She does that in order to make herself feel better kinda the same mindset she has when she says “well I ate really bad but I drunk water so I should be ok”
I hate how she gets high and mighty about oil Amber you're 600 lb and use water I'm 130 lb and use oil Not using oil doesn't make you skinny not eating 5,000 calories a day does
No cuz you’re so right, fat/oil literally increases satiety and so does spice so when I was completely broke I lived on homemade coconut curries ;-; too poor for chicken but dammit i sure got enough to eat for like 10-12 bucks a week
@@katamine11 LMAOO sure thing!! Broke but bougie curry: a tablespoon (ish) of your favorite curry paste (thai preferred personally, but it has to be paste and not a sauce) - or a fourth of a 4-5 buck jar One can of coconut milk (2-3bucks) Either half of or a whole onion Two ish cloves of garlic Avocado oil or butter (1tsp ish) Any other veggies you want (i used frozen) One block of tofu (I preferred extra firm, and just cooked one portion or a fifth of it per meal) .75 c of rice (makes threeish cups) Cook aromatics first w/ any other seasoning you want, then add paste. When fragrant, add coconut milk-if it’s cold you can use the separated fat on top as oil instead of butter etc. let it cook down until it comes together into a cohesive sauce (10-20 min). Boil rice as you would normally and store separately in the fridge. Cut the tofu into the size you want it and either keep separate or cook in the curry sauce. It makes enough for one broke person to eat for about 5 days and is spicy/fatty enough to keep you satiated. You get between half and 3/4 c of rice every day, and that felt v indulgent to me (yay disorderly eating habits). If you want more bulk i recommend adding presoaked lentils (.25 c dry) or greek yogurt (.5 c) to the sauce. Buying the ingredients is the most expensive part: 16 oz dry rice is 8-10 bucks, but you use 3 oz per recipe. Onions are max 2 bucks each. 3 cloves of garlic is maybe 2 bucks. Tofu is $2.50? I think? For one block. Cheap, frozen veggies are 5-8 bucks for two lb, and you’d want maybe two or three cups in one batch. Lentils, if you’d like to add them, are $7 for 16 oz. Again, 1oz dry swells to 4 when soaked. Greek yogurt is 6$ on sale where i live for a quart, and from that you would use only 3 oz. If you already have rice in your pantry, you would only have to spend 10ish bucks on everything else, and you’d get 5-6 portions of food. And from there, you could make it for up to a month after spending a maximum of twenty five dollars for all ingredients in the correct proportions. All told, for a month, it would cost around 30 dollars in total if you made this each week. I have no problem eating the same shit every day for months if it keeps me fed and satisfied. Like i said, not a lot-just enough. When i ate this all the time, my closest grocery store was a whole foods. I got used to sales and store-generics real quick lmao. Lmk if this works for you, and thank you for asking! 🤣 I love all asian food so this was an absolute staple for me. It’s a very basic framework but you could totally stretch it in different directions. It also works with chicken, now I have chicken money, but if I’m low on funds tofu and/or lentils covers the difference easily. I prioritize protein in my diet, but if you have different inclinations go crazy.
Amber doesnt love food. She loves the act of eating, but it doesnt matter what the food is. If she really loved food, she would spend some of her endless time at home all day looking up recipes and techniques to actually learn how to cook. You don't get any aromas or maillard, no complexity, no roasting flavors or caramelization or anything cooking with water. If she loved food, she would know that.
@@longtimetnbcfan I don't think she's actually all that picky. She just says that to justify her awful cooking techniques because "I just like it this way" sounds better in her mind than "I don't want to learn any new cooking techniques". She's just lazy and wants to stick to boiling everything on the highest heat so she can sit down and eat sooner.
I agree. But even if they're bad at cooking, someone who loves food would try new foods at local restaurants, eat food from different cultures, help their family cook, etc...... Amberlynn orders McDonalds chronically. The fast food she eats can hardly even be considered "food".
“i didn’t add any salt” followed up by “alls i added was garlic powder and garlic salt” followed up by “which is like sodium free or whatever” 😂😂 you go girl!! be incorrect!!
God i always forget how BIG she was in this era. I know everyone says this but she HAD to be 600+ pounds. With Tommy Slommy in the mix now, she might go back to that era. Literally tragic.
Amber with these "drop in the ocean" statements where she talks about "I don't even use oil!" etc. Girl, a savings of a hundred cals or so in oil is pointless if you're going to eat THOUSANDS of cals over what you need throughout the rest of the day.
😂😂😂😂😂 How to gain 200lbs plus in just a few months... Eat these healthy snacks between a cheesecake factory 20k calorie diet everyday and you too can become a horrible needy delusional 600lb adult baby....free webinair out now get ample with amber...SMH
''Well if you're going in for seconds!'' and ''As he goes in for a third bite'' has to be the FATTEST thing I ever heard (coming from someone that has meat on her bones)
Her slop recipes are so disgusting. I love how she doesnt even know how to describe them (chili, soup, WHATEVER) but they are all foul. Then she has the balls to ask "doesnt that look good?" NO AMBER IT LOOKS LIKE 1900s ORPHANAGE FOOD
33:16 her talking about grocery store produce sold individually and how it creeps her out. Gorl, you didn't shower for an entire year. Stop acting like you're such a germaphobe.
Omg the individually shrink-wrapped potatoes? Why?!?!?! Just get a normal bag of potatoes and put it in the microwave, why the hell do they even sell that? They probably charge like $2 each for them too and call them “microwave ready” 🤨
“she won’t be eatin on this!” I hate it when Hamber says “eating ON” something, rather than just eating it. Not sure why but it just discourse me lol. And the part where she’s cutting up her cling wrapped, microwaved potato she throws shade at Beck saying she doesn’t like her food because it’s “healthy”… No Hamber, your food is absolute slop, and even if it was healthy you eat gorge yourself on slop to the point where any healthiness is undone
yes. the phrase eating on really shows to me that she is a food addict. it feels like an almost sexual phrase, like she receives so much ecstasy from eating something... idk
So…I’m no skinny minnie, two hundred pounds on five feet tall but honestly, I was just washing dishes and not watching the video. I seriously stopped when she was stomping around, I thought Godzilla was on screen! Holy cow! @-@
Turkey and chicken meat don’t have a high amount of fat so it would need a bit of good oil and adds flavor. Ground beef especially 80\20 mix will have its own oils.
the salmon thing was such a hard watch… the pam spray wasn’t needed because it won’t stick due to the skin. also, the skin is edible as long as there’s no scales. it’s good for you, even. lots of vitamins and fish oil which she definitely needs. 😭😭
🌶️Red Hot Chili Peppers sang the wrong song: 🎤Can't stop, Addicted to the chic-ken My car But I no longer fit in Choose not A diet of limitation Run-ning late for Cheesecake reservation! 🎶The food I love Fake tears I drop Eat myself to grave Can't Stop Ever wonder if it's All for views 🎸
This is really tragic but it motivates me to get out of my bad habits and cycles because she’s been stuck in the same situation for decades. She has to be so mentally tortured from her physical state and life. I’m not saying it’s not her fault, but I still pity her.
20:28 that is the blandest food ive ever seen. Just use some butter and sauté the shrimp and green beans. The easiest thing you can do. And with SEASONING
I wouldn't want to eat anything prepared by someone who 1) doesn't shower, 2) has long hair she doesn't cover, 3) hates to cook, and 4) thinks everything tastes good.
She'll eat 10,000 calories a day but won't use cooking oils. She makes no damn sense
She does that in order to make herself feel better kinda the same mindset she has when she says “well I ate really bad but I drunk water so I should be ok”
It's some serious eating disorder logic I guess
💯 Perfect comment. I was thinking the exact same thing.
Exactly. Adding a little bit of oil to your dinner won't harm you lol
Right?! If your gonna eat 10,000 cals might as well use some butter 😂
“HEALTHY!” The 600 pound woman shouts as she sits in a chair while cooking
And proceeds to eat right next to the stove
Yeah but there's no cooking oil so it must be... Right... 😂😂😂
The irony
The audacity 😂.
@sarahmeakin1391😂😂😂😂
I'm convinced Cheflynn loaded that soup with onion because she didn't want to share with Beck.
That’s 100% what she did
Minced too, coz if the pieces are big enough Beck would easily take 'em out 😭
The fact that she cranks up that stove to Mt. Doom levels of heat kills me. Soup so hot it could destroy the One Ring.
not even gollum would jump in there to save it😭
Mt. Doom 😂😂😂
im fvckin dead😭😂
“Yeah… Healthy.” Beck stronger than me I would’ve fought her 💀
delululynn thinking the slop she makes is healthy
The audacity is wild
Especially when she says it 😂
9:14 the healthy bloated hamster queen.
It’s so ironic she says it when she is sitting in a chair in the kitchen unwrapping a potato😭
@@TheMediterraneanStar bloated hamster😭
I hate how she gets high and mighty about oil
Amber you're 600 lb and use water
I'm 130 lb and use oil
Not using oil doesn't make you skinny not eating 5,000 calories a day does
Exactly! All my food is homemade and oil is usually a must. I'm 110 pounds, like gorl oil isnt the problem it's your portions
No cuz you’re so right, fat/oil literally increases satiety and so does spice so when I was completely broke I lived on homemade coconut curries ;-; too poor for chicken but dammit i sure got enough to eat for like 10-12 bucks a week
@@flowersbloom4262damn 10-12 bucks for the WEEK? Can you share the recipe? I’d love to try it!
i’ve never wanted to repost a comment so much in my life
@@katamine11 LMAOO sure thing!!
Broke but bougie curry:
a tablespoon (ish) of your favorite curry paste (thai preferred personally, but it has to be paste and not a sauce) - or a fourth of a 4-5 buck jar
One can of coconut milk (2-3bucks)
Either half of or a whole onion
Two ish cloves of garlic
Avocado oil or butter (1tsp ish)
Any other veggies you want (i used frozen)
One block of tofu (I preferred extra firm, and just cooked one portion or a fifth of it per meal)
.75 c of rice (makes threeish cups)
Cook aromatics first w/ any other seasoning you want, then add paste. When fragrant, add coconut milk-if it’s cold you can use the separated fat on top as oil instead of butter etc. let it cook down until it comes together into a cohesive sauce (10-20 min).
Boil rice as you would normally and store separately in the fridge. Cut the tofu into the size you want it and either keep separate or cook in the curry sauce. It makes enough for one broke person to eat for about 5 days and is spicy/fatty enough to keep you satiated. You get between half and 3/4 c of rice every day, and that felt v indulgent to me (yay disorderly eating habits). If you want more bulk i recommend adding presoaked lentils (.25 c dry) or greek yogurt (.5 c) to the sauce.
Buying the ingredients is the most expensive part:
16 oz dry rice is 8-10 bucks, but you use 3 oz per recipe.
Onions are max 2 bucks each.
3 cloves of garlic is maybe 2 bucks.
Tofu is $2.50? I think? For one block.
Cheap, frozen veggies are 5-8 bucks for two lb, and you’d want maybe two or three cups in one batch.
Lentils, if you’d like to add them, are $7 for 16 oz. Again, 1oz dry swells to 4 when soaked.
Greek yogurt is 6$ on sale where i live for a quart, and from that you would use only 3 oz. If you already have rice in your pantry, you would only have to spend 10ish bucks on everything else, and you’d get 5-6 portions of food. And from there, you could make it for up to a month after spending a maximum of twenty five dollars for all ingredients in the correct proportions. All told, for a month, it would cost around 30 dollars in total if you made this each week. I have no problem eating the same shit every day for months if it keeps me fed and satisfied.
Like i said, not a lot-just enough. When i ate this all the time, my closest grocery store was a whole foods. I got used to sales and store-generics real quick lmao.
Lmk if this works for you, and thank you for asking! 🤣 I love all asian food so this was an absolute staple for me. It’s a very basic framework but you could totally stretch it in different directions. It also works with chicken, now I have chicken money, but if I’m low on funds tofu and/or lentils covers the difference easily. I prioritize protein in my diet, but if you have different inclinations go crazy.
You can’t tell me she wasn’t over 600lbs here.
Oh for sure
650 easily
Amber doesnt love food. She loves the act of eating, but it doesnt matter what the food is. If she really loved food, she would spend some of her endless time at home all day looking up recipes and techniques to actually learn how to cook. You don't get any aromas or maillard, no complexity, no roasting flavors or caramelization or anything cooking with water. If she loved food, she would know that.
but i thought she was a picky eater? ROFL
@@longtimetnbcfan I don't think she's actually all that picky. She just says that to justify her awful cooking techniques because "I just like it this way" sounds better in her mind than "I don't want to learn any new cooking techniques". She's just lazy and wants to stick to boiling everything on the highest heat so she can sit down and eat sooner.
Yes! Thank you! There's no shortage of cooking videos, no excuses ...
I agree. But even if they're bad at cooking, someone who loves food would try new foods at local restaurants, eat food from different cultures, help their family cook, etc...... Amberlynn orders McDonalds chronically. The fast food she eats can hardly even be considered "food".
“I like a lot of pepper cause I love spice” whitest thing ever said 😭
Hell I’m white and even that was too white for me 😭💀
I roll my eyes every time she claims to love spice. 😂 Then puts like 2 drops of hot sauce on something. Like gorl, what?
Some of you think eating spicy food is a personality trait.
@@MaialeenSecond whitest thing ever said
@@Maialeenthis is so white people lol, my ugly asian mouth will never :)
27:18 “I didn’t even add butter” flashback to when she sprayed PAM onto the Salmon 😭
"Did she spray pam... ON the food!?" iykyk lmao
And then was baffled as to why it tasted buttery
Salmon is naturally buttery
@@soraskingdom2388 came to comment this. Good to see an oldie but goodie
Awh memories ❤😂
“i didn’t add any salt” followed up by “alls i added was garlic powder and garlic salt” followed up by “which is like sodium free or whatever” 😂😂 you go girl!! be incorrect!!
Gorlic salt with no sodium!
Tommy’s going to love her cooking 👁️👄👁️
Had she laster more than a week 😂
😂😂😂 You think it was the chilli soup type situation that broke the deal? 😂😂😂😂
This aged like milk
@@sarahmeakin1391😂😂😂😂
@@Essie-Cakes 😂😂😂😂😂
That salmon died for our sins.
Girl shut up
God i always forget how BIG she was in this era. I know everyone says this but she HAD to be 600+ pounds. With Tommy Slommy in the mix now, she might go back to that era. Literally tragic.
She didn't want to touch the salmon but will scratch off her cellulitis wounds
OMG 🤢
ew true while her rolls probably host entire ecosystems
Amber with these "drop in the ocean" statements where she talks about "I don't even use oil!" etc. Girl, a savings of a hundred cals or so in oil is pointless if you're going to eat THOUSANDS of cals over what you need throughout the rest of the day.
It also results in her pan-boiling all of her food which is just nasty 😂
love her making tutorials like people are gonna try her garlic powder water chili
😂😂😂😂😂 How to gain 200lbs plus in just a few months... Eat these healthy snacks between a cheesecake factory 20k calorie diet everyday and you too can become a horrible needy delusional 600lb adult baby....free webinair out now get ample with amber...SMH
😂😂
The smacking sounds but then also the lack of chewing between bites drives me crazy
I genuinely hate how this comment made me notice that, why couldn't you let me live in blissful ignorance
Hoover Lynn
The Sitting Down To Cook era was wild. The My 600lb Lifers do this. I bet that's where she got the idea from.
Our dainty gorl just loves her garlic salt, garlic powder and her most precious is ✨pepper✨
don't forget taco seasoning and tapatillo so quirky
She likes it spicy *adds pepper before cooking instead of after 😂
@@Themitten her tongue has probably lost all taste buds 🤦♀️🥲 lol most of the time her ‘meals’ look like drain water / sewage 🫣🤢🤣
@@declanism 😂😂 she thinks their so ✨spicy✨ because she likes ‘ spice’
She's our beautiful dainty fupa queen 🥰
"Add the ground meat", sounds gross, but "The salsa is just floating around in there", doesn't? Kay.
amber making her sink drain soups is like watching a witch mix potions in a witch's couldron
''Well if you're going in for seconds!'' and ''As he goes in for a third bite'' has to be the FATTEST thing I ever heard (coming from someone that has meat on her bones)
Her slop recipes are so disgusting. I love how she doesnt even know how to describe them (chili, soup, WHATEVER) but they are all foul. Then she has the balls to ask "doesnt that look good?" NO AMBER IT LOOKS LIKE 1900s ORPHANAGE FOOD
Ong it looks like pig slop or vomit 😭
Fact!!!!!!
Her taste test always in big bowls😂 my taste test is just one mini spoon to see if the taste is alright.😂
the food aggression when eric was tasting her food was wiiiild
Every time she says “trust me” I indeed DO NOT
Amberlynn (HONGRY) Reid
i thought this said horny☠️
Adding black pepper… because i like it spicy” GIRL THATS BLACK PEPPER ??? NOT CAROLINA REAPERS?
😂😂😂😂😂 Exactly boo boo
pepper is only "spicy" to me when i put way too much on my eggs, and even then its mild
21:16 how does garlic SALT not contain sodium.... lmfao gorl
she likes spice bc her taste buds are GONE from all the salt she consumes. she can feel the spice.
just me or does she cut vegetables really close to her fingers i get so much anxiety shes gonna chop the end off n put it in with her onion 😭
Well with her sausage fingers I imagine it may be hard to do things but idk 🤷♀️ 😅
I love soup but the way she says “broth” makes it sound so unappetizing.
Her brother is water 🤢
Girl fights with every ingredient in the kitchen and throws it in a bowl and calls it soup
33:16 her talking about grocery store produce sold individually and how it creeps her out. Gorl, you didn't shower for an entire year. Stop acting like you're such a germaphobe.
Ewww the way she put salsa in the soup
15:40 hear that y’all, “spinnage gets smol. You don’t have to do nuthin’. It welts down”😂😂🥴
adding onion when there’s already water in there and it’s not going to cook is driving me crazy!!!!
That bowl of dog food looks absolutely disgusting.
Prepackaged things get touched too and if she isn’t washing them her hands are spreading it all over anyway 😂
I knew about the Pam on the salmon… but I had never seen the Pam and water on the shrimp before 😭😭 what the FUCK.
I don’t know why, but “and the salsa floatin’ in there” made me want to heave ! 😂
Thinking of hot salsa, like temp wise, is gross.
Disgusting
I actually gagged at 4:55.
Omg the individually shrink-wrapped potatoes? Why?!?!?! Just get a normal bag of potatoes and put it in the microwave, why the hell do they even sell that? They probably charge like $2 each for them too and call them “microwave ready” 🤨
You’re being really hard on her. You clearly don’t realise how overwhelmingly difficult it is to microwave a potato!
“she won’t be eatin on this!” I hate it when Hamber says “eating ON” something, rather than just eating it. Not sure why but it just discourse me lol.
And the part where she’s cutting up her cling wrapped, microwaved potato she throws shade at Beck saying she doesn’t like her food because it’s “healthy”… No Hamber, your food is absolute slop, and even if it was healthy you eat gorge yourself on slop to the point where any healthiness is undone
yes. the phrase eating on really shows to me that she is a food addict. it feels like an almost sexual phrase, like she receives so much ecstasy from eating something... idk
It annoys me when she says "ate" or "aten" (which isn't even a word) instead of "eaten".
@@AngryLittleSpongeI haven’t ate anything today, this will be my first meal I eat on 😂
@@richiesmom12 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
Idk that meal looked okay (except the dry ass potato) but most are slip 😂😂
using half a jar of salsa on a baked potato, chicken and veggies is crazy
Right 😅 like my brain can't compute how any of that goes well together. It looked so gross to me 🙃
So…I’m no skinny minnie, two hundred pounds on five feet tall but honestly, I was just washing dishes and not watching the video. I seriously stopped when she was stomping around, I thought Godzilla was on screen! Holy cow! @-@
i’m not hispanic or anything of that nature but when i seen her rise the beans my mouth could not close , i was so shocked 😭😭😭
The ground meat didn't need water it produces its own oil so it didn't really need water😂
Turkey and chicken meat don’t have a high amount of fat so it would need a bit of good oil and adds flavor. Ground beef especially 80\20 mix will have its own oils.
11:25 "I like pepper because I like spice" girl what....? 🤨
the salmon thing was such a hard watch… the pam spray wasn’t needed because it won’t stick due to the skin. also, the skin is edible as long as there’s no scales. it’s good for you, even. lots of vitamins and fish oil which she definitely needs. 😭😭
it’s like she doesn’t understand healthy fats versus saturated fats
Healthy! Says the 600 lb lady as a weird flex
she doesnt think she needed the whole piece of salmon but she ate it anyway
Her heavy breathing makes me anxious
"So if you hear food sizza-Lynn...." It won't be sizzaleeen for long in water gorl 😂😂
That meat in a bowl looked like dogfood!!
Even my dogs would be asking why it was cooked with water
She does know she could just follow a recipe right? Right?
I'm sorry but the aggressive PLOP of the meat in the opening seconds made me HOWL laughing 😂😂😂
She was sitting down while cooking and was out of breath. 😂
Who cuts a baked potato like that 😂😂
I want a livestream of these so we can all have a live chat lolololol
The sound of her eating makes me rage.
The slops that she makes, leads me to be relieved that Beck has made their way out of that poison center.
46:22 she added a WHOLE JAR of pesto…. 😭
🌶️Red Hot Chili Peppers sang the wrong song:
🎤Can't stop,
Addicted to the chic-ken
My car
But I no longer fit in
Choose not
A diet of limitation
Run-ning late
for Cheesecake reservation!
🎶The food I love
Fake tears I drop
Eat myself to grave
Can't Stop
Ever wonder if it's
All for views 🎸
🤘
You. Are. Amazing. 😅
this is art
That was awesome 😂
hellll yeah 🤘
This is really tragic but it motivates me to get out of my bad habits and cycles because she’s been stuck in the same situation for decades. She has to be so mentally tortured from her physical state and life. I’m not saying it’s not her fault, but I still pity her.
31:43 had to pause the video and go find my pearls so i could clutch them
My stomach just exploded looking at that 😅
Her soups look so nasty 😭😭😭😭 like I’m disgusted
What, you don’t like “salsa floating around” in your soup?
She's so out if breath when she eats, it's horrible
I don't think she understands what portion size is... She'll make something that's enough for a family of 4 and eat like she's on a diet
The way she talks to Becky is so disrespectful most of the time. She just cuts her off mid-talk just to say “here’s baked potato”. Girl, we can see
everytime she opens her mouth, I'm reminded of my ex wife
Did she eat your ex-wife?
@@ugiswrong😂😂
@@ugiswrongprobably lmao 😝
Bless your heart.
my aunt is obese but she's obese because her food is literally amazing... whats this bruh
AND THIS IS AN HOURRRR
5:27 those steps are so HEAVY dude 💀🙏
8:19 the laugh and how she ignores Becky …..😮
NOT HER WADDLING TO GET THE EGGS😹
the heavy breathing is crazy
michelynn star winning chef right here ❤️
Idk why I thought this said Michelin man 😭
i wouldnt even feed her gruel to the homeless
Her 500 lbs is just water weight
I once saw her ingredients. There was not a single fresh thing in there. Everything was frozen and precut, prepeeled and all.
she don't like recipes because she can never follow through with basic things😐
It really shows that she doesn't like cooking... ,🤮
Who tf is taking advice on how to count macros from her?
Tysm for this, her terrible salt filled cooking helped my anxiety 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The first part looked like she was eating a huge bowl of dog food.
Who the hell requested cooking vids 😂😂
She put chicken on top of a potato on top of bland steamed veggies then added a PILE of salsa on it wtf
26:17 the next 7 seconds piss the living shit out of me.
5 MINUTES AGO YEAH. I get a first row screening.
Yum, dishwater ground meat
The thumbnail is simply delectable. ✨
Please do a cooking compilation per era/year!
SAME
These are all just snacks for Amber... The other 20k calories come from cheesecake factory... Smh
20:28 that is the blandest food ive ever seen. Just use some butter and sauté the shrimp and green beans. The easiest thing you can do. And with SEASONING
40:20 when she bends over at like a 90° angle and her stomach drops below her knees... 👀
Cooking is exhausting even tho she sitting down 🤣
Oh, you add pepper to make things smell good 🙄😂😂
I wouldn't want to eat anything prepared by someone who 1) doesn't shower, 2) has long hair she doesn't cover, 3) hates to cook, and 4) thinks everything tastes good.
this gurl was really rationing CORN 😭