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Adults who think kids have freedom
Kids thinking adults have freedom
Teenagers:
Teenagers: I can do whatever I want, I have freedom
@@tronger68as a teenager this isn’t true, i have exams so i basically have to study a LOT
@@user-tt4wq5xc4y
Was not expecting that...
I love teen years, middle school is fun!
I do whatever I want
I go wherever I want
Kid- That’s not fair, why do you get to stay up late at night
Adult- That’s not fair, how come you get summers off
That is so true that is my mom with her grand kids haha 😆 she takes care of them so she's like I can't wait for summer 🏝️ to be over ha
My moms a teacher soooo
@@kenna_atehow tf do they get paid
Yes but adults can choose alot more
I want to go out and do something, go do it. I'm sick of this job I want a new one, then go change it. I really want to buy this, then buy it.
Kids if mom says no then you have to wait 10 years to get it
@@steph_.
"I want to go out, so I'll go out!"
Well, for how long? Because you have work in the morning and are pretty tired from work that day. If you do go out, you'll probably end up regretting it by staying up too late and spending too much anyway. Only for a couple hours? Is it worth the ride? Gas is pretty high and no one is willing or able to pick you up.
"I'm sick of this job, I'll just get a new one!"
Sure, are you qualified in a variety of skills? Do you have a college degree? Do you have open availability? If you switch jobs, can you walk or drive to work? Is it worth the effort or gas?
"I want this, so I'll buy it!"
Is it going to cost me a month's rent or a week's worth of groceries if I buy it? If not, will it still be worth investing in?
"the Longer you don't pee the longer you pee"
My man is spitting facts up in here 🗿🍷
😂😂😂😂😂 I said this in my head tipsy off wine as I seen your comment 🍷🍷🍷🍷 cheers 🥂
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That's a lie! It depends on the amount of liquid one drank during the day, and whether it's winter or summer!
the longer you pee, the longer you don't pee..
@@nickbritto1511🥱
"if you sweat in a sweater you're the sweater"
Hahaha😂
If u clean a vacuum cleaner, ur not a vacuum cleaner, ur a vacuum cleaner cleaner..
I don't have to wear a sweater to be a sweater
“Millions of birds with one stone” 😂 good one 👌
birds didn't exist during that period. They came along way after.
@@healthy2202no, they did, several of the modern groups of birds diverged before the asteroid hit, and I guess it was a weird joke on how birds are dinosaurs.
@@healthy2202 yes they did. ever heard of archaeopteryx?
@@Promethi_Clawsarchaeopteryx wasnt a true bird but there were definitely birds back then
@@YUN6_V3NUZ they could still somewhat fly like birds
If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you will be a vacuum cleaner cleaner 😂
Won’t that make the vacuum cleaner CLEANER?
@@lane8376The vacuum cleaner cleaner made the vacuum cleaner cleaner.
@@spongebobmiscellaneous 🤣 I’m actually a vacuum cleaner cleaner. Because I believe in routine maintenance
No, use a vacuum cleaner to clean a vacuum cleaner 😂
If that vacuum cleaner cleaner goes for a shower, they become a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner
Who the Hell is going around licking mirror?! lol 😂
Me /j
I’ve licked many mirrors in my life 😂
Richard Watterson probably
Me……
Please don’t ask why the local IKEA mirror is a bit wet
Trump supporters
These facts are what literally get me through life…
WOW 😂 STAY IN GRADE SCHOOL
sometimes they scramble my brain more.
@@unclecreepy8343?
figures, ya dang casual
true 😂
Children: Lots of free time, no money
Adults: Lots of money, no free time
Teens: No money, no free time
True ngl!😂
How about: Adults: No money, no free time?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"A bus 10 minutes early is much worse than a bus 10 minutes late" very true
It’s so true. I drive a bus to New York daily. Years ago I was 2 minutes early at a stop and the passenger had a fit 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
how’s that true ? im jw
@@mcorleone5460 some people who run late really need a bus to be to the minute. Some actually hope I’m late. Like this morning a woman jump out of the passenger side of a car, ran through 3 lanes of traffic to catch me. Now at that stop I’m the 7:02 am to New York and I’m indeed as usual on time . Had I’d been even 1 min early and left she would have missed me.
@@mcorleone5460 and believe me, some of my coworkers have actually been cussed out by passengers for being 1 minute ahead of schedule. They will jump back in their cars, meet the driver at the next stop and get to screaming.
@@mcorleone5460 Basically if you arrive at the stop at the time it’s supposed to arrive, but it was already there 10 minutes ago, then it could be 20 minutes or even an hour before the next bus comes, and you’d be screwed.
I’d much rather the bus be 10 minutes late as then I won’t have missed it.
Be there on time, and you won't miss it. Wild way to think I know...
@@PapiSensei331well if you arrive on time and the bus was already there 10 minutes ago you would have missed it anyway because of that
Because of the word "indescribable", theres nothing you cant describe
Almost everyone on earth never been in a boxing ring
that's a lot more accurate.
I've been in a boxing ring and I'm still undefeated! Admittedly I wasn't in a match, I was just in the same room and wanted to get in it, but that still counts!
If you've never been in a boxing ring, then you've never been defeated in a boxing ring. Aka. it is a fact.
Being 'undefeated' doesn't mean that you ever actually tried. It means just that, that you weren't defeated. It's just like me never failing a landing on a moon. I couldn't have failed a landing, if I never attempted one.
Precisely
Wow. You figured it out. You’re so smart.
I realize this about my dog when he was just going crazy on his squeaky toy, and it instantly went from adorable to oh crap my dog kinda murderous 😅. Good thing we got toys for them to let that frustration out on. Because I am certain when my dog is shaking the hell out of that squeaky toy he is imagining it being one of the squirrels in the front yard that constantly taught him that he can never catch in time before they grow up the tree.😂😂😂
You are correct. I have a German shepherd and when we used to live in a rural area, I saw it a few times. He got a hold of a woodchuck and shook it so violently that it literally ripped apart.
My cousin's dog is the opposite. My aunt got him a squeaky toy on a rope. He likes playing tug with the rope, but if you squeaked the toy, he stopped and looked concerned. I said to aunt it was because he thought he might be hurting it.
@@567dirt8910oh no did you havevto clean it up?
I mean dogs are basically fancy wolves so..
Well, dogs are predators by design. Just because we've made them more attached to us, doesn't mean that instinct is gone.
Kids think Adults have freedom Adults think kids have no responsibility
Girls can also fall in love with what they see and boys can also fall with what they hear
that thumbnail 💀
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Melankomas was an ancient Greek boxer who never threw a punch and was never hit and was undefeated
The skyscraper one tho
And I’m still trying to visualize that one
Same
@@mikeg1378toilets flushing,
@@mikeg1378 Flowing down the pipes.
It’s not never ending tho… it would eventually end.
As someone who takes the bus, I can definitely relate to the bus being 10 minutes early is worse than being 10 minutes late.
“if you subscribe instantly, I'll have more subscribers”
Well no f*ckin sh*t Sherlock 😃
It’s a myth that women don’t fall in love with what they see. For a lot of women physical attraction is important
This. If women didn't fall in love with what we see, why are male characters in romance novels always described as extremely handsome?
@@altaisrs2857 I don’t know why they keep believing that. Like your looks don’t matter. It might not to some, but the majority of women want somebody that’s attractive and nice.
@@The1stClassVillain A coping strategy, maybe, haha
I can't buy squeaky toys for my dog not because I hate the squeak, the squeaky doesn't matter to me but my dog thinks he is hurting it and it makes him feel bad then he tries to make the toy feel better by nugging the toy with he's nose and when it doesn't move on it's own he then think he killed it and I have a sad dog I have to make feel better for the next few days so I avoid all squeaky toys.
It's a whole thing.
Aw buddy..
I think you're dog might actually need therapy.
Yep, my cousin's dog is like that. He'll play with the toy without making it squeak. If you squeak it, he'll stop and look all concerned that he might be hurting it.
It sounds like a movie about a dog who isn’t like the other dogs
Sounds to me like your dog has a heart.
"When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner"
Took me a hot minute to get this 😭
Because you are cleaning a vaccum so you become a vaccum cleaner
Kids : I wanna be an adult
Adults: I wanna be a kid again
Teens : Nah, I’m fine bro.
Teens: we are adults already lol
Tee x are kids though
Teens:I wanna die.
Teens only want the money adults have.... Nothing else... Oh wait, the sex lives
That last one really is thought provoking
Such a way with words😂love this channel❤
'Undefeated in professional boxing' - Mayweather and I have the same flex !!
Much more worse? Really, I know it's a computer voice, but somebody had to write this.
No they didn't is all a.i.
@@AUPNEXT really. Bloody hell!
Its not all AI because i know for sure chatgpt wouldn't do errors like this, and the facts are innovative. Someone is doing most of the facts, but english is not his/her first language... I've put 50+ hours into this subject and also, english is not my first language...
Someone writes into the ai voice and I guess auto correct is not on or they don’t use it.
@francisco_2024 no you just tell chat gpt to make a script and it writes and reads it our for you
I'm undefeated in professional boxing and never will be 😂
i don't know how to lie good and i hate lying so i avoid it, i also like when girls don't wear makeup
so something wrong with me for being opposite of what was said in the video?(maybe that's why I'm single)
Nope, I am the same way. It happens when you've been lied to a lot.
Nah man, keep being you, the right one will come (spoken from a woman who doesn't wear makeup and likes honest people)
it's all a lie anyway
There's nothing wrong with that! Honesty is good and admirable, and the make-up thing would only be a problem if you insulted or belittled women for wearing it, which I'm sure you don't do. There's no shame in having benign aesthetic preferences.
The irony would be if this comment was a straight lie 😏
This was a good one!
Adults thinks kids have all the freedom
Kids think adults have all the freedom
That's why teenager's always feel like they're in prison😂
Thanks Capt. Obv.
As someone with kids i feel that bus one all the time
Yes! I am undefeated in professional boxing!
Fun fact. My birthday IS 4/20. April 20th
Mine is 04/23. April 23
Me too.4/20 We're pretty cool 😎
You know who else was born on 4/20?
*Erika plays in the background*
So is Hitler's. 😬
POV: You don't understand if you want to listen to him or see the satisfying videos
A survey completed in 1968, determined that every adult on earth had one thing in common that they were seeking. Freedom
The longer you don't pee, the longer you pee??..NO SH!T!!😂😂😂
My dog hates squeaky toys. We have to buy him baby toys.
When you clean a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner cleaner
If you’ve never had your first kiss, just kiss a mirror 😅
I first read this as kiss a minor😮
I’m not so sure about that last one 🤔
The never ending waterfall of poop got me. A TRULY disturbing hilarious fact...
“The longer you don’t p33 the longer you p33” 💀
The last one was completely mind blowing, had to subscribe for that
My dog hates squeaky toys and when he hears one he tries to hide😂
You got my sub. You whitty genius 😂
When you clean a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner😂
. Literally sounds like a Steven Wright joke.
Dude....serious bars....
Ya know what... screw it. Subscribed.
Bro out here stating the obvious
The Great Flood killed the dinosaurs.
Oh, I get it. We're all undefeated professional boxers because we've never had a match because we're not professional boxers. I see what he did there.
I have a German Yorkie and she loves playing fetch with her squeaky toys and acts aggressive and growls when she gets it. One day i heard her make that same noise but didn't throw her her toy so was confused until she jumped in my bed with a damn dead mouse. So that fun fact is very accurate lol
When you clean a "vacuum cleaner", you are not a "vacuum cleaner" because there is no vacuum when the vacuum cleaner is switched off, and it has to be off to clean it, so technically you are a "vacuum cleaner cleaner"
The last one REALLY shocked me😂
“The longer you don’t pee, the longer you pee”
Well, why didn’t you just say so-
Before the video, I grew new brain cells ..
After the video, I knew my brain cells gr... ..
Died
Felt the bus 😂💀
did the immediate aftermath of the cretaceous asteroid smell like fried chicken everywhere
“The longer you don’t pee, the longer you pee”
Nicely done 👍
A bus ten min early is bad if youre not early
It leaves before you get there
I love hearing these provocative thoughts 🤔 makes me think
“When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner “ that one was deep
I need to hear this few times to comprehend
I’m a tad confused about the boxing one 🤔
If youre waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, then you're the waiter.
I think the bus one broke my brain. 😂 I’m just tired.
Just subscribed thw channel ..to get updated vedios of Mufti Muhammad Hanif Qurashi sahib ❤❤❤
I like these mind benders. This one is pretty cool.
He is just saying anything he wants while showing different vedio 😂😂😂😂
The truth is we actually never have freedom in any of these stages :c
My brain tickles
Kids: why dies adults have all the freedom
Adults:how come kids get all the freedom
Teenagers:why am i not free
Stop, your making my head hurt 🤕😂😂
Wait…since when has there been any dogs who can speak the English language to confirm this?????
A 10 minute earlier bus means a lot of people gonna be late for work for sure
Imagine the shock of going to willy wonkas factor only to end up in the projects
Dinosaurs were never real kids. Food for thought
Cool facts
And satisfying video
I keep forgetting., if my face isn't fat yet, I will still wake up with a hangover.,
Love this post🎉
Snoop dog is old af!!!
Get your facts right! There was no meteoroids!
Y’all ain’t talking about the girls and boys one.
This is some kind of mind control
Talk about useless quotes and information... What click bait...
If u all subscribed I would I more subscribers😂😂
🧠🤯🤯 YOU DON T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF🧠 🧠
The thumbnail 💀
It’d be cooler if it said he’d be 420 in dog years when he turned 69..
Kids think adults are free and adults think kids are free...kids hate school and adults hate work😂😂
Some people actually think all of these are true.
This AI really said “more worse” I swear you guys get dumber by the year. Freakin technology.
No you dont become vaccum cleaner
You clean vaccum?
No you are vaccum cleaner cleaner
Bc you clean vaccum cleaner
I don't just like what women look like I actually do love a womans personality
Me: hating girls with makeup
Every girl ever: 💅💄💄💋💋👄
'When you clean a vaccum clearer you become a vaccum cleaner' 'if all of you subscribed instantly I would have more subscribers'