*turns on "fun electronic learning device for children"* *first image is a large military force marching in unison* Ah, the Nazi Germany strategy of teaching. Well played.
I'm looking for a gaming laptop and this one looks pretty ok but when I went to Best Buy and asked where the Clone Trooper laptop is they didn't know what I was talking about. Where do you get this at I am really looking forward to getting into PC gaming.
When I was in my late teens (born 1980) these devices usually also had a BASIC interpreter so having learned BASIC on the C64 I had endless fun programming these things round friends houses when I was bored.
darth sideous: "execute learning order 66." clone commander: "yes my lord." Meanwhile the clones along with anakin Skywalker teach the jedi children their times-tables and division at the temple.
My parents bought me a learning laptop like this when I was a kid, and today I can't remember a thing I learned from it. However, what I learned from the Jumpstart games really stuck with me throughout the years.
ThndrstrikeRobloxian No i've seen the original films and the original 2D series, just because I like something you don't doesn't mean i'm trying to be different, it's called personal opinion.
I personally enjoyed the star wars the clone wars cartoons there's very few shows that are made for children that are meant to have a definite end and by episode five they realized who they're audience was and realized they could kill main characters off In fact most loved it so much that after Disney cancelled it Netflix bought the rights to finish the last season
For a good laugh, I am prepared to actually do what Ashens suggested and walk into a coffee shop and genuinely play with this laptop. I'll even ask the staff to check their Wi-Fi because it's too fucking slow and I can't play Star Wars online!
+Drink Me If I can get hold of one of these laptops il do it and what im planning is I'll get a mate of mine to sit in the same coffee shop to video me and the reactions of the staff then upload it to TH-cam. Im always up for a laugh, even if it makes me look like a prat lol.
The artwork's actually pretty impressive - doing art on such a small resolution screen that's a basic on/off pixel LCD and still making it recognizable is kinda impressive.
I had something similar to this however it was a darth vader style one. The funniest thing was opening it. Laptop : (darth vader voice) Are you ready for a challenge Grandad : The challenge is opening it. Laptop : ( Seriously it took half an hour to open it.
Love the fact that Yoda is saying 'I agree' as if he is struggling to solve the simple spelling questions and needs your help. I bet he takes all the credit as well
I bet this has a GTX Titan, only that would be able to run this at those graphics so well, I mean WOW 10 FPS they people who built this machine must be gaming gods.
***** sorry, but you are wrong. its specs are: OS: Potato 1.6 Ram: 5TB 10khz Cpu: Intel i69 Gpu: a half baked potato it can run FarCry 4 on Ultra settings at 50kfps. you just got to know how to get root access
I had a toy just like this. It was a Vtech educational laptop that even had its own mouse. I seem to recall getting it way back in 1999. Sadly no Star Wars though.
The clone wars has a rocky start. But it's non chronological, I really recommend you start on season two I believe the 6th episode. That's when the animation isn't a jerky mess and the and plot become actually enjoyable to people that aren't half brain dead
They canned 1313.. I feel a great disturbance in the force.. battlefront will be one to look forward to tho. I just hope Disney can leave their massive agenda out of the star wars franchise and give whichever developers they hire on to do the games full creative control.
I had a pretty cool clock made by oregon, it had a LED projector to project the light onto a wall at night so you didnt need to look at the screen and it kept its time with a RF that checked every hour or so for the correct time, the batterys in it lasted around 10 years.
By the way, Oregon Scientific, Inc. is a manufacturer of electronic products including radio-referenced clocks, home weather stations, public alert monitors, youth learning aids, and fitness devices. The firm was started in 1989 in Portland, Oregon, United States. In 1997, the company became a fully owned subsidiary of IDT (Integrated Display Technology), a Hong Kong based company.
Is it me or this video has that faux 3D effect when the camera shows the close up of screen..? The artwork frame is in the foreground while the red LCD appear to have some bit of depth and looks more 3D when looking a bit far from my monitor screen..
10:20 He says he's only going to play one game in each section, then starts playing 2 or more. Clearly he has altered the agreement. Let's us pray he doesn't alter it any further.
I can proudly say that Oregon is the only state in America I've ever visited (I'm British). It was pretty underwhelming though, my favourite part was the Japanese garden in Portland.
This inspired me to go into Starbucks with a barbie one with an apple taped to it, order the most ridiculous drink I can and pretend to type my screen play or whatever
"Everybody knows how to spell penguin!"
>"PENGUN"
Lol.
+Deroni76 that'sthejoke.ping
BenjaminGoose No, it's actually not.
Deroni76 Not all bronies clop
***** what the fuck is your name
***** Nice grammar
"Everybody knows how to spell 'penguin'."
"P E N G U N _ "
instablaster...
I'd spend hours and hours shut in my room playing Jawa Subtract.
Jawa subtract was my sunrise, it was my everything.
id love to see one of those remade into an actual laptop
Doable with a Raspberry Pi, though I wonder about the keyboard.
Christ! He reconfigured the screen so hard I was sent into an advert!
and on power off to
Oh my god, i love this part with "everybody can spell penguin"... *texting* PENGUN
at school i killed my teacher with a pengun
@@miabinns1657 bro that was 6 years ago i dont even go to school anymore
@@miabinns1657 no problem mate
*turns on "fun electronic learning device for children"*
*first image is a large military force marching in unison*
Ah, the Nazi Germany strategy of teaching. Well played.
The Nazi teaching method, it's a gasser!
+Joshua you fucking ruined it
Electronics are the best vehicle for propaganda
+Professor Wumbo hence why the indoctrination camps........ I mean public schools have adopted them so quickly.
+Big Boss LOL AMEN
Every time you spell a correct word, someone dies.
" *_everybody knows how to spell penguin_*", he says
That's the joke
Joseph S Pen pineapple gun pen
I'm looking for a gaming laptop and this one looks pretty ok but when I went to Best Buy and asked where the Clone Trooper laptop is they didn't know what I was talking about. Where do you get this at I am really looking forward to getting into PC gaming.
You can't be serious(sigh)
You must be new here
+Mr Bean lol Mr Beeeeeen
XD
The CGI movie and the first season of the Clone Wars cartoon was... pretty terrible. However, it did improve immensely over the seasons.
especially when Darth maul came back
+notbobby125 now I know you're not talking shit on the original clone wars cartoon, the 2D one made by the samurai jack guys
I agree. I ended up really liking it
And then Cartoon Network canceled it and turned to the Dark Side.
+Holden Roth Disney acquired the rights to Star Wars then cancelled it so that they could have their own cartoon running
"Rotting corpse of the Emperor"
"Horribly burned corpse"
"Emaciated headless corpse"
I'm noticing a theme here.
About that…
I used to have this. It was actually fun to use! This is a huge nostalgia trip
If I was really young I would have LOVED this thing! It seems pretty well made IMO.
I actually expected this to be a genunine laptop (running Windows/Linux) in the shape of a Clone Trooper. :C
HAW HAW!
That's a nice thought but we'd never be so lucky.
NOW WITH A 60X40 RESOLUTION!
Garen Crownguard daym it must of been a hella expensive machine
TheNathanNS Even Apple II can't run in such small screen...
Luke use the arrow keys.
Use the wand, Doctor
-Marty Mcfly.
remember the part with the out of place explosions michael bays films
"everyone knows how to spell penguin!"
proceeds to type PENGUN
+Jax Hahn Thats the joke.
What's up with your profile picture?
@@hendrytennisin4 hello henrey
holy frick it’s Jax
To be fair, Pengun does sound like a species that might exist in Star Wars
''Everyone knows how to spell penguin''.
*Misspells penguin.
When I was in my late teens (born 1980) these devices usually also had a BASIC interpreter so having learned BASIC on the C64 I had endless fun programming these things round friends houses when I was bored.
darth sideous: "execute learning order 66."
clone commander: "yes my lord."
Meanwhile the clones along with anakin Skywalker teach the jedi children their times-tables and division at the temple.
My parents bought me a learning laptop like this when I was a kid, and today I can't remember a thing I learned from it. However, what I learned from the Jumpstart games really stuck with me throughout the years.
Sivos I used to attempt to break/glitch the games on it
+TrollipopperOP I acually suceeded doing that on those learning toys
Yes! Jumpstart was awesome! Getting pets... making flowers, buying gadgets.. making t-shirts and pizzas when you unlock the city..
FRANKIE AND THE BABY ANIMALS
I had this exact laptop when I was 5
God the memories of Yoda saying "I agree" when I get a correct answer in Math are flooding in
I wonder if this can run crysis 3 on ultra settings ?
I think the star wars CGI series is really good
ThndrstrikeRobloxian No i've seen the original films and the original 2D series, just because I like something you don't doesn't mean i'm trying to be different, it's called personal opinion.
ThndrstrikeRobloxian *Says he's trying to be different*
*Implying no one liked TCW*
Well played.
JamesGames101 They where really good
Clone wars was better than the movies
@@Thndrstrike I know this comment is old but I just needed to let you know you are a moron. Can't people just like things?
I personally enjoyed the star wars the clone wars cartoons there's very few shows that are made for children that are meant to have a definite end and by episode five they realized who they're audience was and realized they could kill main characters off
In fact most loved it so much that after Disney cancelled it Netflix bought the rights to finish the last season
Im not drinking you.
original name
Gentleman good day sir
Drink Me no u
Fweed i disagree .-.
"Jawa Subtract" - I think that's what the stormtroopers did at the sandcrawler in ANH
"Everybody knows how to spell 'penguin.'" *PENGUN*
For a good laugh, I am prepared to actually do what Ashens suggested and walk into a coffee shop and genuinely play with this laptop. I'll even ask the staff to check their Wi-Fi because it's too fucking slow and I can't play Star Wars online!
Please tell me how that goes
+Drink Me If I can get hold of one of these laptops il do it and what im planning is I'll get a mate of mine to sit in the same coffee shop to video me and the reactions of the staff then upload it to TH-cam. Im always up for a laugh, even if it makes me look like a prat lol.
+DarkLight753 I think it's worth lol... But then again I'm not the one blasting star wars music out of a plastic suitcase in public lol
Soooo, did you do it?
Why is there a triforce in the top left?
YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT
I JUST NOTICED IT
TXF i was gonna comment the same thing
FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED! Does it have anything to do with Star Wars?
Where?
Oh nvmnd
The artwork's actually pretty impressive - doing art on such a small resolution screen that's a basic on/off pixel LCD and still making it recognizable is kinda impressive.
I really like your style of how you make your videos. Very original \o/
I had something similar to this however it was a darth vader style one. The funniest thing was opening it.
Laptop : (darth vader voice) Are you ready for a challenge
Grandad : The challenge is opening it.
Laptop : (
Seriously it took half an hour to open it.
I had a spider man one with a much larger screen
+Sean derp Yes! So did I! And I remember having fun playing it .
Winter r ik right it was a bit slow but it was the best thing in the world to me I would have killed to play on it
'EXECUTE THE LEARNING ORDER!"...
*Gunshot*
STOP IT MR. LITERAL!!
EXECUTE ORDER 66 COOLMATHS
Love the fact that Yoda is saying 'I agree' as if he is struggling to solve the simple spelling questions and needs your help. I bet he takes all the credit as well
Dear god that screen gives me such an eyestrain, although not quite as bad as the Virtual Boy.
Lies. No one had a virtual boy.
cJinL
My Christmas of 1995 wishes you were correct.
I would have put a raspberry pi in it and actually used it as a laptop at starbucks
But how would you use it if it's screen is so small?
Execute the learning order!
I bet this has a GTX Titan, only that would be able to run this at those graphics so well, I mean WOW 10 FPS they people who built this machine must be gaming gods.
The not they
*****
sorry, but you are wrong. its specs are:
OS: Potato 1.6
Ram: 5TB 10khz
Cpu: Intel i69
Gpu: a half baked potato
it can run FarCry 4 on Ultra settings at 50kfps.
you just got to know how to get root access
Narwhale The Great Woah a half baked patato? Damn, seems too expensive.
none yeah man, 50 cents is pretty fucking expebsuve. Couldnt afford it myself :'(
I tried. It ran battlefield 4 like a boss.
"It's just a bunch of random images and explosions"
Michael Bay in a nutshell
That music minigame would've been a lot better with a Blur soundtrack.
ikr
Mitch L DAMNIT you beat me to it
Oh dear God, this abomination came from my home state? *bows head and rubs eyes in disgust*
+LovelyCheesePizza I'd be more ashamed that there are people in your nation that support an idiot like Donald Trump!
Not like Bernie Sanders is a much better option or anything.
+LovelyCheesePizza anyone is better than trump
Hillary Clinton is definitely not better, she should definitely be in prison right now lol
+LovelyCheesePizza
How EXTREEME do you like your cheeze pizza?
I had a toy just like this. It was a Vtech educational laptop that even had its own mouse. I seem to recall getting it way back in 1999. Sadly no Star Wars though.
So would that be a gun that shoots pens or a pen that is also a gun?
***** ......
Whould never recover from the fact that ashens never find out that the clone wars ended up quite good
"How do you spell penguin?" PENGUN_
The screen graphics remind me of my old Pokedex from '98
are you Japanese? if not that's a complete lie
I'm talking about this:
i.imgur.com/Q9hLVhi.jpg
Unless Missouri was located in Japan I don't think I'm lying.
Rabid Rabbit Rabbi I could've sworn that was 1999 but idk maybe i don't remember lol
Rabid Rabbit Rabbi Believe it or not I had a newer version of that.
Yeah, they kept making them.
I thought this would be more Chinese pop station tat, but its...surprisingly nice.
More like surprisingly rice
7 years later clone wars is one of the best things in the star wars universe😂😂😂😂
I absolutely loved clone wars. It was my entire childhood
I remember having this when I was much younger.
The clone wars has a rocky start. But it's non chronological, I really recommend you start on season two I believe the 6th episode. That's when the animation isn't a jerky mess and the and plot become actually enjoyable to people that aren't half brain dead
This gives me so much nostalgia
This is the future of star wars under the disney regime
battlefront tho
Boba Fett spin off tho
They canned 1313.. I feel a great disturbance in the force.. battlefront will be one to look forward to tho. I just hope Disney can leave their massive agenda out of the star wars franchise and give whichever developers they hire on to do the games full creative control.
phastings1 Though I agree disney is money hungry, that is exactly why the games and movies have to be good.
How can it be the future if it's already the present?
things that have yet to happen are referred to as future events.. Its odd that this needs explained lol
Oh 2013 Ashens, you don't know bad Star Wars yet.
Gaming computer 2014
Yeah, i always associate Yoda with math.
Youd think Yoda would be logic, instead of Sinead O'Connor.
*loudly clears throat* THE CLONE WARS WAS AIGHT *sits down*
I wish you'd do more food episodes again.
They're so fun to watch.
Everyone knows how to spell the word penguin
*proceeds to spell it wrong*
*>P E N G U N _*
I wonder what would happen if you tried to spell EYE (as in the ocular object) as AYE (an affirmation) or I (to identify oneself)?
But does it play crysis?
pcmasterrace
yeah i heard it can play gta v too
*****
xD
I watched someone play csgo on it
+Mr. Daniel you can play csgo even on a Commodore 64
I played csgo at 128 fps on an ENIAC. I think, either that or it was a gaming pc the size of a house...Hmmm....
A Star Wars Cow is probably a Bantha
This is too funny, *Light sabre scene* 'Oh look i've pressed escape' xD
I bet that runs on Windows 8.
Can't be. Wasn't constantly interrupted by Windows 10 update notifications.
+T Schofield no they stopped a few weeks ago
Nah, maybe Windows Vista.
Dyo Kasparov windows 10 m8
You sure? I mean look at that start menu!
I gave myself food poisoning just so i didnt have to go the new starwars im still recovering and my wife is still pissed. worth it
Should I get this or the PS4 Ashened?
This! By far the superior choice!
raicho20 yes
Wtf Ashens Clone Wars is fucking amazing to watch
Come on ashens, for this kind of tat you are contractually obligated to at least give one wrong answer to see what happens.
I was waiting for the music one - and it was so worth it.
I alwas wondered what architecture these use. It seems a bit similar to the Gameking one
When he says to use the arrow keys and choose a category, it reminded me of that episode in season 1 with the commando droids disguised as clones
I nailed down the specs:
CPU: Intel 8088 x8, 5 mhz
GPU: None
RAM: 32K @ 5khz
Hard Drive: Integrated 5.75" floppy disk (~400K)
400k would be surprisingly a lot for this
@2:19 WE TRAIN TO EXECUTE THE LEARNING ORDER!!! LOL I completely lost it there
but it's perfect engrish!
I LOVE STAR WARS EP 1 AND 2 AND THE CARTOONS ARE SOOOOOOO COOOOOOL!
Ikr
I love those movies. The cartoons kinda lacked, but I would still watch them.
I had a pretty cool clock made by oregon, it had a LED projector to project the light onto a wall at night so you didnt need to look at the screen and it kept its time with a RF that checked every hour or so for the correct time, the batterys in it lasted around 10 years.
Palpating: “Execute the learning order”
Clone: “Yes my lord”
Clone: “The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test”
I actually like these things
Oh jesus, I have a Hot Wheels version of this haha.
I have a Superman version of it. Oregon Scientific made a lot of versions of this, such as Spider-Man and Transformers.
I had a Batman one as a little 5 year old
By the way, Oregon Scientific, Inc. is a manufacturer of electronic products including radio-referenced clocks, home weather stations, public alert monitors, youth learning aids, and fitness devices. The firm was started in 1989 in Portland, Oregon, United States. In 1997, the company became a fully owned subsidiary of IDT (Integrated Display Technology), a Hong Kong based company.
please tell me I'm not the only person that had this
Daddy Pig I got one for my, I believe, 8th birthday.
Is it me or this video has that faux 3D effect when the camera shows the close up of screen..? The artwork frame is in the foreground while the red LCD appear to have some bit of depth and looks more 3D when looking a bit far from my monitor screen..
The cgi cartoons are known to be amazing man. Thousands time better than the prequels...
10:20 He says he's only going to play one game in each section, then starts playing 2 or more.
Clearly he has altered the agreement. Let's us pray he doesn't alter it any further.
I actually love the clone wars
Honestly, this is way better than the popstation stuff
probably because oregon scientific is a legit company
i liked that cgi show...
I can proudly say that Oregon is the only state in America I've ever visited (I'm British). It was pretty underwhelming though, my favourite part was the Japanese garden in Portland.
Can this run BIOS?
Because you said penguin wrong The Death Star blew up thanks a lot A lot ASHENS
6:24 Apparently,according to this laptop,math stans for Mental Abuse To Humans
you spell it backwards, it stands for
Hell
Towards
All
Mankind
Didn;t knwo that!
I just noticed, HAPPY 1,000,000+ SUBSCRIBBLES!!!
I never get why it's maths in the UK. It's not spelled mathsamatics.
im assuming its because we contract mathematic into math, then add -s onto both for pluralisation.so math(ematic)s. who knows
get lost you bronie you are not wanted here
Quinton Webber Fuck off, I don't take orders from you.
K4RN4GE911
oh have you not seen ashen's mlp video
Quinton Webber I have and that doesn't bother me. Ashens lets bygones be bygones. People like YOU on the other hand are assholes, plain and simple.
Clone wars is actually really good
3:12 "fucking"
I had one of these, and I was in love with it
ugh my eyes
Yoda says "I agree". What he should say is "Agree I do".
This inspired me to go into Starbucks with a barbie one with an apple taped to it, order the most ridiculous drink I can and pretend to type my screen play or whatever
i think you mean start bucks
What the?
Life Myth Animations Fuck.
this is actually pretty decent. I would buy one of those
Hey the clone wars shows were actually quite good