Alabama Boss Tries The Worst Liqueur In The World (Jeppson's Malört)

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  • @snickelfritz4706
    @snickelfritz4706 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +687

    Malort because tonight is the night you fight your dad.
    Malört because your pants aren’t going to shit themselves.
    Malört because sometimes you just have to unfriend someone in person.

    • @snickelfritz4706
      @snickelfritz4706 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +69

      Malort tastes like breathing in mosquito spray and the burnout smoke from a 1971 Caprice.

    • @michaelstewart6609
      @michaelstewart6609 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      Malort is the apocalypse in a bottle.

    • @snickelfritz4706
      @snickelfritz4706 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@michaelstewart6609 Malört, it’s a kick in the nuts but for your tongue.

    • @DeadHermit
      @DeadHermit 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      Malort, because you’re not getting your security deposit back

    • @MichaelWilliams-vb6wr
      @MichaelWilliams-vb6wr 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@snickelfritz4706 😂😂😂 not a 71 Pontiac

  • @Militantcharles
    @Militantcharles 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +320

    All Malort is filtered through 1987 caprice classics, the unofficial car of Chicago

    • @keithmays8076
      @keithmays8076 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      I remember one comment that described it. To. A. T.
      "It tastes like gasoline filtered through a used sheep skin condom."
      Disgustingly accurate.

    • @Edcreviewer
      @Edcreviewer 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Buick regal baby with the fake velvet interior now that was riding comfort... That bish just glides when doing 110mph down the back roads... Fond memories of my teens

    • @williamlynch3491
      @williamlynch3491 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Lol

    • @1988thefreeman
      @1988thefreeman 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Edcreviewer My first car was an 83 Regal! Paid $1000 for it in 2005 :)

    • @jumpieva
      @jumpieva 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

  • @scottydu81
    @scottydu81 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +147

    Malört was invented by a man who was a heavy smoker, and his taste buds were fried. He also liked the taste of bitter. It was potent enough for him to taste it.

    • @rainygirl65
      @rainygirl65 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It goes great with haggis 😅

    • @jumpieva
      @jumpieva 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      is it worse than steel reserve?

    • @Ortisan_Official
      @Ortisan_Official 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      You can get through a steel reserve a malort is just bottled vegemite its salty and bitter. Its not beer. Its actually a very good pork marinade though​@jumpieva

    • @TempleSpeedWay
      @TempleSpeedWay 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's a final boss.​@@jumpieva

    • @JustinJurazick
      @JustinJurazick 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Like when I tried to make David Lynches Quinoa, and it was the most disgustingly sodium filled crap and then remembered oh yeah he's a chainsmoker lol

  • @HopeForTheBrokenBand
    @HopeForTheBrokenBand 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +69

    "That should go down real smooth" 😂 famous last words.

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  11 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      I was giddy when he said that. - The guy who suggested he try it

  • @jvharbin8337
    @jvharbin8337 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    "I don't wanna do this liqueur shit no more. I wanna make that clear."😂😂😂 I died right there.

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      He meant that.

    • @hyacinthbucket3803
      @hyacinthbucket3803 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Ratedred I give him credit, I would’ve either been on the floor in the fetal position, or puking my guts up.

  • @TimC19
    @TimC19 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +367

    As an irish chicagoan, malort is a tradition. A nasty, hurtful, horrible tradition.

    • @lordbraunschweiger7814
      @lordbraunschweiger7814 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      I’ll have another

    • @NothingValidHere
      @NothingValidHere 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      3 please! A round of the finest for my friends 😂😂😂

    • @adidzis
      @adidzis 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      the same tradition like Hakkarl in Island or Sürstromming in Sweden ... eeew

    • @howardsternssmicrophone9332
      @howardsternssmicrophone9332 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Can you describe the flavor? Is it like licorice or something pungent like that?

    • @viggler
      @viggler 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@howardsternssmicrophone9332 Malort: Think of a bear defecating a pine cone down your throat... wringing out the sweatiest, nastiest gym socks into a shot glass... An 80-year-old woman with a yeast infection bathing in a bathtub full of gin... Part of the flavor comes from the mouthfeel, it is extremely dry (think of the hoppiest beers and that feeling that lingers on the back of your tongue) but instead that feeling is like sandpaper that lingers for about five minutes.

  • @brianalbin8316
    @brianalbin8316 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    Best reaction I have seen yet to Jeppson's Malört. Thank you much for that!

    • @drengillespie
      @drengillespie 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Getting John Flanders (PVIII) onboard as an anti-spokesman got it to a larger market.

  • @Sir4everKcRoyal
    @Sir4everKcRoyal 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +257

    Ah, Goldschlager. Reminds me of 20 years ago being 21 and thinking I was fancy drinking something with gold in it 😂

    • @missourimongoose8858
      @missourimongoose8858 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I still take a shot of it every year at the start of deer camp, a tradition my brothers and I made up when I was 14 and my brothers were 15 and 17 lol

    • @warshrine8635
      @warshrine8635 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Shit I thought Aftershock was fancy back then

    • @Sir4everKcRoyal
      @Sir4everKcRoyal 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@warshrine8635oh god not Aftershock 😂

    • @gassgames
      @gassgames 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I remember it tasting good to lol

    • @Edcreviewer
      @Edcreviewer 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Hit the nail on the head... 20 years ago there was a many nights of fun drinking it!

  • @nicknorthcutt7680
    @nicknorthcutt7680 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +72

    "Put a top on it and throw it in the river" 🤣🤣

  • @jeff8366
    @jeff8366 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    Malort is like drinking the beer bottle everyone is putting their cigs in.

    • @ak-jxrdy-7
      @ak-jxrdy-7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      _💀💀_

  • @viggler
    @viggler 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +132

    Malort is an acquired taste in Chicago. It's usually drunk by guys who get off work early and stop by the bar before picking their kids up from school.

    • @Anguisette
      @Anguisette 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Man, can you imagine being the kid who gets picked up by recently Malorted Dad? They're gonna need years of therapy...

    • @ligmasack9038
      @ligmasack9038 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Right after spending the Food Stamps on a new Chain.

    • @CrimFerret
      @CrimFerret 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Malort is only tolerable if you have somebody in the group who hasn't had it so you get to watch their reaction.

    • @HR-rt9nh
      @HR-rt9nh 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      right cause if you can deal with the after taste of Malort you can deal with the kids and wife

    • @williamharvey124
      @williamharvey124 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      And Cubs fans before first pitch.

  • @JaysonBucy
    @JaysonBucy 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +116

    Bama Boss has to be at least 55 years old, how can he not have had Goldschlager before in the 90s? It was literally everywhere.

    • @JaysonBucy
      @JaysonBucy 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Also, you forgot Fernet

    • @jstevens69n1
      @jstevens69n1 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      He seems like he would be hanging out with the crowds where that wasn't popular in😂😂. More of the beer and whiskey drinkers partying by a bonfire

    • @deanhockenberry9268
      @deanhockenberry9268 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I haven’t had Goldschlagger since Germany, in fact the same night I first tried Jäegermeister.

    • @tbjtbj4786
      @tbjtbj4786 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I was around that type crowd myself. Some girl would show up with goldsloger or aftershock or something like that every once in awhile

    • @Edcreviewer
      @Edcreviewer 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Aftershock!!! Haha been 25 years since I had a shot or ten of it lol

  • @jeffday1985
    @jeffday1985 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    My motorcycle club drinks malort to toast in new members. That shit is made of gasoline, broken dreams, and a little bit of piss from a dehydrated moose. I suggested this a few weeks ago for him to try and here we are. 😂😂😂 I got 2 bottles in my bar upstairs right now!

    • @coyster530
      @coyster530 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I'm sorry 😂😂

    • @jeffday1985
      @jeffday1985 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @ literally the worst shit ever 😂😂😂

  • @bellaususfitzpinguidpalate8732
    @bellaususfitzpinguidpalate8732 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    Watching Boss pour out that huge amount of Malört... I was like NOOOOOOO

    • @dustinpeterson6511
      @dustinpeterson6511 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      See there’s two types of people. I was hoping he’d keep pouring 😂

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  11 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Watching him pour it in real life I was like NOOOO but also like YES

    • @usmc98277
      @usmc98277 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂

    • @pauldunecat
      @pauldunecat 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Ratedred And he swished it around like he was at the dentist. LMAO

    • @michaelcroteau5919
      @michaelcroteau5919 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@pauldunecatyeah he was all the way committed to that belly flop

  • @matthewh7842
    @matthewh7842 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    I am CACKLING at how hurt he looked after drinking the Malort! He grabbed those chips like he was cuddling a teddy bear! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He was betrayed.

    • @eladsinger9215
      @eladsinger9215 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Ratedred Robbed!

  • @seancohen81
    @seancohen81 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

    You order Malort for someone turning 21, as a joke to pull on one of your friends, or for an a-hole you don't like. It tastes like Lysol smells.

    • @nathandevine552
      @nathandevine552 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Where i lived at that time you ordered a cement mixer

  • @dannyfrog
    @dannyfrog 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    Malort. Because the closet isn't going to shit in itself.
    I couldn't believe he never heard of Goldschlager.

    • @Tone213x
      @Tone213x 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂

    • @fuzzzone
      @fuzzzone 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Malort: Tonight's the night you fight your dad!
      Malort: It's like you're being picked on in the fifth grade!
      Malort: It's the product of a gypsy curse!

    • @rustknuckleirongut8107
      @rustknuckleirongut8107 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Like a t-shirt with arms, I think is is just too fancy for where he is from

  • @JustinGrill564
    @JustinGrill564 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    This is probably my new favorite Alabama review, because they were so bad, and because they had the best reactions from Boss, I was in tears laughing at his expense. Sorry Bossman. Love ALL the reviews!

    • @ithmiths
      @ithmiths 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Dokkaryan is pretty good too

    • @eladsinger9215
      @eladsinger9215 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      He's performing a public service! We should be grateful.

  • @johnthomas1422
    @johnthomas1422 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    Goldschlager: when you are just too fancy for Fireball.

    • @sailordude2094
      @sailordude2094 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Half Fireball, half Tito's, its so tasty. I call it the Janet.

    • @Nick-v7b3l
      @Nick-v7b3l 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@sailordude2094 is that the name of your ex that you text after drinking it?

  • @fredrichl
    @fredrichl 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Malört was invented by a Swede. It's quite like our own Bäsk, which is a vodka infused with wormwood to make it extremely bitter and rough. It's a quite nice schnapps together with pickled herring on midsummer. :)

  • @troy5352
    @troy5352 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I have no idea why this “Rated Red” came up as a suggestion for me but I’m so glad it did! I was laughing so hard through the whole video OMG!!! I am definitely binge watching ALL the videos now! I obviously liked and subscribed!!!! This made my day! Thank you!

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Love to hear it! Welcome to the team.

  • @Hacksawotob
    @Hacksawotob 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    The malort didn’t disappoint 😂😂

  • @cvas317
    @cvas317 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    we call it a chicago handshake here in the midwest. a shot of malort with a high life/old style/pbr

    • @cvas317
      @cvas317 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@WhoDat429 I'm in Indiana and the drink is out of Illinois.

    • @ericharrison6418
      @ericharrison6418 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I’m sorry.

    • @009013M3
      @009013M3 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I have lived in the Chicagoland area my entire life and no, we do not do this.

    • @randalls9822
      @randalls9822 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@009013M3Facts. I'm from Chicago and Malort ain't no handshake, its more of a punch in the nuts!

    • @ultraman5168
      @ultraman5168 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'll stick to boilermakers, thanks.

  • @gregwyrick7167
    @gregwyrick7167 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    Malort ain't too bad after the second one, then you wake up in jail, and all your cash is gone, but people said you did some crazy shit yeah! Malort, may I have another, lol

    • @eladsinger9215
      @eladsinger9215 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      If you can get through the first one, the rest are gravy

  • @rickb3565
    @rickb3565 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Knowing what he was in for with the Jeppson's, and watching him swish it around, priceless :) That's a hard taste to get rid of, especially if you let it touch your whole mouth.

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah he really went above and beyond on that taste. Yikes.

  • @chrissimmer1273
    @chrissimmer1273 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

    He's not acting. It really is that bad.

    • @Invitingsauce
      @Invitingsauce 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It’s the stuff you let first timers try. lol. It’s so bad

    • @Revener666
      @Revener666 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Malörts is quite lovely actually, but you have to like bitter stuff.

    • @rysho1
      @rysho1 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@Revener666 Who hurt you?

    • @Revener666
      @Revener666 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@rysho1 no one. It is as I said quite nice if you appreciate bitter stuff.

    • @calebmusselman
      @calebmusselman 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Revener666I concur.

  • @joeMW284
    @joeMW284 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I live in Chicago. Malort is definitely an acquired taste. Yeah, it's bitter but I've learned to enjoy it. If I'm at the bar already kind of drunk and some people want to do shots, I'm ordering Malort. It's lower ABV than than your Whiskeys and Tequilas and I swear to god it helps settle your stomach after a night of drinking. Wormwood has a range of medicinal qualities.

  •  16 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    The look on Boss face tells you everything.😂

  • @Asatru793
    @Asatru793 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    These taste tests will alcohol with Alabama boss are the best.

  • @highping1786
    @highping1786 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    I like to use Grand Marnier orange liqueur in margaritas instead of triple sec.
    If I get a bad margarita at a resturant I order a shot of it to fix the margarita.

    • @VanWinger
      @VanWinger 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Cointreau is also what I used to 'Cadillac' a Margarita back in the day, float on the frozen, and sidecar on the rocks

  • @TheMarkemmy
    @TheMarkemmy 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    missed out on a great one. Rock and Rye. Straight(100 proof aged 4 years) with Rock candy and candied fruit. We used to use it to celebrate special events in the family. I shared a bottle with my Dad when I got out of Boot Camp. Cracked the bottle going out the gate at Parris Island. My mother drove . It took us from there to Richmond to finish. Good show.

  • @djertoprezo
    @djertoprezo 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Hi , Pernaud you have to mix with a bid of water 👍🏼😝🤪😜

    • @pickleeater3102
      @pickleeater3102 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ......and some gin and/or seltzer. I've never seen anyone drink Pernod straight. It's like drinking a shot of triple sec.

    • @djertoprezo
      @djertoprezo 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You have in France also Ricard = Pernaud and in Greece Ouzo 🎉👍🏼🥳

  • @DopeShow
    @DopeShow 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    As a Swede this made me giggle. I love Malört. Piratens Bäska (The Pirates Bitter) is my favorite schnapps for midsummer and Christmas.

    • @jesperwall839
      @jesperwall839 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah, for some reason we have a lot of different types of that bitter liquor here in Sweden. Maybe to disable our tastebuds for the surströmming 😂

    • @robinlundh3962
      @robinlundh3962 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Malört has a long viking traditional use. It contains Thujone and where thought to have an equal’ish’ effect as THC in cannabis.
      But agreeably dulls the tastebuds for surströmming😅

    • @KarlStropf
      @KarlStropf 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wtf, Piratens Bäska is too weak, Bäska Droppar for the win. No Xmas dinner, Easter Dinner or Midsummer without Bäsk! My mother did her own Bäsk an Xmas, eyeballing it, but I checked the dosage and the Thujone content would have been seeerious. We diluted it by a factor ten. Malört is wormwood in English, and is supposedly an effective anti-parasite medicine.Skål och God Jul.

    • @Onionbaron
      @Onionbaron 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I second that! Swedish Absinth! Perfect for sipping... (lukewarm...)

  • @neocommenter
    @neocommenter 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +69

    I dry heaved when the Goldschlager showed up, 22 years and the trauma is still with me.

    • @seansullivan7928
      @seansullivan7928 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I have that problem with Southern Comfort

    • @daemonhat
      @daemonhat 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      after one too many bad nights with Jim Beam, i'm the same way. haven't touched anything whiskey related in 30 years. to this day just the smell of it makes me dry heave.

    • @skeeter197140
      @skeeter197140 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I feel your pain.

    • @Wasabi5000
      @Wasabi5000 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I am still traumatized by my experience with Purple Passion...lol

    • @imaxinsertnounherex
      @imaxinsertnounherex 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I get the same reaction from gin. I smell the botanicals and start dry heaving.

  • @panchoi1453
    @panchoi1453 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    While he may not have the most sophisticated palette, I applaud Boss for expanding his horizons.

  • @TommyDye
    @TommyDye 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Goldschlager! The shot of choice of the 90's college kid!

    • @pickleeater3102
      @pickleeater3102 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yep, that or Rumpleminz

  • @Don_cheedle
    @Don_cheedle 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    You know it’s bad when it makes a southern man say “gah damn”

  • @RoCmo330
    @RoCmo330 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    LMAO when you busted out the Fritos 😂😂😂

    • @dahmc59
      @dahmc59 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ikr I started literally roar laughing at that and then when he tasted the burp...PRICELESS

  • @Enjoymentboy
    @Enjoymentboy 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Legend has it that Malort was originally created to prove to alcoholics they were beyond redemption. If you can keep it down then 12 steps will never be enough for you.

  • @djhaloeight
    @djhaloeight 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    man he went all in, swished it around and everything before he swallowed. lmfao

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That swish really sealed his fate.

  • @glennroder9251
    @glennroder9251 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I've never had Malort. And thanks to this video, I never will. 😂😂😂

    • @scottgigot2593
      @scottgigot2593 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Coward. Malort isn't good, but it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Jager, the Pernod, the Hilde, Angostura bitters all have a number of plant extracts that give them strong, complex flavors. Malort just has one flavor (bitter from wormwood) and a lot of it. A few dashes of Angostura really livens up a drink but you'd probably never drink a whole shot of it so keep that perspective.

    • @pickleeater3102
      @pickleeater3102 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@scottgigot2593 ok fine, but I've never heard of anyone adding a few dashes of Malort to a cocktail.

  • @adidzis
    @adidzis 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    I tried to shout "DON'T DO IT!!!" but it was too late ...

  • @jasonguest5820
    @jasonguest5820 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Malort for when you don't want to share the bottle you brought to the party.

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Boom

  • @eladsinger9215
    @eladsinger9215 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I just want to say that Alabama Boss is a national treasure and should be honored.

  • @TheOnlyJay_S
    @TheOnlyJay_S 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    6:08 -- His reaction LOL 🤣

  • @LiquorAndWh0rz
    @LiquorAndWh0rz 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I make Limoncello at home. The lemon oil is extracted from the peel directly in the alcohol. That’s why it’s so strong.

  • @TofMyGl
    @TofMyGl 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hey dude! You drank pure Pernod! Normally it’s diluted 1 for 7 with water… pure it’s unbearably disgusting ! 😂
    You are a behemoth of a warrior!

  • @deanmcclellan2012
    @deanmcclellan2012 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Tried Malort for the first time last week and absolutely loved it

    • @DocR16
      @DocR16 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Do you need someone to stop by and check on you? You're not trying to hurt yourself on purpose are you?

    • @lawschoolpro
      @lawschoolpro 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@deanmcclellan2012 no way that’s possible.

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Are
      you
      ok?

  • @claytongross5657
    @claytongross5657 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Sorry, but I laughed so hard I was crying

  • @eugenecosentino392
    @eugenecosentino392 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    As someone from Chicago I love Malort I did a shot with my dad on my 21st and do one when i would go to a bar,but its an acquired taste. It also helps to hate your self just a little bit too 😂😂😂.

  • @warriorpoet9629
    @warriorpoet9629 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Pernod needs water. It’s a long drink. The seal is off centre on the Goldie as that makes it look hand sealed. Limoncello is a long drink. Malort is only used to unblock drains.

  • @jorynickila7760
    @jorynickila7760 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Goldschlager is a high school alcohol and malort... Is good if you like the taste of the smell of off deep woods, bug spray mixed with the taste of hairspray aerosols... If you grew up in the seventies and the eighties, you know what that hairspray tastes like to this day! Now you mix those two together, and you have the taste of jepsen's malort! And the thing is, you can eat stuff after you drink that, and once you're done swallowing, you're gonna taste the malort again!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @darvoid66
    @darvoid66 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The only way you can improve this fantastic channel is to uncensor it. I freakin love this guy.

  • @TheBloody81
    @TheBloody81 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Mr. Alabama Boss couldn't handle the Malort. 😂😂😂

  • @ItsMercYMG
    @ItsMercYMG 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Malort and an Old Style is the Chicago classic! Those are my usual drinks!

  • @TC-en7cu
    @TC-en7cu 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    I've had a mini liquor bottle of Goldschlager in my freezer for the past 30 years. Was saving to see if the gold price went up. Lol

    • @ithmiths
      @ithmiths 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Wait on it for 10 more and u can prolly get more out of the vintage unopened liquor than u would with the gold.

  • @BassFever4Ever
    @BassFever4Ever 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    6:03 should be a ringtone for incoming bill collector calls 🤣

  • @NothingValidHere
    @NothingValidHere 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Gin botanicals, memaw's perfume and 67' chevy exhaust had a baby together. They called it Malort.

  • @fdk7014
    @fdk7014 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I'd love to try Malört. Not because I think it's good but just as a curiosity. Malört is the Swedish word for wormwood which I guess is the main ingredient. It doesn't sound too good, I'm sure it's bitter as hell but this kind of liqueur is very common in Europe. Every country has one or more famous bitters like Bäska Droppar, Gammeldansk, Jägermeister, Underberg, Becherovka, Unicum and whatever else.

    • @pauldunecat
      @pauldunecat 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's about the same taste strength as straight Campari, just with the wormwood aftertaste. I drink my Malort neat, but usually cut Campari with soda.

  • @fishinarkansas3348
    @fishinarkansas3348 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Never tried it myself but I've heard malort taste like a hate crime. 😂😂😂😂

    • @keithmays8076
      @keithmays8076 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      More like a War Crime so bad even Canadians whince.😬

  • @PierredeCur
    @PierredeCur 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Pernod is prepared with icy water - one part of liqueur and five of water, like the absinthe it replaced due to the prohibition of the latter.

  • @sgthl
    @sgthl 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Malört, also known as wormwood. Traditionally used for things such as killing parasites. That shit is baaaaaad 😁

  • @shawnmcbay3946
    @shawnmcbay3946 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Awesome content , Boss never disappoints.

  • @dale1956ties
    @dale1956ties 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I Googled Jeppson's Malört and got this:
    Malört (literally moth herb) is the Swedish word for wormwood.
    The liqueur is a light straw color and you'll first get a wash of slightly bitter grapefruit flavors on your tongue. But what Jeppson's is known for is the aftertaste: a deeply bitter, lingering finish that feels like it'll never let up.

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeaaah

    • @captainjackknife5817
      @captainjackknife5817 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      PICKLE JUICE. A shot of pickle juice keeps it from assaulting your taste buds for the next half hour. Malort is terrible because it doesn't go away after you swallow, but pickle juice kills the aftertaste. I mean, don't drink Malort often, PLEASE, but it's a neat party trick if you can drink it, then some pickle juice, and act like the Malort doesn't affect you. You will look like a SUPERHERO.

  • @danellenson6608
    @danellenson6608 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    A shot of Malort dropped into a pint of Old Style is called a Chicago handshake.

  • @jdchtx
    @jdchtx 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    GoldSHLONGER! 😂😂

  • @tinkertailor7385
    @tinkertailor7385 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Pernod, Ricard, Absinthe, Ouzo are all meant to be mixed with cold water. You don't drink them straight. They are not designed that.

  • @darrellparks3747
    @darrellparks3747 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    I was tricked into drinking the Marlot stuff… it is the worst thing I’ve ever had in my life. I guess it’s an alcohol u give to ppl at parties as a joke.

    • @lawschoolpro
      @lawschoolpro 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@darrellparks3747 pretty much. We have a cubs club and all new members have to do a shot of Malort. Sometimes people throw up. But they are forever changed. We keep a couple bottles handy but the stuff is awful.

    • @pickleeater3102
      @pickleeater3102 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      .....and if you wanna get punched in the face. I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago, and have never tried Malort; primarily because of the reactions and stories.

  • @brianjustbrian7216
    @brianjustbrian7216 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "I don't like the GLURP." Best quote ever. Malort is so bad just the sound of it being poured makes you nauseous.

  • @Ilyen12
    @Ilyen12 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    if you are doing on more of these I recommend fernet branca, its like a bitter mouthwash with medicine notes

  • @casperkellygaming4190
    @casperkellygaming4190 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Can't believe you've never had Goldschlager, FEEL THE BURN! I was turning a bottle of that back on my 21st birthday...Don't remember much after that though...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ah9580
    @ah9580 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    liquers are for sipping not slamming

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Depends who's drinking em

  • @christopherlord3441
    @christopherlord3441 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hi from France. You're supposed to put water and ice in the Pernod. Nobody drinks it straight.

  • @jimbudde265
    @jimbudde265 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Once more for Texas bourbons and and beers from Boulevard brewing in Kansas city

  • @Beth_OMette
    @Beth_OMette 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    all I needed to see was Malort... God Bless Your Heart.

  • @r.awilliams9815
    @r.awilliams9815 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The only liqueur I've tried is Whidbey's Loganberry Liqueur, which is excellent. It ain't cheap, but it is very tasty. Drizzle some over vanilla ice cream for a real treat.

  • @thamzource8971
    @thamzource8971 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Malört, or Malortt which you guys call it actually is pretty useful. We Swedes usually make it ourselves during the christmas season as the active herb, which also gives the iconic taste ( Artemisia absinthium) promotes digestion by activating your salivating glands.

    • @Onionbaron
      @Onionbaron 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Malört should be picked on the night of Bartholomew the 24 of august. (preferably standing on one leg and howling at the moon... *joke)

  • @CBartlett-f2f
    @CBartlett-f2f 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Sambuca gotta try lol do a high proof episode

  • @gregwilliams386
    @gregwilliams386 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Pernod is mixed with water at about 80% water to 20% Pernod. Tastes like liquorish. 3 will do you in.

  • @planetwisconsin9901
    @planetwisconsin9901 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Apparently Malort is the unofficial drink of Chicago!

  • @HarryHache-l3m
    @HarryHache-l3m 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I have not laughed like this in a long while watching youtube. Thanks!

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Glad to hear it!

  • @martinjrgensen1023
    @martinjrgensen1023 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Really want him to try danish spirits name. Gammel Dansk. And Rød Aalborg. 😆

    • @torulfvikingsson7735
      @torulfvikingsson7735 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ja han borde prova hela nordens speciella drycker och mat...Jeppson s malört är från en skåning från Sverige som sen flyttade till Usa.. Han hade dåliga smaklökar så det krävdes rejäla smaker..men ni i danmark har ju Gammeldansk att erbjuda bla 😂 Gammeldansk och surströmming borde han avnjuta i samma klipp😂

  • @StuartMarchetti
    @StuartMarchetti 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Goldschlager is was Rupe and I drank the last workday before christmas lol, glad you guys are back going strong, best job I ever had. Getcha pull, Boss

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Great to hear from you, Stuart! We’ve got a bottle of Goldschläger here with your name on it. Swing by anytime.

  • @wadewylsyn8904
    @wadewylsyn8904 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Oh Malört, that was a big drink Boss

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He had no right throwing back a pour that big.

  • @davidolszowka3716
    @davidolszowka3716 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The Malort was hilarious. All that suffering for 30% ABV....UHG

  • @Ben-ix8hw
    @Ben-ix8hw 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    The only way I have ever been able to successfully surpass the after taste of Malort, is to lick a 9volt battery afterwards. Called and Assault and Battery

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂

  • @crakkbone
    @crakkbone 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That is in fact, real gold.

  • @SunnyniteDesigns
    @SunnyniteDesigns 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    6:47 shoe polish in liquid form ,eww😂😂

  • @donaldjabibski4223
    @donaldjabibski4223 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    WELCOME TO CHICAGO BAMA MAN, HOPE YOU BROUGHT A JACKET!

  • @HumbleGuyGaming
    @HumbleGuyGaming 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Tried malort one time and I'll tell you what it taste like, go find the cheapest perfume that your mom or grandmother uses and spray 1 spray of it in your mouth, to me that's exactly what it tasted like because when I was a kid my mom would douse herself with her perfume and some would go in my mouth. Like a soapy type of taste.

  • @obsidiannewt9103
    @obsidiannewt9103 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    When I saw you take the Malort in one shot, I died with you.

  • @BillPlain1
    @BillPlain1 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Just to be very clear, Jeppson's Malort is hated by nearly everyone who drinks it. I have yet to try it, but as someone who is a very adventurous drinker, eater, and life events consumer, I really want to try it, but man alive everyone seems to despise it, so maybe not, when all is said and done.

  • @Real843BabySkii
    @Real843BabySkii 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Fritos for the save

  • @farklestaxbaum4945
    @farklestaxbaum4945 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Pernod is not meant to be drank straight, there are some good cocktails you can make with it.

    • @federicocatelli8785
      @federicocatelli8785 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah it's drunk diluited in cold water

  • @philipejeuceoututkache
    @philipejeuceoututkache 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hey Boss. French drinker here. For the 1st one, the Pernod, is basically a really low cost "Ricard/Pastis" of Marseille from the South East of France, the riviera. The Pastis aniseed liquor is not a thing you drink pure, except to cure diarrhea. You drink it simply with water in it like a syrup. You can even add mint syrup in it to make a "parrot" as we call it here. Hope one day you'll get your hand on a better quality one, and add water this time ^^ cheers.

  • @ChrsGuit
    @ChrsGuit 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Boss... You gotta try Disaronno... Great by itself... but also great mixed
    My personal recipe is to put two ice cubes in a whiskey glass, one shot of Disaronno, and top off with Sprite...
    Not 7-up, not Starry, Not Sierra Mist...
    Sprite...
    It's a great drink to pair with a nice cigar...

  • @AI-cp1jg
    @AI-cp1jg 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yay, I remember requesting a video on Malört, thanks.

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You bet!

  • @William1866
    @William1866 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Someone should have told him these are sippers.

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Nahhh

  • @artofjordanbray
    @artofjordanbray 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I honestly love the stuff😂

  • @benvasilinda9729
    @benvasilinda9729 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Another reason I’m glad I don’t drink alcohol. I don’t have to deal with the bad alcohol.

    • @Onionbaron
      @Onionbaron 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The alcohol is the same in all, it's the rest that differ...