Dragons Den and Kitchen Nightmares. Yes! Best binge watch when you’ve had enough of using brain power but you’re not the kind of person to watch love island.
Layline sheet! That was so bizarre and bonkers! I never thought that I’d see this on TV! Is this for real?! Well done for James Caan handling the matter with respect!
The second bloke was the perfect example of someone from the RAF, they can work out the square root of anything but ask them to tie their own laces and they fail.
No-one even addressed colourblindness in relation to Derek’s flashing lights, that some people rely on seeing the position of the lights to identify them.
I feel like Spey Bay, if the business had been a little more established and the pitch was more credibly presented it might've gotten a bit more interest from the dragons. That being said, a 4% rise in sales over 1 year isn't a totally substantial guarantee that there's a growing trend.
The screen around the light might not be a bad idea, but how to make it visible for only thee right angles is going to be troublesome. Many Lights have shade that try to do this but not perfectly for especially large round abouts
The ex-RAF man actually looked quite sane in between Derek and the sheet couple. The sheet couple went the wrong way. Just come up with a giant duvet so there is no more fighting for territory. Christ, I I've wasted my life. Should have been an entrepreneur!🙄
Ironically, Mussel Man could've been the most damaging - jumping into an ecosystem without the slightest idea of what he was doing and the effects it could have.
The Layline entrepreneurs never produced the sheets, they went on to use their patent to sue evryone who drew a line through the centre of anything, I had to pay to cut a birthday cake down the middle ! The are now worth Billions.
Imagine showing up in front of a group of Millionaire Business professionals, presenting your business idea using a drawing that looks like it was made by a 5 year old with crayons, while expecting an investment!!!!! Some people are so clueless!
There's a lot of missing context though. Deborah was right - you can't just call something "sustainable" without credentials to back it up. And listen closely to what the guy was actually saying - he's never been in the fishing business before, in any context. He simply thought it was worth a shot, volunteered at a mussel fishing company for a month, and decided he was going to be a millionaire out of it.
i feel kinda bad for him. you could tell how trampled he felt. not that his idea is any good, but he believed in it, and seeing the look on his face broke my heart
I just love it. “This huge red sign that glows in light isn’t working so let’s put a little light on it and then you might see it” icon. A no entry sign on the other side of the road. I can’t. Man’s spent £24,000 on rave lights. What’ve you got patent for? Because it’s a good idea. Amazing.
Duncan: "I'll listen to you Derek" Hahahahaha - whilst Duncan has a lot of top bloke moments on this show, I also think he did this just to drag the other dragons through listening to more of Derek try to waffle on about his idea.
I imagine them warily circling each other, Rory armed with his Weighted net and seaweed trident, Patrick with his mussel spear and whelk fork, contesting territory like two mighty nautical gods of old.
The mussel guy was really unprofessional about everything. He didn't even research the population of mussels out there and what the sustainability level would be... and that drawing lol looked like a connect the dot dragon 🤣
I would have been out with just one look at that diagram b4 he even said anything. Which sounds rude but I mean your asking people for large sums of money here like come on dude lol
@@peterolausson4065you do realise that he was gonna farm wild mussels… you cant reproduce fish the same way you do farm animals, you always catch them wild. Thats why sustainability is key and why overfishing exists……..😂
There are actually couples who sleep better and have better relationships when they sleep in separate beds. I feel like that’s a better solution to the “problem” the Layline is supposedly addressing. Snoring, blanket hogging and people who roll around too much in their sleep are the kinds of issues that cause problems when sharing a bed, and none of those are solved by a little stitched line that someone needs to actively feel around for. It’s a joke gift for a very specific “lol I can’t stand my spouse” market but I have no idea how two people thought it was a product that would carry any business, let alone an investable one.
If you can’t move over a bit in bed without arguing just call it quits honestly. If your relationship can’t handle a cuddle in bed just give up and move on honestly. The things people find to argue over is insane.
We are part of that group and I couldn't agree more. Together time and sleep time are just two different times for us and it works fine. We only sleep together for the full night every so often and kept two double beds.
@@intrepidtomato That’s awesome, there’s no reason a relationship that works in every other way needs to be jeopardised by sleep deprivation caused by trying to co-sleep when that’s just not your style.
He kept pushing this for a long time. Tried crowdfunding before giving up. Started a new company then with traffic safety in mind. Still not going anywhere
More of these! Let’s be honest, this is what we’re all here for! Love to see people succeed but this is reality tv trying to mask behind real business. More failures= More views
Absolutely mental I like nothing more than waking up with my girlfriend like draped over me. Why you would want a dividing line. Imagine introducing that idea. Darling I’ve bought a bedsheet to keep us apart seems like a micro aggression
Seriously. All you need to do is think about the learning curve something like that would require. Everyone that drives would need to be tested again using those signals lmao
@@AgamemnonVsSocratesAandSHe wasn't trying to reeducate people, the signs would still be the same, his signsls would just improve their visibility. Still a ridiculous idea of course.
"Turn away and you will see this in your peripheral vision, go to sleep and you will see this in your nightmares, the lights creeping slowly towards you"
Some dorks actually spent money & time thinking a lining in a duvet would be a good idea then even thought it better to turn up and ask for investment on national TV? Ha ha haaaaa
Spay bay mussels would likely be very lucrative, but the poor man's pitch with a crayon drawing was just completely laughable. It was also disappointing that he hadn't brought any environmental feasibility studies or research to back him up that it is sustainable.
That's all he needed. You don't need to be a world class artist to make a pitch (though a satellite image is easy enough to get a hold of), but whether his business is going to be gone in 5 years because he fished all the mussels would be nice to know.
Single beds is the answer. More healthy too and you can toss and turn endlessly without worry. If you need a bit of “how’s your father” share the single for your shenanigans! I love sleeping singly!
@@janeclarkson8471 I couldn’t do single beds. I like having my partner there but I also like to at least have a three quarter even on my own. I don’t think my 6ft fiancé would appreciate a single bed either. But at least we all know we don’t need a sheet divider 🤣
The traffic light guy went on after the show specifically posting on traffic engineering forums at an attempt to convince the experts on those sites but they were having none of it.
You guys laugh all you want, but this guy went on to win a Nobel Prize for sequential LED light engineering. He is now a billionaire and owns 17 Rolls Royces.
1st guys great great great grandson "space vehicles can have traffic coming from all directions, but humans have a limited field of view... so we fit, a flow signal!".
Theo always has that “why should I spend my children’s inheritance” line.
i wish, just once, someone would answer him with "so they can make something of themselves instead of being spoiled brats"
You know you’ve watched too many of these when you immediately knew the thumbnail of Deborah laughing was from the flow signals 😂
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The laws would have to be changed after you get the government on side!
Must be money making journey 🤣 watch podcast with Marco pier white Trust me !
LOL! Yep! I just can't help but feel sorry for that poor guy. He was just so polite and NAIVE!
But it isn't, it's from the mussels pitch.
Funnily enough, they're the sort of pitches I keep enjoying coming back to. 😄
Exactly. These pitches are the most entertaining!
The producers know what they're doing.
The fails are always more fun to watch
I think I’m slowly becoming part of the Dragons Den community. Anyone else happen to binge watch Kitchen Nightmares? 😆
Literally what DD clips has replaced for me lol
I used to binge KN. Now I'm all about the DD 😆
Dragons Den and Kitchen Nightmares. Yes! Best binge watch when you’ve had enough of using brain power but you’re not the kind of person to watch love island.
@@hollyro4665 Well said! 😂
absolutely!
Layline sheet! That was so bizarre and bonkers! I never thought that I’d see this on TV! Is this for real?! Well done for James Caan handling the matter with respect!
Could sell a few during lockdowns I would imagine? 😉
Should I ever decide to divorce my husband, I would gladly give him the layline sheet to subtly hint it to him
The second bloke was the perfect example of someone from the RAF, they can work out the square root of anything but ask them to tie their own laces and they fail.
He needs a flow signal to know they're out.
Flow signals down the stairs turn on when they're all out.
aah poor Derek. lol atleast Duncan listened to him a little bit 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine you're trying to give a serious pitch but the dragons keep laughing.
I wish we could see what the Dragons actually write in those notebooks especially for the wacky inventions.
I seem to remember they're writing down points of question during the pitch, to ask when the pitch is done.
"The prize is yours" had me squealing 😂😂😂😂
"I'll listen to you, Derek"
God, I miss Duncan 😅
20:40 "Who wants to get into bed with us?" (awkward smile)(crickets) hahaha
James is always giving great advice even if he doesn’t like the product and not very rude
James Khan always respectful. Love it.
No-one even addressed colourblindness in relation to Derek’s flashing lights, that some people rely on seeing the position of the lights to identify them.
I feel like Spey Bay, if the business had been a little more established and the pitch was more credibly presented it might've gotten a bit more interest from the dragons. That being said, a 4% rise in sales over 1 year isn't a totally substantial guarantee that there's a growing trend.
Agreed, especially with food since everything has gone up
When I feel depressed and my innovation going very badly I see Derek and his flow signal by the mussel man's warehouse on Spey Bay.
Their reactions at 7:29 are pure gold
The best dragons team ever had one of the most deluded invetor. A flow light on a pole . Good idea
13:50 - Debra's eye twitch lol.
She blinked?
Flow signals guy is comedy gold. Absolutely ridiculous product what planet is he on? 😂
Duncan saying he'd listen to him ahahaahahahaaha
I didnt realize the Monopoly man was broke. Probably why he's trying to sell mussels. I guess he has to afford new glasses somehow.
James is only there for the free lunch..
He has a soft voice it helps me sleep🤗💤💤💤
8:45 Ben Kingsley's silly cousin.
The "Flow Lights" on a government sign? I'm fairly sure someone might wanna check on that lol
The screen around the light might not be a bad idea, but how to make it visible for only thee right angles is going to be troublesome. Many Lights have shade that try to do this but not perfectly for especially large round abouts
Ah.. noice! I should start making lunch now, then ♥️
3rd Pitch: To help couples that argue over whose space is whose in their bed, we fit a flow signal...
Ah, of course the flow-signals guy is first up! Lololololololol
Funniest one is that his last point about parking spots so dead on true that every parking place has those now (in shopping centers)
Yeah that was the only applicable idea there. Even then, I don’t think he’d make a business out of it.
The ex-RAF man actually looked quite sane in between Derek and the sheet couple. The sheet couple went the wrong way. Just come up with a giant duvet so there is no more fighting for territory. Christ, I I've wasted my life. Should have been an entrepreneur!🙄
Love this comment lol
Ironically, Mussel Man could've been the most damaging - jumping into an ecosystem without the slightest idea of what he was doing and the effects it could have.
The Layline entrepreneurs never produced the sheets, they went on to use their patent to sue evryone who drew a line through the centre of anything, I had to pay to cut a birthday cake down the middle ! The are now worth Billions.
the sheet couple should have asked Derek to add a flow signal to the line
Imagine showing up in front of a group of Millionaire Business professionals, presenting your business idea using a drawing that looks like it was made by a 5 year old with crayons, while expecting an investment!!!!! Some people are so clueless!
No. 3 is a nice gag idea😂
That first poor fool with the traffic lights, he was so soft spoken and naive, I just couldn;t help but feel sorry for him!
I feel so bad for the flow signal guy
The mussel guy made a huge mistake. Everyone knows that the big money is in seaweed hunting!
This is incredible
I didn’t think the mussel idea was that bad?
It wasn't bad at all, I thought it made sense. The guy seemed sweet & geniune too. I hope he did end up proving them wrong.
If it would work, he'd make a fortune, if it wouldn't he'd lose his shirt. The idea wasn't bad but he came to the den with no proof it would work.
There's a lot of missing context though. Deborah was right - you can't just call something "sustainable" without credentials to back it up. And listen closely to what the guy was actually saying - he's never been in the fishing business before, in any context. He simply thought it was worth a shot, volunteered at a mussel fishing company for a month, and decided he was going to be a millionaire out of it.
The first pitch wasn’t bad , made sense . Perhaps had potential. But the last one was one of those silly pranks impractical jokers would do haha
I feel so sorry for this traffic signal disruptor guy.
The second guy I thought I was watching the weather forecast on bbc
Mussel business is huge in New Zealand
the muscle guy was before his time
Yes
poor derek 🤣🤣
This is a solution to a problem that does not exist.
Flow signals is so close to a parody except fairly heartbreaking.
I’d say the 3rd 1 is the worst invention
How many mussels have you caught? None!
“The lady that runs the signs and signals doesn’t like the idea” 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 3:59
She ruined everything 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂this killed me.
Comedy gold 😢😢.
I think he missed a signal, because that might be a bad sign.....
He didn't see the flashing lights @@scotthewitt258
The first guy is a legend in dragons den’s history
i feel kinda bad for him. you could tell how trampled he felt. not that his idea is any good, but he believed in it, and seeing the look on his face broke my heart
He’s like a twin brother of the single egg cooker
I just love it. “This huge red sign that glows in light isn’t working so let’s put a little light on it and then you might see it” icon.
A no entry sign on the other side of the road. I can’t.
Man’s spent £24,000 on rave lights.
What’ve you got patent for? Because it’s a good idea.
Amazing.
@@kreatesse even if the product was good, it would cost way too much and take way too long to just change the current traffic signals.
Def a legend - & for all the wrong reasons !!
Duncan: "I'll listen to you Derek"
Hahahahaha - whilst Duncan has a lot of top bloke moments on this show, I also think he did this just to drag the other dragons through listening to more of Derek try to waffle on about his idea.
Duncan is the real supervillain that we need, but don't deserve.
He was being extra polite for a moment but then switched to being even ruder than the other dragons with his "worst ever invention" comment.
I wonder if Mussel Man ever runs into Rory hunting his seaweed.
😂
He’s a humble seaweed harvester
😅
I imagine them warily circling each other, Rory armed with his Weighted net and seaweed trident, Patrick with his mussel spear and whelk fork, contesting territory like two mighty nautical gods of old.
Perhaps if the areas where they both operate were fitted with plenty of flow signals mimicking the traffic, they could at last find each other 🙂
They shouldn't have been so mean to the flow signals guy. This is how you make a supervillain.
Flow Signal needs to be a villain in a megamind sequel please!
It's for his own good, he's deluded in his thinking people can't understand or see big red signs on the road that people have to be tested on to drive
His argument is only valid for people with poor vision probably like him being old has problems focusing and remembering the signs
It might be helpful for the elderly or in a fog situation.
'Flow Signal' - master of chaos and diverting traffic the wrong way!
The mussel guy was really unprofessional about everything. He didn't even research the population of mussels out there and what the sustainability level would be... and that drawing lol looked like a connect the dot dragon 🤣
I would have been out with just one look at that diagram b4 he even said anything. Which sounds rude but I mean your asking people for large sums of money here like come on dude lol
It was like watching a weird weather forecast.
It scares me that his job was to literally read maps...
The sustainability question made no sense. He was talking about a farm, not fishing wild mussels.
@@peterolausson4065you do realise that he was gonna farm wild mussels… you cant reproduce fish the same way you do farm animals, you always catch them wild. Thats why sustainability is key and why overfishing exists……..😂
"I'll listen to you, Derek."
- Duncan, continuing to be a paragon of understanding and acceptance
Bro literally came to find a comment regarding this, all the dragons are nice deep down but duncan really is the best of the bunch.
Duncan:...I don't want to be impolite.
Duncan, 1 min later: you win the prize for the worst product ever.
😄😄😄
If I had a pound for every time Theo P mentioned 'my children's inheritance,' I would be a rich woman.
I calculated it. It's 134 times. You must be broke asf.
Your children's inheritance 😂😂
I hope they all become artists and singers in Shoreditch.
@@bogboy90210 Maybe they take up mussels farming in Spay Bay :p
Probably have more money than his children are getting!
“Duncan, will you listen to me for five minutes??”
👁👄👁
_”I’ll listen to yer Derek.”_
😭💀💀
That was soul destroying 😈
More like five seconds 😂
"My advice would be, take some advice" - James Caan
Theo the Fetus and Peter Jones play spooning, laying in bed, giggling and looking at one other asking "can you feel that?" sent me over the top!!! 😂😂
Pizza Jones*
They were doing the do
There are actually couples who sleep better and have better relationships when they sleep in separate beds. I feel like that’s a better solution to the “problem” the Layline is supposedly addressing. Snoring, blanket hogging and people who roll around too much in their sleep are the kinds of issues that cause problems when sharing a bed, and none of those are solved by a little stitched line that someone needs to actively feel around for.
It’s a joke gift for a very specific “lol I can’t stand my spouse” market but I have no idea how two people thought it was a product that would carry any business, let alone an investable one.
If you can’t move over a bit in bed without arguing just call it quits honestly. If your relationship can’t handle a cuddle in bed just give up and move on honestly. The things people find to argue over is insane.
@@hollyro4665 how about disagreements in TH-cam comments section? 😝
@@scienceevolves4417 it’s worth it for iconic comments like that
We are part of that group and I couldn't agree more. Together time and sleep time are just two different times for us and it works fine. We only sleep together for the full night every so often and kept two double beds.
@@intrepidtomato That’s awesome, there’s no reason a relationship that works in every other way needs to be jeopardised by sleep deprivation caused by trying to co-sleep when that’s just not your style.
Poor Derek. I hope he's ok.
He kept pushing this for a long time. Tried crowdfunding before giving up. Started a new company then with traffic safety in mind. Still not going anywhere
He clearly didn't see the signs of this being an awful opportunity
@@richard7645 He was in the flow.
More of these! Let’s be honest, this is what we’re all here for! Love to see people succeed but this is reality tv trying to mask behind real business. More failures= More views
"The only industry here is whisky, farming and stalking"
*Looks nervously at Duncan*
He forgot about seaweed hunting
Bless Duncan for trying to be polite for listening. He was so sweet 😭🤣
To be fair, he kept his tone pretty polite while proceeding to rip the man to pieces. Though to be fair being harsh might have been a mercy.
@@zydhas2838 sometimes one needs tough love in order to realize that their invention is really not needed or useful.
So sweet you say ! 😂😂😂
To contrast with the times he is happy to humiliate the pitcher. He's a wild card.
@@pedronied I feel like both Duncan and Peter are wild cards. Sometimes Peter can be so gentle with a pitcher and other times he rips them a new one.
20:47 deborah’s reaction to his question is everything 😭
I literally screamed at the last pitch, they literally drew a line down the middle of the bed 🤣🤣🤣
No, they sewed a line down middle ya I'd!ot.
@@RPI79oh well that makes it investable so does it
It is almost identical to a scene in a terrible comedy movie
❤🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂21:39 HILARIOUS Jones: 'most men get excited about that' 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 ❤
Absolutely mental I like nothing more than waking up with my girlfriend like draped over me. Why you would want a dividing line. Imagine introducing that idea. Darling I’ve bought a bedsheet to keep us apart seems like a micro aggression
HAHA My children's inheritance!! He loves that line! Theopa Fetus!
First bloke legit thought he’d invented the wheel, the telephone and the aqueduct all in one.
“I’ve got a patent because it’s a good idea” 😂😂😂🃏
Seriously. All you need to do is think about the learning curve something like that would require. Everyone that drives would need to be tested again using those signals lmao
@@AgamemnonVsSocratesAandScalling it a learning curve is a bit much. i mean, red means no, green means yes
@@DustyyBoi I mean he is right because if an accident happens they could easily turn around like idk what that flashing means
@@AgamemnonVsSocratesAandSHe wasn't trying to reeducate people, the signs would still be the same, his signsls would just improve their visibility. Still a ridiculous idea of course.
"Turn away and you will see this in your peripheral vision, go to sleep and you will see this in your nightmares, the lights creeping slowly towards you"
James Khan was a great dragon. Always respectful no matter how silly some products were.
Yeah, shame he tried to buy a baby and scammed an entrepreneur and stole part of her company.
@@BenjaminGoosetried to buy a baby?? What on earth?
@@hommefataltaeminyeah for £1000. It’s insane
Some dorks actually spent money & time thinking a lining in a duvet would be a good idea then even thought it better to turn up and ask for investment on national TV?
Ha ha haaaaa
Derek couldn't quite read the signals that they were out. Maybe if they put a flow sign next to the dragons it would be better.
Leading to the elevator haha
8:40 "there's a sign there that way" absolute GOLD
LOL
Cruel
Spay bay mussels would likely be very lucrative, but the poor man's pitch with a crayon drawing was just completely laughable. It was also disappointing that he hadn't brought any environmental feasibility studies or research to back him up that it is sustainable.
That's all he needed. You don't need to be a world class artist to make a pitch (though a satellite image is easy enough to get a hold of), but whether his business is going to be gone in 5 years because he fished all the mussels would be nice to know.
£10 million later@@Person01234
the layline (boundary) sheet is the most British product ever.
*English
Single beds is the answer. More healthy too and you can toss and turn endlessly without worry. If you need a bit of “how’s your father” share the single for your shenanigans! I love sleeping singly!
@@janeclarkson8471 I couldn’t do single beds. I like having my partner there but I also like to at least have a three quarter even on my own. I don’t think my 6ft fiancé would appreciate a single bed either.
But at least we all know we don’t need a sheet divider 🤣
A duvet with a stitched line down the middle?? Ridiculous
A duvet is a comforter. That line is stitched into a fitted sheet. They're quite opposite.
would love to be sat next to this traffic flow guy on a flight! riveting journey!
6:00
"This is ridiculous. And for that reason I'm out" 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like I could use that quote everyday in a variety of settings.
I always get annoyed when Theo brings up children's inheritance
I wanted to hurt the bed loons within seconds of them starting. My cringe detector is completely ruined.
My heart actually broke for Derek.
He's a silly goose
How does a line down the middle of the bed actually stop your partner from rolling over to your side of the bed exactly?
They obviously sleep with the light on.
That's the least of this "product's" problems
if either of them go over the line, one of their limbs is removed
Please show the videos that all 5 dragons invest in one product/business.
Australia has “Wrong way, go back” signs everywhere.
The sheet with the line in it would only work if the line plugged into the mains.
8:40 Theo: There is a sign that way😂😂
The traffic light guy went on after the show specifically posting on traffic engineering forums at an attempt to convince the experts on those sites but they were having none of it.
Do you have any links? I'd genuinely like to see his posts. 🤣
@@ryanendoh8750 can't miss them all or his posts glow with stupidity in the dark lmfao..
I always liked how respectful and polite james khan is, even when the pitch is awful
You guys laugh all you want, but this guy went on to win a Nobel Prize for sequential LED light engineering. He is now a billionaire and owns 17 Rolls Royces.
"could one of the other dragons please interrupt me" 🤣🤣
I'm surprised Duncan and the exercise chair failed to make the cut .
Yes! I forgot about that one😂😂
1st guys great great great grandson "space vehicles can have traffic coming from all directions, but humans have a limited field of view... so we fit, a flow signal!".
"I will listen to you, Derek" 😂😂