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You’re missing the shot of a computer monitor recorded by another device.

I love video essays, is it wrong? Are the video essays i watch wrong?

Bragging about how you’re the most deepest person makes you more shallow than a kid pool

You needed but 1/3 of the time to make the same joke

Im so glad this video was recommended to me

I think this video and the comments are made by toddler with 0 attention span

i want to cry

I’ve been using CapCut pro for 30 days and my progression has been pretty amazing so far. Definitely plan on making the switch to AE soon. Seem to me it’s a much more capable video editing software

"why Flo from the progressive ads is a critique of capitalism" Brought to you by SquareSpace

“And here’s why”

I disliked this pretentious video until I got to the punchline

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I have gotten so fucking tired of the flashy video effects and transitions. Its way overused and really painful to watch.

I love your editing

Has anyone noticed that like 90% of video essays focus on media that is geared towards children, with most of it being released at the time when the video essayists would've been children? Idk just a thought

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at this point, i just want to start a channel on video essays... but i'm scared as all hell as i believe i might just go into this category - doesn't help that i once watched an april fools video that was according to the creator, a parody of "overly long" video essays and i found it fine, entertaining and i was happy to see that it was jampacked with information, but when I saw them admitting it in the description, I've been scared off...

Wow, that's a fine way for the essay writer to talk to his Patreon supporters.

This is immaculate

If that doesnt make any sense to you you might be in the 90% lmao

To understand why Mr.Krabs is so greedy and greatly written, we need to go back to where it all started. Chapter 1: Post modern capitalisim:

This is so deep. And so well done!

Lmao the disgusting youtuber accent and ending every sentence with the same cadence is so on point

Letterboxd patrons be like

and i eat them up every single time

cant forget the ones with a super butchered europian accent that put a continous 2 frame paper background over arrows and circles while also having only 3 minutes of video time because they cant put in enough time to make a video long enough

Wyatt Newman is the real prophet here....

Inaccurate. You forgot the obligatory shot of a vhs tape being put into a player.

bucket list : make a 3 hour video essay criticizing the Average Video Essay while making my own video exactly like the Average Video Essay but i make it even more average as the video goes on

Crazy how I was recommended the exact kind of vid this is a parody to at the end

Best essay in video format

When you need to reach the essay word count

what is that background music. its so good

I LOVE THIS. This should be titled how to not make a video essay lol.

You perfectly nailed the vibe. I’d know, because by three sentences in my head was swimming.

Wow great 👍

very impressive

"Time to talk about a hidden gem that nobody knows about and has forgotten about and it's massive and influential impact on the gaming industry; GTA Vice City Stories. But before we do that, a word from our sponsor, [insert 5min long flash animation for 5yr olds, shilling what is most likely a scam]. Now onto the 3hr video. Part 1: On September, 11th, 2001-"

youtube is a dead end that pumps up medicore trash

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Wow! Great. I'm learning it these days. It's so interesting.

that vocal fry is on point

"Just wanna take a quick minute to talk about today's sponsor, Raycon Shadow Legends."

You forgot the VHS tape intro and 80s music

I hate these video essays so fucking much that i even disliked your video.

Just finish a fucking sentence without pausing for fucks sake! Wow, this video was accurate...

bro said nothing

this is the best video

Honestly Nerwriter1 (the inspiration of this video) is actually a great channel. Essays are part of the process of understanding a point of view, or acquiring a new one. You can filter any BS by looking at different visions of the subject and having a robust repertory.

its been 3 years and the format has not changed. they've just gotten longer. *cries*