Things I Hate People Saying

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ต.ค. 2024
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    Here's a short video on a few things I hate when people say. I'm sure you'll hear them and think "Shit, yeah, I hate it when people say that too!"
    Btw, I know Einstein did specifically address the thing about why time goes fast at times and slow at others. Just imagine he never said that.
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  • @ianspottiswood2419
    @ianspottiswood2419 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6619

    I hate when people ask for my opinion and then don't like what I say

    • @BURGRKNG
      @BURGRKNG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      You can't control their reaction just like they can't control yours. Chill and everything is fine

    • @nicholaswald8218
      @nicholaswald8218 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      NO IT ISNT 4U28OIJFOAHSD DONT TELL ME THA TEVENEYTHIGN IS FINE EWJAf;j

    • @lukagroot7409
      @lukagroot7409 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      CALM DOWN!

    • @LeviG
      @LeviG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      What if I asked you "What is your opinion on child molesting" and you replied with "That's great mate! I wish it was legal so I didn't have to hide all my videos at home!"
      Shouldn't I show some kind of disgust after that?

    • @loukasvillarreal1988
      @loukasvillarreal1988 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      or completly ignore your advice, like why did they even ask?

  • @esthervssv8319
    @esthervssv8319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3689

    It’s more annoying when people say “calm down” when you’re already calm

    • @buckeyefan7836
      @buckeyefan7836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      That’s one good way to make me mad. Some people just have no brain cells. Smh

    • @datorangutan2696
      @datorangutan2696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Especially when they are the one who is mad

    • @buckeyefan7836
      @buckeyefan7836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Salvador Luna that’s the same as “calm down”

    • @michaelfranks2844
      @michaelfranks2844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or when they get mad thinking your mad when you really don't give a shit.

    • @snoop_official
      @snoop_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      FUCK OFF

  • @MedK001
    @MedK001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6188

    I hate when people ask for advice and then completely ignore what I say.

    • @walletherobot4424
      @walletherobot4424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      GokuK they don't have ears

    • @chloejennings8702
      @chloejennings8702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That happens to me daily and I get soo angry

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      GokuK I hate it when people just keep making the same mistakes and when I tell them how they can fix it they LAUGH AT ME 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @vinmister1119
      @vinmister1119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep

    • @hansitorsnes5020
      @hansitorsnes5020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GokuK happens to me

  • @ivyhallquist3159
    @ivyhallquist3159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1351

    Grade: "Do you think I enjoy being pissed off?"
    *has literally created an entire career out of it*

    • @pixelrunner2775
      @pixelrunner2775 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      hey b-b-but not everyone enjoys their career...

    • @PixelTheMushroom
      @PixelTheMushroom ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @Hmm69420
      @Hmm69420 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We enjoy him being pissed off 😭

    • @abel6298
      @abel6298 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥‎‎ ‎..

    • @sysghost
      @sysghost ปีที่แล้ว

      One keep repeating things one enjoy. By that logic I'd say he is enjoying being pissed off.

  • @TemSely
    @TemSely 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3045

    I just found this channel and it was the best discovery I have ever made

    • @mojitofall5441
      @mojitofall5441 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      IKR.

    • @bundyrumpig100
      @bundyrumpig100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Sparkatronable - Funny Gaming Moments! welcome to one of the best youtube channels

    • @MusicThrower
      @MusicThrower 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea, I was surprised not too many people knew about this guy when I found him awhile back.

    • @jaznmarc15
      @jaznmarc15 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      just found him today.

    • @lGalaxisl
      @lGalaxisl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Sparkatronable - Funny Gaming Moments! Ye indeed, found him a week ago and watched everything, now I'm rewatching stuff :) His humour is exactly my taste :D

  • @fawfulbenivictor5556
    @fawfulbenivictor5556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    I hate it when someones like "hey should I pick "a" or "b" ? " and when your like "idunno "b" "
    Then they go " why would I pick "b" thats such a bad option "
    WHY DID YOU ASK THEN

    • @carlawilson2931
      @carlawilson2931 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My sister does this ALL the time!

    • @randomhuman1400
      @randomhuman1400 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats meeeee. and i know why, because ummm i dont feel so good for the b...

    • @quest9727
      @quest9727 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carla Wilson Same my sister does too

    • @nitko1287
      @nitko1287 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I ask people that just to see what would they anwser and i ask as much people as i can.

    • @andreaaristokrates9516
      @andreaaristokrates9516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's actually a really good way to decide, you throw the dice and when they land and you are not happy with the outcome, you know what you've decided on. If that still doesn't help, just let the randomness decide, which can be another person.

  • @logyy8886
    @logyy8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3955

    man:(robs bank)
    police: “calm down!”
    man: “oh ok heres the money back”

    • @Snax000
      @Snax000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Something like that actually worked before

    • @happylove4141
      @happylove4141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Me : getting mad
      Stupid parents : bang your head to the wall to calm down

    • @happylove4141
      @happylove4141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My parents think that banging your head to the wall untill your head cracks calms you down

    • @JustaDislikeButton
      @JustaDislikeButton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@happylove4141 really? What do they say when you do it and it doesn't work?

    • @crep2462
      @crep2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kakashi?!

  • @ChoaiDode
    @ChoaiDode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1453

    I hate it when people say it’s time to go when 1 minute ago they say “we have 1 hour why are you rushing”

    • @pen_island
      @pen_island 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      RERORERORERO

    • @idiot3412
      @idiot3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I hate it more when my parents say that we are driving somewhere in an hour, and then we end up actually driving there 2 or 3 hours later

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kek
      yoin

    • @shin-ahbluedragon5409
      @shin-ahbluedragon5409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pen_island is that a Jojo reference?

    • @plant8624
      @plant8624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The last one happens to me all the time

  • @maIvinn
    @maIvinn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3009

    Telling someone who's pissed off to calm down, is the same as telling a depressed person to just be happy.

    • @invalidcharacter3768
      @invalidcharacter3768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      malviN166 & AccA05 i know, its also like telling me to be normal, Or telling my friends to be normal

    • @eikosimino5579
      @eikosimino5579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      And telling me to stop being cringe
      Is like telling a clickbait channel to stop clickbaiting

    • @kurtispowers5776
      @kurtispowers5776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ha

    • @A1t3raPG3D
      @A1t3raPG3D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Relatable

    • @PrinceJes
      @PrinceJes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That assumes that depression is temporary, incorrect logic.

  • @duneschoonervods2250
    @duneschoonervods2250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    I HATE it when someone says "calm down." It's even worse when you're perfectly calm and the person talking to you refuses to accept that you are calm.

    • @osmosiswright9924
      @osmosiswright9924 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +TheNerdCaster I've been told to calm down just for being excited over something, or just because of my natural bitch face.

    • @duneschoonervods2250
      @duneschoonervods2250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +Osmosis Wright Once I was told to calm down by calling out somebody's atrocious logic, despite never having raised my voice or even using somewhat offensive language. It's gotten to the point where the people say "calm down" come off as arrogant, because they feel like you are in a state of inferiority for being a rational human being. It's probably not even their fault, I'm just a nitpicking over-analyst. Regardless, I hate the phrase "calm down."
      Hooray for more irrelevant rants!

    • @duneschoonervods2250
      @duneschoonervods2250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Osmosis Wright Once I was told to calm down by calling out somebody's atrocious logic, despite never having raised my voice or even using somewhat offensive language. It's gotten to the point where the people say "calm down" come off as arrogant, because they feel like you are in a state of inferiority for being a rational human being. It's probably not even their fault, I'm just a nitpicking over-analyst. Regardless, I hate the phrase "calm down."
      Hooray for more irrelevant rants!

    • @duneschoonervods2250
      @duneschoonervods2250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      gingergamergirl98 This is the best comment thread I've seen in a while. Most of the time they're overused jokes or irrelevant flame wars. 😊

    • @gingergamergirl98
      @gingergamergirl98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheNerdCaster :D

  • @brendankasperek6576
    @brendankasperek6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    0:55 just do your exams on a treadmill, they cancel each other out

    • @wubblefett4980
      @wubblefett4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you are a fan of Grade then we should dislike this video for grade to have is monetization back!
      th-cam.com/video/Lf7pqRQI1cg/w-d-xo.html

    • @wubblefett4980
      @wubblefett4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Anyting9OnTopGrrr dude cmon man im acctually serious

    • @wubblefett4980
      @wubblefett4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Anyting9OnTopGrrr grade got most of his vids demonitize because of the laughing police man and what we can do as fans of grade is dislike/report the video to get his monetization back

    • @wubblefett4980
      @wubblefett4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i know its kind of a shit move but Grade is actually the reason why the song is popular no one wouldve ever listened to it if it wasnt for grade, so lets have the creators delete that song! #MonitizeGradeAgain

    • @wubblefett4980
      @wubblefett4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @UCG3oUoqo4oDdWvETYMsadTw Also I DONT EVEN POST ON MY YT ACCOUNT

  • @squinng_
    @squinng_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    *"Are you crying"*

    • @hi._.1986
      @hi._.1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "No! My eyes are sweating!"
      Bitch of course i'm crying, are you fucking stupid or something?
      I fucking hate that

    • @irongolem1476
      @irongolem1476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hi._.1986 Me too and so does my brother

    • @ezekiel11322
      @ezekiel11322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A & S random Videos gachatard

    • @shujaman7868
      @shujaman7868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I guess it's kinda the passive aggressive tone

    • @ezekiel11322
      @ezekiel11322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IronGolem 147 wear the pfp

  • @mattdwmc
    @mattdwmc 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3224

    What would happen if you did the last 5 minutes of your test running on a treadmill?

    • @moobles2998
      @moobles2998 9 ปีที่แล้ว +695

      +Matt DWMC nah mate, that's stupid. that would never happen.

    • @hasantariq2286
      @hasantariq2286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      +Matt DWMC ... but that would never happen mate!

    • @moobles2998
      @moobles2998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      FlyingKiwi Gaming well... but it would never happen mate!

    • @hasantariq2286
      @hasantariq2286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      FlyingKiwi Gaming ok......... but that would never happen!

    • @geoffreybrunell5592
      @geoffreybrunell5592 8 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      The universe would implode on itself from the contradictory times.

  • @crate7213
    @crate7213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    I once got told to calm down then i said "NO I WILL NOT *CLAM* DOWN"

    • @dahlsie
      @dahlsie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This actually made me laugh

    • @evanhuntley
      @evanhuntley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chicken Nugget and then everyone thought u were an asshole...sucks

    • @crate7213
      @crate7213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@evanhuntley Ye... it really did. >_

    • @arandomuser5202
      @arandomuser5202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *P U N S*

    • @towwong2822
      @towwong2822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *CALM UP*

  • @niklas8523
    @niklas8523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I hate this situation:
    She: This is A and this is B. Do you want A
    Me: Yes
    She: or do you want B?
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @nikotofa4119
      @nikotofa4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mothers in a nutshell

  • @noodlesdorkenson4674
    @noodlesdorkenson4674 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    #3 reminds me of when my mom would tell me to “just breathe” when hyperventilating and having a asthma attack.

    • @Genderbend_Sunny
      @Genderbend_Sunny ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Terrible parenting

    • @kacimartyn2108
      @kacimartyn2108 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was told can you do that quietly next time.😭

    • @emilserupdahl7219
      @emilserupdahl7219 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kacimartyn2108 jesus thats gotta be some kind of child neglect

    • @SnorriTheLlama
      @SnorriTheLlama ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair, focusing on slowing your breathing in and out can help with hyperventilating. Sometimes we do need to be reminded. Agree with the asthma attack though - need your inhaler

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@kacimartyn2108WTF LMAO

  • @sumayaa5696
    @sumayaa5696 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2495

    i hate when people say "no offense" but they say something offensive.

    • @MichaelToussaint1
      @MichaelToussaint1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      sumaya ahmed Yup, just experienced that yesterday

    • @infamoushuge4295
      @infamoushuge4295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      OH. MY. GOD. YES! THIS!! *THIS THIS THE FUCKIN WORST!!!* Grade should've added this in the video.

    • @DeAngelo77
      @DeAngelo77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Grow up

    • @加州猫主席
      @加州猫主席 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jordan Staal
      Lmao

    • @SHAD0WKNITE
      @SHAD0WKNITE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That the point stupid ass they say no offensive because they dont wanna hurt your feelings

  • @rickgrimeslover31
    @rickgrimeslover31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4886

    I'm five minutes away
    From being 2 hours away

    • @therealdave06
      @therealdave06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @one nasty bastard jeez he was just joking

    • @kaydenthouless8633
      @kaydenthouless8633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SomeDawidGuy he knows

    • @jesusalvarado1866
      @jesusalvarado1866 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aki Chan noice

    • @S0A0M0I0
      @S0A0M0I0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So your 2 hours and 5 minutes away then?

    • @musicalmoose2698
      @musicalmoose2698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sami Wammi no he’s 5 minutes from setting off and taking two hours hope this helps

  • @thereview4694
    @thereview4694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1531

    Parents: what did you say?
    Me: nothing.
    Parents: don't lie, I know what you say.
    My mind: wtf, why are you asking then.
    Me: 🤨

    • @onlythejugg
      @onlythejugg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How does this not have replies it’s so true

    • @thereview4694
      @thereview4694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@onlythejugg ik right?

    • @UndertaleFan-cx2mc
      @UndertaleFan-cx2mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I hate it when you tell the truth, and then people think you're lying.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you tell the truth, I won’t get mad.

    • @thereview4694
      @thereview4694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Owen_loves_Butters are you sure about that?

  • @pikayoshgamer1301
    @pikayoshgamer1301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    I hate when someone says "Man Up" to a depressed man i just hate those people

    • @pinksywedarnoc8017
      @pinksywedarnoc8017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That's basically some women in society saying that all men should always bottle up their feelings or man up. I hate them SO MUCH!!!!

    • @Stickman_Productions
      @Stickman_Productions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@pinksywedarnoc8017 in society men are supposed to be seen as strong and tough, while women are supposed to be weak and you owe the world to them.

    • @Haxxer82
      @Haxxer82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Stickman_Productions while they whine that they're equal but still shit on men

    • @Bigjoebig
      @Bigjoebig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Man up

    • @sixkicksfightertricks949
      @sixkicksfightertricks949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👨 ↗

  • @mikelangengakala7470
    @mikelangengakala7470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    What would you do if GradeAUnderA posted another video?
    That would never happen.

    • @sunyl5724
      @sunyl5724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sadly...

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mikelange Ngakala I will wait patiently

    • @grimlockthe1823
      @grimlockthe1823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It actually might might happen soonish check his Twitter

    • @kingaqua908
      @kingaqua908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Looks like you were wrong

    • @basil7448
      @basil7448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's not dead anymore

  • @FairyCRat
    @FairyCRat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    *When people ask you a question they already know the answer to*
    Teachers are dumb.

    • @nigarsultana115
      @nigarsultana115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Teach-er" ya but sometimes I fucking hate my teacher!

    • @maxkol7940
      @maxkol7940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paula Foltz gr

    • @doctorwitch.5548
      @doctorwitch.5548 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fairy C Rat lmao I think of that every time

    • @adwolfpack1014
      @adwolfpack1014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Teacher: Whats 7+7?
      Kid: umm....4?
      Teacher: No its 14
      kid:WHY THE HECK DID YOU ASK ME IF YOU KNEW THE ANSWER!!!!!

    • @加州猫主席
      @加州猫主席 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fairy C Rat
      They’re wondering if you know, you know?

  • @VTown1989
    @VTown1989 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2797

    GradeA you need to Calm Down. That would never happen.
    Also what month does Daylight Savings Time begin? I'm pretty sure it's in March. Yea it's definitely in March.
    Well, I have to go. I told my friend I would be at his house in 5 minutes.... (that was an hour ago.)

    • @JS-im4pw
      @JS-im4pw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lol

    • @aa-ye1wd
      @aa-ye1wd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      +Frisky Dingo Calm down there, Satan

    • @iamhybrink
      @iamhybrink 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Cheeky

    • @HungerGamesFan00
      @HungerGamesFan00 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ye' bastahd.

    • @esprevso
      @esprevso 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg

  • @justinsaymot3580
    @justinsaymot3580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Something I hate that people say is when you talk about a problem you have with your life or something you’re going through, and someone says something like “ok well I’m going through something bad too but I’m not complaining”.

  • @SkinnierSteve
    @SkinnierSteve 8 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    My mom is guilty of the last one. It's so annoying.

    • @emilio6100
      @emilio6100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same with my mum

    • @kaylaa660
      @kaylaa660 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SkinnierSteve when somebody say a solution to something a problem you have but then when you explain it in a way where the solution is different but still say the same solution because they’re still soooo confident

    • @alvaroj9509
      @alvaroj9509 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cuz you guys ask retarded questions

    • @lethallizard_4493
      @lethallizard_4493 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @indigo365
      @indigo365 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ABS - Gaming by fall out boy

  • @Smile-wd6rz
    @Smile-wd6rz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I always hate when someone( usually my mum) give me two choices, and the person doesn't like my choice and then gives me the other one. Like WTF, what's the point of a choice then?

    • @ezekiel11322
      @ezekiel11322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      trueee

    • @willardjs
      @willardjs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      here's an example that i get every day: 'hey do you want to help me?" when i say no, the person says that it wasn't a question

    • @UPBEATFOREVER
      @UPBEATFOREVER ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Forcing us to choose is never a choice.and if we had to choose....pick a better poison?there are no better poison.poison is poison and poison kills!

    • @FlyingAndy145
      @FlyingAndy145 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like Democray to me.

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@FlyingAndy145hahahaha

  • @ultimatekief1711
    @ultimatekief1711 8 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Or when your not mad and people ask if your mad and it just makes you pissed

    • @addisontucker5908
      @addisontucker5908 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my life

    • @samjoshi1812
      @samjoshi1812 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Asking Are you mad? is just a stupid question because of course they will be mad at you.

    • @sexymm3379
      @sexymm3379 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR

    • @cjman2ify
      @cjman2ify 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR

    • @uTubeNoITube
      @uTubeNoITube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you're******************

  • @everettrailfan
    @everettrailfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    1:12 i actually do that a lot because i want someone to confirm that i'm correct

    • @jacebagley3025
      @jacebagley3025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah or like I just say without thinking cuz I do that and then I remember

    • @crackpotpolitics5986
      @crackpotpolitics5986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like how I say "What?" and then process what was said

  • @edstretton2214
    @edstretton2214 9 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I love how all of your characters are based on the same starting shape :D

    • @davidabeats
      @davidabeats 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ed Stretton I noticed that this video too. Just flipped upside down.

    • @davidabeats
      @davidabeats 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ed Stretton Such creativity. Much wow.

    • @edstretton2214
      @edstretton2214 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      davidabeats Gotta love Grade's videos though!

    • @ceiling8821
      @ceiling8821 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +davidabeats HAHHAHAHAHA

  • @TheHeavenlyBuddy
    @TheHeavenlyBuddy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    My dad does that "what if" response *ALL THE TIME*

    • @nads4002
      @nads4002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheHeavenlyBuddy same

    • @martinthewarrior5016
      @martinthewarrior5016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah, my brother is the same

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What if.. you got abducted by aliens tonight while you were asleep and they anally probed you and gave you some space STD that made your butthole become sentient and it decided it wanted a separation so it called home to some alien planet full of sentient buttholes that then came down and cut your butthole off and left you without a butthole? Like, how would you handle that situation?

    • @christopher7692
      @christopher7692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mark R "but mate.... That would never happen"

    • @walletherobot4424
      @walletherobot4424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mark R "alright!"
      *thinks*
      "But that would never happe--"

  • @kenianieto3133
    @kenianieto3133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    When i have a bad day my sister says "you choose to have a bad day" that makes my day even more horrible

    • @luvblueybingoheeler3150
      @luvblueybingoheeler3150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      WTF?! I'm pretty sure your sister won't like if someone said to her "you choose to have a bad day".

    • @shiningskies47
      @shiningskies47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      kawaii panda That’s like if your grandma dies and somebody tells you “You chose for her to die”

    • @davidmonasmith4585
      @davidmonasmith4585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actually she's telling the truth

    • @eric_t123
      @eric_t123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      kawaii panda wtf???

    • @davidmonasmith4585
      @davidmonasmith4585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eric_t123 if you want to be sad go ahead you chose that

  • @jamiehayn
    @jamiehayn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    Me: what if grade came back
    My mate: that would never happen

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He did... Tho he is probs gone again

    • @sayaksen8296
      @sayaksen8296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@presidentofallfoodnice8113 no,he really *is* back

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sayaksen8296 nah, he's probs gonna leave again tho...

    • @ayyyayay
      @ayyyayay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@presidentofallfoodnice8113 i hope not he already made 2 videos this year

    • @ilikeyourfunnywordsmagicma8328
      @ilikeyourfunnywordsmagicma8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@presidentofallfoodnice8113 but he aint- oh i see what your doing...clever.

  • @BrainRotten2
    @BrainRotten2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    That what if shit had me dying

    • @zachgirton8795
      @zachgirton8795 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol same

    • @katiesmith3743
      @katiesmith3743 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      sammmrr

    • @RonanJ218
      @RonanJ218 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +katie smith ok

    • @imapotato.6085
      @imapotato.6085 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Lax Bro What if you _did_ die though?

    • @Weegeehunter333
      @Weegeehunter333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Loki's Stuffing
      But that would never happen, though!

  • @ded9820
    @ded9820 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    I relate the 'calm down' one too fucking much

    • @thewatcher6640
      @thewatcher6640 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CreepyPizzer Same here, not like is skyrim where you can just calm people by speaking

    • @The_MuffinGuy
      @The_MuffinGuy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lord Sheogorath Daedric Prince of Madness it is skyrim

    • @cindy5666
      @cindy5666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      CreepyPizzer calm down dude

    • @rainbowduck5870
      @rainbowduck5870 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Furry Meat-beater hey... calm down 😏

    • @emilio6100
      @emilio6100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      calm down

  • @TheMdub27
    @TheMdub27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    How about when people tell you oh it can be worse. Right like that makes all of my other problems irrelevant. Gee thanks...
    Or how about people who do have it worse than you what if you told that to them seriously I hate it so much -_-

  • @pricecaden
    @pricecaden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    i hate when people say "that sounds like a personal problem!" like yeah mate that's why i'm worried about it

    • @wubblefett4980
      @wubblefett4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you are a fan of Grade then we should dislike this video for grade to have is monetization back!
      th-cam.com/video/Lf7pqRQI1cg/w-d-xo.html

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wubblefett4980 Easiest is to not steal music, right?

    • @wubblefett4980
      @wubblefett4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Liggliluff that song is a 100yr old song with a dead singer and Grade just used 7 seconds of the song. Grade did not deserve to lose his monetisation over that.

    • @wubblefett4980
      @wubblefett4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Liggliluff also he didint even steal the music. Stealing the music means the music is the main content but no, his main content is his rants and other shit.

    • @jacoabtweed789
      @jacoabtweed789 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my gosh!

  • @imbored-6161
    @imbored-6161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2266

    Mom : Dinner is ready!!!
    Me: *comes down *
    Me: Uhm.. Where is the food?
    Mom: Oh it'll be ready in 20 minutes but you can help me preparing the dinner :3
    Me: Seriously -_-?

  • @profits9603
    @profits9603 8 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    This channel is prob the best channel on TH-cam

  • @thisguy305
    @thisguy305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    You really are a legend grade, I hope you will come back.

    • @veynuh882
      @veynuh882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ThisGuy facts

    • @gorgeousfreeman1318
      @gorgeousfreeman1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cube9862 retract that statement!

    • @stephenreilly5784
      @stephenreilly5784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He neeeeeeds to

    • @gooseymoosey1630
      @gooseymoosey1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stephen Reilly i don't know what he's going through or whatever but i also wish he would come back, these videos are golden

    • @chessweeb4595
      @chessweeb4595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not yet mate

  • @unoriginalname4426
    @unoriginalname4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    “Physicists? Why is this, man?”
    You know, I think Einstein already did this.

    • @Jamess-wf4lw
      @Jamess-wf4lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Time dilation might be a physics problem but i think when it comes to the perception of time its prob best to ask a psychologist

    • @unoriginalname4426
      @unoriginalname4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James 2070s “when you sit with a nice girl for 2 hours you think it’s only a minute, but when you sit on a hot stove for a minute you think it’s two hours. Relativity” -Einstein

    • @Jamess-wf4lw
      @Jamess-wf4lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats doesnt explain the why at all and after a quick search it seems this wasnt even said by einstein

    • @unoriginalname4426
      @unoriginalname4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James 2070s my mistake. The sentiment, however, remains the same. Even scratching that, gravitational time dilation is a real thing, and was discovered by Einstein.

    • @Jamess-wf4lw
      @Jamess-wf4lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      idk what the hell youre on about. perception of time is two people experiencing the same period of time but it feeling feeling different. its all psychological. relative time is literally a different period of time measured by two observers. it has nothing to do with the question its a completely different concept

  • @Vero-jz5ex
    @Vero-jz5ex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    when people say "lol" out loud, especially if they didn't even laugh.

    • @lukewarmmess5123
      @lukewarmmess5123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LOL

    • @moopotato2614
      @moopotato2614 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol

    • @violetbitch9492
      @violetbitch9492 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I say lol out loud because I'm so lazy I don't even wanna laugh

    • @FlipperSki
      @FlipperSki 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Evi1M4chine I have

    • @caitlin7608
      @caitlin7608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same I feel offended when someone does the to me it's like a pity laugh but for lazy people

  • @scottm2
    @scottm2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Omg, 1k views already and what, uploaded 30 seconds ago? That's insane

    • @skyd8527
      @skyd8527 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr! So crazy

    • @tonywayne127
      @tonywayne127 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Scott M 4.1 k this man deserves it though he's so funny XD

    • @imwhoim7896
      @imwhoim7896 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah

    • @chistinelane
      @chistinelane 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      how you know you've made it in life

    • @RyokuKitsune
      @RyokuKitsune 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Scott M the wonders of small reddit fame. grade made it to the front page not to long ago so now he has a more than minor fallowing. I know I subbed when I was piss drunk and I don't regret it!

  • @va7entino46
    @va7entino46 7 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Well better be pissed off than pissed on

    • @DarkOps4
      @DarkOps4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      vavo rider SmartAss

    • @va7entino46
      @va7entino46 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HeroSlayer64 hahaha

    • @squag0711
      @squag0711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Greatest comment ive ever seen

    • @caelantree3401
      @caelantree3401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      angerception

    • @aster8597
      @aster8597 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is this so funny 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leepicbaconman1553
    @leepicbaconman1553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That last one is so relatable. I love asking over-the-top hypotheticals and some of my friends will just shut me down.

  • @saamalam2738
    @saamalam2738 7 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Waiter: hi
    Me: I'm good you?
    Waiter: -_-

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or when they say enjoy your food and you reply you too😂

    • @joeroganofficial5433
      @joeroganofficial5433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Francisco Laurean or when you say thanks, when your the person that did the thankable thang

    • @pilarmontanogavira1860
      @pilarmontanogavira1860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr
      it’s like:
      me: hi, how are you?
      friend: good, you?
      me: good
      friend:...
      me:....
      me: good!
      friend: good! thanks
      me: good
      me:.......
      friend:......
      me: what’s your favorite color
      like, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY NEXT???

  • @bradenpoage6625
    @bradenpoage6625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    3:56 That's how the mafia works

  • @rcoverc
    @rcoverc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    I hate when youtubers say that they are coming back to uploading via a video and then they never do...
    *cough cough*

    • @Aenetroy
      @Aenetroy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bet you feel stupid now don't you?😂

    • @rcoverc
      @rcoverc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aenetroy Vlug I’m just happy he’s back

    • @Luke-el8hs
      @Luke-el8hs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TOUF33Q A. H o w i s h e a u t i s t i c

    • @younghova7657
      @younghova7657 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *COUGH* *COUGH*

    • @bamboohpenguin5528
      @bamboohpenguin5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This has aged well......

  • @rileylikesboots4845
    @rileylikesboots4845 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I hate it when people say "calm down" so I learnt from the mistakes of others and myself and now I say "Breathe" calmly and slowly to show that they aren't in a hostile situation and can actually calm down effectively

  • @Permafunk_VODs
    @Permafunk_VODs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    you should do stand up comedy

    • @acebennett_
      @acebennett_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      +Timu-sama (TheTBShade) How's an MS paint drawing gonna do stand up?

    • @commanderwaddles3483
      @commanderwaddles3483 9 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      +ginarocks75 .......PowerPoint presentations?

    • @samsonprice6498
      @samsonprice6498 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ginarocks75 lol

    • @bobcloneyproductions
      @bobcloneyproductions 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MrMcPsycho So do I :)

    • @Mohamedbloo
      @Mohamedbloo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His jokes aren't that funny when you're told live.

  • @lastofman2876
    @lastofman2876 7 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    I'm five minutes away!
    From saying I'm an hour and a half away

  • @khiemhoang969
    @khiemhoang969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Mom logic:
    Mom: Why did you get in trouble for hitting someone in school?
    Me: you fucking answered the question
    Example 2:
    Mom: How did you get in trouble in school?
    Me: I-
    Mom: NO TALKING BACK!
    Me: I WAS ANSWERING THE FUCKING QUESTION

    • @khiemhoang969
      @khiemhoang969 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Голубь Tru dat

    • @kalanicastro4400
      @kalanicastro4400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who the hell talks to their own mom like that? smh no fucking respect

    • @khiemhoang969
      @khiemhoang969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kalani Castro I'm just typing what i would want to say in that situation

    • @ollie9790
      @ollie9790 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Khiem Hoang Nah man, example 2 is what a teacher would do!
      Teacher: Why were you talking!?!?!
      Me: I was talking about the Mat....
      Teacher: Are you trying to say that I am lying?
      Me: Uhm wtf...

    • @khiemhoang969
      @khiemhoang969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oliver Cave yeah fair enough

  • @zacheryfourhman4737
    @zacheryfourhman4737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how big this channel has gotten. Literally his videos are so simple (the animation) its amazing, like his animation is just drawings, any 3rd grader with google slides could draw his vidsos, maybe that's what makes em so good? Probably that and he is just a genius.

  • @alexocampo5243
    @alexocampo5243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    I hate it when people do this:
    Me: Hey, would you rather get your arm bitten by a shark, or leg bitten by a bear?
    Friend: Hmmm, what would you choose?
    MY GOD

    • @salifscott4664
      @salifscott4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Or even worse, when they say "neither"

    • @pinksywedarnoc8017
      @pinksywedarnoc8017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@salifscott4664 what's wrong with saying neither? I'm not going to answer their stupid ass question to something I would have to risk my like for.

    • @C-Jay7
      @C-Jay7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      PinkSywe DarnoC shut the fuck up 😂

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@pinksywedarnoc8017 stfu idiot

    • @themagicalonionfairy7455
      @themagicalonionfairy7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@pinksywedarnoc8017 i mean im fine with people not answering some ridiculous question i ask but i prefer them to say they dont want to answer rather than neither

  • @VividBagels
    @VividBagels 8 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    When your parents said stop crying as a kid. LIKE WTF! You can't just stop crying

    • @gr8darklord604
      @gr8darklord604 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      true

    • @gr8darklord604
      @gr8darklord604 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DelTheAnj wow... I'm sorry...

    • @VividBagels
      @VividBagels 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** :/

    • @evelynmontes983
      @evelynmontes983 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      so fucking true especially when they are like you better stop or else i will give you a spanky if you keep crying

    • @VividBagels
      @VividBagels 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Evelyn Montes yep

  • @DocAlexandrite
    @DocAlexandrite 9 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Everytime one of your videos are uploaded, it's like a mini-Christmas.
    Btw, you should do a video on extreme-feminism. It's very "problematic".

    • @arzaki460
      @arzaki460 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +MrMortsnarg
      Whoops, replace that "feminism" with "realism". Seriously. If you don't, they're going to call you oppressive for calling them that.
      Yeah extreme feminists are way too extreme.

    • @Schizo-Devil
      @Schizo-Devil 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MrMortsnarg Agreed!

    • @hiothezebra
      @hiothezebra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +MrMortsnarg Fuck no!!!
      He shouldn't wade into the steaming shit pool!

    • @erkdoc5
      @erkdoc5 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +abopfred
      The more people separate themselves from feminists, the better their lives will be. Until feminists steal all your rights.

    • @jones520
      @jones520 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks for using the word extreme, because people on the internet really need to educate themselves

  • @dylandtww
    @dylandtww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    What if someone actually answered a what if question?
    But that would never happen

    • @NotRenjiro
      @NotRenjiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @cookiehawk
      @cookiehawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

    • @wubblefett4980
      @wubblefett4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you are a fan of Grade then we should dislike this video for grade to have is monetization back!
      th-cam.com/video/Lf7pqRQI1cg/w-d-xo.html

    • @NegativeAccelerate
      @NegativeAccelerate ปีที่แล้ว

      This would happen

  • @realgamingfungus
    @realgamingfungus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    What if you're on the treadmill AND doing an exam? Would time just go normally?
    (edit) how tf did i get top comment?

    • @123Mathzak
      @123Mathzak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Moral of the story: take your exams while working out

    • @realgamingfungus
      @realgamingfungus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zach Falbe pretty much

    • @lmgmaster7526
      @lmgmaster7526 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      give this man a Nobel prize.

    • @kasimmansur1343
      @kasimmansur1343 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      But that would never happen

    • @jesusramos2796
      @jesusramos2796 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Kasim Mansur but what if it did happen

  • @spencer_j._
    @spencer_j._ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Me: what time is it?
    Person: time for you to get a watch
    Me 😡

    • @kanroji6447
      @kanroji6447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol I also do that but I say the exact time afterwards

    • @meaux7274
      @meaux7274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MY MOM DOES THAT ALL THE TIME.

    • @Sophie-ps4ve
      @Sophie-ps4ve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah go get a watch. You could buy one for 9 dollars.

    • @ellextric
      @ellextric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      get a minecraft watch

    • @threepunch5702
      @threepunch5702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Some of my closest friends say this to me and it DRIVES ME UP THE FUCKING WALL

  • @Craig6623
    @Craig6623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    GradeAUnderA: "I am 5 minutes away from my next video" ;P

    • @sleepyyygaming
      @sleepyyygaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      still no post

    • @nikk9384
      @nikk9384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sleepyyygaming he started posting again my slime ;)

    • @santinolautarodelgadobarri5813
      @santinolautarodelgadobarri5813 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am 5 minutes away
      (From entering TH-cam you fucking dickhead)
      - GradeAUnderA probably

    • @travisplayz7108
      @travisplayz7108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am 5 minutes away
      To not upload

    • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
      @KodieTheAussieBrony94 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But that would never happen

  • @oliverarrar6352
    @oliverarrar6352 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hate when after losing something, someone asks you where you saw it last, never helps, never has and never will

  • @yunusaliakbas9192
    @yunusaliakbas9192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    On the switch, it should have been “pissed off/pissed on” lol

    • @NinoLondon69
      @NinoLondon69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @cookiehawk
      @cookiehawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *P I S S E D O N*

    • @wubblefett4980
      @wubblefett4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you are a fan of Grade then we should dislike this video for grade to have is monetization back!
      th-cam.com/video/Lf7pqRQI1cg/w-d-xo.html

  • @MoistDelta.
    @MoistDelta. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I hate when someone gives you a choice then don't like the choice you pick

  • @denoww9261
    @denoww9261 8 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I've gotta say, I'm the "but that would never happen" guy. I'll try to stop though

    • @mint437
      @mint437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sean Mars strap on? xD

    • @theaveragehuman378
      @theaveragehuman378 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But that would never happen.

    • @nbksrbija1039
      @nbksrbija1039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well sometimes it's GOOD to say "that would never happen". For example, you're with 10 friends and they ask something like "if we were all in a house on fire and if you could only save one of us who would you save?" First of all why even ask that?? Do you feel the need to piss 9 people off so you could feel a bit better about you being a slightly better friend? So I don't want to answer the question because I don't want to piss 9 of my friends off, so I say something like "that would never happen"

    • @sarahfowler3217
      @sarahfowler3217 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      My best freind is dat guy

    • @DiamondGuy456
      @DiamondGuy456 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dinosaur_Weirdo its true though, its not going to happen, so why do they care?!

  • @Kaaxe
    @Kaaxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "oh yes I'd love that!" Then show no interest at all in doing that thing at all and make me feel like an asshole for asking if they'd like to do that thing they said they'd love to do

    • @sandrapark8705
      @sandrapark8705 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This reminds me lf those people that ask what your favorite band, series, or movie is but when you tell them something they don't know they make you look weird for liking something that isn't mainstream.

  • @mirdautasvras1236
    @mirdautasvras1236 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    For the "what if" situation, there's also another shitty response: "Hum... What would you do?"

    • @BioHzrd0010
      @BioHzrd0010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Lord Zimbabouix "What would you do?" "I DON'T KNOW, M8! THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU!

    • @SJ.J2
      @SJ.J2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WELL NEITHER DO I! THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU M8!

    • @rahilbinmushfiq1112
      @rahilbinmushfiq1112 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Oh ok... but that would never happen mate!"

  • @needarandomname4330
    @needarandomname4330 8 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    But what if i don't like "what if" questions?

  • @heisenburg_playz1953
    @heisenburg_playz1953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    UnderA is the best listener

  • @thanevanderwesthuizen6759
    @thanevanderwesthuizen6759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:17 some people do actually say stop crying

  • @mariahmeyer7603
    @mariahmeyer7603 8 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "Five incredibly rich, gay guys..."
    *Shane Dawson, Connor Franta, Tyler Oakley, Troye Sivan, and Joey Graceffa walk out*
    XD

    • @feel.s1304
      @feel.s1304 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Davionn Gray well she is a girl

    • @dan-gy4vu
      @dan-gy4vu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +FreshCrispyBacon im a guy and i know all of them :/

    • @feel.s1304
      @feel.s1304 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +daniel likes watermelon lol tbh I'm a guy and I only don't know one of them.

    • @psychopearl
      @psychopearl 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Davionn Gray I actually knew all of them too! xD

    • @BlankNames111
      @BlankNames111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Mariah Meyer Was gonna like this comment, but didn't want to ruin the 69 likes

  • @stanfordmatthews5886
    @stanfordmatthews5886 9 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I hate it when people say no offense before making an offensive remark. For example: "No offense, but your ugly as fuck." I don't understand the logic in this. Why in the world would you say "no offense" if you were just going to say something that I would take as offensive or insulting? *Facepalm*

    • @Psi34ax
      @Psi34ax 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Stanford Matthews good point

    • @stanfordmatthews5886
      @stanfordmatthews5886 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Psi34ax Thank you.

    • @Leo.23232
      @Leo.23232 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +Stanford Matthews I think it is more for the purpose of showing you didn't intent to offend them, but instead inform them of their unnappealing aesthetics. Not if you said "you ugly as fuck" that sort of contradicts it.

    • @stanfordmatthews5886
      @stanfordmatthews5886 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lensius​ Yea, but what's the point of that? You're saying it for the purpose of showing you didn't mean to be offensive, but you say something that I would normally take as offensive. It's kind of pointless if you ask me.

    • @Leo.23232
      @Leo.23232 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Stanford Matthews
      If i told someone "you're an idiot" then they can assume that it is an insult, not to inform them they are not intelligent, while if i said "no offense, but you're an idiot" then that differentiates that from an insult in that context.
      Although, to be fair, i actually agree with you, i just like to explore the otherside of the argument. You can tell if it is an insult of not usually anyway, based on tone of voice and context, what words they say etc.

  • @Parszafs
    @Parszafs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Something i hate people saying? Literally writing a script of EXACTLY what was said in the video then saying "XD" and getting top comment.

    • @luggy_sp
      @luggy_sp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "But that would never happen!" XD

    • @itsnott
      @itsnott 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gare Stinky I'm literally doing that right now!!! How did you know?

    • @TheBigDynamo
      @TheBigDynamo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD gives me cancer.

    • @shiningskies47
      @shiningskies47 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gare Stinky "Do you think I chose to be pissed off mate" XD

    • @aetherialpaff
      @aetherialpaff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boxes World cancer gives me cancer

  • @DacLMK
    @DacLMK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I hate it when my father rushes me to go somewhere like we're already late, and end up arriving half an hour before anyone else.

  • @darthrevan3315
    @darthrevan3315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I once told my friend"Do you like Queen?"
    He gets all smart and says
    "No durr"
    Then im like"Well im sorry for not knowing things that only you know"

    • @matthewiles5714
      @matthewiles5714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jufka5879 Exactly. They are easily one of the best rock bands ever

    • @phoenixofcolorado8610
      @phoenixofcolorado8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MATTHEW ILES true

    • @baileysubliminals7192
      @baileysubliminals7192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      red violet
      I hate rock music but I kinda like: "we will rock you".

    • @mlggyarados3240
      @mlggyarados3240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jufka5879 sorry but I am one of them

    • @gdelusiveplayz3609
      @gdelusiveplayz3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jufka5879 ngl I don't like queen. Actually, I don't like any rock or classical bands

  • @MrMrderpysheep
    @MrMrderpysheep 8 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    That ending. Jesus I pissed myself laughing

  • @intelgaming4728
    @intelgaming4728 8 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    That last one I hate so so so so so MUCH!!

  • @lagreewithyourcomment
    @lagreewithyourcomment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how he is just straight to the point when he said, "Things I hate people saying"

  • @supahtyp
    @supahtyp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    When people ask: "what?".
    And then right when you start to repat the question, they answer it.

    • @iangreyling9886
      @iangreyling9886 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

    • @LattoSan
      @LattoSan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Its a habit , i sadly have it
      When people ask me i say what, then i answer
      But doesnt happen alot tho

    • @drewsharp9162
      @drewsharp9162 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Haze yea I say what and then say "oh" and answer

    • @lievenvanloo6011
      @lievenvanloo6011 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Haze I have that too, mostly when I wasn't expecting a question

    • @darkerarius
      @darkerarius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have to admit, i do that. It sometimes takes a moment for me to process what i was asked, and then i realise i actually did understand the question after all.

  • @PexusGaming
    @PexusGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I hate it when you ask a would you rather and they answer "neither" and then I say neither isn't an option and they still say neither

    • @clerics6869
      @clerics6869 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +PexusGaming OMG I CAN TOTALLY RELATE

    • @feel.s1304
      @feel.s1304 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if you were raped and psycologicaly damaged? Would you like it or love it?

    • @stupidthehedgehog3266
      @stupidthehedgehog3266 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      If the question is jarring enough, it makes perfect sense that they wouldn't be able to make a decision. "Would you rather kill your Son or your Daughter?" No reasonable person will come to a decision for that, even if it's just a joke.

    • @GoodieM8
      @GoodieM8 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +PexusGaming i used to say neither but im a changed kad so yeah. i hate it

    • @stupidthehedgehog3266
      @stupidthehedgehog3266 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Goodness, what a reaction.

  • @Boamere
    @Boamere 9 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    The reason people don't answer the what if question is because both answers are bad

    • @TommyGuy1111
      @TommyGuy1111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +B. oamere (Boamere) Welcome to life

    • @velnoonlev2610
      @velnoonlev2610 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      But there's really no downside to GradeA's scenario. I get my dick back AND I get my prostate stimulated! Sounds like heaven.

    • @Boamere
      @Boamere 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Velno Onlev For you perhaps

    • @Boamere
      @Boamere 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Velno Onlev Probably yeah

    • @velnoonlev2610
      @velnoonlev2610 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Adrià Sanz
      It's not rape, each guy is paying you 10k for a session.

  • @maurocamo
    @maurocamo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's really annoying when I ask someone to pick something for me when I can't decide and they say I don't know choose yourself

  • @MetallicSongGaming
    @MetallicSongGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    What if GradeAUnderA would come whisper "wanka" and "riiighhht" in my ear before I fell asleep?

    • @FreeSudani
      @FreeSudani 9 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      +MetallicSong that would never happen :P

    • @bo3708
      @bo3708 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +FreeSudani he said WHAT IF

    • @systematicinsomniac
      @systematicinsomniac 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +MetallicSong his colossal chin gently bumping your cheek

    • @mcsoHicks
      @mcsoHicks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +MetallicSong You'd forever dream of marshmallows and drawings that easily rival anything painted by Leonardo Da Vinci.

    • @donkeyface0169
      @donkeyface0169 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +MetallicSong then you would be a wanka right

  • @fieryraccoon8365
    @fieryraccoon8365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    lol im gonna use that calm down rant

  • @zynk6538
    @zynk6538 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I always ask questions to people even if I know the answer to see if they're smart, or to be awkward.

    • @raiandesu2538
      @raiandesu2538 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @bluewolf2166
      @bluewolf2166 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @naraka5028
      @naraka5028 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

    • @osav.
      @osav. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like doing it to test out people and hear the way they would answer them, the words they would use, etc.

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@osav.Yer weird tho

  • @samir_bassman9330
    @samir_bassman9330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo Grade, you make those kind of videos that literally make me laugh out loud af even though I am alone and stuff. Big respect

  • @thecreature9251
    @thecreature9251 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Actually I see "stop crying" ALOT

    • @gigigaming1239
      @gigigaming1239 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *a lot

    • @thecreature9251
      @thecreature9251 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +GigiGaming123 Thx bruh u r rly halpful

    • @rk-rd2kn
      @rk-rd2kn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Derpyguy Calm down

    • @cmouse3415
      @cmouse3415 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I get 'Stop Crying' a lot. Not when I'm crying, when I'm pissed off, people just say, 'Stop Crying!' It only pisses me off more!!

    • @thecreature9251
      @thecreature9251 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same but I see happen to other people more often then too myself

  • @rosielulu2744
    @rosielulu2744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Whenever I ask a ‘what if’ question to my family, they answer,
    “I don’t answer what if questions”

    • @danielyuan9862
      @danielyuan9862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your family does not have an imagination. 😂

    • @AzzyRiah
      @AzzyRiah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jufka5879 Do you know how old she is though? Yt kids is at least 9 or younger -_- you think 9 year olds would NOT know how to use commas and periods?

    • @FloodlightGamingReal
      @FloodlightGamingReal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or they say "StOp AsKiNg ThOsE sTuPiD qUeStIoNs

    • @nienel
      @nienel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jufka5879 Don't assume someones age when you have no clear proof

    • @fal4thought
      @fal4thought 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “What if you did?”

  • @RiiDii
    @RiiDii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Mom: "Do you want to take the trash out?"
    Me: "No. That's not any where near the top of my list of things I want to do. Pretty sure it wasn't even on that list."
    Mom: "Take the damn trash out."
    Me: "Ok."

    • @c.shadou1897
      @c.shadou1897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RiiDIi me: then why’d you ask if I wanted to in the first place??

  • @danielr5967
    @danielr5967 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro, "what if" questions are the most outlandish shit I've ever heard. Never in my life I sit down and wonder, "what if", then the craziest, most absurd shit ever, then ask someone

  • @dion789
    @dion789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    I hate people who misuse the word 'literally'. Like if something funny happened, 'I literally just died'. Oh, I wish you had.

    • @Kewljack02
      @Kewljack02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That is literally the worst thing ever zOMG.

    • @Rundownshoe
      @Rundownshoe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I literally just became a ghost

    • @ManrajBrar4
      @ManrajBrar4 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh..

    • @eldritchsun40
      @eldritchsun40 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      R.I.P

    • @riusins
      @riusins 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha

  • @kaitlyn539
    @kaitlyn539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    IK I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY CALM DOWN.
    One time a girl LITERALLY SAID “you’re mad”
    like OH THANKS NOW IM NOT MAD

    • @amom7835
      @amom7835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It happened to me once. And I did it once.

    • @baileysubliminals7192
      @baileysubliminals7192 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amero Kee calm down

    • @irongolem1476
      @irongolem1476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seems a little more effective than "calm down" imo. Basically reminding me that I'm mad and realize I don't want to be instead of just telling me I can control emotions and shir

    • @laptopworm23
      @laptopworm23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's like when you are cryin and someone tells you not to cry, you cry even more😥

    • @someone-oe1mo
      @someone-oe1mo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baileysubliminals7192 oh shut up u gay vegan hippy

  • @Linkin-2603
    @Linkin-2603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Me.Do you know where my 3DS Other things Ect are.Someone else where you last left it. Who hates it then someone says that

    • @editsofpopularukshows7913
      @editsofpopularukshows7913 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shadowy Lincoln thats so annoying

    • @Linkin-2603
      @Linkin-2603 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leprechaungaming 123 and your Profile is Cartman Just imagines Cartman saying it

    • @bajsksnwmlepekwnk4434
      @bajsksnwmlepekwnk4434 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shadowy Lincoln Lol im cartman

    • @Hera91312
      @Hera91312 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's totally my mom

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's just the polite way of saying, "How the fuck should I know? Why are you asking me? You're the one who lost it, keep track of your shit."

  • @charliehey2791
    @charliehey2791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This channel is basically just a compilation of those comebacks you think about 4 days after an argument.

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jerk Store?

    • @charliehey2791
      @charliehey2791 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GameyRaccoon ??

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charliehey2791 theres a seinfeld episode where george constanza thinks of a comeback hours after the argument, it was called the jerk store.

    • @charliehey2791
      @charliehey2791 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GameyRaccoon Oh ok, that wasn't the inspiration. Never watched Seinfeld.

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charliehey2791 ah i gotcha

  • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
    @DannyMakesVideosIGuess 8 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    What if GradeUnderA became more TH-cam famous than Pewdiepie??

    • @gingergamergirl98
      @gingergamergirl98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That would never happen
      >:D

    • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
      @DannyMakesVideosIGuess 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      gingergamergirl98 True and sad :(
      But I was trying to do a 'what if' question like from the video :D

    • @gingergamergirl98
      @gingergamergirl98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      MegaRobotgaming I know lol. That's why I put the evil smiley face at the end ;P

    • @asspounderify
      @asspounderify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Won't happen. TH-cam is run by underaged fans, not credited for actual content.

    • @haileycharlebois5237
      @haileycharlebois5237 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I hope that happens, because Pewdiepie actually isn't great

  • @richmkw
    @richmkw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    I hate when people say "Im gonna be your friend forever!" But then they ditch you to another friend...
    I MEAN WHAT THE-

    • @meaux7274
      @meaux7274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh no! :(

    • @gordonramsayslambsauce
      @gordonramsayslambsauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup

    • @amom7835
      @amom7835 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or for their girl and you get a little too mad that you almost snap. (what I'm going through right now, my bffs girl is super protective/controllive.)

    • @johnbailey5835
      @johnbailey5835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even worse
      Me: We got each others backs if we get in a fight right?
      My 'friend': Yeah man, always
      Me: *gets smacked round the face by some random kid*
      My 'friend': *whistles and walks off, staring at the sky*

    • @jimmy.ptoons
      @jimmy.ptoons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you 7?

  • @F.R.E.D.D2986
    @F.R.E.D.D2986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    When people say "first" on the commets

    • @natogamez5672
      @natogamez5672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      First reply

    • @xylo8495
      @xylo8495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@natogamez5672 😐

    • @opheebop8317
      @opheebop8317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@natogamez5672 REEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @SuicideRedemption
      @SuicideRedemption 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@natogamez5672 edgy

    • @natogamez5672
      @natogamez5672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I make big joke haha so funi

  • @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506
    @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I HATE it when people completely ignore the hypothetical situation to say “but I would never/ that would never happen”

    • @gargoyleguy
      @gargoyleguy ปีที่แล้ว

      Recently i asked my mum like "do you think mermaids would be mammals or amphibians" or some stupid shit like that and she was like "you know mermaids don't exist, right?" GODDDD

  • @thegreatskinkpriest8104
    @thegreatskinkpriest8104 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I can't express how much I love this channel. Funny, educated, and totally honest

  • @ColorFusical
    @ColorFusical 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    am I the only one that kinda dances on the chair when the ending tune plays?

    • @spaceface105
      @spaceface105 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah and then all of a sudden slap yourself very hard when the ending sound plays right?

    • @joaopedrom5365
      @joaopedrom5365 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      no you're not mate

    • @ColorFusical
      @ColorFusical 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kalani Castro thanks!

    • @Trinix-jc3th
      @Trinix-jc3th 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably yeah

    • @xl000
      @xl000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +David Schlomo Cohen Goldberg Apparently people "vote" yes by clicking on the like button.. This trend need to stop

  • @Nole2701
    @Nole2701 8 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I ask questions I know the answer to just to make sure.

    • @GoodieM8
      @GoodieM8 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nole_ #SeaLion ^

    • @snowzZzZz
      @snowzZzZz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Nole_ #SeaLion I do it because I'm Jesus

    • @Childsleepytime
      @Childsleepytime 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @Nole2701
      @Nole2701 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      victortisme read the comment again im pretty sure you dont get the point.

    • @farrellmuhammadghaisanputr2505
      @farrellmuhammadghaisanputr2505 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, you ask someone a question where you know the answer, but you ask them just to make sure is just the same ås you don't know the answer

  • @Webless8
    @Webless8 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My mom once said, "Don't allow yourself to be frustrated." WHAT?