Entitled Mother INTENTIONALLY POOPS HERSELF just to RUIN a WEDDING - Reddit Podcast
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0:00 My Entitled Mother poops herself ON PURPOSE, because she hates the wedding that she was a bridesmaid at. (u/CoffeFanatic)
10:33 I just found out that the girl I married 5 days ago cheated on me a year ago, and I honestly don’t know what to do. (u/juicy-monkey)
14:20 My wife resents me for my depression and wants to end our marriage because of it, and I’m honestly not sure what to do at this point. (u/Deadonmyfeet84)
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Sounds like Amber Heard
🤣😭
You mean
Amber turd
I guess AT found that story somehow and made it….
I knew someone was gonna say it!😂
Turd*
First Story: Wow, that entitled mom makes actual babies seem more mature.
Babies have an excuse for shitting on the floor. This bitch is a fully grown ass adult.
Babies don't even know 1+1 they've just entered this world.
This bitch should at least understand shitting on the floor is for kids.
Agreed. She even poops on the floor, except it's on purpose.
Yup true babies like have to cause they can't walk but that gross mum omg she just stood there to poop and make everyone pay attention to her like yeah cause that's the attention u want right f ing gross 🤢🤢🤢
the guy sounds liek quandale dingle
@@suitntie8710 this guy sounds like a expert typer
"Ragepooped all over themselves" must go down in history as the funniest thing ever said😂😂
It's nice hearing about an aunt who isn't a monster
A nice change from the Karen aunts we hear about on this channel
That aunt is an awesome aunty.
It's nice seeing a good game in his vids for once and not those mobile games (the game is sonic heroes for the GameCube)
@@DetElliottStabler there is a sonic mobile game
This takes, “acting like a baby” to a whole new level
Indeed, you don't just cry or whine about it but now, you poop about it
Even actual babies will cry to give you a warning that they peed or pooped their diaper. Even babies are more considerate than her.
Nobody ain't adopting that mom
😂😂
Wait, it actually also takes “ party pooper “ to the next level
In my family? If someone did what the mom did in story 1, they'd be getting adult diapers every year for Christmas for the rest of their lives.
Lol maybe that is what the mum needs and tell her " if u would like to go to a wedding wear the diapers and sit at the back and if u even try to talk u r going to have tape over ur mouth " lol
Ahh... the pettiness. Love it.
🤣 ROFLMAO!
😂😂
don't forget the birthdays :-) I would also give them to the sister just in case.
The mother and the sister in story one had two options that would have worked with varying degrees of success. They could have just told the cousin that they weren't going, yes it would have been a jerk thing to do but it would have went over a lot better than what they did.
That wouldn't have gotten them attention
He said, "Rage pooped". Lol!
Even if the mom wasn't there, the wedding had a good plan but poorly executed.
Also I love the Aunt in this!
Honestly, props to the husband and wife having the wedding that way. Even if it wasn't traditional or normal to the family, they chose a design where they would be the most happy together. What a story.
I don't know why OP had to say it was ugly, it sounds pretty nice if you ask me
@@badsaturnz23 I mean, He probably didn't like a lot of green. At least he respects the husband and wife's wishes of that wedding. Unlike the mother tho
If I was there I would love it
Don’t defend the military guy’s and cripple girl’s wedding the whole thing was indeed ugly.
@@Mario87456 Well, someone woke up today and chose to be hateful
Story 1: it honestly is awesome that they went to the American Legion for their military style wedding, They’re a great organization.
Can’t believe a mother pooped on a floor because she didn’t like the decor, that’s something a literal toddler would do. 😂
Yeah, I don't believe it either.
@@dwasifarkaralahishipoor2223 I don't doubt it. I know some people.
I wish she did it on something expensive so she got a fine
a toddler a newborn👍🤣🤣
And The SISTER...Can you believe how much of a jerk she is,to support her MOM`S HORRIBLE ACTIONS? Those two are inexcusably HORRIBLE!
Sometimes I think I forget these are adults and not children
swees cheese
Same though
they are children, at heart
@@livewellwitheds6885 No, they are not, they are just narcissists.
Story one: just shows everyone that a life changing moment can be fucked up by something like this, also why take a crap gross 🤮
honestly she just embarrassed herself and nothing more
If the mother is going to act like a literal baby, then she should be treated like one.
I would put my mom in a crib and put a pacifier in her mouth
true
Auntie wasn't having any of it!! Don't blame her either. 🤢🤮
Mom needs to be in a straight jacket. That is beyond insane behavior 🤢
If I had been at the Poop Wedding, I would have laughed and laughed. That mother made a complete fool of herself.
This is one of those times where i would justify being a jacka** because if that happened for attention seeking it would be the attention they didnt want
The wedding story. I would start calling the mom and sister some sort of "poop" name.
Latrine: It used to be Shithouse
@@Cross177 totally forgot that the army uses/used that word. Definitely fits the mom and sister.
Perhaps... the fetid head?
I think they should have rubbed her nose in it.
Amber turd
In the last story, it sounds like the wife had already lost her love of the OP long before she admitted it. The way she talks about the marriage being done for so adamantly is a big indicator, to me, that she has no feelings anymore, and likely has already developed feelings for someone else. In her eyes, the man she married was gone, replaced by a fat, mopey guy who doesn't pay his way. Not saying she's right, but it's very often the case that people come to resent those they love if they become burdensome, and in the case of a marriage, unattractive. It's never fair, but it happens all the time
It sounds boderling entitled because she wait to the very end to tell it, and even more to the guy who pulled her out of depression. Its kinda "woman 101: Gaslight the man into believe is his own fault for it", when she can tell it sooner and help sooner. Instead she literally deattach herself from the relationship and wait until that moment to lay down all of that. That's literally why i don't trust in woman anymore, you don't know who will be an entitled B* like OP's wife who goes "me 1st, me 2nd, me 3rd" all the time.
@@SenseiRaisen That's why I specified that it's not fair. I was just giving my observation on what happened. Don't put it all on women, though, that gives some dangerous vibes. Any partner on either side can do the same thing. It's just a sad bit of life, that when one of a couple's stock goes down, the other starts looking to cash out. We're hardwired to be selfish, that's what makes people who overcome these instincts and stand by the people who stood by them when they were at the worst so admirable
@@SenseiRaisen start dating men then ❤️
@@whatchannel3270 It's always the man's job to support and comfort his spouse that story just proves that women can't handle man's emotions that's why you have to be stoic and emotionless it's the only way people will respect you
@@nickcooper3278 Why? Why are we asking men to be emotionless? There is no practical benefit toward asking that of them. In fact, there are many reasons not too, mainly in regards to their mental health. Maybe we should start respecting the men that do show their feelings, because they have the courage to not suppress their feelings in the name of some completely random standard society thought was "manly"
Edit: grammar
Story 1: The moment that mother came there drunk, they should've thrown them out on the spot.... but sharting yourself on purpose??? Really??? Thats not even remotely an accident. That's not entitled, thats just sick. I did laugh a lot when the aunt knocked her in the jaw though, majorly warranted there. I feel awful for Kyle and Mary though, what a lousy thing to go through.
I bet the mother actually planned it to happen
👃🏿Not to mention dangerous, it's one thing if she already had to go, but my god.👃🏿
Story 2: You go through marriage annulment, and move on, you do not live with a cheater.
I honestly think that this themed marriage would be a banger
I thought the same thing
@@tofluffybunny6780 me too
@@JustWhy11 Same here.
This would look like in Call of duty themed wedding.
I would wear what the guys would wear if its a military wedding if its army training clothes since i hate dresses
@@theponyarmy2118 Indeed brother, i don't like dresses as well, since it exposes my legs quite a lot.
OMG, I love this AUNT! She was the absolute best!
an adult poops herself because she didnt like a wedding cause it wasnt about her? im pretty sure this is a 1 year old
To be honest I think the mom drank from the fountain of youth and became a baby so I agree with her being a 1 yr old.
Nah that’s a fetus
No even a 1year old is more considerate
Story one is to descriptive to get through without throwing up
When the aunt and mom got into a brawl I’m surprised she wasn’t slinging shit around as her weapon
Who knows...... maybe she was and just wasn''t said.
The last story...just leave her and take your son. She's cheating, that's why she wants to leave. She's being extremely toxic by blaming it on you
That's exactly what I was thinking
But didnt his son say that he only wants his Mom ?
But really, thats a pretty bad and rude kid
u/w0mbatina but it the best
''She had been pushing me to see a psychologist and talk about stuff to get a hold of the depression and possibly to go on anti-depressants.''
''But I can't help but feel like she's been lying to me for months that everything was fine, if she had broached this before it wouldn't have gotten this out of hand.''
She has been telling you this. You just weren't listening.
@@stubetsgamer8288 it seems like she was playing hints game of saying it honestly and directly
For story one: at least it's a day to remember?
I saw the title and I thought "what the hell"
Me too
Don't blame you!
Who the f*ck chooses to take a sh_t during a wedding?!
"Mom,why didint you go to the toilet before going to the wedding?"(pls get me out of this world where the word poop exists,PLS-)
I can't understand how someone can have a bowel movement at will. My guess is that entitled mother ingested a handful of laxatives, they can work as fast as in 30 minutes, and had the whole thing planned. The woman also seems to have a drinking problem. She needs professional help.
If I were at the wedding I would've taken pictures just to embarrass her even more
Valid ✅
First story: If the Entitled Mother and Sister of OP did not like it, they should not have participated in the wedding regarding anything at all.
I guarantee the lady in the 1st story downed a bunch of laxatives before the wedding! And I'm surprised she didn't get her entitled daughter to do the same!
Simply put that entitled mother would be not only banned but also court ordered to stay away that stuff is just not acceptable in any way
The 2nd story sounds like the woman wanted the man to find out. How do you accidentally send photos of messages instead of photos of people especially wedding ones.
Right that's what I was thinking to
Especially photos from a year ago, how do you go from a few days ago all the way down to a year ago? I think she tried to either tell him like that as a apology or she wants to break it off.
For story number 1: Don't wear anything that is REALLY bright
That last story hit me personally from dealing with a similar situation
the term "rage poop" should not exist 😂 this is certainly one way to have an unforgettable wedding 😭
Story 3. The OP should tell his wives parents about their daughter's behavior and entitlement.
And explain how they helped her when she was depressed.
And how she's abandoning him when he's going through the same thing.
So that her parents can maybe talk some sense into her and make her.
And make her realize that what she is doing is wrong in a lot of ways.
I think she is definitely cheating it to me looks so much like it I just have a feeling she is cheating
@@aussiefamily4886 oh it's guaranteed that she's cheating all the signs are there in bright neon flashing lights.
@@alphaleader870 yup I just hope OP can see it like we can
@@aussiefamily4886 same here.
The first story pissed me off, because all of this could've been avoided. The family KNOWS how the mom is, yet she was able to be a bridesmaid. I'm glad the aunt punched her out, but she's like this cause the fam enabled her. So...I'm on the fence about feeling bad for anyone
Not to mention entitled or not the mother did have a point about the flaws of the wedding such as the ugly design and the ugly hairstyles as well as the ugly dresses and ugly theme not to mention how terrible it is that the military guy married a cripple.
Really nice that Kyle insisted Op stay they knew she was actually good unlike the sister and mother and didn’t hold it against her
While listening to this I was eating food and I allmost loss my appetite and though up
First story: Damn that aunt has more patience than me
After listening to the first story, I was surprised at how 2 people would go and ruin someone's wedding, like why the f#@k would you do this to someone's wedding?
Too bad the 2 idiots will never go to another Family Wedding ever again
And yet I find this surprising since I've been to multiple Friends and Family Weddings and I'm one of the Groomsmen for my Twin Brothers Wedding coming up on May 20th 2023
I'm surprised the groom didn't go full on Sargent Hartman on mom and sister in law, even the late R Lee Ermey would have smacked both of them for acting that way.
Last story, this is my reality right now. My wife is in the military and told me she is resenting me because I am disabled with leukemia and depression. I watch our daughter and she's been away and we haven't seen each other in 2 years. For some reason she thinks she can just wash her hands of the marriage and she won't be financially responsible. But she found out she will most likely have to pay me alimony which I WILL SEEK, I have seen other men like me just go separate ways and get screwed over while the wife moves on living good and gets remarried he's struggling. Since also I have watched out daughter for longer than we've had her I will also receive primary custody and she'll be paying some child support. Once my wife found out about this part that she just couldn't wash her hands and walk away clean her ideals changed. She went from unwilling to Oh we can work on it. Because a good portion of her monthly income coming to me as alimony supporting my needs instead of my disability and VA disability and her income supporting us together.
WOW!! it sounds like OP's case too. But this is why i hate woman like OP's wife and (sorry to said this) your wife, who always try to make things goes their way because they think "they can find better" once they are economically better and the partner is going through a bad moment. If is the opposite the man is chastised to eternity while woman like this get a free pass because "she is a woman". Marriage is a 2 way street.
Your wife is a snake waiting to strike for her benefit, openly. Do not wait for her to get one over on you at yours and your daughter's expense. Make sure you and her are taken care of, even if that means having to hang your openly hostile wife out to dry. I'm very truly sorry you're having to go through all of this. I hope things get better.
@@SenseiRaisen Indeed she wouldn't tell me for a long time, but I noticed because we always say "I love and miss you" and she just wasn't saying it back. Sometimes she would just send a heart or pretend like she was busy. When I pressed about it she eventually said "to be honest, I resent you" It's basically sound some some feminist therapist putting these ideas in their head. Now that I can't do much i'm useless to her and she can do better type attitude.
@@SenseiRaisen But when we first met I paid for everything I was going to medical school and I worked had plenty of money. She didn't work at all until I ended up getting sick and when my daughter was born my VA, and disability couldn't support our expenses anymore.
How do you look at your partner with leukemia and think, "I can make a profit off of that."
Your wife is an asshole.
I would be embarrassed to if I had such a monster of a mom as the one in the first story, that wasn't cool what she did.
Well, they say something goes wrong at every wedding, but that probably takes the cake.
But do you think anyone actually ate the cake after all that? Lol
@@Nareimooncatt 🤣🤣🤣
@@Nareimooncatt I would still eat the cake lol I use to my kids poop and my cats and damn the cat can stink the house out lol so yes I would still eat the cake lol
chocolate cake to be exact 🤢
So story 1 is convincing me that the right answer is having a dry wedding. If any of the wedding party shows up drunk, I'm kicking them out
First Story: bro that aunt got all my respect fr
I'm sorry but imagine you're at a wedding and you hear the nastiest sloppiest shit being let out
So loud that the priest stops and has to process wtf is going on
I had to giggle
fr 🤢💩
Sounds like something my crazy grandma would do. Heck she once yeeted herself down stairs because she wasn't being given enough attention.
If it was me, the moment she started complaining about the decor would have been a red flag, and showing up in such tacky and gaudy clothes(not to mention drunk) to a military themed wedding would have been grounds for calling security, and then not allowing them to be in the wedding.
Those wedding decorations sound cringy and I love it. It like living a bad movie.
With or without the entitled mom there, that wedding sounded crappy
To be honest it sounds good even if it failed in execution but they love it.
guy framly guy: OHHH BECAUSE SHE POOPED HERSELF AND YOU SAID IT WAS CRAPPY
@@GamerVoorhees Damn I forgot all about Fouad 🤣
True and the entitled mother did have good points on how terrible the wedding looked and the terrible fact that military guy was marrying a cripple girl even if she is entitled.
*Story 1:* Talk about crazy mother! I've attended weddings that I didn't want to attend, but I just sucked it up and went with it, simply because I wanted to support both the bride and groom. The idea of shitting all over the floor in response is just disgusting! Who does that at any time, never mind the wedding of a family member. That's so unacceptable behaviour. And she deserved *far worse* than to be sucker punched by the aunt in this story.
Just saying if my mother did this I would personally disown myself from her 🙃
Second story: I wouldn’t waste a moment in filing for an annulment.
I kinda got annoyed at OP for commenting that the wedding looked ugly, because everything she just described actually sounds pretty damn cool.
Some people have different taste. At least he didn't say it out loud and said "It's their wedding and I should respect their wishes." Unlike the Entitled Mother
OP might actually have a point since we weren’t there to see how it looked exactly in fact while a military themed wedding would usually be cool in theory perhaps this time it was quite ugly and poorly done.
Soupy poop 💩 😂😂😂. I've got to commend the mothers level of commitment.
The last story: I see a lot of people blaming the wife. However, I’ve been depressed and being around someone who’s depressed. I’m the one who “seems to be much better” like the wife as well. But, often times, depressed people can not seem depressed because they’re trying to not be depressed. It’s incredibly hard for someone who’s trying to get better to be around someone who’s just moping around, and refusing to get better no matter how hard you try to support them. The problem is, you have to be the one who tries to get better, no one else can help you otherwise. It has to come from you.
I find it incredibly selfish to continuously use depression as an excuse to not try to seek help, and bring everyone around you down with you. It’s pretty telling in the post, considering the wife said: “you don’t try to get better” and him making one excuse after another about why he isn’t getting help. I can sympathize with your depression, but I’m also just human. I can’t carry both your depression and mine and actually get better.
agree
yeah u/w0mbatina but it the best
''She had been pushing me to see a psychologist and talk about stuff to get a hold of the depression and possibly to go on anti-depressants.''
''But I can't help but feel like she's been lying to me for months that everything was fine, if she had broached this before it wouldn't have gotten this out of hand.''
She has been telling you this. You just weren't listening.
The problem tho is when the wife was depressed, OP was there and supported her but now that the roles are reversed she basically kicking him to the curb which is a btch move.
Last story: you best believe the wife is cheating on him with her boss, the boss helped her pick up a bike faraway and came back late, let's be honest she didn't want to help because she already knew it would be easy to blame him for being depressed and be done with it.
Story 1. As the OP I would disown my mother and sister. And on the way out I would light all their favorite clothes on fire in the back yard. And then I would disappear.
Just a point of correction in story #1, you don't retire from active duty to become a drill sergeant. Drill Sergeants ARE ACTIVE DUTY. My dad was a Drill in the 90s.
That said, Kyle may have retired from military service and became a civilian instructor to the military, but most definitely NOT a Drill Sergeant. Which is what I think OP meant
I've never known anyone that can poop at will, much less in such a fowl way as that first story. My guess is it wasn't done on purpose, but that the mother was so plastered that she didn't have control of her bodily functions and didn't care that it happened.
But whatever the case, you don't disrespect a couple on their wedding day, and I also wouldn't invite her to any others. If the wedding bothered her and the OP's sister that much, she and the sister should have never agreed to attend. I'll also put some of the blame on the aunt when they showed up drunk. Instead of being rushed through getting prepped, they should have been sent packing, possibly in the back of a patrol car to see that they got safely home or whatever. It would've been much less embarrassing to be a couple brides maids short than to have the fiasco that did happen.
i can. i dont even have to sit and wait. just give the command and it happens.
You can if you try hard enough. Speaking from experience.
First story : I'm absolutely stunt about how far some people go to get their will or sabotage someone else's special time! Honestly this is just crazy! I would absolutely go NC after such a sh*t show!
The poor OP in the last story!!!
Gives new meaning to the expression putting up a big stink
Soupy poop..... That's quite a visual
If she hated the wedding so much why go in the first place
People love causing drama/problems.
That poor Aunt 😂
Story 3:
She cheated/cheating
The fact that the entitled mother described the bride as a cripple is so fucked up and effects me personally!!!!!!!
Really? The entitled mom hated the military themed wedding? I thought it was pretty cool! You don't see a lot of military themed weddings anywhere, so it's nice to see something unique!
The problem is that well it was apparently quite ugly looking so don’t defend military guy’s and cripple girl’s wedding
#1- put your mother in a home for a bit as punishment #2- get rid of the witch because she'll do it again #3- get rid of her she is in it for her, see if you can get the doctors to do something for you.
People like this are why we invented tranquilizers
That's horrifying but honestly can't stop laughing.
3:48 the Op's aunt woke up and decided to choose violence over peace hot dam imagine having a aunt like that man no mercy
second one is lucky and doesnt even realises. Sure being cheated on and finding out a week after wedding is not good, but it sure is better than finding out after 10 years married with 3 kids
I’ve never heard the term “rage pooped” 😂
I guess my friend was right when she said that an adult is basically a child in a bigger body.
*This took it to a whole other meaning.*
😂😂😂😂 Oh god I barely got through the first story, but but damn the second the narrator dude said “rage poop” well giving his thoughts I broke, I laughing so hard I scared my dog that was laying next to me 😂😂😂😂
I would crack up if I saw that story about an entitled mother who actually shat herself on purpose
That woman in the first story is pretty much Angelica Pickles meets Eric Cartman. The ultimate karen in my book.
If it werent for the mother, that wedding would have been so sweet! I will admit that the decorative choices where very... Creative.
Last story: She's already found someone else and was waiting to kick the husband to the curb. People seen to forget the in sickness and in health part of traditional vows. He helped her through it and when the roles reversed she found she wasn't capable of the same.
Honestly, man, I don't think she was cheating on him. As someone who deals with and has dealt with others who have depression, I can say the latter group when not trying to help themselves are exhausting and toxic people to deal with to the point where it might be a good idea to go low or no contact for your own mental health. I've had to do that with my mom.
Mom got Shwifty!
You are being too nice I would have ended this relationship and there would be no wedding
Maybe Kyle can whip the entitled mom into shape
bro i just died after the reading the title
My god, for the first story, the mother seemed crazy ontop of crazy.
First story: the mom really rage-shit at a wedding
In the last story the op mentioned his wife is the only one he’s opened up to and that makes me think that she’s asked him to get help for a while but since he never did she lost her feelings for him and started to move on which is harsh but I understand.
Well, if I was in the entitled mom’s shoes, I would’ve just openly refused to be the bridesmaid
My aunt punched my mom square in the jaw is the most beautiful words in that story
If that happened to me I would be right out the door as fast as the flash.
That wedding sounds amazing
That's just, super messed up, man.
I feel my mom is a toxic person because she got very mad at me for not saying thank you at a track game to a teammate for saying good job and I do not know what to do this is not the first time either and she is a hyocite also who can never admit when she is wrong like the time she said to not say anthing at all when I just bascilly said what she is always saying to me