
(≧∇≦)ﾉ me
How ya doin partner
When he said “women ninja” instead of “Wyoming”...... man, I felt that 🤧🤧
Adipadi 867 congratulations
was feckin *d e d* lmfao
Tyler Wojcik omg right. The wind man. The wind.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul on planet earth:
Chaz: *zooms in and out like he’s playing the goddamn violin*
Holy crap thanks for the likes
😂😂😂
As a violinist I confirm
@@interstellar9056 like with shifting?
Chaz: “Ar-Kansas”
Me: “I’ve been pronouncing it wrong this whole time”
When I realized as a kid I was pronouncing it wrong, it took me forever to accept the truth, lol.
I still say Ar-Kansas. That's how it's spelled, that's how imma say it lol.
Dude it’s actually illegal to pronounce arkansas wrong. We do it anyway
I live in Texas and one of the main streets close to me is named Arkansas. I know how it’s actually pronounced but I just can’t help but to say “Are Kansas” in my head. Lol
AMERICA EXPLAIN
markiplier be watching this now
I suddenly got this video recommended and I'm pretty sure it's because I watch Mark's video
@Hanis It just got recommended to me probably from watching marks stream as well
A lot of these just sound like some real ghetto nicknames 😂
Me: starts laughing out of nowhere at my own thoughts.
Friend: what's so funny?
Me: "My-sissy-pee-pee"😂
My brother came into see what I was laughing at and when I showed him he said, "well, he's not wrong" 😂😒
Everett Fields machine gun😂
I laughed at this so hard.
Missouri doing its thing:
Chaz: “Misery”
*cue Paramore’s “Misery Business”*
🤣 Pure genius
Nyra Gaia someone actually knows besides me
HOW DO YOU NOT FIND MISSISSIPPI FUNNY
grey eye I never said I didn’t 😂 the entire video is hilarious, I just appreciated the “Misery Business” reference 🤣
Avid pop punk listener! That reference really made my day!
yes.
Markiplier peeps, where ya at?!
Me
Here
Hii
Markiplier watched this on stream sooooooo here i am
Ello
No One:
Chaz: *zooms in and out like his life depends on it*
Me: * living in Missouri *
Chaz: Misery
Me: That’s about right
Edit: Thanks for the likes i feel kinda special
I.
Am.
In.
MISSOURI.
as a person who lives there, we call it that too
Yeah the weather is terrible
Lmaooooo right 😂
Jocelyn Swan I was just hoping he wouldn’t do that becuase of how much I’ve heard it
No one:
nobody:
Not a single soul on earth:
Chaz Smith talks about teachers in the middle of summer
He just dont know...😑
This need to win
Raiin SI if it does the three is probably gonna be pronounced thritittie
Markiplier
Everybody literally everybody: That’s Michigan
Chaz: There’s the machine gun
😂😂😂
Why is it true tho
0.0 sad....... but true UwU
2:44
Then I live in machine gun.
The way he mispronounced Mississippi, 😂😂😁😁👌 I'm dyin', man!
DOUBLE_J My sissy pee pee
Same😂😂
My sisi's peepee
Hey I live in that state
@@owet2184 that's nice
Exchange student: how do you say this place?
Me: Rat teeth coralinae
People: alAbAma
Me and Chaz: A Llama Barack Obama (somebody take this literally and edit this into a photo I would really like to see that XD and then reply with it down below)
Chaz: Not all of these will be funny
Also Chaz: *literally makes all of the names hilarious*
He gave up with Texas though.
He could have said it as teeth-x A's
Texas must already be pretty hilarious then
@@Reallyguy9702 I mean we used to be called Tejas he could have just called us that.
@@SilverCinder1 yeah you peeps used to be called Tejas under spanish rule or sum
Teacher: “so, where are you from?”
Me:
*”Machine gun”*
Me too lol
Bruh it took me a minute
But I’m not actually from Michigan sorry 😔
My internet friend is from machine gun .-. She has five small children outside her apartment and she is genuinely concerned for their mental helth
me tooo
Fun fact: It is actually illegal to pronounce arkansas the way he did when you are in the state of arkansas.
Finna drive to Arkansas just to say it wrong
@@ladytarianna3527 if you really want to get in trouble go to harrison arkansas. All of the people there are VERY conservative christians who are homophobic, transphobic, and racist. If you even wear something rainbow you'd peobably get shot. Arkansas can be messed up...
spaghetti channel oh shit, I did that when I visited without knowing that! 🤭😰
@@that1bunny821 it's fine, it was made a while ago and no one really cares. I dont really see an officer arresting someone for it though.
I live in Arkansas. Guess who committed a felony 😘✌️
2:10 your first day in French immersion geography be like
"My sissy pee pee."
Literally sounds like something my sister will say in a few years (she's 10 months old)
Edit: THIS HAS BEEN UP FOR A WEEK AND HAS 1.3K LIKES THANKS GUYS!!!!!!
Trust me, my sister is two, (My cousin is almost three too) and all they say is
"HELLOWY,,,, WAWWEE,, BIS- JOOOOSEE?????? WAHTAH??? LOVE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY DARK DO DO DO "
This is my life. This is my life every day.
But congrats on the sibling!
Congrats I was ur 1000th like 😁
@A friendly Famder 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Pronounces “Vermont”
Chaz: V..v..
Me: Yes yes you got it
Chaz: vErY mY nUt
Me: oh my god
‘Runs into a large crowd’
*“AlL stAtEs mAttEr!!!!1!1!!”*
Markiplier brought me here.
Shout Out From Ne Greasy
Anyone: makes product
Chaz: im about to mispronounce this mans whole career
Literally no one:
State: Mississippi
Chaz: My sissy’s pp
Mississippi: why you bully me
Lmao
Lmao
XD meh sissy’s pp
as a mississippian, this killed me 😂😂
Pronounces Missouri as 'misery'
Plays "business of misery"
Peak comedy right here
misery business*
@@clove5003 oops I feel stupid now
"happy 4th of July.. or whatever day it is when you watch this"
It's Valentine's day, so happy Valentine's day to you too :)
Cook: what does it taste like?
You: very...very..2:30
When he said Alaska my mom was laughing so hard she choked on her water
O
„Peanaynayslovania“
Me: CORRECT
„MasissyACHUsateetus“
Me: ACCURATE
„Floor-I“
Me: *thinks of Dentist*
2:14
2:20
I died laughing, and I've been having a rough time lately. Thanks, mate.
Just wanted to say, thanks for including Puerto Rico.
Everyone: "*Happy 4th of July*"
Chaz: "*Hahappidity fourruth off Juul aye*"
👏👏👏🙏😂😂😂😂
Arlene Payne thanks for laughing! 😂😆
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@annpurple haha I don't know how to spell it incorrectly XD
happy 4th of Julie heard you got that drip 3×
3:26 Legit had to turn my brightness down messin wit them bright ahhhh teeth Chaz. Got them Steve Harvey chompers 😬😂
Facts tho, My brightness on ZIP and my eyes still dying.
Yes I watched Mark's video but I wanted to come here to repeat "RoDaddy Ice Latte" at 2:29 😂
No one:
Literally no one:
Chaz Smith: Alabaraco Obama
Barack Obama: hehe now a state is named after me
Everybody in the USA: Enjoying July the 4th
Chaz: ro-daddy iced latte😂
Me: I live in machine gun
Teacher: PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW!!
I live there tooooo
Same
i live in Iodine DNA
William Porter same
I live in flori
Markiplier led me here xD
Normal people: “Nevada”
Nobody:
Him: NEVER DIE!!
Me: *says anything Chaz Smith said*
My Parents: I’m about to dictionary this mans whole career
Next on My Strange Addiction... Chaz Smith and his addiction to the zoom button
Funny how TH-cam recommended thia to me AFTER I watched Markiplier's livestream
me too lmaoo
Not that I didn’t want to watch it again and like the video myself to support Chaz. It’s good.
SAME!
Pronouncing Illinois incorrectly would definitely be emphasizing the *S*
_illinoice_
Oofitty he really finessed you into saying you have a small penis
AND PEGGY-
Sorry I'll leave
"Genesis Atene-titty-hakuna-matata-pu"
Which is my favorite mispronounced name
Same I was literally just saying that
My favorite is still Christapiss Personjesus
we all just gonna ignore how he pronounced Ohio as "Ahoy"
yes.
texas=taxis
Ohio or ohino
@Luke Appel ahoy*
AHOY AHOY WELCOME TO *A H O Y* WE HAVE FOOTBALL AND PIRATES YO HO HO WEEEEEEEEEE-
I accidentally clicked on this video and could not stop watching. Im so big on pronouncing words right that this video changed me. He ultimately-mega- mispronounced all the states to its fullest so brilliantly that i no longer see no wrong in the way we say and use words anymore. Im done... Done with that life now im even going to delete auto correct after this comment, stick forks in me im done. happy about it. Thank you random funny person sir. Your effort in this video is beast fire you made my day. I saw your Pokeman video and came back to watch this video on states again. On and on and on, more words blah okay you get the point. lastly, i will be using this video to teach my son so he can share it at school so we can all pronounce our states this way for now on.
I am confusion. this is Kansas, and this is not Arkansas. AmErIcA eXpLaIn.
Chaz: They've been saying it all wrong. It's Can-Sal
Teachers *We found our replacement*
Official_Dagger YT as a person from Arkansas I can confirm but it’s Are-can-saw
Logan Hill are you dumb, it’s a joke/vine
Me as I smell something strange in the room
"MY SISSI PEEPEE"
No duolingo dont take my family i need them
Yes that is very funny yes
My drink has arrived
A wild replay button appears
2:36
2:36
2:36
Duolingo Owl 😂😂😂😂 howlin
As a proud *Pour the rice out-ican*, I'm happy to be represented here
Joel Isaí Same with me xDDD
*_I’m so proud of this community_*
Same here brother✊
Me too.... The only problem was that it was like the 49th state lol
same
Casi me da un patatú😂
Thank you for whoever showed this to Markiplier.
regular people: Maine
Chaz: m0aNA
“Ma-Sissy- ACHEW- suttes”
Goodness..... *Bless You*
Toasted Coconut
Yeah. It’s pretty hard.
Mass-a-chu-sets is how you say tho.
-Bostonian
LMFAOOOO I was gon say bless you too😂
*Arkansas
Me in Canadian: Sooo what wrong with that one?
It’s pronounced Arkansaw, the same sound he mispronounced for Kansas.
yousif hayder r/wooooosh
Bluface Baby hmm, now I understood the joke
yousif hayder ok😂😂
Markiplier Brought me here.
As a Missouri kid, I can tell you we always joked about living in "Misery." I busted up so hard bc I wasn't expecting it but it's perfect! Like, that's my childhood!
Missouri is still pernounced Misery tho. and yeah as a Missouri kid as well. i agree but like i expected it, i was more expecting methamphetamine instead of misery
Ah yes. Any good Missourian knows we literally live in misery here🤦🏻♀️
Me: Mom where are we from again?
Mom: Kentucky?
Me: Are you sure it’s not Kenny to cookie?
Mom: where’d you get that from?
😂
Aym Colin Hello fellow Kentuckian
Connor Day hello😂
1:37 when you gotta sneeze but it’s the middle of class and it’s dead silent
2:20 when you sneeze (except amplified 1000%)
4:03 when everyone looks at you.
Makes no sense
"Where you from"
Me: "Pour the rice Oh"
1:57
When he said
“Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind”
My childhood flashed before my eyes
Well it seems you forgot to elaborate i dont know how you did it honestly its not too hard to type but whatever
shrek onion ?
Next time a new edition of the dictionary comes out, please ask Chaz for the correct pronunciation.
Your profile pic matches soooo perfectly!!!!
It's pronounced "docks-and-eerie", getchyo fax strayt.😋😆
@@AeroQC every comment should be misspelled. Duh ya agerie?
Baby: ma.. ma...
Mother: He's about to say his first word! Can you say mama?
Baby: ma.. 2:37
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