Haha this pod is always hilarious, they always say some off the wall shit . Super underrated comedy pod. Found this pod because I was originally a fan of mark but joe is very good, watched his special and it was awesome. Keep it up you queefs
When my dad came home from Vietnam he had walk 60 miles to get back to his house. People were throwing shit at him the whole way. Woke up the next morning at his parents house and there was trash all over their front yard. His best friend took him out for a drink, and kept hounding him to talk about his tour, when my dad finally told him the guy threw up, and walked out. didn't talk to each other for like 25 years.
I do the random word association thing Normand does now too. Three people have said out loud at me, "What the fuck is wrong with you?". I'm going to keep doing it.
@@chrisayers2013 I guess it's kinda funny to see Mark joke about Louie because it seems as if Joe looks kind of uncomfortable. Idk I'm high rn might be reading too much into it
y'all gotta do a classic 80s style funny movie you 2 are the ultimate comedy duo play off each other so well! something like caddy shack, back to school, ferris Bueller we need a modern day comedy classic!
Hey Mark, next time you get the perfect haircut, take a phone pic of each side/back. Then wherever you go, or to whom ever cuts your hair, you just show phone and say "do this".
Patricia Arquette is an all timer for me, True Romance is my favorite movie and she's smokin in that😫👌 *Chuckster you nailed it with Stacey Dash in clueless. I had such a huge crush on her when that came out (same time as my father coincidentally). Shoutout to Brittany Murphy as well, RIP **Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns is another
Let me stick this theory in your ass. List is a big runner and some shoes are only one color. I’ve run into that, Got the best fitting shoe but they’re fargin neon green.
I know this pod episode has been out for a couple years, and this is third time watching, but I'd happily listen to these two products of gay fathers go back and forth for hours about attractive women in their minds. Elizabeth Shue in The Saint is adorable and so beautiful. Alice Eve. Natalie Portman, yes. Salma Hayek for SURE. Linda Cardellini ever since Freaks n Geeks
That Jennifer Lawrence impersonation was fucking hilarious.
I was dying when he did Jennifer Lawrence. He said she looks like a goose. 😂😂😂
Absolutely dying.
It was perfect
Joe’s ‘We’ve gone far enough’ as soon as Mark mentions a black actress haha
45:57. "He's reading your mind" looooool Mark is on a different level of comedic genius. So quick wow lol
14:05
Tuna can. I don’t know why that made me laugh that much 😂😂
Chuck’s “Ahh yeahhh” when Mark said Jaime Pressly 😂😂😂
😂
I totally felt the same way as chuck haha
Elizabeth Hurley is still an all-timer.
Joe passing on Angelina Jolie for Sarah Jessica-Parker is hilarious.
Jolie looks like a Photoshop gone wrong, easy choice
Joe like manly women. Angelina was always hotter.
No to Angelina and yes to Parker?? Gtfo of here joe
Jolie=E.T.
I have eyes & see SJP as probably more normal than adopting so many kids.
Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing always wets my whistle
Underworld?
@@early321 good, but not as good as VH. Not a huge fan of the short hair look lol
Jennifer Love Hewitt is easy to forget about but man was I obsessed with her
Man, early 2000's she and Jessica Alba were my favs!
“looks like a bag of r*tards “
has cracked me up all three times I’ve listened now
Haha this pod is always hilarious, they always say some off the wall shit . Super underrated comedy pod. Found this pod because I was originally a fan of mark but joe is very good, watched his special and it was awesome. Keep it up you queefs
When my dad came home from Vietnam he had walk 60 miles to get back to his house. People were throwing shit at him the whole way. Woke up the next morning at his parents house and there was trash all over their front yard. His best friend took him out for a drink, and kept hounding him to talk about his tour, when my dad finally told him the guy threw up, and walked out. didn't talk to each other for like 25 years.
Cybill shepard joe?!?!?!?!? That is by far the craziest thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth!
1:03:32 Mark's first objection to opening a club is that you have to order cherries 😂
The algorithm Jerry. Great ep guys
I've been s Tuesgay for years now. I really miss the cat era.
RIP The cat. I hated that cat at 1st
The cat sucks. As a person who hates cats it was very easy to empathize with Joe. So obnoxious .
Meow 😸
"Those are all of the things that make up a face, so I don't know"
Holy shit, I died lmao
Mark is hilarious, fresh from the pasta fields! lmao
Selma in “Desperado” is correct Mark
Mark nailed those impressions. I could never put my finger on what made them look weird.
I would say Tiffani Amber Theisen and Carmen Elctra
20:41 Joe is so upset that Chuck guessed what he was going to say… you can’t fake it 😂
I forgot about Swayze throwing the dog at Reeves in Point Break. Excellent chase scene!
Love the haircuts on both!!
These guys need to admit Swingers is in fact a top 3 movie of all time.
Forgot to mention a young Jessica Alba she’s top 5 in my books.
I do the random word association thing Normand does now too.
Three people have said out loud at me, "What the fuck is wrong with you?".
I'm going to keep doing it.
LMAO
22:22 Best Jennifer Lawrence impression ever
Someone smarter than me needs to make that a gif lol hilarious
I’m glad I found this pod. I love the really obscure niche unique retro 80s vibe.
"Right out of the pasta fields" got me
14:55 Best part of the ep!! 😂
“I think she was on Louie as well.”
“Yup. And…”
I don't get it. Care to explain?
@@chrisayers2013 I wonder if she’s one of woman that Louie showed his dinghy to? I’m just guessing I don’t know
What did Joe mean by that?
She and Louis dated for years
@@chrisayers2013 I guess it's kinda funny to see Mark joke about Louie because it seems as if Joe looks kind of uncomfortable. Idk I'm high rn might be reading too much into it
Thanks for another great episode boys. The only podcast I listen to religiously,I’ve gone though all the Spotify eps…. Might be time for patreon
y'all gotta do a classic 80s style funny movie you 2 are the ultimate comedy duo play off each other so well! something like caddy shack, back to school, ferris Bueller we need a modern day comedy classic!
That Jennifer Lawrence impression was perfect.
Hey Mark, next time you get the perfect haircut, take a phone pic of each side/back. Then wherever you go, or to whom ever cuts your hair, you just show phone and say "do this".
"Those are all the things that make up a face..." you fkn tickle me Joe!
Clip marks Jennifer Lawrence face 😂😂😂
3:45 "Watch 'First Blood', it's a little 'Over The Top'. Not sure if you meant it List, but that was a hummdinger of a Stallone movie reference.
Talking comedy and hot girls! Classic Tuesdays!
Jessica Alba always had me singing that old Chevrolet song…. Like a rock
Sin City
Mark, you’re in my top 5 😘
49:03 LeBron jamessss
51:30 harry connick jrrrr
Just got done getting butterfingered by my gf. Happy Halloween Gays! 🎃
Joe makes the goofiest face when he's catching that bottlecap 😂 I wonder if he looks like that on the baseball field as well
Can’t believe no one said Kate Beckensale
Joe getting dominated by crazy street people is my favorite thing about him.
he could murder them but his anxiety runs so deep that he can't actually commit real murder unless he has a mic in one hand
It's his universal curse for constantly lying about how much everyone loves his suggestions
Whoa, was that List sneaking in there with a Keith Primeau mention? Heck yeah!
Another great episode, love the Jennifer Lawrence impression
This episode was so good I actually listened to the ad reads. Good job fellas.
Jamie Presley in Joe Dirt is primo!
Good to be here
Also I think the guy who sings the end song sounds like Chuck.
Best thing to watch after Kill Tony, Mondays are the best thank you guys!
I start my day with 2 bears 1 cave then kill tony, 2 guys is the night cap👌💯✌️
BAD FRIENDS for me
Patricia Arquette is an all timer for me, True Romance is my favorite movie and she's smokin in that😫👌
*Chuckster you nailed it with Stacey Dash in clueless. I had such a huge crush on her when that came out (same time as my father coincidentally). Shoutout to Brittany Murphy as well, RIP
**Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns is another
Tiffany Amber Theisen? Lark Voorhies cracked me up!...
Helen Mirren, Kim Basinger, Sharon stone, Salma Hayek, Natalie Portman, shiv from succession is next level -
Body is nuts
Jessica Alba is a top 5
Of all time?
@@bori1986 oh yeah
Vanessa Angel from Kingpin...hit damn!
Jessica Alba, Hailey Barry, Cindy Crawford
the mcdonalds guy had an axe not a hammer. hes a good guy you should have him on the pod.
Hatchet*. Don't get a wound or it will make ya trans.
It was a hatchet not an axe
Jennifer Connelly late 80s and STILL🔥🔥
*early 90s.
Requiem for a dream 🔥👌
1990 The Hot Spot
oh yeah, damn... The Labyrinth
I salsa danced with Natalie Portman in Tamarindo in Costa Rica in 2006.
funniest 10 minutes of my life
I haven’t made it past the 30 min mark yet! I keep rewinding back 😂
36:06 mark if you’re ever in park slope stop by Slope cuts you’ll get a great cut, ask for rich
Normand's impression of Jennifer Lawrence made me spit out my imaginary coffee
LMAO! Jennifer Lawrence's face is totally dopey!!! Mark is on point on that one! HAAHAHA!
This Top 5 Unbeatable
1. Emily Blunt
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Ana De Armas
4. Margot Robbie
5. Mila Kunis
I’m so happy you don’t censor the “Tards”. One of my favorite terms. COMEDY! 🤷🏻♀️🫶🏼
Right? They curse like sailors & say the most disgusting things about sex but beep faggot & regard?
Im 16 mins in and i’ve laughed out loud 6 times.
This is an episode.
Comedy !
When I say I'm gay to my parents, I just ment I like this podcast, can't wait for Thanksgiving dinner...
I agree with Mark so much on his ‘list’.
Jennifer love Hewitt ❤
Joe getting visibly hot and bothered at 21:30 is hilarious.
Mark - let me save you a lot of pain. Find one barber you like and only get your haircut by him. Done. 😅
He’d have to speak up or try making an appt. and be specific , if the place takes them
@@Betty-Boop809 ok? He’s not 6 years old lol
@@isthisPG HUH?!? He can’t even speak up and say “I want you to cut my hair”. People need to say exactly what they want , so they’re not surprised.
Yup, I just told someone the same with your dog. Stick with one groomer
Joe's crushes need some diversity 😂
Yea those red shoes are like stop signs for kooks
First ladies who got my Gears Oiled: Angelina Joelie, Christina Applegate and Lucille Ball
Joe should have said “Attack of the Clones changed my life!” Jk jk It was The Professional jkjk it’s Where the Heart Is
😂
Someone that loves Joe needs to talk to him about his red shoes. Ya gotta get the man some neutral colored kicks
And not being A creep.
Let me stick this theory in your ass. List is a big runner and some shoes are only one color. I’ve run into that,
Got the best fitting shoe but they’re fargin neon green.
That's why he gets targeted by the hobos
@@frowningJoker you’re probably right. Those red kicks stand out
The hobo saw the red and went at like a bull.
God I hate those things,
and when he puts them on the table, ugh, makes my blood boil.
makes me want to go to NYC and pay 'kooks' to harass him
Knew he was talking about the run real fast line instantly lol
Christina Hendricks has to be an all time piece.
Chuck : ive got a great story
Joe: patreon!
This ep is so funny it made Joe pee his pants a little.
would love to hear you guys talk about White lotus season 1 and season 2 is off to a great start imo
I know this pod episode has been out for a couple years, and this is third time watching, but I'd happily listen to these two products of gay fathers go back and forth for hours about attractive women in their minds.
Elizabeth Shue in The Saint is adorable and so beautiful.
Alice Eve.
Natalie Portman, yes.
Salma Hayek for SURE.
Linda Cardellini ever since Freaks n Geeks
I agree with most of your picks, but you gotta have Ana De Armas on that list for sure and Felicity Jones. Back in the day for sure Katie Holmes too.
Write-in answers: Rebecca Romijn and Famke Janssen
My Simp-Pick would be Linda Cartelini (from Grandmas Boy)
Kathrin Zeda Jones should be on every list
She's a tuna can 😂
is this the episode with the Peaches & Lettuce?
That's a good point, I never see any ad breaks on your pod, that's shite !!!! C'mon TH-cam sort it out. (5 mins later Mark farts into his mic 🤣)
Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie!
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Straight outta the Pasta Fields!
Joe is a goddamn maniac with some of these passes
Yes Joe, I'm still coasting on that 1200 dollars from 3 years ago. That's why no one will work. They got 1200 bucks and fully retired.
How unenthusiastic Mark is reading the adds is always killing me! 😂😂
Emmanuelle Chriqui, (entourage) , Bar Refaeli, Kate upton (sports illustrated)
No mention of Scarjo?