Russell Howard's Good News - Series 8, Episode 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- Russell looks at botched surgery, horses on steroids and a Welshman who tackled a shark.
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Excersise stops you being gay... explains a lot [says me while sitting on a couch]
Sofa
I'm bi and I exercise every now and then so...
clearly whoever made these claims hasn't visited SoHo
@@olivershipley2461 couch is another name for a sofa ya nob head
@@olivershipley2461 shut up
that guy's findings about sweat-breaking exercise curing gayness, if set as true... Would paradoxically mean that rough gay sex would cure gayness...
Imagine the tone shift in the bedroom...
Im fat does that mean im also homosexual
Obese Penguin yes.
"OH YES! OH YES!"
"...Oh, no."
karsten69 "eh, no homo bro"
^Put this man on Russel's show.
Russell reminds me of everybody’s favourite young uncle with a great sense of humour
Uncle bad touch
God bless this funny, funny dude. I miss seeing him on mock and BBC. Congrats on all your success Russell. ✌️🏴
Harry wanted to be there, but he wasn't emancipated enough
His balls are too tiny, they simply won't reach... no worries Harry, another couple of years and they'll float to the top in the tub. It'll help😝
The best female comic I've ever seen on this show. Excellent!
Now I'm as Irish as they come but Aisling Bea is literally the DEFINITION of Irish. Fucking love her 🇮🇪 ♥
I would hope your irish considering your username lol
@@ZeroThe0ne oh I am don't you worry
@@The_Republic_of_Ireland In what way is she the definition of Irish tho?
That thing about "using their imagination because of lack of bullets" at 12:19 is actually what the Dutch and Belgian armies do as well, sadly
Started watching Russell Howard’s good news 10+ years ago and he just gets better
Russel , i Live in the U.S. and I wanna say Your show is one of my favorite Ever . I learn some news and feel good about the positive and funny things you cover too . Love your stuff and the fact you post it online , so I can watch your show easier .
2 equally chaotic comedians. I love it
4:18 hahah I feel like it's bad how I can understand what he's saying hahahh 🇮🇪🇮🇪💚
Sarah Hayes same I know what he's saying too
Drink every time aisling Bea says "you know" or " do you know what I mean"
I understand him too 🇮🇪🇮🇪💚💚
What did he say? I am fluent in German, Filipino, English and French (to a degree) yet I can't freaking understand what he's saying.
Sarah Hayes lol i dont feel bad but I understand him.
“German soldiers are growing breasts from slapping their chests”
Trans women everywhere: I VOLUNTEER!!
"BREAKING NEWS: thousands of 'men' everywhere become infected with mysterious tarzan disease"
trump: trans people can't join the army.
germany: trans people ARE the army
Russell has got the best smile
Even with the crooked teeth i thought it was adorable
@@lvicente270 i liked it better with the crooked teeth, tbh
And. The worse look
Have u ever seen Michael B Jordan?
@@randyschwaggins Schwing
Complaining about hay fever
Covid 19: hold my wheat beverage
4:58- 5:06 without context
Hahahahaha. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP!" ~ AS HE COMMENTS ON A 'FOX NEWS' REPORT.
LOL.
4:29 who else is Irish and can understand him🇨🇮💚🇨🇮💚🇨🇮💚🇨🇮💚🇨🇮💚🇨🇮💚🇨🇮💚
Bucky. Likes.Plums I am! ☘️💚
Bucky. Likes.Plums Oy'm naht
Bucky. Likes.Plums me
Bucky. Likes.Plums me but everyone thinks I'm English cause everyone else in my family is so I've got the same accents
Bucky. Likes.Plums please tell me yor secret
Mate, I’m female, do dance and football and I’m still dating a woman.....
Wanna date me?
@@pcadamtaylor4262 There's different websites for dating people, not the best idea to try and get a girlfriend on TH-cam mate
same, i do dance, play football and netball and im a short distance sprinter
and im still gay af
@@scotchontherock9714 yeah don't use TH-cam, it's not how you get someone to date you
Knock yourself out, if that's all that is wrong with y'alls world, you're lucky😊
why does the stand up girl remind of amy pond
Not sure at all cuz Karen Gillan is Scottish and Aisling is Irish so NOT even close! She doesn't look like her either!
If anything, she reminds me of Donna Noble
Who knows. Maybe you’ve never seen Doctor Who?
Every so often she does sound a bit like Amy but not to much.
Exceedingly attractive?
4:25 when you understand completely and just laugh at Russell's reactions 😂😂
okay, the hayfever joke's were funny (still are) but just to be clear: when i get hayfever my nose gets stuffed, my throat goes dessert and my eyes swell till theyre leaking water balloons, if i dont get meds i don't fucking see, and let me tell you, the first time i suffered from it i went fucking mental, my eyes were tearing and i thought i had a cold, then my fucking eyes swoll shit and i couldnt see because the air stung on every hole in my face
Well shit, idont exercise. Is that why I'm gay? Huh, well it's a good thing I wasn't planning on doing that anytime soon
The segment with the young lady with a high IQ is priceless. She's a gem. All the best to her.
"god bless youtube" is right. brought me russell howard,
4th great show from kildare myself if you dont understand aishling I can translate :)
KILDARE FOR THE WIN
12:46 The only tank I ever want to have coming towards me.
I'm struggling with the idea that that girl has a high IQ.
I feel bad for saying it, but...
Even Google translate was like: fuck knows he’s Irish….no offence to the Irish my brother in laws is Irish he approved this message
I swear if gen z cancel Russel Howard I will flip
Imma Gen Z and I agree with you.
No way this guys too elite
@@eririan_ same
Gen z do watch Russel Howard ya idiot 😂
The funny thing is I play rugby and workout I’m still gay probably more
I think the lotto bit was funnier for me since I could understand every word.. xD
I was actually wondering whether it was a case of British people not being able to understand him, especially mainland British since I assume the Northern Irish would familiar with that.
Kind of like how the yanks don't understand English English unless it's southern and we can't differentiate most american accents.
I absolutely love Aisling Bea.
that aisling bea wan was way too right about the discos
the minute Saturday night comes on and you hear that "di di da da da" everybody knows to start dancing lol
24:45 That look of regret!
LMAO!
10:50 talk about fisting
"Please don't go on the grass"
How do they get there.
"[Hayfever] is quite debilitating. It can last a day or so."
Lucky you. For most of my 20s, I basically spent the entire month of June wanting to scratch my eyes out and having to blow my nose every couple of minutes.
13:52
That’d only freak out the US Marines, the one thing they can’t handle: female soldiers.
I miss this show
12:30 "I hit you!"
"No you didn't!"
"Yes I did!"
11:40 did they eat the 'camel's toe' 😂😂😂
They had camels toe d in the hole
4:19 he reminds me of my grandad also if you’re from the west of Ireland you’re probably understand this
I've just discovered you and enjoy your humor very much. Thank you.
Watched this a few years ago when I lived in Dublin had no clue what that lotto winner was saying been living in the countryside for just over a year now and understood him perfectly
Would you be willing to translate?
@@lillylunapotter8079 I'll tell ya this was a pain to transcribe but I did my best.
'Well myself and Anne-Marie were in the car and I was just chatting, I looked up at the lotto sign and I said "God I haven't done the Lotto in a long time I must go in anyways and-"' (Russell cuts back) 'and she looked at me and looked up at the clock and she looked (unintelligble) and she said get back in there quick look at the state of ye (unintelligible)' (Russell cuts away) 'And we looked at the ticket and o' course Anne-Marie thought I had the ticket doctored and so she had her examination there and we read the numbers and looked them and she says to me, she says "What's wrong?" and I says "I'm gon'ta tell you somet'in' Anne, you are talkin' to a millionaire"'
As an Irish man, I understood every word of that
IQ doesn't mean you are smarter, it's more about ability to process things.
10:36 Freakin' hilarious!
Welllllllllllll, the hayfever comment looks a bit outdated with covid 😬
19:32
Why did Russell act like that towards the guest hahahaha. It’s like he was nervous.
Aisling Bea is absolutely hilarious... well done! Love seeing how far Russell has come.
The mystery guest looked a bit disappointed it ended up being about her hair in the end🤭that baby falling on the dog poo... 😂😂
“God bless TH-cam” I got 6 ads on this video
Love being Irish you can understand all accents and no one can understand you😂
I'm northern irish and I'll tell ya it's not that diffrent up here but I have a weird accent...I sound English, Irish and Scottish all at once! I have been mistaken for Welsh and Australian...I have no idea why
@@ZeroThe0ne You sure you're not South African? 😂
@@ZeroThe0ne Do you remember the first time you met a welsh person. I do, I was perplexed for quite a while till I had to ask him where the fuq he was from 😂
Training in the cadets you make the sound effects by saying ‘BANG!’ But I guess they do it because they DON’T have ammo!
A genuine highly intelligent beautiful young woman. Girl you are so REAL! 🙂
I have permanent hay fever it’s ALOT worse than it sounds
10:45 who is she??
Casey Batchelor
Just turn on subtitles and enjoy what the lottery winner really said!!
8:04 proper tickled me
allergies are a lot worse than you think... constantly having a runny nose.. itchy skin.. being itchy constantly. sore eyes.. blocked nose... which makes it so you cant hear properly and get pain when flying or changing altitudes.. or swimming... your nose gets more & more sore from constant blowing nose... eyes red raw & itchy.. burning sensations in the throat... my allergies have been a constant torture my whole life.. if i do cleaning & dust gets in the air im ill for weeks after.. breathing problems.. asthma... eczema .. rough dry skin.. it affects your immune system.. red skin welts... i would class it as a proper disability.. and you shouldn't belittle it as you have no idea how much it can affect your life.. its not just for one day its for life.. i bet you wouldn't endure it... you should be thankful you are healthy and not pretending you understand how it affects people... i could say to you.. having a lazy eye is nothing.... what you whingeing about with that???
Army sign up or Gangsta sign up, Turns down army Sign up smokes weed like snoop Dogg 2020 lung scan second heart... Config if sign up, Two Titiës' lel
The lottery winner’s name is GERARD killjoys will get this like if you get it 😂😂😂 oh and by the WAY I love Russell’s videos 😂
howard is beyond cool!,,
edible tanks
This just in...that anti-gay guy is now governor of the state of Alabama.
err i searched up slippery pissy and now i can say it wasnt a joke
420th
John Hoey
Blaze it
That teacher is a true legend.
Is this guy a comidian or a motivational speaker or an awareness speaker
Why the dislikes
that Irish guy looks like what Ray Mears would have looked like if he'd been unsuccessful and moved to Ireland...
hovering up the poonanny is my favorite sentence
You are obese
I think I read about the mystery guest in the society magazine. The article was titled something like "Essex girl joins Mensa" or something equally insulting (I had just become a member myself at the time, aged ten, with a slightly lower IQ, but again, ten, hopped up on too much sugar, it has improved since)
A girl from Essex has brains!?
Loving the one direction reference niall is a cutie
I know this is an old video. But having hayfever A DAY!!??!? Talk about 2-3 months. Yeah it's annoying to be sneezing and wheezing and having your eyez itching and all that for "a day". That shit gets sore after a couple of days..
the mystery guest is both pretty and smart-
I hope she puts her smarts to good use
Aisling Bea was amazing.
4:17 is it weird I understand every word he’s saying 🤣
16:00 Bojack horseman is born
38:58 OMG I remember that song!!!
Mystery girl beautiful
Well I can piss 30-40 ft in general so I think I should be a mystery guess
he missed a good 1 from that shark guy !!
guy .. why do you have so many teeth?
shark responds .. redundancy mate its something you might want to look into when you get back!
Hey,l didn't know that there were so many people who can't enjoy summer because of hay fever and related allergies. My heartfelt sympathies to you...
Ahhh - that bit about the guy winning the lottery…they are SO sweet!! ❤️
Love you Russell but hayfever is a nightmare. I suffer really bad. I have to have steriods because my asthma becomes extremely bad. My eyes aren't just bloodshot but my eyes become so irritated that the surface of my eye splits and I have to wear special contact lenses.
Why do you shake hands with your left hand?
Is this just casual??
What's the problem with shaking with left hand?
How dose that work season eight was made three years agai yet season 10 was made five years ago
31:32 Yes that is pretty true
12:24 so that's where Big Shaq got his inspiration from...
7:07 killed me
hayfever is no fun, I'm allergic for the medication. thats wtice the fun.
Imagine getting to brag about fighting a shark.and WINNING
The news got the first TH-cam vid wrong it was my day at the zoo
Aisling Bea, god that woman is soooooo unfunny!!!!!!
ffs hay fever dont need drugs just find a local bee keeper the honey will sort it
Wait until you get it russ hayfever is fucking bullshit it ruins my life every year
33:47 All Stars right there
TH-cam gave me Russell Howard Good News.
I've never used TH-cam
21:48