It’s true though. “For everyone has sinned; we all fall short of God’s glorious standard.” (Romans 3:23) “All of us, like sheep, have strayed away. We have left God’s paths to follow our own. Yet the LORD laid on Him the sins of us all.” (Isaiah 53:6)
"Snap your fingers again and I'll peel 'em like a garnish" is something I wish to God I could say to the rude jerks who do that to me working retail. For those of you who do it please note that it's extremely rude and demeaning. Use your words like an adult.
Great job Charlie! I bartended for a while, heard most of these from customers plus more. After a while, it gets old and you actually start spouting off what you really think! When they asked for a "beer", if we were slammed, I'd pour them a Old Style on tap.
I live in Israel and i have an American friend who lives in Israel and one time we were talking and then i started say a bunch of things about fleet farm the bag of bag the packers and cheese and he was so scared by my knowledge about the Midwest and its all thanks to this Chanel
I always liked a mouthy and sarcastic bartender. Free entertainment and if you got a good looking barmaid even better. Be sure to tip good or the playful ribbing can turn mean.
Going from being a beach and city bartender to a small town bartender gave me the freedom to just say whatever I want. He's just a little more obtuse. These ARE all the things we think about. And that nose oil trick is a real thing.
I remember a pizza place on Oahu, years ago, that signs on the tables that read If you insist on putting your cigarettes out in our pizza pans, we will be happy to serve your pizza in an ashtray. Like I said, years ago.
Phillips is a liquor brand out of MN. They make budget versions of damn near everything. Vodka, whiskey, schnapps, etc. You’ll see a fair amount in the upper midwest.
Customer - "What wines have you got?" Me - We actually have around 20 different types of wine.. *I give them a menu Customer - "I'll have a white wine" *I then have to ask what type and measure "large, of course hahahahahaha" *yeh.. I can't legally just give you a large, you have to request it.
As a former bartender, albeit in the UK, this hits home. Mercifully most of my customers were fine but, every now and again, someone had to put 50p into the dickhead.
There is nothing wrong with a lemon drop. I like things that taste good. Why am I supposed to be restricted to horrible tasting alcohol just because I'm a man?
"I'm a subpar human" "Aren't we all"
Ah yes, bar philosophy
It’s true though. “For everyone has sinned; we all fall short of God’s glorious standard.” (Romans 3:23) “All of us, like sheep, have strayed away. We have left God’s paths to follow our own. Yet the LORD laid on Him the sins of us all.” (Isaiah 53:6)
@@mechadoggy Amen!
@@mechadoggy Gross.
That few seconds at the end really hit the nostalgia
@@mechadoggy eww
"I don't do much for a dollar" ☠️
Cool
Didn’t know how much I needed a full video of Charlie chatting it up with bar goers until the end.
0:15 “You want some action? Wave an Andrew Jackson”
That line is awesome lol!
"I'm not working at Northern Exposure...right now." 😂
The fingers in the beer killed me. 😂 I love Honest Bartender! 🙌
nose grease kills beer foam. old beer bonger trick
I love these and especially when you add the behind the scenes. It must be so much fun to make these. 😂
I would be a regular at this Bar
Same!
Wolskis Tavern in Milwaukee. It depends what sort of mood PJ is in and that's what you get..
4 types of bartender was the first charlie berens video I ever watched, so getting to see more of his honest bartender is a real treat!
"I'm a subpar human being" "Aren't we all" where is this bar I have found my people
As a (former Midwesterner, now in Brooklyn) bartender, I love these videos. And yes I have a bottle of Malort in my house to startle guests with.
I have no earthly idea what Malort IS! I guess I need to google it.
I suggest making cod liver oil fatwashed malört
"Snap your fingers again and I'll peel 'em like a garnish" is something I wish to God I could say to the rude jerks who do that to me working retail. For those of you who do it please note that it's extremely rude and demeaning. Use your words like an adult.
No words are too hard to use , didn’t you know? Much easier to just point and not say anything
Can we get an hour of Charlie just riffing with the locals.
Getting to watch this within 2 seconds of release is the best medicine
i’ve never seen something more accurate at a bar
Great job Charlie! I bartended for a while, heard most of these from customers plus more. After a while, it gets old and you actually start spouting off what you really think! When they asked for a "beer", if we were slammed, I'd pour them a Old Style on tap.
I like that bartender...great personality!!
These bartender ones are some of my favourite sketches ever
Absolutely spot on.
I live in Israel and i have an American friend who lives in Israel and one time we were talking and then i started say a bunch of things about fleet farm the bag of bag the packers and cheese and he was so scared by my knowledge about the Midwest and its all thanks to this Chanel
You've made Charlie proud!
Yeah same! I see Charlie's videos as not only hilarious but very educational 😂
I live in England and whenever I meet a midwesterner they’re very confused about my Wisconsin knowledge 😅
@@Flyingwithoutmings 🤣
It's nice to see other israelis watch this too.
"Aren't we all" 😂
The coaster part was arguably the best part
Capri Sun😂😂 love it
Charlie is the best! I wish he would come to DC!
I feel attacked with that lemon drop comment.
Same 😂
I always liked a mouthy and sarcastic bartender. Free entertainment and if you got a good looking barmaid even better. Be sure to tip good or the playful ribbing can turn mean.
I love that antique bar and the jokes
Going from being a beach and city bartender to a small town bartender gave me the freedom to just say whatever I want. He's just a little more obtuse.
These ARE all the things we think about. And that nose oil trick is a real thing.
The TRUTH is always super funny, Charlie. Good job, my man.
A shot of maalort ugh. Great joke
It’s hard to see Charlie like this, esp during holiday season! Not that im not chuckling
I just love this guy!!!!!!!
Honest Bartender needs to be a character on a show!
Gawd, I love this guy❤
I'm glad we have nice bartenders in Wisconsin. Even the bad ones are nice, they just don't ask if I need another drink often enough 🤣
saving you money
Every bartender at Red's Tavern, Ripon WI, 1981-1985.
Omg this is so true though
Alternative title: the sarcastic bartender
*Old But CLASSIC
lol the “aren’t we all” at the end
"You yell at me again, you're gettin' a shot of Malort!" 😂
Fixed your foam!!! ahahahahaha
You just popped up in my YT feed. Instantly subscribed after the video ❤
Excellent.
I remember a pizza place on Oahu, years ago, that signs on the tables that read If you insist on putting your cigarettes out in our pizza pans, we will be happy to serve your pizza in an ashtray.
Like I said, years ago.
Lemon drop is my favorite drink 😅
Good one, Charlie!
"Aren't we all?"
...way to end this sketch on an existential note?!
As a small child, I was my parents' bartender at the house. I can relate to Charlie.
Really getting the mileage out of this one. Third or fourth time it's been uploaded.
As a former lounge girl the coaster tearing and chewing gum in the glasses were my pet peeves.
must have been fun to make this one
This is what I see in all the bartenders' eyes... I knew it.
Love this is at Wolskis.
the best
I think I’m in love with Honest Bartender…also I love his sarcasm
"Show me your Tito's!"
I love vids wayyyyyy more than shorts. That’s what TT is for lol
Charlie letting out his inner david spade
Is he coming back, no.
😂😂😂
Love the videos keep it up 🎉😂😂🎉🎉
Malort? Phillips? Those must be midwest alcohol references. I've never heard of them.
Malort is a Chicago thing. If you don't know it, count yourself lucky
Phillips is a liquor brand out of MN. They make budget versions of damn near everything. Vodka, whiskey, schnapps, etc. You’ll see a fair amount in the upper midwest.
This is honestly a great video. X)
Customer - "What wines have you got?"
Me - We actually have around 20 different types of wine..
*I give them a menu
Customer - "I'll have a white wine"
*I then have to ask what type and measure
"large, of course hahahahahaha"
*yeh.. I can't legally just give you a large, you have to request it.
Who went and made this remote so gosh darn universal??? Sun of a gun...
I want a lemon drop! 😂
I never met a bartender I liked.
That says more about you than it does the bartenders.
@@mattshaheen5333 That I can call bullshit when I see it, like you Matt?
@@ergogray3143 No. It means YOU'RE the dick.
lol i almost married one
The BTS killed me! 😂
I felt that last line 😅
Lol this is exactly my bar tender
I wanna hang out at the bar with you Charlie. I bet you a lot of fun!!! But not for a dollar 😂
Now you're just missing the video about the airport bartender
Put me a beers on ice, I be right over.
Everything I wanted to say as a bartender 😂
How I would be as a bartender, but not as handsome and one state west! 😎✌️
you must be in the $$$$ tax state- ya it sucks
When you seriously consider losing your 3% mortgage just to get out of Minnesota
I thought you were in the UP
That would be east of WI @@nancybernard955
Ill take a shot of Malört, and a daiquiri.
0:08 Splatoon 2
I'm subpar and proud
Jackson for action 😉
did he censor the word "Uber"?
Timeless Bartender advice: if u don't have money to tip, don't go out.
I always thought "tip thy bartender" was the 11th command.ent....
😍hot as always
need one from customer pov
Is there other types of bartenders?
As a former bartender, albeit in the UK, this hits home. Mercifully most of my customers were fine but, every now and again, someone had to put 50p into the dickhead.
I’ve seen this before.
This video certainly makes me happy. I never aspired to be a bartender. I’m sure I would not have lasted very long.
Hey, if you don't buy the barkeep at least two a night, yer in the wrong place !!
See you at the game tomorrow?
Isn't this a re-upload? I feel like I have seen this skit with that shirt with out anything else in that bar before.
Wait a second is that Wolski's?
That’s all it takes is an Andrew Jackson, nice
I see you visited Petes Garage Bar in Oshkosh huh?
It's funny but also kind of sad
I don't drink alcohol and I've never been to a bar.
Do people actually put their trash in their cups?
😂😂😂
Did NYE at that bar. Ask the locals about the "short bus".
Used to hit Wolsky's at 4 or 5 am on NYE. They were dancing on the tables by then. Wandered over to Hooligan's after for a liquid breakfast.
Anyone know what bar that is??
There is nothing wrong with a lemon drop. I like things that taste good. Why am I supposed to be restricted to horrible tasting alcohol just because I'm a man?
Because you're more likely to get drunk from a capri sun than from a lemon drop?
Norrrrrm 🍻