Completely off topic but imagine walking down the street and seeing a russian gopnik squatting and screaming АААААЙ БЛЯТЬ! while falling from a 5 story soviet apartment block
i mean, idk, its a common noise in apartment buildings bathrooms, means someone upstairs (some Vadim) is flushing his art creation in the toilet :D as someone like me who lives in a building like that its not that scary than funny or annoying (depends on your mood)
Does it heart traveling through the great depixelization curtain. I can imagine it feeling pretty fucked up going from pixels to normal. And why is Russians hiding this oddity.
"First, take saw. See? Sharp. Now, sausage. Cut, yes? Let the saw do the work. Now, take butter. Spread, generously. Now this is my favourite part. Take the sausage, place it on top. Fucking delicious."
There was that joke: Putin asks his election staff: "How are voting results?" Staff: "You're winning, sir" VP: "And how is the voter turnout?" Staff: "100%" VP: "Why so low?"
Nyet, it's just a indie, sad and realistic game. The game itself was made by a artist and there's some of his poems on it (like this line), just to reflect the melancholic feeling of the post-soviet winter. There's no adventures or breathtaking plot at all, just this; sadness, loneliness, snow and art.
Hey Boris, I made your triple French pork recipe for my parents and they loved it! But I had to replace the pork with chicken. I hope I didn't commit some sort of slavic heresy
6:17 "c'est juste lundi matin" it'S french, I'm french and I'm too bad To translate this in English. ... *Seriously thas means "it'S just Monday morning".*
Frenchman here, can confirm. I'm also pretty sure the person writing this was not a native French speaker. We would have said " on est seulement Lundi matin..." for "it's just Monday morning".
Sounds ok both ways and im french. C’est juste lundi matin » and on est seulement lundi matin. » both indicate different things, but yeah on est would be the proper since it is third person.
I'm not gonna lie. A while ago I had a dream about this game even though I never heard of it back then. The scene with the toilet on the balcony was in this dream. I remember it exactly. And also falling down the balcony was in that dream. Bliiiin I'm scared
@@Tiyjh for me those dreams show that our life has a planned plot. That the whole going of life follows a clear line. But we are still able to make free decisions. So in fact you could simulate this theory with a sinus curve. The curve leads to a horizontal direction but with many ups and downs. Like a colleague of my father once said: No matter what life you live. In the end you'll end up before God. Some people take the direct route to him while others take many alternative paths. But these paths will end right in front of God. So in conclusion. There is something bigger than us and atheists are only talking gavno :p
Hello Boris! Well, odds are you will never read this, but if you ever do could you make a video on how to manufacture fermented cabbage? Is it worth doing yourself? Is it the same as sauerkraut, or is there a special slavic variant? Here in the United States there are only a few variants of sauerkraut you can buy, sometimes even sauerkraut is hard to find. To be able to try real fermented cabbage, a video on how to make it would be very useful. If you make a video for making it, i promise to make 10 pounds of it myself! I am new to your channel, and i think you are cool as hell. Good luck!
Boris singing " La La La La La" overwhelms my heart with joy
Me to
Same .w.
Mmmmmm.... Gives warm feeling, blyat!
Did they really just forgot that melody
Yeah it was like
La La La La La La
Hmm hmm yeah
And I la La La La la la
WHEN I-
666 likes and 6- well 7 replies
Super ominous game: Death is walking nearby
Boris: *makes butterbrod*
Such is life in Russia.
It's not Death, it's just Vadim returning home drunk again.
@@squirrelguy2195 Probably true
Isnt. It a horror game or with horror eastereggs? Xs
I was honestly expecting this to secretly be a horror game. lol
Everybody asks,
"Who is Boris?"
Nobody asks,
"How is toilet destructability?"
My dude here asking the REAL questions.
*sad destructible toilet noises*
Blin, this is true
@Arthur Morgan *N A N I*
2
Me: "Oh look, a Boris video"
Boris: * Cuts sausage with saw *
Me: *We're off to a good start*
but no mayonnaise
But wait there's more
Javi well were is the mayonnaise hmmm (douts in Slav )
I am Americanized slav, i use chaisaw and no mayonez
@@boriskurgishknov7410 big lack of mayonnaise
"Why make life easier when you can make it harder"?
Yes. Me.
True
it’s not fun if it ain’t a challenge.
Completely off topic but imagine walking down the street and seeing a russian gopnik squatting and screaming АААААЙ БЛЯТЬ! while falling from a 5 story soviet apartment block
i lost it there :D :D
**Creepy noises come from the bathroom**
Every other youtuber: **screams**
Boris: "A yes, the potatoes must be ready"
Lol 😆
No fear! Boris is here !
i mean, idk, its a common noise in apartment buildings bathrooms, means someone upstairs (some Vadim) is flushing his art creation in the toilet :D as someone like me who lives in a building like that its not that scary than funny or annoying (depends on your mood)
4:08 Remember if you don’t have enough money to pay for bills, give it to Vadim he will always help you out...
F*CK Vadim
@@Andy504-p7l no he pays OUR bills all of it
OUR bills*
Mkay
Vadim eto cyka
2:58
People working at Chernobyl power reactor 4 after lights goes from normal to green and realized it isn’t the lights 1986 colorized
Hahaha
Why are we dressed like cooks?
Because we are about to cook.
They didn't realize!
Soul Hook *buterbrot simulator 1986*
Why colorized? Photographs in 1986 already had color.
for those who asking: yes, everything in russia is pixelated
And greY
lmao I went to Russia in 2016 lots of pixelated Babushkas
That's what you get for using computer that runs on potato
Does it heart traveling through the great depixelization curtain. I can imagine it feeling pretty fucked up going from pixels to normal. And why is Russians hiding this oddity.
@@hurricanetortillla это не правда, надеюсь вы понимаете что это развлекательный контент на тему стереотипов о россии
3:05 I love how he just fell from the building in the middle of winter and just singing
Love you Boris
Stevan SRBRUS accurate
Comrade Skyler Rycroft haha yes
"Death is nearby.."
Boris:....
Boris: let's go make some bred!
*brod*
@@ruszok bread
@@ruszok хлеб
Blyat
The famous Russian apathy.
Boris singing “ la la la la la” is my new favorite song
timestamp pls
Around 3:04
Around 03:05
@@chadthundercocksexhaver3959 TENYA WHAT IN THE BLIN ARE YOU DOIN HERE
It actually seems like this game was made specifically for Boris
There were no guns to test the destructibility of that toilet in Vadim's balcony, so...
@ thats thr only thing missing
@ Well...nothings perfect
I’am Russian myself, and our life is really like in this game
Realism 10/10, almost knifes are terrible
Radio:**DEATH IS WALKING NEARBY**
Boris: mhm sure
Two uploads in a month?! *We* love you Boris! (and artyom, anatoli & sergei)
Dont forget to tell vadim idi nahui!
But not Vadim. He's urod
Вадим may be an урод and a дебил but he pays the bills for the whole house. Gotta at least like him for that.
never wanna see that Vadim again!
**SEE BORIS CUTTING SAUSAGE WITH SAW*
Me: is it slavic gordon ramsay?
not to do no he is Gordon Ramsay’s mentor
"First, take saw.
See? Sharp.
Now, sausage.
Cut, yes?
Let the saw do the work.
Now, take butter.
Spread, generously.
Now this is my favourite part.
Take the sausage, place it on top.
Fucking delicious."
Who needs a knife
"Lalalala"
When boris does this
It fills my slav soul with life
I need a 10 hour version of him saying lalalala
@@dunjasavic3387 SAME
What time does it happen again
@@frankmcmanus7613 3:05 ❤️
Patrycja Bober lol thanks
“Not this shit again, never this shit again.”
-Boris 2019
2 Views 153 Likes.. This is the power of True Slav!!!!
No, that's the power of bot
There was that joke:
Putin asks his election staff: "How are voting results?"
Staff: "You're winning, sir"
VP: "And how is the voter turnout?"
Staff: "100%"
VP: "Why so low?"
*RUSSIAN REALISM INTENSIFIES*
Da
cлавянская власть
Cause: 2 hours of Life of Boris videos
Effect: My internal monologue sounds like Boris
Is this a good thing? Only time will tell.
*walks into gas station*
"Let's get some semishki while we're here...what the blayt are these child sized bags?
oh, that has happened to me too
it's worse when it's shrek tho, that was an awful 2 hours
I remember after I beat The Walking Dead my inner monologue was Lee Everett. Yours sounds better.
I just saw someone spread butter on a soft bread with less damage than I do with a normal knife-
The key to a perfect spread is nice soft butter, and the right angle- on a flat surface.
@@Somerandomegamer my bread always has holes
I mean, put the bread on a flat surface
@@Somerandomegamer ohhhh...I always do that
Then, there is not much else I can do. I wish you the best on your butter-spreading endeavors
Ah this video feels like home
SLEEP IN THE BATH TUB
USING A SAW TO EAT BUTERBROD
"ah finally- what.. what is this!? *VADIM I TOLD YOU NOT TO INSTALL THE TOILET ON THE BALCONY BLYAT!"*
Question for Boris: How is Artyom?
Question for Artyom: How is protection of our motherland going?
Its funny when cat have yours name.
Yeah.
It isn't ur motherland though
@@senk7365 nah he doesn't seem to be a western spy but still he ain't slav
@@senk7365 what u mean
You haven’t lived until you see a Russian buttering bread with a saw
when you drink so much hardbass that you start listening to vodka
You know he is from Estonia?
He is latvian
@@kipras4699 he might be from Estonia or from Latvia
@@deactivatedaccount5140 i thought it was belarus.
Damn Boris sounds so cute when talking in Ruskiy. We need 10 minute video of Boris speaking Russian!
Definitely I would love to hear him talk in Russian more often it sounds beautiful ^^
Dunja Midnight Don’t you mean it sounds blyatiful?
Конечно надо!
I would understant Russian more, english suptitles is enough
i don't think he is actually from russia. Otherwise why would he tape all the brands on the tools?
Boris, can I know, do you have time to cook some кулебякs
Thanks for doing the suggestion I sent you on social media Boris :)
The Real Bleach nice
nice
Ty clorox
Thanks Boris for takong my call and taking my advice on this latest video.
Lamb Sauce but you are not the REAL Lamb sauce
I have never seen a person cut food with a saw as elegantly as you Boris
6:18 That poster is written in french and it says "it's just monday in the morning"
This is seriously realistic, it feels like he was outside my grandmas apartment lol
The inside is tooooo nice
Babushka's*
flowers in vase, everything else on floor: "Now it feels like home"
...same honestly
western spies: what the hell is butterbrod?
Boris: hold my saw.
the only proper way for a capitalist spy to hold a saw is right between the ears.
cheezi give me cookies
@@alexandersteele4212 what kind
Buterbrot is buterbread
i hate say it but im italian but im waiting of 1 day become slav now im training about squat but i have fear of falling back
It’s almost Artyoms birthday we need life of artyom 3 for that
thought it said life of python 3 for a second. Don't give me PTSD flashbacks to that programming episode pls...
*falls out of window*
"AY BLYAT!"
*Crash*
"Opa.."
🤣🤣
Boris:Cuts sausage with saw
Me:This will be a good video
My FBI agent:What?
*our KGB agent
We all have an FBI Agent (Literally Western Spy) and a KGB Agent (Drunk 95% of the time)
@@arcturus4762 Does that mean they're only 5% as scarred at what I do?
8:43 Maybe i am the only one, but that "Ходит смерть рядышком" freaks me out so much. This must to be a horror game...
Nyet, it's just a indie, sad and realistic game. The game itself was made by a artist and there's some of his poems on it (like this line), just to reflect the melancholic feeling of the post-soviet winter. There's no adventures or breathtaking plot at all, just this; sadness, loneliness, snow and art.
@@lunavanderboom7013 that is more terrifying than an horror game. Very sad.
What does the Russian meam
@@khgnnnn the death is nearby lol
Vadim: *starts war with Ivan next door*
Boris: he pay everyone’s bill such a good neighbor
7:28 I’m laughing because it sounds like actually Russian neighbor yelling
6:22 *It's just monday morning*, says the french poster in Siberia
No need to worry, for tomorrow will be a better day
[doubles over in laughter]
Boris saying „OY DENIS“ in the most excited tone ever warms my heart
I love how are your videos so accurate! I always laugh and cry at the same time 🤣🤣
Love from Czech Republic ❤️
Prauge Boris’s favorite city still misspelled tho Prague!
@@Novashi_ fun fact: in countries like Japan or South Korea they don't know the name Prague, they all call it like us Praha😆😊
@@emikawaneru666 zajímavé
Good choice of music, though now I am just thinking of the Vostroyans.
For the Emperor of Hardbass!
3:05 brings a smile on all comrade's face
Soviet Union yes
Thank you USSR
Just like a true Russian, Boris is going back to his roots with a gaming video.
Wow your near 500k
why does this have only 1 reply
Hey Boris, I made your triple French pork recipe for my parents and they loved it!
But I had to replace the pork with chicken. I hope I didn't commit some sort of slavic heresy
opaa
The KGB wants to know your location
@Vera Nikitenkova главное в мясе по-французски это мазик,с ним нажористее.На самом деле,можно просто запечь мазик,без мяса
@Vera Nikitenkova не,ну лук-это по умолчанию,это не обсуждается.Ещё чесночку можно ёбнуть, кстати
I got my gorgeous Weslav cutting board for my birthday! I love it! Thank you! You're awesome, Boris!
Video starts, PROTIVOGAZ plays
me: *_Vostroyan charge intensifies_*
A fellow man of culture I see, you got good taste!
oh nooo :D the 40k community is everywhere
Bottle of finest Urban Potato-Bear Kvass to this gopnik.
@@uamee oy hello
"Russian Man repeatedly falls from 6th story window, news at 11."
Watched full video. Very happy
0:51 for the cutest Boris has ever been
Zurgo Pussysmasher Boris is always cute but that was blyatiful!!
Boris: *makes butterbrod with saw*
Me: ahh just like my babushka did
Video subtitles:wall carpets and pink sausage...
Auto translated video subtitles: *HOW TO END MYSELF*
VerdikkThe One hi vietnamese guy
@@ngatrieu4598 uhuh...ya already knew me XD
At this moment while watching this video I'm in Russia and eating doctors sausage
Very healthy diet add cheese too
And mustard
Valeria Jelpidiforova same
You mean sosig?
MAYONNAISE
Omg, I remember the carpets on the walls, in both appartments. Oh you don't get this in Australia.
05:38 the post says : "domani sarà un giorno migliore" which means : "tomorrow will be a better day".
The pixel poster is in French " C'est juste lundi matin" means "Its just Monday morning"
At least 5 French spys in the comments 🙄
@@chrisrib05 uh... No, we definitely pas western.
We are... Uh... Merde.
Chris for their defense they kimda sided with nazis eich were socialists.. socialists are kinda esstern i guess so..
@@reedy_9619 WTF are you on about?
@@11Survivor he says de la merde some big merde
I’m not first,
I’m not last,
But when Boris post new video,
I click fast
Of course nothing happened when he fell from the 5th floor. He landed on his feet. A true slav would never die from a piddly little 5 story squat.
6:17 "c'est juste lundi matin" it'S french, I'm french and I'm too bad To translate this in English.
...
*Seriously thas means "it'S just Monday morning".*
Frenchman here, can confirm.
I'm also pretty sure the person writing this was not a native French speaker. We would have said " on est seulement Lundi matin..." for "it's just Monday morning".
Sounds ok both ways and im french.
C’est juste lundi matin » and on est seulement lundi matin. » both indicate different things, but yeah on est would be the proper since it is third person.
Je suis Francais aussi camarade
@@djulyanfaucon5784 et @Halvmåne Ah Enfin des camarades de france !... Pain au chocolat ou chocolatine?
Il y a beaucoup de français qui suivent cette chaîne.
"What is going to happen? Breath getting too fresh?" This is such a gem!!
I'm not gonna lie. A while ago I had a dream about this game even though I never heard of it back then. The scene with the toilet on the balcony was in this dream. I remember it exactly. And also falling down the balcony was in that dream. Bliiiin I'm scared
I have that too in my dreams I see static then a flash of something like 3 years before it happens
I call these, memories of the future. Perhaps time isn't linear as we think, so sometimes you can remember stuff that hasn't happened yet!
@@Tiyjh for me those dreams show that our life has a planned plot. That the whole going of life follows a clear line. But we are still able to make free decisions. So in fact you could simulate this theory with a sinus curve. The curve leads to a horizontal direction but with many ups and downs.
Like a colleague of my father once said: No matter what life you live. In the end you'll end up before God. Some people take the direct route to him while others take many alternative paths. But these paths will end right in front of God.
So in conclusion. There is something bigger than us and atheists are only talking gavno :p
It's called "deja vu" in English and French it means "seen" it's normal happens to everyone
I have a strange ability to think of a song and if I turn on the radio, it comes on within 10 minutes.
9:57 I cried laughing with what he said with the banana XD
*it fly away* BEST MOMENT XD
When is the next Artyom video?
Much love to Boris from USA
jcorona984 we’ve been waiting forever🥶😿
Western spy
You must be a comie
Western spy
Comrade sleeper agent, thank you for your service
6:16 it's french, say "It's just monday morning
"c'est juste lundi matin"
I speak french and I have yet to undertsand why
In english "It's just Monday morning
@@74-ZX I understand what it means, what's breaking my brains is why the developer took that decision actually
Jovana Levesque c'était juste un lundi matin où il était pas motivé
C peut-être un film
Ou sa ta vu sa
Борис:нужно выкинуть мусор
Рядом стоит мусоропровод
Борис: (выкидывает через окно)
Всегда так делаю. Я же русский!
Очень смешно👏
Я бы отдал соседу Вадиму
Идеально
а ведь некоторые свиньи так и делают в регионах, видел лично, отнёс под дверь им обратно
mmmmmmmmmm, love when video starts with uamee, this is how you know vid will be good
The last time I was here this early, the USSR was still a thing
I was going to say the exact same thing... Dam it, to slow...
😂😂😂
😂👌
It still is!
In our hearts♡
TH-cam was not a thing back then. In Soviet Russia logic speaks u. :-|
Hahaha that first part of the game when you fell through the window made me laugh so hard 😂
random voice : death is coming
Boris : makes sandwich
Is buterbrod, урод
He cuts food with an axe and now saw i wonder if the next one is a chainsaw
Chainsaw is too western spy, he'll use a crowbar.
He will use Lada to cut food
Mii Til Not if it’s the Дружба chainsaw.
6:17 the poster say "it's just monday morning" Yeah, who care.
Amazing how you manage to make this boring game look exciting. Great job!
I wish I could play this too but I spilt babushkas kompot on my computer blyat
6:48
Me at 2am
You know, this really is one of the most atmospheric games I've ever seen.
"Is slowly coming"
Boris quote of the year.
Awesome! Programming video was awesome as well! Davai! I got this notification while listening to USSR anthem!
True Slav
I just love your channel, man! 😁. Best gameplay video on youtube.
Yay..right on time
0:00 Boris are we going to get some super slavic Boris bath water?
With baked *raw vodka*? :D
I'll watch full 3 minutes ad, *JUST FOR BORIS...*
"чё блять" = friendly russian greeting
chubapupa96 also,
“Привет дебилы” is a very nice way of saying hi to your neighbors 👍
Что за игра? халф лайв с модами?
Yes
@@VlasovMarkII нет, эта игра называется шхд зима
@@ghgdjjx5929 😂😂😂
Maybe you should make a "primitive boris technology" video 😁
For those wondering what's the song at 1:12, its called 'Outside St. Petersburg' by
Trabant 33.
Oh blyat another cooking video i can already feel my stomach screaming idi nahui blyat
edit: blyat im wrong
That music...
*sudden urge to rush B for the Emperor*
"Vadim your mailbox is always full"
Boris:*keeps filling up his mailbox
Hello Boris! Well, odds are you will never read this, but if you ever do could you make a video on how to manufacture fermented cabbage? Is it worth doing yourself? Is it the same as sauerkraut, or is there a special slavic variant? Here in the United States there are only a few variants of sauerkraut you can buy, sometimes even sauerkraut is hard to find. To be able to try real fermented cabbage, a video on how to make it would be very useful. If you make a video for making it, i promise to make 10 pounds of it myself! I am new to your channel, and i think you are cool as hell. Good luck!
With everything going on at home, it's nice to have Boris around so I can escape briefly. Stay cheeky breeki comrade
This looks exactly like my Wife's uncle's apartment complex in Kemerovo, Siberia. Even with the little grocery store and beauty salon.
Is it me or is Boris looking hotter than Babushkas kitchen on jam canning day when he gets out of the bathtub at the beginning? 😍
It's written in french on the posters, russian have changed a lot ! ^^
Klasse Boris 👍 das ist gute Unterhaltung 😉
What a great way to end my summer, watch a new Life of Boris video :D
i got scared when he turned on the radio and it just started moving up i felt like something was gonna be watching me
7:00 when the USSR collapsed, the ballet was shown on TV on all channels. Just a fact
What the blin is this? New video already? Is Christmas in Chernobyl I think