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6:04 Japanese parents when their kid gets a B- in the exam

German leader is so crazy :D as a German I laughing on the floor

Some of the leaders are saying " You cannot conquer us, History says others have failed" when they haven't been in a war or even made progress in a war🤣.

To answer all the questions - yes, Jadwiga was crowned as a king, even tho she was a gitl. Why? As strange as it sounds it totally has sense, it's not just one reason why it was done this way but few of them. - One of them is that in the polish law it was clearly stated that only a king can be the ruler BUT it wasn't stated that the king has to be male so it was a way to go around this rule. - The next one is that in old polish word "królowa" (queen) means literally "wife of a king". "Król" (king) and "owa" (wife of someone) so if you take that together you have "król-owa" (wife of a king). There is no such thing as queen regnant in polish language. - And the last one is that when Jadwiga was 4 she had her "sponsalia pro futuro" with Wilhelm of Habsburg. So basically they were married and they only had to consumate the marriage for it to be legally binding but to do so they needed to reach the adulthood which at that time was 12. When the polish throne became vacant she was only 8 and when she was crowned she was 10. Polish nobles didn't want to see a Habsburg on polish throne and they were hoping to find a different husband for her so to go around this they decided to crown her as a king to be sure that her future husband won't take any power from her.

I have defeated armies ten times stronger than yours, you will be just one more for historians. Damn germany, calm down

best I can tell, what Barbarossa actually says is more along the lines of "You have heard the warning, yet you still seek conflict. Now you will learn, as many before you." and "How do you want to defeat me, who have defeated so many enemies?"

4:33 turn on captions

Bro u running games on potatoes?

“No power can defeat Rome.” Germanic tribes, Vandals, etc: “And I took that personally.”

Her defeat speech says she’s just beginning the good work and wasn’t ready to leave God’s service yet. It’s even sadder if you consider that she died incredibly young in real life too.

Honestly, I really like Germany's declaration quotes. Especially the one about how this attack will just be another one for the historians. He feels like a ruler that has been through a lot.

1:41 why she speak in italian?

6:04　此れ迄たり。この愚からぬ芝居を終わらせん！（Koremade tari. Kono orokaranu shibai wo owarasen!） 6:12　神風我らを護り、己は嘗ての敵の如く滅亡せるらん。（Kamikaze warera wo mamori, onore wa katsute no teki no gotoku metsubou seruran.） The language of Hojo Tokimune is old Japanese. Modern Japanese cannot understand some of them. Tokugawa Ieyasu's words are not so old. It can be understood by modern Japanese. (In this game). Tokimune was born in 1250 AD. Ieyasu was born in 1543 AD. This game is well made. Tokimune's dialogue is high quality. （DeepL）

1:40 - As Brazilian, I fell appalled by the civ agenda. Pratically, Brazil turns the life of great people a hell, we thirve on mediocrity and contempt. If a Brazilian is due to gretness, he must emigrate, otherwise he will be pushed into madness here. In 2023 the country reached rock bottom on it.

*Drunk black Scottish cyclops noises*

4:42 aint no way Trajan said all that.

Gandhi its so depressing to hear him to be forced to declare war on you, which means you really messed up. No wonder he was storing nukes to ensure peace

4:15 in Russian translation, guys named Zulu civilisation just "Негры"

never played this game, I'm just here to say that Saladin's dialogue is cringe. also the translation is completely wrong

I love the queens reaction. "War? Hmph, we are not amused."

How does one even get Gilgamesh to declare war

Tylko jedno w głowie mam. Koksu pięc gram.

For some reason I had a crush on the Greek female attendant in Civ2.

Gilgamesh is weird.... He is in the actual lore have a beef with Inanna every minute..... He is about to wage war on behalf of her name? Seems awkward...

dziwna jest

Am I the only one disturbed by how the words of Philip II don't match the subtitles?

Those scenes are so cringe

Also was der deutsche Dude sagt hat ja mal gar nichts mit einer wörtlichen Übersetzung zu tun

I’m pretty sure the Ancient Greek lady there actually said something along the lines of “Do not test the might of the gods, blasphemous person!”. Just a hunch, but here in Greece we’re still taught Ancient Greek in schools, because reasons and one more chance for teachers plugging a pain up our ass, but ye. “Spartans return with their shield, or on it.” was and still is an actual phrase meaning that there’s no going back, but it’s direct translation is nowhere near what she says, it’s “Ή τὰν ἢ ἐπὶ τᾶς”/“I tan i epi tas”.

2:50 really hard to take someone seriously when they're wearing a fancy espresso machine on their head

Who are these people? Where is Hitler?

1:58 finalmente,uma fala em português, só não sei se é em português portugal ou português Brasil...

When will they add Stalin and adolf

4:42 how the hell was the long-ass declaration of war so much shorter than the response to war

beuh why is the games animation soo good oh god im amazed :_:

1:45 the hand gesture...😂 Come on! You got every characters speaking the right language and still can't get the italian gesture right?! That gesture means "what do you mean?" in this situation is kinda out of context.

GANDHI NO 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

Trajan: "The die is cast" Subtitles: *navy seals copypasta*

O Kurwa

0:33, the most badass quote you can hear before Gandi nukes the living shite out of you.

Civ 3's Ghengis Khan is the stuff nightmares are made of

The only reason I clicked on the video is cuz I saw the sus us amogus guy.

Saladin’s subtitles are either wrong or hypocrisy. Firstly it was the tradition of kings to try to kill each other. It may not have happened very often, and if the opportunity arose they would prefer to take the other hostage to ransom instead, but they certainly tried their best to kill their enemies on a regular basis. Secondly Saladin of all people warning against the spilling of blood is just silly. He spilled more than most. At the time.

cleopatra didn't learn egyptian. She spoke greek.

Pro tip: You can sell a luxury the Aztec don't have to make him like you again.

Omg spanish is wrong translated, i guest everyone is too

It's funny to know that the voice of Montezuma and Gilgamesh is done by Mexican voice actors... I understand Montezuma, but I didn't expect it from Gilgamesh

Dom pedro 2 !!! 1:56

FAKE most of these are in the game

I like how Victoria smirks right before saying she isn't amused.