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A special kind of dumb.

The shortest answer video you can make with the same question, but for Canada, is, "don't say sht".

Almost all of these videos tell us what to do assuming we are in fact drunk. They say just by being pulled over you are virtually guaranteed to be going to jail no matter what, so dont give them anything. That makes sense if you are pretty sure you are drunk. But what if you only had one drink and you feel just fine? How about 2 drinks and feel just fine? Doesnt refusing the tests then guarantee you will be arrested, whereas the cop might let you go if you really arent drunk?

2nd one Ive seen in Washtenaw Mi. Judge Simpsons guy was smart enough to 😮 looked shocked. The whole saga was hilarious

Yeah. I said that amd they pulled me out the frint seat window. And thru me in the middle ifvthe road. I almost git hit by a car. Phycoticliars.

Too much talk too little video

In Britain this would be willful contempt of Law straight to prison 😅

I’ve got a way better piece of advice: how you answer that question depends on whether you actually have been drinking or not. If you have, you’re an idiot and you’re likely screwed anyway, so don’t make it worse. If you haven’t, then say so. Be polite, cooperative. And you’ll be fine. In case you haven’t seen the news: bucking up on an officer during a traffic stop might just get you killed. Just saying. Don’t be stupid. That officer has huge breadth with just how much damage he can bring to your life. When you’re roadside, you’re not the shot caller, the officer is .

I was a prosecutor for 5 years, both felonies and misdemeanors, and have done criminal defense and parole work exclusively for the last 33 years here in Austin, TX. HERE anyway, our officers may be a little bit more on top of things. Your answer of "no" to the question of "have you had anything to drink?" Tells the officer immediately that you're lying to him/her, NOT a good way to start off your encounter. To "take the fifth'? To tell the officer that you're not going to answer his questions, tells the officer that you're hiding something. To shut him/her down completely without answering any questions, at lease here in Texas, gets you arrested for Failure to Identify. The officer can smell the alcohol on your breath, to tell him/her you had "a beer,: etc., doesn't admit to intoxication, but also makes the officer think you're (at least) NOT lying to him. Best answer is an absolute "NO" because you honestly haven't been drinking, don't drink and drive at all and you'll be fine.

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Drinking WHAT ??

Or you could just not drink and drive and then you could answer honestly. But I guess being an asshole like this attorney is also an option. People like this make me sick.

Now if your dad asks you that question, thats a completely different matter

Ah. I had this question wrong. I would have said, "Like a God damn fish."

Just tell the truth and if you’re stupid enough to have been drinking then suffer the consequences of your selfish behavior. Man up . Don’t go out there killing and injuring people. Police arre there because people aren’t responsible enough

"Have i had anything drink? Are you offering me a drink? Thats fantastic, because we ran out of whiskey like 10 miles ago!"

This type of advice simply doesnt make sense to me. If you say Yes, that does not indicate that you broke the law, since in most places the law is 0.08 BAC limit. If you say i plead the 5th, they will take that as you were drinking but avoiding going on the record, and so they will breathalyze you and seek an arrest if they can justify it. At least if you say Yes they might be willing to cut you a break if they dont think you had too much since you were honest with them. Or at least say No and they might not even investigate you for it at all.

Tell the cop, "Officer, I drink the fifth."

How much have you had to drink? Damn, officer, you reek of drink. How about a supervisor ..can you sign my invoice?

For all of you saying don't drink and drive and you'll be fine. Yeah, watch this and see if you still feel that way. And if you think Tennessee is an outlier think again. They just got caught. th-cam.com/video/x7dWEL0Puq4/w-d-xo.htmlsi=42CKbsx_gIIl32QS

The attorney left out to answer this way, if you HAVE been drinking. If your haven't, then say 'no' and a good chance the officer will move on. You will see quickly if the officers mind is already made up that you have been drinking. Then you can go to the 5th amendment route and ask to use the station breathalyzer or have blood work drawn. The portable one is not accurate most of the time.

Then after doing that, you will be immediately taken to the station and will need to call this attorney. See how this works?

Politely say; non of your business there skippy. Go find a criminal or your supervisor will find you flex cuffed and disarmed next to your cruiser with a note telling him how you messed with the wrong citizen today.

Tell him deez nutttz

Has been too long over 13 years ago, and the case over here where I am built up too much, I’ll just firm a confession for murder and hopefully I can have some peace in Jail

Drinking what? Cups of tea?

Officer: “I notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?” Driver: “I noticed your eyes are glazed over. Have you been eating donuts?”

Just say "No" and hide the bottle/can/wine glass better.

Don’t talk to them. Easy

F**k yea!!!!!!!!!!!!! water, tea, orange juice, I even swallow my own spit!! Any more questions?

Yes, I was drinking at your mom's house...

I like the backwards alphabet test. Who the hell memorizes that? From P to E ?

Officer -- your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts ?

How about not risking other people's lives, by drinking and driving. Problem solved.

Thank you for protecting those who like to drive after a few cocktails. Don’t want them getting their rights abused.

If you don't drink and drive, you 'll never have to answer that question

How about just being an adult and not drinking and drive solves all the problems.

Don’t listen to greedy lawyers, do what is right, help the police keep drunk drivers off the road

NEVER do the FST.

Ask him if he has a fishing license.

I was in a train station accident the door shut on me and it injured my neck and hand I had to go to the emergency department do to injuries

If an officer is stupid enough to sinply ask me if I have been drinking my response is always yes I drink constantly all day every day. . . As much water as my body needs.

If an officer is stupid enough to sinply ask me if I have been drinking my response is always yes I drink constantly all day every day. . . As much water as my body needs.

"I've been slurping your mother's cum for the last 3 hours. Does that count?"

I hit him back with the same question. Excuse me sir have YOU been drinking? I can smell the alcohol on your breath, have you been at the bar today sir? How many drinks have you had? Would you submit to a breathalyzer, I believe you’re impaired on the job.

NA BEER in Nebraska legal on probation

Also in my state it isn't legal to drive while using a phone or distracted.

I would be pleased to see an officer concerned enough about my hydration that he stops to ask but I would be ashamed to tell him I'm not even close to the recommended 8 glasses.

I say I want a Lawyer now. And that's all in my opinion

Q: What do I say when asked anything or told anything by a LE officer? A: <silence>