One day. There'll be a panel at a convention. PAX, maybe. It's a panel for let's play channels. And we'll see PewDiePie. And the Game Grumps. And Markiplier. And Nova too. And then we'll see one more guy. No on recognizes him. No one knows who the hell this person is. No one heard that anyone else was gonna be here. The crowd'll quiet down, and they'll all start introducing themselves. "Hallo, i'm Pewwww die pie" "Hey, we're the game grumps." "Hi there I'm Markiplier "Hey I'm James, or Nova." And then we'll hear the last guy. We'll recognize the voice immediately. "Hey, this is Cr1tikal." The crowd fucking loses it.
FIlho Da Puta Im done with this shit. Well that's the end of this panel, remember to rate the panel, comment on the panel, and subscribe to my channel to see other panels such as this one, see ya
"What's up everybody, it's Cr1tikal. I'm playing Real Life for the 3D, let's do this shit" "What the oddly fuck is going on? Where am I?" "Why are all these clones of nipple-wearers looking at me?" "Alright, buttons" "Let's see here... Well, of course that wouldn't fucking work, why would it?" "Fuck these abysmal controls" "I just don't want to be here right now and none of these fucking doors will open" "How could someone have the audacity to build these doors and then lock all of them?" *finds trap door* "I guess I'll just take refuge here until all of those people leave, maybe they'll leave a fucking door unlocked for me to leave by" *a woman comes out of the darkness* "Well, hello there, Ma'am. May I offer you a helping hand in carrying your titties?" "What's that? You don't mind me rubbing one out? Right here and now?" -game over, you go to jail- "What the shitting fuck, all I wanted to do was give her the company and instead I got sent to the reek shitville of asshole" "Alright, well, I’m done playing this." "Well, that’s the end of this video, remember to rate the video, comment the video, and subscribe if you want to see videos similar to this one. See ya"
This was my favorite video of yours to watch back when I was 15, 9 years ago 🥺😭 I cant believe how far you've come Charlie!! So happy to see all your success. You deserve it all! 💞
Dude do you know who 'Cr1TiKaL' really is? is there a picture of him anywhere? I always wonder how he looks like, he may be a thin 17 year old boy, or a fat adult, the possibilities are limitless!
Phrenetic Reaper I doubt a 17-year old boy would have the quick wit and dedication that Cr1tikal has. He also makes monthly donations to charity(s) and has been posting videos for almost 7 years. I am guessing that he is someone in their late 20's to mid 30's.
See, this is where the real OG’s discovered Charlie. It’s so nuts to think about watching his shit back then not realizing he was gonna end up being one of the biggest personalities online.
The developers made a reference to this video in the sequel of Octodad. The reference cqn be found in the grocery store level. So pl0x, play the sequel :D
You're my favorite youtuber for a pretty long time now :) I've seen every single one I've followed sell out as they gained subscribers, except for you!
Cr1tikal is everyone's best friend. He gives us strength when we are weak, Wisdom when we are foolish, and Nipples when we deserve them. Cr1tikal is my hero.
Probably the first time I've heard "Let's go" instead of "Let's do this shit"
Do you want to play skibidi gyatt. Im the holly jolly rizzmas.
Cr1tikal is so influential they had to make a reference to him in the newest Octodad game, Dadliest Catch. Please Cr1tikal you have to play it!
Did they really do that? I got to get that game just to see if I can catch it.
FaceUnreality
they named one of the characters Abazor lawl
So, this is kinda off topic but at 11:44 did anyone else picture Octodad fighting alongside the allies in WWII?
Anthony Salvino Those are his wife and kids that he's standing next to in the picture.
ThatShitCrayZ no I meant that when he said "Come here Tommy and I'll tell you an old war story." I had the sudden image of Octodad fighting in WWII
"oop, accidentally kicked my own son in the face"
Boy if i had a nickel
Bro I have screenshotted and shared this with all my friends this is the funniest fucking comment I’ve seen all week
This made me laugh too hard
One day.
There'll be a panel at a convention.
PAX, maybe.
It's a panel for let's play channels. And we'll see PewDiePie. And the Game Grumps. And Markiplier. And Nova too.
And then we'll see one more guy.
No on recognizes him. No one knows who the hell this person is. No one heard that anyone else was gonna be here.
The crowd'll quiet down, and they'll all start introducing themselves.
"Hallo, i'm Pewwww die pie"
"Hey, we're the game grumps."
"Hi there I'm Markiplier
"Hey I'm James, or Nova."
And then we'll hear the last guy. We'll recognize the voice immediately.
"Hey, this is Cr1tikal."
The crowd fucking loses it.
"What's up everybody it's Cr1TiKal, I'm attending the PAX pannel for let's play channels, let's do this shit".
FIlho Da Puta Im done with this shit. Well that's the end of this panel, remember to rate the panel, comment on the panel, and subscribe to my channel to see other panels such as this one, see ya
BONAH42 That will be the greatest loss of virginity of All Time.
"What's up everybody, it's Cr1tikal. I'm playing Real Life for the 3D, let's do this shit"
"What the oddly fuck is going on? Where am I?"
"Why are all these clones of nipple-wearers looking at me?"
"Alright, buttons"
"Let's see here... Well, of course that wouldn't fucking work, why would it?"
"Fuck these abysmal controls"
"I just don't want to be here right now and none of these fucking doors will open"
"How could someone have the audacity to build these doors and then lock all of them?"
*finds trap door*
"I guess I'll just take refuge here until all of those people leave, maybe they'll leave a fucking door unlocked for me to leave by"
*a woman comes out of the darkness*
"Well, hello there, Ma'am. May I offer you a helping hand in carrying your titties?"
"What's that? You don't mind me rubbing one out? Right here and now?"
-game over, you go to jail-
"What the shitting fuck, all I wanted to do was give her the company and instead I got sent to the reek shitville of asshole"
"Alright, well, I’m done playing this."
"Well, that’s the end of this video, remember to rate the video, comment the video, and subscribe if you want to see videos similar to this one. See ya"
Don't even put Cr1tikal in the same place as PewDiepie...
They named one of the kids Abazor after cr1t1kal in the latest Octodad! this may be old news but holy shit
+Destructious Not kids, they named a robot in the mall level Abazor.
+Gnarled ah ok
5 years ago I watched this video and still laugh at the same parts.
samw
still watch his new stuff too
Do you still laugh at the same parts?
9
@@siyacer n o
Hard to believe this is 9 years old. I remember watching this at a friend's house at a sleepover lol.
ME TOO 😂
This was my favorite video of yours to watch back when I was 15, 9 years ago 🥺😭
I cant believe how far you've come Charlie!! So happy to see all your success. You deserve it all! 💞
"Yeaww"
The only non-monotone noise Critikal has ever made, and ever shall make.
This game truly brings about the best in all of us
2:25
Dude do you know who 'Cr1TiKaL' really is? is there a picture of him anywhere?
I always wonder how he looks like, he may be a thin 17 year old boy, or a fat adult, the possibilities are limitless!
murmani khoshtaria I'm going with 17 year old boy. In his most recent video he actually laughs and it sounds kind of child like.
Phrenetic Reaper I doubt a 17-year old boy would have the quick wit and dedication that Cr1tikal has. He also makes monthly donations to charity(s) and has been posting videos for almost 7 years. I am guessing that he is someone in their late 20's to mid 30's.
murmani khoshtaria Or he might be a fat 17 year old,or a thin adult.The possibilities are endless.
2020, and “Is it time for sex?” is still golden.
Crazy to know that charlie was 17 when he played Octodad...
For those wondering about the 'Abazor' thing, it's at 6:25
I can’t believe I found this video after so many years 😭 so much nostalgia
See, this is where the real OG’s discovered Charlie. It’s so nuts to think about watching his shit back then not realizing he was gonna end up being one of the biggest personalities online.
Abazor is in the new Octodad lol :3
explain?
TheLastHylianTitan
they named a character abazor in the new one in reference to critikal.
I'd like for that "YAAAH" at 2:25 to be my notification ringtone. xD
yep
It's rewind time
Lt. Dastardly Dildo is going to be my stage name when I become an amateur wrestler.
Dude, classic. remember watching this years ago
This time period is his pinnacle
first video ive ever seen of yours in like 2011! still a fan to this day charlie ty for existing
the best part is when you realize crit1kal was 15 when he made this
Jesus Christ
17 actually
The developers made a reference to this video in the sequel of Octodad. The reference cqn be found in the grocery store level. So pl0x, play the sequel :D
the first video from cr1tikal I watched, awww memories
man. ancient octodad. Octodad dadliest catch was my first game on ps4 next to minecraft (we got them at the same time).
7/1/2020, going through his older content 😄
"surprise bitch!" LOL
u earned urself a subcrber
10/10 best grammar 2014
XD
@@Twinklethefox9022 lmao you didn't reply for 3 years 😂
@@jsat9226 yeah. I would edit it but it would have been loss and possibly every other comment after this because its so old.
@@Twinklethefox9022 damn now it's been like 4 years. That makes me kinda sad. So many comments forgotten...
ahhh 13 year old me misses the days watching this guy. glad he still has a following, still makes me laugh when i check in.
Souns like the wasteland survival guide lady as the mom.
I said "lets do this shit" but he said "lets go" haha fail
I miss this old critikal...
This is where it all started for me. Still so good
This is my childhood.
You must find a bananna...for obvious reasons lol
This game will be on PS4 LOL
Achmeron So this game no on ps4. Is sequel?
that is the funniest thing ive ever heard
GuitarSolosAndRiffs Idiot, this is a PC-only game. Ocotdad:Dadliest Catch, which is its sequel, will be on PS4.
Likes make no change. :/ Don't spend too much time on the internet.
MrMinecraftpoop Doesn't the main site for Octodad say "Octodad: Dadliest Catch is the sequel to the splash hit, Octodad!"?
Had to come back 9 years later just to see how abazor is doing.
(Nostalgia is real, I was a wee 15 year old virgin when this came out)
Cr1tikal invented Abazor for the sequel.
I'd love to see him play the new, full version of the game. It's pretty short and it's completely hilarious to watch.
Someone please tell me why I've watched this over 10 times and I still laugh even harder each time?
Cr1TiKaL = Best thing to mankind.
This was the first video i watched by charlie. Been a fan since
1 word
Hentai
1 Answer
Nightmares
2 Words
Tentacle Porn
1 Place
Zone Archieves
1 mascot
Zone-tan
1 word
Thundercougarfalconbird
How the fuck did I miss this video
Am I the only one who could hear someone messing with plates in the background at times on Cr1tikal's videos?
Because ponies
this is one of the best videos of all time
Lol this was my introduction to Charlie. Dang I feel old. 11 yrs ago?!
Now you are 68,9414
Youre so young if this was your first vid😊
@@kensley94umm how is that young…? he could have discovered charlie at 21 years old making him 32 rn
Cr1tikal always plays a game before it gets famous and used for other you tubers from qwop to this to Sumatoro
XD classic!
And just think. Cr1tikal was literally only 16 years old in this video. Those freaking pipes, man!
I can’t believe that the developers actually canonized the name ‘Abazor’ in the sequel in the grocery store for the robots.
it's so weird because he's a teenager here lmao
You didn't say let's do this shit.*eye twitch*
Hello! I am dirty capitalist swine!
Shamus Flaherty America will burn.
It Was Probably Aliens Ok! Just when I am not in it!
Shamus Flaherty We just upgraded the nuclear control center to Windows 98. You don't stand a chance.
NOT WINDOWS 98! I AM DOOMED!
you need to make a part two of this or the other octodad game
I'm convinced Charlie came out of the womb already talking like a Greek God
How come i watch really old videos and he sounds exactly the same haha
He’s 17 in this video
Hand Mode reminds me of when your controlling the tentacles in the darkness Game
would be crazy if this dude became one of the most famous commentary channels ever wouldnt it
Is it true they used Abazor in the sequel? Then you should make a video on Octodad Dadliest Catch!
This game is so good, aside from the jungle gym part. Fuck that level.
Wow, i noticed that pewdiepie actually copied critikal....well then, it seems the tide has turned.
It's not copying when people play the same games as Pewdiepie and it's not copying when he plays the same games as other TH-camrs.
Im makin fun of bros
Pewds also somewhat copied the style of critikal...do a ton of searching and note taking, you might notice.
deadkat5 So are you making fun of them or doing the same thing?
There's a big difference.
Um..what? No i'm just saying that pewds is like critikal, in a few ways
You're my favorite youtuber for a pretty long time now :)
I've seen every single one I've followed sell out as they gained subscribers, except for you!
who else thinks that penguinz0 is an adult actor
Please
PLEASE
Do Dadliest Catch.
Worst part - 12:18
I disagree
It's been 9 years and I still say "pop a squat next to poppa" all the time.
lol octodad looks so goofy
The video
Lol
This is one of his master pieces
Damn this was uploaded the day before my 12th birthday lmao I remember watching him back then too good times
Why was this recommended in 2020
8 years later
Endeavor_YT I don’t know. This video was made 9 years ago tho
@@SirSplash-j9d my bad bruh I watch TH-cam on my phone and probably put 8 on accident i ment 9 tho thx man
the best part is imagining octodad speaking with this voice
I love your videos man you're the only TH-camr that can make me laugh tears lmao
0:18 i like how he says this despite saying multiple times he has bragged about being a virgin
Pretty sure you're confused with someone else. O'well...
Who else got this in their recommended 9 years later
I miss these commentaries❤️❤️❤️
This holds up. Charlie will be timeless!
I like that Charlie's humor is stoll the same
What is your favrite quote from this channel? Mine is this game is causing me to wreak havoc on my undergarments!
It’s really been 9 years?....
I came for the gameplay, i stayed for your epic voice
4:54 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAAG
"A bulletproof plan!"
everytime he tried to pick up something I wanted to die
This video is so old and Charlie sounds so different
Dude I was almost crying from this vids.. idk how I wasn't. But I listen watch you play any game everyday of my life if I could. Hahahaha
This is my favorite video by him he should deffinatly come back to it and play the next part
Almost 14 years and "you look as though youve just seen a sheep putting on a condom" still is a golden quote 😂
I had a guest speaker today, and he sounds exactly like this guy.
0:16, Had coffee in my mouth, almost choked to death XD
Why is your voice so ridiculously easy to listen to? It's awesome.
Cr1tikal is everyone's best friend. He gives us strength when we are weak, Wisdom when we are foolish, and Nipples when we deserve them.
Cr1tikal is my hero.
this is still as funny as i remember it being six years ago
How does he not burst out laughing at his own commentary like seriously omg
You can tell his voice is added later, you hear clicking and recording stops, and he doesn't click at all when using the game. Still fun though
What the Hell do you mean he has the most vivid commentary out there, The way he says the things he does is what makes it funny.
This is still one of his best and I love it so much :D
Commentary is golden
Sir, you have eyes of an eagle America would have never found unless of your help.
I wish this video never ended
This guy could be the comic relief in a horror movie... But he'd probably end up making it a comedy all by himself.
Octodad WiiU confirmed.