The Sopranos - Fat jokes/insults
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I can't get over how proud Paulie is of the joke that he specifically makes sure Tony had heard it
Yeah that made me laugh more than the actual joke lol
And Tony said before & after when it was before & way before 😂
I loved it whenver Paulie did that, I loved these little realistic little speech quirks that you notice each of the characters have
@@lesliechung79 that was such a realistic anwser of someone who has to react but doesn't care much
@@mistermeatcake1785 i thought tony was making the joke better as in "their both such fatasses the after would still be a fatass"
4:02
Vito: "But please, I know how to keep my mouth shut".
Ralphie: "unless there's a construction worker around"
Well done sir.
OHHHHHH!
Security guard actually…or a Johnny Cake cook.
Come on guys, it was the heart medication he was on, it messed with his head.
You sandbag me I cut your fucking throat open
This guy, he'll never stop breaking balls.
Considering Paulie outlasted both Vito and Bobby, he never did stop breaking balls
@@stproducciones9140 Lol 😂☺️☺️😂☺️☺️☺️☺️
@@stproducciones9140 Hear what I said Borko they’re like an ad for a weight loss center
@@pottytheparrot310yeah, before and after
You left out the greatest Soprano fat joke/insult when Chrissy calls Vito a parade float!
You can't talk to him that way he's a captain
Fok all of ya's
You threw food at Vito. That’s gotta be resolved
Oh
@@lukim2744 fuk all oh youse
“Think on this burger boy” 😂😂😭 juniors a savage 😂😂😭
Furio is pure class, saying something positive about Ginny Sack instead of making another fat joke.
Furio liked thick women. He was ahead of the curve and leagues better than the jersey crew. Glad he got out before shit completely broke down
@@jefferycrouse4652the only good ending in the show
@@jefferycrouse4652 He liked Carmela. He had never met Ginny, so he probably thought that she was "thick", not morbidly obese.
@@jcorley45Lol, right 😂. For some reason these dorks are now calling a women who weighs 300+ just thick. Backwards world were living in.
There is a difference between thick and not being able to find the you know.
Holy crap it was close to Johnny Sac hearing the fat jokes, he must have heard at least one. Smart of Tony to shout he was there.
Lol if Johnny Sack actually heard one of those jokes everyone in that room would be dead
According to the show, he didn't. But based on where he was, he must have heard at least the last one.
He did hear a bit of the last one. Glad it didn't contain Ginny's name specifically. He asked "Fuck who?", but Tony played it off by saing it was about "one of the girls".
I know I always thought when he asked them who they where talking about Tony should of said they where busting balls about the guys there.
@@thetechlibrarian Yeah, but the last joke that he definitely heard was about a woman.
"They way you fuckin' eat you're gonna have a heart attack by the time you're fifty!". Ohhh boy that didn't age well.
Foreshadowing,but yeah RIP James
Hello Darkness my old friend ☹
Oof
No it actually aged too well, RIP.
😢
"Where's the manicott"
"It's gone."
And there was nothing that we could do about it. Bobby was a made man and the manicott wasn't.
gold
Real greaseball shit
HOOOOOO LMAOOOO☠
Son of a bitch
What'd you shay?
Uncle Jun: Where's that F----kin Manicot?
Bobby: It's gone
Uncle Jun: Half an F---kin tray in there!
Bobby: To the victor belongs the Manicot
BRUH LMAOOOOO☠
Bruh it's the sopranos comment section you can say fuck
@@sinsoftheswamp8346 "what the fuck are you talking about man?" - the dude, duder or if you aren't into the whole brevity thing...el duderino
@@BD-xn2dpthat's mr el duderino to you pal
😂😂😂
Love how 90 percent of these are against bobby
You REALLY need to work on your percentages.
It’s ok because Bobby wrecked Tony in a fair fight.
Well he takes 90% of any room.
@@josephlinden1630
I wouldnt call it a fair fight. He sucker punched tony and then carmela distracted and hindered him by jumping on his back, giving bobby the edge. Bobby is definitely stronger tho
@@josephlinden1630there was nothing fair about that..
I love how Tony’s Ginny joke is easily the worst yet it gets the biggest laugh because everyone is sucking up
And paulie make sure Tony heard his joke
Wym that one was the funniest
@@mistabimbims6198not really
@@masonf7332 well do you know what hauling ass means?
That was the most clever out of all the Giny jokes
The chair Vito broke... I wonder if it was chalked...
Funny, very funny dom...
I know the ground beneath it was impacted....heh heh heh.
@@pauliegualtieri4314 "sonovabitch"
@@purplesword5536 That chair won't have no more problems from Vito....Believe me!!!
@@pauliegualtieri4314 we can't have that chair in our social club"..
"She's so fat that her blood type is RAGÙ!" 🤣🤣🤣
I died the first time I heard it lol
She so fat she goes camping, the bears have to hide their fooo
Guy walk in his house with a duck under his arm. Turns to his wife and says "this is the pig I've been f×cking". Wife says that's not a pig that's a duck. Guy says "I wasn't talking to you" - Murmur
😂
0:28 Furio shows respect to someone not present; a honourable man he is.
Soo honourable, pawwing after the bosses wife lol
@@DonVito_ Yes. He moved back to Italy instead of pursuing his feelings. That's an honourable man.
@@datagraphics7883 To laugh and to make jokes are not the same.
@@martijnstuart95 You are confused, and wrong.
He didn't "move back" he fled to Italy because he almost threw a mob boss on a helicopter just so he could take his wife. That's not an honourable man.
Luckily for him, Tony was too wasted to remember anything, but he didn't know that and was scared shitless and had no choice but to leave because he knew he fucked up.
@@alainportant6412... he didn't flee because he thought Tony knew...it seems he just thought better of pushing Tony into the propeller blade at that instant and then took his uncle's advice to not pursue the bosses wife. Was Furio honorable? That's a relative question...but compared to most of the characters on the show...he was fairly honorable in this instant. I'd say he was more intelligent and able to set his emotions aside than honorable.
After they whacked Jimmy Altieri, Silvio says “get the piano dolly” lmao
Nice one!
Dude I never could make out what the hell he said, thank you lmao
I never seen a piano dolly before, I had to Google it and nearly pissed myself laughing
@@Victor_Victory I didn't know it either. I google it too WTF sil 😂
I came here for this
Ralph at the Bing : " You never made a joke about Ginnie Sac ?? "
Chrissy, Sil, Tony : " Nooooooo ... Not like that. "
"Ummm boy are you fat".
@@purplesword5536 " Mambo... Oh Carlos was teaching you the Mambo , that's a different story.... GET OUT ! GET OUT ! "
@@adamchewy2284 "nice little payday for you"..
@@purplesword5536 " sometimes I think Rusty bangs his wife in installments. "
@@adamchewy2284 the mayor of munchkin land..
*You hear what i said Borko, they're like an ad for a weight loss center*
Before and after
Do you have to make the same stupid joke every time it comes up!!
This guy, won't stop breaking balls ..
Before & waaay before lmfaooo
3:49: I love how Tony S angrily but subtly slams Tony B’s head on the bar. You can tell he’s pissed that Blundetto insulted his weight but has to keep it under control.
Not too subtle a detail tho
Also shows you what sycophants Tony is surrounded with, too ball-less to laugh at a joke unless Tony says it
@@merkins87 I hate when he wears his syco pants
@@MAK9246 on god bro those syco pants are shitty af
He knows it was impersonation
Silvios face when Johnny walks in gets me every time 😂😂
5:47 I had to search "The Shah Of Iran" and i couldn't stop laughing for a minute straight! 😂😂😂
Me too!!
He really does! Lmao
Mohammed Reza Pahlavi!
I just Googled him.
Dayum he's right! 😂😂😂😂😂
@@janeentumbao8690 he may have been used as a joke but in reality, When the Shah left Iran, Iran lost its sunshine forever! Long live the Shah of Iran!
0:57 - 1:05 Most underrated line in the entire show.
My mom loves this line. "Think on this, burger boy"
It's my favorite line.
Cunt hair?
The Sopranos is the only show since Married with Children to openly cast fat actors to play fat characters that are made fun of on screen for being fat. The show did wonders for the employment of fat actors (even if the Sopranos mostly hired fat men, while MWC gave jobs to fat women).
It's mostly fat italian-americans bantering
It's kind of sad though, that the only jobs fat actors had back then (and probably still now) were just to act as punching bags. I can't see them having a very lucrative career after that, either. Hopefully MWC at least paid them well.
@@WillowJordan1979Mmmm boy, someone never had a makings of a Varsity athlete
If it’s any consolation, the guy who played Bobby went on to appear in Blue Bloods.
@@WillowJordan1979or they can be like Vito and lose a bunch of weight and have THAT be a major plot point. It’s all up to them
Jerseys a small state, she moves in she could tip it ova
When she goes camping the bears have to hide their food.
Ginny Sac, Bobby Bacala, Tony Soprano, Big Pussy, Jimmy , Fat Dom and Special Agent Vito are the fattest in this show.
arcticpwners really? It’s like you just....named all of the fat characters...weird how that works.
@@KolchaksGhost yeah I can't think of anyone else who is really fat. Janice is a bit curvy but not fat.
arcticpwners you named all of the fat male characters at least
It was an off color remark...
We’re talking about my wife’s shinebox here, my shinebox!
"Again with the money?"
@@mister8800 "It's settled John, so either name a price or get the fuck over it!"
@@Benizzle08 *stares*
Silvio's laugh at 6:00 is legit the funniest thing I've ever seen
1:47 one of the greatest missed lines here, I bet even bobby didn't pick up on that one
I didn’t either
@@grobble7321he counts as multiple people
It's like an ad for a weight loss center. Before and waaaay before
Watch it, Chrissy...
@@Avengerie he did-dent mean it...
You hear what I said Tone?
If you ever tell anyone about me losing my shoe again, I'll give you another lawn job! Heh heh heh.....
@@pauliegualtieri4314 "I'm not runnin' a school here kid"..
"borko already pulls down more scratch than anybody, from these Sopranos clips."
Based on how many uploads??
There is no scratch in his scratch book.
T know about this....?
@@pauliegualtieri4314 ''he's getting his weasel greased"..
Borko’s been uploading Sopranos clips since Moses wore short pants
I always thought Bobby was adorable in a way. I love big guys like him.
Watch your fat fuckin mouth
Tony Soprano is hot too as a bigger tough guy but people already talk about that.
I have a fat cock👀
What the fuck are these replies
Dont get lost there.
The calzone with legs joke is pretty funny
I know right
More of a comment, really.
@@dimwitted-foolmy boss is so fat he couldn't work unless theirs a salami sandwich in front of him
You have got to respect and admire Bobby's will and power to not say anything after Tony or anyone else treats him like shit until you know, he's by himself.
Bobby put up with so much shit from much worse people than he was lol
Well bearing in mind loads of these jokes were made before Bobby's ascension. If he makes a big deal over it he's fucked. And look where biting his tongue got him - a promotion. Unfortunately, that promotion also got him killed.
In earlier seasons he was lucky they let him live, he has no friend in tony's circle and vito was not his friend, vito would take his territory if sal didnt rule in his favor. He had a family to feed, his only choice is to suck it up.
@@toffeelatte6042speaking of loads
@@winzyl9546 As Phil Leotardo said, regarding other issue "We decapitate, and then make business with ones who left".
They "decapitated" - killed Mikey, Chucky Signore, and Junior was in prison already.
Bobby was the "one who's left' side.
Furio laughing at the Ginny Sack joke as if he understood it
It’s so wild that Christopher said Tony’s gonna die of a heart attack by fifty and actor James Gandolfini actually died at 51 of one. It’s his birthday today too..RIP to a legend ❤️
Fucking Edgar Kasey over here
@@rustykuntz94 Cayce** but LOL good one
You do not nead to be biology professor to notice that.
You know quasimodo predicted all of this
@@rustykuntz94
Hey Rusty!
How's your brother Seymour?
Paulie has some good lines, good timing, delivery, etcetera only downfall is his need to maximize his laugh radius by repeating his jokes.
That's the funniest part imo the need to make his shit heard by who he wants to suck up too
You heard what I said, Tone?
Heh heh heh
Vito breaking the chair was hilarious . I heard the scene was an accident so the guys reaction was authentic. who knows it could be " fucking slander , you ask me "
Steve Turowski haha , so was Elton John and rock Hudson !
M M - whatever happened to Gary Cooper? Strong silent type?
Johnny Khomlately , he died
@@MM-qi5mk Group! Group!
Johnny Khomlately , you re going to call Frankie for RED CLAY !
"When ginny sack goes camping the bears have to hide there food" always cracks me up😅
Happy New Year ladies and gentlemen!!!
Happy New Year Borko. Also nice saving the best moment for last when Vito falls off the chair. Priceless
Happy new year Borko boy
¡Viva Serbia!
Happy new year you fat fuck!
Thankyou so much
Bobby Baccala aka calzone with legs.
Aka Burger Boy.
Junior and Bobby's whole arc kind of always reminded me of the 'unique' relationship between Mr Lahey and Randy on Trailer Park Boys. Excluding all the homosexuality of course.
Fvcking fanooks..
True. Randy also has a huge gut and is kind of a dumbass.
accurate
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That's a comparison I never thought I'd see lol
2:37 Michael breaks character but they kept in anyway because it's so funny
4:39 "I'm gonna kill myself?! The way you fuckin' eat you're gonna have a heart attack by the time you're 50". James died of a heart attack at 51. R.I.P.
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
I felt the same way when Tony kept saying to his mom "You're dead to me".
Then, Nancy Marchand died in real life!
No more weight remarks, borko. They're hurtful, and they're destructive.
My favorite joke in this show was a subtle one.
Tony was discussing something with Uncle Junior in the doctor's office. While fidgeting with a mechanical scale throughout the scene, Tony decided to step on it.
The way Tony held his stomach in disbelief and the genuine confusion on his face when he saw the number on the scale was so damn funny.
Little moments like that really made this show feel so alive.
“When she goes campin, the bears have to hide their food.” 😂
The old man Borko , knows how to split his enemies
Even the jokes/humor on this show was the realest 😂
Chris was actually right James dies of a heart attack in his 50,s
It was kinda obvious sadly
Fucking the Amazing Kreskin ova here
Patsy was so intimidating but also seemed like one of the more friendly memebers of the crew he still helped his buddy up after he fell
I would categorize it less as "helped his buddy" and more as "he relocated his unhelpful laughter". lol
BIG TIME agreement on Patsy being intimidating, though. In real life, it's guys like him who are the most dangerous...the guys who don't waste energy on chest-puffing. I like to think it was Patsy who arranged the hit on Tony, and then took over as boss.
@@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid I always firmly believed paulie called the hit in
Back in high school, Ginny's nickname was Goodyear.
She was a ballerina back then.
6:29 that chair either really broke there or they did it before without telling the actors. Look at their faces when the chair cracks just before breaking 😀
Yeah they looked genuinely shocked when the chair breaks (they jump).
yeah but the camera was angled to catch the chair tipping over perfectly
Nah. Ralph's reaction was way too cartoonish.
Doesn't make sense for the actor to be that level of jumpy.
He knew it was coming, and had the reaction ready.
“Think on this, burger boy” it’s lines like this that make Junior the funniest character in the show
The disgust on Tony face 1:27 😂😂
Tony relishes in making fun of people fatter than him.
0:43 Silvio's face 😂
“I think it’s time for you to seriously start considering salads”
“What d’you mean?”
“I mean get off my car before you flip it you fat fuck”😭😭😂
5:57 Tony B is the best 😂
Before & way before 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sopranos has impeccible timing. @4:48, Paulie doesn`t stand up until sees Christopher isn`t going to stop.
Ralph had no social training & I love it
What the hell are you doing here lol
Ralph was the closest thing to a chomo in the whole series
He was easily the best character in the show. Along with Patsy and Junior
Calzone with legs... 😂😂😂
I lost it when paulie said about the bears hiding their food
Best line of all
1:39 what if Bobby actually did flip his car over?
Then it would enrage Tony because it would show that Bobby had the makings of a varsity athlete that’s capable of flipping over a car, something that Tony in not able to do.
@@Victor_Victory Adding to that, Tony would react to the sight of Bobby wearing his outdoors kit in "Pine Barrens" with pants shitting levels of terror.
“The way you eat you’re gonna have a heart attack by the time you’re 50”
When you realise this was prophetic
0:19 I just noticed Paulie made alot worse Ginny Sac jokes than Ralphie ever did. Don't know how I missed that after watching the series so many times
'get off my car before you flip it over' xD
4:47 that's a very chilling prophecy.
This shit inspired me to get my ass health and skinny as possible
Yoo nah…. 💀💀💀 there’s no way
Tony laughs at Pauley's Ginny Sac joke then pretends he's horrified when Johnny confronts him LOL
These wise guys are ready to laugh at or behind each other at a moment's notice.
No Honor Among Thieves
"You eat sausage and beef by the fucking car load" - Ralph's last words
"To the victor belongs the spoils" - Quotations Book by Quasimodo
I love at the end those actors are genuinely laughing their ass off 😂😂😂
"I'm gonna kill myself? The way you fuckin' eat, you're gonna have a heartattack by the time you're 50!"
But if someone calls Tony a fat joke, his feelings gets hurt
Something about those 3 hyenas laughing their asses off at Vito at the end, breaks me up every time.....heh heh heh...
I always piss myself laughing when Vito's ass breaks the chair.
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Its the damn spring noise lol
@@RexTyrranae ?
@@Daniel-nn8mr I commented that two years ago
You probably had a Game of Thrones related pfp
@@RexTyrranae I'm only responding because I didn't know I got comment at that time and I got a notification saying someone commented so I saw your comment for the first time. And I did have a game of thrones pfp, it was House Stark.
0:02 Bobbys stomach size is simply absurd
He was wearing a fat suit for season 2 and 3
“Before and way before” 💀💀💀🤣😅
Calzone with legs FUCK IM DYING
"Before and waay before" lmao
I like a borko video you could grab onto something..
Purple Sword 5 you grab onto Borko. Your fuckin channel will disappear.
@@oscarc649 heeeeyyy, that's some channel's owner, come on!
The editing from clip to clip is just hilarious
When Tony Soprano comes out of the house with a red shirt on, all the kids yell HEY KOOL AID! 😂😂😂
Furio is probably the only guy never to made fun of someone in the whole show.
He was the only one who wasn't super insecure about himself 🤷♂️😂
up in da club
Is a good thing. In the uk with make fun of people in every opportunity we have. We call it humour.
you got a bee onna you hat
Little did Christopher know ….Tony actually did have a heart attack
"The way you eat you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're 50" How prophetic, Tony died of a heart attack at 51, missed it by 1 year.
Furio's face when Johnny walks in is acting gold!!
Vito:I know how to keep my mouth shut
Ralph:Well unless of course there’s a salami sandwich around 💀
I was hearing “slimy sandwich” lol.
"The way you eat you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're fifty." Well, Chris was only one year off.
When Vito broke the chair. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Junior calls Bobby ‘Burger Boy’ I couldn’t help but spit my drink out
6:28 Ralph the way he jumps! Lol
"before you flip it over" CRYING 😭😭
"I think it's time for you to seriously consider salads? Get's me every time
"Think on this burger boy"😂😂
Ohhh Jonny
4:45 It's unbelievable how Chrissy REALLY predicted how Gandolfini ended up....
Michael Imperioli made more predictions than The Simpsons ever did.
Actually Quasimodo predicted this not Chrissy
@@dannythomas417like what?
@@UnCreativeDeconstructionism He predicted that James Gandolfini would have a heart attack in his 50s, in which he did tragically.
01:34 This always gets me. xD
“When Jennie hauls ass, she’s gotta make two trips” 😂
Oh Johnny! 🗿💀