Malort because tonight is the night you fight your dad. Malört because your pants aren’t going to shit themselves. Malört because sometimes you just have to unfriend someone in person.
Buick regal baby with the fake velvet interior now that was riding comfort... That bish just glides when doing 110mph down the back roads... Fond memories of my teens
Never tried malort but my friends have and they said it's the worst but then they'll do another shot ? Guess I'll have to try it myself being from Chicago, it's founded in the 1930s and has wormwood in it🤔
Malört was invented by a man who was a heavy smoker, and his taste buds were fried. He also liked the taste of bitter. It was potent enough for him to taste it.
You can get through a steel reserve a malort is just bottled vegemite its salty and bitter. Its not beer. Its actually a very good pork marinade though@jumpieva
@@howardsternssmicrophone9332 Malort: Think of a bear defecating a pine cone down your throat... wringing out the sweatiest, nastiest gym socks into a shot glass... An 80-year-old woman with a yeast infection bathing in a bathtub full of gin... Part of the flavor comes from the mouthfeel, it is extremely dry (think of the hoppiest beers and that feeling that lingers on the back of your tongue) but instead that feeling is like sandpaper that lingers for about five minutes.
Malort is an acquired taste in Chicago. It's usually drunk by guys who get off work early and stop by the bar before picking their kids up from school.
My motorcycle club drinks malort to toast in new members. That shit is made of gasoline, broken dreams, and a little bit of piss from a dehydrated moose. I suggested this a few weeks ago for him to try and here we are. 😂😂😂 I got 2 bottles in my bar upstairs right now!
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Legend has it that Malort was originally created to prove to alcoholics they were beyond redemption. If you can keep it down then 12 steps will never be enough for you.
Malort: Tonight's the night you fight your dad! Malort: It's like you're being picked on in the fifth grade! Malort: It's the product of a gypsy curse!
@@rustknuckleirongut8107 Too fancy for me (I also don't care for it lol) but I worked at a liquor store for a little over a year and learned my booze haha
Knowing what he was in for with the Jeppson's, and watching him swish it around, priceless :) That's a hard taste to get rid of, especially if you let it touch your whole mouth.
I live in Chicago. Malort is definitely an acquired taste. Yeah, it's bitter but I've learned to enjoy it. If I'm at the bar already kind of drunk and some people want to do shots, I'm ordering Malort. It's lower ABV than than your Whiskeys and Tequilas and I swear to god it helps settle your stomach after a night of drinking. Wormwood has a range of medicinal qualities.
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Malort ain't too bad after the second one, then you wake up in jail, and all your cash is gone, but people said you did some crazy shit yeah! Malort, may I have another, lol
I like to use Grand Marnier orange liqueur in margaritas instead of triple sec. If I get a bad margarita at a resturant I order a shot of it to fix the margarita.
Growing up in the 70's in Chicago, my grandpa caught me and my cousin stealing vermouth and creme de minthe at night while everyone slept before Xmas. He said we can't touch his fine liquor but could have as much Malort as we wanted. You do NOT want a malort puke or hangover! Stayed sober til 24 years old!
Malört was invented by a Swede. It's quite like our own Bäsk, which is a vodka infused with wormwood to make it extremely bitter and rough. It's a quite nice schnapps together with pickled herring on midsummer. :)
after one too many bad nights with Jim Beam, i'm the same way. haven't touched anything whiskey related in 30 years. to this day just the smell of it makes me dry heave.
Pernod needs water. It’s a long drink. The seal is off centre on the Goldie as that makes it look hand sealed. Limoncello is a long drink. Malort is only used to unblock drains.
Coward. Malort isn't good, but it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Jager, the Pernod, the Hilde, Angostura bitters all have a number of plant extracts that give them strong, complex flavors. Malort just has one flavor (bitter from wormwood) and a lot of it. A few dashes of Angostura really livens up a drink but you'd probably never drink a whole shot of it so keep that perspective.
Goldschlager is a high school alcohol and malort... Is good if you like the taste of the smell of off deep woods, bug spray mixed with the taste of hairspray aerosols... If you grew up in the seventies and the eighties, you know what that hairspray tastes like to this day! Now you mix those two together, and you have the taste of jepsen's malort! And the thing is, you can eat stuff after you drink that, and once you're done swallowing, you're gonna taste the malort again!😂😂😂😂😂😂
As someone from Chicago I love Malort I did a shot with my dad on my 21st and do one when i would go to a bar,but its an acquired taste. It also helps to hate your self just a little bit too 😂😂😂.
I Googled Jeppson's Malört and got this: Malört (literally moth herb) is the Swedish word for wormwood. The liqueur is a light straw color and you'll first get a wash of slightly bitter grapefruit flavors on your tongue. But what Jeppson's is known for is the aftertaste: a deeply bitter, lingering finish that feels like it'll never let up.
PICKLE JUICE. A shot of pickle juice keeps it from assaulting your taste buds for the next half hour. Malort is terrible because it doesn't go away after you swallow, but pickle juice kills the aftertaste. I mean, don't drink Malort often, PLEASE, but it's a neat party trick if you can drink it, then some pickle juice, and act like the Malort doesn't affect you. You will look like a SUPERHERO.
missed out on a great one. Rock and Rye. Straight(100 proof aged 4 years) with Rock candy and candied fruit. We used to use it to celebrate special events in the family. I shared a bottle with my Dad when I got out of Boot Camp. Cracked the bottle going out the gate at Parris Island. My mother drove . It took us from there to Richmond to finish. Good show.
I was tricked into drinking the Marlot stuff… it is the worst thing I’ve ever had in my life. I guess it’s an alcohol u give to ppl at parties as a joke.
@@darrellparks3747 pretty much. We have a cubs club and all new members have to do a shot of Malort. Sometimes people throw up. But they are forever changed. We keep a couple bottles handy but the stuff is awful.
.....and if you wanna get punched in the face. I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago, and have never tried Malort; primarily because of the reactions and stories.
I was just at a Malört distillery a couple of weeks ago. Another company in Chicago, CH Distillery, also does some custom Malört's that are incredible. You can't race bicycles in Chicago without a few shots of Malört in ya!
I'd love to try Malört. Not because I think it's good but just as a curiosity. Malört is the Swedish word for wormwood which I guess is the main ingredient. It doesn't sound too good, I'm sure it's bitter as hell but this kind of liqueur is very common in Europe. Every country has one or more famous bitters like Bäska Droppar, Gammeldansk, Jägermeister, Underberg, Becherovka, Unicum and whatever else.
Malört has a long viking traditional use. It contains Thujone and where thought to have an equal’ish’ effect as THC in cannabis. But agreeably dulls the tastebuds for surströmming😅
Wtf, Piratens Bäska is too weak, Bäska Droppar for the win. No Xmas dinner, Easter Dinner or Midsummer without Bäsk! My mother did her own Bäsk an Xmas, eyeballing it, but I checked the dosage and the Thujone content would have been seeerious. We diluted it by a factor ten. Malört is wormwood in English, and is supposedly an effective anti-parasite medicine.Skål och God Jul.
The best way to describe malort is imagine going out and drinking all night then when your severely hung over the next morning and you get super sick, that taste in your mouth just after vomiting is what a shot of malorts taste like.
The only way I have ever been able to successfully surpass the after taste of Malort, is to lick a 9volt battery afterwards. Called and Assault and Battery
The only liqueur I've tried is Whidbey's Loganberry Liqueur, which is excellent. It ain't cheap, but it is very tasty. Drizzle some over vanilla ice cream for a real treat.
Goldschlager is was Rupe and I drank the last workday before christmas lol, glad you guys are back going strong, best job I ever had. Getcha pull, Boss
I went to a bar in Chicago and asked for a Chicago Handshake (Old Style and Malort). I asked the bartender how many people out of 10 liked Malort. "No one." ...I admittedly liked it. He looked at me like a freak when I ordered another shot. Can't really blame him.
Well if you've ever wondered what a condiment tastes like in alcohol form(and who hasn't am I right). Then try to get your booger hooks on this stuff. Gabriel boudier mustard liqueur. Oh and Oskar Blues brewery had a limited edition french's mustard beer. Because someone thought well why not make some bad decisions.
Tried malort one time and I'll tell you what it taste like, go find the cheapest perfume that your mom or grandmother uses and spray 1 spray of it in your mouth, to me that's exactly what it tasted like because when I was a kid my mom would douse herself with her perfume and some would go in my mouth. Like a soapy type of taste.
Malort because tonight is the night you fight your dad.
Malört because your pants aren’t going to shit themselves.
Malört because sometimes you just have to unfriend someone in person.
Malort tastes like breathing in mosquito spray and the burnout smoke from a 1971 Caprice.
Malort is the apocalypse in a bottle.
@@michaelstewart6609 Malört, it’s a kick in the nuts but for your tongue.
Malort, because you’re not getting your security deposit back
@@snickelfritz4706 😂😂😂 not a 71 Pontiac
"That should go down real smooth" 😂 famous last words.
I was giddy when he said that. - The guy who suggested he try it
All Malort is filtered through 1987 caprice classics, the unofficial car of Chicago
I remember one comment that described it. To. A. T.
"It tastes like gasoline filtered through a used sheep skin condom."
Disgustingly accurate.
Buick regal baby with the fake velvet interior now that was riding comfort... That bish just glides when doing 110mph down the back roads... Fond memories of my teens
Lol
@@Edcreviewer My first car was an 83 Regal! Paid $1000 for it in 2005 :)
"I don't wanna do this liqueur shit no more. I wanna make that clear."😂😂😂 I died right there.
He meant that.
@@Ratedred I give him credit, I would’ve either been on the floor in the fetal position, or puking my guts up.
Malort is like drinking the beer bottle everyone is putting their cigs in.
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i've done that whilst drunk, wasn't too bad. i think i drank a bottle of tabasco sauce that night as well. marlort just sounds nastay
Did that as a kid by accident.. pop can not beer bottle though. If it tastes like that.. and people willingly drink it?! Wow..
Done that so many times. Drinking the wrong bottle of beer haha. Its damn nasty for sure.
Never tried malort but my friends have and they said it's the worst but then they'll do another shot ? Guess I'll have to try it myself being from Chicago, it's founded in the 1930s and has wormwood in it🤔
Malört was invented by a man who was a heavy smoker, and his taste buds were fried. He also liked the taste of bitter. It was potent enough for him to taste it.
It goes great with haggis 😅
is it worse than steel reserve?
You can get through a steel reserve a malort is just bottled vegemite its salty and bitter. Its not beer. Its actually a very good pork marinade though@jumpieva
It's a final boss.@@jumpieva
Like when I tried to make David Lynches Quinoa, and it was the most disgustingly sodium filled crap and then remembered oh yeah he's a chainsmoker lol
"Put a top on it and throw it in the river" 🤣🤣
And on top of that Horse has got to taste better.
Ah, Goldschlager. Reminds me of 20 years ago being 21 and thinking I was fancy drinking something with gold in it 😂
I still take a shot of it every year at the start of deer camp, a tradition my brothers and I made up when I was 14 and my brothers were 15 and 17 lol
Shit I thought Aftershock was fancy back then
@@warshrine8635oh god not Aftershock 😂
I remember it tasting good to lol
Hit the nail on the head... 20 years ago there was a many nights of fun drinking it!
Best reaction I have seen yet to Jeppson's Malört. Thank you much for that!
Getting John Flanders (PVIII) onboard as an anti-spokesman got it to a larger market.
As an irish chicagoan, malort is a tradition. A nasty, hurtful, horrible tradition.
I’ll have another
3 please! A round of the finest for my friends 😂😂😂
the same tradition like Hakkarl in Island or Sürstromming in Sweden ... eeew
Can you describe the flavor? Is it like licorice or something pungent like that?
@@howardsternssmicrophone9332 Malort: Think of a bear defecating a pine cone down your throat... wringing out the sweatiest, nastiest gym socks into a shot glass... An 80-year-old woman with a yeast infection bathing in a bathtub full of gin... Part of the flavor comes from the mouthfeel, it is extremely dry (think of the hoppiest beers and that feeling that lingers on the back of your tongue) but instead that feeling is like sandpaper that lingers for about five minutes.
Watching Boss pour out that huge amount of Malört... I was like NOOOOOOO
See there’s two types of people. I was hoping he’d keep pouring 😂
Watching him pour it in real life I was like NOOOO but also like YES
😂😂😂
@@Ratedred And he swished it around like he was at the dentist. LMAO
@@pauldunecatyeah he was all the way committed to that belly flop
Malort is an acquired taste in Chicago. It's usually drunk by guys who get off work early and stop by the bar before picking their kids up from school.
Man, can you imagine being the kid who gets picked up by recently Malorted Dad? They're gonna need years of therapy...
Right after spending the Food Stamps on a new Chain.
Malort is only tolerable if you have somebody in the group who hasn't had it so you get to watch their reaction.
right cause if you can deal with the after taste of Malort you can deal with the kids and wife
And Cubs fans before first pitch.
My motorcycle club drinks malort to toast in new members. That shit is made of gasoline, broken dreams, and a little bit of piss from a dehydrated moose. I suggested this a few weeks ago for him to try and here we are. 😂😂😂 I got 2 bottles in my bar upstairs right now!
I'm sorry 😂😂
@ literally the worst shit ever 😂😂😂
2 bottles? Lawd gawd why?
@@ProctorsGamble because it’s horrible and a tradition thing for us. We all hate it.
@@jeffday1985 Here's to hoping that aging it only makes it that much worse! 🍺
Bama Boss has to be at least 55 years old, how can he not have had Goldschlager before in the 90s? It was literally everywhere.
Also, you forgot Fernet
He seems like he would be hanging out with the crowds where that wasn't popular in😂😂. More of the beer and whiskey drinkers partying by a bonfire
I haven’t had Goldschlagger since Germany, in fact the same night I first tried Jäegermeister.
I was around that type crowd myself. Some girl would show up with goldsloger or aftershock or something like that every once in awhile
Aftershock!!! Haha been 25 years since I had a shot or ten of it lol
I am CACKLING at how hurt he looked after drinking the Malort! He grabbed those chips like he was cuddling a teddy bear! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was betrayed.
@@Ratedred Robbed!
@@Ratedredhoodwinked!
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Love to hear it! Welcome to the team.
Legend has it that Malort was originally created to prove to alcoholics they were beyond redemption. If you can keep it down then 12 steps will never be enough for you.
Malort. Because the closet isn't going to shit in itself.
I couldn't believe he never heard of Goldschlager.
😂😂😂
Malort: Tonight's the night you fight your dad!
Malort: It's like you're being picked on in the fifth grade!
Malort: It's the product of a gypsy curse!
Like a t-shirt with arms, I think is is just too fancy for where he is from
@@rustknuckleirongut8107 Too fancy for me (I also don't care for it lol) but I worked at a liquor store for a little over a year and learned my booze haha
Knowing what he was in for with the Jeppson's, and watching him swish it around, priceless :) That's a hard taste to get rid of, especially if you let it touch your whole mouth.
Yeah he really went above and beyond on that taste. Yikes.
The malort didn’t disappoint 😂😂
I live in Chicago. Malort is definitely an acquired taste. Yeah, it's bitter but I've learned to enjoy it. If I'm at the bar already kind of drunk and some people want to do shots, I'm ordering Malort. It's lower ABV than than your Whiskeys and Tequilas and I swear to god it helps settle your stomach after a night of drinking. Wormwood has a range of medicinal qualities.
That's what Whataburger or waffle house is for here in Texas. Forget that crap
like killing tapeworms in your gut
You order Malort for someone turning 21, as a joke to pull on one of your friends, or for an a-hole you don't like. It tastes like Lysol smells.
Where i lived at that time you ordered a cement mixer
It looks like Pine Sol. Probably tastes worse
This is probably my new favorite Alabama review, because they were so bad, and because they had the best reactions from Boss, I was in tears laughing at his expense. Sorry Bossman. Love ALL the reviews!
Dokkaryan is pretty good too
He's performing a public service! We should be grateful.
Malort ain't too bad after the second one, then you wake up in jail, and all your cash is gone, but people said you did some crazy shit yeah! Malort, may I have another, lol
If you can get through the first one, the rest are gravy
While he may not have the most sophisticated palette, I applaud Boss for expanding his horizons.
I like to use Grand Marnier orange liqueur in margaritas instead of triple sec.
If I get a bad margarita at a resturant I order a shot of it to fix the margarita.
Cointreau is also what I used to 'Cadillac' a Margarita back in the day, float on the frozen, and sidecar on the rocks
Growing up in the 70's in Chicago, my grandpa caught me and my cousin stealing vermouth and creme de minthe at night while everyone slept before Xmas. He said we can't touch his fine liquor but could have as much Malort as we wanted.
You do NOT want a malort puke or hangover! Stayed sober til 24 years old!
Goldschlager: when you are just too fancy for Fireball.
Half Fireball, half Tito's, its so tasty. I call it the Janet.
@sailordude2094 is that the name of your ex that you text after drinking it?
I make Limoncello at home. The lemon oil is extracted from the peel directly in the alcohol. That’s why it’s so strong.
He's not acting. It really is that bad.
It’s the stuff you let first timers try. lol. It’s so bad
Malörts is quite lovely actually, but you have to like bitter stuff.
@@Revener666 Who hurt you?
@@rysho1 no one. It is as I said quite nice if you appreciate bitter stuff.
@@Revener666I concur.
we call it a chicago handshake here in the midwest. a shot of malort with a high life/old style/pbr
@@LSU_Tig3rs I'm in Indiana and the drink is out of Illinois.
I’m sorry.
I have lived in the Chicagoland area my entire life and no, we do not do this.
@@009013M3Facts. I'm from Chicago and Malort ain't no handshake, its more of a punch in the nuts!
I'll stick to boilermakers, thanks.
The look on Boss face tells you everything.😂
Malört was invented by a Swede. It's quite like our own Bäsk, which is a vodka infused with wormwood to make it extremely bitter and rough. It's a quite nice schnapps together with pickled herring on midsummer. :)
nasty
It helps keep the flies away 😂
Nothing you said, in any way, suggests "quite nice"! 😂😂😂😂
Who hurt you?
@@bobhais4759 Every culture has it's peculiarities;)
I dry heaved when the Goldschlager showed up, 22 years and the trauma is still with me.
I have that problem with Southern Comfort
after one too many bad nights with Jim Beam, i'm the same way. haven't touched anything whiskey related in 30 years. to this day just the smell of it makes me dry heave.
I feel your pain.
I get the same reaction from gin. I smell the botanicals and start dry heaving.
My chest heaved for a second when they pulled out the bottle.
These taste tests will alcohol with Alabama boss are the best.
You know it’s bad when it makes a southern man say “gah damn”
Malort for when you don't want to share the bottle you brought to the party.
Boom
Pernod needs water. It’s a long drink. The seal is off centre on the Goldie as that makes it look hand sealed. Limoncello is a long drink. Malort is only used to unblock drains.
lol he said Gold Schlonger 1:45
I tried to shout "DON'T DO IT!!!" but it was too late ...
I've never had Malort. And thanks to this video, I never will. 😂😂😂
Coward. Malort isn't good, but it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Jager, the Pernod, the Hilde, Angostura bitters all have a number of plant extracts that give them strong, complex flavors. Malort just has one flavor (bitter from wormwood) and a lot of it. A few dashes of Angostura really livens up a drink but you'd probably never drink a whole shot of it so keep that perspective.
@scottgigot2593 ok fine, but I've never heard of anyone adding a few dashes of Malort to a cocktail.
Goldschlager is a high school alcohol and malort... Is good if you like the taste of the smell of off deep woods, bug spray mixed with the taste of hairspray aerosols... If you grew up in the seventies and the eighties, you know what that hairspray tastes like to this day! Now you mix those two together, and you have the taste of jepsen's malort! And the thing is, you can eat stuff after you drink that, and once you're done swallowing, you're gonna taste the malort again!😂😂😂😂😂😂
As someone from Chicago I love Malort I did a shot with my dad on my 21st and do one when i would go to a bar,but its an acquired taste. It also helps to hate your self just a little bit too 😂😂😂.
man he went all in, swished it around and everything before he swallowed. lmfao
That swish really sealed his fate.
Hi , Pernaud you have to mix with a bid of water 👍🏼😝🤪😜
......and some gin and/or seltzer. I've never seen anyone drink Pernod straight. It's like drinking a shot of triple sec.
You have in France also Ricard = Pernaud and in Greece Ouzo 🎉👍🏼🥳
Goldschlager! The shot of choice of the 90's college kid!
Yep, that or Rumpleminz
I Googled Jeppson's Malört and got this:
Malört (literally moth herb) is the Swedish word for wormwood.
The liqueur is a light straw color and you'll first get a wash of slightly bitter grapefruit flavors on your tongue. But what Jeppson's is known for is the aftertaste: a deeply bitter, lingering finish that feels like it'll never let up.
Yeaaah
PICKLE JUICE. A shot of pickle juice keeps it from assaulting your taste buds for the next half hour. Malort is terrible because it doesn't go away after you swallow, but pickle juice kills the aftertaste. I mean, don't drink Malort often, PLEASE, but it's a neat party trick if you can drink it, then some pickle juice, and act like the Malort doesn't affect you. You will look like a SUPERHERO.
Like a mouthful of pencil shavings.
missed out on a great one. Rock and Rye. Straight(100 proof aged 4 years) with Rock candy and candied fruit. We used to use it to celebrate special events in the family. I shared a bottle with my Dad when I got out of Boot Camp. Cracked the bottle going out the gate at Parris Island. My mother drove . It took us from there to Richmond to finish. Good show.
Malört, also known as wormwood. Traditionally used for things such as killing parasites. That shit is baaaaaad 😁
I've had a mini liquor bottle of Goldschlager in my freezer for the past 30 years. Was saving to see if the gold price went up. Lol
Wait on it for 10 more and u can prolly get more out of the vintage unopened liquor than u would with the gold.
LMAO when you busted out the Fritos 😂😂😂
Ikr I started literally roar laughing at that and then when he tasted the burp...PRICELESS
Ha ha ha ha watched a couple of videos from you and this liquor one has made me laugh so much I’ve subscribed now keep em coming ❤
Welcome aboard!
Never tried it myself but I've heard malort taste like a hate crime. 😂😂😂😂
More like a War Crime so bad even Canadians whince.😬
Sorry, but I laughed so hard I was crying
I found this channel a few days ago. It’s now my favorite TH-cam channel. I watched this man take shots of 60%+ “beer” and I was in love.
6:08 -- His reaction LOL 🤣
6:03 should be a ringtone for incoming bill collector calls 🤣
Gin botanicals, memaw's perfume and 67' chevy exhaust had a baby together. They called it Malort.
Your reaction to Malort was nearly identical to mine. After several other types of drinks, food, and several hours later...the taste was still there.
Mr. Alabama Boss couldn't handle the Malort. 😂😂😂
The only way you can improve this fantastic channel is to uncensor it. I freakin love this guy.
A shot of Malort dropped into a pint of Old Style is called a Chicago handshake.
GAWD DAMN!! I never get tired of his reaction to Malort
He meant that
I was tricked into drinking the Marlot stuff… it is the worst thing I’ve ever had in my life. I guess it’s an alcohol u give to ppl at parties as a joke.
@@darrellparks3747 pretty much. We have a cubs club and all new members have to do a shot of Malort. Sometimes people throw up. But they are forever changed. We keep a couple bottles handy but the stuff is awful.
.....and if you wanna get punched in the face. I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago, and have never tried Malort; primarily because of the reactions and stories.
Pernod, Ricard, Absinthe, Ouzo are all meant to be mixed with cold water. You don't drink them straight. They are not designed that.
Okay, because a shot of ouzo almost suffocated me a few years ago. I'll try it again.
I was just at a Malört distillery a couple of weeks ago. Another company in Chicago, CH Distillery, also does some custom Malört's that are incredible. You can't race bicycles in Chicago without a few shots of Malört in ya!
if you are doing on more of these I recommend fernet branca, its like a bitter mouthwash with medicine notes
I like how Boss is internally fighting the herbal liqeuers.
I'd love to try Malört. Not because I think it's good but just as a curiosity. Malört is the Swedish word for wormwood which I guess is the main ingredient. It doesn't sound too good, I'm sure it's bitter as hell but this kind of liqueur is very common in Europe. Every country has one or more famous bitters like Bäska Droppar, Gammeldansk, Jägermeister, Underberg, Becherovka, Unicum and whatever else.
It's about the same taste strength as straight Campari, just with the wormwood aftertaste. I drink my Malort neat, but usually cut Campari with soda.
all I needed to see was Malort... God Bless Your Heart.
Once more for Texas bourbons and and beers from Boulevard brewing in Kansas city
In high school, we would sit out in the cat tails and get crippled of that "Gold Slaughter"😂😂😂
As a Swede this made me giggle. I love Malört. Piratens Bäska (The Pirates Bitter) is my favorite schnapps for midsummer and Christmas.
Yeah, for some reason we have a lot of different types of that bitter liquor here in Sweden. Maybe to disable our tastebuds for the surströmming 😂
Malört has a long viking traditional use. It contains Thujone and where thought to have an equal’ish’ effect as THC in cannabis.
But agreeably dulls the tastebuds for surströmming😅
Wtf, Piratens Bäska is too weak, Bäska Droppar for the win. No Xmas dinner, Easter Dinner or Midsummer without Bäsk! My mother did her own Bäsk an Xmas, eyeballing it, but I checked the dosage and the Thujone content would have been seeerious. We diluted it by a factor ten. Malört is wormwood in English, and is supposedly an effective anti-parasite medicine.Skål och God Jul.
I second that! Swedish Absinth! Perfect for sipping... (lukewarm...)
The best way to describe malort is imagine going out and drinking all night then when your severely hung over the next morning and you get super sick, that taste in your mouth just after vomiting is what a shot of malorts taste like.
Bingo
Not far off!
Sambuca gotta try lol do a high proof episode
"I don't like the GLURP." Best quote ever. Malort is so bad just the sound of it being poured makes you nauseous.
Pernod is mixed with water at about 80% water to 20% Pernod. Tastes like liquorish. 3 will do you in.
I just want to say that Alabama Boss is a national treasure and should be honored.
Put this man in a museum.
The only way I have ever been able to successfully surpass the after taste of Malort, is to lick a 9volt battery afterwards. Called and Assault and Battery
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Hi mate, Rob here from Melbourne Australia. I tried Malort's in a bar in New Orleans a few years back. I am still recovering!
Hi from France. You're supposed to put water and ice in the Pernod. Nobody drinks it straight.
Apparently Malort is the unofficial drink of Chicago!
Proud of ya. Took it like a champ.
GoldSHLONGER! 😂😂
Dude you're hilarious, I love your videos lol
The only liqueur I've tried is Whidbey's Loganberry Liqueur, which is excellent. It ain't cheap, but it is very tasty. Drizzle some over vanilla ice cream for a real treat.
Oh Malört, that was a big drink Boss
He had no right throwing back a pour that big.
We have malört flavored snaps every midsummer here in Sweden, don’t know why we drink it but it’s there 😂
Pernod is prepared with icy water - one part of liqueur and five of water, like the absinthe it replaced due to the prohibition of the latter.
I think the French use that crap when cooking seafood
@HandlingItAll a gringo from the land of junk food calling another cuisine, the French precisely, "crap" is a God level projection... :-P
Hey dude! You drank pure Pernod! Normally it’s diluted 1 for 7 with water… pure it’s unbearably disgusting ! 😂
You are a behemoth of a warrior!
Goldschlager is was Rupe and I drank the last workday before christmas lol, glad you guys are back going strong, best job I ever had. Getcha pull, Boss
Great to hear from you, Stuart! We’ve got a bottle of Goldschläger here with your name on it. Swing by anytime.
I went to a bar in Chicago and asked for a Chicago Handshake (Old Style and Malort). I asked the bartender how many people out of 10 liked Malort. "No one."
...I admittedly liked it. He looked at me like a freak when I ordered another shot. Can't really blame him.
You're goin to the wrong bars. Parts of the service industry here thrive on handshakes
Yeah, because I ran into other people later who swear by the stuff. And I liked it enough to go through a couple of bottles.
As a Chicago native, drinking Malort is a rite of passage, as well as a way of hazing out of towners.
Well if you've ever wondered what a condiment tastes like in alcohol form(and who hasn't am I right). Then try to get your booger hooks on this stuff. Gabriel boudier mustard liqueur. Oh and Oskar Blues brewery had a limited edition french's mustard beer. Because someone thought well why not make some bad decisions.
Oskar Blues has a stout beer that'll start your car. Super high alcohol content. It's good stuff, but you have to be in the mood for it.
Awesome content , Boss never disappoints.
Tried malort one time and I'll tell you what it taste like, go find the cheapest perfume that your mom or grandmother uses and spray 1 spray of it in your mouth, to me that's exactly what it tasted like because when I was a kid my mom would douse herself with her perfume and some would go in my mouth. Like a soapy type of taste.
lol
Also great for polishing aluminum, brass, and stainless steel! Warning: Do not use on trailer hitches. It will strip the chrome right off!
Man you gotta iron stomach and i awesome channel lol
WELCOME TO CHICAGO BAMA MAN, HOPE YOU BROUGHT A JACKET!
6:47 shoe polish in liquid form ,eww😂😂