the person that made that "right wing extremist" comment did it cause rumble is associated with those people. it's basically served as a place where those people can say whatever they want without repercussions. still wrong to call you that tho
I believe the reason rabbit and owl are not present, is that bears and pigs have a lifespan comparable to humans, but rabbits and most birds dont. Rabbit and owl may have died from old age while Christopher was in college. Alternatively, bears and pigs are also territorial, which may have driven pooh and piglet to stay in the area despite what happened. But rabbits, and by extension Rabbit, dont have this drive, so maybe they just left. As for Owl, the drive to migrate may have been present, causing them to leave. Of course, its also possible they are just off somewhere else, having decided to isolate from humanity, while pooh and piglet decided to stay to take revenge.
16:02 Rumble is used by actual Nazis and far right bigots to spew insane things but that’s only because rumble dosent censor nearly as much so the result is you get those types as well as the legitimate ones. Think of it like how 4chan is mainly memes with a lil spicy idiocy and 8chan being the perma insta FBI watchlist site , personally I wouldn’t worry too much about it , like you said you upload there after you upload here unlike say Steven crowder (yikes his whole situation) and how he got kicked off TH-cam for being a bigot who’s ironically bi yet anti gay yet is being sued for non stop flashing and grabbing junk 🤔, he can only upload to rumble since the TH-cam / twitch ban
26:02 The idea of the way to beat Pooh is hilarious. Like, Pooh is just walking about the woods and he just sees several people in Bee Keeper Suits charging at him with knives and medieval weaponry and just going "Oh bother".
medieval weaponry? grab some chainsaws. heck, he's in the woods, get one of those logging trucks with the claws to hold him down while the boys go Evil Dead on his ass.
If Christopher Robin was going away to college, I'm a bit surprised he didn't consider that his friends would die without him. This story might make more sense to me if he were forced to move away as a child but after knowing them many years.
And then it would make sense that he forgot, because he likely would have written all of it off as imaginary. Or his parents convinced him that. Like he got upset that he has to leave his friends behind and his parents think (and convince him) that they’re imaginary so it’s ok, he isn’t leaving them.)
@@VitaeLibraHad a friend who's family had a kitten (a stray he and his brothers found). He wanted to feed it tuna and milk everyday instead of actual cat food. I explained to him that that would be VERY unhealthy for a growing kitten and even found some cheaper cat food he could use, but he couldn't be bothered. I didn't know any of his family members too well, so there wasn't really anyone else I could convince. Frustrated me to no end. They have dogs they take better care of, so I don't understand how this was too hard to figure out (then again, they have problems with fleas and ticks since no one washes them regularly or gets them medicine, so maybe they're just too lazy). You're right about those horror stories. Thankfully the kind of monsters in this movie don't exist, because that situation could eventually happen if they're raised by someone with little to know knowledge on animal care.
@@VitaeLibra My bad! Hope you sleep good though! 😅 I don't know how the pets are doing health-wise since I don't go to their house anymore. Unfortunately it turns out I'm very allergic to dogs and my skin couldn't really handle being around them anymore. My brother does keep me informed and they seem happy, despite still dealing with fleas. I've since made friends with a couple of cats that live in the neighborhood that I'm a little less allergic to and they're happy and healthy! My favorite is an orange tabby named Star, he's a gentle little gentleman who likes head pats. He comes to visit sometimes, which I always look fowatd to. 😊
Simple explanation for the Pooh-thing's bee control - the scent glands normally found in the paws of bears were modified to produce bee attack pheromones, so when he does the gesture he sprays a small amount of pheromone droplets and the bees attack the 'selected' target(s). It makes a loose sorta sense.
As with most actually biological creatures in these movies (AKA non supernatural), you could kill Pooh rather well with a blow to the throat. Being upright he likely does not have the same protection as a quadrupedal bear would, and bears have been choked out before by people with absolute titanium balls. C Dale Peterson comes to mind.
I was not expecting to find out a man could pinch off a bear's jugular today. It reminds me of the story of a big game hunter in India killing a leopard by shoving his entire arm down its throat.
Look, my metric for how much dread I have with a monster is "Can it be killed/momentarily stopped if I just hit it with a truck?" Like, with particular flavors of vampires. If I slam into it, is it going to get pinned against the wall, or is my truck going to just wrap around it like a concrete pylon? If the truck starts looking like a horseshoe, then I was basically screwed, anyway.
Honestly, the easiest solution would have been telling the creatures to meet other people before going off to college. The creatures clearly remain docile when things are going well and we have the means to keep them happy while scientists figure out what the hell they are and probably advance our understandings of genetics to make it worth the money.
Yeah just introducing them to other people prior would've been smart. Considering he knew them up until he was 18 at least before he left,why he didn't ever once think to tell other people,show other people,give them other means to help themselves and so on is just bizarre. Bad writing.
@@jeremybarrett3616Especially considering you could’ve easily avoided that plot hole and just had it where Christopher either couldn’t go to see them anymore while he’s younger OR have the Bootleg Pooh and friends kill someone else by mistake and Christopher abandons them as a result. Writing isn’t hard, you just have to rub your two braincells together and come up with something that isn’t stupid.
@@rynemcgriffin1752 Like, have the family move away. Christopher would argue with his parents that of course he needs to go to his friends in the woods, but his parents brush it off as him having a bunch of imaginary friends. They assume he's so upset because he doesn't want to move and is worried his 'imaginary friends' can't come with...and y'know over time as he gets older he starts to think "yeah y'know...that must have just been my imagination...there can't actually be bear/human hybrids...". So when he returns as an adult he remembers it as "ah this place where I thought up this crazy imaginary world of talking animal people, they were my best friends".
@@jeremybarrett3616 you could say the same for the crossbreed. There are smart enough to make to make power and upkeep machines. And at no point did they leave the forest to seek help or look for Robin. Na right to we eat are own. And it sad cuz with adding that they tried. But one of them got shot but came back and died. They then eat the body to live and learn to hate humans. Make a better story.
I'm surprised how many people died and how quickly they died in this movie. Usually slasher films like to take their time to maximum horror but in this, the girls are dispatched rather quickly, I'd dare say efficiently
Every time I see actual Roanoke on the screen I always am taken aback by the well spoken, highly scientific man who looks like he could slap box a bear and win
Ever heard the theory that Christopher Robin has Schizophrenia and the inhabitants of the 100 acre wood are his visions? So following that theory, this movie is Christopher not taking his meds.
I think I heard one where each character is a different disorder (Eeyore is depressed, Pooh is a glutton, piglet has crippling anxiety, etc) and then that is speculated to be either a part of the author or something. Sometime a story is just a story. A A Milne wrote the Pooh stories for his son, Christopher Robin Milne. It is fun to indulge in these theories, though.
Roanoke, consider covering the Reanimator movies. You have green goo, zombies, labotomies, hypnosis, and tissue rejection. It's got everything but rabies.
@@RoanokeGamingI second the recommendation, it is without a doubt one of the greatest Horror Movies ever created and the best of Lovecraft's adaptions hands down. Also, boobies.
Ligers are from the male lion and female tigers. A lioness and a male tiger would produce a tigon. The difference comes from the male lion and female tiger not carrying the genes that stop growth, which is why the liger can grow so large. The tigon is damn near a dwarf in comparison because both parents carry that gene.
A proper pooh based horror would be like tucker and dale vs evil, pooh and piglet wandering around tottaly unaware they are in a slasher film, maybe accidentaly killing the slashers as they amble about
22:14 What happpened to Rabbit and Owl isn't said but IRL they couldn't show up outside of animated scenes because they weren't in public domain until this year and the movie was made in 2022 and the director is making a sequel.
What brought us to this point was the expiration of a number of trademarks that were held by Disney which put pooh in the public domain. So expect to see a sequel with Tigger since I think he goes public domain some time soon and the movie made a pile of cash compared to it's budget. Also from Colorado, can confirm, do not hit bears in the head. But anyway, you should watch watch Blade of the Immortal, more action than horror, but it's got worms in it and they do weird stuff.
@joannabaparileszczynska Yeah, the specific version with the red tshirt is still under trademark along with Tigger, which is why he's not in this one and pooh went for a flannel shirt.
They better not do my boy Tigger dirty man, best yet; don't even touch him. But yeah, do him dirty and they'll find out a not so wonderful ting. Hop around and find out
You know, the events of Blood and Honey could’ve been avoided if Christopher Robin left them a lot of food, taught them how to garden, give them clothes, and helped them build houses for the winter. Ya know, make sure they’ll be alright even after he’s gone so they weren’t too dependent on him that they wouldn’t fall apart
I will say if you notice despite all the chances I do not think they killed Christopher or even wanted too. I think while they have mostly given up on their humanity deep down the crossbreeds missed him. Also in regards to what they are I think they came to be due to Chris. You know a child’s imagination and all that.
@@MusingSprite3045ok, I'm gonna need you to elaborate, please. This is the first I've heard anything about tulpa's in relation to Steven Universe. So, a link, or just straight up explaining would be highly appreciated, please and thank you
From what I recall, the reason Liger are larger than their parents is because the male lion has a gene (?) to make them grow larger, which may not be healthy in the limited resources of the African savannah. The lioness has a gene that counteracts that, allowing the species to continue. A tigress however does not have the gene that counteracts the lion’s gene, so their offspring grows unusually large.
It’s more like the male has the growing factor gene while the other species female as the same gene soo it gets hyper growing factor having 2 copy’s of the same gene
@@adamborders7376 True, but they still can't mate with other Ligers and Tigons, and iirc their offspring with male lions and tigers come out lions and tigers. So the whole thing ends after 1 generation.
@@X525Crossfirenot quite. Through mass production. You can create a perfect liger. But it’ll take about 20 fertile ligresses and about a decade to make it work... good luck with that.
I do not think I can appropriately put how relieved I was that the only thing following "Humanoid monster gets enamored by girl in bikini and chloroforms her" was skull crushing into words. I will simply say it was surprisingly relieved considering what happened
I think it's another reason more and more of these films are being set outside of places where they are commonly carried. That or they have to be made outright invincible somehow (which is a different type of horror.)
From what I recall about the production of this movie they cut Owl and Rabbit because they didnt have, or want to spend, the money for two more masks. This is why whenever Eyeor or Owl come up it becomes an animated segment. The hybrid stuff reminds me of that movie Bagi: Monster of Mother Nature. In this film these guys became crazy cannibalistic hillbillys and Bagi became a motorcycle vigilante.
Yeah this director is known for making low budget horror movies and got a slightly bigger budget thanks to the free publicity. They then redid the movie with the bigger budget. He even talked about how his next film was going to be a twisted Peter Pan.
@@AllYourPals If you like the idea of a coming-of-age story set in a darker and very unique and well fleshed-out take on the superhero genre, with a huge cast of well realized characters with diverse and interesting views and flaws, as well as every single person having a totally unique set of powers used in creative ways, themes revolving around "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" and "an eye for an eye leaves the world blind" then yes, you should read it. If you don't want to read 1.7 million words of ever escalating distress and poor but in-character (damn teenagers) decisions reinforcing each other ad-infinitum narrated by an incredibly biased source, then probably not.
@@AllYourPals Its not bad, but its... its more compelling than it is good, I guess. Its one of those stories where you read it and you're like "Man. I wish this was better" and then you keep on reading it anyway because even with that caveat its still fairly good.
Something I just realized that hair whip is probably what’s left of Eor and he’s whipping Christopher Robin with it like “this is what you made is do!” Kinda a interesting detail
This episode is so much better than the movie and definitely makes more sense as to why they did what they did. Also loved the halo reference at 26:12 😂
"They posses no supenatural abilities apart from controlling bees" is the icing on this abominable cake. Hopefully the creators do a Cabage Patch Kids movie. 😅
THEY CAN NOT CONTROL ME I always remember the real life news story with the Cabbage Patch dolls that could eat pretend food - at least one ended up eating its way up a girl's hair and injured her scalp. Roanoke should do a video on just plain old Cabbage Patch Kid biology/ physiology, played completely straight.
I live how this film had a plot point of the group feeling so horrified they ate their friend that they abandoned their humanity But then could literally not give enough of a fuck to show 2 outta 4 of them
With it being rural England, there will be more than enough firearms to drop Pooh. Either actually licensed shotguns and rifles, or grandad's WW2 souvenir in a footlocker in the shed. I don't think he would appreciate a .303 British to the chest in the slightest.
I know someone who owns a WW2. The gun is live and, due to shenanigans, is licensed as a shotgun (Something to do with the rifling, I'm not sure of all the details).
Manually operated firearms/shotguns are all legal still. Last I was aware there were even AR-15 clones that were built specifically to only be able to be cycled using the charging handle. In either case, I don't know the licensing processes, paperwork, ect. or other minutia have be gone through for buying and owning though. That said I hope that that ammo wouldn't be eighty years old. 🤣
The thing that doesn’t make sense about the orgin of the murderus hunger poo and the gang have is if i remember correctly it was rabbit who would farm and store food. S I honestly dont even remember Christopher robin bringing that much food to them. So honestly i fullybeleive that poos brain functionality was partially still that of a hungry bear and he one day just gave in to it and ate rabbit, Eeyore, and owl essentially killing off their smartest and brightest. Also no tigger is a little weird but i guess thats a good thing in a way we didn’t see a giant tiger man who can jump 20 feet in the air.
Tigger was introduced to the gang a few years after the first books were published, so by the time the company can make the film, Tigger will also be public domain.
It's a plothole. The movie wants to claim that it's in the old continuity, but it ignores all continuity to tell its story. The entirety of the 100 acre wood was self sufficient.
holy fuck, roanoke is buff as hell. please don't crush my head between your hands. also, a flamethrower is ineffective for killing things like animals, and by extension, probably animal hybrids. use the mg42. Also, speaking of the Rookie, he wasn't brain damaged, he was severely sleep-deprived, as with the other ODSTs, and actually ended up sleeping for 5 hours, according to one of the books.
"Vengeance and Retribution are the only way forward" -I don' know if it's the way you said it or your voice but that had me hacked up my phlegm-infected lungs, and that is the best quest, ever!
Roanoke, man, I'm having the worst day I've had in a long damn time. It's been horrible so far. But that dude with the pink gun at 20:06 got me so tickled.
Speaking of crossbreeds you should check out Fear and Hunger series, it's a turn based rpg horror game that has a LOT of body horror enemies. Some of them are the result of the forbidden copulation and a little bit of magic rituals.
Tigger wasn't in it because he's not in the public domain until 2024 when the sequel (you heard me) comes out. So it's possible he'll be in that. As for owl and rabbit, since they didn't have gravestones one would assume they're still alive. They may have escaped the ever- growing violence in piglet and pooh out of fear, them being the 2 smaller than our villains of the story. Or they're just hunting different grounds. It is 100 acres of woods after all. Either way, most likely an intentional set up for the sequel
All horror movies remind me to stay strapped, but also have a light on you at all times. Good things I have both of those as well as common sense. You ain't killing me Pooh!
If The Science of Diskworld taught me anything, the best way to explore the most bonkers stuff, is to take it seriously. Though to be honest, the Pooh kinda hit the fan on this one.
Imagine a breakdown episode on pacific rim Kaijus I feel like it would be pretty interesting with the fusion kaijus from the second movie (yes it was horrible however the kaijus were interesting enough) or like the emp gorilla looking one
both rabbit and owl were the smartest characters in disney version. maybe if in the movie at the beginning. they run out of resources on making food. so they are forced to eat animals and people to live. that should've been the more reasonable start of the horror movie.
The science was interesting and informative, but the movie itself was so much of a fever dream I'm still not quite sure what i just watched. Keep up the great work.
I think it would be really cool if they had the 100 acre woods monsters being taken down by a task force equipped with hazmat/bee suits that would have an insulating stuffing that would come out when they get mauled like a stuffed animal for a fun swapping of roles.
Thanks for the info about not dying to panic attacks. I have struggled with daily panic attacks for years so it’s a little nice to know my body isn’t freaking out as much as my brain. Lol
I was really confused, like, 20 or so seconds because other than "it would be cool" and "the company is kinda falling out of public consciousness and we need some attention" it would be really hard explain with science the origin of Cross-overs
This movie was way out there, but thanks to papa for using his black voodoo science magic to make it comprehensible for the rest of us cretins. Btw, would love to see you cover the bird box Barcelona followup. Xoxo
Okay, a friend told me about this movie recently and then like four channels I watch do a video on it. Im not complaining but I do find the coincidence interesting.
to be fair a bolt action rifle loaded with 300 winmag will take down most game animals including black bears if we're splitting the difference with pooh on the features list a remington probably wouldn't be a bad option
Benelli R1 Pro 30-06 is the way to go. It can use a 4rd or 10rd magazine. But it is much faster firing than a bolt action rifle. Even with a 4rd magazine it's a faster reload. You can use Semiauto hunting rifles effectively. Others include the Browning BAR series. ( not the machine gun BAR)
The liliger is the hybrid offspring of a male lion (Panthera leo) and a female liger (Panthera leo♂ × Panthera tigris♀). In accordance with Haldane's rule, male tigons and ligers are sterile, but female ligers and tigons can produce cubs. The first such hybrid was born in 1943, at the Hellabrunn Zoo.
And since their cubs are Ligers or Tigons (depending on what the male was) the species may become viable after a few generations. Plus we have grizzlar bears now as well.
@@adamborders7376 I'm of the opinion that Grizzly's and Polar bear genetics are too similar to be considered a genuine seperate species. The only reason we bother maintaining this farce today is conservation efforts.
@@ghostnebula8805 You can face palm but one of the defining factors of speciation is the inability to produce viable offspring which can reproduce, something which isn't true for these bears. Since that came to light claims of Postzygotic barriers (specifically habitat barriers) have been the main justification for the continuation of maintaining them as separate species. However we have seen growing evidence to support that habitat barriers are nowhere near as hard to overcome as was first thought. There is no other species on earth as closely related as grizzly's and polars that have been declared separate species.
i just realized that "force enhancers" refers to "melee weapons" and "force multipliers" refers to "firearms." idk why you dont just say weapons/guns but i find it very satisfying
I feel like the people who got the idea to get the flamethrower right away first thing are also the ones that survive. Purge it in napalm first, ask questions never.
usually, hybrid creatures in media come into existence from magic creatures such as dragons which can ignore the genetic barrier and make offspring others that are not of their kind. donkey and dragon from Sherk is an example of this.
Or gods of course. The whole dragon one is actually a thing from dungeons and dragons funny enough. Or you have stuff like the mother of monsters in multiple myths that give birth to different monsters
Thanks for watching guys! Hope you enjoyed this wretched abomination of an episode
Love it man. You should make a joke upload about David Goggins but treat him like a common monster biological specimen like ya do
the person that made that "right wing extremist" comment did it cause rumble is associated with those people. it's basically served as a place where those people can say whatever they want without repercussions.
still wrong to call you that tho
I believe the reason rabbit and owl are not present, is that bears and pigs have a lifespan comparable to humans, but rabbits and most birds dont. Rabbit and owl may have died from old age while Christopher was in college.
Alternatively, bears and pigs are also territorial, which may have driven pooh and piglet to stay in the area despite what happened. But rabbits, and by extension Rabbit, dont have this drive, so maybe they just left. As for Owl, the drive to migrate may have been present, causing them to leave.
Of course, its also possible they are just off somewhere else, having decided to isolate from humanity, while pooh and piglet decided to stay to take revenge.
well.. I don't feel bad about suggesting Brain Damage anymore.. 😂😂
16:02
Rumble is used by actual Nazis and far right bigots to spew insane things but that’s only because rumble dosent censor nearly as much so the result is you get those types as well as the legitimate ones. Think of it like how 4chan is mainly memes with a lil spicy idiocy and 8chan being the perma insta FBI watchlist site , personally I wouldn’t worry too much about it , like you said you upload there after you upload here unlike say Steven crowder (yikes his whole situation) and how he got kicked off TH-cam for being a bigot who’s ironically bi yet anti gay yet is being sued for non stop flashing and grabbing junk 🤔, he can only upload to rumble since the TH-cam / twitch ban
Man this movie really shows how just because something enters public domain doesn't mean that your vision is a good idea.
I mean, good idea or not it made money, they've already announced a sequel.
@@crackedjabberyeah well they left the plot pretty open
It was basically rich people trolling
@thedudelebowski1309 I agree, I'm pretty sure that's the reason it was made
@thedudelebowski1309yeah apparently there are rumours of doing Peter Pan as well! Should be interesting
26:02 The idea of the way to beat Pooh is hilarious. Like, Pooh is just walking about the woods and he just sees several people in Bee Keeper Suits charging at him with knives and medieval weaponry and just going "Oh bother".
*Angry medieval mace sounds*
@@CLangley-yl1fb I'LL EAT YOUR LIVER!!!
A couple farmers with garden shotguns and trowels could have taken them out
medieval weaponry? grab some chainsaws. heck, he's in the woods, get one of those logging trucks with the claws to hold him down while the boys go Evil Dead on his ass.
*Crusader sounds intensify*
This video was way better than the actual movie
Thank you for the compliment brother!
I completely agree with that and I love Roanoke but let’s be perfectly honest its a very low bar to clear on this one
Yeah, this movie sucks
@@kennethgrey7829pretty much
Agreed 👍
If Christopher Robin was going away to college, I'm a bit surprised he didn't consider that his friends would die without him. This story might make more sense to me if he were forced to move away as a child but after knowing them many years.
I thought this too- like- seriously
Well, fits his reaction of "NOOOooooo" , while his fiance got taken out. Not exactly the brightest candle in the chandelier...
And then it would make sense that he forgot, because he likely would have written all of it off as imaginary. Or his parents convinced him that.
Like he got upset that he has to leave his friends behind and his parents think (and convince him) that they’re imaginary so it’s ok, he isn’t leaving them.)
@@VitaeLibraHad a friend who's family had a kitten (a stray he and his brothers found). He wanted to feed it tuna and milk everyday instead of actual cat food. I explained to him that that would be VERY unhealthy for a growing kitten and even found some cheaper cat food he could use, but he couldn't be bothered. I didn't know any of his family members too well, so there wasn't really anyone else I could convince. Frustrated me to no end. They have dogs they take better care of, so I don't understand how this was too hard to figure out (then again, they have problems with fleas and ticks since no one washes them regularly or gets them medicine, so maybe they're just too lazy).
You're right about those horror stories. Thankfully the kind of monsters in this movie don't exist, because that situation could eventually happen if they're raised by someone with little to know knowledge on animal care.
@@VitaeLibra My bad! Hope you sleep good though! 😅
I don't know how the pets are doing health-wise since I don't go to their house anymore. Unfortunately it turns out I'm very allergic to dogs and my skin couldn't really handle being around them anymore. My brother does keep me informed and they seem happy, despite still dealing with fleas.
I've since made friends with a couple of cats that live in the neighborhood that I'm a little less allergic to and they're happy and healthy! My favorite is an orange tabby named Star, he's a gentle little gentleman who likes head pats. He comes to visit sometimes, which I always look fowatd to. 😊
Simple explanation for the Pooh-thing's bee control - the scent glands normally found in the paws of bears were modified to produce bee attack pheromones, so when he does the gesture he sprays a small amount of pheromone droplets and the bees attack the 'selected' target(s). It makes a loose sorta sense.
"NOT THE BEES!"
Damn. Badass.
HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
“THIS SITUATION HAS NOT BEEN IMPROVED BY THE ADDITION OF YET MORE BEES”
Teddiursa paws
As with most actually biological creatures in these movies (AKA non supernatural), you could kill Pooh rather well with a blow to the throat. Being upright he likely does not have the same protection as a quadrupedal bear would, and bears have been choked out before by people with absolute titanium balls. C Dale Peterson comes to mind.
I was not expecting to find out a man could pinch off a bear's jugular today. It reminds me of the story of a big game hunter in India killing a leopard by shoving his entire arm down its throat.
Wait, wait, wait, there are some people who've actually straight up choked out a bear, God DAMN!
Ngl, I thought you were talking about Coyote Peterson
@@amistake7216 Jordan Peterson, brother of Michael Jordan
Look, my metric for how much dread I have with a monster is "Can it be killed/momentarily stopped if I just hit it with a truck?"
Like, with particular flavors of vampires. If I slam into it, is it going to get pinned against the wall, or is my truck going to just wrap around it like a concrete pylon?
If the truck starts looking like a horseshoe, then I was basically screwed, anyway.
Honestly, the easiest solution would have been telling the creatures to meet other people before going off to college. The creatures clearly remain docile when things are going well and we have the means to keep them happy while scientists figure out what the hell they are and probably advance our understandings of genetics to make it worth the money.
Yeah just introducing them to other people prior would've been smart. Considering he knew them up until he was 18 at least before he left,why he didn't ever once think to tell other people,show other people,give them other means to help themselves and so on is just bizarre.
Bad writing.
@@jeremybarrett3616when you wanna make horror movie but can't get over the hurdle that is logic.
@@jeremybarrett3616Especially considering you could’ve easily avoided that plot hole and just had it where Christopher either couldn’t go to see them anymore while he’s younger OR have the Bootleg Pooh and friends kill someone else by mistake and Christopher abandons them as a result. Writing isn’t hard, you just have to rub your two braincells together and come up with something that isn’t stupid.
@@rynemcgriffin1752 Like, have the family move away. Christopher would argue with his parents that of course he needs to go to his friends in the woods, but his parents brush it off as him having a bunch of imaginary friends. They assume he's so upset because he doesn't want to move and is worried his 'imaginary friends' can't come with...and y'know over time as he gets older he starts to think "yeah y'know...that must have just been my imagination...there can't actually be bear/human hybrids...".
So when he returns as an adult he remembers it as "ah this place where I thought up this crazy imaginary world of talking animal people, they were my best friends".
@@jeremybarrett3616 you could say the same for the crossbreed. There are smart enough to make to make power and upkeep machines. And at no point did they leave the forest to seek help or look for Robin. Na right to we eat are own.
And it sad cuz with adding that they tried. But one of them got shot but came back and died. They then eat the body to live and learn to hate humans. Make a better story.
I'm surprised how many people died and how quickly they died in this movie. Usually slasher films like to take their time to maximum horror but in this, the girls are dispatched rather quickly, I'd dare say efficiently
Guess Pooh and Piglet don’t mess around
Their killing to eat not scare so makes sense
Every time I see actual Roanoke on the screen I always am taken aback by the well spoken, highly scientific man who looks like he could slap box a bear and win
Sounds like you'd be shocked as well by the educations held by many bodybuilders and strongmen.
@@zerrodefex I know a lot of them are very intelligent, well spoken, well mannered people
Strength 10
Intelligence 10
A Deathwatch kill team would be optimal. Seeing Piglet get hit by a heavy bolter round would be entertaining.
Bust out the heavy flamer's. It's time to purge the unclean.
Berzerkers: "Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!!!"
Khorne: "Oooh super limited-edition custom skulls! Happy dance!!!"
I jerkoff to warhammer 😈😈😈
Send in the salamander death watch
I just wanna see Krieg bayoneting them
Ever heard the theory that Christopher Robin has Schizophrenia and the inhabitants of the 100 acre wood are his visions? So following that theory, this movie is Christopher not taking his meds.
I think I heard one where each character is a different disorder (Eeyore is depressed, Pooh is a glutton, piglet has crippling anxiety, etc) and then that is speculated to be either a part of the author or something.
Sometime a story is just a story. A A Milne wrote the Pooh stories for his son, Christopher Robin Milne.
It is fun to indulge in these theories, though.
I like this premise way more and that would be an interesting take on the story:
That is the plot to a million cartoon theory creepy pastas
That would have been a better movie.
All in le head
“It was man that was made in God’s image, not you creature!” Damn that’s one hell of a line.
Only the white man is made in gods image, but I still take 10 Christian ni88ers over a white atheist
Aye it is.
Damn, even though the Movie seems to be pure Trash, that's still really great
God must be pretty fucked up.
Roanoke, consider covering the Reanimator movies. You have green goo, zombies, labotomies, hypnosis, and tissue rejection. It's got everything but rabies.
Thats a cool idea!
@@RoanokeGamingI second the recommendation, it is without a doubt one of the greatest Horror Movies ever created and the best of Lovecraft's adaptions hands down. Also, boobies.
@@RoanokeGamingmake sure you include the sequels, as they add lots more material for you to cover.
@@maylabrown4584 i thirded the recommendation
And a reanimated penis monster fights a zombie rat
Ligers are from the male lion and female tigers. A lioness and a male tiger would produce a tigon. The difference comes from the male lion and female tiger not carrying the genes that stop growth, which is why the liger can grow so large. The tigon is damn near a dwarf in comparison because both parents carry that gene.
A proper pooh based horror would be like tucker and dale vs evil, pooh and piglet wandering around tottaly unaware they are in a slasher film, maybe accidentaly killing the slashers as they amble about
22:14 What happpened to Rabbit and Owl isn't said but IRL they couldn't show up outside of animated scenes because they weren't in public domain until this year and the movie was made in 2022 and the director is making a sequel.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOW Is that the real reason? Lmfao
@RoanokeGaming think the same applies with Tigger
@@redvt9881 Tigger will be in public domain in 2024.
@D00MGUY455 can't wait for it too come out at 2024 remake 😊
Exactly. Where I last heard from my media teacher, was they might have a docile in the form of the most motherly one
This was a movie we didn't deserve, didn't want and didn't need... And yet it exists. God bless.
😂 the Proof that either no God exists or one does exist but just doesn't care, because otherwise it would've been prevented🙃
@@Firestar-TV Or option three, God is a sadist.
@@arveranteos712 explains my Life
What brought us to this point was the expiration of a number of trademarks that were held by Disney which put pooh in the public domain. So expect to see a sequel with Tigger since I think he goes public domain some time soon and the movie made a pile of cash compared to it's budget. Also from Colorado, can confirm, do not hit bears in the head. But anyway, you should watch watch Blade of the Immortal, more action than horror, but it's got worms in it and they do weird stuff.
I think Disney still owns it’s trademark (for that particular version) . It’s the original by AA Milne that is out of copyright
@joannabaparileszczynska Yeah, the specific version with the red tshirt is still under trademark along with Tigger, which is why he's not in this one and pooh went for a flannel shirt.
@@crackedjabber looks better in a flannel tbh
@@crackedjabberTigger enters the Public Domain just around the time the sequel comes out.
They better not do my boy Tigger dirty man, best yet; don't even touch him.
But yeah, do him dirty and they'll find out a not so wonderful ting.
Hop around and find out
The “hair whip” is Eeyores tail I believe, sort of a symbol of the sin that ways in them
You know, the events of Blood and Honey could’ve been avoided if Christopher Robin left them a lot of food, taught them how to garden, give them clothes, and helped them build houses for the winter. Ya know, make sure they’ll be alright even after he’s gone so they weren’t too dependent on him that they wouldn’t fall apart
I will say if you notice despite all the chances I do not think they killed Christopher or even wanted too. I think while they have mostly given up on their humanity deep down the crossbreeds missed him. Also in regards to what they are I think they came to be due to Chris. You know a child’s imagination and all that.
Tulpa! tulpa! tulpa! tulpa!
@@ace_of_cups4096 The Steven Universe fandom could tell you a thing or two about mishaps with Tulpas.
@@MusingSprite3045ok, I'm gonna need you to elaborate, please. This is the first I've heard anything about tulpa's in relation to Steven Universe.
So, a link, or just straight up explaining would be highly appreciated, please and thank you
@@MusingSprite3045same as the other dude
@@MusingSprite3045same as the other guys
From what I recall, the reason Liger are larger than their parents is because the male lion has a gene (?) to make them grow larger, which may not be healthy in the limited resources of the African savannah. The lioness has a gene that counteracts that, allowing the species to continue.
A tigress however does not have the gene that counteracts the lion’s gene, so their offspring grows unusually large.
Another reason cross-breeding will not work.
Cross breeding does work, because contrary to what Roanoke said, female Ligers and Tigons are fertile.
It’s more like the male has the growing factor gene while the other species female as the same gene soo it gets hyper growing factor having 2 copy’s of the same gene
@@adamborders7376 True, but they still can't mate with other Ligers and Tigons, and iirc their offspring with male lions and tigers come out lions and tigers. So the whole thing ends after 1 generation.
@@X525Crossfirenot quite. Through mass production. You can create a perfect liger. But it’ll take about 20 fertile ligresses and about a decade to make it work... good luck with that.
Saw this in the cinema with my mother and grandmother, the other people there left. We spent most of this one laughing 😂
I would have walked out too rofl
Sometimes suffering through stupid stuff is the best, especially when you're the only one there. Then you can scream at the screen as much as you want
Why like that's a waste of money people have no humour lefts
Sounds like you have an awesome mom and grandma lol
“I have to fire back, it’s just who I am”
-Roanoke Gaming
Humanity when a shark looks at a human funny
I do not think I can appropriately put how relieved I was that the only thing following "Humanoid monster gets enamored by girl in bikini and chloroforms her" was skull crushing into words.
I will simply say it was surprisingly relieved considering what happened
I like the fact that most horror movies could be solved so quickly with a Force Multiplier and the very least Force Enhancer.
I think it's another reason more and more of these films are being set outside of places where they are commonly carried. That or they have to be made outright invincible somehow (which is a different type of horror.)
From what I recall about the production of this movie they cut Owl and Rabbit because they didnt have, or want to spend, the money for two more masks. This is why whenever Eyeor or Owl come up it becomes an animated segment.
The hybrid stuff reminds me of that movie Bagi: Monster of Mother Nature. In this film these guys became crazy cannibalistic hillbillys and Bagi became a motorcycle vigilante.
the mask thing makes sense I think, I mean the Pooh Mask alone costs 650 dollars.
Yeah this director is known for making low budget horror movies and got a slightly bigger budget thanks to the free publicity. They then redid the movie with the bigger budget. He even talked about how his next film was going to be a twisted Peter Pan.
Honestly the "your body will not let you die" tangent is kinda comforting. Thanks!
"They have no special abilities aside from controlling bees, which is pretty easy to counter."
Taylor Hebert has entered the chat.
What did people like Worm so much anyway?
ok so i have seen stuff about worm in a bunch of different places. should i read it?
@@AllYourPals If you like the idea of a coming-of-age story set in a darker and very unique and well fleshed-out take on the superhero genre, with a huge cast of well realized characters with diverse and interesting views and flaws, as well as every single person having a totally unique set of powers used in creative ways, themes revolving around "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" and "an eye for an eye leaves the world blind" then yes, you should read it.
If you don't want to read 1.7 million words of ever escalating distress and poor but in-character (damn teenagers) decisions reinforcing each other ad-infinitum narrated by an incredibly biased source, then probably not.
@@AllYourPals Its not bad, but its... its more compelling than it is good, I guess. Its one of those stories where you read it and you're like "Man. I wish this was better" and then you keep on reading it anyway because even with that caveat its still fairly good.
Something I just realized that hair whip is probably what’s left of Eor and he’s whipping Christopher Robin with it like “this is what you made is do!” Kinda a interesting detail
This episode is so much better than the movie and definitely makes more sense as to why they did what they did. Also loved the halo reference at 26:12 😂
Remember friends, 12 Gauge is a very common sporting arm and cartridge in many parts of the world to legally own.
Both farmers and farmers mums are known to have them.
I bought one for $150
"They posses no supenatural abilities apart from controlling bees" is the icing on this abominable cake. Hopefully the creators do a Cabage Patch Kids movie. 😅
THEY CAN NOT CONTROL ME
I always remember the real life news story with the Cabbage Patch dolls that could eat pretend food - at least one ended up eating its way up a girl's hair and injured her scalp.
Roanoke should do a video on just plain old Cabbage Patch Kid biology/ physiology, played completely straight.
@@BeesofWar lol, I second that.
Cabbage patch kids i can see but never in life did i imagine winnie the pooh and for good reason it seems hes too wholesome for evil
I live how this film had a plot point of the group feeling so horrified they ate their friend that they abandoned their humanity
But then could literally not give enough of a fuck to show 2 outta 4 of them
With it being rural England, there will be more than enough firearms to drop Pooh. Either actually licensed shotguns and rifles, or grandad's WW2 souvenir in a footlocker in the shed. I don't think he would appreciate a .303 British to the chest in the slightest.
I know someone who owns a WW2. The gun is live and, due to shenanigans, is licensed as a shotgun (Something to do with the rifling, I'm not sure of all the details).
Manually operated firearms/shotguns are all legal still. Last I was aware there were even AR-15 clones that were built specifically to only be able to be cycled using the charging handle. In either case, I don't know the licensing processes, paperwork, ect. or other minutia have be gone through for buying and owning though. That said I hope that that ammo wouldn't be eighty years old. 🤣
The thing that doesn’t make sense about the orgin of the murderus hunger poo and the gang have is if i remember correctly it was rabbit who would farm and store food. S
I honestly dont even remember Christopher robin bringing that much food to them.
So honestly i fullybeleive that poos brain functionality was partially still that of a hungry bear and he one day just gave in to it and ate rabbit, Eeyore, and owl essentially killing off their smartest and brightest. Also no tigger is a little weird but i guess thats a good thing in a way we didn’t see a giant tiger man who can jump 20 feet in the air.
Tigger was introduced to the gang a few years after the first books were published, so by the time the company can make the film, Tigger will also be public domain.
It's a plothole. The movie wants to claim that it's in the old continuity, but it ignores all continuity to tell its story. The entirety of the 100 acre wood was self sufficient.
I like how Roanoke's choice of words shows he's playing BG3 as a Paladin 100%
The Caveman Roanoke confirmation killed me
The more this guy talks, the more I like him. "And let these things know humans are predator to fear" holy shit I'm stealing that one
That opening hits me in a very sensitive place rn. Realizing 90% of those moral trueisms where flat lies suuucks.
holy fuck, roanoke is buff as hell. please don't crush my head between your hands.
also, a flamethrower is ineffective for killing things like animals, and by extension, probably animal hybrids. use the mg42.
Also, speaking of the Rookie, he wasn't brain damaged, he was severely sleep-deprived, as with the other ODSTs, and actually ended up sleeping for 5 hours, according to one of the books.
This is the most ''Oh Bother'' movie of all time.
I haven't yet seen a Roanoke Gaming episode with a face reveal so seeing an absolute JACKED LAD JUMPSCARE left me shooketh
"Vengeance and Retribution are the only way forward" -I don' know if it's the way you said it or your voice but that had me hacked up my phlegm-infected lungs, and that is the best quest, ever!
And where was Tigger????!
Great way to start my vacation, with a Roanoke video explaining the B-Rated monster/alien/ghost/demon/virus thingy of the week
Hope you enjoy your vacation bro!
Roanoke, man, I'm having the worst day I've had in a long damn time. It's been horrible so far. But that dude with the pink gun at 20:06 got me so tickled.
My favourite memory from childhood is not having important responsibilities.
3:30 “it was man that was made in God’s image”😂😂😂 I’m dead
Speaking of crossbreeds you should check out Fear and Hunger series, it's a turn based rpg horror game that has a LOT of body horror enemies. Some of them are the result of the forbidden copulation and a little bit of magic rituals.
I just love everything you do. I learn so much on here, and I'm able to use most of it on a normal daily conversation. So yeah thank you 😊
The author of the books wrote the character Christopher Robin based on his son. His son absolutely hated him.
I’m just picturing vengeful humans coming to end him and they just search for his stock of honey for the spoils after. XD
Bro your legit the best narrator I've ever listened to when it comes to movie recaps.
The constant dropping of lines from Halo is one of the many reasons I keep watching these videos! Great job yet again Roanoke!
*"Pooh Bear, I know he's out there. Just me and you. My murderous ol' Winnie the Pooh."*
*sings* After these messages, we'll be riiiiiight back!
Tigger wasn't in it because he's not in the public domain until 2024 when the sequel (you heard me) comes out. So it's possible he'll be in that.
As for owl and rabbit, since they didn't have gravestones one would assume they're still alive. They may have escaped the ever- growing violence in piglet and pooh out of fear, them being the 2 smaller than our villains of the story. Or they're just hunting different grounds. It is 100 acres of woods after all.
Either way, most likely an intentional set up for the sequel
Let’s all be grateful to the rules of biology because if not the world would be a much more horrific place
Always happy to see a new upload from Roanoke.
All horror movies remind me to stay strapped, but also have a light on you at all times. Good things I have both of those as well as common sense. You ain't killing me Pooh!
If The Science of Diskworld taught me anything, the best way to explore the most bonkers stuff, is to take it seriously. Though to be honest, the Pooh kinda hit the fan on this one.
Imagine a breakdown episode on pacific rim Kaijus I feel like it would be pretty interesting with the fusion kaijus from the second movie (yes it was horrible however the kaijus were interesting enough) or like the emp gorilla looking one
1:57 manz is a chad fr fr now. Great vid like always dude.
I"ve stalked this channel for a while. But this fever dream earned a sub.
Didn't rabbit know how to farm? I could've sworn he had a garden
both rabbit and owl were the smartest characters in disney version. maybe if in the movie at the beginning. they run out of resources on making food. so they are forced to eat animals and people to live. that should've been the more reasonable start of the horror movie.
The science was interesting and informative, but the movie itself was so much of a fever dream I'm still not quite sure what i just watched.
Keep up the great work.
I think it would be really cool if they had the 100 acre woods monsters being taken down by a task force equipped with hazmat/bee suits that would have an insulating stuffing that would come out when they get mauled like a stuffed animal for a fun swapping of roles.
I thought this was a blood and bacon video for a moment, thought roanoke was a real gamer for a moment.
Damn Roan, you looking stacked, bro. Keep up the progress. Putting in good work.
Thanks for the info about not dying to panic attacks. I have struggled with daily panic attacks for years so it’s a little nice to know my body isn’t freaking out as much as my brain. Lol
60% more than average? I want to call you Captain Caveman now... 😅
its all coming together
The "ooga boogas" make so much more sense now.
I was really confused, like, 20 or so seconds because other than "it would be cool" and "the company is kinda falling out of public consciousness and we need some attention" it would be really hard explain with science the origin of Cross-overs
"Goatman thing from Narnia" *HE'S CALLED A SATYR AND HE'S AWESOME*
Ripley said it best Broanoke "We nuke it form orbit".
who's gonna tell him they're making a sequel
BRUH
Please no...
NO MORE GARBAGE
This movie was way out there, but thanks to papa for using his black voodoo science magic to make it comprehensible for the rest of us cretins. Btw, would love to see you cover the bird box Barcelona followup. Xoxo
Just remember, each character from Winnie the Pooh embodied a different mental issue
Eeyore is depression
@@tonyengland420 Sad way to go.
@@tonyengland420 Tigger is ADHD
Ok lol
What's the others...
3:28 didn't think I would see The Bread Boys here
Such an amazing video and to think they were made from experiments. Could look into the Mean One about the Grinch
Okay, a friend told me about this movie recently and then like four channels I watch do a video on it. Im not complaining but I do find the coincidence interesting.
I was thinking the same thing. Nerd Judi’s a how to beat video on it and it is funny as heck.
Me trying to figure out how this movie warranted the time, blood, sweat & tears you put into your lore videos 😂
Don’t forget the honey
I wasn't expecting this, but im always happy to see a new Roanoke video 😂
Hope you enjoy bro!
@@RoanokeGaming always do!
Keep making videos so I have stuff to watch at work. Love the content.
I just imagine Roanoke has a 10 TB of just science videos to play in the background that grows everyday
Of course there's gonna be a follow-up movie, they never told how Winnie ended up as president of China 😊
I like how it ends with no happy ending
It’s so there can be a sequel
you can absolutely get force multipliers in the UK... but like, hunting variety and not the large-capacity semi-auto variety.
to be fair a bolt action rifle loaded with 300 winmag will take down most game animals including black bears if we're splitting the difference with pooh on the features list a remington probably wouldn't be a bad option
@@Sarindanvelor that or 000 buckshot and or a slug.
Benelli R1 Pro 30-06 is the way to go.
It can use a 4rd or 10rd magazine.
But it is much faster firing than a bolt action rifle. Even with a 4rd magazine it's a faster reload.
You can use Semiauto hunting rifles effectively.
Others include the Browning BAR series. ( not the machine gun BAR)
A fact about this movie not many people noticed the "Whip" it's Eeyore's braided tail.
Also great SGT Johnson reference
26:15 “how do you hunt a bear?”
“With dogs and spears”
Arms and Armor makes a Friedrich IV Boar Spear. I own one. It's pretty large.
The liliger is the hybrid offspring of a male lion (Panthera leo) and a female liger (Panthera leo♂ × Panthera tigris♀). In accordance with Haldane's rule, male tigons and ligers are sterile, but female ligers and tigons can produce cubs. The first such hybrid was born in 1943, at the Hellabrunn Zoo.
And since their cubs are Ligers or Tigons (depending on what the male was) the species may become viable after a few generations. Plus we have grizzlar bears now as well.
@@adamborders7376"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!"
@@adamborders7376 I'm of the opinion that Grizzly's and Polar bear genetics are too similar to be considered a genuine seperate species. The only reason we bother maintaining this farce today is conservation efforts.
@@louiscypher4186🤦♀️
@@ghostnebula8805 You can face palm but one of the defining factors of speciation is the inability to produce viable offspring which can reproduce, something which isn't true for these bears.
Since that came to light claims of Postzygotic barriers (specifically habitat barriers) have been the main justification for the continuation of maintaining them as separate species. However we have seen growing evidence to support that habitat barriers are nowhere near as hard to overcome as was first thought.
There is no other species on earth as closely related as grizzly's and polars that have been declared separate species.
“Keeping his pimp hand strong” 😂
Well then, wasn't expecting this to be covered by Roanoke
2:00 Handsome lad. Incredible.
i just realized that "force enhancers" refers to "melee weapons" and "force multipliers" refers to "firearms." idk why you dont just say weapons/guns but i find it very satisfying
I hope we see a finish of the feast trilogy one day
I feel like the people who got the idea to get the flamethrower right away first thing are also the ones that survive. Purge it in napalm first, ask questions never.
roanoke is the one paladin that chooses to use a force multipler to rectify the mistakes science has created.
Bro that B-roll of the dude firing the pink pewp had me rolling 🤣
Remember kids: a fed bear is a dead bear.
usually, hybrid creatures in media come into existence from magic creatures such as dragons which can ignore the genetic barrier and make offspring others that are not of their kind. donkey and dragon from Sherk is an example of this.
Or gods of course. The whole dragon one is actually a thing from dungeons and dragons funny enough. Or you have stuff like the mother of monsters in multiple myths that give birth to different monsters